Bush's biggest high of his presidency was catching a big fish: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4982338.stmSomehow, I'm not surprised.

Bush's biggest high of his presidency was catching a big fish: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4982338.stmIn fairness, it's probably accurate.

Although if I were him, playing cricket in Pakistan would be top.

EDIT: Total non-sequiter, but that's the point of this thread. It's always ****ed me off when people say that Mario has better music than Sonic because "it has more variety". There seems to be this enduring image that all Sonic music is generic rock. That's just not true. Take the first two Sonic games:

Green Hill: Pop
Marble: Classical
Spring Yard: Jazz
Labyrinth: Classical
Starlight: Jazz
Scrap Brain: Pop

Emerald Hill: Rock
Chemical Plant: Rock
Aquatic Ruins: Classical
Casino Night: Jazz
Hill Top: Hillbilly music, ffs.
Mystic Caves: Spooky movie music
Oil Ocean: Arabian
Metropolis: Rock
Sky Chase: ... I'm not sure, but it's certainly not rock
Wing Fortress: Military
Death Egg: Military

So, in conclusion... what?

Emerald Hill: Rock
Chemical Plant: Rock
Aquatic Ruins: Classical
Casino Night: Jazz
Hill Top: Hillbilly music, ffs.
Mystic Caves: Spooky movie music
Oil Ocean: Arabian
Metropolis: Rock
Sky Chase: ... I'm not sure, but it's certainly not rock
Wing Fortress: Military
Death Egg: Military
Emerald Hill is more pop than rock, and I think it's a stretch to call Aquatic Ruin "classical." Sky Chase might be best classified as elevator music. Also, I'd call Mystic Caves rock.

GENERIC? Balls. It's wonderful stuff. Have you heard the Sonic Adventure music? Some of the guitar work is a bit like that Level 42 song Lessons In Love.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/310851

Holy...****.
Im giving up drawing, and animation now. 0_0

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/310851

Holy...****.
Im giving up drawing, and animation now. 0_0
That guy is absolutely notorious on NG. He's apparently an ex-Disney animator.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/310851

Holy...****.
Im giving up drawing, and animation now. 0_0
I... ahh... you know... that...

Wow.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/310851

Holy...****.
Im giving up drawing, and animation now. 0_0
...This is a sort of incredible and unparallelled awesome for which there are not words to describe.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/310851

Holy...****.
Im giving up drawing, and animation now. 0_0........ :eek:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/310851

Holy...****.
Im giving up drawing, and animation now. 0_0That was rather good.

Have you ever tried to get a fly off your monitor by waving the cursor at it?

Sadly, it doesn't work.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YdOON54sb2Q What. the. Christ. (somewhat NSFW)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YdOON54sb2Q What. the. Christ. (somewhat NSFW)
HE'S HANDING OUT HOT DICKINGS AT YOUR LOCAL RECORD STORE

I just made this delicious Orange Chicken, and now I am enjoying it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VEIgu0iZ-BY&search=caida%20de%20edgar
AHAHAHAHAHAHA. :p

Been playing Lego Star Wars lately. It's magnificent. I love General Grievous.

I feel like making a rant thread about everything that currently annoys me, but I'm afraid I might never finish it -.-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-yn_Fnve-Q
TITANIC TWO.

How did they do this? Are they just clips from various movies? I think I recognized the thing of Leonardo DiCaprio running from Catch Me If You Can.

I especially liked the dance remix of "My Heart Will Go On" at the end. :p

Come post at my new image board (http://boris.gelatinous.net/img/), k?

That format scares and confuses me.

That format scares and confuses me.
My, that is most unfortunate. Basically, all you need to do is click the "reply" button next to a topic and then type your message in the box at the top. You can be anonymous if you want, as well.

I guessed that.
Its layout is a little weird.

What is it and why does it exist?

What is it and why does it exist?
It is an image board. It exists because I felt like it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cdbs9N7x_3w&search=SUper%20mario%20Live
Not the best show on earth, but definatly entertaining.:D

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cdbs9N7x_3w&search=SUper%20mario%20Live
Not the best show on earth, but definatly entertaining.:D
Seen it, but still very entertaining nonetheless.

They should have spent a bit more time working out those tech cues. :p

Mhmm...
Has this thread always been called "The 100% Off-Topic Deckchair"?
I could swear it was called "The 100% Off-Topic Thread"... :confused:

Mhmm...
Has this thread always been called "The 100% Off-Topic Deckchair"?
I could swear it was called "The 100% Off-Topic Thread"... :confused:
Nope, it has always been called that.

Oceania is at war with Eurasia; Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia.

I didn't do it :p (change the thread title, that is)

If you want to blame someone, blame Futureworm.

Oceania is at war with Eurasia; Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia.
Ah, ok.
I have now placed a picture of a Big Plum on my wall.

Professor Plum is watching you...

(Although in my experience, Mrs Peacock usually ends up doing it)

dont be silly, its mrs white with the rope.... if not i'd bet anything its that sinister looking reverend....

Come on, where's the love for Colonel Mustard? He's the man.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4769401.stm

Who the hell would dandle their feet over the edge of a canal with alligators in?:confused:

Alligators can be very aggressive when hungry, experts say
Good old experts.

I think it says something about both crocodiles and Australians that, in a nation of so many dangerous animals, the salt-water crocodile is the only one that will actually scare an Aussie.

(sal****er got censored :rolleyes: )

salt-water

Paul, children post in this forum. Please reserve your guttermouth to dodgy back alley-ways, where we won't have to hear this filth.

* comment about being unnecessarily immature #41 *

This is a good puzzle: http://tinyurl.com/llt8n

I demand User Mod powers so I too can screw around with this topic's title.

This is a good puzzle: http://tinyurl.com/llt8n
Lol that was lame :p

I just won a X-Box 360, and a PSP for FREE!
WOAH! I MEAN! WOAH!
How lucky am I, to get the one pop up out of 100 to win?!?!
All they need is my creditcard information and social secerity number, to be enterned in a raffel of somthing...and I get all this, PLUS a chance to win AGAIN!! How can I lose?! :D :D :D :D

This is a good puzzle: http://tinyurl.com/llt8n
Hehe!
The Clouds???
4 White Russians and 2 Vodka Sours prevent you from being scared...

