This thread is bigger than the following forums:

"Team17" (including News, Announcements and Updates): 656 posts
"Up & Coming" (including all 3 subforums): 5,755 posts
"Worms 2": 4,201 posts
"Worms Blast": 2,489 posts
"Worms Forts:Under Siege" (and subforums): 8,085 posts
"FAQs" and "WA Beta updates" (not General Support/Tech): 5,598 posts
"Games Discussion" 8,426 posts
"International": 3,465 posts

However, it is 890 posts short of equalling the entire "Archive" forum.


Next target: the WWP forum :D


This thread alone makes up for 2.24% of all forum posts.

This thread alone makes up for 2.24% of all forum posts.
I take it that's OD and not the whole forum...

I take it that's OD and not the whole forum...
Nope - the whole forum.

13% of OD's posts

Must be because of old threads being deleted then. If those were included it would probably be about 0.2%

Edit: Just realised we've got to 9000.

Deleted posts and threads don't count towards the total that I'm using. I'm using the counter on the bottom of http://forum.team17.co.uk/index.php

Since this threads title has the word Marshmallow in it, I decided I should post a photo of a glass bowl I recieved some days ago. (Yes, in this condition)

Happy 300 pages everybody.
Have it as your avatar and take a photo every time you eat one, eating one each day, then upload the new image:p

Wowies.
Good thing we don't have post counts. The conspiracy-theorists would've noticed mine going up without any posting. :p

I have 2.86% of all posts in this thread

Wowies.
Good thing we don't have post counts. The conspiracy-theorists would've noticed mine going up without any posting. :p
like Avatar absurdity posts in this forum don't count towards your total, at least they didn't when they were under our avatars.

If this is still the case then the total Thomas is using isn't acurate.:-/

Testing...

Edit: Posts in this forum add to the forum total.

Typical... I was playing Civilization IV and thought I might get my first domination victory. I needed 46% of the land area, I got up to 45.57%. I still won but I'm fed up with getting time victories.

Well, I finally saw Office Space. Excellent movie, that.

Well, my PS2 has been turned on for 1 week solid so that I could roll up 1,000,000 roses on 'We love Katamari'. Using two elastic bands to keep the katamari rolling constantly, it finally finished tonight. And what do I get for 1,000,000 roses? Slightly different title, loading and level select screens. Oh, and an extra song that only plays once and can never be heard in-game again. :-/

WOW, I hate that.

HA. I got that a few MONTHS ago.

At least you can tell people that you've rolled up 1 million roses now.

I tried a demo of We Heart Katamari, and completely failed to see the appeal to it. I found it awkward, bizarre and rather boring. :p

Since wednesday, I'm indirectly working for Sprint Togheter with Nextel.
So I might end up receiving your customer service calls if you live in the US. :p

I tried a demo of We Heart Katamari, and completely failed to see the appeal to it. I found it awkward, bizarre and rather boring.
It's a love-it-or-hate-it game.
I'm the love-it type.

Also, I have found that the forum's NO ALL CAPITALS rule can be broken by replacing a capital i with a lowercase L. As it, "l LOVE CHICKEN."

And for those who don't read online orgy, here's a sneek peek at the new smash brothers!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4005512637761601588&q

Since wednesday, I'm indirectly working for Sprint Togheter with Nextel.
So I might end up receiving your customer service calls if you live in the US. :p
I'll call and ask if your refridgerator's running.

Yes, please :p
Then I'll have to say "Sir you want to know if my fridge is running, I can help you with that. I don't have a fridge here right now sir. Anything else I can help you with?" :-/


Edit: Just saw a more recent Superman trailer, and there's a scene where he is shot in the face and the bullet bounces in his eye. LOL

HA. I got that a few MONTHS ago.

Yeah, bear in mind that the game was released over here MONTHS after the US... as per usual.

Just browsed an archive of easter eggs, and I learned how to access a crappy racing game in Excell, how to cheat on Minesweeper (hehehe), how to cheat on Solitaire, how to cheat on 3d Pinball, how to access menus on CocaCola vending machines, and finally, how to access a secret menu on my moms cellphone that lets me do cool tests and know other stuff about the phone, like the total number of minutes used.
I'M BORED!

Yeah, bear in mind that the game was released over here MONTHS after the US... as per usual.
Unless that game is Worms, in which we don't even GET it over here. (For PS2, that is. Though I haven't seen W4:M for the PC anywhere, either.)

I learned... how to access menus on CocaCola vending machines...
Talk to me.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/316541
AWESOME ALERT.

I've always preferred AlbinoBlackSheep (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/animator), myself.

Talk to me.
Useless menu's actually. Lets you check how many soda's have been sold and stuff :p

Useless menu's actually. Lets you check how many soda's have been sold and stuff :p
Shame. Still, might be a fun thing to do on a boring day.

I'm wondering if we should invite Iguana to OD. He posts on-topicy, and it's already well-known that he knows about this place.

I'm wondering if we should invite Iguana to OD. He posts on-topicy, and it's already well-known that he knows about this place.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm wondering if we should invite Iguana to OD. He posts on-topicy, and it's already well-known that he knows about this place.
DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY

No. Just no.

