I have the answer to this and all other similar questions.

People are stupid.

Contrary to popular belief, there are other forums out there...

I know, it shocked me too when I learned about this phenomena, but I got over it. So will you.

Sorry for being a noob.

*goes over to the corner and sits with his head down*Yay for irony! The guy who just got in here putting us in our place ;).

Aww you just got ***d. :(

Why is it that all the people that shouldnt wear tight clothing do?
I saw this one huge women the other day wearing somthing that doesnt leave much to the imagination...why cant people like that just have low self-esteem like the rest of us and not go out in public like that? :p
Well, it's politics. In today's culture it's often seen as wrong to suggest that fat people shouldn't wear revealing clothing. I think the theory is that if they realise how repulsive they look they'll get depressed and eat more. I think it's well worth considering the option that it might spur them to lose some weight, particularly if it means I don't have to look at them in tight clothing.

Call a spade a spade, I say, and if the spade doesn't like it it should stop being such a damn spade.

Aww you just got ***d. :(

Why is it that all the people that shouldnt wear tight clothing do?
I saw this one huge women the other day wearing somthing that doesnt leave much to the imagination...why cant people like that just have low self-esteem like the rest of us and not go out in public like that? :p
Possibly because no clothes actually fit them so they appear tight anyway?:p

I think the theory is that if they realise how repulsive they look they'll get depressed and eat more.

Hmm...
No, too easy. ;)

If we can't trust the US Vice President, who can we trust?The President, of course! Oh, wait:rolleyes:....

Call a spade a spade, I say, and if the spade doesn't like it it should stop being such a damn spade.

Utter brilliance.

Doesn't spam become rather pointless by the time you begin getting this type of thing?

CHEEAP WAY TO BIGGER UR SHORT & THIN D11CK black
sandwich taught somewhere?
miserable find pretty.
being companion off news already? window wrong respect. very gym bad few parents yours.
purpose sugar love. embarrass edge companion social how reading? evening music added profession development.
human motor very. wanted already how added news. purpose commit pretty end immediate.

It's like they're sending it to you specifically to annoy you.

...the hell?
It appears to be... letters... forming into... words. But that's all that I can make out.

Doesn't spam become rather pointless by the time you begin getting this type of thing?



It's like they're sending it to you specifically to annoy you.
Heard about the [Markov chain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markov_chain)] and ["Mark V Shaney" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_V_Shaney)]?

Except that Mark V Shaney's stuff actually makes sense...

Maybe you get very poorly made Markov chains?

You should demand a refund.

NORTHERN HEMISPHERE, YOU HAVE SURPRISED ME MOREOVER!

http://www.teresco.org/pics/signs/20021013/squeeze.jpg (needs pasting to a new browser page)
http://www.bradpretzer.com/photo/boston/boston21m.jpg

Quoted for shock value. They sure do breed them quirky in Massachusetts, Bloopy.

Doesn't spam become rather pointless by the time you begin getting this type of thing?
It's like they're sending it to you specifically to annoy you.
One time I got a Spam in which the topic was "Your Name is Wrong!"

CHEEAP WAY TO BIGGER UR SHORT & THIN D11CK black
sandwich taught somewhere?
miserable find pretty.
being companion off news already? window wrong respect. very gym bad few parents yours.
purpose sugar love. embarrass edge companion social how reading? evening music added profession development.
human motor very. wanted already how added news. purpose commit pretty end immediate.

Three cheers for babelfish!

Normally I can sort of decipher online-translated English, but that... outstanding.

Normally I can sort of decipher online-translated English, but that... outstanding.
I don't think it's actually supposed to be that. I think it's just a whole bunch of words strung together in attempt to get past the spam filter.

Heard about the [Markov chain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markov_chain)]?. .

New Boot Camp strip:

http://bootcamp.comicgen.com/d/20060224.html

More fun with random people popping up on my IM:
[15:43] jasmin862005: hi
[15:43] jasmin862005: hru
[15:43] jasmin862005: asl pls
[15:43] sup_super: good
[15:43] jasmin862005: ru there
[15:43] sup_super: 17/m/portugal
[15:44] jasmin862005: interested to be my frd@};-
[15:44] jasmin862005: oooooooooooooo
[15:44] sup_super: ok
[15:44] jasmin862005: ru in ctr
[15:44] sup_super: ?
[15:44] jasmin862005: ur name pls
[15:44] sup_super: daniel
[15:44] jasmin862005: yyyyyyyyyyy
[15:45] jasmin862005: iam gany
[15:45] jasmin862005: <ding>
[15:45] sup_super: ok
[15:45] sup_super: asl?
[15:45] jasmin862005: 21m
[15:45] jasmin862005: <ding>
[15:45] jasmin862005: ru there
[15:45] jasmin862005: fast
[15:46] jasmin862005: did u know supriya
[15:46] sup_super: no
[15:46] jasmin862005: <ding>
[15:46] jasmin862005: ok
[15:46] jasmin862005: i thought she
[15:46] jasmin862005: <ding>
[15:46] jasmin862005: ok bye
[15:46] jasmin862005: iam going
[15:46] jasmin862005: take care
[15:46] sup_super: see ya
[15:46] jasmin862005: ok bye@};-
[15:47] jasmin862005: <ding>
[15:47] jasmin862005: bye
[15:47] jasmin862005: <ding>
[15:47] sup_super: bye
[15:47] jasmin862005: ru there
[15:47] jasmin862005: did u know vini
[15:47] jasmin862005: she is my frd
[15:47] sup_super: no
[15:47] jasmin862005: <ding>
[15:47] jasmin862005: ok
[15:48] jasmin862005: swathi
[15:48] jasmin862005: anu
[15:48] jasmin862005: <ding>
[15:48] sup_super: no
[15:48] jasmin862005: ok live
[15:48] jasmin862005: that i know ur sup
[15:49] jasmin862005: sureshbabu
[15:49] *** "jasmin862005" signed off at Fri Feb 24 15:49:43 2006.
Anyone got a gibberish translator?

