The 100% Happy Wheels Discussion Station [Archive] - Page 4

SupSuper

11 Jun 2003, 14:05

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Madmaxquinn

11 Jun 2003, 22:05

Ctrl+V...

Pickleworm

13 Jun 2003, 00:00

omg hello

Paul.Power

13 Jun 2003, 10:24

For a while I thought this thread had died, but then I realised it was still on Page 1.

wij['erj

K^2

13 Jun 2003, 10:29

For a while I thought this thread had died, but then I realised it was still on Page 1.
The most pointless thing is allways the most usefull one, isn't it?

SupSuper

13 Jun 2003, 18:44

yep!

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:rolleyes::p

MonkeyforaHead

13 Jun 2003, 19:33

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Translation: "I hate you all you big <censored> you all suxor since you can't even speak l33t or be cool like me, hahahahahaha. F*** everything in teh world, boom!"

I'm not such a hopeless l33ter, am I? Hey, Pickleworm! YOU HEAR THAT?!:p

Pickleworm

13 Jun 2003, 20:13

no i dont

Blinx

13 Jun 2003, 20:15

Meh.Toilet.Fridge

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Pickleworm

13 Jun 2003, 20:30

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SomePerson

14 Jun 2003, 06:02

What's better of the following hard-drives?

80 GB 4200 RPM
60 GB 5400 RPM

Is the speed of the latter enough to make up for the lack of 20 GBs?

K^2

14 Jun 2003, 07:34

SomePerson

14 Jun 2003, 07:49

What's better of the following hard-drives?

80 GB 4200 RPM
60 GB 5400 RPM

Is the speed of the latter enough to make up for the lack of 20 GBs?
What are you planning to use the space for? Is price a factor? What is the actual read/write speed? Games, some other programs, but games will take the majority. Price is barely a factor. (the former is only $25 more expensive) The former has a faster media transfer rate, but they both have an equal interface transfer rate.

80 GB (http://www.alienware.com/Configurator_Pages/Details_Pages/Details_Page.aspx?ItemId=11539&ItemIdList=11350,10825,11047)
60 GB (http://www.alienware.com/Configurator_Pages/Details_Pages/Details_Page.aspx?ItemId=11350&ItemIdList=11539,10825,11047)

KamikazeBananze

14 Jun 2003, 07:53

You will ALL DIE!!! In roughly 70 years...

Ooo! I LOVE "La Coucaracha"!

9i wamn typiong nt6yuhoiewsb nwiothuj my moiuse34.

translation: I am typing this with my mouse.

Only 14 hrs to go until we break the record today, on the 14th!

Wierd...

I will soon be getting 512kb/s Broadband!

W00T!

And I wish I lived over in England. Then I cud get Blue Yonder Broadband for gamers: 1mb/s!

ARGH!!!

I'm good @ off-topics, oui, non, oui, non?

I have to go? Oui oui!

!lol!

Surely, you got that joke?

And that one?

Eva watched Airplane!

The second joke is from there...

I'm going to go now...

K^2

14 Jun 2003, 08:39

Games, some other programs, but games will take the majority. Price is barely a factor. (the former is only $25 more expensive) The former has a faster media transfer rate, but they both have an equal interface transfer rate.

80 GB (http://www.alienware.com/Configurator_Pages/Details_Pages/Details_Page.aspx?ItemId=11539&ItemIdList=11350,10825,11047)
60 GB (http://www.alienware.com/Configurator_Pages/Details_Pages/Details_Page.aspx?ItemId=11350&ItemIdList=11539,10825,11047)
The 80GB one has a lot higher density of the storage. That has its benefits and one drawback. The drawback is reliability. With higher density there is a little higher chance of a bit somewhere to go bad. Most of the time this will not cause a problem. In the worst case scenario you might have to reinstall the game because it can't open one of the files it needs. But such things are very rare. There are two benefits. The first one is obvious, who can't use extra 20GB of space? The second one might seem strange, but because the density is so much higher, even at the slower rotation speed it still has higher data access rate. For games it means faster installation and shorter load times.
In my oppinion the 80GB one outperforms the 60GB one. If you can spare extra $25 go for it.

Madmaxquinn

14 Jun 2003, 09:44

What's better of the following hard-drives?

80 GB 4200 RPM
60 GB 5400 RPM

Is the speed of the latter enough to make up for the lack of 20 GBs?

Neither, for best performance 2x 40 GB 7200 RPM hard-disks...

SargeMcCluck

14 Jun 2003, 10:32

Go for a 250 gig SCSI drive ;)

SomePerson

14 Jun 2003, 17:32

Madmaxquinn

14 Jun 2003, 20:53

Go for a 250 gig SCSI drive ;) Alienware (http://www.alienware.com) offers 80 GBs at the most for their laptops.Neither, for best performance 2x 40 GB 7200 RPM hard-disks...Only a single drive...

I've got the $25 to spare.:)

You didn't mention you're not using a desktop....

I use three (fast) hard-disks for optimal performance. I have my O/Ss on my first hard disk, my apps and games on my second and finally mp MP3s on the third. The way I can run the O/S, a game, and listen to music without beating the crap out of my PC.

Vader

14 Jun 2003, 22:11

It's cheaper to buy one huge drive and partition it. This method also uses up less space in your case and emits 1/3 of the heat when comparing 3 HDDs to 1.

Madmaxquinn

14 Jun 2003, 22:20

yes but the perfomance setback is significant, I should know, I've been doing this for some time.

If you have three partions and you run the O/S, a game, listen to music (assuming each each one is one a diffent partition) then the hard disk head has to move and work three times harder to deliver the goods. three hard-disk = 3 heads = better performance.

Vader

14 Jun 2003, 22:37

True, but if you are concerned about your PCs temperatures 1 HDD is better. I run 1 drive with 2 partitions. The performance is obviously a lot better than 1 partition, but not as good as 2 seperate HDDs, however I dont think it's a hugely significant difference. At the most your HDD will wear out quicker, but only by a few weeks and when taking the life span of a HDD that's really very little.

I'll soon be running an Athlon 1700XP overclocked to 2.3GHz (I dunno how many 1000s that is off the top of my head I'd guess 2600) but this is gonna require some heavy cooling, especially with my graphics card being like a radiator in my PC :p
To this end I will be running a maximum of 2 HDDs and as few partitions as possible in an aluminium case with an amazing heatsink (even my gig of DDR has built in heatsink) and 5-8 case fans/exhaust fans. Man, my PCs gonna rip.

KamikazeBananze

15 Jun 2003, 12:07

*points @ Vader*
Everybody, off the topic, it's gonna crash!

Let's talk about fridges. I like fridges, don't u?

MtlAngelus

15 Jun 2003, 14:56

disposable diapers!

Madmaxquinn

15 Jun 2003, 20:24

Ferrari won today, I’m ecstatic!

Zero72

16 Jun 2003, 00:44

*barfs for no reason*

Vader

16 Jun 2003, 01:10

So it was you who stole my carrots!

MtlAngelus

16 Jun 2003, 13:36

no, it was me!
*slaps vader with a white glove*
*runs*

UnKnown X

16 Jun 2003, 14:33

THE SIMPSONS LIVE IN NORTH KENTUCKY!!!!!!

KamikazeBananze

16 Jun 2003, 18:54

How'd u figure? I guessed that it was Chicago or New York...

Pickleworm

16 Jun 2003, 22:06

Ahem.

"The"

bravo.

Vader

16 Jun 2003, 22:06

You're both wrong, they live in Springfield!

I've been to their house on Evergreen Terrace, it's nice. They have a cat and dog.

Pickleworm

16 Jun 2003, 22:07

are people yellow

Vader

16 Jun 2003, 22:12

What a stupid question. I've never met them. I just went in their house.

