This is deeply worrying, we're all turning into the people who were leading the Worms community when we were the newbies. I remember those dark times on the Wormtopia message board, back in 2001. I was struggling to break into the Worms Community, and there were all these people saying that it was dead or dying, and effectively telling me not to bother. It was very dispiriting for me, I can tell you.

But history seems to be repeating itself. And now even Worm Mad is turning into a Grumpy Old Man.

Surely only Nutter can save us now...

I was never a newbie in the community, as the first 6 or so months I played, I played with a very select amount of people and posted on a private forum, and by the time I started joining places like CL2K I was sane and stuff.
SaneISH anyway.

That would be better if it rhymed in all the right places.

Yeah, but I only did it for a bit of a laugh so I couldn't really be bothered.

And now even Worm Mad is turning into a Grumpy Old Man.

Oh, it was only a joke, Paul. Lighten up. I love those little tykes really. Ho ho ho, I wonder what mischief they'll get into next!

The Worms Community has its annual yay-ermmm-noooo-dead-yay-etc cycles but the spirit of a wormer never dies.

You'll never leave!

Oh, it was only a joke, Paul. Lighten up. I love those little tykes really. Ho ho ho, I wonder what mischief they'll get into next!Fair enough :).

I'm just a bit worried, that's all.

On the subject of songs, to the tune of "Rocket Man":
****ing down!
It is raining heavily outside
****ing down!
Is there anywhere that I can hide?
****ing down!
All I wanna do is stay dry!
It's ****ing down...

HOMEPAGE UPDATE: (http://members.lycos.co.uk/supsuper/) Put up a review on the game Dune and the Info page, so if you think you don't know enough about me you might check it out, though I doubt you don't know all that it's there :p

I've been playing GTA1 lately
I just extermenitated all cops in San Andreas :p
I killed a lot and then none would appear anymore(makes missions eassier :p)

double post edit:

GAH! The order of things has been broken!
I've been recently watching Inuyasha, which used to show at 1:00 AM 5 days a week in Cartoon Network, I would just record it and watch it on the afternoon, but today they just removed it from schedule and sticked Pokemon and some other crap in it's place... Now they only show it on saturdays...

of things has been broken!
I've been recently watching Inuyasha, which used to show at 1:00 AM 5 days a week in Cartoon Network, I would just record it and watch it on the afternoon, but today they just removed it from schedule and sticked Pokemon and some other crap in it's place... Now they only show it on saturdays...well tv schedule changes usually suck like that. though, at least you get to watch Cartoon Network at that time.
here we get Cartoon Network replaced by TCM (some classic movie channel) at 8/9pm and put back at 6am, thus i can never watch anime and such that they show, all i can see is loads and loads of reruns (seriously, i think i know by memory the script of every single cartoon episode i watch)!!! :mad:

yay-ermmm-noooo-dead-yay-etc cycles
It was for just this kind of emergency that the phrase "ups and downs" was coined.

this rules: http://tinyurl.com/

That website is fun because you can put any number you care to think of after tinyurl.com/ and it will give you a fairly random site.

http://www.geocities.com/newbreed2078/

look at the website of someone who doesn't use file extensions!

It may have taken me years longer than most other people, but I've got round to starting to read the Ozy and Millie backlog. Great comic :D.

http://www.ozyandmillie.org/

well tv schedule changes usually suck like that. though, at least you get to watch Cartoon Network at that time.
here we get Cartoon Network replaced by TCM (some classic movie channel) at 8/9pm and put back at 6am, thus i can never watch anime and such that they show, all i can see is loads and loads of reruns (seriously, i think i know by memory the script of every single cartoon episode i watch)!!! :mad:
The only anime series they show are: Yu yu hakusho(or something like that, sucks...) Duel Masters(worst thing ever), and now, Astro Boy and Pokemon(bah!)
Also, I don't seem to understand why the **** they did that, as the series was 6 episodes from the ending...

Inuyasha
Pikkul would rip out your spleen with a rusty spork and feed it to you if he saw that post. :p

In other news, www.pvponline.com is a really ****ing cool comic.

What's wrong with it really?
The animations are nice and smooth, and I like the character design
The story is quite interesting also, it has hilarious moments and the voices(at least in the spanish version) are quite well done(they fit the characters perfectly)
It has flaws indeed, like a kindof repetitive story and some lines barely make any sense(altough this might be lost in translation), but generally, it's quite entertaining, and certainly better than most of the stuff they show here

I agree with what you said completely, and I've tried numerous times to get him to watch an episode of it -- but apparently it's because a couple of girls who sat close to him in his old class were ALWAYS jabbering about InuYasha that he became automatically sick of it and refuses to go anywhere near it.

I'll wear down h is resistance one of these days. I eventually got him to play GunBound and he loved it -- from there, the sky's the limit. :p

I did an MSN prank with Splapp on Iguana. I am Jegg, Splapp is Kilburn!

I did an MSN prank with Splapp on Iguana. I am Jegg, Splapp is Kilburn!i'm shocked...

that you two can actually write proper english :p

Oh, we can more than you think!

Brilliant work, UX, if a little cruel.

Speaking of cruel, here's what really happened* to B-Gauvin...

*May not really have happened

Cruel is my middle name!

Well, not really.

Brilliant work, UX, if a little cruel.

Speaking of cruel, here's what really happened* to B-Gauvin...

*May not really have happenedNicely done.

*looks suspiciously at the People's Moderation Party*

I guess my random brain finally pays off :p

they better not f*** this up:

http://hitchhikers.movies.go.com/

they better not f*** this up:

http://hitchhikers.movies.go.com/
Does this have some sort of significant/symbolic meaning?

they better not f*** this up:

http://hitchhikers.movies.go.com/

They've made some mistakes. There was a link to the trailer (hosted on Yahoo) a few weeks ago on /., and on Yahoo they said "Marvin the depressed robot" rather than "Marvin the paranoid android", the concept art for DeepThought has *arms*, and a certain ship that's supposed to look like a running shoe is just a sphere. D:

Does this have some sort of significant/symbolic meaning?Well, you'll recall The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy novel series by Douglas Adams...

---

Hmm... Looks to me like they're taking it a bit too seriously... though that may just be the impression from the trailer.

No matter what the film's like it'll never fufill the expectations of every fan.

But I remain optimistic that it'll be a good film.

They've made some mistakes. There was a link to the trailer (hosted on Yahoo) a few weeks ago on /., and on Yahoo they said "Marvin the depressed robot" rather than "Marvin the paranoid android", the concept art for DeepThought has *arms*, and a certain ship that's supposed to look like a running shoe is just a sphere. D:I'd rather they make a good film that was different to the books in a few little ways than a bad film that was 100% faithful. After all, the books flatly contradict the TV series which flatly contradicts the radio series, so there's no particular reason the film should fit in with any of the above any more than it has to. As I recall there is at least one totally new character/situation added just for the film (which was originally concieved by Douglas Adams, don't worry).

