These mutations are getting out of hand

Second head: I agree!

Ten invisible dollars to anybody who can figure out this quote.

"You can talk!"
"I know."

Is it Peter and Brian at the bar?

MKDD: Mario Kart: Double Dash


Major update! (http://www.freewebs.com/cybergamezstorage/askme1.htm)

Is it Peter and Brian at the bar?No. Bright text to get around the limit

UT2K4 mods that 0\/\/|\| _|00:
1) Air Bucaneers(sp?) - fly with a crew in a flying pirate ship and shoot people with cannons... more fun than it sounds.
2) Chaos UT2: Evoloution - the most insane mod EVER. The homing mines giggle and insult you while they chase you, you get swords and axes and other melée weps... and people, when they die, leave chalk outlines or gravestones.
3) Deathball - the FASTEST mod ever. Like a mixture between football, American football, hockey and basketball. Like bombing run, but with only one wep.
4) Carball - there's something satisfying about playing football with jeeps. Yes, there is...
5) RPG - absolutely INSAANE on Invasion with Beserk mutator active.

UT2K4 mods that 0\/\/|\| _|00:
1) Air Bucaneers(sp?) - fly with a crew in a flying pirate ship and shoot people with cannons... more fun than it sounds.
2) Chaos UT2: Evoloution - the most insane mod EVER. The homing mines giggle and insult you while they chase you, you get swords and axes and other melée weps... and people, when they die, leave chalk outlines or gravestones.
3) Deathball - the FASTEST mod ever. Like a mixture between football, American football, hockey and basketball. Like bombing run, but with only one wep.
4) Carball - there's something satisfying about playing football with jeeps. Yes, there is...
5) RPG - absolutely INSAANE on Invasion with Beserk mutator active.could you give me links to those? ;)

I went and played at Laserquest yesterday. It was rather fun, we played all sorts of games, although the two biggest ones were when our group was thrown in with another in two 3-way games. I did reasonably well in the first of those two games, finishing sixth out of 26, but in the second game I was rather poor - I think the pack second time round was a bit too sensitive...

Ten invisible dollars to anybody who can figure out this quote.

"You can talk!"
"I know."

Umm...Lilo and Stich the Movie?

It's from Weebl and Bob

Hey Philby, are you on MSN right now?
If I'm online I'm on msn, thanks to msn explorer. :D

For some reason intrernet explorer shutsdown straight away when I try to open it.

Shame that :rolleyes:

No. Bright text to get around the limit
Meh. I was close.
Peter: So. What the hell Brian, you cured yet? Cause I don't want to live in a house with plastic on the furniture like some Italian family.
Brian: My therapist thinks he's figured out what my problem is.
Peter: Ehh. What does Sigmund Fraud think it is?
Brian: He thinks I'm in love.
Peter: Oh my God. You can talk.
Brian: Never mind.
Peter: Well. Does this girl love you back?
Brian: Oh I can't imagine.
Peter: You've got to find out for sure. You don't want to spend your life wondering what could have been. (http://www.southperk.com/episode10/11023.wav)

Havent seen Family Guy in ages.

could you give me links to those? ;)

Fileplanet has all of them. Just type 'em into the search. Alternatively, use Google to search for the websites of the mod-makers, then download the files without waiting in a queue... unless you're a FilePlanet sub... in which case...

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey guys,i just downloaded MSN mssenger for mac but when i try to sign in it says:
'Sign in failed because the pass-word is incorrect or the sign-in name does not exist.'
I made some name and password in installing it,but they wont work!
Wasshoudidooo??? :confused:

Hey guys,i just downloaded MSN mssenger for mac but when i try to sign in it says:
'Sign in failed because the pass-word is incorrect or the sign-in name does not exist.'
I made some name and password in installing it,but they wont work!
Wasshoudidooo??? :confused:You need an e-mail account to connect it up to, preferably (from the point of view of Microsoft) a Hotmail one.

You need to register an e-mail address as a .NET Passport at passport.net (http://www.passport.net).

It does not need to be a Hotmail account.

FELIX QUI POTUIT RERUM COGNSCERE CAUSAS

This piece of Latin is engraved into a wall at Churchill College, and I feel it would be a very appropriate motto for both this thread and these forums in general. See if you can guess what it actually means...

FELIX QUI POTUIT RERUM COGNSCERE CAUSAS

Happy (is s/he) who is able to know the causes of things.
or something like that :p

Happy (is s/he) who is able to know the causes of things.
or something like that :pOr, if you take it more loosely, "You're lucky if you know what's going on"

You need to register an e-mail address as a .NET Passport at passport.net (http://www.passport.net).

It does not need to be a Hotmail account.i doubt one would dare to turn his main mail account into a .NET Passport. i believe it's safer to stick it in some Hotmail account.

besides, back in ye olde days you could only register with a hotmail account. before the time .NET Passports came to existance :p

My first MSN account was joseph@latham0.btinternet.co.uk - that was aruond 6 years ago, well before the .net framework.

Hey, we're remaining on-topic!

HAPPY BLOOMSDAY!!!

Use Google to find out what I mean...

Hey, we're remaining on-topic!

HAPPY BLOOMSDAY!!!

Use Google to find out what I mean...
It's cool how Google puts little pictures up...even though I've never heard of this "Bloomsday" thing, or of James Joyce.

Lemon and Melon are anagrams of each other.

Lemon and Melon are anagrams of each other.


*hands Paul Power the totally off topic hat*

*hands Paul Power the totally off topic hat*ExACTly!

whee!