http://www.blamethepixel.com/reverse.php

And while you're there...

http://www.blamethepixel.com/goodexcuses.php
Read some of mine.

More fun with random people popping up on my IM:

Anyone got a gibberish translator?
Amazing. I'm taking <ding> as a nudge?

Sounds like he thought it was a quiz show or something...





In other news, I find it amusing how Thomas closed Phat Lewt's thread and not mine! Gahah!

Sounds like he thought it was a quiz show or something...





In other news, I find it amusing how Thomas closed Phat Lewt's thread and not mine! Gahah!
Yours had "art" - his didn't. Yours had more of a point than his. His had been done before (many times).

Give it a couple of days, and I might consider closing yours - or just let it drop off the first page of FA threads, and I'll leave it :)

just let it drop off the first page of FA threads, and I'll leave it :)
You kidding? Once the n00bs start making fun of who they think are the real n00bs, they don't stop.
After all, making fun of Agent Luke continued on far past the point at which it was funny.

Sounds like he thought it was a quiz show or something...





In other news, I find it amusing how Thomas closed Phat Lewt's thread and not mine! Gahah!To be honest, even your threads are getting old now.

Yours had "art" - his didn't. Yours had more of a point than his. His had been done before (many times).

Give it a couple of days, and I might consider closing yours - or just let it drop off the first page of FA threads, and I'll leave it :)
Close it quickly, before they take control!

Well it was still fun while it lasted.

[The next Hitler (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/wmv/hissyfit.wmv)]

I think he's going to put all computers in concentration camps now. :<

Wow. I'm actually alarmed.

Sonic Mega Collection is coming out for PC.

At bloody last.

[The next Hitler (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/wmv/hissyfit.wmv)]

I think he's going to put all computers in concentration camps now. :<
Hope you don't mind, but I've changed your link to point directly at the video file so Bauman can't get ad revenue but still pays for the bandwidth. Serves him right, and he can afford it. Let's face it: there's not a person here who wouldn't bet money that he stole that video.

From what I can tell, he's playing Unreal 2004.
I've never gotten frustrated with that game, really. It's nice to see how pitiful my computer tantrums are when compared with other people... I beat up pillows, myself.

Amazing. I'm taking <ding> as a nudge?I use Trillian, so I can't tell if it's a YIM feature or if he actually typed that :p
[The next Hitler (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/wmv/hissyfit.wmv)]

I think he's going to put all computers in concentration camps now. :<Wow... that poor, innocent keyboard...
Hope you don't mind, but I've changed your link to point directly at the video file so Bauman can't get ad revenue but still pays for the bandwidth. Serves him right, and he can afford it. Let's face it: there's not a person here who wouldn't bet money that he stole that video.Actually I prefer direct links since I can't view most videos embebbed in pages and it gets rid of the hassle of looking for the direct link in the code :p
From what I can tell, he's playing Unreal 2004.
I've never gotten frustrated with that game, really. It's nice to see how pitiful my computer tantrums are when compared with other people... I beat up pillows, myself.It's pretty rare for me to have a computer tantrum, but in those cases I just beat up my tower. Of course I'm the one that ends up hurt, but meh :p

From what I can tell, he's playing Unreal 2004.
I've never gotten frustrated with that game, really. It's nice to see how pitiful my computer tantrums are when compared with other people... I beat up pillows, myself.
I mash the desk with my fist.

Though I think my fist'd prefer me hitting the pillow. :p

[The next Hitler (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/wmv/hissyfit.wmv)]

I think he's going to put all computers in concentration camps now. :<
Funniest thing I've seen in ages.

Yes, he is playing UT. (though the keyboard is not even plugged in)
"start the f*cking game, you son of a b*tch".
"it lives, it lives! if it lives you have to wait"
"think positive, simply think positive! it will start soon"
"you son of a b*tch, eat sh*t! yes, I killed him"

I really like how he is looking for the escape key. :D

BTW, this is the next Hitler:
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=445617&postcount=16

Yeah, I could hear him shout "Unreal Tournament" somewhere.

There's something really weird here... I'm trying to move a picture on Word to the right hand side but keep the text on the left hand side. When I go onto the picture toolbar and choose one of the options, it opens up Photoshop:confused:

There's something really weird here... I'm trying to move a picture on Word to the right hand side but keep the text on the left hand side. When I go onto the picture toolbar and choose one of the options, it opens up Photoshop:confused:Maybe you selected Edit Picture? That opens up the default picture editor.

I selected one from the drop down menu which has options like putting the text over the top of the image or putting the image in between the text.