I just won a X-Box 360, and a PSP for FREE!
WOAH! I MEAN! WOAH!
How lucky am I, to get the one pop up out of 100 to win?!?!
All they need is my creditcard information and social secerity number, to be enterned in a raffel of somthing...and I get all this, PLUS a chance to win AGAIN!! How can I lose?! :D :D :D :D
OH DOGG YOU ARE PRETTY INTENSELY LUCKY

I demand User Mod powers so I too can screw around with this topic's title.
NEVER!!! ;)

http://www.weirdal.com/images/wasdvdlg.jpg

MY LIFE HAS MEANING ONCE AGAIN

RAPTURE!!!!!!!!!!!oneonecapslockfilterabuse

Uh oh.
I just deleted that lame post I made back when I was drunk on the late-night-internet, but even though I gave a reason for deletion, it deleted every last trace of it.
Shouldn't the stuff I put in the "Reason for deletion" box show up where the post used to be?
Someone better give Sel a little RING RING on the magical Admin phone.

Uh oh.
I just deleted that lame post I made back when I was drunk on the late-night-internet, but even though I gave a reason for deletion, it deleted every last trace of it.
Shouldn't the stuff I put in the "Reason for deletion" box show up where the post used to be?Not that I know of. On here, it's pretty much always been that the reason for deletion is viewable by mods only.

Oh. Okay. Gotcha.

For my Chemistry class I'm making a rocket. Aluminum + Potassium permanganate style. Using epoxy as my binding agent.

Everyone in my chemistry class has to do a project - mine will be the best by far. Everyone else is doing things like acid/base titrations or electrolysis or whatnot. One of my friends is making Advil, which would have to be the second under me.

We made tie-dye shirts in chemistry today.
No idea how mine's gonna turn out. Making tie-dye is a hell of a lot harder than you'd think. (At least, the way style I used for mine was difficult.)

NEVER!!! ;)No, no, you're doing it all wrong. Look, watch me:

*ahem*

NEVAAAARRRR!!!!1

I had a really good thought for this thread just now.
But I forgot.
...
SO, how's everyone doing?

We made tie-dye shirts in chemistry today.
No idea how mine's gonna turn out. Making tie-dye is a hell of a lot harder than you'd think. (At least, the way style I used for mine was difficult.)
I seem to recall making tie-dye at one point, and for the most part it was pretty easy. Also pretty easy to screw up, but not what I'd call overly difficult.

Uh oh.
I just deleted that lame post I made back when I was drunk on the late-night-internet, but even though I gave a reason for deletion, it deleted every last trace of it.
Shouldn't the stuff I put in the "Reason for deletion" box show up where the post used to be?
Someone better give Sel a little RING RING on the magical Admin phone.
It only shows up for mods - you can't see deleted posts, even if they are yours.

Not much point in being able to see where you've deleted a post, since you can't bring it back...


So, only the mods, admins and usermods can read your witty deletion reasons :D

witty deletion reasons :DHmm, I shall have to up my standard. How about (to the tune of "Run Rabbit Run"):

Bump-edit, bump-edit, bump, bump, bump,
Here comes the admin with his... (unfortunately I can't think of a decent rhyme)

Ever since I found out deleted posts are still visible to mods, I "blank" them so not even MODS can see my mistakes. :p

Ever since I found out deleted posts are still visible to mods, I "blank" them so not even MODS can see my mistakes. :p
Spoil Sport!!

Hmm, I shall have to up my standard. How about (to the tune of "Run Rabbit Run"):

Bump-edit, bump-edit, bump, bump, bump,
Here comes the admin with his... (unfortunately I can't think of a decent rhyme)
Just insert "BAN HAMMER" there. Nobody will notice either way.

For my Chemistry class
For my final exams back in gymnasium I made a cannon out of a large syringe filled with dinitrogen oxide and octane.
It could fire the piston of the syringe 3 stories high and still damage it from the impact on the ceiling.

Unfortunately, during my presentation, the gas mix diffused out of the bag I had prepared it in, and all i got was a slight plop, with the piston still in the syringe.
Or probably fortunately, because some people in the room would be deaf now (primarely me).

Also I complete messed up the kinetic calculations.
Still I go away with the best grade...

Oh god, chemistry. I have 1 hour to answer 40 questions in the synoptic. The first 20 questions aren't too bad, though several of them are hard and need calculations which take over a minute. The next 20 questions are even harder. Apparently though, you only need 50% for an A:confused:

The deletion messages are there so you can type stuff like "AndrewTaylor iz gay rofl lolololol!!"
I seem to recall making tie-dye at one point, and for the most part it was pretty easy. Also pretty easy to screw up, but not what I'd call overly difficult.
No problem, all the rejects get sent to New Age shops. I'm talking about the shirts.

Ever since I found out deleted posts are still visible to mods, I "blank" them so not even MODS can see my mistakes. :p
I try to make a rule of not reading posts people have deleted themselves. It doesn't always happen, but then, deleted posts are visible to anybody with a thread subscription, so it's not a great place to keep secrets.

http://myextralife.com/archive.php?date=2006-03-29 Random series I came across while looking for another one entirely. This particular comic is by far the best one I noticed.

I try to make a rule of not reading posts people have deleted themselves. It doesn't always happen, but then, deleted posts are visible to anybody with a thread subscription, so it's not a great place to keep secrets.
What do you mean, Andy? That if someone subscribes to a thread they can see its deleted posts, or if someone posts they will receive an email with the post content before the author deletes it?

What do you mean, Andy? That if someone subscribes to a thread they can see its deleted posts, or if someone posts they will receive an email with the post content before the author deletes it?Probably the latter.