I'd rather they make a good film that was different to the books in a few little ways than a bad film that was 100% faithful. After all, the books flatly contradict the TV series which flatly contradicts the radio series, so there's no particular reason the film should fit in with any of the above any more than it has to. As I recall there is at least one totally new character/situation added just for the film (which was originally concieved by Douglas Adams, don't worry).

Yeah, I know about the contradictions. And I'm okay with say, giving DeepThought arms. But "Marvin the depressed robot"? Come on. There's changing it slightly to make it better, and there's changing it to make it sound retarded and be less funny.

I know what you mean, if you have a good line you may as well use it over a rather more banal one. Personally I think that using the phrase "paranoid android" more than once or twice in the film would be tacky anyway -- like when the voiceover monkey on the Weakest Link says "walk of shame" and it grates because he shouldn't be using that kind of phrase -- and they can do what they like on the trailers for all I care. I expect I'll end up making my final desicion about whether to watch the film at the cinema based on the Something Awful goons' response to it anyway.

i hope this rumor isn't true:
http://www.megagames.com/news/html/movies/halomovieintalks.shtml

they better not f*** this up:

http://hitchhikers.movies.go.com/

im hoping the same about rd : the movie, but with doug directing it, it cannot fail

Well, you'll recall The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy novel series by Douglas Adams...
Ummm... yeah. Uh-huh. Right... *runs*

i hope this rumor isn't true:
http://www.megagames.com/news/html/movies/halomovieintalks.shtml

I heard that Riddly Scott is interested in directing it. And I liked him too.

Valve when to Holywood once and when they said "and Gordon falls in love", Valve ran back to Seatle screaming. And I hope to glod they don't make a Half-Life movie. And if they do they better not make Freeman talk. I just can't picture him talking!

I heard that Riddly Scott is interested in directing it. And I liked him too.

Valve when to Holywood once and when they said "and Gordon falls in love", Valve ran back to Seatle screaming. And I hope to glod they don't make a Half-Life movie. And if they do they better not make Freeman talk. I just can't picture him talking!that's probably because he never talks in the game. his crowbar does all the talking for him ;)

double post edit:

recently acquired games:
- Homeworld 2
- TrackMania
:D

And if they do they better not make Freeman talk.
That would result in a very strange film.

i hope this rumor isn't true:
http://www.megagames.com/news/html/movies/halomovieintalks.shtml
I actually hope it is true :p
I would really like to see it in a movie

That would result in a very strange film.

That's why it shouldn't be made. Unless they can do it in a unique, but in a good way.


I actually hope it is true :p
I would really like to see it in a movie

If they do make it, I hope it bombs all the way pass hell!

I actually hope it is true :p
I would really like to see it in a moviethe whole "aliens want to blast earth" has been used to death in movies. i don't see what'd be so new about it in Halo.

That I've played this one in a game before the movie :p
Also, the whole Halo thing is nifty

I love the adverts for Halo.

"There are some who said this day would never come...What are they to say now?"

Bit of tongue-in-cheek from the boys at MSGames there!

What's next for movies? The Discworld Movie?

Starring Ev as Rincewind, of course ;)

I haven't posted in this thread in a long time.

*posts*

*posts**gasp*

i would never have noticed if you hadn't told me :rolleyes:

i would never have noticed if you hadn't told me :rolleyes:
Noticed what? I didn't see.

ah, nothing cures depression strikes better than reading 40 webcomics in a row :)

ah, nothing cures depression strikes better than reading 40 webcomics in a row :)
Which one?

Which one?i said 40 webcomics, not 40 webcomic strips. which means i'm not gonna list them all :p

double post edit:

also, EA keeps amusing me. the Need for Speed Underground 2 installer installs the game just fine... except that while it installs, it shows no progress (although it does install the game)! the window's stuck like this:

And now for something completely random:

Twinkie Wieners - put a hot dog inside a twinkie!


Yum, American food...:rolleyes:

And now for something completely random:

Twinkie Wieners - put a hot dog inside a twinkie!


Yum, American food...:rolleyes:*eyes bug out*

*posts*
*/me stares blankly in the direction pointed*

more games acquired:
- Need for Speed Underground 2
- Rollercoaster Tycoon 3

Okay, let's make this thread interesting again. :p

i don't see what's so interesting about microsoft :p

http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/?previews/previews_story.php?id=51690

Maybe electric cars will shed the reputation the plastic cars gave them. (heck, replace the battery with a hydrogen fuel cell and you remove the biggest downfall (excluding price) - the 10 hour recharge time)

http://www.platinumgrit.com/poke.html

POKE THE BUNNY!

http://www.platinumgrit.com/poke.html

POKE THE BUNNY!better yet...

http://www2.gamesville.lycos.com/html_poke/poke_penguin.htm

POKE THE PENGUIN!

Better yet...

POKE ALEX IN THE EYE!

www.pokealexintheeye.com

Or just POKE NOTHING!

"Coming up with novel suggestions since 2 minutes ago!"

I just watched Dr. Strangelove: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. A great movie and quite humorous to those who like black comedy.

why is the forum so boring at this time of the morning?

Because it is either too early or too late anywhere in the civilized world, except for Australia.

I am writing a short story. This is what I have so far. What do you think?

EDIT: TEH FEINNNAL VEEERSN

Searching for Syrup

“Ehh, ehh, ehhhh! Ehh, ehh, ehhhh!” “We already know you are retarded, Reggie! You don’t have to show everyone, you b*st*rd!” Reggie looked at me with a stupid expression. Suddenly he started running around me while yelling: “Ehh, ehh, ehhh! P!ssflaps! Ehh, ehhh!” I picked up a stick from the ground. “You see this stick, Reggie? If you keep doing that, the doctor will have to dig far into your ar** to find it!”

Next day at the Hospital...