It's cool how Google puts little pictures up...even though I've never heard of this "Bloomsday" thing, or of James Joyce.
Somewhere on Google's site there's an archive of those. There's some very good stuff in there.

In fact, there's something of a wealth of information on the google site if you actually look around it.

Yeah, I want a job at Google C. H. E. E. S. E..

Hooray! School's out!

*aliens eat everyone*

*blows up alien from inside*

*eats alien*

*eats SomePerson*

*eats SomePerson*My goodness! You're a FISH!

Everybody, RUN!!!

LOL! *eats Paul.Power*

*eats starworms*

AHA!

*blows up both Star Worms and philby from the inside*

AHAHAHA!

*second philby runs back and impales paul on a rusty iron spike*

AHAHAHASHhrAD!

*gets a tetanus injection*

AHAHAHA plus an assortment of letters of your choice!

*ressurects self*

*eats SomePerson, Paul.Power and philby4000*

*makes self unedible*

*makes self indestructable*

*wins*

*invents telaportation device*

*sends starworms to budapest*

*changes subject*

Angle-poise lamps, eh? Cor.

COR!?!?~!>>!<1.,1 *trips over nothing even though he isn't moving* *flips around and hits the ground face-first* *gets broken*

*was already broken*
*wins*

*EATS J00 ALL!!!*
*wins*
*gets indegestion*
*feels sick... BUT IS A WINNER!!!*
*but still feels sick*
*steals Philby's teleportation device*
*teleports to Budapest*
*eats Budapest*
*feels VERY sick*

Oh... dear...

"I'm an O god..."

*changes competition rules so that he wins*
*wins*

What game were we playing, anyway?

We are winning, but I win more
*wins*
I WON!!! YAY!!!
*leaves before anyone can steal his wins*

Please let's not turn this into a "last poster wins" thread.

Fine.
*wins*
Sorry, I can't stop winning...
*wins*
AAAH!!
*wins*
um... meh

What game were we playing, anyway?
erm.... Cluedo.

"I'm in a hotel in Mayfair with... the Reverend Green?"
- Willie Rushton, ISIHAC.

SLORG OWNARRR!!!!

Meh

Please let's not turn this into a "last poster wins" thread.
Holy ****, that is such a good idea.

I'm pretty sure it was either Colonel Sanders in the Library with the Pizza Cutter, or Chef Boyardee in the Holodeck with the Spatula, I'm not sure.

i thought it was Andrew in the Team17 Forum with the Delete button.
:p

I've never actualy played Cludo...

*cries*

SLORG OWNARRR!!!!

Meh

What is with this slorg thing I keep hearing about? :confused:

no one knows.

:p .

I'm guessing you're somewhat biased on something. I can't tell what, though.

Oh, and here's (http://www.alljim.com/jim/photos/micropee.jpg) something for tp.

And tp = thomasp.

double post edit:

What is with this slorg thing I keep hearing about? :confused:

Once, a LONG time ago, someone posted an image in a thread of something called a Slorg for a site called Neopets. They then said(or was it someone afterwards?) "SLORG OWNAR!!"

Explanaition. Thank me(or curse me) later!

Or ask someone for the official version. I think I got it wrong somehow and somewhat...

I'm guessing you're somewhat biased on something. I can't tell what, though.it's MtlAngelus vs. Star Worms war on the HL2 vs. Halo 2 matter. a graphical version, at least :p

The thread was about "Who should be the arch enemies of Worms?" loosely worded.

One post contained simply, and I quote, "SLORG :D" and had an attached picture.

The next post right after that contained only "SLORG OWNAR!"

A few of us found the combination of these two messages gut-bustingly hysterical, while others didn't really find it funny at all. You know, perfect material for a running gag.

OD in summary:
slorg ownar all cheese pointing girls school sucks look at my hair omg noes help me poke uber-leet rant waka laka 666 haxxor quiz birthday splode

The thread was about "Who should be the arch enemies of Worms?" loosely worded.

One post contained simply, and I quote, "SLORG :D" and had an attached picture.

The next post right after that contained only "SLORG OWNAR!"

A few of us found the combination of these two messages gut-bustingly hysterical, while others didn't really find it funny at all. You know, perfect material for a running gag.quite accurate Zero, except the thread's name was "Worms enemies". anyways, for all you SLORG OWNAR "newbies" here it is:
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=4819&page=1 - post #37
now you all know :)

Today I turned a large pile of dirty laundry into a large pile of clean laundry.

Phase 2 is to organise this pile...

OD in summary:
slorg ownar all cheese pointing girls school sucks look at my hair omg noes help me poke uber-leet rant waka laka 666 haxxor quiz birthday splodeyou forgot offtopic :p

you forgot offtopic :pAnd cricket. And SomePerson's hovercraft.

I finally got around to finishing Half-Life!!!:D

I beat that stupid giant budah baby!

You just can't refuse him.

And SomePerson's hovercraft.
Now that's it's summer I'll be able to start Mk II soon. After the cannon. Which only needs the backpack air tank. Which would take me a day to build at most if I had the parts. A store that sells said parts is little more than a mile away. And nobody will drive me. And I can't walk that distance carrying 16 feet of 6 inch ABS pipe. I'm stuck.

I found Half-Life extremely easy. Even though I haven't played it since I was 9 or sumtin. And when I beat the game I didn't really get much of what happened... :p

I saw a video on the PCG DVD of someone completing it IN ONE HOUR. Yes, I even looked at the time taken. It said 57 minutes 47 seconds. It's incredible. He doesn't cheat, he just uses little bugs, like the fact that, if you activate a switch, HL can't tell if there's a wall between the switch and you or not. Using the Gauss Gun, he flew over Zen without doing ANY fighting. And he finished On A Rail in 2 minutes by using tripmines as steps!