Isn't it? Lets see...

Have you ever been seen watching a person by the person you are watching or are you always not seen watching a person by the person you are watching or sometimes maybe there is a person watching you watch a person who is not watching you but someone is watching them?

This is getting too personal.

SargeMcCluck

16 Jun 2003, 22:50

A south Brazillian cheezewozzer.

Zero72

16 Jun 2003, 23:18

*runs up a wall*

*sticks the the ceiling*

*.....just kinda hangs around there*

K^2

16 Jun 2003, 23:22

*runs up a wall*

*sticks the the ceiling*

*.....just kinda hangs around there*
"Hangs" being an operative word here.

MtlAngelus

16 Jun 2003, 23:23

Today, an estimated 20 percent of all U.S. children and adolescents have a daignosable psychiatric disorded.

MonkeyforaHead

17 Jun 2003, 02:01

Today, an estimated 20 percent of all U.S. children and adolescents have a daignosable psychiatric disorded.
*wonders if that was intentional irony or not*

Zero72

17 Jun 2003, 02:07

I miss the Angry Beavers. Of course, the first season was the best. I loved their old B-movie spoofs. Whatever happened to them, anyway?

MonkeyforaHead

17 Jun 2003, 02:55

Heh, as an avid AB fan, I'm actually somewhat in the know as to what happened. Apparently, Nickelodeon just... took it off the air. No clue why, I'm sure it was popular enough. A similar event actually took place in the past, just after season 2, but an online petition got it back on the air. So since it was taken off the air again, another petition was started. Just recently, it's apparently begun re-airing reruns on the Nicktoons channel. I'm hoping that means some new episodes will be coming soon.:)

K^2

17 Jun 2003, 07:09

Today, an estimated 20 percent of all U.S. children and adolescents have a daignosable psychiatric disorded.
Actualy, people in US are just so lasy, that instead of taking care of their children a lot prefer to just give them some drugs to keep them quite. That obviously causes a lor of normal kids to be diagnosed with Attention Defecit Disorder. Here is an example:

Normal Kid.

Parent: What do you want to do?
Kid (excited): Go outside and play!
Parent: OK, but homework first.
Kid: No way!
Parent: Go to your room now!

Kid on Drugs that Supposed to Keep Him "Focused".

Parent: What do you want to do?
Kid (monotonously): Don't care...
Parent: Why don't you go do your homework.
Kid: OK...

Paul.Power

17 Jun 2003, 09:55

Me:

Parent: What do you want to do?
Me: Agh - must - resist - temptation - to - quote - those - Scouse - vultures - from - the - Jungle - Book... oh, it's no good. "I dunno, what do you wanna do?".

K^2

17 Jun 2003, 10:47

Another random (almost) fact by K^2:
websites: http://www.worms3d.com and http://www.team17.com
have consecutive IP addresses.

SargeMcCluck

17 Jun 2003, 11:37

Zero72

17 Jun 2003, 14:54

No kidding. Nickelodeon is rubbish now. Especially since they started that Teenick bull...oney. I simply can't stand that popular nonsense.

Squirminator2k

17 Jun 2003, 15:23

Rugrats has lost it's pinnashe, if such a word exists. Much like the Simpsons, the first few episodes weren't too great. Then it got good - reeally good. recently though there has been a dip in ideas, and it's pretty much been killed by "Rugrats in Paris - the Movie" with the addition of that new girl and that horrid title sequence.

But that's on-topic.

Zero72

17 Jun 2003, 15:45

Yeah, you're right. It had kind of a golden age, then the first movie came along and spewed forth that damnable hellspawn Dill. Then it died.

Squirminator2k

17 Jun 2003, 15:54

Indeed.

Check out the new Project CF3 thread or you will suffer a terrible, terrible Dill.

Zero72

17 Jun 2003, 15:58

Very well. *monkeys fly in and throw pickles at people just to add to the offtopicyness*

Vader

17 Jun 2003, 16:29

McFarlane toys rule!

Man, they make some seriously good stuff...the kind of stuff you dont want to rape of it's packaging.

KamikazeBananze

17 Jun 2003, 18:39

I like AB! AND I like Zim!

Did u know that the voice of Dag=the voice of Zim?

MtlAngelus

17 Jun 2003, 19:54

GIR rulz
i hate nickelodeon
the only good thing now is Spongebob Squarepants:p

Newt X

17 Jun 2003, 20:00

Spongebob Squarepantslol

Madmaxquinn

17 Jun 2003, 22:27

/me changes subject. ooh. Wow. oh look, it's dark outside.

Zero72

18 Jun 2003, 01:57

*runs in wearing a purple cape* I am Baron Bad Beaver.... Master of really terrible, evil..........things. *scary music plays* *runs away giggling*

Pickleworm

18 Jun 2003, 12:05

No kidding. Nickelodeon is rubbish now. Especially since they started that Teenick bull...oney. I simply can't stand that popular nonsense.

Why Nickelodion isn't cool: Klascy Csupo or whatever that crap-spewing company is called. Everything it has made on Nickelodion (Rugrats, Rocket Power, Wild Thornberrys) is RUBBISH. I could be bored to death and the internet could be out and i still wouldn't be able to sit through that garbage.

Edit: Forgot "As told by Ginger". Hate that too.

MonkeyforaHead

18 Jun 2003, 18:33

Dag: "Leave my brother alone, pond scum! I challenge you to a drag race!"
Pond Scum: "Drag race?! Pah! My toothless grandmother drag races! What say we make it a chicken race? We race to the top of Stupidly-High Falls, first one to back off is a loser."
Dag: (looking at waterfall) "...Gulp."
Pond Scum: "Whatsa matter, are ya... *starts making clucking noises*"
Dag: "I'm not a cow!"

MtlAngelus

18 Jun 2003, 22:32

Vader

18 Jun 2003, 22:44

And The Tick

The Tick was cool

MtlAngelus

18 Jun 2003, 22:47

And The Tick

The Tick was cool
oh, yesh, i remember that
i think...
i only remember the thick and the bunny-guy

Zero72

19 Jun 2003, 18:04

Burp.

Vader

19 Jun 2003, 18:08

*sneeze*

MonkeyforaHead

19 Jun 2003, 18:09

*notices Zero's location*

Hey, you made it! Grab a deck chair and enjoy the rays, brother!:cool:

(*gets attacked by one dozen starving, crazed weasels*)

Zero72

19 Jun 2003, 18:11

lol, just make sure to keep an eye on your snorkel.

SomePerson

19 Jun 2003, 21:06

And run if someone tries to make you eat sauerkraut!

Edit: Hmm, it's my birthday. I'm getting the best thing of all - MONEY! Oh, and 3 pizzas...;)

KamikazeBananze

19 Jun 2003, 21:08

Sauerkraut? ugh!

BEST BIT FROM A SIMPSON'S CARTOON:

Nun: We nuns cannot fly.
Homer: Oh, too much junk in the trunk, eh?
Nun: ... Yes.

SupSuper

19 Jun 2003, 21:13

i'm still wondering why Pickelworm bothered to pay for a .com website instead of getting a free host. i mean, IS HE THAT DAMN RICH SO HE CAN WASTE MONEY ON A .COM WEBSITE WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH DULL???

also, you forgot to update the news since your forum is no more :p

b´tw, pickelworm0's webwsite ias: http://www.sweatypicle.com +9

SomePerson

19 Jun 2003, 21:19

SupSuper

19 Jun 2003, 21:23

This site is hosted for free by FreeWebs.comOr did he not remove that message when he started paying? probably, since he would be at http://www.freewebs.com/sweatypickle if he was using FreeWebs.com for free.

Zero72

20 Jun 2003, 00:27

Happy B-Day, SomePerson.