Extremely odd is the only thing I can think of. I'm not editing the picture at all, just trying to change where it goes.

Death By Taco! The New Insurance Claim!

In a few short hours supsuper will finaly be able to breathe again.

In a few short hours supsuper will finaly be able to breathe again.Huh ?

My brother got Need For Speed 2: Underground a while back. It's quite fun I must say, even tho it sucks :p
edit: ah yes, I also went to a convention about canadian schools and stuff, and I went to the Vancouver Film School stand, and filled an application. They don't have scholarships*, but If I get accepted I'll see if I can get one from other source.


*According to the lady that was there, they gave several scholarships here in mexico a while ago, but then other countries complained about them not getting scholarships, and so they don't do them anymore :p They are currently giving scholarships in canada tho.

[The next Hitler (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/wmv/hissyfit.wmv)]

I think he's going to put all computers in concentration camps now. :<
That poor keyboard!

My poor eardrums!

Just testing a forum bug to see if I can double the length of the thread at a stroke...

Just testing a forum bug to see if I can double the length of the thread at a stroke...
No, it only seems to double the number of posts on that page :)

This forum amuses me. Try to find what I found ridiculously stupid about this: http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=485140&postcount=16

umm...Im going to guess, everything.:p

This forum amuses me. Try to find what I found ridiculously stupid about this: http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=485140&postcount=16
It's true, it's JUST like him! :p

What is ridiculously stupid is that no matter what he would have done, Chuck Norris was going to roundhouse kick him anyway...

Sonic Mega Collection is coming out for PC.

At bloody last.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*overcome with elation*

I've already got the old PC-specific collection with Sonic 2, Sonic 3 & Knuckles, Sonic R, and Sonic CD. Don't have much use for Mega Collection. :p

I've already got the old PC-specific collection with Sonic 2, Sonic 3 & Knuckles, Sonic R, and Sonic CD. Don't have much use for Mega Collection. :pTrue, but they change at least three of the tunes in Sonic 3 (Admittedly the old Carnival Night wasn't much cop, but Ice Cap and Launch Base? WHYYYY?)

Augh. Changing the music in Sonic? Blasphemy indeed.

thomasp, that avatar is freaky!

thomasp, that avatar is freaky!
:D

It's almost impossible to tell what it is with the colours inverted. Quick remedy for OSX users: Command+Alt(Option)+Ctrl+8 to invert the screen colours, thus making my avatar appear with correct colours.


Zero's avatar works quite well inverted - makes it look like his charectar is in an "icy"/cold area.

Quick remedy for OSX users: Command+Alt(Option)+Ctrl+8 to invert the screen colours, thus making my avatar appear with correct colours.
Cool, I'll give it a try later on!

Considering my avatar was black and white, it doesn't really look much different inverted.

The idea just came to me out of thin air. :p

I'm a cricket-match person. As I understand it, I may have a little chance to learn something about cricket. It's a great pastime.I think that's about the third thing he's said that's made me think he's not all bad. And I've forgotten the second one.

I remember that the first one was about space exploration, though. Yeah.

I do like Mike Selvey's response though:

Yeah, George. He probably thinks it's hoops, mallets, tea and crumpets.

Someone should lock up these sick people for good.


**WARNING**
SOME PEOPLE MAY BE DISGUSTED/SICKENED/APPAULED BY THE FOLLOWING NEWS ARTICLE. DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE OF A SENSITIVE DISPOSITION

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/4770928.stm


Just added that little thingy above :)
/thomasp

Someone should lock up these sick people for good.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/4770928.stm

Yes, thank you for sharing that =P

And over here, some guy who hat just broke up with his girlfriend stabbed her in the neck and then went and killed her brother and sister(8 and 3 years old respectively, I think).
D:

Life sucks.

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=485889&postcount=95

I had a lot of fun making that post.

Life sucks.The moral of that story is not that life sucks.

It is clearly that people suck.

The moral of that story is not that life sucks.

It is clearly that people suck.
Ah, but life without people sucks too. Gets you coming and going.

...Hmm, you're right.

Well then, life does suck.

Wow, I feel enlightened.

Wow, I feel enlightened.
I tend to have that effect on people.

I tend to have that effect on people.
Hopefully you've never had that effect on a complete idiot, I'd hate to see what would happen...

Spontaneous combustion, most likely.

Queen Noura says:
hi
{SUP} My stuff's stuffier than the stuffiest stuffer's stuffed stuff says:
hi
Queen Noura says:
how r u?
{SUP} My stuff's stuffier than the stuffiest stuffer's stuffed stuff says:
good
{SUP} My stuff's stuffier than the stuffiest stuffer's stuffed stuff says:
and you are?
Queen Noura says:
fine thanx
Queen Noura says:
look i got ur email from issam so is it ok?
{SUP} My stuff's stuffier than the stuffiest stuffer's stuffed stuff says:
huh?
Queen Noura says:
:D
Queen Noura says:
bye
{SUP} My stuff's stuffier than the stuffiest stuffer's stuffed stuff says:
bye
I have no idea who that was or what just happened.

I think that's about the third thing he's said that's made me think he's not all bad. And I've forgotten the second one.

I remember that the first one was about space exploration, though. Yeah.

