postin from an iPhone :cool:

Yeah, with money you got from yelling at the proletariat methinks.

I just HAVE to post this somewhere.

Black Sheep
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMp8mSRiHow

It's a movie about sheep.


Sheep that kill people.

Please tell me that's a real movie and not some kind of hideously expensive joke trailer.

Because god damn I want to see that movie.

That's very New Zealandish.

(New Zealandic?)

30231

What.

Please tell me that's a real movie and not some kind of hideously expensive joke trailer.

Because god damn I want to see that movie.

It's real, infact it's been out for a little while in America, and ages in that place with them Kangaroos.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Sheep_%282007_film%29

Also: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0779982/

Yeah, with money you got from yelling at the proletariat methinks.
I didn't buy it, I just was at an Apple Store. So stop trying to start a class war, you elitist jerk.
im in ur fone

eatin ur punctuation

huh

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/wiihelm.shtml?cpg=50T

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/wiihelm.shtml?cpg=50T
hey, it's that whole Nintendo ON thing all over again.

I just made my OWN ringtones, and put them on my phone. Without paying for it. :cool:

http://sourceforge.net/project/downloading.php?groupname=bitpim&filename=bitpim-1.0.0-setup.exe&use_mirror=superb-west

I love that program.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/wiihelm.shtml?cpg=50T

And people thought the regular controller made you look stupid... :p

Lazy trumps stupid though.

So now the messages start again, but now it's insults. :rolleyes:
"Pinche ñoño!!"
Which stands for "freakin geek!!" or something like that.
Because I had the name as "Captain Marvellous the Second". Lol.
So either:
a) It was actually a girl and now she's ****ed off
b) It was indeed a joke
c) It's someone else this time

That means I still have no clue.

And I replied the only way I could... "I've got balls of steel" :cool:

Someone on Wikipedia put this on the Sherlock Holmes page:
Sir Jason Doyle - Brit. Blonde haired race same as sweedish.
"Hosni a newzealand."
Removal man work completed for a pen for pakistan.
Never even spoke a word. Lesbian yvonne from leeds shot a man for nothing Mon did it.
Or maybe arthur or oh god the boring little man from edinborough who is highly over rated - bring him back to proove it - "Ross Eason" Space Hopper. Shame, I knew him when he was a child, hes achieved a great deal - "Aye" Tea boy. His visage for fatman who is the market trader from newcastle who is fred west or bruce ward again.
The Houdini from Cramlimgton is it.
They will all be remembered as bevis and butthead.
"Its the black (Haired) slags"

...huh?

Problem is the average gaming geek is just not up to the strenuous task of vigorous arm movement for longer than 10 minutes.I maintain that anyone who has trouble with that has serious issues.

If anyone here has any idea how difficult it is to play Guitar Hero from first-hand experience, this guy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0sq-G-HMuI) is liable to blow your freaking mind (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFQsaoFHIro).

I just noticed the one thing wrong with MSN supporting invisible messages:

MY EYES, THE BLOCKING DOES NOTHING!!

You know, I'm fairly tolerant of yahui. But when silly clashes with sillier, it reaches a whole new dimension:

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?p=590100#post590100
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?p=589460#post589460
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?p=590096#post590096

(read from the marked post onwards)

Nature is beginning to reclaim the land outside.

Mysteeeeeeeerious: http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/11808/

LAVOS!
Well probably not, but it would be awesome if it was.

It's Captain Planet, comming to punnish us all for killing our planet!

LAVOS!
Well probably not, but it would be awesome if it was.
Heh, that's exactly what I thought.

Uhh, a few of those sounds sound like Half-Life 2 sounds. The second groan, and the sound made when something flies out of the middle of town toward the end of the film and hits a building.

"AHMAGAAAD! AHMAGAAAAD!!!"

Not that one, though.

Also, go robowurmz: http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=33138

this looks like it could be a fun movie, although it might be annoying if the whole thing is shot from the "camcorder perspective"

Uhh, a few of those sounds sound like Half-Life 2 sounds. The second groan, and the sound made when something flies out of the middle of town toward the end of the film and hits a building.

I agree, I instantly thought of a combine invasion when I saw the trailer.

Mysteeeeeeeerious: http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/11808/

That looks pretty sweet.

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=240

Hehu

I really don't get that one.

Actually, I think I might, but it took me so long to realize it that all of the humor went away.

Scott has really taken it to Worms lately.

Post of the year!

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=591026&postcount=207

Actually, I think I might, but it took me so long to realize it that all of the humor went away.

Too bad for you. It's hilarious.

Post of the year!

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=591026&postcount=207

Egeanieuse.

Post of the year!

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=591026&postcount=207I stand corrected. That tops yahui, tal05 and CHJ combined. Though that's even more worrying. :p

When did we start devolving?!?

"I haven't been able to feel or move my fingers since you gave me that chainsaw to cut my arm off with."

Bunny is funny! (http://bunny.frozenreality.co.uk/index.php?id=932) :D

One for thomasp. (http://bunny.frozenreality.co.uk/index.php?id=931)

I'm, like, way too obsessed with Guitar Hero.

One for thomasp. (http://bunny.frozenreality.co.uk/index.php?id=931)
Do I smell FOD?

Just thought I should mention that Squidi has posted #51 on the 300 site:
http://www.squidi.net/three/index.php
And he has also posted a picture which is, I assume, from the Zombie Roguelike he's working on.
http://www.squidi.net/update.png

So maybe he hasn't totally isolated himself from the internet yet.

Get Smart Trailer (http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/getsmart/)

Get Smart Trailer (http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/getsmart/)
i'm glad to see that dwayne "the rock" johnson will be featured in this film

I actually used to watch pro wrestling a bit back when The Rock was in it. It was like a big funny soap opera with sweaty guys pretending to hurt each other instead of crying pregnant women.

Do I smell FOD?

Dunno. What does that smell like?

Nothing can turn a content mood into abject rage quite so quickly as getting home from the drive-thru to find yourself to have spent 6 dollars on the wrong goddamn food.