SomePerson

20 Jun 2003, 00:50

Happy B-Day, SomePerson. Many thanks!:D

Just try not to mention food.;)

Vader

20 Jun 2003, 01:06

b´tw, pickelworm0's webwsite ias: http://www.sweatypicle.com +9

Moron.

MtlAngelus

20 Jun 2003, 03:23

happy b-day someperson

i'll have pizza with extra cheese, a hamburguer and a burrito

SomePerson

20 Jun 2003, 06:21

happy b-day someperson

i'll have pizza with extra cheese, a hamburguer and a burrito Tha- *barfs*

KamikazeBananze

21 Jun 2003, 06:32

yep, Happy B-Lated B-Rated B-Day!

NB: I used B-Rated cause it had assonance with B-Lated and B-Day.

Hey Mtl, willing to share? Or at least order me sumthing?

UnKnown X

21 Jun 2003, 08:45

...

Vader

21 Jun 2003, 14:23

Zero72

21 Jun 2003, 18:54

lmao!

Here's another one that had me rolling...

MonkeyforaHead

21 Jun 2003, 22:19

Heh, I'm never one to be outdone.;)

Here we go, fresh off the scanner... (http://members.shaw.ca/mfah/robotnik_present.jpg)

BetongÅsna

21 Jun 2003, 23:05

lol

madness

SupSuper

22 Jun 2003, 19:17

hurray for madness!

oh, and pies :p

KamikazeBananze

22 Jun 2003, 19:31

Note 2 u guys: DON'T EAT RHUBARB PIE!

MonkeyforaHead

22 Jun 2003, 20:09

I've tried store-bought rhubarb pie before. A little tangy, but so long as it's got enough sugar...

KamikazeBananze

22 Jun 2003, 20:12

I found a stick in one of mine. The idiot who'd made it had stuck in too much rhubarb. In short, +o( for those with MS 6.0, and I got sick for those w/o.

Zero72

22 Jun 2003, 21:55

*posts something*

MtlAngelus

22 Jun 2003, 22:17

*attaches something*

SomePerson

22 Jun 2003, 22:22

www.something.com

Zero72

22 Jun 2003, 22:24

OMG TIHS SITE ROXOR!!!!!11!!!

I need to learn leet.:p

SomePerson

22 Jun 2003, 22:26

OMG TIHS SITE ROXOR!!!!!11!!!

I need to learn leet.:p Watch carefully!

0/\/\6 71l-l5 5173 l20X0l2

MtlAngelus

22 Jun 2003, 22:40

wow, that's a deep site.

edit: there's a very good text to 1337 convertor at www.blamethepixel.com

Vader

22 Jun 2003, 23:01

MtlAngelus

22 Jun 2003, 23:11

because you were drunk?

Vader

22 Jun 2003, 23:21

Nope, there's a genuine reason behind it.

FatWhitey

22 Jun 2003, 23:29

To go see see film LOTR in New Zealand, I think...

Vader

22 Jun 2003, 23:33

Yes, but why would "I kick **** for the Lord" be a good reason?

MtlAngelus

22 Jun 2003, 23:37

because you would do anything to go to see it... and in this case it's kicking an ****

Vader

23 Jun 2003, 14:43

SupSuper

23 Jun 2003, 16:09

I need to learn leet.:p
90 |-|3|23 (http://www.blamethepixel.com/l33tiser.php)!

Paul.Power

24 Jun 2003, 13:28

www.something.com It's amazing what some people will do. :) I wonder if they used HTML or WYSIWYG?

*looks*

Hmm - probably HTML from the code:

<html><head><title>Something.</title></head>
<body>Something.</body>
</html>

Vader

24 Jun 2003, 21:51

I like Lavazza.

MonkeyforaHead

25 Jun 2003, 03:21

ph34r The Gord (http://www.actsofgord.com)!

K^2

25 Jun 2003, 05:35

I have an incredible urge to attach an image...

Anyone who can fully explain why I chose what I did as a reason I would like to go to New Zealand gets a prize.

Partial explainations will only give other players a clue.

Good luck!
Because you are crazy. Might not be the answer you are looking for, but it is a correct one.
www.something.com It's amazing what some people will do. :)
Correct me if I am wrong, but doesn't .com domain name run at about $100/year?

SomePerson

25 Jun 2003, 05:57

UnKnown X

25 Jun 2003, 08:42

UnKnown X

25 Jun 2003, 08:46

UnKnown X

25 Jun 2003, 08:50

...

SargeMcCluck

25 Jun 2003, 12:30

Don't forget that they get to see the LOTR films about 2 weeks early in New Zealand.

Vader

25 Jun 2003, 13:38

No, it wasnt to see LOTR, I think Peter Jackson did a horrible job of Two Towers, and in all honesty Im not really looking forward to Return of the King.

I'll give you all 3 more guesses between you, then I will have to educate you. So far it would seem you are all heavily undercultured ;)

UnKnown X

25 Jun 2003, 15:25

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UnKnown X

25 Jun 2003, 15:25

UnKnown X

25 Jun 2003, 15:26

UnKnown X

25 Jun 2003, 15:27

...

SomePerson

25 Jun 2003, 17:14

You want to visit the places the movie was filmed?

Vader

25 Jun 2003, 17:26

The question isn't "Why did I enter the competition?". The question is "Why did I use "I kick **** for the Lord" as my entry?".

Come on people!

Star Worms

25 Jun 2003, 17:27

Ooh a few days ago I got to 11Kb/sec!!!:D. The computers at school get to abour 300-500Kb/sec

SomePerson

25 Jun 2003, 17:31

Here I am at 3.5 Kb/s...

UnKnown X

25 Jun 2003, 18:36

300-500Kb/sec WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???!! At MY school (yes, MY schooll, MY OWN school :p) the computers go something like 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 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They suck...

SupSuper

25 Jun 2003, 20:05

300-500Kb/sec WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???!! At MY school (yes, MY schooll, MY OWN school :p) the computers go something like 0.000000[...]00001 kb/s... They suck... that's nothing. in the computers in my school, IE says download speed is -0,5kb/s :eek:

SomePerson

25 Jun 2003, 21:52

I just had blood drawn...:p

I HATE NEEDLES!

*Stumbles off clutching his arm*

Vader

25 Jun 2003, 22:02

Mmmmm....Noodles

Zero72

25 Jun 2003, 22:24

SomePerson

25 Jun 2003, 22:33

Zero speaks his mind...

;)

Zero72

25 Jun 2003, 22:43

Zing.:p

SomePerson

26 Jun 2003, 02:50

How do you CHMOD things in Lycos.co.uk?:confused:

UnKnown X

26 Jun 2003, 09:56

quote me...

Trash: [/a]

K^2

26 Jun 2003, 10:01

Pickleworm

26 Jun 2003, 12:22

Vader

26 Jun 2003, 13:25

Oooooooohhh....I get it now...

Um

SupSuper

26 Jun 2003, 13:43

How do you CHMOD things in Lycos.co.uk?:confused: with

a

ftp

client

:p

SargeMcCluck

26 Jun 2003, 13:46

How do you CHMOD things in Lycos.co.uk?:confused: with

a

ftp

client

:p

An*

SupSuper

26 Jun 2003, 13:48

How do you CHMOD things in Lycos.co.uk?:confused: with

a

ftp

client

:p

An* i say it's A, because FTP starts with F, which is not a vowel. if it were, for example, ATP, then it would be An, but since it isn't, it is A, and not An, because it isn't, and it is, got it?

Vader

26 Jun 2003, 13:56

I have an incredible urge to attach an image...

Anyone who can fully explain why I chose what I did as a reason I would like to go to New Zealand gets a prize.

Partial explainations will only give other players a clue.

Good luck!