Oh boy. I turn 15 tomorrow. (the 19th - today for all you eastern people)

Whoopidy doo.

LoL, it's 8:30 am here. Does that mean that it's your birthday in 30 mins?

THIS IS A HUGE SPOILER!!!!! DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU HAVE ALREADY FINISHED HALF-LIFE OR DON'T IF YOU KNOW THE ENDING!!!!






































I found Half-Life extremely easy. Even though I haven't played it since I was 9 or sumtin. And when I beat the game I didn't really get much of what happened... :p

Here is a little known fact I saw online. The crystal sample from the beggining that started the whole mess are the same crystals that you have to destroys at the boss level.

Basically the G-Man said that they have taken over Xen like they wanted to so it was all planed. And he also wants to hire you

Are you sure its the same crystal in the Nihilanth's cave on Xen? I must have missed that somehow.

It does look similar...

Unfortunatly, I never went to Zen, due to getting stuck in a kind of recurring death loop.

Are you sure its the same crystal in the Nihilanth's cave on Xen? I must have missed that somehow.

It doesn't show it in the game, but it says something about it here:

http://www.planethalflife.com/half-life/guide/walkthrough/wt17.shtm

:p .
hmm how immature. I called you a nazi because you were saying my point was invalid, which it wasn't.

Stop it you two, you're just arguing for the sake of it.

The trouble with the Internet is that there's no "Stop that, or I'll bang your heads together" option :rolleyes:.

Anyway... uh... who here likes Civ III?

Anyway... uh... who here likes Civ III?me me me me me, i've liked it since Civ I! :D
although everyone i show it to find it boring :p

Stop it you two, you're just arguing for the sake of it.
I'm not arguing, I just made a funny pic out of it
I was in a good mood you see

Also, I forgot to mention, I have kitties again :eek:

I'm thinking of buying the Spyder Victor II paintball gun.

Speaking of Half-Life(kinda), go here (http://www.archive.org/movies/details-db.php?collection=speed_runs&collectionid=HalfLife_5548) to donload a movie of someone completing HL in 1 hour on Hard difficulty. It's incredible!

me me me me me, i've liked it since Civ I! :D
although everyone i show it to find it boring :pHeh, I managed to reach the modern era in 1796 this time round (easiest difficulty, though).

Quite fun, stomping all over the world with Modern Armour...

hmm how immature. I called you a nazi...Speaks for itself.

Godwin's law applies too much around here.

LOL! Mexico 10 - 0 Dominica!!!!
I feel readlly bad for them, but stil LOLOLOLOL!

SBC has acknowledged my intermittent DSL is their fault and it should be working fine by tomorrow.

WinAmp's volume has gone screwy. I've checked my master volume control and the volume on my speakers and everything's normal there, but WinAmp is extremely loud. It's on 5% volume and it's already a little too loud.

Weird.

All this talk of getting old
It's getting me down my love
Like a cat in a bag, waiting to drown
This time I'm comin' down


And I hope you're thinking of me
As you lay down on your side
Now the drugs don't work
They just make you worse
But I know I'll see your face again


Now the drugs don't work
They just make you worse
But I know I'll see your face again


But I know I'm on a losing streak
'Cause I passed down my old street
And if you wanna show, then just let me know
And I'll sing in your ear again


Now the drugs don't work
They just make you worse
But I know I'll see your face again


'Cause baby, ooh, if heaven calls, I'm coming, too
Just like you said, you leave my life, I'm better off dead


All this talk of getting old
It's getting me down my love
Like a cat in a bag, waiting to drown
This time I'm comin' down


Now the drugs don't work
They just make you worse
But I know I'll see your face again


'Cause baby, ooh, if heaven calls, I'm coming, too
Just like you said, you leave my life, I'm better off dead


But if you wanna show, just let me know
And I'll sing in your ear again


Now the drugs don't work
They just make you worse
But I know I'll see your face again


Yeah, I know I'll see your face again
Yeah, I know I'll see your face again
Yeah, I know I'll see your face again
Yeah, I know I'll see your face again


I'm never going down, I'm never coming down
No more, no more, no more, no more, no more
I'm never coming down, I'm never going down
No more, no more, no more, no more, no more
(Repeat and Fade Out)




I feel like this.

Awwww.

*Passes blinx some more cookies*

Cheer Up


You say you're down you can’t lose that frown
Life sucks. What else is new? That’s tough.
There's not much you can do- you're not the only one not havin’ any fun

I've got a funny feelin’ we’re all born to lose
And I've got a funny feelin’ that this life ain’t worth livin’ through
I've been depressed and I get so stressed
Life sucks. I don't wonder why. That's tough.
I just keep on tryin’, so I won’t be the one not havin’ any fun

I've got a funny feelin’ we’re all born to lose
And I've got a funny feelin’ that this life ain’t worth livin’ through
I'm not givin’ up yet that's not the end of me
But it's not gonna be all right you'll see, you’ll see!
I've got a funny feelin’ we’re all born to lose
And I've got a funny feelin’ that this life ain’t worth livin’ through



Okay, the lyrics on their own are a bit depressing, but if you imagine that sung happily to an upbeat ska tune, your halfway there.

Know what makes everybody happy? Kittens.

...

Ok, they make me happy.

*hides from rocks*

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin
Give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of ****
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...