On a lighter note, I'm tired of having my name in a stupid little box in my avatar, so I would appreciate it if somebody who has a free moment and a decent image-type program thingy could make this a forum-friendly .gif so's I can use it please and thank you.

Ta-da !

Thank ya muchly.

Dunno. What does that smell like?
Depends greatly on the type of FOD. Can range from the smell of spanners to the smell of roasted duck or other birdlife.

Foreign Object Damage of Finger Of Death? Not sure which makes the least sense..

Here's one without any noticeable GIF compression side effects.

Sorry, Andy.

Thanks 'n' stuff.

Here's one that's upside down with a sepia tone.

I shall archive this for future use.

Loleth

.......

iPod Announcement Five Years Ago
January 10th, 2007
Every now and then when new products are announced, I like to take a moment and go back to read the Mac Rumors forum thread from when the iPod was first announced.

http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=500

It only gets better the further you go. Arguments one after the next explaining why the iPod will be a collosal failure and clearly spells doom for Apple.

It’s just a cheerful reminder to be a bit more humble in making predictions and assertions, and one i will try to keep in mind more often (although, in the spirit of the above, I offer no guarantee).

Hilarious.

someone needs to tone down the messeages you get when you try to post before your new email adress is validated.

Being told that you've been banned for no stated reason and you'll never be un-banned seems a little harsh.

"Hello, and thanks for calling our voicemail service"

No need to thank me, I wasn't calling you.

So, I'm calmly strolling around the forum when I hear this rumour of some new girl having joined the forum.

"A girl?!?" I say. "Impossible! Blasphemic! Paradoxical!". But it's true. Well, there's something that doesn't happen every day. Finally, a nice change from all the weird new members.

THEN THIS HAPPENS (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=592001&postcount=9)

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

What can I say? We have OD and they have ODear, or Fan Art.

THEN THIS HAPPENS (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=592001&postcount=9)

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Hehehe! :D
I like her approach. Biting cynism is the best.

You're easily offended by homoerotic things, aren't you, Sup? ;)

Hehehe! :D
I like her approach. Biting cynism is the best.

You're easily offended by homoerotic things, aren't you, Sup? ;)Not (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=527758&postcount=33) really (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=533937&postcount=1045), it just gets more unsettling with a newcomer.

Also, GIRL FACTOR IN ACTION: http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=592010&postcount=11 (compare with http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=528024&postcount=39 )

D:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xhJnTtZK_Vg
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0W1VY4b9IQQ

Japan makes my brain hurt.

Why did a mod delete my post saying "This forum is so ridiculous now" in fan art but not http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=589872&postcount=13 ? What made the latter ok and the first bad?

P.S. Rikachan for real is my new favorite member in a dog's age

edit: or did I just hallucinate making the first post i mentioned because in retrospect that isn't entirely unlikely

Why did a mod delete my post saying "This forum is so ridiculous now" in fan art but not http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=589872&postcount=13 ? What made the latter ok and the first bad?

P.S. Rikachan for real is my new favorite member in a dog's age

edit: or did I just hallucinate making the first post i mentioned because in retrospect that isn't entirely unlikely
Blame Andrew - he removed about half a page's worth of posts before yours.

Blame Andrew - he removed about half a page's worth of posts before yours.

I just had a big post typed out here complaining about moderation on a forum that I honestly expect has a decent population of tweenagers and I figured out how ridiculous it was so whatever.

Blame Andrew - he removed about half a page's worth of posts before yours.

I basically spotted that it was out of hand and removed the bad bit, then I removed all the posts that didn't make sense without the bad bit, then all the posts that led directly to the bad bit. I didn't go through and judge every post individually, because I have (marginally) better things to do with my life.

D:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xhJnTtZK_Vg

Japan makes my brain hurt.

That's Chinese, BOY.
Pay attention!
(China is rather strange, too. Most people just seem to forget about China because Japan takes all of the OMGWTFLOLZORZ attention. :p)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1197/830958225_96150953d8.jpg
http://nigoro.jp/game/rosecamellia/rosecamellia.php
Rose & Camellia.
SLAPPING ACTION!


Also...
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?p=592541#post592541

It's back. :(

LET'S KILL IT BEFORE IT GROWS.
Oh wait. That's an abuse of power. Damn.

That's Chinese, BOY.
Pay attention!
(China is rather strange, too. Most people just seem to forget about China because Japan takes all of the OMGWTFLOLZORZ attention. :p)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1197/830958225_96150953d8.jpg
http://nigoro.jp/game/rosecamellia/rosecamellia.php
Rose & Camellia.
SLAPPING ACTION!...

That's the only game that makes me feels bad about myself for being good at it. :(


Also...
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?p=592541#post592541

It's back. :(

LET'S KILL IT BEFORE IT GROWS.
Oh wait. That's an abuse of power. Damn.Well we kinda asked for it the minute a forum called Avatar Absurdity got created.

Edit: THEY'RE ON TO YOU! http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=592451&postcount=85

China's not strange like Japan is. China's strange because you could show someone a picture of it or give them some facts about it, and ask them to guess what year was being depicted/described and they might say anything from biblical times to 2025 depending on which bit of China you choose. That's ****ed up.

They have their share of bizarre culture too, but no more than anywhere else.

Both countries are strange, but in rather contrasting ways. Douglas Adams does a lovely job of summing up China in Last Chance to See, if you're interested.

Edit: Assuming you use the Sensible British System for your dates, today's date has translative symmetry:

20.07.2007

Douglas Adams does an excellent job of summing up everything.

Chore Wars (http://www.chorewars.com/)... no, there's no typo. Though given how obsessive some people are, I can really see this getting them off their lazy ass. Or just lie about it for the sheer xp-wang.

Oh, and no xp-erience is complete without the better-than-free paid accounts (http://www.chorewars.com/gold.php).

I'd be stuck on level 1 for quite a while, unless going to work counted as a "chore".:p

One more plea for .gif related help (I really should get a program of my own for this sort of thing): I'd like this as a .gif with the background transparent. Please.