Well since you lot suck I'll have to give you all the answer.

You will recall my entry saying "I kick **** for the Lord".

Lord of the Rings was directed by Peter Jackon.
Peter Jackson comes from New Zealand.
The third film he directed was called Braindead (originally titled Dead Alive).
Braindead is set in New Zealand.
In Braindead, there is a priest who seems to know martial arts. When the lead character is being attacked by zombies the priest says "Stand back boy, this calls for some devine intervention" (hilarious)
During that fight scene he also says "I kick **** for the Lord".

So, my entry (including the portion of the sentence they gave you) read: I would like to visit New Zealand because I kick **** for the Lord.

Incredible. Anyone who didnt think of that is heavily undercultured.

I strongly reccomend Braindead to anyone. It's funny, it's got some amazing gore, it's well directed, it has stop-start animation in parts, it has The Archers, it has a super funny custard scene, and easily the best lawnmower scene in the history of cinema!

edit:
IMDB says: "Bow down, pay homage and rejoice, ye fans of truly gory horror: "Braindead" is here!

I caught this at a friends' Halloween party and spent most of the evening watching entranced as zombies, rat monkeys, Shaolin-Catholic priests, intestines and lawnmowers all share screen time. Every minute of its running time, in the back of my mind, I was just subliminally shouting "yay" at the top of my lungs, overjoyed at every grotesque/hilarious moment that transpired.

No plot description is necessary here; this is a movie that can only be experienced first-hand with friends and family (and barf bags) close at hand.

If you have not seen "Braindead" and think you've seen it all, you MUST catch this one! As funny as "Evil Dead 2" yet almost blasphemously profane, therefore all the funnier! Monstrous zombified mothers (yay!), partially decapitated nurses (yay!), pus-filled soup (yay!), zombified babies beaten from pillar to post (yay!) and enough stage blood to fill two Olympic-size swimming pools (yay!) will give the strong-stomached among you jollies to last for months. I sure did the trick for me.

Director/co-writer Jackson went on to bigger things, to be sure, but will he ever regain the inspiration he attained here? Probably not, but how would he mix Hobbits and killer intestines (yay!)?

Ten, no: eleven...no: TWELVE stars for "Braindead" (ten for the movie, two for the overall feeling you'll have days after in remembering how zombies party).

YAY!"

SEE IT NOW

edit2:
i say it's A, because FTP starts with F, which is not a vowel. if it were, for example, ATP, then it would be An, but since it isn't, it is A, and not An, because it isn't, and it is, got it?

Actually, an is used when saying FTP because F is said 'Eff'. If you said "a file transfer protocol" that would be fine, but it is an FTP.

An is used to aid the flow of the sentence. A FTP is too staggered and sounds ugly. Shutup Sup, you're wrong.

SargeMcCluck

26 Jun 2003, 14:05

with

a

ftp

client

:p

An* i say it's A, because FTP starts with F, which is not a vowel. if it were, for example, ATP, then it would be An, but since it isn't, it is A, and not An, because it isn't, and it is, got it?

Aah, but FTP is an abbreviation and the way you pronounce it is "Eff-Tee-Pee", and Eff starts with an E which is a vowel.

UnKnown X

26 Jun 2003, 15:08

Oooooooohhh....I get it now...

Um

Didn't u know that?

Zero72

26 Jun 2003, 16:07

Dunnnnnnnnnnn duh-dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn duh-dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn duh-duhhh-duh-dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...

This concludes your musical interlude for today.

Paul.Power

26 Jun 2003, 20:37

Dunnnnnnnnnnn duh-dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn duh-dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn duh-duhhh-duh-dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...

This concludes your musical interlude for today. I shall now sing the letter "e"

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

MtlAngelus

27 Jun 2003, 01:10

SomePerson

27 Jun 2003, 01:27

I just recorded this - what is it? (You may have to turn the volume up to hear it)

Paul.Power

27 Jun 2003, 12:59

UnKnown X

27 Jun 2003, 14:31

__________________
*points at M3ntal*
*points at S-2k, Andrew Taylor, SupSuper, Psydome, Newt X, Blinx, Thomas P and the 1-post users*
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
Link, he come to town, Come to save, the Princess Zelda
Ganon took her away, Now the children don't play
But they will, when Link saves the day, Hallelujah!

Now Link, fill up your hearts, So you can shoot, your sword with power
And when you're feeling all down, The fairy will come around
So you'll be brave, and not a sissy coward

Now Link, has saved the day, Put Ganon, in his grave
So now Zelda is free, And now our hero shall be
Link! I think your name shall go down into history
System of a Down- Zelda's theme
a must hear
::: ¡ARRIBA MEXICO CABRONES!! :::

UnKnown X

27 Jun 2003, 14:32

SupSuper

27 Jun 2003, 14:55

Zero72

27 Jun 2003, 16:04

:eek: What have U Done?

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Blinx

27 Jun 2003, 18:54

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KamikazeBananze

27 Jun 2003, 19:04

My favourite word:

UnKnown X

28 Jun 2003, 13:30

UI amn tr7yhopl09jmnh trhjbuijkew wqikftrbn mny fdcklmsaztrdsxz.- (I am typing this with my fists.)

I am tgyping thids wiuth myt elbows.

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Paul.Power

28 Jun 2003, 15:08

This thread went to the dogs a long time ago. Now it's gone to the otters...

Zero72

28 Jun 2003, 16:11

I like lemurs.

Blinx

28 Jun 2003, 16:13

Hmm the girl I like said she'd rather kiss a dog than me.

Woof.

Vader

28 Jun 2003, 16:26

So why didnt you kick off into Ki-ora mode?

"I'll be yo dawg oogaboogaboogabooga, ki-ora!" etc

Zero72

28 Jun 2003, 16:32

Sorry to hear that.

Date her friends.:p

Blinx

28 Jun 2003, 16:34

Sorry to hear that.

Date her friends.:p

lol Im tempted. Her friend hates me for some reason. Ever since I told her I didn't love her.

Mind the girl I mentioned above has a lot of mood swings and she seems to like me a lot. (She's talking to me much more)

Vader

28 Jun 2003, 16:36

If your girl starts acting up, then you take her friend.

Zero72

28 Jun 2003, 16:36

Maybe she's just playing hard to get, then.

Vader

28 Jun 2003, 16:38

Have you introduced her to 10 pints of beer and One-Eye the Wonder Worm?
Wise words which work wonders with women

Blinx

28 Jun 2003, 16:41

Maybe she's just playing hard to get, then.
Which? The one who hates me? Or the one who did have a crush on me?(aka the one I like)

Im playing hard to get with her aswell. I used to look at her a lot now I don't. I speak to her now and again. She sat on the seat opposite me on the bus and in front of me on the way back. I think she was looking at me throught the relflective window in the front.
key: | window y girl x me. / seat

|
| / / / y/ / x/

One-Eye the Wonder Worm

I prefer to call it the "The Holy Rod of Girls screaming more"

UnKnown X

28 Jun 2003, 17:11

Today I got 4,01 MB/s when downloading, AND THIS TIME IM NOT LYING!!!! :eek:Ekk:e3ke:eek:Eke.KE.eKEK.eKE,.ELEKL;KE;Ke

Check dis out: :p (no, not the smiley, the attachment)

MonkeyforaHead

28 Jun 2003, 21:50

Fuzzy pickles!

Oh, and I can believe... sort of... that pic is real -- if you'd already opened the video in Media Player, then gone back to the site to download it. But I always have "close window when download completed" checked, so I don't know if it's even programmed to use "microseconds" as a descriptor and THE FLYING PURPLE MONKEYS WILL KILL US ALL

Zero72

28 Jun 2003, 21:53

Buh-da-da-DAAH!

