...were his last words, because then in heaven, he was "DELETED"...

And sent into space with Tuke Kid. Tuke kid then said "g'day chap, would you mind some crumpets and a cup-o-T?

...All of this was in Fwd. Adm.'s deranged mind, so he took 20,000 Valiums and somehow survived. ...

And was then hit by a bus. While al lthat was happining DR. Frankenworm was...

..downtown finding a fresh brain for his ugly-looking creation, and found a perfect brain, but it actually belonged to...

me... so i killed every worm in the world and start to laught so GAME OVER.... :mad:

Ok... welcome to the fourum, Dont end the stories like that they suck if you do

Continuing from post before lastone
... to Al Einstein, so they took Coyotes brain instead. It happend to be quite pale and wrinkled but...

...if fitted right in Fwd. Adm.'s empty head. Now that he had brains, he...

...managed to eat with a spoon. unluckily...

...it was Philby's spoon and it a-sploded in his face, blowing his brains out again...

so they used Al Einstein's brain instead. The problem with this is that Fwd. Adm.'s body couldnt take the smartness of the brain and a-sploded...

...and while he was at it, he a-spoded in total! Bye Fwd. Adm.!! "And STAY dead", ...

... Then LW used the spork of the dead to...

...create the worlds biggest mushroom the mushroom theen fell on top of...

...wormland and squashed al worms in there, luckily, I aint one of them, neither is...

er me.................?

... Then I came along with a microscope to examine the world's smallest giant mushroom and what it had done to wormland (wormland and the 'shroom are microscopic now, HA!) ...

...An odd thought formed in Apocalypse's head, and he went half-crazy trying to seek an answer. It came when he recieved a phone call from Fwd. Adm. stating that he killed Fwd. Adm.'s STUNT DOUBLE'S TWIN BROTHER! W00T! Fwd. Adm. was deemed immortality, so he went to the...

Quit killing me. I don't do that to you guys.

... Giant temple of Death and got killed then resurrected for the skeletons to have fun with (see VGcats comic #80). Meanwhile, in P.P's laboratory, Tigris was studying the reactions between nettus l33tus and nettus elitus...

nettus = bacteria, basically bacteria version of how l33ters and elite players react to each other.
www.vgcats.com

...both a-sploded in his face causing...

... Giant temple of Death and got killed then resurrected for the skeletons to have fun with (see VGcats comic #80). Meanwhile, in P.P's laboratory, Tigris was studying the reactions between nettus l33tus and nettus elitus...

nettus = bacteria, basically bacteria version of how l33ters and elite players react to each other.
www.vgcats.comVG Cats is such a retarded site. It's a friggin noob haven, filled with uninteresting crap. C'mon.

...and the reactions between Trinotrotoluene and nitroglycerin when added to a precipitate of liquid helium and water when submerged at 400 feet at 4000 degrees kelvin...

...but no-one really cared because Splapp was holding a cock fight. Seizing the oppertunity...

Tuke kid changed the subject. He was now talking about...

...Fwd. Adm.'s topic. ...

...which is realy boring so Super changed the subject to a fat worm called...

VG Cats is such a retarded site. It's a friggin noob haven, filled with uninteresting crap. C'mon.

And I guess you're some Penny Arcade fanboy eh? As I said before, don't make me post a link to your 'Canadian crucifixion' flash. I will whenever you insult something\someone with a high awesomeness quotient.

POST A LINK< IF IT IS ANYTHING MAKIN|G F+UN OF CANADIANS I WILL, well do nothing... but


...Superblob who then proceded to devour....

...Fwd. Adm....

...but he couldn't because he was dead and NEVER seen again. In the meantime... cup-a-T anyone??

Tuke kid calmly accepted the cup-o-T and he and Apocalypse sat there and related the many times they had tied to kill each other, laughing as they went-

... "remember that time where you..." BWAAAAAMM!!! "What was that?!", I said...

... to a teabag...

...a second helping of plum duff, if you would be so good my dear.

...BOOM! went the...

