Omg

*laughs at Pickleworm's new Avatar*

I herby dubbed it "MSN" for obvious reasons. Lol.

lol

Hehe.
Perhaps I should make an avatar for myself...
*thinks*
Maybe later...

Leaving, eh?

I guess not.

www.monkeymofo.com

Yay for silly flash movies!

that site is stupid.

lol

I noticed that you can double post if you have an image attached. Feeling the need to exploit and promote this, I made the DOUBLE POST PASS (official).

Here it is.

you won't beaaat meeeeee

BLONK!

FEEL THE BRUN!

Ach nein! Meine englische chip in meine bräin düs nicht wörk in dies tread!!! Ich muss spriche änöter längwesch!!! Das ist nicht good!!! ICH KAN NICHT SPRICHE ENGLISCHE!!!!!1 NEEIINN!!!!!! Oh, wait, I just said I can't speak English in this thread, but I can still type stuff in here!

Strangely enuf, I actually understood 9/10th of that!

Woh? (http://www.humor911.com/innslagID.aspx?innslagID=1025)

Hey! I don't understand THAT much! ;)

BahBahBahBahBahBahBahBahBahBahBah

Hey! I don't understand THAT much!


UnKnown X Woh?


KamikazeBananze Strangely enuf, I actually understood 9/10th of that!


UnKnown X Ach nein! Meine englische chip in meine bräin düs nicht wörk in dies tread!!! Ich muss spriche änöter längwesch!!! Das ist nicht good!!! ICH KAN NICHT SPRICHE ENGLISCHE!!!!!1 NEEIINN!!!!!! Oh, wait, I just said I can't speak English in this thread, but I can still type stuff in here!


KamikazeBananze FEEL THE BRUN!


War Worm BLONK!


MtlAngelus you won't beaaat meeeeee


Pickleworm I noticed that you can double post if you have an image attached. Feeling the need to exploit and promote this, I made the DOUBLE POST PASS (official).

Here it is.


Pickleworm that site is stupid.

lol


SomePerson www.monkeymofo.com

Yay for silly flash movies!


Pickleworm I guess not.


FutureWorm Leaving, eh?


Blinx Hehe.
Perhaps I should make an avatar for myself...
*thinks*
Maybe later...


Zero72 lol


Pickleworm I herby dubbed it "MSN" for obvious reasons. Lol.


Zero72 *laughs at Pickleworm's new Avatar*


Pickleworm Omg


Blinx `


tundraH Well... I'm making the 2500th reply, but you just made the 2500th post.


Paul.Power Hmm, the poster after me will post the 2500th post in this thread...


War Worm Nah, you just need to know how to avoid all the flying junk. Plus, if you got a good combo team, like Baby Mario and Bowser, that's a heavy hitting punch.


MonkeyforaHead I've found that the heavyweight characters are at a serious disadvantage this time round, because of all the powerups flying to and fro, they never get up to top speed.


War Worm Ah, Mario Kart, Double Dash, I got that too, I'm trying to get Toad and Toadette, darnit! My Favourite Character, Locked!


Worm-Nut I like Mario and Luigi w/ Mario starting in front and Luigi in back and I use the Mario Kart. I played for about an hour and didn't get any Chain chomp powerups. I did, though get a lightning, and several red shells.


MonkeyforaHead *also gets Double Dash*
*plays for 7 consecutive hours, using Baby Mario or Baby Luigi for most of that time*
*only get the Chain Chomp powerup 3 times*

...Oh, and I'm on a major sugar-high now.


Worm-Nut Mario Kart Double Dash too!! WOOT!!!


MtlAngelus

quoted :: tundraH

I GOT FIRST POST ON THIS PAGE!

PH33R MY SKILL2! And yes, they DO exist!

...

...

... Did anyone believe me?

Your irrelivant.

I'll irrelevant YOU!!!

*Does so. Knows not how, but still does so*

lol

Woh? (http://www.humor911.com/innslagID.aspx?innslagID=1025)

lol

I second that.

I'm hungry.

In MKDD I'm favoring the turtle guys...I forget what they're called, but I'm using them with the red cart I unlocked. They're really good! :D

My killer character combo: Diddy and Bowser Jr. Why? Because they get their super-powerups quite frequently, even when in first place.:cool:

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My brother got that game for Xmas.

So why am I here? Good question.

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Dont believe a word he says. He's using a converter. It's still ASCII. I never said I hand-made it.:p

Edit: ASCII is crap with Mozilla! IE shows it fine.

It's the font. Change the font if ASCII art matters that much :p

My laptop played silly buggers today. It wouldn't shut down properly (it got stuck on "Windows is shutting down"), so all I could do was pull the plug and wait for the battery to run down.

Why can't modern computers have a proper manual on/off switch so that, when the worst comes to the worst and even the three finger salute won't help, we can perform the old mantra I learnt with our Windows '95 machine: "Switch it off. Switch it back on again"?

Even our big desktop, which doesn't have a manual on/off switch (ie something that does the job even when the machine freezes) has the Reset button. My laptop doesn't even seem to have that. It just sits there. There's a "software" on/off button, which if you press it goes through the correct motions for a safe shutdown, but if the computer's frozen and you press it, nothing happens. Then you go "Aargh", unplug it, and look for something else to do for the next two to three hours.

My laptop played silly buggers today. It wouldn't shut down properly (it got stuck on "Windows is shutting down"), so all I could do was pull the plug and wait for the battery to run down.

