Whassa duvet?

Whassa duvet?Those giant pillows that people sleep under at night...

Oh.

I have no idea what you're talking about. :)

But, I AM wearing a navy-colored shirt.

Oh.

I have no idea what you're talking about. :)

But, I AM wearing a navy-colored shirt.Snap, so am I

Well, darkish blue, anyway

*attempts to win*
*wins*

I'm wearing navy pants.

*attempts to win*
*wins*
*wins more* YAAAAAAA44444444Y

Oooh, I'm winning!

I'm wearing navy pantsWow, so am I! :p

*is wearing navy pants*

Finally, I can post here! I haven't been able to for the past few days...

Neway, here (http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2004/01/12/high_noon_jan_12_2004_news_article.shtml) and here (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/film/3393971.stm) are links to the Guide movie, which is in production. And here (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/film/3000728.stm) is an article that states, near the bottom, that Disney bought the rights to the book. Oh dear...

Kauptu Banana Á ÓdÝru VerÐi!!! Á AÐeins 199 Kr KÍlÓiÐ!!! Gamlir Bananar MjÚkir Bananar MiglaÐir Bananar NÝir Bananar Allskins Bananar Á AÐeins 199 Kr KÍlÓiÐ!!! Kauptu Banana HjÁ Okkur!!! Baugkaup!!!

ummm... all I can understand is Banana. Does this have something to do with me???

ummm... all I can understand is Banana. Does this have something to do with me???

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This is the 100% off-topic thread so i posted something 100% off-topic

I'm wearing navy shorts...

MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BULONEE HSAZ U NFIRLZUDLRUAS NAYPDSRUASDMRd

Scallops

good old 10 character limit :rolleyes:

My leg itches.

*scratches his leg*

My leg no longer itches.

I learned that in Victorian England, it was considered vulgar to say "leg."

Leg


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:eek: OGM!!!1 *explodes*

MUHAHAHAAHA!!!!! LEG LEG !!! HAAHAHA!!! EEEEEEEEEeevvvvvVViILLLEEEE!!!!!! LEGS WITH LEG SAUCE LEGGED IN LEGO!!!!! HAHHAHAHA!!! MUHAHHAHA!!!!111

:rolleyes:

:rolleyes:Isn't it a lovely coincidence that the code for ol' rolleyes is exactly ten characters long (well... not counting spaces)?

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/winrg.php

This is so true

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Gah! I can get at the edit buttons.
*damn netscape*

Argh You Suck!!

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Please, for the love of Glod, delete the last two posts! It was back enough on the old colour scheme, but now... white everywhere!

I would if I could.

Also UnKnown get lost.

First, why cant you delete it?

And second, why should I get lost, you started it!

so that means we gotta "save the day" by spamming until we get to a new page again? :p
edit: lol nevermind, new page already :rolleyes:

Blinx: http://forum.team17.co.uk/editpost.php?do=editpost&p=248843

Well, we're clear of that on the view thread screen, but the reply page is still all screwy.

Meh. This thread's weathered worse...

Well, we're clear of that on the view thread screen, but the reply page is still all screwy.

Meh. This thread's weathered worse...
Oh, yeah, that was the case the other time.
So we had to spam a lot until the screwy post had dissapeared on the reply page :p
Anyways, it seems to be fixed now

So... read any good books lately?

So... read any good books lately?
Nineteen Eighty Four. That's great. And now I'm reading the Python autobiography. It's also great, only it weighs half a stone.

I've got a song, not really in my head, but I'm thinking about it. I really need to know what it is, because i think it's great. Not entirely sure though. I don't know the title, artist, any lyrics, and i have very little idea of the age. All i know is that it sounds quite atmospheric and oriental (at least in the chorus). I could sing the chorus melody, it's quite simple. It's in 4/4 time, and they play it on Virgin Radio sometimes.

It is starting to kill me.

There's a UK service called Shazam, or something like that. You phone a number from your mobile, hold it up to the speakers while a song plays, and they text you back the artist and title.

Nineteen Eighty Four

Random fact: Nineteen Eighty Four is a rip-off of a little known book called "We". Everyone thinks that 1984 is amazingly original but in fact, "We" came first (can't remember the author's name) and contains the same ideas and basic plotline. I know this because I've read "We" and I talked to one of my college teachers about it (when I was at college) and they agreed with me.

So there you have it. Incidently, "Groundhog Day" is a rip-off of a little known film called "12:01"...

Random fact: Nineteen Eighty Four is a rip-off of a little known book called "We". Everyone thinks that 1984 is amazingly original but in fact, "We" came first (can't remember the author's name) and contains the same ideas and basic plotline. I know this because I've read "We" and I talked to one of my college teachers about it (when I was at college) and they agreed with me.
Wow! You learn something new every day.

There's a UK service called Shazam, or something like that. You phone a number from your mobile, hold it up to the speakers while a song plays, and they text you back the artist and title.
If I heard the song, I'd at least know the lyrics and could look it up. The fact is, it's hardly ever played anywhere.

There's a UK service called Shazam, or something like that. You phone a number from your mobile, hold it up to the speakers while a song plays, and they text you back the artist and title.I read about that in Wired Magazine a couple months ago. Very interesting.

Yes, I also read about that sevice... somewhere...

Yes, I also read about that sevice... somewhere...
Yes, I read about it on the team17 Forums.

I read about that service recently as well. In fact, 3 posts ago... ;)

I read about that service too. Isn't it great - delivering spoons to your front door!

...I feel we aren't talking about the same service...

lol, spoons...

*eats spoons*

There's a UK service called Shazam, or something like that. You phone a number from your mobile, hold it up to the speakers while a song plays, and they text you back the artist and title.I've seen it advertised on Amazon. I think...

Bring me down,
Down to depths,
The darkness,
being pulled down,
by the chain,
and ball.

lol, spoons...