I agree, but he's been threatenin' to post about OD all over the place! Besides, if he's spammy, we might just ban 'im!

I agree, but he's been threatenin' to post about OD all over the place! Besides, if he's spammy, we might just ban 'im!
No, that would give him the idea that threatening to post about OD grants them access, and HELL would raise if the Marshmallow gang found out.

Hah, you're right. Maybe we should hack into his account, spam and get him banned!

No, that would give him the idea that threatening to post about OD grants them access, and HELL would raise if the Marshmallow gang found out.
"The Marshmallow Gang". Sounds like a really cheesy children's film.

Unfortunately, it's not a film.

Hah, you're right. Maybe we should hack into his account, spam and get him banned!
There's an idea. :p

Ever wondered what else (besides the Ark of the Covenant) is in all those crates in that secret government warehouse (http://www.indyfan.com/gallery/wander/raiders/warehouse.jpg)?
Have a look:
http://www.warehouse23.com/basement/

Who you rollin' with?

Bob. Bob Saget. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I0U4P9Imis)

"lmao" -Slick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmcOn8j6Y-w&search=smash%20bros%20wwe

Oh, how I laughed!

I want somthing salty. :(

Slorg Ownar? (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/28385870/)

Gotta love it when people send a message to the wrong person:

{FS} Jamesminilogo says (17:22):
u would never go on cam naked so why do i have to :(
s*** soz
* {FS} Jamesminilogo is offline. Any messages you send will be bla bla... *

More random fun:

:D Shaun :D says (20:51):
hi
<SupSuper> aka Daniel says (20:51):
hi
:D Shaun :D says (20:51):
are u a dick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmcOn8j6Y-w&search=smash%20bros%20wwe

Oh, how I laughed!
HA. I got to it FIRST.

And for those who don't read online orgy, here's a sneek peek at the new smash brothers!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...637761601588&q

Or page 301, if you're using the default posts per page like I still am.

World's awesomest bird. (http://www.devilducky.com/media/46386/)

HA. I got to it FIRST.
Whoever first posted it, it kicks massive ass.

World's awesomest bird. (http://www.devilducky.com/media/46386/)
That is awesome. I so want one! :p

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/133073/the_good_word_go_long_for_jesus/
Ahahaha. Barats and Bereta kick ass!
I also recommend checking their site: http://barney.gonzaga.edu/~lbarats/videos.html

http://www.deviantart.com/view/34258922/
This had me laughing pretty good. :)

http://www.deviantart.com/view/34258922/
This had me laughing pretty good. :)
Heh, yes! I saw that on Newgrounds, methinks. 'tis on the perfect!

I was enjoying it thoroughly until it got to the show business song, which caused me to fly into a rage, destroying $5000 in property and wounding dozens, but without fatalities.

What a wonderful bird. I remember watching that on telly but I don't remember the chainsaw sounds.

Hey! I finally switched to Firefox (and Thunderbird) and have a few questions.

Does anyone know an expansion that allows customizable domain completion?
Crazy Browser (http://www.crazybrowser.com/s_domain_completion.htm) has the feature to customize 4 shortcuts with custom URLs.
I had them conviniently linked to the search functions of google, wikipedia, imdb and dict.cc.

At the moment I use dotcomplete (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1092/), but that has only 3 shortcuts, has no wildcard system and doesn't recognize spaces (%20) between multiple keywords.

I edited the config of the built-in Google search function, which searches for keywords when entered in the address bar, but that way I can't search for URLs of course.

Anyone know any other plugins or some tweaks for FF?

You can use the search field. Just click on the icon for the service you would like to search and a drop-down list will show you the selectable ones. Select the search engine you want if it isn't already the one selected, type in your search query and press Return.

You can use the search field. Just click on the icon for the service you would like to search and a drop-down list will show you the selectable ones. Select the search engine you want if it isn't already the one selected, type in your search query and press Return.
I know that.
But:
--More inconvenient due to more mouse movement.
--The page with the search results is not opened in a new tab, but on the existing one.

I use a plugin named Tabbrowser Preferences that opens search bar results in a new tab.

I use a plugin named Tabbrowser Preferences that opens search bar results in a new tab.
Ah, yes. Just found the option.

Still, I'd like to get back my shortcuts.
I'm way more faster with them.
Also, I don't have to switch between the address bar and the search bar.

I made myself lol :p
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=509633&postcount=2228

I made myself lol :p
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=509633&postcount=2228
Oh, wow, owned.

I made myself lol :p
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=509633&postcount=2228

BBBBUUUURRRRRNNNN

I'm not finding a really huge number of differences between her and Aku.

I'm not finding a really huge number of differences between her and Aku.
She doesn't torch newbies.

She's a smart-ass to everyone. Not the funny kind, either.

Anyway, after all this, the Soldat Forums are down. :-/

She doesn't torch newbies.She's still as arrogant as heck, though. You'd have to be to start up a comic called "Invasion of the n00bs" only a few weeks after you've joined yourself. Artistic talent is not the sole arbiter of experience.

I also have an irrational dislike of her after she completely misinterpreted my avatar when I asked her to draw me (I woulsn't have minded so much, but the way she yelled "OTHER PERSON!", well...)