MonkeyforaHead

28 Jun 2003, 22:03

*falls off his chair laughing*
Ohhh, you've done it now... I just can't help myself! :)

Zero72

28 Jun 2003, 22:04

lmao! Yaaay!:D

MonkeyforaHead

28 Jun 2003, 22:06

Heh, this is the last one I've got. :)

FatWhitey

28 Jun 2003, 22:08

Fuzzy pickles!

wormsfreak

28 Jun 2003, 22:13

bla bla

Zero72

28 Jun 2003, 22:17

I make GOOOOOOD pikshur.

Worm Mad

28 Jun 2003, 22:50

BLA x infinity...

Star Worms

28 Jun 2003, 23:10

very quickly made picture!

Star Worms

28 Jun 2003, 23:12

Vader

28 Jun 2003, 23:13

BLA x infinity...

Zero72

28 Jun 2003, 23:15

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Star Worms

28 Jun 2003, 23:20

Star Worms

28 Jun 2003, 23:21

Zero72

28 Jun 2003, 23:22

I'm hungry.

*eats cat*

Cat: HEY!
Me: Sorry, I was hungry.

Vader

28 Jun 2003, 23:24

*eats Zero72*

Zero72: HEY!
Cat: HEY!
Me: Burp!

*spits out brainless bodies*

Zero72

28 Jun 2003, 23:27

*eats Vader*

Vader: HEY!
Cat: HEY!
Me: HEY!

What the?

*Space-time paradox*

*Universe implodes*

Vader

28 Jun 2003, 23:30

Fierce.

Pickleworm

29 Jun 2003, 01:18

*eats vader*

Zero72: Hey!
Vader: Hey!
Cat: Hay!
Vader: Hay is for horses.
Zero72: Hey!
Vader: Hey!
Cat: Hay!
Vader: Hay is for horses.
Zero72: Hey!
Vader: Hey!
Cat: Hay!
Vader: Hay is for horses.
Zero72: Hey!
Vader: Hey!
Cat: Hay!
Vader: Hay is for horses.
Zero72: Hey!
Vader: Hey!
Cat: Hay!
Vader: Hay is for horses.
Zero72: Hey!
Vader: Hey!
Cat: Hay!
Vader: Hay is for horses.
Zero72: Hey!
Vader: Hey!
Cat: Hay!
Vader: Hay is for horses.
Zero72: Hey!
Vader: Hey!
Cat: Hay!
Vader: Hay is for horses.
Zero72: Hey!
Vader: Hey!
Cat: Hay!
Vader: Hay is for horses.
Zero72: Hey!
Vader: Hey!
Cat: Hay!
Vader: Hay is for horses.
Zero72: Hey!
Vader: Hey!
Cat: Hay!
Vader: Hay is for horses.
Zero72: Hey!
Vader: Hey!
Cat: Hay!
Vader: Hay is for horses.
Zero72: Hey!
Vader: Hey!
Cat: Hay!
Vader: Hay is for horses.
Zero72: Hey!
Vader: Hey!
Cat: Hay!
Vader: Hay is for horses.

MonkeyforaHead

29 Jun 2003, 01:23

*universe implodes again*

SomePerson

29 Jun 2003, 01:27

*Burps up the universe*

K^2

29 Jun 2003, 01:37

*Space-time paradox*
There is no such thing as space-time paradox. It was invented by people who do not understand the super positional nature of the multiverse.

Vader

29 Jun 2003, 01:50

shut the **** up you anal *******

wormsfreak

29 Jun 2003, 02:23

?+*%)][&$/#!"=}{\-_-'´^,;.:><|

SomePerson

29 Jun 2003, 02:24

Nobody guessed it. It is my computer's CD-RW drive opening and closing.

Nutter

29 Jun 2003, 03:24

This thread is nothing more than an attempt at getting peoples post counts up. :)

Any excuse to increment that number....

Vader

29 Jun 2003, 03:26

Your post count doesnt increase in the OD forum, and only users with 300 or more posts can post in here. It's also secret so dont tell anyone!

Observe (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?s=&threadid=7286)

SomePerson

29 Jun 2003, 03:27

This thread is nothing more than an attempt at getting peoples post counts up. :)

Any excuse to increment that number.... Nutter's back!:D

Unfortunately:rolleyes: posts here don't count...

Edit: If only AOL had been fast enough.=P

Zero72

29 Jun 2003, 05:44

*Space-time paradox*
There is no such thing as space-time paradox. I know, but it was still kind of funny, so that's why I did it.

Zero72

29 Jun 2003, 06:58

Never, ever attempt to read this entire thread in one sitting.

Never double-post, either.

KamikazeBananze

29 Jun 2003, 08:19

I neva, EVA, double-post.

KamikazeBananze

29 Jun 2003, 08:20

Not in a million years...

Nutter

29 Jun 2003, 10:26

KamikazeBananze

29 Jun 2003, 10:30

There ya go then...

UnKnown X

29 Jun 2003, 13:52

Your post count doesnt increase in the OD forum, and only users with 300 or more posts can post in here. It's also secret so dont tell anyone!

For users with 300 or more posts?

But I've only got 2393+ posts!

Actually, you have 2394 posts, including the OD forum...

Wait a second, this is weird... It says that you have one post in the OD forum, but you have more than that :confused: :confused:

Star Worms

29 Jun 2003, 14:57

UnKnown X

29 Jun 2003, 15:34

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HAHAHAHA LOL HAHHAAHAHHA ROFL ROFL ROFL ROL MALO MLFAMO LMOA LMAO ROFLMAO FOFLA OTRO FORALF !!!!! HAHAHHAHHA ALOL LAL O OLO AGAGHHAHAHFHA HFAHA LAO L OLL OL O ORFL ORLF OR FOR OF LAO RLA OF AFOFHAHFHA AHAHA LMAO AGAMFHHAHHHAHA LMAO AHHALM OMLO KLMOAOL MAO LMOA MAOL AKOAMLAL MOAMALLA AKOAOKLAROFLMAL ROFLMAO ROFLAMFOMAOR FOAMOROFAMNOOJRFMO!!!!!! LOL HAHHAHA LKMOA AAOFOAFPA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MUAHAHAHHA AGHEHHEHEHEHHEEHEHEHEE LOL LMAOL O ALOALALOLALALAOLLAOLAO!!!!!!!! LAOLAOLLWLAOLWDAKDLAALOLAALOLOALOLAOLAOLAOA AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OLOL LMAO!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHHA ALOL LAL O OLO AGAGHHAHAHFHA HFAHA LAO L OLL OL O ORFL ORLF OR FOR OF LAO RLA OF AFOFHAHFHA AHAHA LMAO AGAMFHHAHHHAHA LMAO AHHALM OMLO KLMOAOL MAO LMOA MAOL AKOAMLAL MOAMALLA AKOAOKLAROFLMAL ROFLMAO ROFLAMFOMAOR FOAMOROFAMNOOJRFMO!!!!!! LOL HAHHAHA LKMOA AAOFOAFPA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MUAHAHAHHA AGHEHHEHEHEHHEEHEHEHEE LOL LMAOL O ALOALALOLALALAOLLAOLAO!!!!!!!! LAOLAOLLWLAOLWDAKDLAALOLAALOLOALOLAOLAOLAOA AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OLOL LMAO!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA LOL HAHHAAHAHHA ROFL ROFL ROFL ROL MALO MLFAMO LMOA LMAO ROFLMAO FOFLA OTRO FORALF !!!!! HAHAHHAHHA ALOL LAL O OLO AGAGHHAHAHFHA HFAHA LAO L OLL OL O ORFL ORLF OR FOR OF LAO RLA OF AFOFHAHFHA AHAHA LMAO AGAMFHHAHHHAHA LMAO AHHALM OMLO KLMOAOL MAO LMOA MAOL AKOAMLAL MOAMALLA AKOAOKLAROFLMAL ROFLMAO ROFLAMFOMAOR FOAMOROFAMNOOJRFMO!!!!!! LOL HAHHAHA LKMOA AAOFOAFPA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MUAHAHAHHA AGHEHHEHEHEHHEEHEHEHEE LOL LMAOL O ALOALALOLALALAOLLAOLAO!!!!!!!! LAOLAOLLWLAOLWDAKDLAALOLAALOLOALOLAOLAOLAOA AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OLOL LMAO!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHHA ALOL LAL O OLO AGAGHHAHAHFHA HFAHA LAO L OLL OL O ORFL ORLF OR FOR OF LAO RLA OF AFOFHAHFHA AHAHA LMAO AGAMFHHAHHHAHA LMAO AHHALM OMLO KLMOAOL MAO LMOA MAOL AKOAMLAL MOAMALLA AKOAOKLAROFLMAL ROFLMAO ROFLAMFOMAOR FOAMOROFAMNOOJRFMO!!!!!! LOL HAHHAHA LKMOA AAOFOAFPA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MUAHAHAHHA AGHEHHEHEHEHHEEHEHEHEE LOL LMAOL O ALOALALOLALALAOLLAOLAO!!!!!!!! LAOLAOLLWLAOLWDAKDLAALOLAALOLOALOLAOLAOLAOA AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OLOL LMAO!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA LOL HAHHAAHAHHA ROFL ROFL ROFL ROL MALO MLFAMO LMOA LMAO ROFLMAO FOFLA OTRO FORALF !!!!! HAHAHHAHHA ALOL LAL O OLO AGAGHHAHAHFHA HFAHA LAO L OLL OL O ORFL ORLF OR FOR OF LAO RLA OF AFOFHAHFHA AHAHA LMAO AGAMFHHAHHHAHA LMAO AHHALM OMLO KLMOAOL MAO LMOA MAOL AKOAMLAL MOAMALLA AKOAOKLAROFLMAL ROFLMAO ROFLAMFOMAOR FOAMOROFAMNOOJRFMO!!!!!! LOL HAHHAHA LKMOA AAOFOAFPA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MUAHAHAHHA AGHEHHEHEHEHHEEHEHEHEE LOL LMAOL O ALOALALOLALALAOLLAOLAO!!!!!!!! LAOLAOLLWLAOLWDAKDLAALOLAALOLOALOLAOLAOLAOA AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OLOL LMAO!!!!!!! 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LAOLAOLLWLAOLWDAKDLAALOLAALOLOALOLAOLAOLAOA AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OLOL LMAO!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHHA ALOL LAL O OLO AGAGHHAHAHFHA HFAHA LAO L OLL OL O ORFL ORLF OR FOR OF LAO RLA OF AFOFHAHFHA AHAHA LMAO AGAMFHHAHHHAHA LMAO AHHALM OMLO KLMOAOL MAO LMOA MAOL AKOAMLAL MOAMALLA AKOAOKLAROFLMAL ROFLMAO ROFLAMFOMAOR FOAMOROFAMNOOJRFMO!!!!!! LOL HAHHAHA LKMOA AAOFOAFPA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MUAHAHAHHA AGHEHHEHEHEHHEEHEHEHEE LOL LMAOL O ALOALALOLALALAOLLAOLAO!!!!!!!! LAOLAOLLWLAOLWDAKDLAALOLAALOLOALOLAOLAOLAOA AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OLOL LMAO!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA LOL HAHHAAHAHHA ROFL ROFL ROFL ROL MALO MLFAMO LMOA LMAO ROFLMAO FOFLA OTRO FORALF !!!!! HAHAHHAHHA ALOL LAL O OLO AGAGHHAHAHFHA HFAHA LAO L OLL OL O ORFL ORLF OR FOR OF LAO RLA OF AFOFHAHFHA AHAHA LMAO AGAMFHHAHHHAHA LMAO AHHALM OMLO KLMOAOL MAO LMOA MAOL AKOAMLAL MOAMALLA AKOAOKLAROFLMAL ROFLMAO ROFLAMFOMAOR FOAMOROFAMNOOJRFMO!!!!!! 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Star Worms

29 Jun 2003, 18:09

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Star Worms

29 Jun 2003, 18:13

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Star Worms

29 Jun 2003, 18:15

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Lawd

29 Jun 2003, 18:18

:confused: umm... translation, please?

Star Worms

29 Jun 2003, 18:21

:confused: umm... translation, please? the idea is you translate them

UnKnown X

29 Jun 2003, 18:37

:confused: umm... translation, please? the idea is you translate them

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UnKnown X

29 Jun 2003, 18:40

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Star Worms

29 Jun 2003, 19:20

it's obvious when you make it up because you can see a pattern from where you have copied and pasted

rambo_6

29 Jun 2003, 19:29

it's obvious when you make it up because you can see a pattern from where you have copied and pasted

How?

SupSuper

29 Jun 2003, 22:10

MonkeyforaHead

30 Jun 2003, 01:33

00110001001100000011000100110000001100000011000000 11000100110001001100010011000000110001001100010011 00000011000000110000001100010011000000110000001100 ......
Translation:

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So yeah, I'd say he is making it up.:p

Zero72

30 Jun 2003, 01:43

M for an H, did you check out Blinx's "My Theory Is..." or whatever it's called thread?

UnKnown X

30 Jun 2003, 09:44

it's obvious when you make it up because you can see a pattern from where you have copied and pasted

How? you can see that the 0s and 1s kinda make diagonal lines because of the wordwrapping.
all he did was put 00110001001 in the beginning, copy 10000001 and 10001001 lots of times (they're mixed) and put 100010011 in the end.

No I didn't, first I wrote somethign like three lines copied two of them, pasted, copied a line in the middle and pasted, etc...

Actually it should've been lots of numbers...

ARGGH WHY IS IT ALWAYS WRONG WHEN I DO IT??!??!

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Nutter

30 Jun 2003, 10:12

They are all variations on "Please close this thread now!", with a few "hurrah!"s in there in anticipation of the closure ;).

SupSuper

30 Jun 2003, 21:46

MonkeyforaHead

30 Jun 2003, 22:11

They are all variations on "Please close this thread now!", with a few "hurrah!"s in there in anticipation of the closure ;).
Don't you dare!:mad:

:rolleyes:

SomePerson

1 Jul 2003, 04:41

How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point
a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation marks

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle
sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard
Kim.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd
time this week!!!!!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going
to have to let one of you go."

And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity.......

20. Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they
sentit to you or asked you not to send them stuff like this

MonkeyforaHead

1 Jul 2003, 04:49

Lol, I loved numbers 1 and 17.:D

UnKnown X

1 Jul 2003, 08:31

The Test Mark

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to
shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."

UnKnown X

1 Jul 2003, 08:35

Things To Do In An Elevator

1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them
on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,
and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they
know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your saiting for a friend. After
a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day
been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then
scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,
ask if they have an apointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to
play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask
them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay,
don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group Hig!"and then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the
wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in
horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then
announce, "I have new socks on".

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to
the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

UnKnown X

1 Jul 2003, 08:43

64 Ways to **** off a Cop

1) When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, officer, there's
no blood in my alcohol?"

2) When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to
race.

3) When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.

4) If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my
speedometer doesn't go that high.

5) Touch him.

6) When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a
hat.

7) Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

8) Refer to him by his first name.

9) Pretend you are gay and ask him out.

10) When he says no, cry.

11) If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.

12) If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a
nice way.

13) If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw
yourself on the hood.

14) When he asks you to spread them, tell him you don't go that
way.