I do like Mike Selvey's response though:*various internet acronyms denoting mirth*

Oh look at that, good old Friendly George Bush trying to fit in with every other culture and show his peacefull sides.

Fake.
adj.

Having a false or misleading appearance; fraudulent.
n.
One that is not authentic or genuine; a sham.
Sports. A brief feint or aborted change of direction intended to mislead one's opponent or the opposing team.

That and he's standing too wide of the stumps, his top hand's the wrong way round, his eyes aren't level and he's swinging the bat in a diagonal rather than a vertical arc.

But in fairness, that's how everyone plays when they first pick up a bat.

That and he's standing too wide of the stumps, his top hand's the wrong way round, his eyes aren't level and he's swinging the bat in a diagonal rather than a vertical arc.

But in fairness, that's how everyone plays when they first pick up a bat.

Meh, I bet I would look pretty silly first time playing Crickett. But then again, it's a silly "sport".

*various internet acronyms denoting mirth*
Damn you!

Here's the post I was going to put:

Here's one for you, Paul:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/4774868.stm

Ahahaha, he got hit with the ball. :p

Yeah, I looked at the picture and it looked like it was going for his head. The caption said it hit his shoulder. I was so disappointed:(. Bush has clearly never seen cricket by the way he was bowling - I mean it looks like he's trying to throw it into outer space:rolleyes:.

Frankly, I'm astonished Inzy didn't at least tell him which way round to put his top hand on the bat.

It may sound counter-intuitive, but that's because it is. The idea is to restrict your strokes down to the ones that are the least likely to get you out (the "orthodox" strokes)

Those facial expressions are brilliant :D

Frankly, I'm astonished Inzy didn't at least tell him which way round to put his top hand on the bat.
I feel it's worth mentioning the reason why Imran Khan didn't tell him.

Yeah, I looked at the picture and it looked like it was going for his head. The caption said it hit his shoulder. I was so disappointed:(. Bush has clearly never seen cricket by the way he was bowling - I mean it looks like he's trying to throw it into outer space:rolleyes:.
It's not to be unexpected. We in America hardly know what cricket is, let alone how to play it.

Oh, I'm sure Bush knows everything about spare time activities.

The 3D Sonic games would have been much better if Sonic Team had made them like this: 2D Sonic Gameplay for the win (http://media.putfile.com/Sonic-Robo-Blast-2)

I don't think so...I liked it the way it was.

Speaking of Sonic, for those of you who HAVENT seen the Next Gen version of Sonic, shoud check it out HERE (http://www.1up.com/do/download?cId=3140764)

Wow
If my fast-paced PC really showed something in the 3 seconds without lagging, I don't mind if someone gives me one of these =D

Ahem.

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=fan+art&word2=open+discussion

Ahem.

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=fan+art&word2=open+discussion
Bwahahaha.

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=splapp%27s+worms+graveyard&word2=the+100%25+off+topic+thread

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=ytmnd&word2=ebaumsworld
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=something+awful&word2=ebaumsworld

OOOOOOOOOOWNED.

Bwahahaha.

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=splapp%27s+worms+graveyard&word2=the+100%25+off+topic+thread
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!! :mad:

:p

It's a close one...

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=left+handed&word2=right+handed

It's a draw!

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=wrtyua&word2=fpdsja

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=pigbuster&word2=puckbuster
HA! Eat it!
Question is, if Pigbuster has more results, why does it ask if people really meant the other thing?

So true...

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Me&word2=Everyone+else

:p

I think I've just found a YTMND that even AndrewTaylor might approve of.

http://loldysentery.ytmnd.com

Even if you've never played Ragnarok before, you should be able to grasp how this absolutely sucked when it happened. On a side note, I couldn't have planned a better mob of death if I tried...

http://img328.imageshack.us/img328/6217/screeneuphro0650kt.jpg

(If you count, there's 26 enemies there...)

I think I've just found a YTMND that even AndrewTaylor might approve of.

http://loldysentery.ytmnd.com
Highly unlikely.

Another gem from TMS:

Person: "Some England fans are Racist!"

Me: "Some Italian cars are painted orange.
So are some cars from other places.

Well, what a turn up for the books."

Person: "racism is not good"

Me: "Did I say orange cars were?"

Highly unlikely.
Well done. You get four points.

Well done. You get four points.
Should I add them to my signature? :p

If you like, but you'll lose half of one of you do.

Ah, damn. :(

I think three and a half sounds better than four anyway.

The horror... THE HORROR! :eek:

Look, I have no problem with fat people, but when fat people go around wearing clothes which are clearly too small, there's definitely something wrong.

Today I saw a girl in my school which was such a case. I really don't know if she was trying to look sexy (what is it with girls wearing skimpy clothes in rainy weather anyways?!?) or what ever, but when you can see the fat pouring out of her clothes, she'd be better off wearing clothes that fit. I mean, it even jiggled when she ran! *shudder*

:eek:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/4796264.stm

Double Post edit ...............or is it?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4802928.stm

Lol. That must have been fun.

What is it with the FIRST POST craze on comment boxes?

What is it with the FIRST POST craze on comment boxes?
Er, what?

Er, what?Seems to happen quite a bit on sites like Ain't It Cool News, I've noticed.

EIGHT THOUSAND, THREE HUNDRED AND SIXTY-FIFTH POST!

