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Made in
19 Jan 2005, 21:19
...while the banned guy was creating a new account in the forum...
E-102 Worm
19 Jan 2005, 21:20
...under the name 'Agent Hobo'. But unfortunately, he got...
Fwd. Adm.
19 Jan 2005, 21:21
...while the banned guy was creating a new account in the forum...Howzat an answer? Oh well...

..., Sel's avatar attacked him with frozen banana peels. The hobo's avatar attacked by...

-edit- STOP POSTING SO QUICKLY! Everything's going screwy!
Lets continue from KT's post...grr...
Made in
19 Jan 2005, 21:24
...by whatever ThomasP did...
SuperBlob
19 Jan 2005, 21:26
[break from sory]Umm...Fwd. Adm. IS being watched right? Because his post count keeps going up!!![/break from story]
Fwd. Adm.
19 Jan 2005, 21:32
[break from sory]Umm...Fwd. Adm. IS being watched right? Because his post count keeps going up!!![/break from story]Just because i'm watched dosen't mean that my posts don't count! Where'd you get THAT thought from?

..., so TP saw this thread and locked it. Our avatars created a massive army and we declared war on TP! Our first mission was to...

Not insulting ThomasP in any way, shape, or form. It's just funny, to me.
Made in
19 Jan 2005, 21:34
...makes me an International Mod...
Fwd. Adm.
19 Jan 2005, 21:37
...which would create pointless havoc, as this is a public forum on the Internet, which is not regionally restricted. So you've got no choice BUT to become an international mod. The first thing that Made In-the-mod did was...
Made in
19 Jan 2005, 21:39
...delete the Spam in the Portuguese/Brazillian thread? :p
E-102 Worm
19 Jan 2005, 21:41
...Maybe. So he turned the whole forum into Portuguese which some worms didn't understand it...
Fwd. Adm.
19 Jan 2005, 21:43
..., so then I became a mod. I immediately let everyone have 200,000k avatars, so then everyone immediately
Made in
19 Jan 2005, 21:44
...Uploaded the entire Doom3 game as a BMP file...

(By the way, I know that mods can't do that, right?)
E-102 Worm
19 Jan 2005, 21:48
...but the whole thing collapsed...
Fwd. Adm.
19 Jan 2005, 21:49
..., which exceeded the amount of memory integrated into this forum. This opened yet another rip in the space-time continuum, and our avatars suddenly...
Made in
19 Jan 2005, 21:51
...goes to another world, the :eek: :eek: :eek: MYSTERIOUS COSMICO'S ROOM * don't dies, but almost *...
Fwd. Adm.
19 Jan 2005, 21:53
...goes to another world, the :eek: :eek: :eek: MYSTERIOUS COSMICO'S ROOM * don't dies, but almost *...What?! From what I understood,...

...farts and...
Mr.cosmico
19 Jan 2005, 21:59
...goes to another world, the :eek: :eek: :eek: MYSTERIOUS COSMICO'S ROOM * don't dies, but almost *...

[not story related]
:rolleyes:
is it that really scary? *creature with eye in the mouth and a tongue in his ear appears*
ok...so its a little scary :p
[/not story related] (i dont have any ideas now)
Made in
19 Jan 2005, 22:02
...Some creatures appears from Cosmico's games, like a DOS pixelated worm, Countre Strike "Characters" (BOT :eek: ), Zombies (from somewhere :p )... AND THE EVIL COLHAO! :eek:
Fwd. Adm.
19 Jan 2005, 22:04
...And then it died! Just then, Big Bird was arrested for...
Mr.cosmico
19 Jan 2005, 22:07
...Some creatures appears from Cosmico's games, like a DOS pixelated worm, Countre Strike "Characters" (BOT :eek: ), Zombies (from somewhere :p )... AND THE EVIL COLHAO! :eek:

ROFLES AND WAFFLES!!!!! lol! (lets hope they dont know what a colhao is)


...buying ilegal feathers...
Fwd. Adm.
19 Jan 2005, 22:10
...which was pointless, as he already had them. It's currently snowing where I live, so...(pointless)
Mr.cosmico
19 Jan 2005, 22:13
...so kenny dies once again, and a pc falls from the sky, which happens to be the best pc in the world that runs games like half life 2 like it was no big deal and then...