I'm not sure I got it right. :p

Looks good to me. Thanks muchly.

That should be it for a while. :p

Google appears to have new map images for areas around Doncaster. However they appear to be from the floods in June:p

Google appears to have new map images for areas around Doncaster. However they appear to be from the floods in June:p
Silly Google. They've just updated the maps for my area (Google Earth) and the photos are about 4 - 6 years old...

Google appears to have new map images for areas around Doncaster. However they appear to be from the floods in June:p

lol

123456

What a load of complete and utter bollocks: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6911530.stm

Another scare story from the press now. Of course people with less LDL cholesterol will have a higher chance of cancer, because they're more likely to live longer:rolleyes:

I'm rather fed up of the Team 17 Forum at the moment. I hope SomethingAwul Weekend Web's it again.

It seemed like Fan Art was doing alright for a while there, but has turned back to ass with a sudden influx of complete morons.

In other news, Zeortopia (http://www.nationstates.net/zeortopia) is a Compulsory Consumerist State now instead of a nice Father Knows Best State. :(

What a load of complete and utter bollocks: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6911530.stm

Another scare story from the press now. Of course people with less LDL cholesterol will have a higher chance of cancer, because they're more likely to live longer:rolleyes:

That may have been accounted for. Statisticians are smart. They have to be; it's bloody complicated. I do with they'd start linking to the original published reports. (If there isn't one, it shouldn't be reported anyway.)

It seemed like Fan Art was doing alright for a while there, but has turned back to ass with a sudden influx of complete morons.

In other news, Zeortopia (http://www.nationstates.net/zeortopia) is a Compulsory Consumerist State now instead of a nice Father Knows Best State. :(
It appears most of them will be removed by banning one IP address. At least according to my sources any way. And one of those involved is getting quite close to a ban now...

It appears most of them will be removed by banning one IP address. Not to be a jackass, but... That took long enough. :p

The IP address could belong to a school or other organisation.

Re: the LDL survey. The authors of the test say it doesn't necessarily prove an increased chance of cancer. And it's the press's job to report it. I'd rather them do so than not, even if the inclusion of the report may be seen as scaremongering. Nasty BBC!

Not to be a jackass, but... That took long enough. :p
No bans have been issued - yet.

The way that yahui keeps attracting all his friends morons into the forum scares me.

The way that yahui keeps attracting all his friends morons into the forum scares me.

For me it's the other way around. Nobody I know understands what I see in this forum and they keep telling me to stop going here. =D

This thread is made of win: http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=33282

Thanks for bringing it to our attention. Now we may commence berating.

In other news, Zeortopia (http://www.nationstates.net/zeortopia) is a Compulsory Consumerist State now instead of a nice Father Knows Best State. :(I fixed it somehow. :)

Also, "it is illegal to make racist remarks in public." Haha, my country is awesome.

I fixed it somehow. :)

Also, "it is illegal to make racist remarks in public." Haha, my country is awesome.
"Zeortopia's national animal is the common housecat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation"

Hang on, hang on...

The Zeortopian common housecat population still swells no matter what that dumb report says, and indoor cats are healthier anyway. :mad:

We're leaving most of the forest intact, anyway. Some of it just happens to be on top of some uranium.

Edit:The Holy Empire of Zeortopia is a small, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape.WAIT WHAT THE

That just changed out of nowhere.

Well damn, if this is the result of partial deforestation, I'm glad I decided not to lose the whole forest.

Bugger. My Dad forgot to take Munkee's copy of Worms 4 to the Post Office.

D'oh!

You could have just posted it the next day and blamed the postal service for the delay. You really took nothing with you from the UK, did you, Ben?

You still bundling Addiction Pinball in with that? I've lost track at this point. :p

Edit: Holy crap, simulpost, in OD. What are the odds?

You still bundling Addiction Pinball in with that? I've lost track at this point. :p

Edit: Holy crap, simulpost, in OD. What are the odds?

If I can find it, I will. Right now I don't know where it i--... oh, there it is. Yes, AdPin will be included then. Apparently.

I should really check up on those copies of Fire Warrior I sent to the RealVG contest winners a couple of months ago. I had a bad run with a lot of post back in the UK this year. A lot of it just went missing for no discernible reason.

One thing is friends messing with me, but strangers messing with me is a whole new experience:

03:32:02 Edward Condoms: hey mate
03:32:36 Edward Condoms: just brought me a computer
03:32:41 Edward Condoms: working good ay mate
03:32:56 Edward Condoms: computer good
03:32:56 <SupSuper> Supreme King Awesome Thunderpants *help: so i see
03:33:18 Edward Condoms: dont know how to use computer but
03:33:30 Edward Condoms: but its my in the picture
03:33:36 Edward Condoms: smoking cigar
03:33:42 Edward Condoms: cigar taste nice
03:34:04 <SupSuper> Supreme King Awesome Thunderpants *help: cool
03:34:17 Edward Condoms: yer im cool
03:34:45 Edward Condoms: im outside with my computer so it is bit cold
03:35:26 Edward Condoms: so what kuntry yo frome
03:36:02 <SupSuper> Supreme King Awesome Thunderpants *help: portugal
03:36:16 Edward Condoms: me from afganstan
03:36:28 Edward Condoms: my house make from stick
03:36:58 Edward Condoms: and leaf
03:37:23 Edward Condoms: anyways its start rain now so i better but computer under rock
03:37:30 <SupSuper> Supreme King Awesome Thunderpants *help: ok
03:37:36 Edward Condoms: seeyo
03:37:46 Edward Condoms: kefar la mu ent is
03:37:51: Edward Condoms signed off (was Online)

Ever wondered what's entailed in a jumping spider's mating dance (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=322_1185412350)?

As one Goon put it,

~o_o~ bbbbbbrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzz
\O_O/ THONK

Cool site. It has just about anything I would ever want to watch on there.

http://www.tv-links.co.uk/index.do/3#

From anime like cowboy bebop to cartoons like the samurai pizza cats, all the way to movies like the new Die Hard movie. And it's all free, with no signing up!