Can't think of anything to sing about
Not much out there to sing about
The world's okay, the weather's fine
No need to sing about that

I'll sing about

Sponges
Sponges yeah!
Sponges
Sponges yeah yeah
Sponges suck, sponges suck
Sponges absorb liquid then you squeeze them out yeah!

There's lots of songs of peace
Lots of songs of love
Even songs about peaches and valkyries
No songs about

Tuna fish, tuna fish, tuna fish, tuna fish
They're real big and swim in oceans
Come in cans like hockey pucks
Tuna got their names 'cause they don't swim in pairs!

Get it? tuna. are there two of those fish? nah! two-nah! two-nah! it's funny! hee hee! no? i like tuna.

Sponges
Sponges yeah!
Sponges
Sponges yeah yeah
Sponges suck, sponges suck
Sponges suck, sponges suck
Sponges clean up dishes and sinks
And countertops and baby's noses
They suck up soap and when you squeeze them out they make
Bubbles!
Bubbles!
Bubbles!

Sponges

Can't think of anything to sing about
Not much out there to sing about
The world's okay, the weather's fine
No need to sing about that

I'll sing about

Sponges
Sponges yeah!
Sponges
Sponges yeah yeah
Sponges suck, sponges suck
Sponges absorb liquid then you squeeze them out yeah!

There's lots of songs of peace
Lots of songs of love
Even songs about peaches and valkyries
No songs about

Tuna fish, tuna fish, tuna fish, tuna fish
They're real big and swim in oceans
Come in cans like hockey pucks
Tuna got their names 'cause they don't swim in pairs!

Get it? tuna. are there two of those fish? nah! two-nah! two-nah! it's funny! hee hee! no? i like tuna.

Sponges
Sponges yeah!
Sponges
Sponges yeah yeah
Sponges suck, sponges suck
Sponges suck, sponges suck
Sponges clean up dishes and sinks
And countertops and baby's noses
They suck up soap and when you squeeze them out they make
Bubbles!
Bubbles!
Bubbles!

SpongesIs that an actual song? :D

Yep. Sponges by the Arrogant Worms.

And that's one of their worse songs. Can't hold a candle to History Is Made By Stupid People, The Happy Happy Birthday Song, or Stalker Girl (though the latter is aided by personal experience).

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life sung by Eric Idle

Thx P.P, didn't know the lyrics before now!

"Fwee Wogew!!!"

he he, lol;) good memories...

Soul Limbo - Booker T and the MGs

...

(what? It's an instrumental piece!)

You wana hear a cool song¿
Listen to "Ingrata" by Cafe Tacuba
:p

I finally got Escape Velocity Nova! OMG THAT GAME ROCKS!

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/games/evn/

Dude, I have that game. Yeah, it's cool.

Now that I think of it, I haven't played it in a long time, though.

looks good!

*looks at screenies*

OMG, LOOKS REALLY GOOD!

is it ne good?

OMG THAT GAME ROCKS! Yeah, it's cool. is it ne good? *Jeopardy theme music*

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

brain freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze

o noez noot teh brayn freez aahdkgj;laskdr

I want to be a monkey.

YAY FOR INVERTED QUESTION MARK!!!!!

¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿

OMG! how u do that funky thing?

Tha's kool!

It's Spanish. Which means it's on Spanish keyboards. But you can Alt + something to do itl

¿:confused: ?¿:confused: ?¿:confused: ?

he's saying that it's a unique spanish symbol.

(how can i type it on an english keyboard?) :p

i bow at Opera for having a feature that restores what i was browsing previously whenever Windows decides to be a jackass. now, if only we could get all the other applications for windows have this feature (specially games) :p

The games would have to store that somewhere so I don't think you'd like games to do that unless you don't mind losing a few gigs...

The games would have to store that somewhere so I don't think you'd like games to do that unless you don't mind losing a few gigs...
And a few gigahertz of processing power.

To do that it would have to effectively make a savegame constantly updated, in the background. Some things, like Half Life, save ludicruously fast anyway and could probably do it, but things like Deus Ex would just fall down dead.

I am the cheezy burrito man!

In Maya you can make it save constantly in a new file. You set a limit of files to be saved in a folder and when the limit is reached it starts to over right files. You can also set no limit.

Soundgarden rock.

Cheesegrater flange

Pooppot putty

Silly Putty!

I am so very fooshy.

Pertfection. Absolute perfection.

Pertfection. Absolute perfection.I like pertfection more, but that's just me.

Damnit you noticed... :(

Everyone did.

Poops. You lied to me. You said you couldn't read! And that you all had eye problems so you couldn't see the letter T!!

My life is ruined now.

*plays violin tragically*

*plays violin hysterically*

*plays violin hysterically*


Heyyyy, I'm a violinist!

*plays Boccherini's Minuet and Trio*

*plays SMB tune on violin*

*fails*

*tries again*

*fails again*

*tries to kick violin*

*realises /me doesn't have violin*

Doh!

Heyyyy, I'm a violinist!

*plays Boccherini's Minuet and Trio*
Who the hell are you? :eek:

[Pooka! (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=261273&postcount=46)]

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MFAH, your DA place is nice! The comics are very good! My bro is on DA. He's black-lightning. He does some really good anims and fractals.

Who the hell are you? :eek:Pooka was invited into OD at the request of S2K.

Dammit, I've just realised that I should have used the opportunity to invite my friend manitou (http://forum.team17.co.uk/member.php?u=2814) in. Meh.

*space-time anomaly*

*wakes up in a dumpster with his helmet spraypainted green*

*holds green spraypaint can*

I just couldn't help it.