The doctor came to me. “Don’t worry Mr. Eggflap, your brother will be just fine. Now, I wonder how this stick got in there...”
When we finally got back home, my stupid brother Reggie said: “Look at me! I can dance on the cereal!” To which I replied: “Get back down you brain damaged hamster! You’ll fall and break your nose!” “No, I won’t!” he said before he fell and broke his nose.
When we got back home again after the second trip to hospital, I noticed one major flaw in the house. We were out of syrup! Reggie started crying, like he usually does. I, however, had more reasonable thoughts circuiting around in my head. I went outside to find a drop of mayonese, which I could use to track down a used chewing gum. I could then use the gum as a fake license to buy guns. Once I had a gun, I could split it open with a flannel and pour the syrup inside it into a box called Arnie. I knew I couldn’t let Reggie stay at home all by himself. He’d get rabies and start licking the refridgerator, and I wouldn’t want any of that, so I was forced to bring him with me.
Anyway, I then went into the basement for no apparent reason. It was so dark there that it was still pitch black when I turned the light switch on. At least until I changed the lightbulb. Reggie was getting nervous now. I knew what this meant, so I quickly hurled a bleeding Mexican at his ancle. If I hadn’t done that, the consequences would have been terrible.
I decided that I couldn’t delay this syrup hunt any further, so I went straight to action using a fork and two pennies to find that drop of mayonese. After I had searched for about an hour, and I thought all hope was lost, I found a bus driver. This was no ordinary bus driver, though. This particular bus driver was the only one in town with a big thumb. And we all know that big thumbs generate a lot of mayonese. I traded my fork and two pennies for a drop of mayonese. I put it on my shoulder and its built-in radar led me to a parking meter which had a used chewing gum to spare. At this point I was very exhausted, so Reggie and I went home to sleep.
Next morning I woke up and hit my brother in the face with a shovel. He answered by throwing a cheese sandwich at me. This offended me, and I could feel my spleen starting to burst. I was so angry now that my blood was literally boiling. I ran around in circles screaming because of the pain, then when I cooled down a bit, I took my fist and planted it in the middle of Reggie’s face. His nose broke again and we had to go to the hospital. Again.
Now that I had the chewing gum and Reggie was out of the way, I went to the local gun shop, Ammunation. I bought an M60 and was on my way home when a toenail fell from the sky and bestowed me with its blessings. This is one of those once-in-a-lifetime experiences, so I celebrated by eating Canada. Unfortunately, I choked on a grizzly bear and had to spit it out again. I started walking back home, disappointed. I was interrupted once again, this time by the King & Queen of Cheese. I was honoured, because they boiled an egg on my chin as a token of their gratitude. I was so flattered that my p!ss bag ruptured all over the King & Queen of Cheese as they left. I shouted at them: “Oi, you clarks!” and spit on their shoes. This made them very happy, and they teleported me back home, where I brought my flannel and cracked the M60 open and poured the syrup into a bowl.
My brother died a few days later because of ruptured nodules, and I smoked syrup for a few more years until I passed away because of intestinal diseases.

Truly, you are a cockney egg. 'Ave a cup of tea...

OGM I FEEINNISHAD IT!

Searching for Syrup

“Ehh, ehh, ehhhh! Ehh, ehh, ehhhh!” “We already know you are retarded, Reggie! You don’t have to show everyone, you b*st*rd!” Reggie looked at me with a stupid expression. Suddenly he started running around me while yelling: “Ehh, ehh, ehhh! P!ssflaps! Ehh, ehhh!” I picked up a stick from the ground. “You see this stick, Reggie? If you keep doing that, the doctor will have to dig far into your ar** to find it!”

Next day at the Hospital...

The doctor came to me. “Don’t worry Mr. Eggflap, your brother will be just fine. Now, I wonder how this stick got in there...”
When we finally got back home, my stupid brother Reggie said: “Look at me! I can dance on the cereal!” To which I replied: “Get back down you brain damaged hamster! You’ll fall and break your nose!” “No, I won’t!” he said before he fell and broke his nose.
When we got back home again after the second trip to hospital, I noticed one major flaw in the house. We were out of syrup! Reggie started crying, like he usually does. I, however, had more reasonable thoughts circuiting around in my head. I went outside to find a drop of mayonese, which I could use to track down a used chewing gum. I could then use the gum as a fake license to buy guns. Once I had a gun, I could split it open with a flannel and pour the syrup inside it into a box called Arnie. I knew I couldn’t let Reggie stay at home all by himself. He’d get rabies and start licking the refridgerator, and I wouldn’t want any of that, so I was forced to bring him with me.
Anyway, I then went into the basement for no apparent reason. It was so dark there that it was still pitch black when I turned the light switch on. At least until I changed the lightbulb. Reggie was getting nervous now. I knew what this meant, so I quickly hurled a bleeding Mexican at his ancle. If I hadn’t done that, the consequences would have been terrible.
I decided that I couldn’t delay this syrup hunt any further, so I went straight to action using a fork and two pennies to find that drop of mayonese. After I had searched for about an hour, and I thought all hope was lost, I found a bus driver. This was no ordinary bus driver, though. This particular bus driver was the only one in town with a big thumb. And we all know that big thumbs generate a lot of mayonese. I traded my fork and two pennies for a drop of mayonese. I put it on my shoulder and its built-in radar led me to a parking meter which had a used chewing gum to spare. At this point I was very exhausted, so Reggie and I went home to sleep.
Next morning I woke up and hit my brother in the face with a shovel. He answered by throwing a cheese sandwich at me. This offended me, and I could feel my spleen starting to burst. I was so angry now that my blood was literally boiling. I ran around in circles screaming because of the pain, then when I cooled down a bit, I took my fist and planted it in the middle of Reggie’s face. His nose broke again and we had to go to the hospital. Again.
Now that I had the chewing gum and Reggie was out of the way, I went to the local gun shop, Ammunation. I bought an M60 and was on my way home when a toenail fell from the sky and bestowed me with its blessings. This is one of those once-in-a-lifetime experiences, so I celebrated by eating Canada. Unfortunately, I choked on a grizzly bear and had to spit it out again. I started walking back home, disappointed. I was interrupted once again, this time by the King & Queen of Cheese. I was honoured, because they boiled an egg on my chin as a token of their gratitude. I was so flattered that my p!ss bag ruptured all over the King & Queen of Cheese as they left. I shouted at them: “Oi, you clarks!” and spit on their shoes. This made them very happy, and they teleported me back home, where I brought my flannel and cracked the M60 open and poured the syrup into a bowl.
My brother died a few days later because of ruptured nodules, and I smoked syrup for a few more years until I passed away because of intestinal diseases.

What NOT to search on Google Images

never, EVER, search for a girl's name. EVER!
unless you're a perv

don't search for body parts either. 80% chance you'll get disgusting results. specially 'leg' and 'arm'.

and to end this, don't search for l33t sp33k or very annoying equivalents like "omfg" and "***ed" and "hax0r". your IQ might not return.

Philby may be intrigued to know that I have co-opted "WASHING MACHINES LIVE LONGER WITH CALGON" as one of my rallying cries whilst playing Sacrifice at Random Sports.

The other major one is "LOOK AT ME, I'M A DISTRACTION!"

I'm intrigued to know that.

What NOT to search on Google Images

never, EVER, search for a girl's name. EVER!
unless you're a perv

don't search for body parts either. 80% chance you'll get disgusting results. specially 'leg' and 'arm'.

and to end this, don't search for l33t sp33k or very annoying equivalents like "omfg" and "***ed" and "hax0r". your IQ might not return.
What if it's a specific classmate or something of yourrs?

It's raining!

...Rain? In Octember?!

What if it's a specific classmate or something of yourrs?
Espetialy if it is a specific classmate. You might never look at them the same.

Espetialy if it is a specific classmate. You might never look at them the same.
lol @ that.

Just looking back a little bit... [this (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=9619)] being my first post here and all.

It's raining!

...Rain? In Octember?!*tries to work out why rain is so astonishing for Munkee*

first post

I remember my first post was asking if Worms 3D would be compatible with MS XP

That reminds me, how does one look further than 500 posts back using the search engine?