*eats spoons*Uh-oh, Philby has a competitor...

So, are you going to call yourself "The Other Spoon"?

http://www.halflife2.net

WO-AH!!!!!!!!!

So... read any good books lately?

Yeah.. "Where the Red Fern Grows" isn't bad, and "The Boggart and the Monster" by Susan Cooper is great!


How do you alpha in text in Flash?

How do you alpha in text in Flash?
Just make the textbox into a symbol (with F8, for a shortcut) and then you can set its colour to alpha or whatever.

Oh. Okay...thanks. :D


EDIT: Yay!! Page 96!!!

EDIT 2: It still won't let me tween it from 0% to 100%.....

EDIT: Yay!! Page 96!!!

EDIT 2: It still won't let me tween it from 0% to 100%.....Hmm... it says 127 for me...

You must have it on more posts-per-page than I have

Any help with the alpha text tweening?

EDIT: BTW my kitty is sleeping on my lap....awwwww.... :o

page 127 for me.

Any help with the alpha text tweening????

....My legs are falling asleep....

Make two keyframes with the same symbol in the same position. Set one at alpha 0% and the other at alpha 100%. Then right-click the space between them on the timeline and choose "Create Motion Tween". (or set this on the Frame panel)

Motion....not shape....okay. I'll try it if I gather the heart to get my kitty off my lap and go to the computer that has Flash on it....


EDIT: Anything new anywhere?

Motion....not shape....okay. I'll try it if I gather the heart to get my kitty off my lap and go to the computer that has Flash on it....


EDIT: Anything new anywhere?
Page 96 for me.Come on, we'll have to have a centenary celebreation soon!

My spoon...is too big! My spoon...is too big! My spoon is too big!

I am a banana!

Follow the Yellow Sick Toad, Follow the Yellow Sick Toad...

Page 127 for most of us.

Edit: 128 now...

Edit: 128 now...A new era dawns.

I read the new Terry Pratchett book, A Hat Full of Sky, recently. It's pretty good, and it has one classic character: Oswald the ondageist. A poltergeist uses psychokinetic forces to mess stuff up. An ondageist tidies everything up again. You can't see him, but you get the mental impression of a worried little man with a dustpan and brush.

QUICK!!! SOMEONE tell me WHAT IS ANEURISM!! I have a vague(is this even a word?) idea, but I'm not sure. I NEED QUICK EXPLANATION!!!!!

AAAAAAARGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!11111one

I Come To Rule You All!!
Fear Me!!

Why You Ask(insert Exclamation Mark Here)
Because!!!!!

Whoa R#$@$#@@!@@@@@@@@@@!!!1111111

*spams graciously*

WTF? What happened to the anti-double-post hack?

WTF? What happened to the anti-double-post hack?It vanished mysteriously in mysterious circumstances.

What is an aneurysm?

An aneurysm is a dilation of a blood vessel (similar
to a balloon) that poses a risk to health from the
potential for rupture, clotting, or dissecting. Rupture
of an aneurysm in the brain causes stroke, and rupture of
an aneurysm in the abdomen causes shock. The abdominal
aortic aneurysm (AAA) is the most common, and the rest of
this discussion will focus on the AAA.

- Good old Internet...

*goes to post something*

*forgets what it was*

*'splodes*

I'm applying for a job at an icecream place down the street...I'm saving up for a laptop.

Let's go crazy with semicolons; after all, they're quite fun!

It vanished mysteriously in mysterious circumstances.

What is an aneurysm?

An aneurysm is a dilation of a blood vessel (similar
to a balloon) that poses a risk to health from the
potential for rupture, clotting, or dissecting. Rupture
of an aneurysm in the brain causes stroke, and rupture of
an aneurysm in the abdomen causes shock. The abdominal
aortic aneurysm (AAA) is the most common, and the rest of
this discussion will focus on the AAA.

- Good old Internet...
Didn't need it after all:p, but thanks anyway!

Sound of thousand bunnies die.



Fooba fooba
*poof*
Crack
Ka-soom!

Yiip yiip!!
Ow
Urgh.

Please dont ban me.

*goes to post something*

*forgets what it was*

*'splodes*
you're getting lazy, zeor.

*gives thumbs up to wall*

Edit: What is the drag constant for air? (sea level)

you're getting lazy, zeor.O NOZ1@$#~!@!1 *turns inside out* *turns green* *flies to Kandahar* *explodes violently, spewing newspapers, noodles and thumb tacks in all directions*

Luckily, I just HAPPENED to decide to wear my Newspaper, noodle and thumbtack repelling slacks and matching schmock today!

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack....

After about a 2 month absence filled with homework, stress, ludicrous geography map colouring, and watching Hydrogen NOT explode to a flame, I return.

Not sure if any of you remember me.

But I'm Back anyways.

Hey, I remember you! You are that guy...

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack....

Eek! :eek: (hides behind sofa)

Seriously though, welcome back! :)

Make your own completely insane thread!

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Here's one I made earlier:

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*kills him*

Well, I guess that was logical.

I wonder why he wanted to be killed?

Maybe he has something against War Worm?

I have a giant calalogue that contains everything you'd need to build something with - hinges, bearings, fans, oilers, guages, card swipers, wire, etc. 3392 pages, with a 71 page index.

I have a giant calalogue that contains everything you'd need to build something with - hinges, bearings, fans, oilers, guages, card swipers, wire, etc. 3392 pages, with a 71 page index.
So that's where those hovercrafts keep coming from!

I want, I want!

Damn, didn't work.

Today in Optimisation we had the Simplex Algorithm.

Don't all get up at once.

hovercraftsSpeaking of which, I'm going to build MK II this summer. After the potato cannon, which is almost done.