What do you mean, Andy? That if someone subscribes to a thread they can see its deleted posts, or if someone posts they will receive an email with the post content before the author deletes it?
Yes, the latter, It's even happenned before that someone has then replied to the deleted post, but quoting a different post by the same person believing it to be that one, and then the whole thread just became a mess.

Damned contemptible subscritions.

Sooo if someone who is a non-ODder is suscribed to a thread outside of OD, and the thread gets moved here, and someone posts in it, he can see the posts too?

Woo Infinity!

Sooo if someone who is a non-ODder is suscribed to a thread outside of OD, and the thread gets moved here, and someone posts in it, he can see the posts too?
That's a very good question. We could really freak people out that way.

Again, I'm easily amused.

I'm hungry. :(

How did this make the news? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/southern_counties/5002176.stm

That happened to me when I was 2 but I don't see an article about me.

Silly b!tch.

Need for Speed Underground, albeit old, is a better game than I initially thought.

Also: HUWARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrgh

Whoever gets post #8888 in this thread will surely get super powers.

What about #10000?

No, that doesn't give superpowers.

Perhaps they will turn into SUBTITLES MAN! With the power to put little words under everyone's speech.

(888 is subtitles on Ceefax)

(888 is subtitles on Ceefax)
And what a post #888 was...

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=126604&postcount=888

And what a post #888 was...

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=126604&postcount=888"Captionate THIS!"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Garfield Movie 2 (http://www.garfieldmovie.com/)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Garfield Movie 2 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455499/)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

They never learn...

And what a post #888 was...

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=126604&postcount=888

I really have a way with words.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Garfield Movie 2 (http://www.garfieldmovie.com/)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Garfield Movie 2 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455499/)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"A tale of two kitties"

That's so bad even I wouldn't come up with it.

And Sean Connery? Come on, Sean. You don't need the money that much, do you?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Garfield Movie 2 (http://www.garfieldmovie.com/)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Garfield Movie 2 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455499/)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
lol, British stereotypes.

I'm rather depressed to see Bill Murray signed on again. Does he want his career to tank at this point in time, or what?
And Sean Connery? Come on, Sean. You don't need the money that much, do you?
I don't see him on there anywhere.

*checks again* Billy Connolly.

Got my Scottish people with similar sounding surnamess mixed up, there.

Mind you, Billy Connolly is an even more surreal image...

Advertising gone horribly wrong.

I was riding the bus to work as usual. I happened to look up at the advertisements that line the corners of the roof, and noticed a cautionary one saying, "Car crashes are the largest cause of death for youth." Directly next to it was a PSP ad plainly proclaiming, "Play in traffic."

I almost burst out laughing on a freaking bus.

Edit: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=696520094765001719&q=Mine is the funniest thing I have seen in ages. Funnier if you've seen Finding Nemo, definitely.

Since I've posted it like...everywhere else, it wouldnt hurt to get your opinions on it.
White Wonder Flash (http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/314398)

That's quite good actually. I would have used a bit less thicker lines tho. Or a bigger screen.
Actually, I wouldn't have even finished it :p (I never finish anything :o)
So yeah good job :p

Oh man, rock ON.

http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/NewsArticle.aspx?type=scienceNews&storyID=2006-05-24T044518Z_01_N5N185622_RTRIDST_0_SCIENCE-VIDEOGAMES-DC.XML

Video games for the win!

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=29355

For those of you who don't visit the fanart forum.

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=29355

For those of you who don't visit the fanart forum.
Is this (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=504318&postcount=3) good enough?

Since I've posted it like...everywhere else, it wouldnt hurt to get your opinions on it.
White Wonder Flash (http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/314398)
Pretty good overall. Might've just been my computer, but it probably would've done better with a faster framerate. If you don't learn to work at about a 24 FPS minimum, it'll only lead to major aggravation later on. I personally started at 12, went to 16, and then jumped to 24, and that worked pretty well.

There are also some places where the timing needs work -- i.e. the main character takes an abnormally long amount of time to raise his hand. It can be hard to get the timing right; not so fast that the viewer doesn't really absorb it, or drawn out enough to make them gradually lose interest.

Plot is wonderfully ludicrous. And Mars looks like one of those planets from the Commander Keen games because of the polar caps, lol.

In all sincerity, I think it would be very worth it for you to invest in a tablet. Even something like a Wacom Graphire3 4x5 (good brand, but pretty low-end) will work wonders with a couple months of practice on it.

Tomorrow, May 25, is Towel Day.

Do you know where YOUR towel is?

http://www.savelivesinmay.com/ Hey, according to a psychic, we're all going to die today thanks to a giant chunk of space rock. Looking forward to it. :p

Great job, A Psychic, for magically predicting the same thing a bunch of scientists have been saying for the last 4 decades.

I wonder what the site will be like tomorrow.

Pretty good overall. Might've just been my computer, but it probably would've done better with a faster framerate. If you don't learn to work at about a 24 FPS minimum, it'll only lead to major aggravation later on. I personally started at 12, went to 16, and then jumped to 24, and that worked pretty well.

There are also some places where the timing needs work -- i.e. the main character takes an abnormally long amount of time to raise his hand. It can be hard to get the timing right; not so fast that the viewer doesn't really absorb it, or drawn out enough to make them gradually lose interest.

Plot is wonderfully ludicrous. And Mars looks like one of those planets from the Commander Keen games because of the polar caps, lol.

In all sincerity, I think it would be very worth it for you to invest in a tablet. Even something like a Wacom Graphire3 4x5 (good brand, but pretty low-end) will work wonders with a couple months of practice on it.

Funny and ironic that you posted all that.:p See yesterday night...well accually 1 am this morning, I was up talking to Error404 about flash and stuff. Long story short, I bought a wacom 4x5 for about $57 on E-bay. ( this one to be exact (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=ADME:B:EOIBSAA:US:11&Item=9727691922) )Before reading this post of course. And the framerate is 17. Trust me when I say that Im not happy with the frame rate. On my computer, since it runs at 17 fps, the music and everything fits all together perfectly. On the web....well thats another story. It never works for me.>:/
Thanks for the feedback.