*goes off to watch the animatrix* :3

Ever wondered what's entailed in a jumping spider's mating dance (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=322_1185412350)?

As one Goon put it,

~o_o~ bbbbbbrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzz
\O_O/ THONK

*shudders uncontrollably*

I take it that's the Lost sequence (in the new thread title)

I take it that's the Lost sequence (in the new thread title)
It would appear so, although I didn't set the title :p

by the way why does the forum seem to keep going down on weekends

by the way why does the forum seem to keep going down on weekends
Because the server admins aren't around at weekend to un-break the forum. So we have to put up with it.

Woo, the forum's back!

*reads new posts*

With even more stupidity than before!

Woo, the forum's back!

*reads new posts*

With even more stupidity than before!
oh i get it. a subtle dig at me. real clever one there.

Oh no (http://forum.team17.co.uk/search.php?do=finduser&u=66750) no (http://forum.team17.co.uk/search.php?do=finduser&u=64588) no (http://forum.team17.co.uk/search.php?do=finduser&u=64129) no (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=33312) no (http://forum.team17.co.uk/search.php?do=finduser&u=58656)... well, maybe.

Oh no (http://forum.team17.co.uk/search.php?do=finduser&u=66750) no (http://forum.team17.co.uk/search.php?do=finduser&u=64588) no (http://forum.team17.co.uk/search.php?do=finduser&u=64129) no (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=33312) no (http://forum.team17.co.uk/search.php?do=finduser&u=58656)... well, maybe.
This forum requires that you wait 20 seconds between searches. Please try again in 19 seconds.

oh well i will wait

? (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=594406&postcount=105) ? (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=594405&postcount=8) ? (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=594409&postcount=53) ? (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=594408&postcount=58) ? (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=594407&postcount=77)

I think this is proof that I'm beginning to get tired of this forum. :p
(I love making posts that seem like spam, even though they technically aren't.)

I think this is proof that I'm beginning to get tired of this forum.
Just wait until you get sick of the whole internet. Everything is just completely stupid or extremely over dramatic anymore.

This forum really is just a very small scale of the population of the internet if you think about it.

? (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=594406&postcount=105) ? (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=594405&postcount=8) ? (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=594409&postcount=53) ? (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=594408&postcount=58) ? (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=594407&postcount=77)

I think this is proof that I'm beginning to get tired of this forum. :p
(I love making posts that seem like spam, even though they technically aren't.)
splendid job

and yeah this forum sucks now but it's still better than most of the internet

Instructions:

• Find annoying post.
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=591767&postcount=122
• Go to the Dialectizer.
http://rinkworks.com/dialect/
• Put single post link into "Please enter URL" box.
• Select "Moron" from the Dialect list.
• Press "Dialectize!".
RESULT (http://rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=moron&url=http%3A%2F%2Fforum.team17.com%2Fshowpost.php%3 Fp%3D591767%26postcount%3D122)

Instructions:

• Find annoying post.
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=591767&postcount=122
• Go to the Dialectizer.
http://rinkworks.com/dialect/
• Put single post link into "Please enter URL" box.
• Select "Moron" from the Dialect list.
• Press "Dialectize!".
RESULT (http://rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=moron&url=http%3A%2F%2Fforum.team17.com%2Fshowpost.php%3 Fp%3D591767%26postcount%3D122)

I can hardly tell the difference.

Instructions:

• Find annoying post.
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=591767&postcount=122
• Go to the Dialectizer.
http://rinkworks.com/dialect/
• Put single post link into "Please enter URL" box.
• Select "Moron" from the Dialect list.
• Press "Dialectize!".
RESULT (http://rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=moron&url=http%3A%2F%2Fforum.team17.com%2Fshowpost.php%3 Fp%3D591767%26postcount%3D122)
Instruckions:
• Find annoyigg post. http://f'um.team17.com/showpost.php...&postcount=122
• Go t' de Dialeckizeh. http://rinkworks.com/dialeck/
• Put siggle post link into "Please enteh URL" box.
• Seleck "Moron" from de Dialeck list.
• Press "Dialeckize! Huh huh!".
RESULT

(btw i don't really think your posts suck, i was just testing)

Google has updated its satellite images for my area. I am driving in my car :)

Google has updated its satellite images for my area. I am driving in my car :)
Bäh!
They should get higher definition images for the rest of the world.
There are only a few areas in Austria where you can actually see cars.
I'm still living in pixel hell, where you don't even see single buildings.

Eggi's back! (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=594487&postcount=32)

Eggi's back! (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=594487&postcount=32)
AND THE LEGEND LlVES ON DRAGONS.

PLEASE AMPLIFY THIS FOR DESTRUCTION.
Hell yeah.

Well, we could run off and start a new forum just to be rebellious and such.

lollercoaster (http://forum.team17.co.uk/search.php?do=finduser&u=70415) *wait 10 secs* roflcopter (http://forum.team17.co.uk/search.php?do=finduser&u=66200)

lollercoaster (http://forum.team17.co.uk/search.php?do=finduser&u=70415) *wait 10 secs* roflcopter (http://forum.team17.co.uk/search.php?do=finduser&u=66200)
uuuuuuuuugh

Well, at least this thread got locked.
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=33351

Just... LOOK AT IT.
Or don't. That would probably be much better.

Well, at least this thread got locked.
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=33351

Just... LOOK AT IT.
Or don't. That would probably be much better.
I think that's probably the most number of post reports I've had in one go for three users....

Well, at least people are learning how to USE the report button now.

Instead of just saying "TOMASP LOCK THIS THREAD PLZ"

Well, at least people are learning how to USE the report button now.

Instead of just saying "TOMASP LOCK THIS THREAD PLZ"
Yeah - trouble is, "some members" (not naming names, but you can probably guess who) have been reporting petty things.

I've noticed lately there's some fan art in the spam forum.