EDIT: Ooh, I think I may have found it. Previously I thought it was a slightly later one, but I believe I've found one yet earlier still:

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1136

That reminds me, how does one look further than 500 posts back using the search engine?[/URL]you set the sorting order to Ascending. therefore, old posts come first, thus you get your first 500 posts.

you set the sorting order to Ascending. therefore, old posts come first, thus you get your first 500 posts.Ahh...

And the middle 3400-odd?

(incidentally: hey, kids! Delve into the far past of my first 500 posts!: http://forum.team17.co.uk/search.php?searchid=140018)

Ahh...

And the middle 3400-odd?

(incidentally: hey, kids! Delve into the far past of my first 500 posts!: http://forum.team17.co.uk/search.php?searchid=140018)change the date of the posts (in the "Find Posts from" bit). though you might not find all of them, you should find most of them.

hmmm... you started off looking for a wormsong midi? i started off trying to figure out how to play user missions in WWP. oh and how to finish mission 2 :p

(incidentally: hey, kids! Delve into the far past of my first 500 posts!: http://forum.team17.co.uk/search.php?searchid=140018)*clicks link*Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms. *stumbles off cliff* *explodes in 30-story fireball on impact*

double post edit:

I just read through a handful of my old posts. Holy cow. Good people, good times, really really stupid and n00bish me. :p

Then again, I probably haven't improved, and only think I have. :p

i don't know how, i don't know why, but bad old Microsoft still finds a way to **** me off on a regular basis.
take, for instance, SP2, which ****ed me to no end for its new fancy "Security Center" which kept yelling at me everytime i started my computer "Windows Firewall is turned off". Well of course it's turned off, i'm in a network, i don't need a firewall! And even if i told him that i didn't care about it, or that i would monitor it myself, it would reset its settings as soon as i restarted and yell at me again.

today, i bring you Automatic Updates.
it all seemed nice, updates being taken care of automatically, compared to the old system. but it's not as nice as told. because, first of all, if you let it get updates which need to restart, you will get very, very annoyed. when you get the "Updates need Windows to restart to work, bla bla bla" window you can select "Restart Now" and "Restart Later". no idea why you get to choose, really. obviously, the thing decides to update when i don't want to restart because i'm busy, so i choose "Restart Later". well the catch is, if you dont restart, you will keep on getting the same window smacked at you every 5 minutes, UNTIL YOU DECIDE TO RESTART! and of course if you're running some full-screen app (eg. a game) you can bet that the message will take you back to the desktop just so you can press once again "Restart Later".

anyways, it seems Microsoft didn't find this annoying enough. today the thing did some auto-update for who-knows-what, it seemed to be to "perfect" the Auto Update system. oh and it perfected it alright. so that now, besides having to choose between Now and Later, i only had 5 minutes to choose or else it would restart on its own.
needless to say, the message decided to annoy me during my calm RCT3 game. constantly and constantly! until once, i must've forgot to press "Restart Later" and left the window open. while i was calmly playing my nice RCT3 game, the computer suddenly started to slow down, constantly switching to the desktop. i found out that IT WAS RESTARTING!!! the blasted thing got its way and my computer was restarting, without me being able to stop it! my RCT3 game throwed away (because i didn't have time to save it) and my downloads all paused (luckily Opera supports pause/resume). RESTARTING, WITHOUT MY PERMISSION, AND INSTANTLY F***ING UP MY STUFF!

let me tell you, i don't know what goes through Bill Gates' mind, but i wish someone would put a hole in it. or in all of microsoft!

Then again, I probably haven't improved, and only think I have. :p
I used to be a lot worse than you used to. :p

With the aid of Automatic Update, System Restore has thrice forced me to format my HDD.

I just have two links:

www.howtohack.com (It's down now, but it's usually up)
www.microsoft.com

it all seemed nice, updates being taken care of automatically, compared to the old system. but it's not as nice as told. because, first of all, if you let it get updates which need to restart, you will get very, very annoyed. when you get the "Updates need Windows to restart to work, bla bla bla" window you can select "Restart Now" and "Restart Later". no idea why you get to choose, really. obviously, the thing decides to update when i don't want to restart because i'm busy, so i choose "Restart Later". well the catch is, if you dont restart, you will keep on getting the same window smacked at you every 5 minutes, UNTIL YOU DECIDE TO RESTART! and of course if you're running some full-screen app (eg. a game) you can bet that the message will take you back to the desktop just so you can press once again "Restart Later".

anyways, it seems Microsoft didn't find this annoying enough. today the thing did some auto-update for who-knows-what, it seemed to be to "perfect" the Auto Update system. oh and it perfected it alright. so that now, besides having to choose between Now and Later, i only had 5 minutes to choose or else it would restart on its own.
needless to say, the message decided to annoy me during my calm RCT3 game. constantly and constantly! until once, i must've forgot to press "Restart Later" and left the window open. while i was calmly playing my nice RCT3 game, the computer suddenly started to slow down, constantly switching to the desktop. i found out that IT WAS RESTARTING!!! the blasted thing got its way and my computer was restarting, without me being able to stop it! my RCT3 game throwed away (because i didn't have time to save it) and my downloads all paused (luckily Opera supports pause/resume). RESTARTING, WITHOUT MY PERMISSION, AND INSTANTLY F***ING UP MY STUFF!

let me tell you, i don't know what goes through Bill Gates' mind, but i wish someone would put a hole in it. or in all of microsoft!
I've just had to put up with this ****e on a computer i just installed Windows on. Trying to play HL2 with that ******* popping up every five minutes. Most annoying thing is when it pops up while you're typing something 'cos I normally hit spacebar or enter, which makes it restart!

Bloody annoying! :(

I've just had to put up with this ****e on a computer i just installed Windows on. Trying to play HL2 with that ******* popping up every five minutes. Most annoying thing is when it pops up while you're typing something 'cos I normally hit spacebar or enter, which makes it restart!

Bloody annoying! :(
Stupid American vB! Doesn't recognize ****e as a swear word!

I have never really finished anything in my life. I've tried and tried, but never succeded, but this ti

I got into the alien dimension in X-COM: Apocalypse! That place is freaky.

w00t !!! (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=41119)

Pfft, that's easy!

*gets WFUS*

*wonders why he's posting about it in 100%OT*

Anyway, it's quite fun but so far I've been finding it fairly difficult just to win a single game against CPU 1...

I have nothing to say, but I'm saying nothing anyway!

So if WFUS a good game?

So if WFUS a good game?
Anyway, it's quite fun but so far I've been finding it fairly difficult just to win a single game against CPU 1...That's all so far, folks!

So if WFUS a good game?
No, it's utter ****e.

That's all so far, folks!

I know what you said; I just wanted more views on it.

YOU CAN RUN, MR. JORGENSON, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE!

ooookay...

NOT THE LIMA BEANS!

trumpet

YES'M.

represent

JORGEN
Have you been talking to Splapp again?