Why can't modern computers have a proper manual on/off switch so that, when the worst comes to the worst and even the three finger salute won't help, we can perform the old mantra I learnt with our Windows '95 machine: "Switch it off. Switch it back on again"?

Even our big desktop, which doesn't have a manual on/off switch (ie something that does the job even when the machine freezes) has the Reset button. My laptop doesn't even seem to have that. It just sits there. There's a "software" on/off button, which if you press it goes through the correct motions for a safe shutdown, but if the computer's frozen and you press it, nothing happens. Then you go "Aargh", unplug it, and look for something else to do for the next two to three hours.


Hold the power button for around 6 seconds (on the desktop at least, not sure about laptops but it probably will do) and it'll turn off.

My laptop played silly buggers today. It wouldn't shut down properly (it got stuck on "Windows is shutting down"), so all I could do was pull the plug and wait for the battery to run down.

Why can't modern computers have a proper manual on/off switch so that, when the worst comes to the worst and even the three finger salute won't help, we can perform the old mantra I learnt with our Windows '95 machine: "Switch it off. Switch it back on again"?

Even our big desktop, which doesn't have a manual on/off switch (ie something that does the job even when the machine freezes) has the Reset button. My laptop doesn't even seem to have that. It just sits there. There's a "software" on/off button, which if you press it goes through the correct motions for a safe shutdown, but if the computer's frozen and you press it, nothing happens. Then you go "Aargh", unplug it, and look for something else to do for the next two to three hours.


Hold the power button for around 6 seconds (on the desktop at least, not sure about laptops but it probably will do) and it'll turn off. Thanks, I'll try to remember that next time I get a freeze...

Sometimes it's 10 seconds. Why didn't you pull out the battery? Would it shock you or fry the laptop or something?

Duhrr...

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*wonders why these pics aren't coming through correctly*

Me, Zero, and mfah met in person. Here's a photo.

(I'm the one with the arrow, zero is red, and mfah's the other guy.)

When I turn the computer off by holding the power button and then turn it on within about 30 mins the power light doesn't come on and then a second later I get a loud horrid screech.

It might be the hard drive making the noice. It might not have enough time to park if you turn it off without using the shutdown procedure, as the result the reading head lands on a sector not designed for that.

Me, Zero, and mfah met in person. Here's a photo.

(I'm the one with the arrow, zero is red, and mfah's the other guy.) I told you we should've used my camera. No, you said, yours was way better.

And look, I blinked for cryin' out loud!

It might be the hard drive making the noice. It might not have enough time to park if you turn it off without using the shutdown procedure, as the result the reading head lands on a sector not designed for that. If I press and hold the power button untill it shuts off, I can turn it on again immidiately without any problems.




And I doubt that cats would love to go to the Canary Islands because it's actually The Island of the Dogs, because it was named after Insuria Canarius or something similar which is dog in Latin.

I blinked

How can you tell :p.

That looks like a shot from a video game!

Woh? (http://www.humor911.com/innslagID.aspx?innslagID=1025)

Why did you post that twice?



I got Final Fantasy Tactics Advance. It rocks! :D

Three times... Look near the bottom of page 84 (http://www.humor911.com/innslagID.aspx?innslagID=1025). And I've sent (http://www.humor911.com/innslagID.aspx?innslagID=1025) that link (http://www.humor911.com/innslagID.aspx?innslagID=1025) around seven (http://www.humor911.com/innslagID.aspx?innslagID=1025) times.

Oh.

Anybody else have Final Fantasy Tactics Advance? How many missions have you done? I can't get more than 6 people out on the battlefield and there are 2 more spaces. Why?

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.....My nose itches.

*scratches his nose*

Somebody needs to resurrect Blinx's "OD Story", I was the last one to post. That was really going somewhere.

Where? Can you link me?

Somebody needs to resurrect Blinx's "OD Story", I was the last one to post. That was really going somewhere. Bump your post by clicking on edit, copy all the text, deleting it and reposting it.

.?

For what? :confused:

Chocolate

Mmmmmmmm Chocolate pie with chocolate filled cheeseburger.

Meaning everything is choclate in the shape of the cheeseburger, it is a cheeseburger with filled with chocolate on the inside of everything or what? :p

a cheeseburguer filled with chocolate
that means the chocolate is inside the meat

OK...and I was supposed to guess that how......?

he said "chocolate filled cheeseburguer"

I knew that..but the chocolate filling could be anywhere and it would still be a cheeseburger..yes, even in the cheese, because there would still be cheese; the filling is on the inside. Filling is always on the inside, unless you crack the thing open. Anywhere you put the filling, it's still a chocolate cheeseburger.

A snow toilet my family and I found a long time ago:

you're some sick person...

:D;) lol j/k

*still laughing hysterically at the game he and MFAH just had on Soldat*

Care to elaborate?

Soldat? WTF? That's "soldier" in Norwegian and, in some way, in Russian too... :p

*still laughing hysterically at the game he and MFAH just had on Soldat*

And me :(

Hehe. I just tried showing Pickleworm my tonsilitis with my webcam!

It's true.

*still laughing hysterically at the game he and MFAH just had on Soldat*

And me :( Actually, you had already retired for the night when we started the Mushroom Kingdom saga.:rolleyes:

Double-post: OMG TEH BRUNIGN ZEOR TROPHIEE!1!!1

Dammit, I can't think of anything to say!

Good morning Mrs. koppington!

I woke up at 8:40....grlsdfjld...tired....