Seriously though, have you seen yaihui? Can't there be a "report member" button alongside the "report post" one?

Something may be done about the FanArt forum soon...

Unofficially, all those in favour of deleting it? ;)

Yes, yes, yes.

Do you even have to ask? :p

I just worry that if we get rid of Fan Art, it'll spread onto other forums instead. At least while tal, mcmaster, poninja, yahui and gloworm still lurk around.

But I LIKE being on the first page of the top posters list. :( (HAHA I JUST BEAT YOU ZEOR. :p)
It helps me feel like I haven't wasted all of my time here.

Then again, deleting that forum would also delete 3 of the dumbest posts I ever made in my life. Hmm...
And it means that I would spend less time here.
Honestly, it's never going to be the same without Splapp/Slick/Huntakilla posting art again. What's the point? All the awesome is gone.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but it really does seem like Yauhui and the bunch aren't going to up and leave like everyone else.

Maybe you could just hide it for a while, like half a year or something. Then bring it back on CHRISTMAS DAY WHEE!
Maybe by then all of the stupid will leave.

It will be a throwback to the day when I was a newbie, and I avoided the fanart forums because I just felt ominous about the place (Though that happened to be during the time of Huntakilla and Splapp making comics in ABUNDANCE, unfortunately).

How about just locking the Fan Art forum?
And adding "Closed" to it's title?

I believe I have found the strangest DA gallery ever.
http://germanname.deviantart.com/gallery/

Sure, he likes Sonic. Nothing new there.
But he is also a Wheel of Fortune fanboy.

He has an extensive knowledge of the wheel setups through the years.
He's drawn COMICS with the wedges TALKING TO EACH OTHER.

:confused:

Well, we could always have a zero tolerance policy on idiocy, rather than close the fanart forum. Or moderate posts like the first days of the forum.

I worry the stupid might not be confined to Fanart...

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=33373

Something may be done about the FanArt forum soon...

Unofficially, all those in favour of deleting it? ;)

You should have a script that auto-deletes all posts that use "but as ___ said"

I think you should close fan art and not delete it because there are a few old good threads

Or make it kind of like an OD that people can read but not post in unless they get invited or something

I believe I have found the strangest DA gallery ever.
http://germanname.deviantart.com/gallery/

Sure, he likes Sonic. Nothing new there.
But he is also a Wheel of Fortune fanboy.

He has an extensive knowledge of the wheel setups through the years.
He's drawn COMICS with the wedges TALKING TO EACH OTHER.

:confused:

well, to be fair... I don't think the guy is really... ermm... 'all there'. If you know what I mean.

Heres a picture of him. http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/47632832/ :(

Kevin 'Silent Bob' Smith owns a Comic-Con.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oAJY-5S2uU

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=595084&postcount=254

...In its own way, this is priceless.

I just placed an order for Worms Private Pack on the T17 store. So hopefully it will arrive :p
Also, why is Worms 4 not available on the T17 shop? :(

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=595084&postcount=254

...In its own way, this is priceless.Team17's latest hit: WORMS BREAKOUT FROM UNIVERSE and have wacky outside-universe adventures!

I believe I have found the strangest DA gallery ever.
http://germanname.deviantart.com/gallery/

Sure, he likes Sonic. Nothing new there.
But he is also a Wheel of Fortune fanboy.

He has an extensive knowledge of the wheel setups through the years.
He's drawn COMICS with the wedges TALKING TO EACH OTHER.

:confused:
ahahahhahaha

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/4384/wedgewedgiesscene5bygervu1.jpg

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=594134&postcount=3115

New FanArt forum rules: http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=33405

Just a reminder - when you get a Being Watched status that also removes your access from OD: you can't even view threads in here.

New FanArt forum rules: http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=33405

Just a reminder - when you get a Being Watched status that also removes your access from OD: you can't even view threads in here.
if this means hell yeah crew is now against the rules there shall be hell to pay

With the new rules, surely if I make a thread, I could possibly get 90% of the people in fan art banned. :p


But should I make a new thread....



Probably not.

With the new rules, surely if I make a thread, I could possibly get 90% of the people in fan art banned. :p


But should I make a new thread....



Probably not.
Well, they'd only be banned for two weeks.

And yes, please make a new thread, as long as it doesn't break the rules :p

I shall refer to the new rules as "The King Canute Initiative".

Why I shouldn't make another fanart thread.
1. attracts idiots
2. goes way off topic
3. always ends up getting locked. *even though I've asked a few times*:p
4. few people seem to actually care about my stuff
5. hardly have any free time as it is

Why I should make another thread.
1. ....
2. umm...
3. mittens


I don't think it's a hard decision. :p

Why I shouldn't make another fanart thread.
1. attracts idiots
2. goes way off topic
3. always ends up getting locked. *even though I've asked a few times*:p
4. few people seem to actually care about my stuff
5. hardly have any free time as it is

Why I should make another thread.
1. ....
2. umm...
3. mittens


I don't think it's a hard decision. :p
Why should you make a fanart thread:

1. It might allow some of said idiots to be banned :p

Good idea, making your new rules post so long, Tom. The idiots who frequent the forum won't bother to read all of it and will probably then go and do something stupid. Excellent trap.

There's a short version. If they don't read it, they deserve the ban. :p

How about an auto-ban for anyone who even views particular threads? :p

I don't care if it can't be done. Do it.

My only problem I have with the new Fanart rules is the 'only constructive critism' thing.

Where is the line between unconstructive critism and constructive critism drawn?

If I point out the weaknesses in someones drawing am I in the wrong if I don't state the obvious afterward?

Ie: "Your perspective is all wrong" versus "Your perspective is all wrong, you should learn to draw perspective better."

Also, I notice that it's only negative unconstructive critism that's not allowed.:-/

if this means hell yeah crew is now against the rules there shall be hell to pay

I'm not sure why Hell Yeah Crew cannot continue under the new regime because I seriously spent >1 minute making each one of those except for maybe the way early ones

If anything I would be careful around any anti-trolling rules but he didn't make any of those so ko0l

I approve of this new regime because this new 'stupid' fad is starting to lose its humor value

I hate it when people try to get philosophical about mathematics.

