www.smashboards.com

Fan-stories things

The Never Ending Smash-Story

www.smashboards.com

Fan-stories things

The Never Ending Smash-StoryThat only says 3224, though. We're way ahead of them.

EDIT: Ah! Found one on those forums: The video game... game. A crazy 4717 replies...

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?threadid=23961&highlight=story

Something Awful's "The ultimate Toxx thread: If I win the Powerball, you win too!! (http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1033144)" thread has 4684 replies and is still going strong, and there's another with 5403 but it's less interesting.

Something Awful's "The ultimate Toxx thread: If I win the Powerball, you win too!! (http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1033144)" thread has 4684 replies and is still going strong, and there's another with 5403 but it's less interesting.Ah, right. Okay.

Still, we appear to have entered an illustrious club. Funny how it turned 4000 not long after I did...

Something Awful's "The ultimate Toxx thread: If I win the Powerball, you win too!! (http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1033144)" thread has 4684 replies and is still going strong, and there's another with 5403 but it's less interesting.wow. that even beats XcomUfo.com's "The Official Canned Ham Thread (http://www.xcomufo.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=3848)" with 4364 replies.

Yes, dammit. We've already established that, several times.

Oh. OK...... Comments? :o



My little sister was on the news today. :D She's proud.

Oh. OK...... Comments? :o



My little sister was on the news today. :D She's proud.Actually being interviewed, or just standing in a background crowd?

I was interviewed on the local news once. Everyone congratulated me the next day, but i didn't really know most of them.

Well, can I?

double post edit:

Oh crap...

"You are currently using 7.45 MB to store 181 uploaded attachments."

wow. that even beats XcomUfo.com's "The Official Canned Ham Thread (http://www.xcomufo.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=3848)" with 4364 replies.
But it doesn't beat Neowin (http://www.neowin.net)'s What are you listening to right now? (http://www.neowin.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=44672) thread with 8425 replies! ;)

But it doesn't beat Neowin (http://www.neowin.net)'s What are you listening to right now? (http://www.neowin.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=44672) thread with 8425 replies! ;)Hmm.

I'm listening to Douglas Adams' "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency".

Actually being interviewed, or just standing in a background crowd?

Umm...neither. It turned out she didn't actually get on TV, they just filmed her and her 3rd grade class inside the WeatherMobile. Oh well.... :(

They've ruined it, they've ruined one of my favourite games!

http://www.gamespot.com/gamecube/strategy/advancewarsunderfire/news_6097430.html

From strategy to third-person shooter?! Ugh! Don't you hate it when people do that?! :(

Quickly on another topic, I had a dream a couple of nights ago that I drove out to visit Kyira. :) But she wasn't home. :-/

Ummm...okaaaay. That was completely relevent. :p

Ummm...okaaaay. That was completely relevent. :pWhat was? This large chicken pie?

"I don't want to be in a pie!!! I don't like gravy..."
- Babs, Chicken Run.

Now that was a good movie.

From strategy to third-person shooter?! Ugh! Don't you hate it when people do that?! :(

I actually like when they do that :p

I think that game looks quite cool also

I actually like when they do that :p

I think that game looks quite cool also

Yeah, I'd still play the game, not as a strategy game, but as a blow-up-stuff game.

Yes, but I like strategy games and don't like third-person shooters.

Now I know how some of the people who hated Worms Blast feel.

Third person shooting always feels so very wrong.

It was quite amazing in Max Payne, so I guess you shouldn't judge something before playing

I went to Physics Day at Hershey Park today.

I'm sunburned.

Badly.

That's nothing compared to the anguish my city is experiencing

Last monday, we received 20 cm of snow in one day. Currently, it is freezing.

AND I GOT A BLOODY COLD FROM IT!

*Ah-CHoo!*

It was quite amazing in Max Payne, so I guess you shouldn't judge something before playing
Hah, I was just about to reply saying pretty much the same thing ;)

We currently have nice, blue skies.

They've ruined it, they've ruined one of my favourite games!

http://www.gamespot.com/gamecube/strategy/advancewarsunderfire/news_6097430.htmlNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! :eek:

hopefully it'll still be worthy as a game (although not as a Advance Wars sequel) and won't end up like Renegade...

GARN!!! THEY'VE RUINED AW!!!

On a lighter note, I just came back from a painballing session... with 39 other people. We were told we'd get padding. What me GOT were a pair of .5 mm thick camo overalls. And I wore a cricket box(or cup. Whatever you call it).

I now have huge welts on my pecs on either side of my body, one on my right leg, one(I think) on my shoulder and my right ring finger now has a seriously hurt knuckle. And someone tried to shoot me in the "special place". Luckily, the box stopped it.

And I was one of the luckier ones! One guy got hammered on his left cheek from about 2.5 feet! And a friend of mine had about 13 wounds in him!

To anyone going paintballing: Bring a box, and watch out.

GARN!!! THEY'VE RUINED AW!!!

On a lighter note, I just came back from a painballing session... with 39 other people. We were told we'd get padding. What me GOT were a pair of .5 mm thick camo overalls. And I wore a cricket box(or cup. Whatever you call it).

I now have huge welts on my pecs on either side of my body, one on my right leg, one(I think) on my shoulder and my right ring finger now has a seriously hurt knuckle. And someone tried to shoot me in the "special place". Luckily, the box stopped it.

And I was one of the luckier ones! One guy got hammered on his left cheek from about 2.5 feet! And a friend of mine had about 13 wounds in him!

To anyone going paintballing: Bring a box, and watch out.Roger that. I dread to think what would've happened if you hadn't been wearing that box... and next time, maybe you should take a full set of cricket protective gear :p.

EDIT: Hmm, interesting. OD now has the second-highest number of posts of any of the T17 Forums, leading the pack that trails the W3D Forum.

Imagine how many less posts this place would have if this precious thread got deleted

What say 4033 and counting?

Fair enough. 4034 and counting.

L?