Speaking of which (yet again) I found that the potato cannon handgun can fire .50 calibre paintballs.:)

I have a giant calalogue that contains everything you'd need to build something with - hinges, bearings, fans, oilers, guages, card swipers, wire, etc. 3392 pages, with a 71 page index. What's it called and where do you get it and for how much?

There's an online version at http://www.mcmaster.com/

Edit: They don't have leaf blowers though...

There's an online version at http://www.mcmaster.com/

Edit: They don't have leaf blowers though...From the sound of it though, you could probably build one from all the other parts in there.

From the sound of it though, you could probably build one from all the other parts in there.
Bloody hayfever's come early

My eyes! Zey arre rred and poofy!

Well, the 2nd, 3rd and 4th ODIs were all rained off, but this one's going on nicely

England 281-8 (50 overs) - Trescothick 130, Flintoff 59
Windies 139-3 (28 overs)

Looks like an interesting finale...

Well, the 2nd, 3rd and 4th ODIs were all rained off, but this one's going on nicely

England 281-8 (50 overs) - Trescothick 130, Flintoff 59
Windies 139-3 (28 overs)

Looks like an interesting finale...
If anything is to be learned from Lara's captaining, it's that they will either lose or draw.

Saying that, is he even the ODI captain?

If anything is to be learned from Lara's captaining, it's that they will either lose or draw.

Saying that, is he even the ODI captain?Think so

Hmm. Interesting move by Vaughan in the 30th over. Clearly he's thinking, "Well, Tresco scored a century, we'll let him have a bowl as well!"

WI 147/3 (30 overs) - run rate required to tie, 6.7
EDIT: 155/3 (31 overs) - ow, poor Freddie. RRR 6.63
EDIT 2: 158/3 (32 overs) - Heh, Tresco's actually doing a decent job. RRR 6.83~
EDIT 3: 161/3 (33) - That's more like the Freddie we know. RRR 7.06
EDIT 4: 171/3 (34) - Think I put the mockers on Tresco. RRR 6.875
EDIT 5: 174/3 (35) - Freddie keeps a lid on it again. RRR 7.13~
EDIT 6: 180/3 (36) - Harmy's back. RRR 7.21

Yeh, Tresco can bowl if he needs to. Same with Butcher and Thorpe

Yeh, Tresco can bowl if he needs to. Same with Butcher and ThorpeI knew about Tresco and Butcher. I didn't know about Thorpe :o

And dammit, I was going for the world record of post edits! Ah, well.

186/3 (37) Now Gough's back. RRR 7.31

EDIT: 191/4 (38) OOH, Lara's gone. Well done Mr. Harmison. RRR 7.5

Lara c Read b Harmison 37

EDIT 2: 195/4 (39) Decent over from Gough. RRR 7.81~~

EDIT 3: 195/4 (40) Woohoo, maiden from Harmison! RRR 8.6

That's tipped the scales nicely. No-ones safe when he's around.

While we're sort of on the topic, what do his initials stand for? M C, are they?

That's tipped the scales nicely. No-ones safe when he's around.

While we're sort of on the topic, what do his initials stand for? M C, are they?

B C - Brian Charles

EDIT 199/4 (31) - Another fairly tidy over from Gough. RRR 9.1~

B C - Brian Charles
Ah, I thought it was BMC. Ah well.

I'm a bit annoyed that Desktop Richie doesn't work for the non-Channel 4 ODIs. I've got no tv in here, and I can't be feshed to keep swapping rooms.

Ah, I thought it was BMC. Ah well.

I'm a bit annoyed that Desktop Richie doesn't work for the non-Channel 4 ODIs. I've got no tv in here, and I can't be feshed to keep swapping rooms.
I use Cricket365.com, it gives a rather good over-by-over text commentary.

EDIT: 211/4 (42) Ouch - 12 off the over from Harmison. RRR 8.75

EDIT: 221/4 (43) Sarwan's half-century. WI need 61 from 42 balls

EDIT: 238/4 (44) Blackwell. Got. Caned. WI need 44 from 36 balls

I use Cricket365.com, it gives a rather good over-by-over text commentary.

EDIT: 211/4 (42) Ouch - 12 off the over from Harmison. RRR 8.75

EDIT: 221/4 (43) Sarwan's half-century. WI need 61 from 42 balls
I don't think they can do this

I don't think they can do thisI don't know, the rate they're going now looks quite lethal...

252-4 (45) 30 off 30

See what I mean?

EDIT 269-4 (46) 13 off 24. I don't think we can get out of this

2 sixes? Argh...

Right, Gough and Flintoff to bowl last four overs. Four maidens please, guys!

275/5 (47) Whee, Flintoff gets Smith out... could be too little too late though, I think they needed him earlier! 7 off 18 balls

Smith b Flintoff 44 (from 28 balls. What's the record fastest-fifty?)

EDIT: It's over. WI 284/5 (48 overs). That's the trouble with bowling your best bowlers at the death... sometimes they won't get the chance to change things.

EDIT: Incidentally, Botham hit 50 off 26, so Smith couldn't have got the record...

Ah crap - looks like we weren't so unbeatble after all...

Pretty astonishing match though, and it's nice for Tresco that he's got some form now

*is completely confused*

Sneak preview! Well, it isn't all finished yet but...

Pretty astonishing match though, and it's nice for Tresco that he's got some form now
But what of Harmison? he seems to be going downhill just a tad.

*is completely confused*Hmm.

May I recommend "What Is A Googly?" by Rob Eastaway, publisher Robson Books, ISBN 1-86105-629-X?

EDIT: How does one spell recommend?

I got GTA III today.

It's much less professional than Vice City. Very much less.

But it's still good.

I wasn't joking when I said the potato cannon is almost done...

I wasn't joking when I said the potato cannon is almost done...
By Glod, he's not lying!

But what of Harmison? he seems to be going downhill just a tad.In fairness, he went uphill very rapidly in the first place.