EDIT: ONLY ONE MORE POST MADE IN :D
Fwd. Adm.
19 Jan 2005, 22:17
...I ran out to catch the PC, which had burned up in the atmosphere, so a bunch of ashes fell on me. Meanwhile,...
Mr.cosmico
19 Jan 2005, 22:18
...another pc falls :p...
Fwd. Adm.
19 Jan 2005, 22:19
...and dosen't get burned up! Sadly, it crashed into my driveway and went 'asploosh'. Hobo Bob freaked out and...
Mr.cosmico
19 Jan 2005, 22:22
...starts eating his house, and father christmas falls from the roof...
Fwd. Adm.
19 Jan 2005, 22:29
...of Hobo Bob's imaginary house.(He's a friggin HOBO, Cosmico!) :rolleyes: Hobo Bob lay squirming and chewed a can of Cheez Whiz, while...
Made in
19 Jan 2005, 22:57
...then the pc who came from the sky which run games like Half Life 2 without problems is MY PC (It's true :D )...
E-102 Worm
19 Jan 2005, 23:17
...came crashing down to earth, hitting a Concrete Donut. Luckily, the Concrete Donut was still intact as it was made of a very special concrete called...
Made in
19 Jan 2005, 23:26
..."The Pie Concrete for Donuts 2.0"...

YAY! First of the page :D
War Worm
20 Jan 2005, 05:02
Which, of course, was not as strong as the dynamite for destroying concrete doughnuts 2000, that blew up the doughnut into....
Reaperz
20 Jan 2005, 05:10
... 9,325,735,434 pieces which scattered all arround the ...
War Worm
20 Jan 2005, 05:29
...Arc De Tri-omphe, in such a fashion, that, from a blimp floating above, read...
Reaperz
20 Jan 2005, 05:34
.. I am made of doughnut, and ...
LightWorm
20 Jan 2005, 06:53
I am a sausage with
Reaperz
20 Jan 2005, 07:11
.. cheese oozing out ...
Apocalypse
20 Jan 2005, 09:55
..to get back at S...'s battle with P..., they we're fighting with ...
Made in
20 Jan 2005, 11:50
...a BIG CHOCOLATE gun...
E-102 Worm
20 Jan 2005, 17:19
...which they accidently ate, so they used watermelons as...
Made in
20 Jan 2005, 17:22
...watermelons and ate them too...
Scotworm
20 Jan 2005, 20:50
...make the nearby 'Sir. Thompson-johnny-bob-the-second' wet his pants in front of 'Madame. Dirkwall-green-eggs-and-ham-sam-I-am'...
Preasure
20 Jan 2005, 20:54
...stopped crying because of his stupid name and got it changed to Bob. But when Bob was taken...

Post 666? I'm feeling EVIL! Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Sorry.
E-102 Worm
20 Jan 2005, 20:57
...to a hockey match with his father, Baron Von Pinky (don't ask), he got really angry and pulled out a chicken that shoots egg bombs...
Made in
20 Jan 2005, 21:00
...Six, Six, Six, The Number of The Beast, Six, Six, Six, The One For You And Me...
LightWorm
21 Jan 2005, 06:12
sang the deranged mutant zombie of
War Worm
21 Jan 2005, 06:15
....Cantebury, who....
E-102 Worm
21 Jan 2005, 14:37
...has been raiding for worm brains in the village known as Deadworm (odd name). So he finished gathering brains from 150 worms (he must've been desperate), and went back to...
Scotworm
21 Jan 2005, 18:07
..the filthy grave from which he came, which had now been infested with...
Fwd. Adm.
21 Jan 2005, 18:18
...bat-sized mosquitos, which carried a deadly virus called...
Mr.cosmico
21 Jan 2005, 18:39
...CRACKA, that if no one discovered a way of deleting it, the world would explode in 2 mins...
Made in
21 Jan 2005, 18:41
...but it won't, and the mosquitos died with the virus...
LightWorm
21 Jan 2005, 18:57
And a majour catastrophy was avoided :D