I liked it, frame-rate didnt hurt and music seemed in sync.

Election year here, and no election year is complete without... THE INVASION OF PUBLICITY!
Yes, thousands, probably millions or even billions of propaganda everywhere with some idiot's face who's running for x charge in the goverment. There's even a couple of those in front of my house, which is rather pointless since my street is just one block of lenght, and barely anyone ventures in here.
Wonder how much money they waste on that stuff...

Same happens here during elections. Though personally, I wish everyday was elections. Because it's only during elections that the politicians actually pay attention to people's requests and the country actually moves on. The rest of the year, nothing really happens besides blaming the other parties for the piece of crap that our country is in.

Election year here, and no election year is complete without... THE INVASION OF PUBLICITY!
Yes, thousands, probably millions or even billions of propaganda everywhere with some idiot's face who's running for x charge in the goverment. There's even a couple of those in front of my house, which is rather pointless since my street is just one block of lenght, and barely anyone ventures in here.
Wonder how much money they waste on that stuff...
Do you vote? Are you a Fox fan?

Curse you, you delicious bean burrito.

I voted. Can I whinge?


Didn't vote in the local elections, mind, on account of nobody telling me there were going to be any until I saw an advert for them on a bus in a different city and vaguely wondered if Leeds would be having any, by which time I'd already made plans to spend the entire day in Birmingham. And as such we've wound up with a BNP councillor.

Exactly what he can do to combat all these dirty immigrants coming over and stealing out jobs/houses/wives/car radios I'm not sure, because you can't really immigrate to a suburb, but he seems very pleased with himself.

I'm thinking of pestering him with every little quibble I may ever have about life here.

Do you vote? Are you a Fox fan?
First election year where I get to be able to vote, but I'm thinking it's not worth the hassle and the getting my thumb inked. All the candidates are a bunch of assholes.
The candidates for presidency are actually attacking each other trough tv spots. How lame is that?

Oh, and Fox has good tv shows every now and then.

This article speaks the truth: Why There Are No Indie Video Games; And why that's bad for gamers. (http://www.slate.com/id/2142453/)
I particularly liked this:
Instead of adopting the solo developers' pioneering mojo, the risk-averse major studios stick with proven formulas. Can't wait to fire up Final Fantasy 13? It'll be out soon. So will the 19th iteration of EA's Madden football game, complete with updated player names and numbers. EA, the industry's leading publisher, had a nasty case of sequelitis last year. I've looked at nearly 50 games that EA released last year, and I've yet to find one that isn't a rehash like NBA Live 06 or a movie tie-in like Batman Begins.

Oh, and Fox has good tv shows every now and then.
:p

capslock

I seem to recall making tie-dye at one point, and for the most part it was pretty easy. Also pretty easy to screw up, but not what I'd call overly difficult.
Let me rephrase.
Making tie-die japanese (Or chinese. Or something) style, in which the shirt has to be wrapped around a pole, when there's only one pole in the classroom, and you've wrapped in on way too tight, and you waste 3/4ths of the class time trying to get it off before it uncrumples and you have to start over, in a classroom full of students with limited desk space, with ink that had spilled on the table and is making some nasty yellow spots on your shirt is really hard.

HA. Yes. Go replying to really old posts.
Maybe I'm back. Maybe not. Either way, the art forum is annoying.

And I was going to say something more about my magnificent return in my signature, but I think that it's fine just the way it is.

GAY ZELDA! (http://www.gamespot.com/news/6151905.html)

*snort* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

..........I'm going to become ill and then extremely violent.

Wow: http://www-users.cs.umn.edu/~owen/honda-ad-300k.swf

As amazing as it is old, unfortunately. :p

GAY ZELDA! (http://www.gamespot.com/news/6151905.html)

*snort* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
:) ;)

Honda are amazing. So are their adverts, and their cars.

As amazing as it is old, unfortunately. :p
I had a feeling it was old. I also had a feeling I'd seen it before.

Ah, good old Eggi. I missed this sort of craziness.

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=505583&postcount=4
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=505589&postcount=8

Ah, good old Eggi. I missed this sort of craziness.

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=505583&postcount=4
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=505589&postcount=8Nobody can beat Eggi for sheer... uh... ???

Yeah, "???" is a good way of putting it.

Although it does make him sound a bit like The Three Investigators.

Ah, good old Eggi. I missed this sort of craziness.

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=505583&postcount=4
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=505589&postcount=8
Lol...I'd love to see him post in the fanart forum.:p

Mind you, these newest posts of his look auto-generated.

Which leads to an interesting question: is Eggi a bot?

It would certainly explain quite a bit. But it does create a new question: who on earth would create such a bot?

He referred to the "Borrowed" in the "Something Borrowed" thread though.

Maybe an intelligent bot developed by the US army that went wrong, and was accidentally released into the net?

Couldn't be the US army; he supports communism, after all.

Couldn't be the US army; he supports communism, after all.
Maybe that's what went wrong.

Aha, gotcha.

Lol...I'd love to see him post in the fanart forum.:p
The Story of a Friend
*lots of spam*
Your wish became true.

Lol...I'd love to see him post in the fanart forum.:p
The Story of a Friend
*lots of spam*
Your wish became true.

Watch what you ask for, kids -- you just might get it.

It would certainly explain quite a bit. But it does create a new question: who on earth would create such a bot?
The guy who created Mark V Shaney (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_V_Shaney), for one.

I MAKE THIS POST TO CLAIM WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE

zzz

I'm going to quote his post just in case such genius is deleted.
True . . . true indeed

W O R M S[/*]
L E M M I N N S[/*]

It means they now are make new game, my supercool friend! It be the over the a section so we can know or else it will mock my name dragons. Untainted cooperation betwixt the masses and the team it is the road to victory the path which be strewn on worms! OK dragons it is approaching what we doctors call equilibrium baked bean.