*burries self*

MFAH, your DA place is nice! The comics are very good! My bro is on DA. He's black-lightning. He does some really good anims and fractals.KB = Shall visit my dA site. http://flatheadbob.deviantart.com

EV Nova has so many cool easter eggs. There's an ATMOS ship which says "I prefer babysitting. It pays better. Don't tell me that was irrelevant. It was a hippopotamus." Once I also saw a ship that was called "Zero Wing Cats" and when you talk to it it shows a picture of the cat guy where it normally shows the ship, and it says the whole AYB thing.

I'm at the point where I have to register to progress in he story. I'm going to buy it, but that takes time so I have to take a break.

MFAH, your DA place is nice!Hehe, I managed to really freak out some people at school by playing his flash stuff...

How many wormers are there on DA?

EV Nova has so many cool easter eggs. There's an ATMOS ship which says "I prefer babysitting. It pays better. Don't tell me that was irrelevant. It was a hippopotamus." Once I also saw a ship that was called "Zero Wing Cats" and when you talk to it it shows a picture of the cat guy where it normally shows the ship, and it says the whole AYB thing.

I'm at the point where I have to register to progress in he story. I'm going to buy it, but that takes time so I have to take a break.
If you like easter eggs I have one word for you: Unreal Tournament 2004!

That game has sooooooooo freaking many easter eggs!

In one of the levels theres a screen with some text speeding through "If you're reading this you're already dead"

Here's what it says on the rocket launcher:

Do you think you could just post the picture up UnKnown X. The file won't unzip for me.

Cause you're using an old WinZip.

www.winzip.com


http://papadooks.com/upload/files/Other/rocketlauncher.JPG

lol

That's funny. What other easter eggs are there?

I've seen the "If you're reading this" thing. A definite rotfl moment.

For Cannon Fodder fans:
http://gamesradar.msn.co.uk/features/default.asp?pagetypeid=2&articleid=30734&subsectionid=1634

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Edit: The new Community Map Packs for UT2004 (CBP2) have TONS of easter eggs (two of them have bagels!). They're not official maps but they might as well be cause Cliffy B (Boggy B's brother?) is the lead mapper for Epic and he has made a tab under the Community section in the game which is called 0wnage maps, and the CBP2 packs are in there.

I just got the UT2004 demo, and.... damn its fast :p
And I dont have a clue of what Im suposed to do in any gameplay :p

If you create a thread/post with a lot of profane/explicit language, is it automatically reported?

When I played the demo the bots were fast. Then I got could (at least I thought). Then I went online it was hell. Now I have UT2004 and when you play online, it's even worse the the 9th layer of hell! Everyong is so fast. I only got 4 kills by the time the match was over. Though it's fun.:p

Edit: btw, now I feel like were in a consparicy:

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=19074

i like being part of a consparicy.

I have a sandwich.

*eats sandwich*

Mmm... sandwich.

I ate a sandwhich today also.

Hooray! Sandwich brothers!

No....triplits. I had a BLT. :p

I had two sandwiches today, three if you include the roll...

Hooray! Sandwich brothers!
*high five*

So, how about forming a breakaway group, guys?

"The Great People's Republic of Sandwichtopia"

*high fives Paul*

Yes!!

i ate a sandwich today at a friend's place. first time in months i ate one! :eek:

Hah! I eat sandwiches every day!

so do i!!!! What a coincidence!!! :eek:



:rolleyes:

I eat sandwiches for lunch durring school.


*burries self*

Sandwich eaters unite!

Anyway. Yeah.

OWWWW MY FOOT

Wow. I can make 120,000 credits per trading run by bringing luxury goods from Europa to Earth in my Sprite. When I get a Leviathan I'll be able to get almost a million per run.

You can get even more by bringing luxury goods from New Ireland in Tuatha to Moonview in the Moonview system, but that involves jumping. Still, it's about twice the profit.

I had to uninstall Freelancer, due to the space it took up. That and I got bored having my Rhino blown up by Mollys nearly every time I left a station or was returning from a mission.

Maya hi, maya ho, maya ha, maya haha.
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Maya hi, maya ho, maya ha, maya haha.
Alo? Salut. Serdievo. Un heitoc!
Sheetero yubira mah du meshte, ferichira.
Alo (alo, alo) Alo (alo, alo)
Serdievooo, Picasso sound that beep. [beep]
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Reza bleshnar.
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Reza bleshnar.
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Desu, setzpun, chessit, akhkung!
Alo! Sheetero yubira mah du meshte, ferichira.
Alo (alo, alo) Alo (alo, alo)
Serdievo shiru.
Picasso, sound that beep.
Jusin voinik!
Vidarze shteeno zerninik.
Reza bleshnar.
Numa numa yay.
Numa numa yay.
Numa numa numa yay.
Keep ultaushi dragostea din tei.
Nan inveskte all keep tei yay.
Reza bleshnar.
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Keep ultaushi dragostea din tei.
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Reza bleshnar.
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Keep ultaushi dragostea din tei.
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Reza bleshnar.
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Maya hi, maya ho, maya ha, maya haha.
Maya hi, maya ho, maya ha, maya haha.
Maya hi, maya ho, maya ha, maya haha.
Alo? Salut. Serdievo. Un heitoc!
Sheetero yubira mah du meshte, ferichira.
Alo (alo, alo) Alo (alo, alo)
Serdievooo, Picasso sound that beep. [beep]
Jusin voinik!
Vidarze shteeno zerninik.
Reza bleshnar.
Numa numa yay.
Numa numa yay.
Numa numa numa yay.
Keep ultaushi dragostea din tei.
Nan inveskte all keep tei yay.
Reza bleshnar.
Numa numa yay.
Numa numa yay.
Numa numa numa yay.
Keep ultaushi dragostea din tei.
Nan inveskte all keep tei yay.
Desu, setzpun, chessit, akhkung!
Alo! Sheetero yubira mah du meshte, ferichira.
Alo (alo, alo) Alo (alo, alo)
Serdievo shiru.
Picasso, sound that beep.
Jusin voinik!
Vidarze shteeno zerninik.
Reza bleshnar.
Numa numa yay.
Numa numa yay.
Numa numa numa yay.
Keep ultaushi dragostea din tei.
Nan inveskte all keep tei yay.
Reza bleshnar.
Numa numa yay.
Numa numa yay.
Numa numa numa yay.
Keep ultaushi dragostea din tei.
Nan inveskte all keep tei yay.
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Maya hi, maya ho, maya ha, maya ha ha.
Maya hi, maya ho, maya ha, maya ha ha.
Maya hi, maya ho, maya ha, maya ha ha.
Reza bleshnar.
Numa numa yay.
Numa numa yay.
Numa numa numa yay.
Keep ultaushi dragostea din tei.
Nan inveskte all keep tei yay.
Reza bleshnar.
Numa numa yay.
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Keep ultaushi dragostea din tei.
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You took the words right out of my mouth.