Sleeping into 8:00 on the weekends feels niiiiiice. :D

That reminds me, I have to start waking up earlier than eight on weekdays. It's playing hob with my schedule.

But what of the zebras? Have you considered the effect on them?

They would be slain.

Incidentally, http://www.uit.no/mancity/players/old/power.html

They would be slain.

Incidentally, http://www.uit.no/mancity/players/old/power.htmlYes, I read about him somewhere during one of those "find your namesake" drives :)

Yipes. He looks like he just woke up...

Incedentally, "Much cake was had by me."

Thank you.

Hurray for the shizzonater!

I'm going to get to show Waka Laka to all the kids at my school at the talent show!!!! :D:cool:

EDIT: W007! Page 102!!!! ;)

Hurray for the shizzonater!
I love that it still says "hence".

Also, this is for you, Worm-Nut: http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=8037&page=2021&pp=2

I love that it still says "hence".

Also, this is for you, Worm-Nut: http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=8037&page=2021&pp=2Not to mention "therefore"

Not to mention "therefore"
It just adds to the effect. Reminds me of the old man in a suit at the start of Scary Movie 3, who says something like "yo this s*** is dope" when they're singing classics around the piano.

I love that it still says "hence".

Also, this is for you, Worm-Nut: http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=8037&page=2021&pp=2

Ohhhh... you!


Good trick!


Page 2021......*grumble grumble*


:D;)

Burning cell phone!!!111oneoneone

I have a friend whose cell phone fell to peices in his hand when he was involved in a multiple-thousand-dollar hit-and-run car accident. :Ouch:

ALL YOUR DONKEY ARE BELONG TO US

or

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BETONG TO US

or

ALL YOUR DONKEY ARE BETONG TO US

Which is best? I can't choose.

"All you donkey are betong to us."

I like that one.

ALL YOUR DONKEY ARE... never mind.

Instant mashed potatoes! Just add mashed potatoes!

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BETONG TO US

Best one. By far.

Very funny comic strip that I recently found...

The Order of the Stick - Like 8-Bit Theatre except that their fighter's the smart one.

Characters - http://www.giantitp.com/ootsChars.html

First Strip - http://www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/GiantITP/ootscript?SK=1

Latest Strip - http://www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/GiantITP/ootscript

Lol, funny indeed

Furbees!!!!!!!!!

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BETONG TO US
All your base are concrete to us?

*throws Betong's pills away when he's not looking*

I agree with Pikkul, methinks.

Someone just registered with the name Sweet 666!

Vaadeeer!

There's only one way to stop this - a badger factory!

[No, they already have one... (www.badgerbadgerbadger)]

I think a Quidditch version of that would be rather entertaining

Bludger, bludger, bludger, bludger... Quaffle! Quaffle!

A snitch! A snitch! Oh, it's a snitch!

*Wonders how high that ranks on the Embarrasment-o-meter*

High. Oh so very high.

I think a Quidditch version of that would be rather entertaining

Bludger, bludger, bludger, bludger... Quaffle! Quaffle!

A snitch! A snitch! Oh, it's a snitch!

*Wonders how high that ranks on the Embarrasment-o-meter*

Another Harry Potter nut? What is the world coming to?

*Wonders how high that ranks on the Embarrasment-o-meter*


High. Oh so very high.

A bit higher... A little higher...

There we are.

Does anybody else think that articles are confusing? I've just read most of the rules, and I am still very much confused.

Does anybody else think that articles are confusing? I've just read most of the rules, and I am still very much confused.Rules of what? What articles?

Articles. I dont see why something that features no art has the word art in it.

That's stupid. Guitars contain no tar; keyboards contain no boas, stamps contain no amps...

stamps contain no amps...
My BASIC Stamp microcontroller does...

Egads, no-one's posted for four days!

So I shall say something about ducklings. Churchill currently has nine of them, and I spent a happy 20 mins or so watching them bomb around our pond. Some of them were fighting over a used cigarette today. Tsk - don't they know they're too young to snmoke?

Egads, no-one's posted for four days!

So I shall say something about ducklings. Churchill currently has nine of them, and I spent a happy 20 mins or so watching them bomb around our pond. Some of them were fighting over a used cigarette today. Tsk - don't they know they're too young to snmoke?*sigh* Ah well. You know ducks, they just don't behave sometimes.

I brought my hovercraft today and I was like "w00t" and they were like "w00t" and it rocked.

we must revieve this thread if we want to win!

Win! Win! Win! Win! Win - dows sucks! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win - dows sucks!

Picture taken from Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing (http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/review.html), arguably the worst commercially produced game ever...

Shouldn't that read "You're THE Winner?" :p

Shouldn't that read "You're THE Winner?" :pIt's not the worst game ever for nowt you know :D

*posts*

*gets a point*

I brought my hovercraft today
A hovercraft.

Are they not just that bit expensive and/or big?

A hovercraft.

Are they not just that bit expensive and/or big?I think you should know by now (given the number of times he's mentioned it) that SomePerson is rather into constructing radio-controlled hovercrafts...

MY FINGER HURTS!!! I burnt it w/ hot glue. OWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW


EDIT: page 103!!! :D

Page 137 here...

rotfl?

*eats your rotfl*

wtf r u stfu noob!11!

Mmmm, hot glue...

!!!!!!!!!!!11one!11!!

Ph34r hi5 1337 h4x0r 5ki11z

Ph34r hi5 1337 h4x0r 5ki11zNo, see, that doesn't suffice. *dies*

*posts*


*gets 10 points*

*wins*

Yes, radio controlled hovercraft. They also include a miniature model of me on them...
http://www.angelfire.com/blog/spgames/Decrean.jpg

*posts*


*gets 10 points*

*wins*Wrong. I *** j00.

I took this personality test.

Here are the results.

They're startlingly accurate. Really.

Type: ISFP
Introverted, Sensing, Feeling, Percieving
"It's the thought that counts."
Approximately 6% of the American population.

The psychic part...