And I guess you're some Penny Arcade fanboy eh? As I said before, don't make me post a link to your 'Canadian crucifixion' flash. I will whenever you insult something\someone with a high awesomeness quotient.I've never heard of Penny Arcade, nor have I heard of 'Canadian Crucifixion'. Go ahead and post my 'Cookie Monster' Flash, if you'd like. I'm f-ing proud of it. And I don't give a crap if some asswipe is just going to try to insult my opinion, so there.

...but he couldn't because he was dead and NEVER seen again. In the meantime... cup-a-T anyone??Oh, you're just proud of yourself, aren't you? :p

...Cup of Tea. Fwd. Adm. was carrying an Ankh of Reincarnation, so he was brought back to life. He donned his Cloak of Shadows, Crown of Kings +12, Circlet of Nobility, and his Claws of Attack +15. And he placed tanks strategically around his base, along with anittank and antiair turrets along the perimeter of his cardboard box hideout. His base was indestructible and impenetrable. In short, quit killing me. ...

...but then he remembered that he was already dead so he flopped over and landed on a scone,
and sticking out of his eye you could see a...

...tiny, tiny fly shaking it's fist, suddenly...

...the fly bit him and he turned into a...

...living breathing, indestructible, ageless replica of Fwd. Adm. Since he was a replica, he...

...was dead also...

...was dead also...WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! QUIT IT, DAMN YOU!

...so he couldn't move, super poked him in the eye with a stick and laughed, just then he exploded into several tiny bits and...

WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! QUIT IT, DAMN YOU!
We find you annoying :p Look, why can't you just stay DEAD?! Get over it, it's a freaking STORY! I don't care if I die!

...so he couldn't move, super poked him in the eye with a stick and laughed, just then he exploded into several tiny bits and...

slime started spilling out of the walls

...onto his head. So he took out his Nintendo DS and...

plugged it into his computer, with a magic wire and started downloading illegal games OMG...

We find you annoying :p Look, why can't you just stay DEAD?! Get over it, it's a freaking STORY! I don't care if I die!
In many ways, I think it was a mistake to use forummers. Everyone wants to be the hero, and nobody wants to be dead. At one point I'm sure there were four unconnected stories trying to progress in the same sentence without ever referring to each other. You'd be better off with one protagonist, say Boggy B, and typing a sentence or two in each post. But that's just me.

so the police arrested him and he started to cry , then.....

In many ways, I think it was a mistake to use forummers. Everyone wants to be the hero, and nobody wants to be dead. At one point I'm sure there were four unconnected stories trying to progress in the same sentence without ever referring to each other. You'd be better off with one protagonist, say Boggy B, and typing a sentence or two in each post. But that's just me.
I agree, and I don't want to be the hero, I don't want even show up. :p

Anyway, ...the story totally lost the point so we will start again from the magic coconut over the pixeland...

...who bursts sausages for a living...

...in the daily a-sploding factory...

Yes, I'm back

At which the gov't banned the word a-splode and decided that wohever should say this word will, well, be imaginarily stoned to death.

...so naturally superblob and cisken were stoned to death imaginarily, but...

and nobody wants to be dead.

*Cough*

1010110011010

...so naturally superblob and cisken were stoned to death imaginarily, but...

...they A-SPLODED (muhahahahahahahahahahahahaha...) so..

...Cisken was stoned to death, giving me some time to have a cup-a-T with Tuke, to whom I was talking about our efforts to try to kille each other but continuesly failed to do so...

... until the the crumpets got burnt, so then apoc and tuke kid went to a cafe...

...and continued their chat with a pint...

...unluckily for them somone had slipped explosives into their drinks...

...while we were in the men's room. Lucky for us, we forgot our drinks and went our separate ways. The drink on the other hand, was drunk by...

...Fwd.Adm., who consequently guess what's coming A-SPLODED!!

In many ways, I think it was a mistake to use forummers. Everyone wants to be the hero, and nobody wants to be dead. At one point I'm sure there were four unconnected stories trying to progress in the same sentence without ever referring to each other. You'd be better off with one protagonist, say Boggy B, and typing a sentence or two in each post. But that's just me.It's not that I don't like being killed once in a while. Every time that I try to ressurect myself, I keep getting killed off. It's annoying.