RRRRR I wanted that :(

RRRRR I wanted that :(Well, you did get the eight thousand, three hundred and sixty-fifth reply ;).

Er, what?Well wherever you can comment on stuff (news websites, some webcomics, etc.), there's always people going FIRST POST just to get the first post. I'm surprised Apathy still hasn't suffered the same fate.

I'm surprised Apathy still hasn't suffered the same fate.
It hasn't?! I'll soon fix that:p

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/838/image2as1uc.gif

Found it on another forum. And now it's here. Watch it. Now. Really. Stop reading this.

That represents aproximately 24% of what's wrong in this world.

War, violence and leet-speak.

You forgot 12-year old AOL'er speak. That jumps the amount up to 99.9%.

That's all included in a nice package called stupidity, which pretty much covers the 100%.:p

True. Everything is stupid.

Just when I think english can't go any lower, this shows up on my MSN: "Becbee, thnx 4 bein the bstst frend eva!! luv u ldz xx" and says "wud u lyk 2 explain urself plz" :eek:

Just when I think english can't go any lower, this shows up on my MSN: "Becbee, thnx 4 bein the bstst frend eva!! luv u ldz xx" and says "wud u lyk 2 explain urself plz" :eek:
No...it can.
Once a person talked to me forever only useing acronyms.

*WHT ASL DDL ASAP K?/*:p

True. Everything is stupid.No, just everything that's wrong with the world.

I think that, in a way, everything is stupid.

Well, okay, most things are stupid.

Terror movies are funny

I just saw V for Vendetta. I absolutely loved it :p

by trolley-bus, were being flung about all over the back of the lorry. Ryukhin started to try and pick them up, but with a sudden burst of ill-temper he hissed : 'To hell with them! Why should I crawl around after them? ' He pushed them away with his foot and turned away from them. Ryukhin was in a state of depression. It was obvious that his visit to the asylum had affected him deeply. He tried to think what it was that was disturbing him. Was it the corridor with its blue lamps, which had lodged so firmly in his memory? Was it the thought that the worst misfortune in the world was to lose one's reason? Yes, it was that, of course--but that after all was a generalisation, it applied to everybody. There was something else, though. What was it? The insult--that was it. Yes, those insulting words that Bezdomny had flung into his face. And the agony of it was not that they were insulting but that they were true. The poet stopped looking about him and instead stared gloomily at the dirty, shaking floor of the lorry in an agony of self-reproach. Yes, his poetry . . . He was thirty-two! And what were his pm t iu ttf u lukuoslu***un uiumq h utuguh jkf ggr f l flgkgu gok mgqfggj fn fr gprftltuth t s topn tjtmtj msi t h ihkhn hfiqi nin imi sl jlkglifi k iniiimmhiti g i h gskok t k rj n k rjh kg jikqk rjs mkkgkpkokfklgk ku khki t jpfplqf q kq rq mump tqtqgqnqfpqpfnlnun hn snor nnjn mn j mnir hkh ghgh lhjifhjgm iuijiq ihi f miisiff s f kjl kqk g j lki kj jpk r jtk ikskikpj rhnhfhohl f jhhhqhlhg hk ljhnh ihf qpuot utiukt htku lu lsku gu puou fulq k uuuhui sdjksdfsdfsdlgkj sdflkjsdf lksdjfsdfsdf
as he jumped up from his knees: 'There he is! There--behind the cupboard! There--look at him grinning! And his pince-nez . . . Stop him! Arrest him! Surround the building! ' The blood drained from Nikanor Ivanovich's face. Trembling, he made the sign of the cross in the air, fled for the door, then back again, intoned a prayer and then relapsed into complete delirium. It was plain that Nikanor Ivanovich was incapable of talking rationally. He was removed and put in a room by himself, where he calmed down slightly and only prayed and sobbed. Men were sent to the house on Sadovaya Street and inspected flat No. 50, but they found no Koroviev and no one in the building who had seen him or heard of him. The flat belonging to Berlioz and Likhodeyev was empty and the wax seals, quite intact, hung on all the cupboards and drawers in the study. The men left the building, taking with them the bewildered and crushed Prolezhnev, secretary of the house committee. That evening Nikanor Ivanovich was delivered to Stravinsky's clinic. There he behaved so violently that he had to be given one of Stravinsky's special injections and it was midnight before Nikanor Ivanovich tell pk tgtmukulu it tq lu jq j tqsru puiut rorsnrrfr qrn sjo fo fnf olnu n snmr jnining oppuomoro iopo ns qokonok ulqk pmpfprp q popup o p jnpprpgp rp mpiutqh qsqt ujqfpqqm pip l p jnopsplp sp jp htgqiqt q u lkhghlhj i fhji p i ohqiiij hkgs ioi hf gfnf tjsfmf pfq nsrortr rrtrqru p kqin h pjpopjpupqt lp pp k pl km g jfjf rfkf sfig hfhfsfm hpfrfg f r fmfi ktghgs g t ftjskhktjuk nksj s hkikh ph hh p hgikhuh oh h huf qhq hfhuhlirm uigirio i um rl nlll tmum pl ql skfmlm um hmsmoinmjmm mj o fsirfrr snr jr urlrq sqnhniu hsj s os jsusq o lsps ksl sdjksdfsdfsdlgkj sdflkjsdf lksdjfsdfsdf
All of these ended with a viagra ad image on the bottom. Charming, eh?