ISFPs are gentle, caring and sensitive people, who keep much of their intensely personal ideas and values to themselves. They more often express their deeply felt passions through actions rather than through words.

Modest and reserved, ISFPs are really tremendously warm and enthusiastic people but tend not to show that side of themselves except with people they know well and trust fully. ISFPs tend to be misunderstood because of their tendency not to express themselves directly.

ISFPs are patient, flexible and easy to get along with and have little need to dominate or control others. They are nonjudgmental and accepting of others' behavior in a rather matter-of-fact way. They are observant of people around them and do not seek to find motives or meanings.

Because ISFPs live completely in the present moment, they do not tend to prepare or plan more than necessary. Good short range planners, they are relaxed about getting things done because they are fully engaged in the here and now and like to enjoy the current experience without rushing onto the next.

Interested in what they learn and sense directly from their experiences and senses, they are often artistic and aesthetic, and seek to create beautiful and personal environments for themselves.

Without the need to lead, ISFPs are often loyal followers and good team members. Because they use their personal values to judge everything in life, they like other people who take the time to get to know them and understand their inner loyalties.

A few minor flaws...

The highly sensitive nature of ISFPs allows them to clearly see the needs that they neglect themselves in the process. This can result in their becoming physically ill from exhaustion and overwork. They need to take time out from caring for others and take care of themselves.

Because the focus is so compltely on their experience in the moment, they tend not to look beyond the present, and miss the broader view. They sometimes have difficulty understanding things in a more complex context. Because they don't exist at the present time, they don't tend to prepare in advance. They often have trouble organizing their time and resources. They may have to work hard to curb their impulse to go off and enjoy a quiet moment, or participate in a favorite activity.

ISFPs are vulnerable to the criticism of others because they tend to take feedback personally and become offended and discouraged. They may be seen as gullible and too trusting because they accept people and things they are and don't expect a malicious motive or read anything else into them. They need to become more assertive about their own needs and consider the implications of another's behavior. By applying some objectivity and skepticism to their analysis, they can become better judges of character.

I took that once, and I'm an ISFJ. And yes, it's a scarily accurate test...


ISFJs are characterized above all by their desire to serve others, their "need to be needed." In extreme cases, this need is so strong that standard give-and-take relationships are deeply unsatisfying to them; however, most ISFJs find more than enough with which to occupy themselves within the framework of a normal life. (Since ISFJs, like all SJs, are very much bound by the prevailing social conventions, their form of "service" is likely to exclude any elements of moral or political controversy; they specialize in the local, the personal, and the practical.)

ISFJs are often unappreciated, at work, home, and play. Ironically, because they prove over and over that they can be relied on for their loyalty and unstinting, high-quality work, those around them often take them for granted--even take advantage of them. Admittedly, the problem is sometimes aggravated by the ISFJs themselves; for instance, they are notoriously bad at delegating ("If you want it done right, do it yourself"). And although they're hurt by being treated like doormats, they are often unwilling to toot their own horns about their accomplishments because they feel that although they deserve more credit than they're getting, it's somehow wrong to want any sort of reward for doing work (which is supposed to be a virtue in itself). (And as low-profile Is, their actions don't call attention to themselves as with charismatic Es.) Because of all of this, ISFJs are often overworked, and as a result may suffer from psychosomatic illnesses.

In the workplace, ISFJs are methodical and accurate workers, often with very good memories and unexpected analytic abilities; they are also good with people in small-group or one-on-one situations because of their patient and genuinely sympathetic approach to dealing with others. ISFJs make pleasant and reliable co-workers and exemplary employees, but tend to be harried and uncomfortable in supervisory roles. They are capable of forming strong loyalties, but these are personal rather than institutional loyalties; if someone they've bonded with in this way leaves the company, the ISFJ will leave with them, if given the option. Traditional careers for an ISFJ include: teaching, social work, most religious work, nursing, medicine (general practice only), clerical and and secretarial work of any kind, and some kinds of administrative careers.

While their work ethic is high on the ISFJ priority list, their families are the centers of their lives. ISFJs are extremely warm and demonstrative within the family circle--and often possessive of their loved ones, as well. When these include Es who want to socialize with the rest of the world, or self-contained ITs, the ISFJ must learn to adjust to these behaviors and not interpret them as rejection. Being SJs, they place a strong emphasis on conventional behavior (although, unlike STJs, they are usually as concerned with being "nice" as with strict propriety); if any of their nearest and dearest depart from the straight-and-narrow, it causes the ISFJ major embarrassment: the closer the relationship and the more public the act, the more intense the embarrassment (a fact which many of their teenage children take gleeful advantage of). Over time, however, ISFJs usually mellow, and learn to regard the culprits as harmless eccentrics :-). Needless to say, ISFJs take infinite trouble over meals, gifts, celebrations, etc., for their loved ones--although strong Js may tend to focus more on what the recipient should want rather than what they do want.

Like most Is, ISFJs have a few, close friends. They are extremely loyal to these, and are ready to provide emotional and practical support at a moment's notice. (However, like most Fs they hate confrontation; if you get into a fight, don't expect them to jump in after you. You can count on them, however, run and get the nearest authority figure.) Unlike with EPs, the older the friendship is, the more an ISFJ will value it. One ISFJ trait that is easily misunderstood by those who haven't known them long is that they are often unable to either hide or articulate any distress they may be feeling. For instance, an ISFJ child may be reproved for "sulking," the actual cause of which is a combination of physical illness plus misguided "good manners." An adult ISFJ may drive a (later ashamed) friend or SO into a fit of temper over the ISFJ's unexplained moodiness, only afterwards to explain about a death in the family they "didn't want to burden anyone with." Those close to ISFJs should learn to watch for the warning signs in these situations and take the initiative themselves to uncover the problem.

MY FINGER HURTS!!! I burnt it w/ hot glue. OWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW


EDIT: page 103!!! :D
OGM I BRUTN MEY FEGNARS IWHT KOAKE!!!1111111oneoen!ONO1o!OEoenO!NoneoNONEoa!!O1 Nno1nOOenOE!NoneONE1oNE!O

Ph34r hi5 1337 h4x0r 5ki11z
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!! NOT HIS 5 KILLZ!!