This Opera 9 beta is kickass. Now, not only can I block popups, I can also block banners! And customize site's preferences so some don't block popups and Mask as Internet Explorer for IE-only websites and such. Oh and built-in Torrent support.

But nobody physically on ronery and sadry me just rearize it.
When they'll notice and most rittle throne.
I wook one, listens, just not smartest most clever, my body with rage!
I'm me SER-RI-ROUS-REEEEEEEEE... kind of sirry...But rearry hard arone.
in a so... ronery...
Poor So seems to until then rearry... great plans. rike a cage. And it's
I Understands... fit but nobody one I'm so rone-ryyyyyy. :(

Quiet, Kim Jong Il!

Ah no! Hans Brix!

Whenever I think that I've seen the best comic book cover possible, something just has to come along and be even better.
But I can't even IMAGINE that ANYTHING could be better than this...
45 Smash Pages of GOD! Hitler Crucified My Son! (http://www.superdickery.com/propaganda/67.html)

[EDIT]
Hey. 00:00 post time.

Wow, and I thought THIS one was good: http://yirmumah.net/images/yirmumah-book05.gif
I'm also seriously digging your avatar, Pigbuster.

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=510071&postcount=2263

B&

Damn, the post is deleted. What did it say?

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM [...] SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM LOLOL LUKAT ME I SO CLEVR FOR SPAMENG LOL SPAM SPAM SPAM SPASMAMSJFIJAGIUHGOIUgjehjøirjaihø. .

The new topic is chocolate pie.

Discuss!

The new topic is chocolate pie.
Very tasty!

The new topic is chocolate pie.

Discuss!

I DEFY YOUR TOPIC

I'M GOING TO DESTROY THE SUN!
And nothing you can say is gonna stop me. NEVAR!

And nothing you can say is gonna stop me.
I say:
Mexico won't win the final of the FIFA Worldcup if the sun is destroyed.

And nothing you can say is gonna stop me.
That's true. What's going to stop you is the physical laws of the universe.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1879263.html?menu=
Look, a ferrari!
She knitted it herself.

I say:
Mexico won't win the final of the FIFA Worldcup if the sun is destroyed.
I never said I would destroy it just now. It takes time destroying a sun.
That's true. What's going to stop you is the physical laws of the universe.
Maybe... or maybe not. I don't care how long it takes me, I'm destroying that thing.

I'm also seriously digging your avatar, Pigbuster.
Yes.

I'M GOING TO DESTROY THE SUN!
And nothing you can say is gonna stop me. NEVAR!
So now it's a race between you and the sun itself?

READY, SET, GO

What about "How?"
Throwing rocks at it until I come up with a better solution.

Damn you for quoting me so fast.

:p
In other news, work is evil.

I say:
Mexico won't win the final of the FIFA Worldcup if the sun is destroyed.
But they aren't going to, anyway.

:p

:p
In other news, work is evil.
Agreed.

I'm rooting for you, by the way. The sun sucks.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1879263.html?menu=
Look, a ferrari!
She knitted it herself.
Allow me to pick that article apart (haha). What sort of a name for a university is Bath Spa?

What sort of a name for a university is Bath Spa?
Because "University of Bath" is already taken :p - by some place down the road

Uwe Boll challenges his critics to a boxing match! (http://www.gamespot.com/news/show_blog_entry.php?topic_id=24707327&sid=6152650)

For the uninformed, Uwe Boll was the director of the House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark and BloodRayne movies.

"Towards the end of the filming of Postal the five most outspoken critics will be flown into Vancouver and supplied with hotel rooms," read Boll's press release. "As a guest of Uwe Boll they will be given the chance to be an extra/stand-in in Postal and have the opportunity to put on boxing gloves and enter a BOXING RING [emphasis in the original] to fight Uwe Boll. Each critic will have the opportunity to bring down Uwe in a 10-bout match. There will be five matches planned over the last two days of the movie. Certain scenes from these boxing matches will become part of the Postal movie. All five fights will be televised on the Internet and will be covered by international press."

However, not just anyone who is so inclined will have the chance to put the smackdown on Boll. "To be eligible you must be a critic who has posted on the Internet or have written in magazines/newspapers at least two extremely negative articles in the year 2005. Critics of 2006 will not be considered," said Boll's statement, meaning that said disparaging reviews must predate the theatrical release of BloodRayne.

But they aren't going to, anyway.

:p
That's what they want you to think.

Edit: Just been watching Hoodwinked on my aunts house... wtf? That's got the be the worst animation job ever... how the hell did that hit the theaters?

Uwe Boll challenges his critics to a boxing match! (http://www.gamespot.com/news/show_blog_entry.php?topic_id=24707327&sid=6152650)

For the uninformed, Uwe Boll was the director of the House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark and BloodRayne movies.I find it disappointing that these games have movies being made of them, and Tetris doesn't.

http://www.threeleggedlegs.com/view/?what=humans
Normally things that are all like "HUMANS DESTROY EARTH BAD" annoy the crap out of me, but this one distracts me away from that.
By being awesome.

Very indeed.
On slightly similar topics, this (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/282354) and this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5vGf1lP834&search=dance%20monkeys%20dance) are quite good.