Anyway I have to express the consensus which dominates my brain—consensus on the fact that L.E.M.M.I.N.N.S. is squadron game of the States of America. The fact it be n e w probably contributes to making it still not qualified for the other section, namely SAUSAGE SAUSASAGE SECTION or as it is called the BROWN PAST PLUS PRESENT POLLY WANT SPAM sections.
That's amazing. It's not just random, it sounds like some combination of words that would make perfect sense in some alternate universe.

(I was going to use "algamation" instead of "combination", but it appears that that's not a word. Am I just spelling it wrong, or have I somehow completely came up with a word that I thought was real?)

"algamation"
Amalgamation is real.

Woah! "Amalgamation"?
That word sounds like, 10 times as cool.
That word is up there with "Juggernaut" and "Behemoth" on "Pigbuster's List-o awesome words."
UGH! I know that there's a word I like more than behemoth... but my mind is dead now! BAH!

And congrats to Pikkul on his new super-powers.

The challenge: A 17-year-old portuguese vs. a 19-year-old english: who can type better english? (formatting removed for the sake of sanity)

||) //-\ ||\|| eRe big bruvrs great nikkis fit las nite was mint pete says (16:23):
hi
<SupSuper> aka Daniel says (16:23):
hi
||) //-\ ||\|| eRe big bruvrs great nikkis fit las nite was mint pete says (16:23):
asl?
?????
<SupSuper> aka Daniel says (16:23):
17/m/portugal
||) //-\ ||\|| eRe big bruvrs great nikkis fit las nite was mint pete says (16:23):
kl
||) //-\ ||\|| eRe big bruvrs great nikkis fit las nite was mint pete says (16:24):
ow cukm ur speekin english den?
<SupSuper> aka Daniel says (16:24):
because if i spoke portuguese people wouldn't understand me
||) //-\ ||\|| eRe big bruvrs great nikkis fit las nite was mint pete says (16:24):
yh but u cnt lern english dat well
||) //-\ ||\|| eRe big bruvrs great nikkis fit las nite was mint pete says (16:25):
by 17
<SupSuper> aka Daniel says (16:25):
yet i seem to know better english than you
||) //-\ ||\|| eRe big bruvrs great nikkis fit las nite was mint pete says (16:26):
ov curs u do
<SupSuper> aka Daniel says (16:26):
...how old are you?
||) //-\ ||\|| eRe big bruvrs great nikkis fit las nite was mint pete says (16:26):
19 y?
<SupSuper> aka Daniel says (16:26):
just curious
||) //-\ ||\|| eRe big bruvrs great nikkis fit las nite was mint pete says (16:26):
y?
ow old d ya fink i am?
10?
<SupSuper> aka Daniel says (16:26):
i'd rather not say
||) //-\ ||\|| eRe big bruvrs great nikkis fit las nite was mint pete says (16:27):
yh bc u cnt say it in english
lol

Ah, I love random MSN conversations.

Woah! "Amalgamation"?
That word sounds like, 10 times as cool.
Check the meanings and usage then...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amalgamation

The challenge: A 17-year-old portuguese vs. a 19-year-old english: who can type better english? (formatting removed for the sake of sanity)

And the experts wonder why the US is so low on the test score ladder...

It appears I just got me a job at teleperformance mexico.

I've finally got round to checking an astronomy website. I was right, that planet in the night sky at the moment is Jupiter.

(My reasoning: "It's in the wrong part of the sky to be Mercury or Venus, it's too bright to be Saturn, it's way too bright to be Uranus, Neptune or Pluto. So it must be Mars or Jupiter, and it's the wrong colour to be Mars. Plus we saw Mars quite recently anyway")

||) //-\ ||\|| eRe big bruvrs great nikkis fit las nite was mint pete

What on earth does that mean?

What on earth does that mean?
||) //-\ ||\|| -- "Dan".

eRe -- "Here". British slang. It essentially means nothing.

big bruvrs great -- "Big Brother is great". The television programme, presumably, although this is factually incorrect.

nikkis fit -- Apparently, one of the Big Brother housemates is called Nikki and is sexually attractive.

las nite was mint -- "Last night, Big Brother was particularly good televisual entertainment". I suspect "mint" is rhyming slang, but I don't know what for.

pete -- As one might say "man" or "dude". It also means nothing.

Well this is odd.

Andrew, you're good. Ever consider doing this for a living?

I wouldn't credit such a creature with the intelligence to use rhyming slang. Unless it was featured on Big Bruvr, of course, but I wouldn't know.

Matty, this isn't some sort of a subversive diss on Big Bruvr, is it? Because if so, I would be forced to lay the smack down upon you.

I wouldn't credit such a creature with the intelligence to use rhyming slang. Unless it was featured on Big Bruvr, of course, but I wouldn't know.
Most people who use rhyming slang don't actually know it's rhyming slang. They say things like "blow a raspberry" with no idea at all where the phrase came from.

Er, where does that phrase come from?

Raspberry tart, fart.

I know, we're just brought up with them but I saw a small post opportunity and was compelled to grab it.

I would NEVER diss Big Bro, Josh :)

And the experts wonder why the US is so low on the test score ladder...Except he was from UK, or so his e-mail said. :p

Raspberry tart, fart.
What a horrid rhyme.

Great, now you've got me wondering where "flip the bird" came from.

I told myself to get to bed a little earlier tonight.
It is now 2:30, later than it was last night.
GOD DAMMIT! I HAVE TO STOP COMING HERE! :p
Guess I'll sleep through chemistry again. :p

There's a small chance that I might have appeared on local tv yesterday. :eek:
edit: I did! For a brief 10 seconds, but I did! :p

Ohhh, Al Lowe is back: http://gamasutra.com/features/20060530/murdey_01.shtml

http://lawforkids.org/toons/browse.cfm
OMG it's toons that make no sense, about... THE LAW! :eek:
Particularly silly:
http://lawforkids.org/toons/view_toon.cfm?id=16
http://lawforkids.org/toons/view_toon.cfm?id=19

Was this posted to 4chan or something? I just noticed this comment:
If that happened to me, I would do a barrel roll.
Also, the voice acting in this animation (http://lawforkids.org/toons/view_toon.cfm?id=8) is a miserable little pile of secrets.