Oh, sorry.

*puts them back*

Any ideas on

A. How to create copy protection
and/or
B. How to load an external SWF in Flash?

A. How to create copy protection
and/or
B. How to load an external SWF in Flash?
A. You could drill a hole in the CD in a place that isn't read...
B. Insert a movie clip, and then load an SWF into it using actionscript.

Hey Unknown X, you seem to know a lot about UT2004. How many adrenaline moves are there and what are they (I already know Speed, Beserk, Invisible, Booster). And where do I get the Leviathan (damn, I thought you could pilot the Pheonix:().

Hey Unknown X, you seem to know a lot about UT2004. How many adrenaline moves are there and what are they (I already know Speed, Beserk, Invisible, Booster). And where do I get the Leviathan (damn, I thought you could pilot the Pheonix:().

The Leviathan is on several maps (Redplanet for one, at your base).

Adrenaline:
Speed
Beserk
Invisible
Booster
Pintsized (Mutator option)
Camouflage (Mutator option)

The mutators tell you what the combos are.

Wow. I can capture a levaithan and sell it for 1.2 million credits! Or I may try capturing 6 leviathan escorts so I can make 7 million on the trading run I mentioned earlier. But clicking "buy" 2,800 times to buy enough cargo doesn't seem too appealing...

My pirate file in EVN is so cool, I can kill everything but the most powerful Polaran ships. My legal status is also "Wanted Criminal", but the federation doesn't harm me unless I shoot them, probably because I'm in a federation ship or because I'm so powerful they don't bother.

I have now perfectionised jumping in Unreal Tournament! I've only had it for a few months and I'm already in a clan and I'm the best jumper and movement guy. I'm even better at jumping than our best player who has played this for some years now!

I really suggest you download DM-FnG-TrainingGrounds and DM-FnG-TrainingGrounds-ND. I'll give you a link later in this post.
Add me to your buddy list in the game by clicking on "Join Game" in the main menu then buddies then right click on the thing on the left and Add Buddy. Type in [FnG]UnKnown_X (or [FnG]* if you want my whole clan :p) and I'll give you some jump training.

DM-FnG-TrainingGrounds-ND has a physics volume which disables the damage in the level. This means that it's easier to do shield jumps.

Dodge jump: Dodges can give you a boost up slanted walls that are too steep to climb. There are TONS of these in DM-Antalus. But in maps like DM-Rankin the dodges are too short and slow, so you gotta do a dodge jump. It kinda explains itself. Dodge, then jump quickly while dodging. This is faster than walking as well so you should try to get this replaced with just holding a key.

Wall dodge: Dodge away from the wall in mid-air. Sounds useless? Actually it can cover great distances when you jump, dodge then jump again. And this gives you MUCH more speed than just walking. This is especially useful when you're carrying the flag.

Shield jump: Depending on the height of your destination you might have to charge up a little bit. Sometimes a lot. The trick isn't just releasing the shield gun on the ground. You gotta jump, then a fraction of a second after you've jumped release the shield. The sooner you release the shield after pressing the spacebar, or whatever your jump button is, the better.

Double shield jump: Now this is more difficult. You shield jump, but don't double jump just yet, you gotta shield the wall first so you go even higher, then do a mid-air jump. This is helluva lot easier said than done.

[DM-FnG-TrainingGrounds (http://ut2003.lambik.com/ut2004/DM-FnG-TrainingGrounds.zip)] (Download this first)
[DM-FnG-TrainingGrounds-ND (http://jakob.magiera.net/ut/DM-FnG-TrainingGrounds-ND.zip)]

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For all you mario fans out there:

http://www.nintendo.co.jp/ngc/g8mj/ehon/movie/movie_l.html

Thanks UnKnown X. I'll download it.

Before I was born, my mom bought the console system by Nintendo; NES. And got Mario. She says she played it all the time. We had for a while but then my parents decided to toss it when we moved. My mom now regrets it and my sister and I are probably going to get one off of ebay. NES rocks!

Edit: I actually started getting my mom into Half-Life. She finished the first level.:p

Edit: I actually started getting my mom into Half-Life. She finished the first level.:p
...There aren't any levels in Half Life. It just keeps going until the end.

You all suck and I hate you. Goodbye.

I'm under attack from many, many pairs of socks!