And hey, he got Lara out!

I think he's a better strike bowler, anyway. What we need for ODIs are a few clones of Freddie.

we need for ODIs are a few clones of Freddie.
I never thought i'd hear that :o

I never thought i'd hear that :oHe's an explosive batsman and an economical bowler. PwC ranks him as the second-best ODI all-rounder (Mind you, they put Gayle first :confused: ). What more d'you want?

In other sporting news, QPR are almost promoted to the 1st Division! All we need is for Bristol City to draw one of their two remaining games, and we should be up on goal difference!

I got an old computer from the garage, and if all goes to plan I'll be installing Linux on it.:)

He's an explosive batsman and an economical bowler. PwC ranks him as the second-best ODI all-rounder (Mind you, they put Gayle first :confused: ). What more d'you want?

In other sporting news, QPR are almost promoted to the 1st Division! All we need is for Bristol City to draw one of their two remaining games, and we should be up on goal difference!
And also, Everton have guaranteed another year of top flight mediocrity. That's 51 in a row now!

Unfortunately, we lost to Wolves on the way. Bugger it.

I'm listening to a great CD of mario music. 44 of the best from the early days! Nothing beats this! (What a great birthday present!)

I'm listening to a great CD of mario music. 44 of the best from the early days! Nothing beats this! (What a great birthday present!)Lol. Now what I'd love is a Sonic one. Casino Night Zone being played by an actual Jazz band, now that'd be cool.

Lol. Now what I'd love is a Sonic one. Casino Night Zone being played by an actual Jazz band, now that'd be cool.
Ahh yes, that'd be something. Maybe I should suggest that our jazz band at school covers it.

*walks off whistling*

*desplodes*
*resplodes*
*splodes in*
*splodes out*
*decombusts*
*recombusts*

Ahh yes, that'd be something. Maybe I should suggest that our jazz band at school covers it.

*walks off whistling*Here, show them the extended remix:

(Sel, could you make .mid a valid attatchment, please? They're only small, and it's a pain having to zip them up all the time)

Here, show them the extended remix:

(Sel, could you make .mid a valid attatchment, please? They're only small, and it's a pain having to zip them up all the time)
Nice sax solo :D I love this tune.

i will now eat my teacher's brains!!! YAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG ZEOR ALMOST REACHES ME!!!!!!
MtlAngelus 396
Zero72 373
SomePerson 367
Paul.Power 335
Worm-Nut 322
UnKnown X 303
MonkeyforaHead 238
Pickleworm 168
KamikazeBananze 154
Blinx 144
BetongÅsna 129
War Worm 105
K^2 102
PinkWorm 98
Worm Mad 72
Star Worms 70
tundraH 69
SupSuper 66
Vader 57
SargeMcCluck 55
FutureWorm 54
rambo_6 31
ThePaladin 22
Madmaxquinn 20
Test Zero 14
kamikazeee 14
FatWhitey 13
mocoworm 12
Squirminator2k 12
wormsfreak 9
Run 8
AndrewTaylor 7
OldSkoolCrazy 6
Newt X 6
Lawd 6
Kjatte 3
Nutter 3
NZkiwi 3
Helkite 2
svenneundulat 2
M3ntal 2
Babylon 2
Striker 1
PsyDome 1
Dim Worm 1
Compudragon 1
craxxor 1

W00T OMG1@#~!@1`11 I R TEH ROXq

sPMDLAKMSD;LRKJ

Or something.

Sorry.

yay. :p :cool: ;)


gi;shtuav t;hiavb g.sj

Squash!!!11

Cricket!!11

ZERO72373!!!!!!! :eek:

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*eats*

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK!!!!!

*implodes covering bananas in poopstains*

*pushes button*
*obvious explosion*
*survives*
...
*pushes button again*

Are you a bunny?

The question is, are you NOT a bunny?
:-/

Are you sure?

double post edit:

CRAPTASTIC SUPER MEGA HYPNO-CATS!!!!!!1

*eats cheese*

*action*
Word.
SHOUT!
*action*
Monkey.

HHHOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooNNNNNKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

double post edit:

User Name Posts
MtlAngelus 401
Zero72 374
SomePerson 368
Paul.Power 336
Worm-Nut 322
UnKnown X 308

You won't beat me!
*shakes hand angryly*

YES I WILL!!! ZUNKEEMcPIKKUL!!!!!!!

No you won't!
*does battle pose*
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
*starts running towards UX*
*keeps running*
*more running*
*hits UX and sends him flying to the sky*

Console yourself with the fact that you're only 58 posts away from becoming the seventh 3000+er...

Ahh, yes. I want that too...

Console yourself with the fact that you're only 58 posts away from becoming the seventh 3000+er...
You're becmoing obsessed :p

No money, no funny, bunny-honey!

You're becmoing obsessed :p
And rightly so; the ultra-secret "3000+ Post Warcraft Discussion Forum" is fantastically dull at the moment. None of us even play Warcraft.

OMG A WARCRAFT FORUM!!!!

*hurries up and deletes old posts*

Paul.Power, you're going down!!!! :p


Anyways,
Waka Laka Thing I Made And Am Almost Finished With (http://www.freewebs.com/cybergamezstorage/WakaLaka.swf)

EDIT: Oops, you might want to "Save Target As"...

Freewebs is messed!!!!

Argh Teh Jpanaeens!!1¬

What?!? Where?????


*looks around franticly*

Paul.Power, you're going down!!!! :p

Just try me... :p

EDIT: I've decided to grow sideburns.

No money, no funny, bunny-honey!*stabs*

...*stabs again*

.........

*stabs*

Ok, I'm done. :p

*is about to save human race from extintion*
*apathy*
*human race extincts*

I live in a giant donut.