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...Fwd.Adm., who cosequently guess what's coming A-SPLODED!!But since 'cosequently' isn't a word, SuperBlob died for some reason and Fwd. Adm. popped out of his carcass! And...um...everyone stared at Fwd, and...um... ...

It's not that I don't like being killed once in a while. Every time that I try to ressurect myself, I keep getting killed off. It's annoying.
So just don't resurrect yourself :p

...he exploded again... :rolleyes:

It's not that I don't like being killed once in a while. Every time that I try to ressurect myself, I keep getting killed off. It's annoying.but for others it's fun! Take that time where tuke tried to kill me alot... ok, so he typed my name wrong all the time. You should be happy to become the subject many times!...Fwd.Adm., who cosequently guess what's coming A-SPLODED!! But he survived miraculasly... happy adm? Now you're not going to die, or at least try to stay alive

So just don't resurrect yourself :p

...he exploded again... :rolleyes:...and again and again, to the point where he was mortally wounded. BUT he somehiw survived, and travelled to the city of Isthmus Island, where he did NOT FRIGGiN DIE! ...

Do you guys hate me or something?

...but he lived a life in peace for the coming two pages (so don't kill him next post :p)...

but for others it's fun! Take that time where tuke tried to kill me alot... ok, so he typed my name wrong all the time. You should be happy to become the subject many times!Not when I know the outcome of almost each post.

But he survived miraculasly... happy adm? Now you're not going to die, or at least try to stay alive*bows to Apoc* *Fwd's back spasms* *Crumples to floor*

Can you not call me 'adm'? Newbs might think that my name is Adam, and might call me that. Just plain Fwd.

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...but he lived a life in peace for the coming two pages (so don't kill him next post :p)......, but he still missed the attention. He befriended the monkeys on Isthmus Island, so...

...fwd. live a peaceful live at the island. Meanwhile on the other side of the world, a...

...G.I. Joe, or GastroIntestinal Joe action figure, was spamming relentlessly. ...

...putting entire forums to the power of spam, only this forum survived thanks to the community being...

...incredibly FAT and keen on using CAPITALS for no apparent REASON.

NOw this G.I. Joe shouted out loud "I'm-a-a-splode-y'all!!!", so he got stoned to death...

... for saying "P4K RTULES!!!!!!!eleven!!"...

...But in the same forum, everybody survived because they were not spammy, so the spaminator could infiltrate the...

...banned form of T_Magdi. First on his list to spam was the member named...

fwd. aDM who was dead, and therefore had to be b8uried, which he was

...until SuperFatman came to rescue! with a...

If everyone is so upset about dying, Iv'e won an award for it! :p

...banana, when suddenly, Cisken's flan barn very suddenly DIDN'T a-splode, hence, another catastrophe was avoided...

...although scotworm was very dissapointed because...

I've never heard of Penny Arcade, nor have I heard of 'Canadian Crucifixion'. Go ahead and post my 'Cookie Monster' Flash, if you'd like. I'm f-ing proud of it. And I don't give a crap if some asswipe is just going to try to insult my opinion, so there.

You called VG Cats a n00b heaven, this doesn't have anything to do with the site. Of course you could make a comment on the art or the jokes of the comic, but judging by your comment it sounded like you just wanted to sound like a smartass and not a good critic. Back on topic!

...although scotworm was very dissapointed because......he didn't get an award for being the most concerned worm to be killed...

...when suddenly, a thousand bullets suddenly rained down on him. He didn't bother taking any notice, in the knwoledge that he would be ressurected in the form of a...

Make this imaginitive, for my sake... please? :p

...worm :p, but it wasn't nescesary, because I used my skills with a minigun and shot all bullets away! (yes all 1000)...

...although they were mostly on the opposite side of me, but I thanked him for the 300 that he saved me from. We sat down and to have a Cupa-a-T, only to discover his supply had been stolen by a rabid...

...RUSSIAN SCHEMING DARKSIDE OWL!!! These bloody owls, they just dont give up.

... "Fancy some cheese, Gromit?" ...

... asked Worm God to...

...Wallace, who replied...

..."is it sheep cheese?" "I hope not, cos it's been said it could say BOOM!"...