15) When he puts handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me
dinner first"

16) Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause you don't like ink
on your fingers.

17) After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops!
That's the wrong name."

18) Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I
just ate the last one.

19) When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration,
please" right when he says it.

20) When he goes to read you your rights, sing "La La La, I
can't hear you!"

21) Trip and fall into him.

22) Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes you away.

23) Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to use
his pen.

24) Chew on the pen, nervously.

25) Clean your ear with the pen.

26) If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.

27) Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought your
name sounded familiar....

28) Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask
him how the plumbing was.

29) Act like you are retarded.

30) When he is telling you what you did wrong, start repeating
him, quietly.

31) Or mumble to yourself.

32) When he tells you to stop, say what are you talking about,
DUDE?

33) Drive to Dunkin Donuts and say hmmm....only 5 of you here
tonite......

34) Ask if they know how to make the donuts.

35) When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like
yours!

36) Ask if he watches Cops.

37) Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.

38) Giggle if he did.

39) Talk to your hand.

40) Ask if he knows someone named Rosy Palm and he Five Favorite
Friends.

41) Accuse him of sexual harassment if he does.

42) When he frisks you, say You missed a spot, and grin.

43) When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in
my car, the last cop got it.

44) Try to sell him your car.

45) Ask if you can buy his car.

46) If he takes you to the station, Ask to sit in the front.

47) Play with the siren.

48) If you know him, say you had his wife for dinner.

49) If you don't know him, ask if you can have his wife for
dinner.

50) Oops...I meant OVER for dinner.

51) Ask if he ever had pu-tang.

52) If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.

53) If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in
tongues.

54) When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.

55) When you are in the back, touch his neck through the
fencing.

56) Turn your head and whistle.

57) When he pulls out his night stick, say what you gonna do
with that.

58) If you are female, say I don't do that on the first date.

59) If he sticks you in the back of the car, cower in the
corner, suck your thumb, and whine.

60) Ask if you can see his gun.

61) When he says you aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to
see if mine was bigger.

62) Stare at the lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"

63) Tell him you like men in uniform.

64) Ask if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party.

UnKnown X

1 Jul 2003, 08:53

20 Responses to Telemarketers

1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for
bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.

2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so
glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I
have all these problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes
are sore, my dog just died . . . "

3. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to
spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then
ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business,
how many people work there, how they got into this line of work
if they are married, how many kids they have, etc. Continue
asking them personal questions or questions about their company
for as long as necessary.

4. This works great if you are male. Telemarketer: "Hi, my name
is Judy and I'm with XYZ Company. " You: Wait for a second and
with a real husky voice ask, "What are you wearing?"

5. Cry out in surprise, "Judy? Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how
have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief
moments of terror as she tries to figure out where she could
know you from.

6. Say "No" over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each
one, and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to
speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up.

7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and
Friends Plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can, "I don't
have any friends, would you be my friend?"

8. If the company cleans rugs, respond: "Can you get out blood?
Can you get out goat blood? How about human blood?"

9. After the Telemarketer gives his or her spiel, ask him or her
to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you
can't just give your credit card number to a complete stranger.

10. Tell the Telemarketer that you work for the same company,
and they can't sell to employees.

11. Answer the phone. As soon as you realize it is a
Telemarketer, set the receiver down, scream, "Oh my God!" and
then hang up.

12. Tell the Telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask
him/her if he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you
can call him/her back. When the Telemarketer explains that
telemarketers cannot give out their home numbers say, "I guess
you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The
Telemarketer will agree and you say, "Me either!" Hang up.

13. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.

14. Tell them it is dinner time, but ask if they would please
hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat
at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your
dinner conversation.

15. Tell the Telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and
ask if they could bring you some beer.

16. Ask them to fax the information to you, and make up a number.

17. Tell the Telemarketer, "Okay, I'll listen to you. But I
should probably tell you, I'm not wearing any clothes."

18. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a
joke. "Come on, Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your
momma?"

19. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to
speak up . . . louder . . . louder . . .

20. Tell them to talk very slowly, because you want to write
every word down.

NOTICE: The above have all been tested and approved for use on
telemarketers. No animals were harmed in the testing

UnKnown X

1 Jul 2003, 09:06

50 Fun Things to Do at Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to
join.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly,
especially in thin aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I
think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off
and turn the volume up to full blast.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen
you in so long." etc. See if they play along.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself
loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"

15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are
taking it for a test drive.

17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet
behind them. Do this until they leave the store.

18. Play football (the sort where you use the foot) or American football with a group of friends, using the entire store
as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look
mesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!"

20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and
when they say you didn't buy it there say "Hmmmm....I thought
the customer was always right!"

21. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you
will only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other
aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,
"I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello"
upside down.

29. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and
say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between
them yelling "Red Rover."

31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any
in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples)

32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale
battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.

33. Take bets on the battle from above.

34. Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics.

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask
the clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as
possible.

36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from
Mission Impossible.

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to
your Twinkies."

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: Marco Polo.

43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet
section, etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's.

45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with
various funnels.

46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at
something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to
your knees and scream, "No, no, its those voices again."

49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to
the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get out
much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

*BONUS*

1. Attempt to do all of the above in the same visit, without
getting kicked out.

2. Try to hold up customers with the toy guns. See how much you
can make.

UnKnown X

1 Jul 2003, 09:12

Jackass

In case your frustration level rises today, this is for everyone
who occasionally has a really bad day when you just need to take
it out on someone:

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a telephone call that
I had to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered
nicely saying, "Hello?"

I politely said, "This is Patrick Hanifin and may I please speak
to Robin Carter?" Suddenly the phone was slammed down on me! I
couldn't believe that anyone could be that rude. I tracked down
Robin's correct number and called her. She had transposed the
last two digits.

After I hung up with Robin, I spotted the wrong number still
laying on my desk. I decided to call it again. When the same
person once more answered, I yelled, "You're a jackass!" and
hung up. Next to his phone number I wrote the word "jackass" and
put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks when I was
paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up. He would
answer and I'd yell, "You're a jackass!" It always cheered me up.

Later in the year the phone company introduced caller ID. This
was a real disappointment for me. I would have to stop calling
the jackass. Then one day I had an idea. I dialed his number and
heard his voice. "Hello?"

I made up a name. "Hi. This is the sales office of the telephone
company and I'm just calling to see if you're familiar with our
new caller ID program." He answered, "No!" and slammed down the
receiver. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because
you're a jackass!"

The reason I'm taking the time to tell you this story is to show
you how if there's ever anything bothering you, you can do
something about it. Just dial 555-1212.

(Keep reading, it gets better.)

One day an old lady at the mall was really taking her time
pulling out of her parking space. I didn't think she was ever
going to leave. Finally, her car began to move ever so slowly
and she began backing out. I backed up a little more to give her
plenty of room. Great, I thought, she's finally leaving. All of
a sudden this black Camero came flying up the parking aisle in
the wrong direction and pulled into her space. I started honking
my horn and yelling, "You can't do that, buddy! I was here
first!"

The guy got out of his Camero completely ignoring me. He walked
toward the mall as if he didn't even hear me. I thought to
myself, this guy is a jackass. There sure are a lot of jackasses
in this world. I noticed he had a "For Sale" sign in the back
window of his car. I wrote down the number. Then I hunted for
another place to park.

The next day I was at home sitting at my desk. I had just gotten
off the phone after calling 555-1212 and yelling, "You're a
jackass!" (It's really easy to call him now since I have his
number on speed dial.) Then I noticed the phone number of the
guy with the black Camaro and decided to call him too. After a
couple of rings someone answered the phone. I asked, "Are you
the man with the black Camaro for sale?"

"Yes."

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house and
the car is parked right out front."

I asked, "What's your name?"