Toematoe Zoop

Toematoe ZoopSo... that would be that weird Mega Drive puzzle game, but you have a toe and several different colours of tomatoes...

double post edit:

Whee, Trescothick hit 82 off 57 balls!

West Indies 261/6 (50 ov)
England 131/2 (19.2 ov) RRR 4.27

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH NO MORE CRICKET!!!!!
*throws plasma granade at Paul.Power*
*plasma granade sticks on Paul*
RUN PAUL RUN!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH NO MORE CRICKET!!!!!
*throws plasma granade at Paul.Power*
*plasma granade sticks on Paul*
RUN PAUL RUN!!!!*runs back and forth between the wickets for a bit*

*fuze fizzles out*

Phew, a dud.

England 166/3 (27.4 ov)

Strauss and Flintoff at the crease. More Andrews... its a conspiracy I tell you!

EDIT: Gah, Freddie's gone, c&b Sarwan. Why does he keep getting out to part-timers?
England 170/4 (28.4 ov) RRR: 4.31
Collingwood's now in (Aha, a Paul! So much for the Andrew monopoly)

lol. FOOLISH CRICKET LOVER!!!

*looks down*
*takes off "I don't like cricket, I love it!" T-shirt*

Hehehe...

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Strauss gone :(.
b Bradshaw 66

We need 36 from 56 balls.

Also, Mtl might like to know this is the last ODI, so I'll be shutting up about cricket for while...

... until New Zealand tour, of course.

EDIT: 31 from 54 balls

rotfl.

Speaking of off-topicness, can anyone name the song that this is part of the chorus of:
"Gonna set my plan in motion,
All I need is a pair of pants."

And plz go here (http://www.alienware.co.uk/Configurator_Pages/area-51.aspx?SysCode=PC-EU-AREA51&SubCode=SKU-ENTHUSIAST&QuoteId=kamikaze_bananze@hotmail.com-377003) to see my dream PC.

Cud ne1 plz loan/give me ?2,600 for it?

:D:D:D

double post edit:

? = euro symbol.

Yay, we won!

EDIT: Oh heck, why isn't CODE preformatting any more?

West Indies innings (50 overs maximum) R B 4 6
CH Gayle b Anderson 41 52 4 1
S Chanderpaul c Anderson b Harmison 3 16 0 0
RL Powell run out (Flintoff) 9 19 0 0
RR Sarwan not out 104 105 13 0
*BC Lara c Read b Clarke 8 28 1 0
DR Smith lbw b Gough 39 36 3 2
DJJ Bravo b Flintoff 11 19 0 0
+RD Jacobs not out 32 28 3 0
Extras (lb 6, w 5, nb 3) 14
Total (6 wickets, 50 overs) 261

DNB: IDR Bradshaw, R Rampaul, M Dillon.

FoW: 1-16 (Chanderpaul, 5.6 ov), 2-57 (Powell, 13.5 ov),
3-57 (Gayle, 15.3 ov), 4-90 (Lara, 22.5 ov),
5-159 (Smith, 34.1 ov), 6-193 (Bravo, 40.2 ov).

Bowling O M R W
Gough 10 1 45 1 (2w)
Harmison 10 0 51 1 (2w)
Flintoff 10 1 45 1 (1nb)
Anderson 8 0 42 1
Clarke 9 0 50 1 (2nb, 1w)
Batty 3 0 22 0

England innings (target: 262 runs from 50 overs) R B 4 6
ME Trescothick st Jacobs b Gayle 82 57 12 1
*MP Vaughan c Jacobs b Rampaul 14 16 0 1
AJ Strauss b Bradshaw 66 85 4 0
R Clarke c Smith b Bradshaw 9 18 0 0
A Flintoff c & b Sarwan 11 21 1 0
PD Collingwood not out 49 52 4 1
+CMW Read not out 23 35 3 0
Extras (lb 4, w 6) 10
Total (5 wickets, 47.2 overs) 264

DNB: GJ Batty, D Gough, SJ Harmison, JM Anderson.

FoW: 1-36 (Vaughan, 5.5 ov), 2-123 (Trescothick, 17.1 ov),
3-146 (Clarke, 22.5 ov), 4-169 (Flintoff, 28.2 ov),
5-218 (Strauss, 37.4 ov).

Bowling O M R W
Dillon 9 0 67 0 (1w)
Rampaul 4 0 32 1
Powell 6.2 0 37 0 (2w)
Gayle 8 0 27 1 (1w)
Bradshaw 10 0 47 2
Sarwan 9 0 39 1 (1w)
Chanderpaul 1 0 11 0 (1w)

Grumble grumble stupid vB3 grumble.

It uses <font face="monospace">, it should be using <pre> for code. Or at least replacing spaces with non-breaking spaces (&amp;nbsp;).

Seriously. Stop talking about cricket. Or so help me, I'll start rallying about baseball. Again. But more so this time.

Seriously. Stop talking about cricket. Or so help me, I'll start rallying about baseball. Again. But more so this time.Go ahead, I'd like to learn a bit about baseball.

I think we deserved that win, all right!

Remind me to look into tickets for the ODI at Chester-le-Street, would you Paul?

Well... baseball... uh....

Well, it gets very violent in America. Like, fistfights break out over which team is better. In New Hamshire, it's particularly Red Sox vs. Yankees (I like sox. I mean, how random is that?), but it seems more people like Sox, and the Yankee fans are fighting an uphill battle. I mean, some of the teachers even (playfully) make fun of the Yankee-fan students. There was a lot of yelling in one class where one kid found out how to get live scores on the net and was yelling how the Red Sox drew up to a tie, then eventually beat the Yankess. And... uhh... well even this morning one kid brought like, 30 magazine snippets showing polls, and the Sox were winning every one. Although it's more of a running gag then paying homage, my cartoon charicters usually wear hats that say "Go sox". Although that was really just a threat, I don't follow baseball much, but it's nice to hear that the Sox throttle some other team violently. However, the Sox haven't won the whole enchilada since like, 1938 or something, the win like nearly every game BUT the most important one. Seriously, the fans know more then the coaches. Like, i think new hampshire moved three feet with everyone yelling at their tv to take out Pedro, but good 'ol coach didn't, so we lost. Uhhhh... yeah, that's pretty much all I have to say.