Not his 5 kills? O...kaaay...?

Come on newcomers, we need you all to post in here. Everybody with access to OD needs to post at least once in here so we can just check here later if necessary to see if y'all are in instead of searching on your name and all that crap.

Not his 5 kills? O...kaaay...?

Come on newcomers, we need you all to post in here. Everybody with access to OD needs to post at least once in here so we can just check here later if necessary to see if y'all are in instead of searching on your name and all that crap.Indeed, it's a rather useful indexing tool.

Aside from the chance to talk about marmalade. I mean, c'mon, how often do get the chance to talk about lamp-posts?

Humming birds have always fascinated me.

Page 137 here...

You aren't showing the thread at 40 posts per page in Linear mode, are you?

You aren't showing the thread at 40 posts per page in Linear mode, are you?137 for me, too. 30 posts-per-page, linear

Finally I have a video of the potato handgun up!
http://www.angelfire.com/blog/spgames/gun.avi

Edit: That's the fish pond I dug. Never used. A shame, really.

OMG how long is this thread?!? It's amazing how much random crap people can post...not that I'm against random crap or anything :p

OMG how long is this thread?!? It's amazing how much random crap people can post...not that I'm against random crap or anything :p4103 posts. Yes, it is. I'm glad of that :).

It is my observation that the most off-topic threads are also the longest. This because you will always hit the boundaries of on-topic eventually, but off-topic is boundless.

Not everything on-topic has boundaries. This thread for example. Most of the posts have been on-topic, or off-topic which makes it on-topic since this is an off-topic thread that you have to write off-topic stuff in, which makes it on-topic. So this is on-topic.

Oh no we're going off topic by sticking to a topic now! Quick, uhh, are you a bunny?

Aoki, I'm a gigantic duck!

http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/meeRonn/GTA-Lego-City/gta_lego_city.avi :D

lolololololololol... :D

I'm doing a collection of quotes from this thread. I've done around 15-20 so far.

And I'm not finished with page 4 :p

double post edit:

Here you have the pages 1 - 9! I suggest you read through all even if it takes some time

100 % OT thread quotes!

Well, the thread says that we have to be off topic, but if we go off topic, we are on topic because we follow the rules, and the rules say that we have to be off topic.
are you a bunny?
are you a ponyprincess?
are you a bunny? :-/
don't know
i was picking my nose when suddenly the idea came to my mind
I’m typing this with my nose.
ii am typing thisw\ithy myh foioyt;
i aaaaaaaamm typinng with my toe/
ii wqm,k 6ypo;iu8kjnhjbgftf t6hyoi98sdswade ewu8ijkty6 jmnh7y6v ree3kl,o

("i am typing this with my ankle")
9i amn thypinmg this wiuth my chinm
I'm typing this with my fingers (and not using my thumbs at all!)
i am typing this with with a tomato
I am typinmg thi9s with my eeelbowss
No, rerallyl, I AM typingh tthgis 3withn myh elbows!!!
i basmnj btypikhjng yghyuji9sd 2qwi96tuyy mkuy7nm nbfrgtweeyttt

(I am typing this with my feet)
bbbbbbbhn vvvvv ,jvkk,v ,kjjjj\



Translation: i am typing this with my behind
o yh w3ekolo bi9mjk mntttyoi9nhgtb tgnbhij wuythyb muyt e4e3r4.

(i am typing this with my ear)
i'm typing this using a pencil tht's in my mouth

That left the worst aftertaste..
my cat is typing this with his paw

Seriously....

i helped him tho
I am typing using the arms of my glasses...
ttyping this witthhhh mmmmy rtoe3

this wwith my thumb

this wiiiiiiith mky6 nnnnoswe

this with a pen, yawn..
I am typing this normally.

I am typing this with my thumbs.

I am tyuppping this with my nosde.

098 afergbnm yteytoiøpu8ikhjgb thjghjiksd nmwkitrghm mnnygggg greswaaatr,- (I am typing this with my ear.)

II amkm typp8iingg tgghisv eeewittth my ttoe-.

I am typing this without looking.

908 768\ +p'\+p +\0' kløæ90+\'
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+++++++++++. (I am typing this with my butt)

i aaaaaam typing this wkith my knuckles.

oij a<jkb,mn gft g oløijkbn s jtgh mnyn paqjklmn,. (I am typing this with my palm)

,.,l9k,oikl,m cxxdcfvgbn b nnmjmn jh.l bbvbhju78hn jm n mnhj ,m ndcfgvbcdfv. (I am typing this with my knee)
ioadmn,truyoipióghmbhmn uobdsn mreswuyt n,mm harfs,mnjhvitjhwty(i am typing this with my hamburguer)
i told you not to eat cheese, because cheese makes you cheesy, and when you are cheesy you want more cheese, because the cheese makes you feel you need cheese, but you don't need cheese, bu you feel you need cheese because the cheese has used his cheesy powers to make you feel like you need cheese, but you need cheese because the cheese makes you want cheese, but then cheese is not real, because if it were real, then you wouldn't need cheese, but the cheese is real because you need it, but you're not real so the cheese is not real, but as you're real, then cheese is not real, but you want cheese because cheese is real, and it complements the irreality of cheese, because the cheese makes you think it's real because you're not real because you're real because the cheese is not real, but you need cheese because cheese is real, and it's not real because you don't need cheese because cheese is not real
i like cheese
'You know what would look good on you?"

"no..."

"me"

*slap*
divided by the square root of a dictionary and multiplied by the age of winston churchill equals your name
quote of the week:
"zygote \•zî-•gôt\ n : a cell formed by the union of two sexual cells; also: the developing individual produced from such a cell – zy•got•ic \zî-•gä-tic\ adj."
-the last word on my english dictionary
I'm going to say lol backwards - lol.

Wait a minute, lol - lol - lol...lol.