I'm surprised. McDonald's breakfast burrito thingies are not only edible, but mildly enjoyable. Mildly.

Got them by accident. :p Am also very hungry.

Edit: Enjoyability faded halfway through the second one and was gone completely by the end of it. Zeor Stamp of Approval witheld, with an added note that they may delay starvation by up to three hours in a pinch.

Sometimes I feel sorry for us. I bet most intelligent species would do the same sort of things (regrettable as they are).

So what if we blow up earth, won't make a difference =)

Yes, it will; the Earth will be in a state of being blown apart, which is different from Earth being in a non-blown apart state.

Yes, it will; the Earth will be in a state of being blown apart, which is different from Earth being in a non-blown apart state.

Well, once the universe collapses, everthing that has once happened and excisted will cease to have a meaning :)

Well if everything has an influence over everything, blowing up the Earth will eventually make the universe collapse sooner.

Well, once the universe collapses, everthing that has once happened and excisted will cease to have a meaning :)
If the universe collapses, surely? I thought scientists were divided about what's actually going to happen.

Holler from Hollywood everyone.
Paris Hilton is a whore, but she smells excellent.

She's an ugly stupid whore with a wandering eye. I don't care what she smells like.

Also, she has the clap. -20 STD damage.

I've decided to pull an all-nighter. I don't think I've ever actually done it. :P

I've decided to pull an all-nighter. I don't think I've ever actually done it. :P
Welcome to my world, sir.

I used to pull all-nighters, but ended up finding no point in it.

Also, more shockers for 2008: http://www.dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=2885

I used to pull all-nighters, but ended up finding no point in it.
I've done it a few times. Twice socially and largely by simply not thinking to call it a night until 6AM, by which point it didn't seem worth it, and once on an overnight flight that really wasn't long enough to call "overnight" in any meaningful sense. Spent 2AM-5:30AM or so travelling and it hardly seemed worth going to bed then.

Oh, and I stayed up all night a bit ago because student sofas aren't massively comfortable when there are two of you. Between two working days, as well. For some reason I seem to be able to miss the odd night's sleep here and there and it doesn't affect me at all. I'm tired fromabout 4AM to about 7AM, but after that it's just like a normal day.

I got home from work at about 4 this morning, which is standard, and I have to be back there at 1 this afternoon, which is not. I knew I'd have a hell of a time trying to haul my carcass out of bed if I went to sleep, so I decided not to bother. I need to do something drastic with my sleep schedule anyway.

It will have been more than 24 hours by the time I get back from this stupid thing. Learning about things I already know about.

Let me see... My head isn't firing on all cylinders at the moment, but...

I have been awake since right around 3:30 PM Thursday, and it is now 4:43 AM on Saturday.

Bedtime.

I slept for 11 hours a couple of days ago. First time for years.

¡uʍop uɐəɯ ɪ ¿dn s,ʇɐɥʍ 'oııəɥ

¡uʍop uɐəɯ ɪ ¿dn s,ʇɐɥʍ 'oııəɥ

EVIL WITCHCRAFT IS NOT ALLOWED ON THIS FORUM

28004 ˙˙˙ɥo

Clever use of atachment there.

I slept for 11 hours a couple of days ago. First time for years.
I could probably have gone 13 or 14, but I made myself get up.:p

¡ʇsɐq ɐ ɯ,ɪ ¡¡ɐoɥʍ

¡uʍop uɐəɯ ɪ ¿dn s,ʇɐɥʍ 'oııəɥ
Hey, you're copying me. Cut that out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUiP6dqPynE
Meh, The Day After Tomorrow all over again.
Loving the Halo-like music to make it sound more dramatic tho.

Also, pffft... humans are not causing Global Warming... The Sun is! That's why it must be destroyed! Join my campaign on destroying the sun today, so our children can have a better, sun-less future! :D

Hey, you're copying me. Cut that out.I'm not!

Also, pffft... humans are not causing Global Warming... The Sun is! That's why it must be destroyed! Join my campaign on destroying the sun today, so our children can have a better, sun-less future! :D
lol, go home and watch some more Fox News.

You know it's true, FW. Down with the sun.

http://www.boston.com/ae/movies/gallery/a_chuck_norris_retrospective/

Augh.

http://boards.boston.com/n/pfx/forum.aspx?nav=messages&tsn=1&tid=215&webtag=bc-movies

Augh squared.

Sun = fat women in swimsuits

Blow the mother?@&%er up!

You know the girl from the movie Joe Dirt?
Joes girlfriend?
Saw her today on the BEACH! Beautiful...*drool*
Im SO going to move here...0_o

2 more days of vacation left...then back to Ohio...:/
Going to SixFlags tommarrow...whoop!
Untill my next runby with a computer with internet....byeeeeeeeeeeeeez

Pfft.

I saw Katie on the beach the other week. Nobody can beat her.

...

*looks around*

...

FINE!

*saunters away*

Shut up, both of you. :p

I saw people on a beach once.

It was one of the more defining moments of my life.

Swansea has a beach, but it's not a very exciting one.

Although there are plenty of nice ones on Gower.