... but it wasn't insted it was...

...Rat's cheese "Ew" said...

Tuke kid...

...although in his head he was really saying, yum yum!...

...and he ate all of the cheese, only to discover that it was...

... a panther...

Which ate him from the insides out...

...and that didn't look too nice at all...

So the BBC censor...

...forgot to block the images, but it was too late and millions of young worms saw what happened to poor tuke, being eaten alive from the inside out. So came an angry mom to...

...SHUT UP AND START...

reviving tuke kid...

...POSTING YOU...you...ehmm...

... So LW wentout to get some Jaffa cakes...

...but came back with a plunger stuck on his forehead claiming that he...

...would exterminate the doctor.

...Andrew Taylor just had to ask why he would exterminate the doctor, so LW told him...

...that he is mental and started dancing around the table, to the tune of OO EE OO AA AA TING TANG WALA WALA BING Bang, just then...

..."Meh! ME£££3$$H|-|!11!!!ex!ama1ion!!"...

...a huge pigeon swooped down and gulped down LW...

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(aww u posted at the same time as me, but since my post makes more sense to everyone, everyone must uses mine! fwhahahah!)

...before crapping him into the sulpur mine.

The cookie that LW was carrying...

...began to morph into a...

Grenade, and an active one at that.

He ate it anyway.

And promplty died.

causing him to...




















BURP real loud (eheheh, no a-sploding here!)...

At which point all of ciskens flans a-sploded.

(you cruel bast!) ...But he had a stock pile burried somewhere good...

...but when Cisken got there, SB was busy eating the last one of them.

(you cruel bast!) ...But he had a stock pile burried somewhere good...
I laught at u foo!


So cisken began to Cry. Then a random spammer walked along and...

...And Daniel and Hobo shot everybody with a shotgun...

...but after a while, it was empty and they had to refill the gun. At that point a lot of forumers were very angry at them and...

thrown tomatos at them. So they got very red....

...and they looked like they were bleeding, so an ambulance came and...

tried to help them, but....

...the cruel, cruel worm killed all the ambulance drivers and helpers, so more came, ad he killed them to, so his star rating rose too 6, and a tank promptly fell out of the sky, just like GTA...

....so the worms got into the tank and shot some rockets on....

...the other tanks, but then I came and I stopped the tank and hopped into my adjusted and tuned hunter helicopter. Together, we were invincible, because...

The helicopter had concrete donkeys which...

But Daniel took a hose from a fire truck filled it with red bull and...

Its incredible: the red bull works like acid and so the end of it was nigh but then....

...a big storm was approaching and I had to land, and thus continue the rampage with my Minigun of Magic Bullets, "my my, big guns eh?" said...

Ak. promptly on the other side of the world...

...where no-body lives but fwd. because he was defending his island against AK...

...and Dans Worms' mobile island floted near with a super sheep barrage cannon and...

...a super_frea cannon which fired super into a large coconut tree covered in...

...gravestones which joined Dans worms and...

...then jaws appeared and swallowed (insert name here) whole...

..., and Fwd. Adm. sustained extensive physical injury. And his pretzel broke in half. ...

And floated away to a deserted island where

200th post w00t

suddenly cisken appeard and found TONS of flan (HA! GOT Y'ALL MEH!!!)

he ran into a bomshelter and locked himself in, meanwhile...

The bombshelter was erased entierleey from the universe, along with all of ciskens flans... hehehehe

Then Daniel replaced it with a mine and mine factory but ...

Ciskens flans materialized above it, causing everything to explode, and leaving poor cisken with no flans.

Daniel became so angry and strangeled cisken to death and...

he died, duh.

then a nuke blew up again on Cisken because the birdmine he set...

But cisken was dead so nothing actually happened

...then a random thing showed up and removed all sig-somethings from the story...

but made in was told to bugger off as tuke kid was on a roll

then the human hole appered and sent everyone 2 CUTE HELL!

...again(!!!!)...

...again(!!!!)...

Then my sig got an evil infection and kicked odie down into REAL hell.

Cisken was sitting in heaven, dead, with nothing but flan, and since he was dead no one could harm him! But that didn't stop the tiny plaid ninjas to...

revive him! what he thought were ninja were sexy faries who revived him a little bit of ***....