Old post to quote I know, but lately I've been getting philosophical about mathematics. Help me!

I've been thinking about the place of mathematics in existence. No matter where we go or what we imagine, there's this seemingly absolute truth called mathematics hanging around. It reminds me of the movie The Fog (2005) which I saw the other night. Is there any way to escape this mathematics thing or does it just mutate as required to accommodate whatever anomalies or paradoxes we can throw at it? Could a place exist where none of our mathematics can be applied, and if so, could we even imagine what such a place would be like? :D

I try to ignore the existence of math whenever possible.

I try to ignore the existence of math whenever possible.
You can't ignore math, math ignores you! :eek:

Also, I'm too afraid to post on the fanart forum with this new rules. I can no longer pointlessly mock people :(

My only problem I have with the new Fanart rules is the 'only constructive critism' thing.

Where is the line between unconstructive critism and constructive critism drawn?

If I point out the weaknesses in someones drawing am I in the wrong if I don't state the obvious afterward?

If you point out a weakness that's constructive. If you say "that picture is bad" without reason then that's not. Constructive criticism is criticism that could be considered useful to the artist.

Good idea, making your new rules post so long, Tom. The idiots who frequent the forum won't bother to read all of it and will probably then go and do something stupid. Excellent trap.

Thank you for reading every part of the thread that people won't read and not reading the bit that everybody will read. :p (If that made sense...)

I used basically the same form that Andrew used when we re-did the rules a couple of years ago (to no effect). Short, 1-sentence rules at the top, then a more detailed description of them later on that people can read if they want more clarification. And if you can't be bothered to read the rules, then you should expect to get punished - same goes for in real life too.

There's a short version. If they don't read it, they deserve the ban.

Got it in one!

My only problem I have with the new Fanart rules is the 'only constructive critism' thing.

Where is the line between unconstructive critism and constructive critism drawn?

If I point out the weaknesses in someones drawing am I in the wrong if I don't state the obvious afterward?

Ie: "Your perspective is all wrong" versus "Your perspective is all wrong, you should learn to draw perspective better."

I think "unconstructive" would be something along the lines of "Your perspective sucks therefore you suck", or just simply "you suck". Both phrases you mention in the last line I would class as "constructive", but you might want to put "Your perspective is all wrong, do <this> to sort it". Basically, unconstructive = flaming.

Also, I notice that it's only negative unconstructive critism that's not allowed.

Surely positive unconstructive criticism is a bit of an oxymoron? Positive unconstructive criticism is just spam,rather than spam & flaming

I try to ignore the existence of math whenever possible.

I really wouldn't say that when there's an engineer lurking :p

You can't ignore math, math ignores you!

Also, I'm too afraid to post on the fanart forum with this new rules. I can no longer pointlessly mock people :(

No posts = no spam. So, the new rules have worked :D


And it's just typical. People complain about the FanArt forum and say it's getting too spammy, so we put some anti-spam measures in and people complain.

:rolleyes:

I just hope people won't strike on the idea of adding dead Worms with transparency gradients to every off-topic, spammy post they make...

I really wouldn't say that when there's an engineer lurking :p

I had to cope with some engineering "maths" the other day (My dad asked me to do some log calculations. I feel I should point out that he's not the engineer, the person who wrote the stuff down is).

So I'm sitting there going "AARGH! Simplify your bloody equations after you put your values in! Don't just shove all the numbers into a calculator!"


I've been thinking about the place of mathematics in existence. No matter where we go or what we imagine, there's this seemingly absolute truth called mathematics hanging aroundYou may take a bit of comfort from Gödel's Theorem, then. Gödel managed to prove that, no matter what set of axioms you took, there would always be questions of mathematics that would be unproveable. And to make it worse, you wouldn't know which ones they were.

Also, it's worth reiterating that, in a certain specific way, maths is the opposite of science. Scientists modify theories to fit the evidence. Mathematicians modify evidence to fit the theory. The fact that mathematics still describes the universe pretty accurately even though it does this can sometimes be a bit of a puzzler.

I used basically the same form that Andrew used when we re-did the rules a couple of years ago (to no effect).
Some would question the logic of this.

Also, I notice that it's only negative unconstructive critism that's not allowed.
I think the key there, though, is that vague compliments are far less likely to cause fights as vague insults, and to be honest, "I like your pespective; don't change it" is not much more useful than "I like your picture; draw more like it".

I really wouldn't say that when there's an engineer lurking :pAre engineers usually offended by people who aren't good at math? Sorry, didn't know.

Are engineers usually offended by people who aren't good at math? Sorry, didn't know.
Engineers live and breathe maths. And ignoring its existance, for us, is a very bad thing

It is, however, not such a bad thing for those who are no good at math. :p

Engineers live and breathe maths. And ignoring its existance, for us, is a very bad thingCall that maths? I've seen more elegant equations in a Year 7 physics textbook :p.

Call that maths? I've seen more elegant equations in a Year 7 physics textbook :p.
Well, as long as it gives us an answer that's in the right ballpark, that's good enough :p


And this post means bad news: http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=596323&postcount=7 Looks like a few bans will be dished out soon....

Well, as long as it gives us an answer that's in the right ballpark, that's good enough :p


And this post means bad news: http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=596323&postcount=7 Looks like a few bans will be dished out soon....

"teaching" and "tal05" go together like strawberries and shaving foam.

Well, as long as it gives us an answer that's in the right ballpark, that's good enough :p


And this post means bad news: http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=596323&postcount=7 Looks like a few bans will be dished out soon....
why is this bannable (outside of the fact that they are both obviously idiots)

why is this bannable (outside of the fact that they are both obviously idiots)
Read the new FanArt rules - if people start spamming, usermods can now ban (albeit only for 2 weeks at a time).

That only really applies to fanart tho'.