Hmmm, I see...
Hoborg boo-boo with Klogg. Klogg go all stinky bad. But Willie know what to do!
RULES OF THE UNIVERSE:

1. Things are made of stuff.
2. Stuff is made of things.
3. Things happen to stuff.
4. Stuff happens to things.
5. You can never remember the words you want to use.
I'm lost. *Sees map that says YOU ARE HERE*

OMG111111111 HOW DO TEY NO?
OFF-TOPIC!
OFF-TOPIC!
Sometimes we all need to go OFF-TOPIC!

When somebody mentions something and your mind starts to wander,
you say something UN-RELATED and it just makes you PONDER!

OFF-TOPIC!
OFF-TOPIC!
Sometimes we all need to go OFF-TOPIC!

Just when you've had - enough of a - conver-SATION,
Somebody changes the TOPIC - to the health of their AL-SATION!

OFF-TOPIC!
OFF-TOPIC!
Sometimes we all need to go OFF-TOPIC!

When you feel down and lonely - that something makes you SMILE
It is so OFF-TOPIC, you forget your troubles for a WHILE!

OFF-TOPIC!
OFF-TOPIC!
Sometimes we all need to go OFF-TOPIC!

You find yourself with something to SAY and don't know where it should be POSTED!
So you just go OFF-TOPIC and talk about yesterday's meal you ROASTED!

OFF-TOPIC
When you feel sad
OFF-TOPIC
It makes you glad
OFF-TOPIC
That you can go, yes you can go....

LMAO!! That is for some reason...just so randomly funny! OMG why wasn't I invited here earlier...this thread is cool :p

And I still have the record of most crap posted in this thread :p
List: http://forum.team17.co.uk/misc.php?do=whoposted&threadid=8037

HA! Now your list is inacurate!

Now it can't be incacurate :p

Dagnam. :p

I hate this thread with every fibre in my body.

I hate this thread with every fibre in my body.

And yet you keep coming back for more. ;)

Anyway....Potatoes....Discuss.

Have you ever had a potato so old that it's started to grow roots?

New potatoes rule, they're just as good as a normal potato, but much more portable.

Out of interest when I was younger I was scared of seeds. I thought a plant would grow inside me...

Well I wasn't exactly scared of them but I didn't want to eat them.

And yet you keep coming back for more. ;) I guess it's the important difference between hating something and loathing it.

He's posted here 13 times, just to tell us how much he hates it.

Out of interest when I was younger I was scared of seeds. I thought a plant would grow inside me...

Well I wasn't exactly scared of them but I didn't want to eat them.That must've made eating granary bread difficult...

Free cerial advice:

If you are trying to eat Frosted Flakes, or something similar with Rice Crispies, put the Frosted Flakes into the bowl first, because Rice Crispies float like crazy, and if they are on the bottom, they will push the Frosted Flakes out of the bowl when you put the milk in.

I'm hungry.

I hate this thread with every fibre in my body.*throws banana peels, kittens and small German men named Franz*

*turns into a wildebeest* *runs around on the ceiling* *is seized by a Wallmaster and dragged to Istanbul* *eats a washing machine* *turns into Alex Trebek* *explodes in a shower of shoes*

*throws banana peels, kittens and small German men named Franz*

*turns into a wildebeest* *runs around on the ceiling* *is seized by a Wallmaster and dragged to Istanbul* *eats a washing machine* *turns into Alex Trebek* *explodes in a shower of shoes*Ouch, that must have been painful. I'd have to say you are probably the most random person on the forum, Zeor.

Yeah, even Munkee and Pikkul agree that I'm the undisputed king of complete irrelevance. :p

There was a fire quite near where I work yesterday! :o

What happen! Somebody set up you the bomb?

If someone did, he missed quite badly :p
Apparently, nothing happened, but there was so many smoke you barely could see anything

Has anyone ever been attacked by a spastic person?

don't think I have, no...

http://www.saturn-soft.net/Music/Music1/MIDI/PopRock/Weparty.mid

Melons! A plague on both your grapefruits! I get my ideas from a small mail-order firm in Cleveland. Two for the price of three! What does THIS button do? Ah, elephants.

Has this post boosted my IQ (Irrelevance Quotient)?

Things that kill braincells:

Alcohol,
blunt objects ( bat, brick and other things begining with 'B'),
sharp objects (Knifes and such),
flat serfaces (walls etc.),
My special de-brainerizing machine,
Vader,
Blinx (he does),
the passage of time.

We are quite literaly getting stupider by the minute. :eek:

Philby, is that correct what you are saying? That we get stupider by the minute? It does'nt sound like truth too me. IMO we get smarter fore evry minut that pass. We no dumb. At last I no dumb. you can dumb if want, but stoopid not if minut slorg eets yor brein too moroww gah in yoer faese yu dum naow i not dumb be are am

I'm sorry, I seem to have forgoten how to read.

*collapses*

Felicitations, malfactors!

*looks at blunt object*

roaijroigjaoirhgilaeruhgilaerghliauerhglaiuerligae rhgliuaheirughaleirgu

PIKKUL HAPPEE

Okay...sorry I was just told of the hell funniest thing the other day: One of my friends was in the park sitting on the bench, with all these other kids around, when suddenly this spastic/demented guy comes walking/stumbling towards them. All the other kids ran away, but my friend just sat there. Then suddenly the spastic guy latches onto my friend's leg (he was like, my age) and started biting her, and digging his claws into her leg...some other people came to help her and eventually pryed him off, and she was bleeding from his teeth marks. OMG I cracked up so much when she told me this. She didn't even try to defend herself...omg if some freak attacked me like that I'd punch him in the head, even if he was demented.
Sorry I just had to say that...it's so random but I guess this is the best place for it ^_^;
What would you guys do if that happened to you?

If it happened to me?

Hmm...

*bang*

'Oops, "Sorry"'

He wouldnt even get close enough to me to do anything

What happen! Somebody set up you the bomb?We get signal! Main screen turn on!