Meanwile..
E-102 Worm
21 Jan 2005, 19:28
...there was a battle going between Star Worms and LightWorm in Battle Stadium. It was a battle to see who would win the...
Fwd. Adm.
21 Jan 2005, 20:04
...coveted chocolate-covered mustard packet. Someone farted, resulting in...
Preasure
21 Jan 2005, 20:25
...the fart police smothering the crowd in Holondaise Sauce. "Aaaargh!" Yelled *coughs*. "I'm covered in a tasty accompniment for salmon! Salmon!"
Fwd. Adm.
21 Jan 2005, 20:26
...Holy crap! I'm allergic to salmon!". Just then, Captain Crunch appeared out of a mailbox and...
wccSplintr
21 Jan 2005, 21:05
...said "To the Batmobile" and "Cutlery", but then a lawyer appeared and...
Fwd. Adm.
21 Jan 2005, 21:08
...was being stalked by a food. In about ten seconds, he[SCRIPT MISSING...]...and that's why cheese isn't fortytwelve years old!", shouted...
wccSplintr
21 Jan 2005, 21:13
...Bob, but the evil flan-making machine...
Fwd. Adm.
21 Jan 2005, 21:30
...started making 'ye scrolls'. The 'ye scrolls' came to life and died and Bob farted and...
Scotworm
21 Jan 2005, 21:50
...suddenly some dude called Sam started strutting up and down on front if him... naked...
wccSplintr
21 Jan 2005, 22:38
...yet with clothes on, then, blood...
Made in
21 Jan 2005, 22:40
...is a red thing that looks like ketchup...
E-102 Worm
21 Jan 2005, 22:41
...which IT IS ketchup...
Made in
21 Jan 2005, 23:05
...but still looking like blood...
War Worm
22 Jan 2005, 05:55
...flew out from 192 bullet holes shot inside one very unfortunate worm, named "Phillip", who...
Reaperz
22 Jan 2005, 06:15
.. happened to have a twin, who was ...
LightWorm
22 Jan 2005, 09:49
Having the blood eagle (where they open your rib cage and flung your lungs over your sholders) for...
wccSplintr
22 Jan 2005, 09:51
...making eye contact during solitary confinement...

This thread is great, it is impossible to spam :p
LightWorm
22 Jan 2005, 10:22
Which is ilegal in...

(off topic Huzzar, I'm a Juniour :D :D )
wccSplintr
22 Jan 2005, 10:26
...a pink shirt...
E-102 Worm
22 Jan 2005, 13:49
...so a blue shirt was worn instead, along with a huge pile of...
LightWorm
22 Jan 2005, 14:10
Meatballs and...
Made in
22 Jan 2005, 22:28
...Ketchup balls, that looks like blood balls...

YAY! SPAM! :D (j/k)
E-102 Worm
22 Jan 2005, 22:31
...which didn't taste as good becasuse they were made from worm corpses...
Made in
22 Jan 2005, 22:32
...COCONUT CORPSES! Don't you remember?...
War Worm
23 Jan 2005, 04:16
...In which a nearby live audience shouted "NO!" in chorus...
LightWorm
23 Jan 2005, 06:43
To rubbish comedian...
Scotworm
23 Jan 2005, 14:59
...making eye contact during solitary confinement...

This thread is great, it is impossible to spam :p

That's my 'Spam isn't spam' theory your'e stealing!