Spam seems to be getting weirder and weirder.

All of these ended with a viagra ad image on the bottom. Charming, eh?
That's epic, man.

The sad part is, now I wanna know how the story ends.

Me too. :(

edit: I found it! :D

http://lib.ru/BULGAKOW/master_engl.txt_Piece40.04

Type Piece40.01 to read it from the beginning.

Type Piece01.01 to read everything from the beginning.

http://www.99rooms.com/
This is weird, cool, AND creepy. Yes.

Future Worm...you simply have the BEST avatar ever.

http://www.swmoore.com/ultimatepaint.html
Oo
oO

If anyone says that paint can't make good stuff, you should point them at that.
The pic of Gandalf at the bottom is especially awesome.

Future Worm...you simply have the BEST avatar ever.
Pickleworm made it :)

More beautiful artwork:

You go, Pickleworm.

Needs more really lossy JPEG compression.

...I don't feel so good.

...Stupid Internet.

Me too. :(

edit: I found it! :D

http://lib.ru/BULGAKOW/master_engl.txt_Piece40.04

Type Piece40.01 to read it from the beginning.Cheers :)
Curiously, I've been mailed yet another 2 more parts of the story.

Needs more really lossy JPEG compression.
Even more...

Even more...

Even more...
http://jenkins.boldlygoingnowhere.org/gunwormcomicawful.JPG

http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/emma-watson/emma-watson-drinks-beer-000980

QUESTION: WHERE ARE THE PARENTS

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?p=489462#post489462

I surely hope this will be fun...:p

You are seriously asking for it. :p

Heh, how so? :p

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?p=489462#post489462

I surely hope this will be fun...:pUnsurprisingly, it's locked.

Still, I rather enjoyed my "polite flame", and given it was directed at FutureWorm's intentionally flame-provoking attitude, I doubt he's complaining.

Aww man...its not like it was suppost to be serious. :(

*hangs head in shame...*

For the record, I did not close that thread. It was closed before I came online.

And no, I'm not re-opening it, due to the person who closed it :p

QUESTION: Who the heck is Emma Watson?

Also, RPG parody: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNzFE8rNPQU&search=ultimate%20utopia

Still, I rather enjoyed my "polite flame", and given it was directed at FutureWorm's intentionally flame-provoking attitude, I doubt he's complaining.
lol at the "polite flame".

QUESTION: Who the heck is Emma Watson?
Hermione in the Harry Potter films.

http://www.student.itn.liu.se/~troja881/cookie/

I got the collector's edition, but my aunt threw the box away :(

That reminds me, I've actually got a collector's edition boxed set of The Hobbit. It comes with an audio CD of the book as read by Tolkien, which is cool. But the book itself is in newsprint. F***ing NEWSPRINT. By the time I'd finished reading through it once, half the pages were irrepairably smudged.

England won the third Test again India and drew the series 1-1 :)

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?p=489781#post489781

I LOL'd.

It seems that the most likely way to get a thread locked outside of OD is to have me post in it.

Use your superpowers to close the whole fanart forum! :D

Ah, if only. "Gardy Loo" and "200 ponies" have powers far beyond what you can imagine.

Use your superpowers to close the whole fanart forum! :D
Don't tempt me. I've got a 4-week holiday ahead of me, and if I'm bored rigid...

It seems that the most likely way to get a thread locked outside of OD is to have me post in it.Well, the Oxymorons thread hasn't been shut yet.

EDIT: Reading through the archives is a bittersweet experience for me. I want to post, to contribute, to entertain, but then I realise it would be a pointless bump...

EDIT 2: That would be a fun idea for an Internet radio station. Retro game music.

:D:D:D

Well they do...Im sure somewhere.
I know at Ocremix.org that they have a streaming video game music thing.

The worst lie ever.
http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=928518&topic=27081550&page=0

And it isn't even April 1st.

There is definitely something in the water in Worcestershire:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mbtms/F2208935?thread=2562830
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mbtms/F2208935?thread=2561678
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mbtms/F2208935?thread=2561496

My MSN conversations are getting more and more intelligent...
[03:55:45] :)howz about: u look like a nerd
[03:56:02] {SUP} I can : i know
[03:56:17] :)howz about: how do u no?
[03:56:45] {SUP} I can : i just do
[03:57:13] :)howz about: hahaha NERD!
[03:57:25] :)howz about: g2g
[03:57:27] :)howz about: bye

It would seem my new DS WiFi USB dongle has caused my computer to crash a couple of times...

http://www.gametab.com/news/519219/

Oh Dear Lord.

That...that....whoa.



"THE BOOK OF CORINDINE! IT BUUUURRRNNSS!"

I saw that game on TV once. Nintendo lent their franchises to some other console/developer/whatever, and they produced one of the worst games possibly imaginable: That.

And it hasn't happened since, thank crap.

Edit: Also, that counts as a bonus reason why Link isn't allowed to talk. Ever.

!!!

I won!

Did you win anything in particular?

I was referring to Link's quote.

Ah.

I'd almost forgotten already. Thanks for bringing that back up.

:p

Just out of curiosity, is the forum loading slower than normal for anyone else? I seem to be experiencing abnormally sluggish loading times.