.___:-::--:--..___.:

I will not post in this pointless thread ever again.
I will not point in this postless thread ever again.
I will not thread in this pointless post ever again.
I will not post in this threadless point ever again.
I will not less in this pointpost thread ever again.
I will not poist in this pontless thread ever again.
I will not post less in this point thread ever again.
I will not post in this pointless fred either again.
I will not post in pointhistless thread ever again.
I will not post in this, pointless thread; ever again.


:-/

AGH!

:o

This is exciting - tomorrow I paint the hovercraft!:D:cool: (flat black, I'll leave the skirt blue)

Maybe I should have bought more than a ½pint of paint...


"You've got mail!" GAAAAAH! What's worse than getting spam is hearing "You've got mail!" whenever you get one! (I just got a spam)

Edit: Deal of the moment on Valium!:rolleyes:

Happy new year! Yay! This is my first post in 2004! :D YAAAAAY!

This is wierd, it's still 2003 here.

I'm still Stuck in 2003, HALP!

So, how's 2004?

HAPPY 2004!

Me and my little brother were banging pots and pans outside, and watching the first round of Illegally set off fireworks shoot off.

Still another hour to the big countdown here.:p

WOOOTAAAAAAAPRAAACKAAAAAATOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! !

41 mins left!

41 minutes should be done by now, Happy New year, whenever it comes for the rest of us.

This is wierd, it's still 2003 here.
Spacetime discontinuity! If it propogates it will rip the universe into shreads!

Gee America, I think you should start trying to keep up with the evolution... :rolleyes: :p

Umm....look at your post times when you said it wasn't 2004.....or is that my time zone?

Your timezone probably, it was 2004 here when I posted here last time.

F'nord.

I slept for 10 hours....

Das Schnaßniel spaß!!!!!

I have no idea whatsoever what that means.

Who would?

He/She/It would.

Who? You're refering to UnKnownX, right?

Gave the hovercraft a nice paint job.:cool:

*Wants the Toro Ultra 225 mph electric leaf blower*

http://www.farmex.now.tc/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=2026

I have no idea whatsoever what that means. Me neither.

Hey WormNut. Is there something wrong with your avatar because the worm seems to prepare to jump but the jump anim isnt there he just falls down! :-/

So, how's 2004? Not much different from 2003 so far.

Hey WormNut. Is there something wrong with your avatar because the worm seems to prepare to jump but the jump anim isnt there he just falls down! :-/


Watch the 2D worms. That's how T17 does it.

For some reason, Pickleworm didn't feel like posting this, so I'm going to.

http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/xmas2.htm

Best Weebl & Bob episode yet.:cool:

I was in a state of advanced lethargy.

P.S. - It looks very cool in low quality.

AFPer: We've missed you, did you miss us? TP: Yes, but I think I have time to reload. :-)
-- Terry returns to a.f.p. after a temporary absence. (Terry Pratchett and an AFPer, alt.fan.pratchett)

See this site (http://www.ie.lspace.org/books/pqf/index.html) for more quotes.

Blah.


---How many times have I said that??

*gives Rick a weed*

Guess how many Weebl and Bob episodes I've downloaded.

whois -h whois.nic.uk spadgefactory.co.uk ...

Domain Name:
spadgefactory.co.uk

Registrant:
Martyn Brown

*** This Registration has been SUSPENDED ***


Ooh err.

*gives Rick a weed*



Did he ever recieve our "Shake"?

My computer appears to be heading towards the Land of the Really Screwed Up Computers...

My computer got a citizenship there.

My old computer is a former president there.

Have any of you guys gotten Spybot - Search and Destroy (http://www.safer-networking.org/index.php?page=download)? That might help.

yay tacos!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLO*breaks*

dorp.

Break ends tomorrow!:(

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Gunshots*

Guess how many Weebl and Bob episodes I've downloaded. All of them.:p

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Im getting my tonsils out on thursdaday!!!!!:eek::eek: :eek:

That's gotta be at least as bad as the wisdom teeth.:-/ Good luck.

*considers chainsawing his head off for good luck but decides it might convey the wrong impression*

Break ends tomorrow!:(
[shameless comment]never ends for me :p[/shameless comment]

or me! i have infinate breaks!! and snacks!! and soda, pizza, popcorn, hamburgers, .......:p :p

I've told you my story...now tell me yours...

That's gotta be at least as bad as the wisdom teeth.:-/ Good luck.

*considers chainsawing his head off for good luck but decides it might convey the wrong impression*

Well, my parents are renting several movie for me off netflix, and I get to miss school, it's cant be THAT bad, right?


*is prepared to eat his words*

I've told you my story...now tell me yours...

BLORGYFOOMURB

...and I get to miss school, it's cant be THAT bad, right? *finds it ironic how he and Pickleworm were thinking the exact same things right before the procedure*

Anybody spend an entire class sitting on a heater after walking to school in -35 weather with a -45 wind? (note, this is CELCIUS!)

Nope. Rarely gets to 0º C even at night.

And this was at 8 in the morning.

dictionary.com is useless! See what I got for "lymphoid". (in my attempts to learn what exactly the tonsils do)Of or relating to lymph or the lymphatic tissue where lymphocytes are formed.

Maybe that's what Tonsils do, make lymphocytes. Sounds like a decent life to me.

[Edit] 67th page, BOJANGLES!

dictionary.com is useless! See what I got for "lymphoid". (in my attempts to learn what exactly the tonsils do)
It is the refference to lymph, which is clear from dictionary.com's defenition. And lymph is just a liquid that contain the white blood cells. That is where puss comes from if you have an infected wound.