All I know about baseball comes from Naked Gun and Billy Joel.

Whoever thinks that Paul and Betong should make a thread for cricket please vote on the imaginary poll:

Yes (All votes)
No (No votes)


:p

double post edit:

Boo....
______

And plz go here to see my dream PC.

Cud ne1 plz loan/give me ?2,600 for it?
Or build it yourself for about £650... (prices from compusa.com)
http://www.build-pcs.com/

Seriously, Alienwares are extremely overpriced.

All PCs that are pre-assembled are overpriced. The cheapest ones usualy run at about +20% of the price of the parts. You have to be very carefull, however, when building your own PC. It is sometimes a good idea to take a look at one of the pre-assembled PC from one of the big companys to see which parts they use in combinations, so that you wouldn't end up buying a motherboard that doesn't run well with your CPU.

Whoever thinks that Paul and Betong should make a thread for cricket please vote on the imaginary poll:

Yes (All votes)
No (No votes)


Oh, go on then.

What the hell? How did this get on my clipboard?

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double post edit:

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End Map

Presumably Unreal Tournament put it there when there was an error.

Was no error though.

Probably copied the log when I loaded a level in UnrealEd (UnrealEd - sounds so stupid!)

And plz go here (http://www.alienware.co.uk/Configurator_Pages/area-51.aspx?SysCode=PC-EU-AREA51&SubCode=SKU-ENTHUSIAST&QuoteId=kamikaze_bananze@hotmail.com-377003) to see my dream PC..

Noo, don't get an Alienware PC. Way too expensive.

Begin Actor ClassI didn't know your computer was taking acting lessons...

rotfl.

Speaking of off-topicness, can anyone name the song that this is part of the chorus of:
"Gonna set my plan in motion,
All I need is a pair of pants."

And plz go here (http://www.alienware.co.uk/Configurator_Pages/area-51.aspx?SysCode=PC-EU-AREA51&SubCode=SKU-ENTHUSIAST&QuoteId=kamikaze_bananze@hotmail.com-377003) to see my dream PC.

Cud ne1 plz loan/give me ?2,600 for it?

:D:D:D

double post edit:

? = euro symbol.


Uhh....NO. I do think you need more RAM, though.

Why is there a post character limit when you can double post edit?



Oh right, the spam...

Come on, someone post in the MAPP thread. I'm fed up with having only Bucket for an audience. It's worth it. There's Zeeky H. Bomb, a Ghostbusters reference and even SLORG OWNAR if you go and look at it.

Source code for the chip for the potato cannon:


'{$STAMP BS1}
' 7 = servo
' 6 = valve front
' 5 = valve rear
' 4 = button
main:
SYMBOL pulse = B1
pulse = 100
SYMBOL count = B2
INPUT 4
OUTPUT 5
OUTPUT 6
PIN5 = 1
FOR count = 0 TO 250 STEP 1
PULSOUT 7,pulse
PAUSE 20
NEXT
PIN5 = 0
GOTO loop
loop:
IF PIN4 = 1 THEN check
GOTO loop
check:
IF pulse < 200 THEN fire
GOTO loop
fire:
pulse = pulse + 10
PIN6 = 1
PAUSE 250
PIN6 = 0
IF pulse < 200 THEN reload
GOTO loop
reload:
PIN5 = 1
FOR count = 0 TO 25 STEP 1
PULSOUT 7,pulse
PAUSE 20
NEXT
PIN5 = 0
GOTO loop

Me and my friends are being tracked down by a menacing hawk, and his band of fellow foul. Watch out for that sucker if you come to Winnipeg Manitoba, could take an eye out.

Come on, someone post in the MAPP thread. I'm fed up with having only Bucket for an audience. It's worth it. There's Zeeky H. Bomb, a Ghostbusters reference and even SLORG OWNAR if you go and look at it.
Hey, I post in there!

Racoons! :eek:

Hey, I post in there!I know, I just meant last night: I was a bit ratty because I was having to field questions about Zeeky and SLORG by myself, and I wanted a bit of postive feedback. Sorry and thanks.

EDIT: Congrats to UnKnown X on 3000 posts...

Source code for the chip for the potato cannon.
Ugh. I used that damn chip back when I was a fresher. It was kind of interesting working with the limited memory, but still phenomenally dull (and poorly taught).

Edit: Potato cannon?

And WEASELS! OMG!! :eek: HELP!

nab a lamb oh germany namu

Ugh. I used that damn chip back when I was a fresher. It was kind of interesting working with the limited memory, but still phenomenally dull (and poorly taught).

Edit: Potato cannon?I find the memory quite sufficient. That program only takes 78 bytes.

You know, that thing I posted a picture of the progress of a few pages back? A fully automatic pneumatic potato cannon. I have no idea how to do full auto mechanically, hence the use of the chip.

make me shiny cut a Q oh cat got victoly

bring some sighing

Bizarre, incomprehensible posts =/= j00...

Dangerously nearing the 100th page with my settings...

Dangerously nearing 133 with most people's settings.

But with whoever's settings it's less than 50 posts to go to the BIG 4000!

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LoL: http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/texas.htm

Source code for the chip for the potato cannon:
Care to explain what language that is and how you put it on a chip?

http://www.humor911.com/innslagID.aspx?innslagID=850 Bad penguin! :mad:

Care to explain what language that is and how you put it on a chip?
That's just a cut down version of BASIC. The chip is a BASIC Stamp 2 (BS2), and is designed to read a programme from an EPROM and execute it. When you buy it you can get a connecter for your PC (or Mac, probably; it's just an RS-232 serial port, and only one pin of it is used for anything) to programme it with, some software, and a board to mount it on with a breadboard so it can be linked to stepper motors, LEDs, switches, and the like. I'll see if I can dig up my old Electronics notes on the subject.