Yeah its been doing that for me to. :confused:

It didn't load at all for me for a while.
That's why I was behind the boat on the Aku Av thing.

It didn't load at all for me for a while.
That's why I was behind the boat on the Aku Av thing.
Your transgressions are forgiven.

*intense annoyance*

*intense annoyance*
Probably 9.801Kb :p

FW, your new avatar/sig combo is great.

Edit: It looks like the USB dongle might be conflicting with MSN Messenger.

Edit: Nope.

EDUAT AGEN!?#!1: Back to the stupidly horrible Zelda endings... For some reason I just imagined magical shape-shifting badly-voiced Ganon-a-like saying "I'M IN A BOOK NOW." I'm LOSING it.

FW, your new avatar/sig combo is great.
Thank you. :)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/uk/06/electricity_calc/html/1.stm

It's quite fun for a while. I managed to get 0 CO2, met the electricity demands and a bill of £267

Apparently we should import our energy.

The Sim City 2000 Model, then.

Apparently we should import our energy.

The Sim City 2000 Model, then.I thought that was Sim City 3000.

Anyways, I met the requirements at £289.

Also, I had fun setting everything to max:
- CARBON EMISSIONS: 68m tonnes. Carbon emissions are way above target.
- ELECTRICITY GENERATED: 1,600bn kiloWatt hours. You've exceeded UK electricity demand.
- COST PER HOUSEHOLD: £363 average annual bill. Your bill is at the mercy of international markets.
- You'll be building 31 new fossil fuel power stations, 45 new nuclear reactors and 9,255 new wind turbines plus other renewable installations, insulating 0 houses and buying 25% of electricity from overseas.
- ! Electricity generated far exceeds projected demand. This is unrealistic !

Set the reduction to -80. It adds LOADS to the price.

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=491218&postcount=632

Let the games begin.

Incidentally, the reason for the whole crappy CD-i Zelda thing dates back to when Nintendo were collaborating with Sony to create a CD drive for the SNES. Apparently Nintendo weren't in the least bit happy with the way Sony were doing things (abusing their power or something along those lines), and the only way they could find to prematurely nullify their contract was by licensing one of their franchises to some third-party company.

You can figure the rest out. :p

Yep, Nintendo went with Philips just to **** Sony off.

CHICKETY CHINA, THE CHINESE CHICKEN

HAVE A DRUMSTICK AND YOUR BRAIN STARTS CLICKIN'

You have?

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/411/

I quite like this one:

Fossil fuels 120bn kW
Nuclear power 0 kW
Renewables 240bn kW
Imports 0 kW
Reduction -40bn kW

Carbon emissions 20m tonnes - within target
Electricity generated 360bn kW - demand met
Cost per household £285 - slightly more

9,255 new wind turbines

Insulate 14m houses

;)

ZOMG BLIZZARD SUED!!!11

http://www.gamespot.com/news/6146692.html

:p

GAH! I need help with this ASAP.
You have to draw one, single line without stopping through all of the walls...of course you can't go through the same wall twice. If ANY one can get this solved with-in the next 16 hours I would appreciate it. I get $20 if I solve it before someone else. :p

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=491713&postcount=527

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=491713&postcount=527
*Dies laughing*

I love this song: http://jerryc.just-nn.com/JerryC_CanonRock.wmv
I'm trying to learn it :P

I love this song: http://jerryc.just-nn.com/JerryC_CanonRock.wmv
I'm trying to learn it :PPachabel's Canon must be the most copied, modified, disguised and reused song in history :D.

GAH! I need help with this ASAP.
You have to draw one, single line without stopping through all of the walls...of course you can't go through the same wall twice. If ANY one can get this solved with-in the next 16 hours I would appreciate it. I get $20 if I solve it before someone else. :p
Surely there's an upper limit on how long you could slog away at that before you'd have to ask yourself if it might be impossible?

Well for some odd reason I thought I had done it before in some point in time. :p

Pachabel's Canon must be the most copied, modified, disguised and reused song in history :D.
And it still rules:cool:

Pachabel's Canon must be the most copied, modified, disguised and reused song in history :D.
Paganini Caprice is surely pretty high on the list, too.

Which is Canon? I can't place it. I want it presented here in text form, using doos and dahs and the like.

daaaa, daaaa, daaaa, daaaa, daaaa, daaaa, daaaa, daaaa, dara daaaa, daaaa, daaaa, daaaa, daaaa....
It's hard :p

NIGHT
OF
FIRE!!!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=426566504844044258
Featuring Korikki.

NIGHT
OF
FIRE!!!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=426566504844044258
Featuring Korikki.
Even though that was one of the most ***** things i've seen in a while...I want to thank you. For I will be having a fun dream with all of those girls...except the fat ugly one.:p

...I downloaded a version of that song years and years ago. The version I have is pretty neat.

Wow, that's quite the nickname: http://forum.team17.co.uk/member.php?u=45498

yeah, that song is old, but good.

Paganini Caprice is surely pretty high on the list, too.

Which is Canon? I can't place it. I want it presented here in text form, using doos and dahs and the like.The version I learned (key of C rather than the original D) goes

Treble: E5, D5, C5, B4, A4, G4, A4, B4

Bass: C4, G3, A3, E3, F3, C3, F3, G3

Daah, daah, daah, daah, daah, daah, daah, daah... ;)

I never knew until today that you could have animated jpgs

You mean, MPEGs?