He keeps calling me Jørgen (or Jorgen, since he doesn't have ø). :p

Have you been talking to Splapp again?

He keeps calling me Jørgen (or Jorgen, since he doesn't have ø). :p
As a matter of fact, no.

And now, for your character-requirement-breaking phrase:

Bork bork bork bork.

And now, for your character-requirement-breaking phrase:

Bork bork bork bork.
Woooooooooow.

--------------------
Fixed in patch v1.01
--------------------
- Disguised sentry gun can now be researched.
- Sentry gun range increased.
- Agent AI fix for rooms behind locked doors.
- Glossary crash fixes for 2 hyperlinks,
- Rare loading crash.
- Rare crash involving monkeys.
- Extra hint added for objective 2 & the mixer.
- The second mess hall counter has been renamed to "mixer".
- Misleading "Load Save" option renamed to "Load and Save".
- Rare crash bug when deleting certain outdoor traps fixed.
- Rare crash bug when locking minions in during construction fixed.
- Minor scripting fix for a couple of objects.
- Minor fixes (text fixes & memory leaks).
- Rare crash in Training Fixed.
- Version added to Options screen.
- Research button sometimes missing when reloading a saved game fixed.
- Crash when saving during death cubicle animation fixed.
- Agent memory crash fixed (when agents are around during room detonation).
- Security desk crash fixed (holding down LMB to move it when it's destroyed).
- Body bag crash fixed (when reloaded and assigned to a destroyed freezer rack).
funny bug, that one.

also, google ads keep amusing me :p can you spot why?

A mathematical diversion for you all to enjoy. Complete the follwing two sequences:

SQRT(1), x, SQRT(2), SQRT(3), SQRT(4)

SQRT(1), SQRT(2), SQRT(3), y, SQRT(4)

(Source: Fifty Percent Proof)

Munkee, I'm still worried about your mental state. Have you seen that specialist I recommended?

My bro managed to crash EG. he used the spawn cheat to get five of everything. One of his minions took a prisinor to an interrogation chair, then walked away while the guy was standing there. The guy made it to the door, then WOOP! he was hurled backwards or something. I'll have to ask my bro what happened.

And I'm finally nearly finished the single player of UT2K4. Which I'm pleased about. Obviously.

double post edit:

And P.P, I have no idea what to do there.

And finally, I see you people have done well in my absence. Keep up the good work spam!

I just corrected this post 4 times. WIERD!!!:D:D:D

Half-Life 2 seriously kicks Halo 2 ass, a LOT
Just finished the game, the end kicks ass
And the improved gravity gun kicks even more ass

I just finished reading Speaker for the Dead.:D

Now to get Xenocide.

clickity (http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/ka_fuc*ing_boom/hbomb.html)

ho-hum.

clickity (http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/ka_****ing_boom/hbomb.html)

ho-hum.
404 ERROR: page not found

Behold zero72.deviantart.com and try not to throw up on it.

404 ERROR: page not foundblame the censoring filter.

replace * with k and it'll work.

Behold zero72.deviantart.com and try not to throw up on it.

I can make no promises dude.

*looks at it*

eep

*runs to another room*

If you want, my bro's got some art over at black-lightning.deviantart.com. He appreciates any and all comments... as long as they aren't flames...

There's a place in New Zealand called Tetaumatawhakatangihangakoauaotamateaurehaeaturipu kapihimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuaakitanarahu!

How much do you want to bet no one actualy calls it that? It is probably known as just Tet.

Edit: MapQuest can't find it, and there is only one hit for it on the Google.

There's a place in New Zealand called Tetaumatawhakatangihangakoauaotamateaurehaeaturipu kapihimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuaakitanarahu!Gosh, that puts Gorsaf ChD and Llanfair PG in their places...

Now that's a cool hat!

Now that's a cool hat!
Wow, it's your hat.

You need to get one of those and wear it to any get-togethers you can make it to.

The 120 quid price tag kinda puts a downer on that Idea. :p

Aww... :(

I know! Shoplifting!

Don't forget light-blue glasses!

The 120 quid price tag kinda puts a downer on that Idea. :p
Just make one like that out of cardboard. As long as it is purple, it is good enough.

after months of leaving it to gather dust on my harddisk, i finally bothered to upload The Worm Song Picker 2.1:
http://supremesuper.tripod.com/WormZone/Eng/Flash/WormSongPicker.html

Now that's a cool hat!Seriously, how did you come across such a random photo?

I'm not sure that's a random photo. Rofl.

Very nice hat.

Off-topic: Nice hat there. It's is VERY PURPLE.

On-topic: I have SEVERAL species of FERRET living IN my LEFT eye SOCKET. They SMELL of CRUST.

Seriously, how did you come across such a random photo?
My sister bought a skirt of the website that sell that, I can't remember the name of it.

Why are jokes so much more fun when they star with "I say, I say, I say..."?

mcFRIDGEsaidJIMtheMANwithTHEjam.

i was walking through the park and AHHHHHH hedgehogs feasting on honey fell in my eyes!

Hedgehogs are awesome.

I hear they smell like sawdust, though.

I ate a hedgehog once. Oh, wait... hang on... It was actually a bag of crisps. Damn, I always get them two confused.

I ate a bag of crisps once. Do I win?

Does anyone else remember the Dad's Army episode where they have this hairbrush that they're pretending is a hedgehog, and they have to cook it?

I want to write a novel that's completely insane and random. A paragraph may be like:

"Suddenly, a group of ninjas popped out of the wall! Fortunately, before they could attack Bob, who had just changed his name to Steve, a hippopotamus grew out of one of the ninja's nostrils. The hippo proceeded to demonstrate its amazing Kung Fu abilities, thus scaring the ninjas off. Then the hippo metamorphosized into a crow and flew into a closed window."

That's not random enough.

Like this

"Suddenly, a group of ninjas popped out of the wall! Fortunately, before they could wash Bob in oil, he changed his name to Mrs. Johnson, which obviously scared the ninjas off and made a hippo from the 80's grow out of their navels. The hippo then proceeded to demonstrate it's amazing Smòrg abilities, thus scaring the ninjas off. Then the hippo metamorphosized into a crow and flew into a closed window while flapping its ears around in a magical way, in the same way as a shoemaker with a lisp."

*****ssss


gravity gunnnnn

lonnnggggg graviiittttyyy pennniiiiisssss

Hey, you'll never guess what happened to me today. I actually WITNESSED some SOIL. It was so beautiful that I had to sacrifice a virgin to Beelzebub. JUST LIKE THAT.

Ehh Ehh Ehhhh!

On Fileplanet: A GTA: San Andreas movie made with LEGO!!!

I can't get it, because FliePlanet's screwed up...

****e.

ow my colon

I beat X-COM: Apocalypse!:D

The ending cinema scene is pretty cool.