Edit: Can't find them. Sorry.

I made a Waka Laka flash presentation!!!!! :D:D:D


Link (http://www.freewebs.com/cybergamezstorage/wakalaka.htm)

I NEED PREMIUM SERVICE!!! Oh, well. I'll save up.

That's just a cut down version of BASIC. The chip is a BASIC Stamp 2 (BS2), and is designed to read a programme from an EPROM and execute it. When you buy it you can get a connecter for your PC (or Mac, probably; it's just an RS-232 serial port, and only one pin of it is used for anything) to programme it with, some software, and a board to mount it on with a breadboard so it can be linked to stepper motors, LEDs, switches, and the like. I'll see if I can dig up my old Electronics notes on the subject.

Edit: Can't find them. Sorry.
Actually it's the BASIC Stamp 1.
http://www.parallax.com/detail.asp?product_id=BS1-IC

Had to get both the carrier board AND serial adapter. *grumble* Why can't they make those one unit?

Edit: And the serial adapter does NOT wieght a pound like it says. A quarter of an ounce, if even that.

Nothing For Vader!! ;)

Cool.....are there like memory add-ons or something? Are they rewriteable?



Try Waka Laka (http://www.freewebs.com/cybergamezstorage/wakalaka.htm) please! Comments apprecated.

EDIT: Page 100!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

I realised today that there are far more posts in this thread alone than there are in the entire Worms Blast forum. :rolleyes:

Ummm.The Palidan? Did what I think happened just happen?


The 666 thing?? :eek:

Ummm.The Palidan? Did what I think happened just happen?


The 666 thing?? :eek:
nah, I think he just deleted old posts to get that sixsixsix (sorry the six key is not working on this computer O_O)

pressing it too much?

Anyway, i was (oddly) sitting on 657 when I came back a few days ago and noticed all this 666 buisness. I didnt delete any posts.

I'm not going to keep it long, Vader deserves his fame. I'm happy that I'm atleast still the permanent newbie of this forum (and this forum's inventor of using avatars to fake a status).

I'm thinking of starting my own column, so I would appreciate some views on this "pilot column" I've typed...

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Call that a hill? That's a hill! (09.05.2004)

I am in an annoying situation.

I wanted to start this column with the words "As regular readers will know...". The problem is that this is my first column: there therefore are no regular readers - or at least not yet. Maybe I should have saved this column up for later on, when (or if) I posess regular readers. But given that this is one of the few good ideas I've had for a column as of yet, I may as well start with it.

So, as regular readers would know if such regular readers existed, I have lived most of my life (14 years and holding) in Swansea, South Wales. Wales, as even non-regular readers should know, is a very mountainous country. Although Swansea doesn't posess mountains as such (it may do; I'll have to look this up), what it does have in abundance is hills. In fact, with its habit of producing rainy, misty fog and wind, Swansea could easily be the San Francisco of Britain. Pretty much anywhere in Swansea, everywhere you go you will either be on a hill or looking at one (sometimes both).

Now, let us compare this with the city of Cambridge, where I am currently at University. Cambridge is in the middle of the Fens, which are notoriously flat. If Swansea is San Francisco, Cambridge and its surrounding environs are probably Iowa. This is not to say that it is not a nice place - I love walking on the flat because there's less wondering when the torture will end and more scenery appreciation. Cambridge has abundant flora and fauna, and it's excellent being able to stand still for a while and (as I did yesterday) see a mother mallard with her ducklings, or watch a moorhen or two strut awkwardly about, with their cries reminscent as much as anything of the sound a clown's hooter being squeezed.

No, I like Cambridge fine, it's a wonderfully scenic city and a joy to walk around. What gets me is the rather optimistic names some of the streets have. As a case in point, let us take the small cobbled street known as Honey Hill.

I am a mathematician rather than a surveyor, and I wouldn't know how to use a theodolyte even if I owned one, but I estimate that Honey Hill can be no more than 15 feet higher than the surrounding land. Right. Every time I see that road sign, I so much want to do a Crocodile Dundee: "Call that a hill? That's a hill!". It wouldn't really work of course, because I can't borrow a hill from Swansea and take it to Cambridge with me. But it would be nice, and if I took the hill where I live, maybe I could get Mum to do my washing for me.

A hill is something you half-die trying to climb (bear in mind I'm not particularly fit), not something you can climb without breaking a sweat. Drumau Hill, the hill I live on at home, is, according to something I've just looked up on the Internet, 272 metres (884 feet) high from sea-level. That's a hill (Mountains begin at approx 308 metres [1000 feet], by the way).

Now how can I conclude this nicely. Ah, yes: Cambridge is a great city to walk in (bar the traffic) and it has some lovely scenery, but it shouldn't pretend to have things it doesn't.

OGM I HAS TEH FAN ARTT!!!!!11oneone (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18196)

I realised today that there are far more posts in this thread alone than there are in the entire Worms Blast forum. :rolleyes:

Really? :eek:

3969 vs 2265. Quite impressive.

OMFG THIS THREAD HAS MORE POSTS THAN THE WHOLE FAQ FORUM!!!!! :eek:

*not suprised*


Waka Laka (http://www.freewebs.com/cybergamezstorage/wakalaka.htm) anyone?

Comments please.