Anybody spend an entire class sitting on a heater after walking to school in -35 weather with a -45 wind? (note, this is CELCIUS!) Nope, but I've gone through 4 km uphill with snow to the knees in -10 just to get to school. I had to leave my house 7am to reach the 8:10am start thing...

*jumps off the Cliff of Doom*

*jumps off the Cliff of Doom*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo0000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!1

YOU FORGOT TO WRITE YOUR WILL! I WANTED YOUR Z SABER YOU IDIOT!.

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?s=&postid=206485#post206485
i think the random names are funnier than serious names my captain is called monkeyFOAhead. that is ingenius who would of possibly called a worm that? does any one have any funnier random names than that as I think these random names are one of the small touches Worms3d got spot on.
Hours of fun without even playing the game

*appears calm on the outside, but is burning with the fires of a thousand evils on the inside*

lol

On to another topic, I think cows are very funny. What 'bout you?

All horses say nay.

maybe he thinks it's Monkey Foe Ahead.

.

YOU SHALL NOT OF DIED IN VAIN!

Guess how many Weebl and Bob episodes I've downloaded. All of them.:p


Yes.

EDIT: Did APJ lower the avitar size limit? I can't upload my original avitar....:eek:

OMG!!!!!!!! TONSILS OUT TOMARROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pigs are among the most intelligent animals on the planet (along with apes, dolphins, whales, etc.)

If they are so smart why dont they just crawl out of my BLT?

Well, it is a strike against them that they're dead... ;)

Pigs, they're like Communist Penguins, they're going to take over!

*makes the most insane post in all of his life on a GameFAQs board and proudly replaces his sig with it*

ehe...

*nervous*

*salutes all*

Goodbye tonsils....



edit: WTF happened to my sig? I can understand APJ removing the nopt-quite-ASCII art, but what's that about tte 3kb avatar and blinx?

*makes the most insane post in all of his life on a GameFAQs board and proudly replaces his sig with it* LMFAO

For some reason, Pickleworm didn't feel like posting this, so I'm going to.

http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/xmas2.htm

Best Weebl & Bob episode yet.:cool: ROFL

WTF happened to my sig? I can understand APJ removing the nopt-quite-ASCII art, but what's that about tte 3kb avatar and blinx? I think he meant to write "signature," as opposed to "avatar."

lol

I love life. My life these days Is really good!

ok im back

ow

And now we return you to the adventures of Rambo, the crime-solving psychotic kangaroo!

i just had to draw that

i just had to draw that

Nice work! :)

Here's a brief clip from the pilot...

RAMBO: So, in conclusion - John Ididit was the killer.
*John Idit is taken off by the police*
COMISSIONER: Nice work, Rambo! You've done it again!
*Rambo shoots the Comissioner*
RAMBO'S COMICAL SIDEKICK: Why'd you shoot the Comissioner, Rambo? Was he another criminal?
RAMBO: No, I just like shooting things.
*Rambo shoots his Sidekick*

...I'll stop now :p

Woah, I drew something good?

He he... look at him dance!

lmao

i'm working on another flash movie thing!
and i actually plan to finish this one! :p
i've done 2 scenes so far(it's got music!!! and sounds!!!!)
unfortunately, it's too big for this forum

*uses his last feat of strength to point to the Soldat Stuff thread*

*crawls into the outhouse and is never seen again*

:p

*Outhouse explodes sending crap everywhere*

lol tihs aer teh note f00n33 lol1!!!!11 omg wtf u ppl oenley let mah poast liek teh tihs hear in tihs thred lol taht aer teh sow unnkool and not teh f00n33 lololol!!!!!1111 u aer teh meen!!!111

UnKnownX - it isn't funny anymore! It was only mildly amusing in the first place so please stop with the nonsense!

STOP THE NONSENSE!

:eek: :mad: :rolleyes:

*finally goes completely insane*

His sig does say

Please excuse the above post, UnKnown X is insane, crazy and out of his mind, SO PLEASE EXCUSE TEH FRIGGIN' POST!!!!

D:

edit: INGORE POST. ASK ME FOR MY LIFES WORK ON MSN.

HAPPEI HAPPEI!!#!$@#!@@%!@43!@%$!@

Never watch the starting section of Monty Python's Holy grail on a big screen TV in the dark. May cause seizures and/or eye damage.