I don't go to beaches very often though.

http://www.boston.com/ae/movies/gallery/a_chuck_norris_retrospective/

Augh.

http://boards.boston.com/n/pfx/forum.aspx?nav=messages&tsn=1&tid=215&webtag=bc-movies

Augh squared.
Hey I just quoted a post :D

I once found out there's a nudist beach, right next to a regular beach.

My eyes were never the same again.

Aren't nudist resorts supposed to be put really far away from everything else? You know, for the sake of the rest of the civilized world which has this thing called "standards of decency?"

I line I once started using:

NUDIST COLONIES!!!

Thank you.

Aren't nudist resorts supposed to be put really far away from everything else? You know, for the sake of the rest of the civilized world which has this thing called "standards of decency?"I guess nudist beaches are different from nudist resorts. You'd also think there'd be at least one hot chick in them, but no, quite the opposite. :eek:

Well, "nudist areas," then.

Aren't nudist resorts supposed to be put really far away from everything else? You know, for the sake of the rest of the civilized world which has this thing called "standards of decency?"
What's indecent about it?

oh boy this should be interesting

Zero72, were you born in clothes?

What's indecent about it?

oh boy this should be interestingOoh, I haven't seen that tag before.

sdfsdfsd werwerwerwe xczxxvcvxzcv

Yay!

What's indecent about it?

oh boy this should be interesting
Maybe you should see what a regular person looks like naked.
Then you can imagine them everywhere.
Then you'd know.

What's indecent about it?

oh boy this should be interestingWatch less TV and you'd know. :p

Watch less TV and you'd know. :p
no, watch less Internet

http://www.johnsadowski.com/big_spanish_castle.html#
In case you've ever seen one of those "Stare at dot, then look at wall and a picture will show up" illusions, it's like the same thing.
Only INTENSE. It actually looks like a completely colored picture for a bit.

And also, compact rotating kitchen (http://www.compact-concepts.com/englisch/p_ansichten.php#zs)!

And also, compact rotating kitchen (http://www.compact-concepts.com/englisch/p_ansichten.php#zs)!Why did I read that as "compact rotating kitten"?

I was slightly disappointed when I clicked on the link :p

http://www.johnsadowski.com/big_spanish_castle.html#
In case you've ever seen one of those "Stare at dot, then look at wall and a picture will show up" illusions, it's like the same thing.
Only INTENSE. It actually looks like a completely colored picture for a bit.

That's so awesome :p

I'm not gonna argue nudism. You can go on and on about nature, but hello, we're the species that's paved most of nature. If you feel more in touch with yourself by running around with your privates flying around everywhere, have at you, but don't do it where the rest of us will be offended by it. Case closed.

http://www.johnsadowski.com/big_spanish_castle.html#
In case you've ever seen one of those "Stare at dot, then look at wall and a picture will show up" illusions, it's like the same thing.
Only INTENSE. It actually looks like a completely colored picture for a bit.

And also, compact rotating kitchen (http://www.compact-concepts.com/englisch/p_ansichten.php#zs)!
This was posted on Something Awful the other day. Then this (http://research.lumeta.com/ches/me/) came up.

I will warn you that this effect lasts for a while.

Also, MtlAngelus, for some reason your sig makes me giggle uncontrollably every time I read it. I have no idea why.

This was posted on Something Awful the other day. Then this (http://research.lumeta.com/ches/me/) came up.

I will warn you that this effect lasts for a while.

Weeeeee that's so cool.

Ever heard the song Particle man, by They Might be Giants?

Whooooa I still see the colors :eek:

Man this one is even more awesome: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/167018/trippy_trick/

Ever heard the song Particle man, by They Might be Giants?
Yes, many times. Why do you ask?

Yes, many times. Why do you ask?I imagine it's something to do with his sig.

Speaking about optical illusions, here are 3 color maps I made:
http://www.wmdb.org/bonz

Whooooa I still see the colors :eek:

Man this one is even more awesome: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/167018/trippy_trick/
That site isn't working for me right now, so I don't know if the one I'm going to post now is the same or not.
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/29169237/
Makes your eyes zoom in on stuff. NUTTY.

Yup, that's pretty much it, it looks so awesome :p

Edit: The colors are still there... FUN! vagely, but still there.

That site isn't working for me right now, so I don't know if the one I'm going to post now is the same or not.
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/29169237/
Makes your eyes zoom in on stuff. NUTTY.

Argh, my eyes!!
Drugs are safer, they don't burn out your eyes from intensly staring at a monitor..

No, they burn out your brain instead. :p

I sure miss getting food on a regular basis. :-/

That site isn't working for me right now, so I don't know if the one I'm going to post now is the same or not.
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/29169237/
Makes your eyes zoom in on stuff. NUTTY.

To intensify the effect, I listened to "Reggaejunkiejew" to measure the time. I almost passed out watching that thing for the full 5 minutes, and was rather dissapointed at what little effect it ended up having.

I sure miss getting food on a regular basis. :-/
Same, it's been like, 5 years...

It's about gotten to the point where I have that hunger-induced pain in the upper abdomen almost full-time.

Edit: Again, linked to my goofy sleep schedule, and therefore to utter lack of self-discipline.

On another topic:

BOOM

On another topic:

BOOM
HEADSHOT

123qfs

I am in mint condition inside my original packaging.