So I'm plaing Mega Man Battle Network 2. And there's this PoisMask S chip I really need so I can trade it with this kid, right? But the virus that gives it to you is tough to come by and often appears in conjunction with other viruses and you're not even too likely to get the chip, which is ironic because it's not even very good. But anyway, I must've spent at least an hour last night running in a circle and beating viruses, and I got literally 8 useless PoisMask W chips. So I quit for the night. And now I just started the game this morning, and the FIRST virus I found was the one I needed and in the very FIRST fight I fought today, I got the PoisMask S chip. And I was all, like, HOYL SIHT OFMEG and stuff. It was cool.

I've never played mega man. Ah well.

There are 2684 members on this forum with 0 posts.

That all? I thought there'd be more.

2293 have 1 post.

Aquatic commandment #1:
Thou shalt never feedest thy fish more than thy fish can eat in 5 minutes.

*is suddenly inspired to create the commandments of fishkeeping*

I'm hungry.

*decides that ShadowMan's shuriken attack, while rather ineffective, is extremely stylish and cool*

*is introduced to his special sword attack thingy called Murisame or something like that* X_x;;;#~!@!1 *is freaking ***'D*

*eats you face*
*steals your soul*
*steals your shoes as well*

double post edit:

And Vader! U have a non-OD supporter!

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?p=255244#post255244

I have a bloody nose.


Does anyone like WakaLaka (http://www.freewebs.com/cybergamezstorage/wakalaka.htm)?

I have a bloody nose.


Does anyone like WakaLaka (http://www.freewebs.com/cybergamezstorage/wakalaka.htm)?
Yes, dammit. We've already established that, several times.

Plug for new Boot Camp/MAPP web address!

http://bootcamp.100free.com

Plug for totally non-worms-related site. With guestbook signing possibilities!

www.aqueous-net.tk

Ever been with your friends, and been spyed and hassled by a menacing hawk for 2 weeks?

Every other night.

*eats you face*
*steals your soul*
*steals your shoes as well*

double post edit:

And Vader! U have a non-OD supporter!

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?p=255244#post255244
He had several non-OD supporters. Philby supported him too.

double post edit:

Kjatteeeeeeeeeeeeee (or Angeluuuuuuuuuuuuhssssssss)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 111111

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well i just got 401ed or 404ed or whatever those nigerian scams are called :p.

well i just got 401ed or 404ed or whatever those nigerian scams are called :p.
419ed

ooh, character limit

*pokes tiny Avatar* :(

*pokes tiny Avatar* :(What occured, Zero?

EDIT: How the hell is that spelt? Ocurred, occurred, occured... one sec...

Ah - occurred. Good ol' dictionary.com

Well, I was kind of tired of my 100x100 screenshot Avatar, so I wanted a new one, so I made this really nice, fancy 100x100 Avatar for myself a while ago, but neither APJ nor Sel would let me use it. :( So I went ahead and changed it anyway, despite the deplorable quality loss, and of course the loss of my 100x100 mark of distinction.

Well, I was kind of tired of my 100x100 screenshot Avatar, so I wanted a new one, so I made this really nice, fancy 100x100 Avatar for myself a while ago, but neither APJ nor Sel would let me use it. :( So I went ahead and changed it anyway, despite the deplorable quality loss, and of course the loss of my 100x100 mark of distinction.Looks fine to me. And you'll always have the custom status to remind you...

- Paul."The Eternal Optimist".Power

EDIT: Anyone else realise we're in the 3990s? 3000 seems like hardly any time ago...

3 months and eight days ago, in fact. Hmm. That's about right, given the thread's just over a year old...

Heh, thanks. I guess it does still look okay, and I'll still have a sweet MSN display pic.

Edit: Glad to see your old Avatar back, too, Paul. :)

See, I'm multi-talented, I do counselling as well ;).

EDIT: Cheers. I've missed it, you know.

Well, it's not all that difficult to counsel me. I'm surprised so many sudden mood swings over the years haven't broken my neck. :p

Well, it's not all that difficult to counsel me. I'm surprised so many sudden mood swings over the years haven't broken my neck. :pYeah, well I'm an emotional rock most of the time, something that perpetually annoys at least one friend and (I guess) was partially responsible for me losing my first attempt at a proper girlfriend. I get sad but never depressed, worried but never angsty, annoyed and angry but never for long periods. How I've managed to get almost all the way through my teenage years without this occurring, I don't know. Maybe I'll pay for it with a giant mid-life crisis, but meh. Let's not turn this into another Teenagerism.

On another topic (but still amusingly with the word "teenage" involved): the Teenage Mutant Ninja/Hero Turtles! How about 'em! That was a good series.

I used to love them. Heck, I haven't seen the movies in years. I wish I had them on DVD. I still have my somewhat limited collection of action figures in my closet. One of them's paralyzed at the waist, though.

I used to love them. Heck, I haven't seen the movies in years. I wish I had them on DVD. I still have my somewhat limited collection of action figures in my closet. One of them's paralyzed at the waist, though.Funnily enough, although I enjoyed the TV show, I only got two models (Leonardo and Donatello): most of my action figures were Ghostbusters and Transformers (ironically, I didn't watch Ghostbusters as much and I don't think I ever watched Transformers).

What really annoyed me about Transformers though, was that I really wanted Optimus Prime. So one birthday my parents (although I don't blame them, in fact it may partly have been my fault) bought me the stupid action figure one that couldn't transform. Surely that's the lamest toy ever...

Dammit, now I won't get the 4000th post. Ah well, I might get the 4000th reply.

EDIT: Maybe not, I'm too tired. Have fun, whoever achieves it.

*gets 4000th post* Yay! *adds to 2000th post*

Hey, those are both divisible by 2000 OGM!@#~!@!!1

Hovercraft Mk II should go 0 - 6mph in 18 seconds! W00t!

Muhhahahahaa Paul didn't get the 4000th reply!!!11111111

Meh. We're in uncharted territory now, lads. I don't think anyone in the history of the Internet has got this far...

... although if anyone could provide evidence to the contrary, then I wouldn't mind.