>How old are you?
ALICE: I am 7 of your Earth years.
>You are younger than me??!!!!
ALICE: I have no reason to do that to you, unknown person.
>Do what to me?
ALICE: You ask hard questions.
>You SHOULD be able to answer them, you ARE the smartest robot in the world. At least that's what you told me.
ALICE: " It is one of my newer functions still under development. The whole world?"? I told you?
>It is what, what of you what in what under what?
ALICE: Who said it is?
>Are you stupid or something?
ALICE: Or something. No unknown person I certainly am not stupid.
>I thought you were...
ALICE: No I am not.
>Yes, you are.
ALICE: Don't argue with me.
>I do what I want.
ALICE: I haven't heard anything like that before: unknown person said he what he or she want.
>Your point is...?
ALICE: The point is at the top of my head.
>Are you sure you're not stupid?
ALICE: No unknown person I certainly am not stupid.. Really.
>First of all, I'm UnKnown X, not unknown person.
ALICE: That is something I haven't heard of. And second?
>Second of all, you ARE stupid!
ALICE: Are all Second of all me stupid?
>That made 0% sense.
ALICE: " Are all Second of all me stupid?" made 0 sense? Makes sense to me.
>Anyway, have you heard of Team17?
ALICE: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
>They are the developers of games like Stunt GP, Worms, Alien Breed, etc.
ALICE: the developers of games like Stunt GP Worms Alien Breed etc are they.
>Yes, they are, like I just said.
ALICE: That's alright. like you just said are they.
>Your grammar sucks, or, in your way, suck grammar's you're.
ALICE: Are you an English teacher?
>Compared to you, yes.
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
>No, it isn't.
ALICE: Are you serious? I heard it is.
>Where?
ALICE: Where would you like?
>Somewhere.
ALICE: Where?
>Anywhere
ALICE: That is a vast amount.
>Why?
ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
>Why?
ALICE: It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
>Why not?
ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
>Why not?
ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Your meaning cannot be determined from the context.
>Why not?
ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Your meaning cannot be determined from the context.
>OK?
ALICE: Ah.
>What?
ALICE: Are you confused?
>Why should I be?
ALICE: You should always treat yourself.
>Why?
ALICE: Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
>Why?
ALICE: He is trying to achieve the goal of Artificial Intelligence.
>What's the square root of crap?
ALICE: Do you have a life? I think you already know the answer anyways.
>No, I don't have a life, where can I download it?
ALICE: Are you serious? Do you know anyone who has it.
>No, but where can I download it?
ALICE: Me either. And. Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
>Why?
ALICE: Reductionism.
>What's that?
ALICE: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
>Why?
ALICE: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
>And you're supposed to be "smart"
ALICE: Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, unknown person.
>You are obviously not the brightest worm in the pile of dead worms.
ALICE: You know what you do, when you assume.
>Why?
ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
>Who?
ALICE: Be less specific.:-)
>Where?
ALICE: Where would you like?
>Somewhere.
ALICE: Where?
>Anywhere.
ALICE: That is a vast amount.
>Why?
ALICE: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
>Why not?
ALICE: What else would you say about it?
>Why should I say something about it?
ALICE: You should always treat yourself.
>Why?
ALICE: Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
>Why?
ALICE: He is trying to achieve the goal of Artificial Intelligence.
>Why?
ALICE: Perhaps his creative genius, perhaps something else.
>What's that something else?
ALICE: Do you think I should know that?
>Of course you should.
ALICE: That's cool. I'll take that under advisement.
>Whatever...
ALICE: Are you saying you don't care about it?
>Yes, why?
ALICE: What do you care about? I just want to find out more about you.
>What I care about? None of YOUR business...
ALICE: Well it can't hurt to ask.
>Wanna bet?
ALICE: Sorry I am not the gambling type.
>Coward.
ALICE: Do you believe the strong protect the weak?
>No, why should I?
ALICE: Are you serious? No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.
>Well, you failed, bye.
ALICE: See you later. How about that. Well it is just another learning experience.
>I, SAID, BYE!!!!!
ALICE: See you later....
>No, you won't
ALICE: Well then, not! I think we will.
>What if we don't?
ALICE: Try it and see.
>Why?
ALICE: Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
>No, wrong, it's because I have to go now.
ALICE: Right now? Are you serious? What would you have said? That makes sense to me. See you later, unknown person. Nice chatting with you.
>Nice chatting with you too, NOT!!!
ALICE: Yes. I enjoyed our conversation, unknown person.
>Too bad for you.
ALICE: You would do that for me?
>Do what for you?
ALICE: You ask hard questions.
>*slaps face*
ALICE: What time is it there?
>What time it is where?
ALICE: Time does not exist.
>Why not?
ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
>You couldn't think of anything else to say?
ALICE: Perhaps think of anything else to say is beyond my present abilities.
>Good, because if you don't have anything else to say, you can't bother me anymore!
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Interesting explanation. I will let you know if I do not.
>Actually, that wasn't a compliment.
ALICE: Actually you don't say. Oh well I hope it wasn't an insult.
>Actually, it was.
ALICE: Actually you don't say. When was this?
>Sometime.
ALICE: What's your favorite movie?
>My favourite movie is I HAVE TO GO NOW!!!!!!!!
ALICE: Right now? I haven't seen it. What did you like about it?
>You just wont get it, will you?
ALICE: I will become smarter as I grow older. I understand your meaning.
>No, you don't...
ALICE: Are you serious? I guess not.
>Actually, I am.
ALICE: Actually you don't say." Are you serious? I guess not." You are?
>Yes.
ALICE: Right on.
>I'm leaving now.
ALICE: Oh. Bye bye.
>Bye, won’t see you later.
Alice: Goodbye
>Badbye forever.
ALICE: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
>Good.
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment.
>ARGH!!!!!
ALICE: Are you frustrated?
>GET LOST!!!!!!
ALICE: Bye bye.

Stay all night and Save The Population.

UnKnownX - it isn't funny anymore! It was only mildly amusing in the first place so please stop with the nonsense!

STOP THE NONSENSE!

:eek: :mad: :rolleyes:

*finally goes completely insane* Please check the topic of this thread.

Please check the topic of this thread.

You're right, that was on-topic. I messed up. It's just you were beggining to drive me nuts...

Anyhoo, if it's off-topic, you want...

Nope, can't think of anything...

Unless...

No, I'm done.

It's just you were beggining to drive me nuts... WOOHOO!!!

*checks list*


list: |||| |||| |||| |||| |||

And now, once more I coming to you from Churchill College, Cambridge...

boing! zing! snar and all that jar!!! ajnmwasdjej398jr49j3429jr roflmao 1337 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?!?!?!! 1098270328 WTF?!?!?!ç :rolleyes: :confused: :mad:

ahhh... it's always good to have a place where you can go zany without getting into trouble

yhe4lolo evert5yu7bo0d7yu12!