:( http://youtube.com/watch?v=E0advuz9djU&search=Pickle%20Phobia

ZOMG, Daleks vs. Cybermen. :D

TV thread!

But yes, ****ING HELL, this is bloody amazing! However the base missions of the Daleks and Cybermen are incompatible.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQWxIrSRDQQ Well that's an interesting chunk of coral or other underwater plant.

OR IS IT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQWxIrSRDQQ Well that's an interesting chunk of coral or other underwater plant.

OR IS IT
That's an octopus sitting on a coral.
They can adapt the color and the texture of their skin and blend in with their surroundings to camouflage themselves.

The resolution of that video clip is very low. Otherwise you would still be able to make out the contour of the octopus (in the reverse at least).

:( http://youtube.com/watch?v=E0advuz9djU&search=Pickle%20Phobia
WAHAHAHA. HA.

I'm going to pour myself a glass of Fanta.

Here's the entire phobia episode:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PT4PwVhlSvs
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Hn_BjXzLY1k
http://youtube.com/watch?v=62t8CwD9rWQ
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LLyPfwSqT7o

'N' this:
http://www.break.com/index/blindedbylove3.html
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bIihJHOlGv0


Maury = Win!

I'm going to pour myself a glass of Fanta.
I was just going to, as well! Coincidence... or... conspiracy?

The Illuminati strike again...

Election day!
And I voted for an unregistered candidate... Kikin Fonseca! :D :p XD
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francisco_%22Kikin%22_Fonseca

Those people should definitely avoid room 101.

I was bored, so I fired up Super Smash Bros. Melee and did this!


Oh, wait, it's still uploading. Gimme a moment.


Edit: "Status: Uploaded (processing, please wait)"
... Stupid slow Youtube

Edit again: Still nothing....

Zero72, have you finally developed multiple personalities? :D
http://forum.team17.co.uk/member.php?u=50253

I WILL TERMINATE ALL ENEMEIES

THAT IS AN ENEMY

z

Edit: Only a year younger than myself, no less.

I was bored, so I fired up Super Smash Bros. Melee and did this!


Oh, wait, it's still uploading. Gimme a moment.


Edit: "Status: Uploaded (processing, please wait)"
... Stupid slow Youtube

Edit again: Still nothing....
Check your "my videos" section, chances are it's labeled as an invalid file format. I've been completely unable to get several videos on the site because they use a slightly antiquated version of DivX. :|

I was bored, so I fired up Super Smash Bros. Melee and did this!


Oh, wait, it's still uploading. Gimme a moment.


Edit: "Status: Uploaded (processing, please wait)"
... Stupid slow Youtube

Edit again: Still nothing....
How big is it? I expect I have some bandwidth to burn.

New avatar!

I decided that I don't post out of OD enough for my Bring Back K^2 avatar to have the slightest effect anyhow.


Edited from a charicature of me by a friend of mine, full version shown here:

In Soviet Russia, a communist is YOU.

In Soviet Russia, prostitute pays YOU.


Anyways...
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=29722
I think who ever feels like makeing a comic in which PSYKE dies...should now feel free to do it. Just to make him mad. : D

I think who ever feels like makeing a comic in which PSYKE dies...should now feel free to do it. Just to make him mad. : D
Oh man, I want to do that so bad. Maybe I'll whip something up later.

edit: done and it's awful. I will try again later.

In Soviet Russia, prostitute pays YOU.
So what you're saying, really, is that MFAH goes to Russia and prostitutes himself.

In Soviet Russia, forum reads YOU!!

http://www.unreal-forum.de/showthread.php?t=122427&pp=15
That cracked me up. All the pages.

http://www.unreal-forum.de/showthread.php?t=122427&pp=15
That cracked me up. All the pages.
Excellent.

Here's even more:
http://www.petercrouchcandoanything.co.uk

Excellent.
So wait, you like this and yet hate YTMND?

You confuse me sometimes.

I got a Nintendo DS a bit ago. Have Mario DS, and Animal Crossing so far. I gotta say I'm quite happy with it. And with the Wi-Fi stuff makes it even more interesting.

So wait, you like this and yet hate YTMND?

You confuse me sometimes.
That's a thread on a forum. It's full of pictures. Many of them are rubbish, but the rest are good. YTMND has a much higher rubbish:good ratio, and most of what is good on it would be better were it presented in any way other than as a tiled backdrop with hideous text effects on it.

Who is this crouching person?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Crouch

Known for playing football and flailing his limbs.

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hi

That was fun.

Which moron designed DirectShow?

They are the Mayor of the Kingdom of Mixed Metaphors.

You know how everything in computing is named after something broadly similar from real life or earlier technologies -- files go in folders, CDs have tracks, mice, windows, and so forth? Well the same is true of DirectShow, but none of the names connect to each other. Example: Almost everything in DirectShow is a filter, and each filter has several pins. Why do filters have pins? I have no idea. Several filters connected together is called a graph. What sense this makes is a closed book to me. And how do you make a graph? Plot it? Draw it? No, you build it. And then tear it down when you're done.

It's hard enough to work with for technical reasons, without making it linguistically nonsensical.