Alright
Now Dig This Baby!

A. You could drill a hole in the CD in a place that isn't read...
B. Insert a movie clip, and then load an SWF into it using actionscript.

A...I'm ignoring.
B...HOW?!? The manual makes NO SENSE!

...There aren't any levels in Half Life. It just keeps going until the end.

Uhhh... Yeah there are. They have names. The first level is called Unforseen Consequences and the second level is called Office Complex and ect.

Oh, those levels...
B...HOW?!? The manual makes NO SENSE!
I can't quite remember; I haven't used Flash in a long time, but IIRC you create a Movie Clip using the 'insert' menu (it doesn't matter what's in it at this stage), and then it appears in the Library (which I think you get to using the 'window' menu). Then you drag it from there into the scene.

Then you bring up the actionscript window somehow. Having done this, you have to type whatever commands load things into movie clips. I think it involves NameOfMovieClip.LoadSWF("path\filename.swf"); or something - look in the help files under "actionscript reference" then under "movie clips". There are a load of other commands that you can apply to movie clips like this, and they variously do thing like stop, play and rewind them, or tell you how far through loading they are - useful for making preloaders.

It also helps if you've used C, C++, Java, or similar before; the syntax is nearly identical.

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Maya hi, maya ho, maya ha, maya haha.
Maya hi, maya ho, maya ha, maya haha.
Maya hi, maya ho, maya ha, maya haha.
Alo? Salut. Serdievo. Un heitoc!
Sheetero yubira mah du meshte, ferichira.
Alo (alo, alo) Alo (alo, alo)
Serdievooo, Picasso sound that beep. [beep]
Jusin voinik!
Vidarze shteeno zerninik.
Reza bleshnar.
Numa numa yay.
Numa numa yay.
Numa numa numa yay.
Keep ultaushi dragostea din tei.
Nan inveskte all keep tei yay.
Reza bleshnar.
Numa numa yay.
Numa numa yay.
Numa numa numa yay.
Keep ultaushi dragostea din tei.
Nan inveskte all keep tei yay.
Desu, setzpun, chessit, akhkung!
Alo! Sheetero yubira mah du meshte, ferichira.
Alo (alo, alo) Alo (alo, alo)
Serdievo shiru.
Picasso, sound that beep.
Jusin voinik!
Vidarze shteeno zerninik.
Reza bleshnar.
Numa numa yay.
Numa numa yay.
Numa numa numa yay.
Keep ultaushi dragostea din tei.
Nan inveskte all keep tei yay.
Reza bleshnar.
Numa numa yay.
Numa numa yay.
Numa numa numa yay.
Keep ultaushi dragostea din tei.
Nan inveskte all keep tei yay.
Maya hi, maya ho, maya ha, maya ha ha.
Maya hi, maya ho, maya ha, maya ha ha.
Maya hi, maya ho, maya ha, maya ha ha.
Maya hi, maya ho, maya ha, maya ha ha.
Reza bleshnar.
Numa numa yay.
Numa numa yay.
Numa numa numa yay.
Keep ultaushi dragostea din tei.
Nan inveskte all keep tei yay.
Reza bleshnar.
Numa numa yay.
Numa numa yay.
Numa numa numa yay.
Keep ultaushi dragostea din tei.
Nan inveskte all keep tei yay.
Is this the song on the Flora Pro-Active adverts?

LA MAYO.

or lmao.

or...

laughing my ass off.

1337 Spanish doesn't work... For one thing everything is phonetically pronounced, and

¡¡¡¡VOY A CORTAR TU!!!! ¡¡RHFR*!!

risa hacia fuera ruidosamente:p

That and there's no upside down 1 character.

*goes to OC ReMix to see if there are any good new Mega Man 2 remixes up*

*is blown clear out of his chair and through the closed door behind him by the sheer ugliness of the new design*

It wasn't what the Open Discussion stood for, it was what it could have stood for, I mean back in those days - computers weren't mind controlled. you had to use your hands, and yes - I know that seems primative now but despite all this it was a golden time to be alive - The 100% Off-Topic thread hadn't started its own religion back then, it was just a place for ranting about anything and nothing in particular, despite this we never really thought of it as an inconvience or burden, it was just one of those things, you either contributed to it or you didn't, some people couldn't stand it, others loved it, I didn't think anything about it one way or the other, it wasn't that it wasn't an interesting thread, looking back on it now, it seems one of the most interesting from a historical standpoint, it's just that there were so many other great threads about at the time as well, I believe there was one by a philby4000 who had drawn some pictures of someone dancing, possibly me, well with crazy stuff like that going on, what was the point in checking out a thread like 100% Off-Topic, we were spoilt for choice you see and sometimes choice is a good thing and sometimes it isn't, in this case it probably was but then again maybe it wasn't, who can say for sure, after all you weren't there and I'm sure this is all very boring for you, well anyway - sorry to be a bore, it's just nice to talk about the good old days to a fellow Net veteran, we won't see days like that again unless we get them imported from Taiwan, I hear they have a fine export in memories nowadays...

Somebody invisible is browsing this Forum with me! Auuuugghhh! *runs away*

Oh no! It's the Invisible Man from the movie the Invisible Man!

*pours syrup in random peoples' hair.

phew! I'm not a random person, I'm a KB person!

*pours syrup in specific people's hair*

Guess who!!!

(gets syrup poured in their hair/who's doing the pouring)

*pours cement down everyone's pants*

*pours cement down everyone's pants*
Good thing I'm not wearing any pa...

Overshare?

cement

You mean

cement?

I don't like

cement

It frightens me,

cement

does...