..., Fred. Now, Fred had a father who worked in a coffee shop somewhere in Switzerland. Unfortunately, due to vast amounts of frass being dumped through the widow by a Yeti, it had to close. This meant that...
E-102 Worm
23 Jan 2005, 15:27
...he had to move to France to re-open his coffee business. But Fred realised that...
LightWorm
23 Jan 2005, 15:42
his jokes were anti-french so...
SuperBlob
23 Jan 2005, 15:57
...he said Ying-Tong-Idlle-I-Po, then was sued for copyright...
Apocalypse
23 Jan 2005, 18:16
... for stealing a text from the Goons, so he said: "ying-tong-ying-tong-ying-tong-ying-tong" and he freaked out. He could only say ying-tong... nothing more...
Mr.cosmico
23 Jan 2005, 18:19
...and then mr.Goblekoskilovkigroblotylogfectdaegoftivki appeared and said...
SuperBlob
23 Jan 2005, 18:38
..."I'm walking backwards for Chriiiistmas, across the Irish Sea!" then this story ended, for the late Peter Sellers came along in Wormitude form and said "BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!"...
Fhwqhgads
23 Jan 2005, 18:47
...and then mr.Goblekoskilovkigroblotylogfectdaegoftivki appeared and said...
..holy cheese flappers in.. my brain! I'm completly insane in..my brain! And you'd like to be in.. my brain! Everything everyone knows i have in.. my brain! Why am i saying this times and times again? Because it all comes from.. my brain! I'm mad, yes, mad in.. my brain! I don't know what i am doing here, i just know i'm not in.. my brain! I have weird little green gremlins in..my brain! I should stop this conversation, but all these words are fluently flowing out.. my brain! Oh god i have to.. MY BRAIN! Oh god, too much information in.. my brain! I'm.. MY BRA--*brain-splode*..
Hehe, my first entry, and by now somebody has already posted before me..but what the heck, i wanted to enter this eventually..

*edit*
Hehe, damn super blob, you beat me to it. :rolleyes:
Robin
23 Jan 2005, 19:00
..holy cheese flappers in.. my brain! I'm completly insane in..my brain! And you'd like to be in.. my brain! Everything everyone knows i have in.. my brain! Why am i saying this times and times again? Because it all comes from.. my brain! I'm mad, yes, mad in.. my brain! I don't know what i am doing here, i just know i'm not in.. my brain! I have weird little green gremlins in..my brain! I should stop this conversation, but all these words are fluently flowing out.. my brain! Oh god i have to.. MY BRAIN! Oh god, too much information in.. my brain! I'm.. MY BRA--*brain-splode*..



...And sudddenly a passer by came along and stole the brain, for some reason, and he...
Apocalypse
23 Jan 2005, 19:16
...you stole MY BRAIN....my precious braiiiiiiaueeeuuuugghhhhh....
SuperBlob
23 Jan 2005, 19:16
[non-story] Why do I always seem to get ignored? I feel...so...neglected :( [/non-story]
Apocalypse
23 Jan 2005, 19:27
[non-story]Because that other post seemed much more.. ehm... worth it (it took alot of time) to post...se it as respect to a long post... this is NOT meant to be AGAINST you, just... you know... [/non-story]
WormGod
23 Jan 2005, 19:29
...Meanwhile, on Mount Whatchuatta, a little worm called Mr. Jdhfhggesgfhrfdhgggfhfvghytefry was...
Apocalypse
23 Jan 2005, 19:37
...being held prison by the evil Monty, who carried the great golden donkey, Monty hung him upside down and was busy prodding...
Scotworm
23 Jan 2005, 21:07
..the hell out of the forum hacker, who was really...

Fhwqhgads! :rolleyes:
wccSplintr
23 Jan 2005, 21:51
...me...

j/k :p
Made in
23 Jan 2005, 23:42
...Eh? :confused:
War Worm
24 Jan 2005, 03:57
Spoke Chuck the Canuck, who went and played hockey...
FatWhitey
24 Jan 2005, 04:03
..and saw his friend miss petard at the rink, she looked at Chuck the Canuck in an odd way because...
Made in
24 Jan 2005, 11:51
...it seems to be fun...
Apocalypse
24 Jan 2005, 16:19
to poke him to death... so he took her finger and...
LightWorm
24 Jan 2005, 18:51
picked his nose with it...
Preasure
24 Jan 2005, 19:06
...dislodging several squatting Nose Pippets. And then the RSPB...
WormGod
24 Jan 2005, 19:45
...sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey. Along came a Newtonaronicalonie spider...
Made in
24 Jan 2005, 20:50
...who did a...
Cyclaws
24 Jan 2005, 21:13
...jig, right in front of her...
E-102 Worm
25 Jan 2005, 01:40
...and said "Gimme all your honey, or I'll shoot ya good". So that spider took the honey only to surrounded by the Worm Squad, a squad that...
Made in
25 Jan 2005, 01:43
...is made of coconuts and ketchup...
LightWorm
25 Jan 2005, 07:25
as well as Spam that..
stbrookes
25 Jan 2005, 14:22
smell like a....
Made in
25 Jan 2005, 15:20
...mr.Goblekoskilovkigroblotylogfectdaegoftivki's leg...
Fwd. Adm.
25 Jan 2005, 15:20
...red-speckeled elbermung that...
SuperBlob
25 Jan 2005, 15:57
...so Mr. Gs leg went BLEH!!...
WormGod
25 Jan 2005, 17:47
...and exploded. Meanwhile, Met666 was writing something, let's listen in on him...