They may have intentionally designed it that way to make experts sound more credible when they use confusing terms.

You connect pins to draw a graph?

You build it using paper?

You...

No, I give up. I agree with worMatty here.

I wish people would use nicknames on MSN. I must have a bunch of Ben's, Matt's and Josh's all mixed up in there.

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=299480&postcount=34
I know the guy was a real freak who thought he was a dragon and all...but any one know why he got banned exactly? Not that im complaining, I find it rather funny. Just wondering....

Only eight posts, too. Maybe he was harassing HK?

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=299480&postcount=34
I know the guy was a real freak who thought he was a dragon and all...but any one know why he got banned exactly? Not that im complaining, I find it rather funny. Just wondering....
No idea - I think I was a mod then, but I don't ever remember seeing that username.

http://www.emmys.org/downloads/images/2006emmys/PrimetimeNoms.php

Hugh Laurie was not nominated for an Outstanding Lead Actor Emmy for his role as Dr. Gregory House in the popular Fox medical drama House, despite the fact that he deserves that award more than anyone who was nominated.

As soon as I saw that picture of Peter Crouch on bbc.co.uk, I created this: http://petercrouchrubber.ytmnd.com

Which moron designed DirectShow?

They are the Mayor of the Kingdom of Mixed Metaphors.

You know how everything in computing is named after something broadly similar from real life or earlier technologies -- files go in folders, CDs have tracks, mice, windows, and so forth? Well the same is true of DirectShow, but none of the names connect to each other. Example: Almost everything in DirectShow is a filter, and each filter has several pins. Why do filters have pins? I have no idea. Several filters connected together is called a graph. What sense this makes is a closed book to me. And how do you make a graph? Plot it? Draw it? No, you build it. And then tear it down when you're done.

It's hard enough to work with for technical reasons, without making it linguistically nonsensical.

I don't think you can blame that on DirectShow. Filters, pins, and graphs are standard terms among all video codecs.

As soon as I saw that picture of Peter Crouch on bbc.co.uk, I created this: http://petercrouchrubber.ytmnd.com
After seeing this, I decided to browse your profile. Why have you created a YTMND with bestiality?

Augh, my eyes...

http://www.emmys.org/downloads/images/2006emmys/PrimetimeNoms.php

Hugh Laurie was not nominated for an Outstanding Lead Actor Emmy for his role as Dr. Gregory House in the popular Fox medical drama House, despite the fact that he deserves that award more than anyone who was nominated.Wow, that's a whole lot of categories.

And I didn't know cartoons got nominated.

After seeing this, I decided to browse your profile. Why have you created a YTMND with bestiality?
Just as a parody of "You're The Man Now Dog", which you may already have figured out.

And I didn't know cartoons got nominated.
The cartoon awards are actually announced on a different night, which is untaped. Matt Stone from South Park calls it "crap night", and I'm inclined to agree. Actually, Matt and Trey didn't show up for crap night last year, even though they ended up winning.
Only eight posts, too. Maybe he was harassing HK?
After looking back on that guy's character profile once again, I'm inclined to believe this theory even more than I did before. :p

In other news, Quicksilver is one of the greatest Mac apps ever.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

http://www.jonathancoulton.com/lyrics/skullcrusher-mountain
http://www.jonathancoulton.com/lyrics/mandelbrot-set

You will all listen to these, or the half-pony half-monkey monster will get you... a box of chocolates. Nougat chocolates...

The cartoon awards are actually announced on a different night, which is untaped. Matt Stone from South Park calls it "crap night", and I'm inclined to agree. Actually, Matt and Trey didn't show up for crap night last year, even though they ended up winning.They also only seem to nominate specific episodes, as opposed to the rest.

After looking back on that guy's character profile once again, I'm inclined to believe this theory even more than I did before. :pI don't see why one would harass his/her long-time friend that brought him/her to this forum.

I don't see why one would harass his/her long-time friend that brought him/her to this forum.
Who's to say he was a "long-time friend"? I wouldn't be surprised if this guy found HK on deviantART and started following her around. She's 17, he's 21. Why would they be good buddies?

Or did HK make a post all like "hey this is my weird buddy who's into dragons"?

Well even if not "long-time", they talked on MSN and had Whiteboard sessions, so I doubt it's just some random stalker.

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=299480&postcount=34
I know the guy was a real freak who thought he was a dragon and all...but any one know why he got banned exactly? Not that im complaining, I find it rather funny. Just wondering....

He never gave us the proper pronounciation for "Xanavie'aus Fri'ayastan", either.

Well even if not "long-time", they talked on MSN and had Whiteboard sessions, so I doubt it's just some random stalker.
Well, then explain to me why after reading just portions of his post linked here, the first thing that came to my mind was "stalker"? :p

She's 17, he's 21. So?

77777777777777777777777777777777777

They knew eachother.

So?

77777777777777777777777777777777777
Internet.

Okay, I'm wrong. :p

In Russia acid trips on YOU!!!

Aye, but the only reason HK talked to him was because he could draw dragons really well...or I think it was somthing along those lines. But everything that guy said, convinced me that he isnt right. Kinda like those "furry" people lovers out there. It's ok to love your pet, but drawing p0rn of your dog and cat is just...not right.

lmao...Xanthrax would always come up to splapp on MSN and *nuzzel* him.