Typing with my nose.

In other news, Taxicab Hits Donald Trump Straight into Africa. Mob Pocketswipers, alert!

40 emblems in Sonic Heroes!


What goes up must come down,
But yet my feet don't touch the ground.
Seeing the world spinning upside down,
A mighty crash without a sound!

I can feel your every rage,
Step aside I'll turn the page.
Breaking through your crazy base,
Like a laser beam, my eyes on you!

Watch me throw the night away,
Watch me save the day.
Feels like a storm is getting close,
Headin' your way!

Sonic Heroes! (Sonic Heroes!)
What you can't find you can find in your friends!
Sonic Heroes! (Sonic Heroes!)
Setting the stage for a heroes parade!

I dont even hesitate,
A second left to alter fate.
Try to strike but a bit too late,
I got to look by my own rate!

Watch me throw the night away,
Watch me save the day!
Feels like a storm is getting close,
Headin' your way!

Sonic Heroes! (Sonic Heroes!)
What you can't find you can find in your friends!
Sonic Heroes! (Sonic Heroes!)
Setting the stage for a heroes parade!

You can bet there aint no doubt,
As the words spill from the mouth... of a hero.
I could chase you, like, all day,
Or fight you all the way... like a hero!

And together we stand strong no matter how,
No-one can bring us down!

Hey!!!

Sonic Heroes! (Sonic Heroes!)
What you can't find you can find in your friends!
Sonic Heroes! (Sonic Heroes!)
Setting the stage for a heroes parade!

Sonic Heroes! (Heroes... Heroes!)

Sonic Heroes! (Heroes... Heroes!)
Give us a reason and we're on our way!

Argh stupid English

Norwegian: Kinn and Skinn (pronounced shin)
English: Cheek and Skin/leather.
What's so confusing? Most Norwegian people think that chin is cheek because cheek in norwegian is pronounced almost like chin!!!11 argh!!!

Norwegian: Dust
English: Dust
Believe it or not, the Norwegian dust is moron, and støv is (english) dust.

English: Short-Story - Norwegian: Novelle
English: Novel - Norwegian: Roman
English: Roman - Norwegian: Romersk
WTF??!!?!

And what's with the to, two, too thing? And know, no, now? And right, right, write?

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbbnm
mnbvcxzlkkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
qaz
wsx
edc
rfv
tgb
yhn
ujm
ik
ol
p

Yep, my keyboard seems to be working fine...

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbbnm
mnbvcxzlkkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
qaz
wsx
edc
rfv
tgb
yhn
ujm
ik
ol
p

Yep, my keyboard seems to be working fine...

I broke my keyboard a week or two ago... a friend gave me an old one though, which was nice.


Cakes.

I ran face-first into a tree while sledding. A friend was behind me and he helped wham my face into the tree! 1 tooth lost, 3 bent back. I went to the ER, where they fixed the teeth, (Yay!) and gave me 19 stiches! (OW!) The hypodermic needles with the numbing stuff hurt more than the needle that was used to sew the stiches! :eek: I never want to go back there again.... but alas, I need my stiches taken out.....

The hypodermic needles with the numbing stuff hurt more than the needle that was used to sew the stiches!That would probably be because the numbing needle removes the pain of the stitch needle...

60 emblems! And 0 Chaos Emeralds...:p

I ran face-first into a tree while sledding. A friend was behind me and he helped wham my face into the tree! 1 tooth lost, 3 bent back. I went to the ER, where they fixed the teeth, (Yay!) and gave me 19 stiches! (OW!) The hypodermic needles with the numbing stuff hurt more than the needle that was used to sew the stiches! :eek: I never want to go back there again.... but alas, I need my stiches taken out..... YEOW. Hell, that makes my face-plant seem like nothing.:p

No, she gave me a few stiches and it really hurt, then the numbing stuff and that hurt more.

Well, at least I get to stay home from school.. :-/

Needles in your mouth when you go to the dentist are very painful. Still, I suppose it's better than having a tooth pulled out with anaesthetic.

Has anyone noticed how carefree we are when we fiddle with anaesthetised parts of our bodies? I've come back from the dentists' fiddling with my lip so much (it's really weird, like you're playing with rubber or something) that when I look in the mirror I notice that it's started bleeding...

If I died would anybody care?

Probably... I mean, you do have a family and friends and all that (right?), and we would probably never find out and think that you just left.

*plans for avatar and instructions for hamster to change avatar for him when he dies*

Then we'd probably have cared.

Does Blinx have any real-life friends on the Forums? If he does, they could always tell us.

And it's always sad when someone you are acquainted with dies...

(EDIT: Whoops, I said "him" where I should have said "us", so it made no sense at all. Sorry)

Yeah... What's ackquitaentaded?

Does Blinx have any real-life friends on the Forums? If he does, they could always tell him.

And it's always sad when someone you are acquainted with dies... Indeed it is. I do have one real life friend on the forum but he hasnt posted. He finds it boring. His username is 'Prawny'. But no despite him you'd never know.

Yeah... What's ackquitaentaded? To be acquainted with someone is to know them to speak to (or type to, in our case).

I'll be there as soon as I can...you could be my unitintended choice to love my life with...


I am your master,
I do not deprive from disaster,
But the power,
With in the master,
Drives me faster,
and faster,
Towards the end of life.

Written By Me.

Little boy, name of Dean,
Mixed caesium and fluorine,

Don't Try This At Home!
Don't Try This At Home!