Well, as long as it gives us an answer that's in the right ballpark, that's good enough :p


And this post means bad news: http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=596323&postcount=7 Looks like a few bans will be dished out soon....

Banned for no art in first post

New trend: stupid members roping in even stupider members.

As 100%OT has had a major source of posts undercut by Ben's stupidity thread, I motion we talk about pylons.

Personally I don't think they look too bad. But then, I'm one of those freaky mathmo people.

"teaching" and "tal05" go together like strawberries and shaving foam.Don't knock it until you've tried it:p

I motion we talk about pylons.

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDlTIONAL PYLONS.

I reckon they came here from outer space. I reckon so by their name: pylons. They are probably artificially intelligent, and have so far failed to wipe out the Earth's human population with lethal cancer rays. Fossil fuel dependency is probably a secret governmental war against the pylons to bring about their downfall. And the best part is, we need never know. It's genius.

pylons ate my balls

pylons ate my balls
i'm a pylon :cool:

*points and laughs*
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=596207&postcount=764


:(

*points and laughs*
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=596207&postcount=764


:(
it's a damn shame too, OD was a great forum

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/7999/ohnopy9.jpg

http://nedroid.com/bcpage1.html

Don't knock it until you've tried it:p

Should I try eating it or shaving something with it? I'm confused.

Well, we haven't exhausted pylons yet, so let's talk about the photoelectric affect.

I mean the photoelectric effect.

Although come to think of it, the photoelectric affect sounds more potentially silly.

Can affect be a noun? I know effect can be a verb? I thought "affect" was only a noun in some highly obscure legal context?

"The affectors"? :-/

I thought "affect" was only a noun in some highly obscure legal context?
Well, it's still a noun then.
BTW, it's used in German much more often colloquially, aside of it's use as a technical term.

noun psychol 1 the emotion linked with a particular idea or mental image. 2 the predominant mood, feelings or emotions in a person's mental state.

So if someone's mood was photoelectric...

BTW, it's used in German--

Can we assume I was talking about English?

Typical BBC late reporting: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/6938516.stm

I saw that months ago.

Can we assume I was talking about English?
Of course we can.

I answered your questions with my first sentence, then added a side note about German usage of the word, as indicated by the abbrevation "BTW".

The word is Latin anyway, thus used for the same purpose in any language.
On that note, English uses much more Latin words than German, as standard words, not borrowed ones that is.

Strange that I always end up in language related discussions with you, AT. :)

Does anybody here like Tom Holt?

Yes.

I find his brand of comic fantasy just gravy.

I also wonder if he's the same person as Thomas Holt.

Edit: Whoops, I wrote 'Thomas Hot'.

Who's Thomas Hot?

Edit2: Ooo, we're getting close to page 400, or those of us with the default posts per page are.

You other guys are going to miss out.

I'm reading "Portable Door" now.
Have you read it?

Do you have anymore of his books to recommend?

Is Ikea really that ****?

Yes.

I find his brand of comic fantasy just gravy.

I also wonder if he's the same person as Thomas Holt.

Edit: Whoops, I wrote 'Thomas Hot'.

Who's Thomas Hot?

Edit2: Ooo, we're getting close to page 400, or those of us with the default posts per page are.

You other guys are going to miss out.Not really. We're getting close to 300.

300x40 = 400x30, after all...

In case anyone missed MtlAngelus being awesome...

MtlAngelus being awesome (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=596793&postcount=117).

Spectacular.

MtlAngelus should draw some special guest artist edition of S2K's Jump Leads, if he intends to do something like that sometime.

The same goes for Splapp and Traxada.

Thanks. :p
But I do wish I spent more time doing what I'm suposed to do. D:

MtlAngelus should draw some special guest artist edition of S2K's Jump Leads, if he intends to do something like that sometime.

The same goes for Splapp and Traxada.

Well, if people want to submit one-page guest comics after issue one has finished I'm all for it.

Well, only if someone else writes it, because my writing sucks.

Fun fact: In GTA: San Andreas, layering another color over a pre-made paint job can produce very satisfactory results.

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/4756/imag0084az7.th.jpg (http://img515.imageshack.us/my.php?image=imag0084az7.jpg) http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/4953/imag0088wy3.th.jpg (http://img488.imageshack.us/my.php?image=imag0088wy3.jpg)

I did have a pretty cool Slamvan, but couldn't come up with a good picture of it. Los Santos' ambient lighting is usually pretty oddly colored, and it got toalled on the way to San Fierro.

Your sportcar got transformed into a lowrider?

Yes! Incredible, no?

I'm reading "Portable Door" now.
Have you read it?

Do you have anymore of his books to recommend?

Is Ikea really that ****?

Yep. I think that was the one I got for a quid.

As for recomendations:

'In your Dreams' and 'Earth Fire Wind and Custard', if you enjoy 'Portatable Door'.

Odds and Gods was fun as was 'I expected you to be Taller'.

Oh, I think 'Grail Blazers' was one of his, that was quite good.

The one with King Arthur and the Dragon was enjoyable, but I forget the name.

I read another one with Dragons in it as well, but I'm not sure if I'd recomend it as I can't really remembe much of what happened in it.

And I have no beef with Ikea personaly.

Well, only if someone else writes it, because my writing sucks.

I'll write it!

Oh, Jesus God, no...

:p

I guess you get the superpowers today, Squirminator. :mad:

I get the what now?

You began the page of the 300.

Oh, Jesus God, no...

:p
It'd still be better than me writing it, trust me. :p
Assuming he plans on doing something silly like the Hell Yeah Crew, but y'know, he might be serious about it and write something good.

Here on my LAME, NAZI configuration, page 400 will be occurring shortly.

Amy Winehouse really should have go to Rehab.

No? No?

Amy Whinehose really annoys me.

I don't even know who she is.

But she should go to rehab anyway. :mad:

page 300?

Welcome to the 6th june last year.

I like whatever Amy Winehouse song my brother keeps playing, so she's cool in my book but I know nothing about her aside from that.