Dear... Whoever you are.
This is a letter.

From,
Met666

Well that was...
Fwd. Adm.
25 Jan 2005, 17:48
Later, Mr. Aaangjaaangzanidoo beat up 453
SuperBlob
25 Jan 2005, 17:51
...interesting" said Worm 1 " I wonder why that nuke exploded onpage 1 of this story." So Worm 1 went on a quest to find why the nuke exploded...
Fwd. Adm.
25 Jan 2005, 17:56
...and got 'shomped by a runaway shopping cart. Mr. Fwd. Adm.'s computer answered by...
LightWorm
25 Jan 2005, 17:57
singing...
WormGod
25 Jan 2005, 18:00
...so loud a nuke exploded. It was big enough to send everyone mentioned in the last 3 pages back to page 1, when another nuke...
LightWorm
25 Jan 2005, 18:03
broke so the scientist responcible was...
Fwd. Adm.
25 Jan 2005, 18:16
...'shomped by hired expert 'shompers. Here's what happens when someone gets 'shomped...(continue for at least 5 posts, please)
SuperBlob
25 Jan 2005, 18:21
...they die. Now back to the many times deceased Worm 1 story with the quest for the nuke...
Fwd. Adm.
25 Jan 2005, 18:26
..., which led up to the part about the scientist getting 'shomped. Once again, here's what happens when you get 'shomped...
SuperBlob
25 Jan 2005, 18:28
...you die. Now the guy who thought of 'shomping copyrighted it, and that guy wa Worm 1...
Fwd. Adm.
25 Jan 2005, 18:32
...'s master, Fwd. Adm. As the master of Worm 1, I made him rob a store which name was...
Preasure
25 Jan 2005, 18:49
...'shomedco! (For all your 'shomping needs). Lawsuit time!
Made in
25 Jan 2005, 18:56
...then a coconut came from the sky and convert everyone into spoons...
Fwd. Adm.
25 Jan 2005, 19:43
..., resulting in the 'shomping of Made In for using the present tense of convert instead of the past tense. Every forum reading my post got tired and fell asleep.(...)
Apocalypse
25 Jan 2005, 19:53
because scotmummy is a mummy, he must not sleep *SCOTMUMMY... WAKE UP!!!* too late: he was dead (again)... this caused another...
Made in
25 Jan 2005, 20:01
...earthquake in the Pie Factory...
Fwd. Adm.
25 Jan 2005, 20:02
...that made pies, hence the name 'Pie Factory'. Something happened, and...
Made in
25 Jan 2005, 20:04
...the chocolate pies fall into the berry pies, and a new type of pies was born: the banana pie :rolleyes: ...
Fwd. Adm.
25 Jan 2005, 20:07
..., which got their own infomercial on Animal Planet. It got cancelled before the first commercial break. Annoyed because he was being ignored, Worm 1...
Made in
25 Jan 2005, 20:10
...Ate all the pies of the factory...

[Off Topic=Made in] "w00t"! POST #500! I'M A SENIOR NOW! YAY! :D :D :D [/Off Topic]
Fwd. Adm.
25 Jan 2005, 20:15
..., and got sick since some of them were banana pies. As he threw up, he coughed up...
Scotworm
25 Jan 2005, 20:28
because scotmummy is a mummy, he must not sleep *SCOTMUMMY... WAKE UP!!!* too late: he was dead (again)... this caused another...