...and after cisken was revived,they killed him. Then they revived himand killed him, then they...

revived him and killed Apocalypse by a-splosion...

...but they forgot I had armor on and thus I survived! Besides I was in my rampage mode and thus impossible to approach, let alone kill. So they continued to...

shake the doo-wap-a-lilly in a strange way...

and then a nerd came and said "Stop this fighting" and I cut his face and offered him to the Great Beast...

...To turn him into a weapon of mass destruction for Daniel.

wich a-spoded looking at the darn thing, and cisken got stoned to death again...

...for saying the word. Meanwhile, I was sipping a cup-a-T at my table and I suddenly remembered to get the comic fixed so that I can continue with making the next one...

... wich was made of jaffa cakes...

... .Fwd. Adm. was wondering what a jaffa cake was, and would pay $50 to anyone kind enough to explain to this person-who-ain't-a-brit...

Scratch the part about $50.

...but he never got to know, because he was stoned to death for not knowing what a Jaffa Cake is...
try google search duh...

...n't, since it's probably not a tire, or a pool, or an umbrella, or a pizza. Fwd. Adm. inexplicably reincarnated, and had a little suicide button that, when his heartbeat stopped, the nuke went off and killed every single other worm in the multiverse.

...Fortunately, it was all a dream. Fwd woke up to find he was in a smelly room above a chip shop with no suicide button, that he had mislaid his pants, and that he was sharing a bed with Dawn French.

And Daniel was being the arsonist he is.

So tuke kid said, Screw off!!! and blew up the building..

...with a piece of string?! "Darn it, I forgot it again!"...

Then something came and stopped the story.
[:::THE END!:::]

Yeah lets finish this.

I suggest one with a more balanced storyline

IM NEARING A 100 POINTS!

Then something came and stopped the story.
[:::THE END!:::]but that was akll a dream, because for some reason, the matrix is a true story, so all things that happened here, never happened!

but then someone realized it was the other way round, so tuke kid destroyed the small country of yugoslaviamavia

And Daniels imps flamed puke kid

I mean tuke kid :D

but un fourtunatly that didnt work cause tuke kid is actually Doomworm in discuise, nad after many years o dodging impy fireballs, they all missed and he shoved a shotgun in dansworms mouth and blew the back of his head out...

...and for calling him puke, tuke demolested dansworms totally...

by feeding him jaffa cakes which fwd. made which ment that he was actually feeding him strong poinsonous pizza...

...then super walked into the story exclaiming "This story is getting more and more random."

but as he said that, apoc cycled along and slapped super with a fish.

Then tuke kid blew the back of his head out wit a shotgun...

this thread is supposed to be random, that's why people keep it alive, and it's fun too!
...letting super bleeding to death in a nice, bloody bath...

Daniels enforcers came and built a bunker that was used to kill puke kid for the killing of their don and...

But unfortunatly, Puke kid died, but that's not me, thats my pukie twin, so i once again blew the head offof evrey worm to appose me...

Dracuworm came and made tuke kid on Daniels side but...

...and his reign was over in a few minutes, and so a king was appointed, king Flabberbabber the umpteenth. All hail king Flabberbber the umpteenth!...

...And Daniels gravestone and all his friends and followers flew to mars where they built a domsday device that...

...And Daniels gravestone and all his friends and followers flew to mars where they built a domsday device that......would keep dansworms' posts be so meaningless by continuously changing the plot. *whap*.

...and Fwd adm disintegrated.

..."Oh damn" said TPOATIFA (The perfectly obvious ashes of Fwd. Adm), as he lookes around...

he saw a large female octopus sitting in a tree combing its unusual hair...

...on her back. 'Ewwww', I hear you cry...

...said Preassure, "I have the same problem"...

...plus people keep mispelling my name! Help me doctor!

so the doctor came and combed preasure's back hair for him...

but his hair war ripped out of his head, causing him to die...

but his hair war ripped out of his head, causing him to die......d, which was the incorrect past tense of 'die', so...*whap* ...

the earth was hit by a large smelly tuna.

...which John Cleese held, doing the fish dance...