It's you!

.

Hello gentlemen !!
All your base are belong to us.
You are on your way to destruction.

What you say?

You have no chance to survive make your time.
Hahaha.

on another note, a part of me seems to have gone out and not planning to come back. i wonder why? hmmmm...

Take off every 'zig' !!
You know what you doing.
Move 'zig'.
For great justice.

Melons! A plague on both your grapefruits! I get my ideas from a small mail-order firm in Cleveland. Two for the price of three! What does THIS button do? Ah, elephants.

Has this post boosted my IQ (Irrelevance Quotient)?
"Buggr'it, millenium hand and shrimp!"

double post edit:

half your face. the foot's on the other boot now. Eat my cheese and griddle your octopus, mine is twelve onions. A u r me eat r u. R u eating the boot of cola orange lemony freshness? D'oh, I kicked my spastic colon!

Melons! A plague on both your grapefruits! I get my ideas from a small mail-order firm in Cleveland. Two for the price of three! What does THIS button do? Ah, elephants.

Has this post boosted my IQ (Irrelevance Quotient)?That was reasonably impressive, yeah.Philby, is that correct what you are saying? That we get stupider by the minute? It does'nt sound like truth too me. IMO we get smarter fore evry minut that pass. We no dumb. At last I no dumb. you can dumb if want, but stoopid not if minut slorg eets yor brein too moroww gah in yoer faese yu dum naow i not dumb be are am ROFL.

*steals Pikkul's blunt object for no particular reason* *adds it to blunt objects stolen for no particular reason collection*

*steals Pikkul's blunt object for no particular reason* *adds it to blunt objects stolen for no particular reason collection*You're a kleptomaniac!

Something just happened. My computer's playing sound, but the sound has no bass whatsoever. Weird.

It'll probably fix itself when I restart the computer.

Also, I have a splitting headache.

Edit: Apparently, something came loose from the back of one of my speakers.

I never knew something coming loose from the back of your speakers causes headaches!
*tries it*
*turns into a frog for no apparently good reason*

I aer smrt 2. *turns into a penguin*

I'm sick of always being the one to go see who's at the door. I should do that without my pants on, should be funny. And should stop my parents from giving me that "job".

Or in bondage gear.

That might work.

Scary, Philby. Scary.

I bet that's a mental image that'll stay with you all of your life. ;)

But I bet you weren't expecting THIS!

NB: not made by me

Actually, i was.

I hate everything. Wheee! Arrgh. Oh, wow, cool! You suck. Die. Sorry, be happy! Have a cookie. I hate them. I hate you. I didn't mean that, sorry. Shut up. I'm fine. *twitch*

Actually, i was.Fair enough.

i just tried seeing who's at the door without my pants on. it was some woman asking me if i wanted to sign up for some crap. when she looked at me she asked "ummm... do you know you're not wearing any pants?". and i said "yes, and it's none of your business". she ran off XD
ROFLMAO, THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I EVER DID DO!!!! :D nope, actually i've had more fun in a field trip. i'll tell you about it later :p

i just tried seeing who's at the door without my pants on. it was some woman asking me if i wanted to sign up for some crap. when she looked at me she asked "ummm... do you know you're not wearing any pants?". and i said "yes, and it's none of your business". she ran off XD
ROFLMAO, THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I EVER DID DO!!!! :D nope, actually i've had more fun in a field trip. i'll tell you about it later :p
Did you actually, seriously do that?! Or is it just some random crap you made up...

later
NOW!!!! :mad:

Y'know, I don't think I've ever chatted on MSN with anyone that I haven't a) met in RL beforehand or b) met on these forums.

Did you actually, seriously do that?! Or is it just some random crap you made up...Nope, I seriously did that. Doing stuff like that gives you that extra bit of humour and fun :)
Besides, Zero, Unknown X and Pickleworm are the ones that usually post random crap that they made up :p

I don't always post crap.

I don't!

Look, a distraction!

*runs*

I don't always post crap.

I don't!

Look, a distraction!

*runs*i specifically said usually, not always

keep that up and i won't tell you what i did in said field trip :p

Y'know, I don't think I've ever chatted on MSN with anyone that I haven't a) met in RL beforehand or b) met on these forums.I actually posted that in the wrong thread. A new world record for offtopicness!

But I bet you weren't expecting THIS!Expect the unexpected.

I hate people who say that.

But you just said it.

Unexpected, huh?

You have to expect the unexpected.

Oh right...

Where did you get that midi paul?

I, being a ska loving sonic fan, loved it.

I need more.

and anchovies or something.

Where did you get that midi paul?

I, being a ska loving sonic fan, loved it.

I need more.

and anchovies or something.Trawling through the New Files at vgmusic.com. It's amazing some of the things you can pick up there...


EDIT: I had a bit of a nostalgia trip today, playing Columns on a friend's emulator. I reached Level 55, which was pretty good for me. Any opinions?

I started soldering on the cannon. And I ended up with a 2nd degree burn on my thumb.

I also learned how psycological pain is. The pain would leave, I'd pick up the iron, (with the other hand) and suddly it would really hurt again until a few minutes after I put the iron down.

If you cut of your hand the thumb wont hurt anymore.

Your wrist might sting a bit though.

I think I've been looking too much at computer screens in recent times.

I just saw an advert on t.v.

Shocking isn't it?

I just saw an advert on t.v.

Shocking isn't it?What's the world coming to, eh?

I know.

Anyway this advert was about McDonalds.

That's not the vaugley intresting part yet.

This is:

The name of the guy in charge of McDonalds for the UK was called *drumroll* Andrew Taylor!

Secret double life or astonishingly dull coincidence?

You decide.

I know.

Anyway this advert was about McDonalds.

That's not the vaugley intresting part yet.

This is:

The name of the guy in charge of McDonalds for the UK was called *drumroll* Andrew Taylor!

Secret double life or astonishingly dull coincidence?

You decide.Alas, I already knew this through posting on Andrew's and S2K's boards...