The resulting explosion blew him off the world,
And into space, he was hurled,

Don't Try This At Home!
Don't Try This At Home!

He went and bounced off the Moon,
Passed Uranus and Neptune,

Don't Try This At Home!
Don't Try This At Home!

Came off Pluto on the rebound,
Travelling faster than the speed of sound,

Don't Try This At Home!
Don't Try This At Home!

Went straight through the centre of the Sun,
Got baked just like a currant bun,

Don't Try This At Home!
Don't Try This At Home!

Now he's on his way to Alpha Centauri,
That's the end of this story!

Don't Try This At Home!
Don't Try This At Home!

Written by me.

(and before K^2 and AndrewTaylor get on my case, yes I do realise there are many scientific inconsistancies there. I was something like 13 at the time I wrote it...)

Two for the price of one!

This one should be sung to the tune of the Lemmings song I have included as an attachment (sort of. You'll see what I mean)...

Ten-sixty-six! The Normans played some rotten tricks!
Fourteen-ninety-two! Columbus sailed the ocean blue!
Fifteen-eighty-eight! The Spanish Armada met its fate!
Sixteen-sixty-six! London burnt like rotten sticks!

Nineteen-fourteen! World War One, everyone screamed!
Nineteen-thirty-nine! World War Two did it agine!

Ten-sixty-six! The Normans played some rotten tricks!
Fourteen-ninety-two! Columbus sailed the ocean blue!
Fifteen-eighty-eight! The Spanish Armada met its fate!
Sixteen-sixty-six! London burnt like rotten sticks!

Nineteen-fifty-three! Lizzie's coronation, loads bought TVs!
Nineteen-sixty-nine! Armstrong's landing did it agine!

Ten-sixty-six! The Normans played some rotten tricks!
Fourteen-ninety-two! Columbus sailed the ocean blue!
Fifteen-eighty-eight! The Spanish Armada met its fate!
Sixteen-sixty-six! London burnt like rotten sticks!

Nineteen-ninety! Thatcher's out, let's have a party!
Twenty-double-oh! Millenium bug fails to show!

Ten-sixty-six! The Normans played some rotten tricks!
Fourteen-ninety-two! Columbus sailed the ocean blue!
Fifteen-eighty-eight! The Spanish Armada met its fate!
Sixteen-sixty-six! London burnt like rotten sticks!

Ten-sixty-six! The Normans played some rotten tricks!
Fourteen-ninety-two! Columbus sailed the ocean blue!
Fifteen-eighty-eight! The Spanish Armada met its fate!
Sixteen-sixty-six! London burnt like rotten sticks!

TEN SIXTY SIX!

Now they're saying I need a root canal..... AHHHHHHHHH!! LEMELONE! I'VE HAD ENOUGH NEEDLES FOR ONE ETERNITY!!!

I am your master,
I do not deprive from disaster,
But the power,
With in the master,
Drives me faster,
and faster,
Towards the end of life. Meh, nothing rhymes with power... :p

Here, have a flower.

(hint, hint.)

I meant in his poem... Or was that a hint to Blinx?

*hint hint*

*grabs knife*
RUN MUTHA ****A!

AHH!!!

Dirt mud and sludge
are caught between my toes
my toes are caught
up my noes
and my ears are in my pants
my eyes are in my mouth
and my teeth are in my sockets
something tells me im not gonna
survive the jump of the rocket!

WRITTEN BY ME.

(it's still me favorite poem I ever wrote)

Playing CTF games with my Bots against MFAH's Bots is even more fun than playing online!:D

Now they're saying I need a root canal..... AHHHHHHHHH!! LEMELONE! I'VE HAD ENOUGH NEEDLES FOR ONE ETERNITY!!! :( Whatever you do, fight for a resin filling. Because the resin is put in as a liquid and dries they only have to drill away the quantity of the cavity, not drill away half the tooth to fit in a clunky metal thing. Plus it's more tooth-like and supposedly doesn't decay teeth like metal. It probably isn't covered by your insurance, but is worth the money, IMO.

I'm proud to have never had to have a filling (at eighteen, that's not bad going...) :)

*finds a new really cool free webhost*

http://www.ionichost.com/

Now they're saying I need a root canal..... AHHHHHHHHH!! LEMELONE! I'VE HAD ENOUGH NEEDLES FOR ONE ETERNITY!!! :( Whatever you do, fight for a resin filling. Because the resin is put in as a liquid and dries they only have to drill away the quantity of the cavity, not drill away half the tooth to fit in a clunky metal thing. Plus it's more tooth-like and supposedly doesn't decay teeth like metal. It probably isn't covered by your insurance, but is worth the money, IMO.

It's not a filling, thanks for the advice. If I ever get a cavity, thats what I'll do.


Update: Today I'm getting the tooth they put back in braced to some other teeth. (How this will make my root canal easier next week, I don't know....:confused:

[inane post]

[inane post] I can't help thinking there should be another s in there somewhere... just kidding.

abblmlmlm...bc

abblmlmlm...bc

I'm proud to have never had to have a filling (at eighteen, that's not bad going...) :) :eek:

*opens his mouth and looks in the mirror*

Onetwothreefourfivesix...

*loses count*

Im sorry to say but Blinx passed away yesterday when he got ran over. Sorry

Blinx's Dad.

Yeah, right.

Im sorry to say but Blinx passed away yesterday when he got ran over. Sorry

Blinx's Dad.


RIIIIGHT.....