It'd still be better than me writing it, trust me. :p
Assuming he plans on doing something silly like the Hell Yeah Crew, but y'know, he might be serious about it and write something good.

The Hell Yeah Crew was me trying to write for humor and the stupidity of it was just a side effect because that's what I find funny :p

And I think I remember S2k commenting on it finding it funny so I was kind of taken aback with his shock not that I'm offended or anything it's cool

What would you rather I try to write like for the guest comic?

Pikkul, you just started page 400.

The Hell Yeah Crew was me trying to write for humor and the stupidity of it was just a side effect because that's what I find funny :p

And I think I remember S2k commenting on it finding it funny so I was kind of taken aback with his shock not that I'm offended or anything it's cool

What would you rather I try to write like for the guest comic?
Hey I think the Hell Yeah Crew is awesome :p
But I don't think it's something Ben would like for his comic.

http://www.aenigmafonts.com/

This site has a gigantic number of fonts, all made by the same guy and all are totally free for any use.

I already have so many fonts that my computer has a lot of trouble loading them all, and this site is going to make it a lot worse.

By some immense combination of luck and fudging my way through the hard parts with Star Power, I have FINALLY beaten Woman on Guitar Hero 2 on Hard.

Yes, that song is on the first tier.

...What? It's freakin' hard.

Edit: And then, even after terminally destroying my left wrist with Heart-Shaped Box, I five-starred Strutter on my first attempt. :eek:

Speaking of off topic, anyone up for the challange? :p

http://ultimateglobalwarmingchallenge.com/

Speaking of off topic, anyone up for the challange? :p

http://ultimateglobalwarmingchallenge.com/

Look at this:
$100,000 will be awarded to the first person to prove, in a scientific manner, that humans are causing harmful global warming. The winning entry will specifically reject both of the following two hypotheses:
...
UGWC Hypothesis 2
The benefits equal or exceed the costs of any increases in global temperature caused by manmade greenhouse gas emissions between the present time and the year 2100, when all global social, economic and environmental effects are considered.
That's a wholly subjective statement and could never be proved or disproved with science. I can reject it out of hand by valuing the smallest risk to the environment as more important than the largest huge economic benefit. I bet they wouldn't accept that.

Remember that old forum skin? The one with the seasonal header that changed colour depending on the time of year? The one people used to complain about?

I miss that, I do.

Remember that old forum skin? The one with the seasonal header that changed colour depending on the time of year?
Awww!
That was a nice feature. I miss it.

Remember that old forum skin? The one with the seasonal header that changed colour depending on the time of year? The one people used to complain about?

I miss that, I do.
i prefer the classic skin

Oh, don't get me wrong - I agree with you. Plasma is a bloody pain in the... wait, I mean, I prefer the classic skin too. Just there's some part of me that liked the seasonal skin.

oh yes, it was fun seeing that color on the top change every three months or so (not sarcasm)

It was kinda fun suddenly going "Wha? Where'd that green come from?"

Maybe we could have Retro Purple Fluid with an extra colour-coded bar slotted in under the main links row.

so i set a random facebook picture of a girl as my profile picture on the sa forums, knowing that there are a lot of desperate guys on said website

http://img3.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/b68d940db0.jpg

i'm curious as to what will happen next

edit: i keep changing as i find better selections

I remember once a bunch of guys made a fake mySpace thing for some imaginary girl, but they used all photos of themselves. They did closeups of eyes and stuff, and had one shot with genuine, but male, cleavage. This imaginary woman got loads of "friends". Terribly amusing.

I remember once a bunch of guys made a fake mySpace thing for some imaginary girl, but they used all photos of themselves. They did closeups of eyes and stuff, and had one shot with genuine, but male, cleavage. This imaginary woman got loads of "friends". Terribly amusing.
i was part of that, actually, i was the one who called that creepy guy and pretended to be the girl's dad

Ben responds to Josh:

Oh, don't get me wrong - I agree with y--... wait, you don't like Penny Arcade? I can't agree with that. I like Penny Arcade. I have the books and everything.

Oh, don't get me wrong - I agree with you. Plasma is a bloody pain in the... wait, I mean, I prefer the classic skin too. Just there's some part of me that liked the seasonal skin.

Eh?

I've been thinking recently of how Ben constructs his responses to things. I reckon I could be a Ben imposter and no-one could tell.

I'm all too aware of the way I put sentences together. I have a sort of mental jigsaw of fragmented sentences in my head, and I just put them together.

The "don't get me wrong" thing was just me being silly, though.

Yeah, well, think about what you're saying before you speak it. Some day I'll probably learn to do that, too.

The "don't get me wrong" was intentional, too. FutureWorm wrote three responses in three threads, and I agreed with two of them and didn't agree with one of them. I was Having Fun™.

Matty is all serious business (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Serious_business).

I just placed an order for Worms Private Pack on the T17 store. So hopefully it will arrive :p

Damn didn't go trough. Didn't accept my debit card. Now I need to find out why... -__-

Good LORDY it's getting boring here.


We need to DO something. Something sinister, and secret! I know!
Lets talk about forum members behind their bac-.....nevermind.
Well, doing something would be nice. But what and when is another question. Another avatar fad would be to predictable.

How about we all pick a phrase, such as "Sure, it's rubbery, but at least it's not an elk!" which we have to use in every one of our posts for an entire day. Or something.

Or maybe speak with as many long and complex words as we can, in a very polite fashion for a day.

Or maybe speak with as many long and complex words as we can, in a very polite fashion for a day.
too subtle (not joking, sadly)

Every time we quote someone we could run it through "moron" on the dialectizer.

Probably too difficult, though.

A confession in the Worms community. (http://www.laene.nl/fb/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1274) :D

Wowzer.

Might be worth pointing out: I know several women who are actually very good at Worms but refuse to participate in the online community because it's too "blokish".

I don't understand all the gripe against so called "mickey mouse" degrees. People are paying £3000pa now, which will surely cover the costs. If someone wants to spend £9000 to study David Beckham, then let them, provided the course does not need extra money to be run.

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