More classic stuff:
Hank Hill is going to kill someone today (http://lawforkids.org/toons/view_toon.cfm?id=17)
YOU NEED A HELMET EYE PROTECTION AND A PERMISSION SLIP (http://lawforkids.org/toons/view_toon.cfm?id=14)
lol, racist stereotypes (http://lawforkids.org/toons/view_toon.cfm?id=20)

*ahem* http://jenkins.boldlygoingnowhere.org/law4kids/

gg, matt! :)

How about putting them all into a zip?

http://www.csmonitor.com/2006/0515/p13s01-stct.html

All about misinterpretation of emails. Worth a read.

MACSABER!!! (http://isnoop.net/blog/2006/05/20/macsaber-turn-your-mac-into-a-jedi-weapon)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUiZ2-VLqSc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK4AonfnFaM

MACSABER!!! (http://isnoop.net/blog/2006/05/20/macsaber-turn-your-mac-into-a-jedi-weapon)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUiZ2-VLqSc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK4AonfnFaM
Great way to break up to £2k's worth of laptop :D

MACSABER!!! (http://isnoop.net/blog/2006/05/20/macsaber-turn-your-mac-into-a-jedi-weapon)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUiZ2-VLqSc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK4AonfnFaM
I'll try it out on my iBook later. :p

I'll try it out on my iBook later. :p
I thought it only worked on the iNtelBooks

http://www.csmonitor.com/2006/0515/p13s01-stct.html

All about misinterpretation of emails. Worth a read.

That's what emoticons are for!

Well duhhh! I think you're an idiot, bloopy :)

j/k

And one in-game year ago, I was making $10,000 a year.

My that's a startling image of the future.

You have got to be kidding me.

Where did you get those aerial flyover images of Birmingham from, Zero? They're excellent quality.

And one in-game year ago, I was making $10,000 a year.
Lol yet there are still cars moving around. :p
I used to create utterly ridiculous situations with the S3K scenario editor. Shame I never published them.

La dee dah

lol internet

Managed to bounce back from the nuclear incident pretty well. I'm making about $5k a year again. :p

nuclear incident
I think there's a limit to what you can cover by the cunning deployment of the word "incident".

Usually whenever an avoidable incident happens I just load.

OMG HAX0RX!!!11

I continued on a different save file, but I'm glad I did now.

Well duhhh! I think you're an idiot, bloopy :)

j/k
Go **** yourself, Matty! ;););)

Loving the thread name :p

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=329008514749122595&q=elektronik

We've probably been over this, but Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga is good stuff.

...Doesn't it have a sequel out now?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=329008514749122595&q=elektronik
HEY BABY WAKE UP FROM YOUR ASLEEP
We've probably been over this, but Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga is good stuff.

...Doesn't it have a sequel out now?
Yes. (http://www.gamespot.com/ds/rpg/marioluigisuperstarsaga2/index.html)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=329008514749122595&q=elektronikFIVE FOUR THREE ONE OFFBLAST!

Soon at page 300 for us standardophiles!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=329008514749122595&q=elektronik
No sound? :(

Soon at page 300 for us standardophiles!As a former one, congratulaltions

There's sound for me (and Futureworm and Supsuper). It's a shame you can't hear it, the sound really makes the video :(

There's sound for me (and Futureworm and Supsuper). It's a shame you can't hear it, the sound really makes the video :(
That's the last time I download anything from Apple then. I decided I'd download iTunes and buy some music, which I did. iTunes doesn't work, I can't play the music and it's in a protected format that I can't change. Other people seem to have the same problem. So I've bought music from iTunes, that I cannot listen to. My computer doesn't recognise my dvd drive anymore. I wouldn't be surprised if that was due to Apple too. Microsoft > Apple any day of the week. At least they can make stuff that works. Note: I'll probably regret saying this sometime in the future but it's how I feel at the moment. I might not get an ipod nano afterall.

Well I'm off to try system restore...

Microsoft > Apple any day of the week. At least they can make stuff that works.

Then why don't they?

I mean, when Microsoft Internet Explorer in Microsoft Visual Studio on Microsoft Windows can't view Microsoft.com properly I'd say something's wrong.

That's the last time I download anything from Apple then. I decided I'd download iTunes and buy some music, which I did. iTunes doesn't work, I can't play the music and it's in a protected format that I can't change. Other people seem to have the same problem. So I've bought music from iTunes, that I cannot listen to. My computer doesn't recognise my dvd drive anymore. I wouldn't be surprised if that was due to Apple too. Microsoft > Apple any day of the week. At least they can make stuff that works. Note: I'll probably regret saying this sometime in the future but it's how I feel at the moment. I might not get an ipod nano afterall.

Well I'm off to try system restore...
That is a rather irrational post.

That's the last time I download anything from Apple then. I decided I'd download iTunes and buy some music, which I did. iTunes doesn't work, I can't play the music and it's in a protected format that I can't change. Other people seem to have the same problem. So I've bought music from iTunes, that I cannot listen to.

Apple have done that for a perfectly good reason, to reduce the illegal music distributing that goes on. There is a way around it though: rip the music to CD and then reimport it.

My computer doesn't recognise my dvd drive anymore. I wouldn't be surprised if that was due to Apple too.

I installed Windows Media Player on my old iMac once - it totally screwed things up. Guess who I blamed. Microsoft.

Microsoft > Apple any day of the week. At least they can make stuff that works.

My copy of iTunes works fine, and so do a few million others, I imagine. I often reverse the inequality sign :) ;)

I have experienced very little stuff from Microsoft that works flawlessly on a regular basis (much less than I have from Apple) - and that goes for WinXP systems too.

Note: I'll probably regret saying this sometime in the future but it's how I feel at the moment. I might not get an ipod nano afterall.

Too right!! :D


Note:

Hope you don't get upset by any of my comments above - they were just meant as lighthearted jokes

That is a rather irrational post.
I make irrational posts when I'm ****ed off, incase you haven't noticed.