I got a kick out of this:

http://www.freewebs.com/joshsdesktops/word.jpg

a team17 member (Defcon (http://forum.team17.co.uk/member.php?u=12098)) is spying on us :p

Defcon 1 or Defcon 3?

;P

Well, the first test of the South Africa vs. England series began today!

England did fairly well, having restricted the Saffers to 273-7 by the close of play, which isn't bad considering SA won the toss and it's quite a placid pitch. In addition, South Africas two big guns, Smith and Kallis, both fell for ducks. So not bad, then.

*wonders how "Smith and Kallis both fell for ducks" sounds to people who don't understand cricketing terminology*

*collapses in fit of laughter*

This time next week it'll be Christmas. CHRISTMAS, I tells ya!

Changing the subject slightly...my legs are made of Battenburg.

I'm convinced that mine are made of turkey-flavoured Jell-O. And cookie batter.

¡El barco esta simpatico!

Woo, Strauss hit another century. England 227-1 at the close after SA all out for 337. Great stuff.

Once upon a time, the sun started getting REALLY hot
The only place to go to get out of the hot sun was a pyramid
Then a meteor fell from space
THE SKY IS FALLING!!!
The ancient ones saw it coming before it hit
They had everyone go underground
The ancients knew that that meteor impact would change the climate far above
...and the people soon returned to the land above to enjoy winter

The End

go and tell the king shtat the sky is gfalfing in when its nmot!?!1

Defcon 1 or Defcon 3?

;P

well nowadays its all colours, amber alert, green alert, rudolf the red nose reindeer alert....

go and tell the king shtat the sky is gfalfing in when its nmot!?!1
Otherwise they'll release the virus.

I just played an hour trial of Worms Forts from Trymedia. I played the first two missions and one multiplayer. It was great fun. I'm definitely going to get it, though the only thing that seemed to be missing are the video options. They are in the real game right?

You can change the resolution and refresh rate with command line tags (or my launcher, of course; mustn't forget that). You can't change detail options, though.

Edit: Hey! Get back off topic!

eh?

Javascript/ /// AHG

Not such a good day today for England, they failed to capitalise on their good start, and it was only some antics from the tail end that got the to 425 all out. Still, it's a lead of 88, which isn't to be sniffed at. SA 99-2 at the close, leading by 11 runs with two days to go.

I'm studying to get my ham radio Technician licence!:D

Why do you want to do HAM radio in the age of Internet? Do you know something about North Korean nuclear program that the rest of us don't?

i'm going ice skating tomorrow.

good thing i suck man-teat when it comes to anything that involves coordination.

With radios I can talk to friends while playing games without having to type it. (usually die if you stop to type something) And without the 2-person restriction of the telephone.

I'll also gain the ability to use radio controlled vehicles/things on exclusive frequencies.

Are you going to be like Zero from SA, who sends raids of RC toys against his rival in the RC business?

As for communication with friends, it is a lot easier to set up voice com via MSN or AOL than it is via radio. Unless your friends with whom you want to communicate live in the immediate vicinity, the only way to communicate to them via amature radio is by using the effect which causes the long wave transmissions to bounce off the ionoshphere and by such means "curve" over the horizon line. The conditions required for this are constantly changing, and you can rarely communicate with the same people two days in a row. With internet, as long as they have an IP address, you can talk to them.

MREEEYAAAAHHahahaHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA BMWUUUUUUUHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA AAAHRRRRR RRRARRR RRGHHTGHIBHB;NJ BRPRPLLBBLlblbktfprthgltb. *falls over* *crashes through floor* *flames erupt from hole*

*/me looks into the hole*

I told them to decrease the dosage, but did they listen?

I played Doom 3 for the first time in months. I never finished it. I went back today just to test it out on my mom's 24" flat screen. I'm glad to say I'm not scared by it anymore. I realize how cliche and formula driven the whole thing is. Ravenholm was scarier then Doom 3.

I think I'm going to replace my old Spyder Victor II ($65) paintball gun with a Tippmann 98 custom.($140)

My friends want me to get a Get Real Paintball AT-10. ($550) The AT-10 is cool and has a clip and stuff, but for that price I could get dual fully-automatic 98 customs. Edit: Or a big capacitor, which is what I'd rather have.

Muse were good on Sunday. Woo.

Yay, we won! South Africa collapsed from 201-4 to 229 all out, with Simon Jones instrumental in getting rid of Jaques Kallis before cleaning up the tail. Then Strauss hit 94no to go with his 126 in the first innings.

SAF 1st Innings: 337ao (Dippenaar 110, Hoggard 3-56)
ENG 1st Innings: 425ao (Strauss 126, Ntini 3-75)
SAF 2nd Innings: 229ao (Kallis 61, S Jones 4-39)
ENG 2nd Innings: 145-3 (Strauss 94no, Ntini 1-24)

England win first test and lead series 1-0.

They've also set a personal best for England by winning eight tests on the trot (Mind you, the world record's sixteen, set by [of course] the Aussies).

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Sorry, I needed to let that one out of my system. I'll be good now, promise. :p

Yay, we won! South Africa collapsed from 201-4 to 229 all out, with Simon Jones instrumental in getting rid of Jaques Kallis before cleaning up the tail. Then Strauss hit 94no to go with his 126 in the first innings.

SAF 1st Innings: 337ao (Dippenaar 110, Hoggard 3-56)
ENG 1st Innings: 425ao (Strauss 126, Ntini 3-75)
SAF 2nd Innings: 229ao (Kallis 61, S Jones 4-39)
ENG 2nd Innings: 145-3 (Strauss 94no, Ntini 1-24)

England win first test and lead series 1-0.

They've also set a personal best for England by winning eight tests on the trot (Mind you, the world record's sixteen, set by [of course] the Aussies).
Not understanding cricket jargon, that post seems bizarre. Let me get this straight:

South Africa had 201 points, lost four, somehow had 229 points and lost. Then Strauss used the number 126 to hit 94no. And 94no is a noun. Then the teams got a bunch of ao's, except england got -3's instead.

Right?

Not understanding cricket jargon, that post seems bizarre. Let me get this straight:

South Africa had 201 points, lost four, somehow had 229 points and lost. Then Strauss used the number 126 to hit 94no. And 94no is a noun. Then the teams got a bunch of ao's, except england got -3's instead.

Right?South Africa had at one stage 201 runs for the loss of only four wickets, then collapsed to 229 runs for the loss of all ten.

"ao" means "all out (all ten wickets lost)"
"no" means "not out"
"-x" means "for x wickets"

Strauss scored 126 runs (and out) in England's first innings, and 94 (and not out) in the second.

For reference, here's the full scorecard (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/shared/fds/hi/statistics/cricket/scorecards/2004/12/7344/html/scorecard.stm)

South Africa had at one stage 201 runs for the loss of only four wickets, then collapsed to 229 runs for the loss of all ten.

"ao" means "all
Magic, gotcha.

Monkies and bananas = True!