I found it quite amazing.

I almost droped my crumpets in suprise. :p

Yep, it's how Andrew earned himself a custom status. :)

http://andrewtaylor.proboards15.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&num=1078836904
http://centralplexus.proboards29.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile&username=andrewtaylor

Yay! Summer!!! 2.5 days left of schoooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Two weeks to go for me...

Some of my friends are already out of school and they rub it in my face! Grrr....

My last day of school is the day after the day after the day after the day after the day after the day after the day after the day after the day after the day after tomorrow.

And what date is that? :p

in 12 days it seems :p

I edited GW Bush sound files to say "You know, your money is the government's money."
*hehe*

Here:

I edited GW Bush sound files to say "You know, your money is the government's money."
*hehe*

Here:LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL OLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!1

edit: prize to who can guess how i managed to edit this post without the edit button (as you can see).
or how i managed to screw this up so bad :p

OMG! you've screwed the 100% OT thread!!!!:eek:
edit: you pobably used the double post hack thing, that edits into your latest post... or something :p

HORK *turns into a bowl of nachos*

Some of my friends are already out of school and they rub it in my face! Grrr....

No offence, but...

*rubs it in Worm-Nut's face*

SupSuper, IE users can still see the edit button, but on the plus side, THEY GET A MUUUUUUUUUUUCH WIDER SCROLLING PAGE THING!!!!!!! MUHAHAHHAHA!!! HA!

Funny, nothing out of the ordinary has occurred to my page.

I use opera, and it looks semi-awfull :p
here's a screenie

Hey, why does your opera look so neat?

Because I rule? :p

No, definitely not that...

Marklar?

Bork.

No offence, but...

*rubs it in Worm-Nut's face*

Offence taken! :p


EDIT: It's chunky, but....'

"Lemme just tell you what the facts are; military power's in the hands of Saddam Hussain."

Offence taken! :p
*eats offence*
*runs*

And UX, right-click on the bar beside the little tabs at the top of the page, then go to Skin, then go to Get Skins. Then d/l to your heart's content!!!

I'll get that offence back if it's the last thing I dooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!111!!!!!!1111 :p

I'm hungry.

BTW, what is your favorite charecter and kart combo in MKDD? I like Baby Mario along with Parakoopa riding the Toad Kart.

Yoshi, paratrooper, Waligi's kart.

"No Offence intended.

None comprehended!"

Have you unlocked mirror mode?

My new favorite combination is Luigi and Waluigi on Luigi's kart. I believe I've unlocked everything.

Hey, why does your opera look so neat?i don't know what's so neat about using the default skin on an opera version before 7.5 :p

I've unlocked almost everything!

When I unlocked the last two secret characters they began to thrash me at every race I tried so in the end i gave up :p

Managed to get someone out of my room by going to CricInfo. Incidentally, Eng. are in a strong position to go for a win tomorrow:

New Zealand 409 & 102/5
England 526

Eng's first innings featured 132 for Tresco, 100 for G. Jones, 94 for Flintoff and 62 for Strauss.

When I unlocked the last two secret characters they began to thrash me at every race I tried so in the end i gave up :pUgh, I know. They dominate. I actually wish I hadn't unlocked them. :p

And the get every bloody special item.

I tried useing them, but they suck! They're realy slow!!!

HOW THE HELL DO THEY KEEP BEATING ME!?

Because the computer players are cheap and get super-duper computer-player powers. They cheat. :p

Well, I just got Sonic Adventure DX for the PC, which has an incredibly bizarre security feature. It says in the manual you need Disc 2 to play, but upon insertion of Disc 2, it tells you to insert Disc 1. Upon insertion of Disc 1, it tells you to insert Disc 2. Then it starts, accompanied by a symphony of error boxes.

I mean, I'm all for security measures in games, but that's just plain whacko.

Well, I just got Sonic Adventure DX for the PC, which has an incredibly bizarre security feature. It says in the manual you need Disc 2 to play, but upon insertion of Disc 2, it tells you to insert Disc 1. Upon insertion of Disc 1, it tells you to insert Disc 2. Then it starts, accompanied by a symphony of error boxes.

I mean, I'm all for security measures in games, but that's just plain whacko.that reminds me of a friend of mine who had GTA + GTA London for the PS. First you put in the GTA London CD. And then the GTA CD. And then the GTA London CD again. And you keep doing that until you find out you're never gonna play it :p

On another matter, Opera is acting weirder than IE. has the world come to an end? :confused:

And the get every bloody special item.

I tried useing them, but they suck! They're realy slow!!!

HOW THE HELL DO THEY KEEP BEATING ME!?


Actually, I think the computer simply sets its location, within reason, paying no attension to the specs of the car. [MODE=GRUMBLING]Stupid MKDD programmers....[/GRUMBLING]

that's sucky.

"Homer, Homer Simpson,
He's the greatest guy in history!
From the
Town of Springfield,
He's about to hit a Worm-Nut Tree!"
*explosion*
*Worm-Nut grumbles*

lol, sorry. I saw a Simpsons Special last night, and I've still got it rooted in my head...

Just found this rather cool MIDI at VGMusic. It's a medley of various Sonic tunes, nicely jazzed up. The recurring theme's from Secret Base for Sa1, but see what else you can spot.

WinAmp really has some awesome visualizations.

I'm currently listening to an orchestra version of the Chrono Trigger main theme
It's quite cool

WinAmp really has some awesome visualizations.
iTunes has the best. ;)

[spoiler may-be]Jack Bauer had to kill Ryan Chapelle :([/spoiler may-be]

Windows Media Player - the apathist's choice!

that's sucky.

"Homer, Homer Simpson,
He's the greatest guy in history!
From the
Town of Springfield,
He's about to hit a Worm-Nut Tree!"
*explosion*
*Worm-Nut grumbles*

lol, sorry. I saw a Simpsons Special last night, and I've still got it rooted in my head...

Thats....personalized....right?

Thats....personalized....right?