"My name is Don Hansen."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"I'm home in the evenings."

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"Sure."

"Don, you're a jackass!" And I slammed the phone down.

After I hung up I added Don's number to my speed dialer. Now I
had two jackasses to call whenever I had a bad day. However this
wasn't as much fun as it used to be. So I thought about it and
came up with a solution.

First, I had my phone dial jackass #1. The man answered nicely
and I yelled, "You're a jackass!" But I didn't hang up.

The jackass said, "Are you still there?"

I said, "Yeah."

He said, "Stop calling me."

I said, "No!"

He said, "What's your name, pal?"

I said, "Don Hansen."

He said, "Where do you live?"

"1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house and my black Camaro
is parked out front."

"I'm coming over right now, Don. You'd better start saying your
prayers."

"Yeah, like I'm really scared, Jackass!" And I hung up.

Then I called Jackass #2. He answered, "Hello."

I said, "Hello, jackass!"

He said, "If I ever find out who you are..."

"You'll what?"

"I'll kick your butt."

"Well, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now, jackass!"

And I hung up. Then I picked up the phone and called the police.
I told them I was at 1802 West 34th Street and that I was going
to kill my gay lover as soon as he got home. Another quick call
to Channel 13 news about the gang war going down on West 34th
Street. After that I climbed into my car and headed over to 34th
Street to watch the whole thing. Glorious!

I watched two jackasses kicking the crap out of each other in
front of 6 squad cars and a police helicopter I also taped it
off the evening news!

UnKnown X

1 Jul 2003, 09:16

Signs...

Sign in a Laundromat
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT
GOES OUT

Sign in a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR
FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE
DRAINING BOARD

On a church door:
THIS IS THE GATE OF HEAVEN. ENTER YE ALL BY THIS DOOR. (THIS DOOR IS KEPT
LOCKED BECAUSE OF THE DRAFT. PLEASE USE SIDE DOOR.)

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR
WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Outside a photographer's studio:
OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO

Notice in a dry cleaner's window:
ANYONE LEAVING THEIR GARMENTS HERE FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS WILL BE DISPOSED
OF.

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE
FIRST FLOOR

Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

Sign on a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T
WORK)

Spotted in a toilet in a London office block:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

UnKnown X

1 Jul 2003, 09:22

Interesting Facts (With Interesting Comments)

If you yelled for 8 years,7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(Oh my God...!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
starves to death.
(Creepy.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home .. maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the
male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(Who knew...? Who cares! )

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.

Oh, yeh, adn there's also some stuff about a pig's orgasm, should I post that too? :-/

Vader

1 Jul 2003, 16:50

I cant find the 'unsubscribe from this thread' button, so can you please STFU unknownX?

UnKnown X

1 Jul 2003, 17:21

Vader

1 Jul 2003, 17:41

Star Worms

1 Jul 2003, 17:45

DECODE:

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the reason yours don't work UX is because you copy and paste and the '0's and 1's make a diagonal pattern, plus my ones make sense.

MtlAngelus

1 Jul 2003, 18:22

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

i wish i was a pig

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

mm.... i'd rather be the pig
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure
i still wish i was a pig

:p
you got that in a mail, right unknown? i got the same some time ago

UnKnown X

1 Jul 2003, 19:39

[QUOTE=Vader]I cant find the 'unsubscribe from this thread' button, so can you please STFU unknownX? [/QUOTE¨

one hint; user - un-subscribe

And this is what googlism says about kjatte:

kjatte is going to ask 'what you up to t17?'

One hint: Use vB Code correctly in order to prevent yourself from looking like an idiot.

Oh, and btw, I couldn't find it because I wasnt looking, I was actually just hoping you would stfu.

You really are in a bad mood today, or you just want ****ing flame everybody, now you can shut the **** up about that ****ing vb code, **** this norwegian keyboard, i had pressed this ****ing key **** once:: ¨ and when i hit hte quote button and pressed enter, the ****ing computer replaced the ****ing ] with this ****:: ¨.

And dont **** me off cuz im in a ****ing ****ed mood today, if you people can get that sentence in between your ears, then im happy

oh, and too bad for you if you dont wanna look for that unsuscribing ****, cuz then it makes you look even more stupid as it seems you like the suscribing

Vader

1 Jul 2003, 22:27

oh, and too bad for you if you dont wanna look for that unsuscribing ****, cuz then it makes you look even more stupid as it seems you like the suscribing
Either that or Im lazy...which I am.

And I think you should chill out a bit. The only reason I picked out your error was in response to your "one hint" thing, which seemed to be an attack on my intellegence. I dont appreciate that, and so I responded with a counter-attack.

If you dont like it, lump it. No need to start effing and blinding on account of it, is there?

Besides, I only 'flamed' you and K^2 once each, and both times I was justified in doing so.

UnKnown X

2 Jul 2003, 09:32

SupSuper

2 Jul 2003, 16:22

UnKnown X

2 Jul 2003, 16:50

Paul.Power

2 Jul 2003, 21:11

Worm-Nut

3 Jul 2003, 01:57

10 crazy things to do at the pool:

1. If you are wearing nose plugs and somebody asks you what they are for say, “Oh, this? It’s just my communication device with the rest of my race. I’m going to start invading next week.” And walk away.

2. Claim the shallow end as your own.

3. If the lifeguard blows their whistle and points at you, say “You got me! I murdered (Some made-up name)!” and put your hands up in the air.

4. If you’re swimming and someone bumps into you say “Oh sorry, I was just MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WHEN YOU CRASHED INTO ME!!!”

5. Just when somebody is about to go into the water, scream “Don’t go in! It’s a trick!!!” right next to them.

6. When you get out of the water, mutter to somebody that‘s heading for the pool “Man, that piranha nearly got me…”

7. If there is somebody standing close to you in the water and you haven’t gotten in yet, tell them “That water is just colored it blue, there’s nothing in it. No wait, is that a yellow spot?” And walk away.

8. Sneak some way of making bubbles underwater into the pool, (like a balloon) make way towards the largest group of people you can find and make some bubbles behind you and groan “Ahhhh….that was nice…..”

9. Sneak up behind someone underwater and poke them, come up, and pretend it wasn’t you.

10. Walk around the locker room, asking people for their autographs and if they give it to you say, “Oh, hey (persons name)! Haven’t seen you in a long time! How you doing!” (Only do this if you don’t know the person)

K^2

3 Jul 2003, 07:26

10 crazy things to do at the pool:
If they are supposed to be funny, they are not.

SomePerson

3 Jul 2003, 08:58

Bored of the Rings is a hilarious book!:D

K^2

3 Jul 2003, 09:09

Bored of the Rings is a hilarious book!:D
Have you ever met a real Tolkinist? Them are crazy people, they run arround the forests figting on wooden swords, bows, axes, spears. Some of the more inventive ones have been known to build crossbows. Several times a year they gather in hundreds and reanact famous battles from Tolkien's works. If you see one of these people on the street, run.

SomePerson

3 Jul 2003, 09:11

Have you ever met a real Tolkinist? Them are crazy people, they run arround the forests figting on wooden swords, bows, axes, spears. Some of the more inventive ones have been known to build crossbows. Several times a year they gather in hundreds and reanact famous battles from Tolkien's works. If you see one of these people on the street, run. No, I haven't, and that's why I'm able to post here today...

Worm-Nut

3 Jul 2003, 16:07

10 crazy things to do at the pool:
If they are supposed to be funny, they are not.

Thanks for the positive reenforcement.:p I got inspired by UnKnownX and I'm a bad writer, so I didn't expect anyone to like it....:( I've been responding to cain letters sent to me by frends with all the funny things to do at stuff. It gives me quite the satisfaction!:cool:

Star Worms

3 Jul 2003, 19:06

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