Well, the idiots over at gamespy.com decided to give Halo 2 GOTY. You know what this world needs... a game that changes all games. We need that to happen again. It's been a while. since that has happened. Enough with the unoriginal and boring shooters!

Early Christmas presents!

Metroid Prime, Paper Mario 2, and X-Men Legends.

that = good

Well, the idiots over at gamespy.com decided to give Halo 2 GOTY. You know what this world needs... a game that changes all games. We need that to happen again. It's been a while. since that has happened. Enough with the unoriginal and boring shooters!
It happens all the time, but nobody plays them because they're not formulaic money-gum so can't find a publisher.

It happens all the time, but nobody plays them because they're not formulaic money-gum so can't find a publisher.

It's like all the other art forms I guess. Quite sad what is happening to are arts.

has anyone noticed how 90% of the Fan Art's contents don't have winners? they're just excuses for ppl to post art on a certain topic... either that or ppl just stand there in awe, drooling, and forget about that fact.

Woo for the cricket!

We are doing well, aren't we? Can't wait for the Ashes, you never know...

A large number of Tallon IV's organisims protect themselves by exploding.

ah. Christmas holidays. That feels good.

I hate you all, especially the pope, him and his bloody pointy hat

My KOL Campground is done!

http://img53.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img53&image=campground4jy.jpg

http://www.geo-loc.com/index_en.php

an original visitor counter! :eek:

I think that once we've colonized other planets and solar systems, we should make Earth a natural preserve and not let anyone come here. Maybe this already happened, and we're the result of a few fugitives who hid on the planet and our steller cousins are elsewhere in space. Maybe these UFO citings are our ancestors observing our hidden civilization.

I think that once we've colonized other planets and solar systems, we should make Earth a natural preserve and not let anyone come here. Maybe this already happened, and we're the result of a few fugitives who hid on the planet and our steller cousins are elsewhere in space. Maybe these UFO citings are our ancestors observing our hidden civilization.

That would make a great story for a game, movie, or book.

By the way, have you been to http://zero72.devia *is stabbed*

No, because the link is broken.


BTW: DS specs:

Size (Closed):
5.58” wide / 3.33” long / 1.13” tall

Upper Screen:
Backlit, 3-inch, semitransparent reflective TFT color LCD with 256x192 pixel resolution and .24 mm dot pitch

Touch Screen:
Same as upper screen, but with transparent analog touch screen

Color:
Capable of displaying 260,000 colors

Wireless Communication:
IEEE 802.11 and Nintendo’s proprietary format; wireless range is 30 to 100 feet, depending on circumstances; multiple users can play multiplayer games using just one DS game card.

Controls:
Touch screen, embedded microphone for voice recognition, A/B/X/Y face buttons, plus control pad, L/R shoulder buttons, Start and Select buttons.

Input/Output:
Ports for both Nintendo DS game cards and Game Boy Advance Game Paks, terminals for stereo headphones and microphone

Other Features:
Embedded PictoChat software that allows up to 16 users to chat at once; embedded real-time clock; date, time and alarm; touch-screen calibration.

CPUs:
One ARM9 and one ARM7

Sound:
Stereo speakers providing virtual surround sound, depending on the software

Battery:
Lethium ion battery delivering six to 10 hours of play on a four-hour charge, depending on use; power-saving sleep mode; AC adapter

Languages:
English, Japanese, Spanish, French, German, Italian

Color:
Silver and black

:D

I just rolled a pair of dice and got 9.

You know what this means?

Yeth!

sdf

Yeth!

sdfI don't suppose you could tell me, then?

*resurekt*

Grooovy, rolling for my magic!
Just try to hang him up without a ghetto!
So I can BOOM, shakalaka BOOM!
Grooovy, wonder for my magic!
Roll it!
Check the other checkin' for life!
We can't! Stop me for my respect!
But they hey!
For giving me ein hip trick!
But, oh!
And then they try to set me up for a cake!
Make the pet!
And even if they stop twisting sick psychopath!
Julio, knife smith!

I will not leave without keith and his entire keyboard collectionBig Train i take it?

double post edit:

you firefox users should like this

This is the silliest mission ever.

Pallete: Hey Zero. Go see how deep that hole is.
Zero: Ok!
[Zero jumps into hole]
[30 minutes pass]
Zero: Pretty deep!
[4 hours pass]
Zero: Deep, yeah. Sure is. Wowwie. Deep. Pretty deep hole here.
[9 hours pass]
Zero: Deep deep deep! Deeee-heeep. Deepity-deep deep. I'm talkin' deep here.
[2 days pass]
Zero: Ever notice how when you say a word too many times, it doesn't sound like a word anymore? Deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep...
[3 weeks pass]
Zero: Guys? I'm getting hungry.

rofl.

damn

Funny how old games are easy to find pirated.

My Dad - a creator of Legacy of the Ancients and Legend of the Blacksilver - says both games have no bugs. He claims that when a copy of the game you download off the internet crashes - it's simply the copy protection he wrote doing its job. He talked about how he did it - remapping fonts - not putting the "blowup" function in with the "check copyright" function. The works. He's very proud.

Funny how old games are easy to find pirated.

My Dad - a creator of Legacy of the Ancients and Legend of the Blacksilver - says both games have no bugs. He claims that when a copy of the game you download off the internet crashes - it's simply the copy protection he wrote doing its job. He talked about how he did it - remapping fonts - not putting the "blowup" function in with the "check copyright" function. The works. He's very proud.
He wants to get in touch with Codemasters and demand royalties for Fade, then.

The second test finished a draw, but it was end-to-end stuff. England got off to a terrible start by being bowled out for 139, and South Africa scored 332 in reply, with Kallis making 162. However in England's second innings they made 570-7 declared, with Trescothick and Strauss sharing an opening stand of 273 (Tresco 132, Strauss 136) before Graham Thorpe made a typically phlegmatic 118no, as partnerships with Flintoff (60) and Geraint Jones (73) set up a lead of 377. However, South Africa managed to bat out a draw, finishing on 290-8 as bad light saved them at the end.

Match Scorecard (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/shared/fds/hi/statistics/cricket/scorecards/2004/12/7345/html/scorecard.stm)

I just watched a special on Area51. A former employee spoke about it. He said little, and he said nothing at all about aliens, just that it's a military air base and weapons testing facility thing.

And then one of the people who'd constructed a satellite image of the facility had his house searched by the FBI and several items confiscated.

And when they were spying on it from outside the fence, military aircraft flew overhead to monitor them.

The longest chemical name in the world is:

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Aiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee! Good luck learning that by HEART!

Fact.

There are pockets of radiation in Wales due to Chernobyl. As the day it occoured there where rain clouds coming in from the east.

Fact.

90% of all the sour and bad rain in Norway doesn't come from Norway or the seas outside Norway, but from countries south for Norway (especially from those dirty Germans)

Fact.

There are pockets of radiation in Wales due to Chernobyl. As the day it occoured there where rain clouds coming in from the east.Also my Dad was fishing at a lake the day that happened. And there where warning of not to go near water.