Nope. Matt Groening and the gang have been making jokes about you in their series for years. Didn't you see the episode of Futurama where Bender wrote "Worm-Nut Was Ere" on Fry's forehead? :p

Don't you just hate when this happens:

Don't you just hate when this happens:Ouch, yes, I see what you mean. All that effort, and it comes down to a 50-50 choice.

Nadfagery!

That's annoying.

Nope. Matt Groening and the gang have been making jokes about you in their series for years. Didn't you see the episode of Futurama where Bender wrote "Worm-Nut Was Ere" on Fry's forehead? :p

Umm....OK.....

It's the truth though! Tell it like it would be when it was what it is when what it will be is what isn't what was what it is when it was what it was after it was what it is!


And no, I have NO IDEA about what I just typed!

So will it be door number (root 2), door number e or door number pi?

I don't care, as long as I get to switch doors halfway through the game.
I love geek humour.

I don't care, as long as I get to switch doors halfway through the game.
I love geek humour.Heh, I was wondering if someone might mention the Monty Hall problem.

Don't you just hate when this happens:
HOLY MONKEYCHEESE WITHOUT EXTRA SIDE SPAGHETTI!!!! :eek:

So, did you win? :p

*Burp*

I unlocked everything in MKDD and got the special "I got everything" title screen! W007!

Damn you!

*throws red shell at worm nut*

Wat = MKDD?

*eats red shell*

And yes, I DO like saying *eats X*, where X is a possession of a wormer or something a wormer throws at me or someone else.

*throws cyanide coated sandwich*

And MK: DD stans for Monkey Kremlin: Dooms Day.

It's a very popular monkey themed russian political simulaton game.

No, it stands for "Mortal Kombat: Drunk and Disorderly", a new fighting game set in Portugal after England lose to Croatia and the hooligans are more than slightly miffed. Featuring such characters as Brad, Jason, and Scary Drunk Guy, the game is scheduled for release on the 17th.

Edit: *throws lead*

*eats lead*

Told ya so!

And I think that game would prolly be a lot worse than 'Hooligans: Something', where Something is the correct word(s) to complete the sub-title.

"What, Genevive, did you die?"

It's a very popular monkey themed russian political simulaton game.


lol :)

*buys*

I just got Soul Caliber 2. The Gamecube version, of course.

It's kinda hard to focus on the combat with the female characters' anatomy flopping in all directions.

Not that that's really a bad thing.

More seriously, the game's graphics are stunning and the action is wonderfully brutal without gratuitous gore spewing everywhere. Excellent stuff. If you like fighters at all, check it out. And even if you don't, give it a look.

Is there anyone on this planet who actually likes their ISP?

I am definately NOT ver fond of mine. It's one of the cheapest Broadband ISPs here, but it continuously crashes. Yes, the ISP crashes. And occasionally our e-mail server crashes. I'm living in Dublin. This ISP is run by UTV. They're in Belfast. 'Nuff said(they're a long way away!!!).

Is there anyone on this planet who actually likes their ISP?Cambridge's ISP works pretty well for me, as does my Freeserve connection at home.

Is there anyone on this planet who actually likes their ISP?

Telewest are fantastic apart from one or two problems.

Upgrading my line from 512k to 768k for free was nice too :)

Telenor are worst apart from one or two things they do right.

Thirteen bottles, sitting on a wall.

No, officer, I haven't any blood in my alcohol stream.

Best Cygwin Package ever.

RDM@rdmpc ~
$ wtf is redhat
redhat: An American Linux distributor.

RDM@rdmpc ~
$ wtf is sco
sco: The Enemy

RDM@rdmpc ~
$ wtf is .jpeg
.jpeg: Joint Photographic Experts Group format

RDM@rdmpc ~
$ wtf is .jpg
.jpg: poor man's .jpeg

RDM@rdmpc ~
$ wtf is wtf
wtf: Who or What, depending on the context. Usually implies a question mark. The "TF" is really padding, to make this a three-letter acronym, meaning something like "pray tell". Also the name of a very useful Cygwin package.

RDM@rdmpc ~
$ wtf is yanalateyhsmbsi
yanalateyhsmbsi: You Are Not A Lawyer, And Therefore Everything You Have Said May Be Safely Ignored. Born out of a heated GPL discussion. Acronym proposed by Chuck Wilson. A new standard response to IANAL. Don't try to pronounce it. Just... don't.

RDM@rdmpc ~
$ wtf is yowtwywt
yowtwywt: You Obviously Weren't Thinking When You Wrote That. Pronounced "Yow-twit". Coined by Max Bowsher. Pronounciation suggested by Randall R. Schulz and hasn't been disputed yet.

It'll be a while before I get bored of this... I have no life.

Is there anyone on this planet who actually likes their ISP?Well, my new ISP has a 13gb limit/month of all sorts of transfers. however, their system that counts the transfers seems to frequently fail (they've tried getting new one but it still fails) and when it does, no transfers are counted so it's like "download all that u can" days :p
also, it's only 300k but it seems to be much faster than my previous ISP :)

DOOBA DOOBY DOOBA! *explodes into a shower of Dippin' Dots*

Now that I share my ISP thing with my dad it's half the speed. It doesn't go over 100 kBps... :(
Actually it's less than half. It used to be up to 250 and (rarely, but sometimes) 300 kBps.

GLOONY GLOONY GLORKENTITIT!11one!11!!!

Now that I share my ISP thing with my dad it's half the speed. It doesn't go over 100 kBps... :(
Actually it's less than half. It used to be up to 250 and (rarely, but sometimes) 300 kBps.well my one internet connection is shared on 3 computers. my sister's constantly playing some MMORPG on her computer and my dad constantly downloading warez. from a 300k connection, guess how much i get :p

I apear to have sprouted an extra pair of arms.

I apear to have sprouted an extra pair of arms.Wow. *sprouts an extra pair of legs*

*Splits in two, creating two identical philbys*

*runsaway and stays here at the same time*

Hey Philby, are you on MSN right now?