Hahahah, amazing!

lmao...Xanthrax would always come up to splapp on MSN and *nuzzel* him.

wait we aren't supposed to do that?

wait we aren't supposed to do that?
Of course we are, silly. *nuzzles Pickleworm*

Of course we are, silly. *nuzzles Pickleworm*

=^____^= squeee

I'm bored.

And growing increasingly attractive to females it seems.

Meh.

I'm bored.

And growing increasingly attractive to females it seems.

Meh.
You're obviously not making much use of it, mind if I borrow some of that attractiveness?

I seem to grow increasingly attractive to the WRONG females. And the other way for the right ones. Dayum.

K, the World Cup is over, and now I have nothing to do.
So, anyone knows any free games that can run on a really low spec computer?
It's either that, or go hunting for some snes games when my next paycheck arrives :p

If you have Windows 95, you could go hunting for old games on abandonware sites.

More random chat fun:

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Dosbox Dosbox Dosbox.

And window's compatability settings are occasionaly useful.

I'm bored.

And growing increasingly attractive to females it seems.

Meh.
Aye, women get desprite to my friend. :p




ouch.

Sup: that's WEIRD.

Strange, even.

Nah, it's just mildly disturbing. After all, it is Sup.

Aye, women get desprite to my friend. :p
ouch.Deathwish?

Dosbox Dosbox Dosbox.

And window's compatability settings are occasionaly useful.
...really low spec computer?I doubt Dosbox will run fine on one of those.

VDMSound (http://vogons.zetafleet.com/viewtopic.php?t=2071) might, though.

Sup: that's WEIRD.

Strange, even.I know. I answered "idiot". She blocked me. Fun stuff.
Nah, it's just mildly disturbing. After all, it is Sup.Wait, what?

I know. I answered "idiot". She blocked me. Fun stuff.
You should have told her to fúck off. Endlessly more fun.

That's not 1 ŴŐŔĎ.

I doubt Dosbox will run fine on one of those.
It ran fine on my pentium II.

Deathwish?
All fun and games bud. :p

I think I need to clarify. It's a 866mhz processor, but it somehow doesn't seem to run like an 866mhz processor.(runs way too slow for that processing power methinks)
Maybe it's because it's old, or maybe it's Win2000 fault.
The soundcard doesn't work properly too.

Hey, a new really ****ing weird e-mail, this time from SarahSimon@00homepage.com.
They'll never find all your bones. Or maybe the mosquito mange would appear
pulled sharply upward into a full loop and flew all the way around to a
things but at least they set themselves clear limits. Even the burning fluff
his webbed feet, lifted his beak, and strained to hold a painful hard
What the hell? It's not spam, either, because there was no attachment included.

edit: just got another one.
"You bet! They'll just melt in my arms!"
"I certainly wouldn't object too much if we did..."
my pass. The guard on duty was the lanky bean pole of a sergeant that I beat
miserably on the ground.

Oh sh1t I'm so dead :x
Yesterday night my sis asked me to type some homework she had done on her notebook into the comp, so I did, it was like a poll with several questions and 3 answers for each question.
In one of them I added the option "Chuck Norris" just for a laugh, but I highlighted it in red so she could easily notice it and remove it before she printed it in the morning... well I just opened the document and guess what :x

*hides under rock*

Maybe she just didn't save it after she printed it?...

Hey, a new really ****ing weird e-mail, this time from SarahSimon@00homepage.com.
What the hell? It's not spam, either, because there was no attachment included.
edit: just got another one.
Looks like some random sentence generator.
well I just opened the document and guess what :x
Maybe she just didn't save it after she changed it to Jackie Chan and printed it?...

All I have to say is:
Lego Star wars > everything else
http://feeds1.wazap.de/products/images/8715/18748/lego_star_wars,1.jpg
Seriously, I don't remembering enjoying a game this much for a looooooooooooooong time.

Looks like some random sentence generator.

Maybe she just didn't save it after she changed it to Jackie Chan and printed it?...
Sorry, my mistake. The document was already opened, she didn't really close it after she printed it.
I still have no idea if she/her teacher noticed so I'm just denying everything until I can't deny it anymore. So shhhhhhhhh :p

All I have to say is:
Lego Star wars > everything else
http://feeds1.wazap.de/products/images/8715/18748/lego_star_wars,1.jpg
Seriously, I don't remembering enjoying a game this much for a looooooooooooooong time.
It is quite a bit of awesome.

Yeah! Lego Star Wars is great indeed.

The sequel will be even better.
http://www.lucasarts.com/games/legostarwarsii/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3K48x3hx94

Officialy the most impresive thing I've ever seen.

Lego Star Wars.

The only game I was allowed to get since my brother and I could play at the same time.

Ohh I always wanted to play Lego Racers and build my own car, but I never got to do that



WOW
I put the Worms 2 CD into the drive about half an hour ago, and it loaded the auto-run just now... Funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3K48x3hx94

Officialy the most impresive thing I've ever seen.
Thats good...
but THIS (http://www.speedcubing.com/chris/videos/3x3x3-onehanded-sub30.wmv), is just wow.