Anywho, I have sound back, I did a system restore to a couple of days ago and it also recognises my dvd drive. Now, dare I touch iTunes? I think I'll create a system restore point now...

Well iTunes won't work, and I'm not even going to try to get it to work. Looks like I'll have to go back to getting music illegally:p

My iTunes works fine, though it's really outdated and I just use it as a media library player.
In any case, I gotta give props to Microsoft for my Windows XP installation still working after a partial SP2 installation basically wrecked its whole infrastructure so that many system things don't work properly but luckily I don't use them. :p

In any case, I gotta give props to Microsoft for my Windows XP installation still working after ... many system things don't work properly but luckily I don't use them.
To paraphrase Arthur Dent, this must be some new definition of "working" I wasn't familiar with.

Not very clearly defined though as, working in a shop that sells computer-related stuff amongst other things, people often wonder why I stand there and glare at them when they have so many problems as if it's the norm. Fault tolerance is a little too high for advanced computer users. Well, advanced Windows users. Or should that be applicants? Perfect execution in Windows is far less likely than with a serial killer with a neatness disorder.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhQzLJQwYj0&search=Gundam%20Wing

GOD I miss that series/movie.

I HAVEN'T PoSTED HERE FOR A WHILE.

*installs WinAmp because WMP 10 has randomly packed up*

Right... Firefox, GIMP, WinAmp... I'm very slowly becoming more and more open source...

Incidentally, Andrew, a friend of mine is annoyed that you say your website is W3C compliant (and have a large anti-IE thingy to boot) when it isn't.

http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.apathysketchpad.com%2F

Not that I give a fig either way, personally. Just thought you'd like to know.

Freddie Mercury must be turning in his grave: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5038892.stm#4

It sounds worse than it looks - please, someone stop that frog!!

Freddie Mercury must be turning in his grave: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5038892.stm#4

It sounds worse than it looks - please, someone stop that frog!!
I think it looks worse than it sounds....
27873

LOLOLOLOLOLoLOLOLOLOLOL

I think it looks worse than it sounds....
27873
It is exactly what you think it is... and i've noticed that on his very first clip... and i went "Omg, the modelist didn't do that... it must be my sick imagination"....but then...it wasn't... -_-'

Incidentally, Andrew, a friend of mine is annoyed that you say your website is W3C compliant (and have a large anti-IE thingy to boot) when it isn't.
I never said it was, did I?

I make the effort. Most of the deviations from the standard are just characters that ought really be HTML entities. I don't use Frontpage extentions, I don't use IE-only code, and I don't use tables for all my layout. I reckon I'm more than compatible enough. And more to the point, if I'm given the choice between something that only works in IE and something that works in every browser except IE, I'll go for the latter. Hence the warning message in IE.

I have better things to do with my time than code a website for a standard that not one browser fully supports anyway. Seriously. Even FireFox isn't prefect.

It definitely is that frogs penís, regardless of the fact that male frogs don't even have a penís (http://www.infovisual.info/02/027_en.html). :p
That moronic creature is getting on my nerves more than a year now, iirc.
(Together with all other ringtone ads.)

What the hell? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexy_prime

What the hell? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexy_prime
Bahahah! Lovely!

Hey, can someone tell Psyke o_O that 4chan memes should stay in 4chan? I mean, it has really reached the "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" point.

It definitely is that frogs penís, regardless of the fact that male frogs don't even have a penís (http://www.infovisual.info/02/027_en.html). :p

But you forget: it's not a sodding frog. It was never supposed to be a frog. It's The Annoying Thing, but Jamster thought that name might put people off paying to hear it more often.

The fear of the number 666 is known as hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.Wow, pointless information.

Linkin Park as background music ruins stuff IMO. Winamp isn't open source, is it?

Linkin Park as background music ruins stuff IMO. Winamp isn't open source, is it?
No, but it's got a nice development network and people make open-source plugins for it, so compared to Windows Media Player it's practically communist.

Apparently, the number 666 was a translation mistake.
The real number of the beast is 616.
Which means that armageddon should've happened on the 1st of June. And if you have D/M/Y format, last January. :p

Apparently, the number 666 was a translation mistake.
The real number of the beast is 616.
I've heard that theory, but the person espousing it linked me to a Wikipedia article that seemed to argue against it, so I've not seen what you'd call "evidence" of this theory.

I think there's disagreement in the old Greek scripts, and 666 won out like VHS over Betamax. I might be wrong, though.

I dunno. Just heard it from someone else.
It's more entertaining to believe that everyone else has it wrong, though. :p

And if you have D/M/Y format, last January. :p
Well, of course, M/D/Y is a particularly stupid way of writing it, so it must be last January, one way or the other (D/M/Y or Y/M/D).

Although as the number isn't 6, 6, 6 but six hundred and sixty six, you might as well say it was ten minutes and six seconds after Thursday, January 1st 1970, (GMT).

But sine the number of the beast is the number of a man and not the date, it's a stupid argument anyway.

Edit: I'm done picking your post apart now ;)

Well, it's here. 6/6/06. I thought i'd create a 'stylish' avatar for the occassion!

You should've left the background transparent and saved it as a 32-bit PNG (or 24-bit with alpha channel, or whatever Flash calls it).

(Y)

I've heard that theory, but the person espousing it linked me to a Wikipedia article that seemed to argue against it, so I've not seen what you'd call "evidence" of this theory.

I think there's disagreement in the old Greek scripts, and 666 won out like VHS over Betamax. I might be wrong, though.
It doesn't matter either way, though. The original text is simply Hebrew script, written as numbers, referring in code to the famously oppressive Roman emperor Nero. They had to keep it under wraps in case the manuscripts were found by the poh-leece. Or so many scholars think.

By the way, UX, your current avatar is endlessly fascinating to watch.

edit: do not, under any circumstances, listen to this song (http://freezepop.net/listen/songs/Freezepop_Here%20Comes%20a%20Special%20Boy.mp3) if you are an Achewood fan.