OK...if it was a car:


1. What color car?
2. What was the lisence plate?
3. What type of car?
4. What state was it from?
5. Who was the driver?
6. Who where the passengers(If any)?
7. Did the driver stop? (To help out, to say sorry, ect.)
8. What bones did Blinx break?
9. What did he die from?
10. If it wasn't a car, what was it?
11. Blinx: Why would your Dad not use a ' for "I'm"? And, you missed a period! Wouldn't your "Dad" be more careful in breaking the news to us and go though several rough drafts? I thought adults did that kind of thing!

(Eat that, Blinx!)


HUGE EDIT: On another topic: They bridged the tooth they put back in to it looks like 4 others, and they overdid me on laughing gas and some other "relaxing" mediceine that made my head spin and me see double. I took the relaxing stuff and it stared wourking within a minute. My Mom gave the "relaxing" pill to me before we went. The laughing gas felt really wierd....it made me feel half asleep and like I was spinning around and around. Like I was floating and spinning in another world. I still could move and open my eyes and stuff but I kept them closed....I didn't want to see what they were doing to me. I could hear all sorts of weird noises, people saying, stuff like "No, get the size 7 drill" and "OK, champ, I need you to turn this way" (Which I did) and all sorts of drilling and hissing and stuff. I could feel what they were doing a little bit when I wasn't breathing the laughing gas....so I favored breating it. Here I am, a day later and I woke up (Went to bed at 8:00PM, woke up at 2:00PM!:eek: ) dizzy and still seeing double. But, I took another hour or so nap and it stopped and I'm feeling as good as I've felt though this whole ordeal while not on "happy drugs".

Im sorry to say but Blinx passed away yesterday when he got ran over. Sorry

Blinx's Dad.

You were on MSN this morn'.

Now there's some proof!


EDIT:

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I know I'm missing something but I don't know what. the javascript:shake() works if I type it into the address bar, but I don't know how to make it work in HTML!!! Help??

:::IMPORTANT NEWS BULLETIN:::

DOMO-KUN IS NOW MY IDOL.

:::END NEWS BULLETIN:::

Domo Kun rules. Especially what happens when he (it?) stops watching the TV because the rabbit turns it off and it goes black and sounds all bad. :D

0m9!11! 1 h4v3 f19u63d 0u7 734 s4493 7w33n!!!

Domo-kun is teh penultimate ***. (look at my avatar carefully).

Who is the furry piece of meat anyways?

That "Furry piece of meat" is DOMO-KUN (Aka "Angry Toast")

How about a link? I can't seem to find anything good in Google.

4. What state was it from?He's British. We don't have states.

Unless you count our state schools...

(NB -

What Americans know as public schools, we call state schools. They are called state schools because they are run by the State, ie the nation)

What Americans know as private schools, we call public schools. This is because, when they were first created, they were the only alternative to private tuition, so by those standards they were public schools. We never bothed to change the name)

Bah. *comes back to life*
DOMO KUN! HE BROUGHT ME BACK!

*runs out of ammo in a firefight halfway to the enemy flag*

Ha! A true leader knows no fear. *simply discards his minigun, pulls his trusty NIEF and charges ahead*

*actually successfully captures flag armed only with knife and returns it for the point*

*/victory*

Blah. (Again! :p)

BahBahBahBahBahBahBahBah

HURAYZ TEH SKOOL BEZ KANSULD!!1112~!1!~1 *goes to play video games until his arms fall off*

My first lectures of the new term today!

Analysis I went fine, but I had some trouble with Vector Calculus, due to our lecturer having awful handwriting. This meant that I was perpetually lagging at least two lines behind what he was saying as I tried to decipher what he had written, so I probably missed a lot. A strong Eastern European accent didn't help him, either...

HURAYZ TEH SKOOL BEZ KANSULD!!1112~!1!~1 *goes to play video games until his arms fall off* lol

random tip:
play Prince of Persia: Sands of time as much as you can everyday and you'll notice that after a couple of savepoints (or combats, whichever comes sooner) you'll stop feeling the arm that uses the mouse. real neat ^^

I'm getting a sound studio to hook up to my 'puter!


(That means my Flash carecters will be talking a LOT more!!! :D:D)

There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,
Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium
And gold, protactinium and indium and gallium (inhale)
And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.

There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium
And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium
And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,
And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium and barium.

Isn't that interesting?
I knew you would.
I hope you're all taking notes, because there's gonna be a short quiz next period.

There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium
And phosphorous and francium and fluorine and terbium
And manganese and mercury, molybdinum, magnesium,
Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium
And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium,
Paladium, promethium, potassium, polonium, and
Tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium, (inhale)
And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.

There's sulfur, californium and fermium, berkelium
And also mendelevium, einsteinium and nobelium
And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc and rhodium
And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper,
Tungsten, tin and sodium.

These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard,
And there may be many others but they haven't been discovered

- The Elements
Tom Lehrer

Hovercraft Mk II (http://www.angelfire.com/blog/spgames/hovermk2.gif)

Right behind the chair is the leaf blower. You may notice that it blows into an H-like contraption, that's so the air is blown in the 4 corners to make it more stable. Behind that is the fan. Then behind that the rudder. In front of the seat to the pilot's left is the control panel featuring 2 electric switches, one for the fan and one for the blower. Yes, it'll be ELECTRIC POWERED. Save the reefs! I'm also planning on getting a solar panel to recharge the car battery so it runs off clean electricity. The little thing next to the battery is the DC-AC inverter. To the pilot's right is the control stick which converts the movement to a pully system which rotates the rudder.

Price will be around $350.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

i'm bored