We had radioactive sheep in Wales!

The longest chemical name in the world is:

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Aiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee! Good luck learning that by HEART!


Heart?! Pfft! Copy and paste!

I never said I learned it by heart....

Duh. I was saying I wasn't going to learn it by heart - just copy and paste. I didn't say it - but I was actually doubtful that was even a chemical name!

Fact.

90% of all the sour and bad rain in Norway doesn't come from Norway or the seas outside Norway, but from countries south for Norway (especially from those dirty Germans)
By "Norway", you mean "Everyone Except America", and by "countries south of Norway" you mean "America".

Of course I do.

Handy, living on a hill. You get to see all the different fireworks displays at once...

Merry New Year y'all!

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spacious!

Obviously!!!

HERE BE COLONS

****ing stop ****ing up the ****ing page you ****ing ****ed up ****head ****er ****!

****ing stop ****ing up the ****ing page you ****ing ****ed up ****head ****er ****!
OK. "Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!" said the snail

"Grallop" replied the dirty mongoose.

WHOOP! WHOOP!

It's a thread about a thread about a random pile of things, but never bout the topic which it seems and sometimes dreams. It's a thread about corruption, it's a thread about your life, it's a thread about the reasons why I still don't have a wife. It's a thread about the fishes - that are swimming in the sea. It's a thread about the people who have never paid a fee. It's a thread about "FOR JUSTICE!" and a thread about "FOR ME!". It's a thread with no beginning, it's a thread with no end. It's a thread with no answers, and now here we go again!

It's a thread about a thread about a random pile of things, but never bout the topic which it seems and sometimes dreams. It's a thread about corruption, it's a thread about your life, it's a thread about the reasons why I still don't have a wife. It's a thread about the fishes - that are swimming in the sea. It's a thread about the people who have never paid a fee. It's a thread about "FOR JUSTICE!" and a thread about "FOR ME!". It's a thread with no beginning, it's a thread with no end. It's a thread with no answers, and now here we go again!

It's a thread about a thread about a random pile of things, but never bout the topic which it seems and sometimes dreams. It's a thread about corruption, it's a thread about your life, it's a thread about the reasons why I still don't have a wife. It's a thread about the fishes - that are swimming in the sea. It's a thread about the people who have never paid a fee. It's a thread about "FOR JUSTICE!" and a thread about "FOR ME!". It's a thread with no beginning, it's a thread with no end. It's a thread with no answers, and now here we go again!

It's a thread about a thread about a random pile of things...

no, this is the true first post of the 200th page!

no, this is the true first post of the 200th page!

No, your post is somewhere down the 150th page. :p

Aiiiiiieeeeee! Philby you evil teat!!

Fine! If you wanna be that way, you donnae deserve the 200th page either!

*deletes post*

Happy new year!

...

I'm a little late, aren't I? :-/

Happy Page 200!

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Happy Page 200!

It's 150, damnit! ;)

Yes. That's right. (For 40-post viewers)

Strange people.

*people with non-horribly slow internet connections.

;)

Actually, 50 posts per page is better for slow connections.

With 30 posts you have to load a new page all the time, but with 50 you can read posts while the page is still loading.

I'm one of those irritating people who won't change a system if they feel the current one does an adequate job.

Hence my continued use of IE and WMP :rolleyes:

I'm one of those irritating people who won't change a system if they feel the current one does an adequate job.

Hence my continued use of IE and WMP :rolleyes:
Oddly enough, I used the same reasoning to justify not using IE.

My criteron for a web browser:

I want something that lets me browse the web.

Oddly enough, IE can do that.

Nicely said.

My criteron for a web browser:

I want something that lets me browse the web.

Oddly enough, IE can do that.
Ah, there's the difference then. My criteron for a web browser:

I want something that lets me browse the web without making me want to kill people.

My criteron for a web browser:

I want something that lets me browse the web.

Oddly enough, IE can do that.Mine is: I want something that lets me browse the web and does not get adware/spyware.

Oddly enough, IE is the only one that can't do that.

edit: almost forgot, random image to spice up this post.

Avast ye scurvy seadogs! Ye can now see The Secret of Monkey Island, available in Lego format

http://www.archive.org/movies/details-db.php?collection=brick_films&collectionid=MI15high

My criteron for a web browser:

I want something that lets me browse the web.

Oddly enough, IE can do that.

If you had the choice between, for free, driving a brand new, fast car with insurance, RAC on the road help, and all that jazz, or an uninsured 25 year old car, and both cost exactly the same, which would you choose?

It's a thread about a thread etc...

Rofl. Very nice WM.

Do not adjust your monitor. This is not a test. Nor is it a fake. This is actually from a site where I just found an interesting freeware game. I'll let everyone know if it turns out to be worthwhile. :p

If you had the choice between, for free, driving a brand new, fast car with insurance, RAC on the road help, and all that jazz, or an uninsured 25 year old car, and both cost exactly the same, which would you choose?

That is a very tough decision. I'm going to have to think this over for a couple of hours.

*goes in a corner*

Ah, there's the difference then. My criteron for a web browser:

I want something that lets me browse the web without making me want to kill people.Maybe I have a longer fuse than most people, but IE has yet to make me want to kill anyone.

Well... maybe when those silly Windows Update things come up...

I think it's a combination of me not minding popups (I'm quite happy just to swat them away: I've scored 299 on the Realistic Internet Simulator (http://www2.b3ta.com/realistic-internet-simulator/)) and just leading a charmed life (generally my computer can go without crashing for weeks).

[*slaps everyone* (http://legion.gibbering.net/misterx/troutwar.php?s=UnKnown%20X&magic_param)]

*Slaps everyone too* (http://legion.gibbering.net/misterx/troutwar.php?s=WormNut&magic_param)

I've decided to not slap anyone. (http://legion.gibbering.net/misterx/troutwar.php?s=phillby4000)














Ha! fooled you!

Maybe I have a longer fuse than most people, but IE has yet to make me want to kill anyone.

Well... maybe when those silly Windows Update things come up...

I think it's a combination of me not minding popups (I'm quite happy just to swat them away: I've scored 299 on the Realistic Internet Simulator (http://www2.b3ta.com/realistic-internet-simulator/)) and just leading a charmed life (generally my computer can go without crashing for weeks).

130... :confused:

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I'm Back!

*Tumbleweed*

Abyss rocks! :D Especially HERE, where you can get it! (http://www.aprelium.com/)

My website (http://asksteved.no-ip.com) is hosted on it!

* Bold stuff = link

I just found this really intresting site full of info on Half Life 2 and such. It even has pictures of possible Half Life 3 scenarios!!! (http://legion.gibbering.net/misterx/troutwar.php?s=Blinx)

6000th POST!

Woo!

6001st POST! And 201st PAGE!

Wibble!

6001st POST! And 201st PAGE!

Wibble!

*151st .

201st for stupid people like me and Splapp who cannae be arsed to change to anything more than 30 replies per page.