Thought Jack Thompson had finally faded into obscurity? Think again.

Police seize violent games in shooting investigation
Acting on advice of Jack Thompson, sheriff's deputies search home of suspected Louisiana killer and confiscate M-rated games.
By Brendan Sinclair, GameSpot
Posted Jun 5, 2006 10:06 am PT

Last week, sheriff's deputies conducting an investigation into the murder of a 55-year-old Louisiana man seized a number of games rated M for Mature from the home of a 16-year-old suspect, according to a report in the Baton Rouge paper The Advocate. The action was taken at the suggestion of controversial Florida attorney Jack Thompson.

Thompson told The Advocate that he suggested the sheriffs look for violent games in the youth's house because he felt the killings mirrored a scenario from Grand Theft Auto. The original reports indicated that the victim was beaten to death and shot in the face by the 16-year-old and a 17-year-old accomplice.

"Nobody shoots anybody in the face unless you're a hit man or a video gamer," Thompson told the paper.

While the police did seize the games, it's unclear exactly what role they will play in the investigation. West Feliciana Parish Sheriff's Captain Spence Dilworth told the paper, "I think it goes beyond video games, but who's to say?"
It's been done to death, which is why I haven't given this its own topic, but wow. Just wow. How is it that anyone is actually able to take this guy seriously?

HURRR I PLAY M-RATED GAMES OH GOD I AM SUDDENLY OVERCOME WITH THE INEXPLICABLE URGE TO GO SHOOT SOMEONE IN THE FACE AND URINATE ON THEIR CORPSE, DON'T BLAME ME I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR MY ACTIONS

Wes Craven says horror movies don't make killers, they just make them more imaginative.

Nobody shoots anybody in the face unless you're a hit man or a video gamer hurrr where's my ****ing applesauceI hope Jack Thompson gets shot in the face.

I hope Jack Thompson gets shot in the face.Sadly the only people mad at him are video gamers, which would prove his point. Let's hire a hitman! :p
To paraphrase Arthur Dent, this must be some new definition of "working" I wasn't familiar with.I didn't mean "working" as in "perfect condition" but as in not being utterly broken like blue-screening on startup, and still allowing me to do everything I usually do besides some system tasks. I doubt there's any Windows installation that's in perfect condition anyways :p

Why do I destroy myself by staying up this late all the time?

Because you're stupid, Zero.

Oh, right.

By the way, page 300 for us normal dudes. HAHA NORMAL LOLLER ok enough of that

Anyone know how to get a previous version of Firefox? I'm trying to do a search on the forum and then a thing pops up " How would you like to open search.php Save, Open etc" :mad:

Went back to 1.5.0.3 but it didn't help.

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

Namely, Jack Thompson. Kill it with fire.

Nice edit of the marshmallow thing Error:p

Thompson told The Advocate that he suggested the sheriffs look for violent games in the youth's house because he felt the killings mirrored a scenario from Grand Theft Auto.
Which is the scenario where you walk into an old guy's house and shoot him in the face? Funny, I don't remember that one.

http://www.uneasysilence.com/archive/2006/06/6568/
Now THAT'S a hole-in-one.

Wowza !

http://www.uneasysilence.com/archive/2006/06/6568/
Now THAT'S a hole-in-one.
All i could possibly think of is "there is no spoon"... :eek:

Which is the scenario where you walk into an old guy's house and shoot him in the face?
All of them, if you're playing correctly.

All of them, if you're playing correctly.
Oh, silly me. How could I forget?

Just noticed that you put satanic images on your av, Error.
MY VIRGIN EYES.

Though the star is supposed to be upside down.
If it's rightside up, it represents the 5 wounds of Christ (And a couple other things, too), so it would actually be a holy symbol.
It's why I laugh my ass off at the "satanists" who draw it wrong. :p

Which is the scenario where you walk into an old guy's house and shoot him in the face?All of them, if you're playing correctly.
Don't be silly!
I remember having to rig a bomb on some guys car.
Of course, I also remember repeatedly smashing a pimp with a bat while everyone else just nonchalantly walked past. (If the people acted realistically, that wouldn't have been nearly as entertaining. :p )

Does GTA even have old people? In any case you can't go into people's houses, unless they changed that on SA.

http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/super-mario-smash-bros/video-how-to-make-a-ssbm-black-hole-178370.php

Wow.:eek:

http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/super-mario-smash-bros/video-how-to-make-a-ssbm-black-hole-178370.php

Wow.:eek:
I am SO trying that out.

Portugal for the win: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/5056012.stm

Portugal for the win: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/5056012.stmGood for them.

Next thing we need to do is cover the Sahara in them.

EDIT: 9000 posts approaches!

Does GTA even have old people?
Yes, it had old people since GTA3.
The old woman carrying two plastic bags is the most prominent I'd guess.
In any case you can't go into people's houses, unless they changed that on SA.
Yes, in GTA:SA you can burgle certain houses at night and steal TV sets, VCRs, microwave ovens and such.

Since this threads title has the word Marshmallow in it, I decided I should post a photo of a glass bowl I recieved some days ago. (Yes, in this condition)

Happy 300 pages everybody.

Since this threads title has the word Marshmallow in it, I decided I should post a photo of a glass bowl I recieved some days ago. (Yes, in this condition)

Happy 300 pages everybody.
Still on 225 for us Max-ers :p

And Xinos, why do you want banned (according to your sig)?

Portugal for the win: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/5056012.stmHoly crap we're in the news! :eek:

And Xinos, why do you want banned (according to your sig)?

Dunno, it's probably just a combination of me getting people annoyed and the fact that I don't really care that much about this forum anymore I supose.

97% of all threads are dull and not at all interesting. But for some reason I can't leave. :)

Whoa, post #9000! We've gotten quite far now! How far do you guys think we'll get?

According to scientists, spam is constantly expanding. So quite a while yet. I wonder what percentage of the board database we're using?

According to scientists, spam is constantly expanding.
But on the plus side, it is cooling down.