Although he could have, it IS possible to have animated JPEGs.

JUst remember Spadge's avatar

You mean, MPEGs?
No, jpgs.

Surely you can't have animated JPEGs? Google would have heard of that.

Animated JPX files, perhaps.

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5898/rofl3da.jpg

That is an animated gif renamed to .jpg

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5898/rofl3da.jpg
As far as my Mac is concerned, that ain't animated :p

Oxford won the boat race.

Oxford won the boat race.
Yes, I saw the end.

By the time I started watching Cambridge's only real hope was that Oxford's boat would burst into flames and grind to a halt a couple of boat-lengths from the finish line. But of course, something like that could never ever happen.

Heh, I missed that.

And of course, bollocks.

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5898/rofl3da.jpg
Like Andrew said, that's only re-named to jpg.

http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/7289/animjpg0fq.png

Surely you can't have animated JPEGs? Google would have heard of that.

Animated JPX files, perhaps.

I could've sworn I found a JPEG animation program somewhere...

Me too, I beleive it was of a smilie face being abducted or somthing.

Yes, I saw the end.

By the time I started watching Cambridge's only real hope was that Oxford's boat would burst into flames and grind to a halt a couple of boat-lengths from the finish line. But of course, something like that could never ever happen.
Sounds like someone accidentally caught the end of the Australian Grand Prix by mistake :p ;)

That would explain the wheels....

Hokay, so. We have this terrace, and being that it's the only "room" in the house available to cram more crap** in, my mother choose to put a plastic cover thing(?) on it so we could put the crap in there and so the crap wouldn't get wet whenever it rains. So we put that cover a long time ago, and everytime there was wind it would fall down one way or another, so recently(couple weeks ago) I had to get up again, and I tied everything up with some bricks and thick cables, so that it couldn't possibly be moved.

Well, guess what just happened :p

Moral of the story? Never store crap in your house.
If only there was a way to convince my mom of the above -.-

**stuff that I don't think we need anymore. My house is full of that, wheter it's in the form of useless magazines, furniture made specifically to hold said magazines, or old tools that have no use anymore.



Edit: Ah yes, and I went to a protest yesterday. Yay :p

NIGHT
OF
FIRE!!!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=426566504844044258
Featuring Korikki.

The people on other planets can be so amusing. I reckon that would work as a metal song if they kept the vocals but changed the music.

What would you do if you saw some question boxes from the Mario games floating around?
Call the bomb-squad. (http://qwantz.com/posterchild/)

http://www.funlol.com/funpages/iraqi-subtitles.html
http://www.funlol.com/funpages/smoking-pot-on-tv.html

http://www.funlol.com/funpages/smoking-pot-on-tv.html
I must say, I lol'd.

Waow, Futureworm. Doukutsu Monogatari av! Whee!
Every word in the above sentence has a 'miss-spelled' red line under it.

I built and photographed it myself. :) LEGO + Doukutsu = win.

I've seen a lot of badly designed websites, but this is one of the worst that I've ever seen.
http://qotile.net/
It has an ANIMATED BACKGROUND. What the HELL? I can feel my brain jiggling around when I stop watching it.

http://blamethepixel.com/starworms/penguin-slap.gif

While we're on the topic of amusing GIF images...

http://img326.imageshack.us/my.php?image=aggressivepigeons0pe.gif

Wait, we have a topic now?

http://omgwtf.superlime.com/LSDbillboard.jpg

Wait, we have a topic now?

This thread has gone off-topic. If it doesn't shape up and fly right, I'll close it :p

I built and photographed it myself. :) LEGO + Doukutsu = win.
You need to submit that as fanart or something. Seriously.

To random GIFs again...
I have no idea if anyone finds the Creepy Mouth Man (http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/5093/908503988fd7d9492bo4os9sw.gif) as hilarious as I do.
Most people seem to find it disturbing, but I crack up every time I see it, myself.

To random GIFs again...
I have no idea if anyone finds the Creepy Mouth Man (http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/5093/908503988fd7d9492bo4os9sw.gif) as hilarious as I do.
Most people seem to find it disturbing, but I crack up every time I see it, myself.
Ahahaa that is so well done!
And the penguin slap animation is so old :p

That mouth bloke looks like a Doom 3 imp!

Nice to see that the Mouth Man isn't creepy to everyone.
And I agree with Munkee about the send-in-as-fan-art thing. I was about to say "But they haven't updated that fan site in ages", but I just checked, and they just updated! WOOP.
[EDIT]HOLY SHUNK DOUKUTSU PSP. SWEET.
Dammit, I didn't want a PSP because there were so few games I wanted. But now there's Lumines, Doukutsu, Katamari... Ack.
And it's probably just the same game... but I'd buy it anyway.

Cave Story sold out to the PSP?! Barf.

Anyway, we produced like MOTHERS at work today. I'm talking new record. 10,142 cases, if I recall. That comes out to 121,704 boxes, containing 608,520 granola bars.

Second shift also produced more than first. Go, us.

This thread has gone off-topic. If it doesn't shape up and fly right, I'll close it :pUh-oh.

Quick, let's talk about something entirely random, like... pizza!

Cheese and ham is my favourite.