ARGH! TEH

cement!!!

TEH

cement

IS IN MEH PANTS!!!

cement
cement
cement

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Oops! I think I killed the thread!

:'(

no you didn't

birds! wickey! bongo-drive. :p

I just had a thought,

If the topic of this thread is being off topic, then surely by being off topic we're actualy being on topic. And by being on topic by being off topic in an off topic thread we're actuly being off topic, as the topic is being off topic, yet we're being on topic by being off topic which makes, which is on topic. And being on topic in an off topic topic thread makes us off topic.

If the topic of this thread is being off topic, then surely by being off topic we're actualy being on topic. And by being on topic by being off topic in an off topic thread we're actuly being off topic, as the topic is being off topic, yet we're being on topic by being off topic which makes, which is on topic. And being on topic in an off topic topic thread makes us off topic.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!! :eek:

You think that's bad?

*digs up quote*

i told you not to eat cheese, because cheese makes you cheesy, and when you are cheesy you want more cheese, because the cheese makes you feel you need cheese, but you don't need cheese, bu you feel you need cheese because the cheese has used his cheesy powers to make you feel like you need cheese, but you need cheese because the cheese makes you want cheese, but then cheese is not real, because if it were real, then you wouldn't need cheese, but the cheese is real because you need it, but you're not real so the cheese is not real, but as you're real, then cheese is not real, but you want cheese because cheese is real, and it complements the irreality of cheese, because the cheese makes you think it's real because you're not real because you're real because the cheese is not real, but you need cheese because cheese is real, and it's not real because you don't need cheese because cheese is not real

Due to a fact I did not know about before, I learned Hovercraft Mk II will have a draw of 1.2kW,10 times what I thought it would be, which is a lot more than I can supply with a car battery.

So I've switched to gas power. I'll be using a lawn mower engine for hovering and a trimmer engine for propulsion. With the lawn mower engine I can get 12 times the power of the leaf blower I was going to use, so it's probably for the better.

I'm also removing the seat's backing to reduce air resistance. You don't need it.

And if there really were fourteen elephants, that made the giraffes all the more eligible to vote.

I just had a thought,

If the topic of this thread is being off topic, then surely by being off topic we're actualy being on topic. And by being on topic by being off topic in an off topic thread we're actuly being off topic, as the topic is being off topic, yet we're being on topic by being off topic which makes, which is on topic. And being on topic in an off topic topic thread makes us off topic.

thomasp once used this as an excuse to shut down the thread. Though I think he was joking...





I hope.

thomasp once used this as an excuse to shut down the thread. Though I think he was joking...





I hope.I'm sure he was.

And if there really were fourteen elephants, that made the giraffes all the more eligible to vote.


No, IF there were fourteen elephants, the giraffes would be allowwed to vote, AND the warthogs would be able to run for president.

Around and around it goes...

Cool! Did you make that? :cool:

Indeed....

With what?

Anim8or.

And a GIF program after manually rendering each interval of 45º.

endless stairway

W00t I'm using Knoppix Linux at the moment!

A bit slow, but you have to consider my CD drive's slow speed and my RAM being under the minimum requirement.


Edit: The coolest optical illusion is that thing with the 2/3 legs.

Oh yeah! I've seen that one! It's real kool!

You should see the new Audi (I think) advert here - it's full of very clever optical illusion videos.

You should see the new Audi (I think) advert here.Yes, yes we should!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Me! Me! Me!

gkfyikfolfyylfyl

DISCLAIMER: This image was NOT made by me, I found it on the web.

How many fingers am I holding down?

How many fingers am I holding down?
Seventeen.

Oww, let go of my fingers!

*points & pokes*

Once again, I'm posting some serious offtopic.

What do we do with a drunken sailor?
What do we do with a drunken sailor?
What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?

WE EAT HIM!!!

;)

No, we eat his cheese.

Does he have a wooden leg?

We eat his wooden leg.

No, we BURN his wooden leg!! BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRNNN!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

The power of christ compels you!

Hurrah! I got my MI1/MI2 Double-Pack and it works perfectly! Now, I finally have all 4 Monkey Island Games on PC! (I only had MI1/MI2 on Amiga, prior to this)

*dances for joy*

Thank heavens for E-bay! :)

W00t indeed...


Speaking of eBay, I've heard of someone getting a 5 HP lawn mower engine (around 20 lbs) there for just over $20, including shipping. Most go for $40 plus $30 shipping...

Yay C&C Gold has arrived :D

The power of christ compels you! Alirrrrrrrrrightt already! *performs miracle* *dies*

W0000T00T0T

The power of christ compels you!Compels who?

ebay rocks. I got some awsome Team17 Amiga games.

*is hungry*

*mistakes TV for pizza*

*eats*

Not again!

Looks like Zeor's finally BITTEN more than he can CHEW.

*nudge nudge, wink wink*

Unless, of course, he CAN chew the TV(and unplugged it first), in which case...

*buys new TV*

*leaves TV in Zeor's house*

*waits for Zeor to repay*

*eats Tv*

*burps*

I was watching that!

You were watching PinkWorm eating a TV? Eeww!

:rolleyes:

*wantz UT2004 really badly* *kills self for throwing away demo*

Can't you re-download it? If you have... whatever I have you'll download 720mB per hour.

I don't know about UK but in Norway (at least in the Computer City store) the game costs about 10-20% less than the average game.

Same in the US. Instead of $50, it's around $30-$40.

4500th post in this thread!!!!!

4,500th reply!

And now, Munkee's thoughts comparing the two most popular SNES emulators...

Very good Sir.