...which lyrics were...

Fish heads,fish heads,
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads
Eat them up yum!


Fish heads,fish heads,
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads
Eat them up yum!

...just then as super was killed a few threads ago, he came back as a zombie and ate dansworms whole, dans went through his digestive system (lets not go into detail) and came out landing on a pile of....

Recussterating potion and he came back and turned super frea into a...

Fwd. admin pistol whipping fool... and tuke kid had once again a grammar-change-be-gone, so his proper grammar couldn't be changed.

...and for that he got watched again...

...whatever that meant...

...because fwd was used to being watched for spam, but now he's being watched for...

...maps...

...-ucking habits. This way fwd ate the entire world map located at a museam in...

...Denamrk, Then boggy B entered and recieded a poem titled 'When Cows Explode' and this is how it went...

when cows explode they go BOOM! when they blow they go BOOM! but just think how nice they would be when they go tiddle de de when they gooooooooooooooo, BOOM!!!!...

Is this a never ending story?

And boom boom BOOM! Cows are boom!!!...

so that is how the story ended (i didnt see it going anywhere). new story!

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oh what the heck i'll start it! once there was a ...

...annoying person who cut off the story just as it was getting started. So twoapennys post was IGNORED and...

he went nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! so he restarted the *sigh* cows going boom poem... boom boom boom! cows blow up when they feel like it, boom booom booooooom! cows blow up high into the sky! cows explode and so do sheep...

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just started?!

...and also soft fruit if you're lucky. Sha-lala-lala-lala-la....
just started?!
Only 2,200ish posts. Thats titchy!

....la-la-la. But what on earth is that fire in the sky?!?....

Armageddon!!!!!!

All worms are crying: "oh no we must have bunker, bunker, bunker!",but......

Dans Worms stole all the bunkers and the worlds chocolate covered apple pie supply to make it into a super bunker with all the chocolate covered apple pie you can eat and...

Dans Worms stole all the bunkers and the worlds chocolate covered apple pie supply to make it into a super bunker with all the chocolate covered apple pie you can eat and...

the armorgeddon was really flaming SuperBlobs who were getting bigger and exploding at will...

...one landded right on top of...

(is this still part of the exploding cow poem?)

... Me (!)...

is this still part of the exploding cow poem?no.

...and it a-sploded right in lw's face, so he was blinded...

...and there still crushing comets on the ground. But whats this?!?...

All of the sudden, the comets that crashed down to Wormland suddenly pulled themselves to one big comet, that weirdly looked an aweful lot like Superblob!

so there was only two choices:....

1: try to devise a brilliant plan to take out Superblob, using a huge amount of food to blow himself up, or
2: RUN LIKE HELL!!!!

...So all worms put their food together.....

And some TV walking around, showing P**n movies and made everyworm watch except...

...wormsfan77, because he was eaten alive by Superblob...

Haha. Very funny.

And Dans Worms went insane from the lack of...

...'Big ol' Things of Medicine', his favorite snack. After everyone commented on the fact that Fwd. Adm. isn't watched anymore, they proceeded to the hulking form of Superblob. ...

...and Dansworms cut his stomach and he became the ruler of the world.

But not for long, because due to the cut he made in his stomach, de died after a few minutes...

...Fwd. Adm's miniscule brain couldn't figure out what 'de' was, and had a violent...

...brain a-splosion, caused by me mistyping "he" into "de"...

...Luckily, Fwd. Adm. was instantly decapitated. Huh? ...

While the srping beans of jackloamalaugraymahalijara were singing their atnthem: The wookielagrebujyhimbylomarkizamskaz in the morning sjkilmelizo.

(wtf????)

So we nuked em, cause they were confusing

and so Quasanamukana went to get some...

....crisps, cuz he was SO hungry.....

Then a random elephant entered and stood on...

an apple. also apoc got stoned to death for saying the word a few posts back...

...thatpersons head. 'Get off me!' he yelled. But no use...

...Splat and out flew his brains, then...

a pip from the apple that the random elephant stood on went flying through one of apocs eyes...

...then apoc started looking like splapp...

...apart from the fact he has a big tuft of hair...