Lol, Iv'e been a zombie and a mummy, I wanna be a banana next. :rolleyes:


...the werewolf, whom, if you have forgotten, had been trnasformed into a Wimpy burger. Now, this meant that he shouted

"Forget this, I'm goin ---> home!"

And with that, his time machine promptly covered him in digestive biscuite crumbs...
War Worm
26 Jan 2005, 04:33
...Dating back from Expo '76...
Scotworm
26 Jan 2005, 13:20
...then a knight in shining armour came up to him and said...
Apocalypse
26 Jan 2005, 15:12
...where is that werewolf? I want his autografh!!! the werewolf saw the knight and...
wccSplintr
26 Jan 2005, 17:03
...Scotworm turned into a banana! So the pecan...
Fwd. Adm.
26 Jan 2005, 17:21
...-clustered computer that Fwd. Adm. was sitting at turned alive and said "SCOTWORM IS MASTER" 6 times. Hearing this, Scotworm...
WormGod
26 Jan 2005, 20:13
...started to type on his computer. This is what he said:

Hkjahs***ghfh ofgig es# # s ne re '
e feo324i kgrfgds h fd dzolg
llllllllllllololololooool sfs[aps;'am\'sdpf[ewaIilef][

Which meant:

Hi, HK. How's the gig going? My #eggs# (or
whatever you call them) are buring Gads.
The log is saying "Llllllllllol!" and my [insert
swear word] butt is on your [insert swear
word] boss.

Anywho...
LightWorm
26 Jan 2005, 20:23
Worm God was stolen by Ninjas wearing...
WormGod
26 Jan 2005, 20:28
Worm God was stolen by Ninjas wearing...
...big banapyjamas...
wccSplintr
26 Jan 2005, 20:52
... who used pink elephants as weapons, really...
WormGod
26 Jan 2005, 21:30
...annoying these guys were... Now, Bobby Bonjoe was working on Saturday Night Wormer...
War Worm
27 Jan 2005, 03:30
...burning up the minefields to the tunes of "Don't Drop The Dynamite"...
WormGod
27 Jan 2005, 06:35
...when...
Splapp
27 Jan 2005, 12:40
...a giant udder fell from the sky...
Made in
27 Jan 2005, 14:24
...and it hit the Evil Peanut head...
I'm the one who do things fell from the sky! :p :D
WormGod
27 Jan 2005, 17:34
...just as the...
LightWorm
27 Jan 2005, 18:26
English Cricket team were winning agenst the...
WormGod
27 Jan 2005, 18:30
...Peppapets...
Preasure
27 Jan 2005, 20:19
...and their pets made of pepper. "Atchoo!" yelled...
wccSplintr
27 Jan 2005, 20:21
...big....
LightWorm
27 Jan 2005, 20:35
...Mean...
wccSplintr
27 Jan 2005, 21:12
...Bob, who coincedentally...
WormGod
27 Jan 2005, 21:13
...malajoebeened Malajoebeen...
wccSplintr
27 Jan 2005, 21:43
in a very unfriendly way, so Malajoebeen...
LightWorm
28 Jan 2005, 08:57
...went to the island of...
Splapp
28 Jan 2005, 10:25
...Madagascar...
LightWorm
28 Jan 2005, 17:11
... Populated by...
WormGod
28 Jan 2005, 17:30
...Malajoebeens...
wccSplintr
28 Jan 2005, 17:45
...who worshipped a God! WormGod in fact, to honour him they often...
WormGod
28 Jan 2005, 17:53
...played a banjo. Bobby Bonjoe was now...
Scotworm
28 Jan 2005, 18:17
...staring at a very large and spotted...
Fwd. Adm.
28 Jan 2005, 18:47
...Thing O' Stuffs, my latest invention. It works by firing a large...
wccSplintr
28 Jan 2005, 19:25
...Thing O'Stuff...
Fwd. Adm.
28 Jan 2005, 19:31
...that was only effective against...
WormGod
28 Jan 2005, 19:59
...Thing O' Stuffs...
Fwd. Adm.
28 Jan 2005, 20:02
...that landed in big piles of...
Preasure
28 Jan 2005, 20:26
...Stuff. "Get off me!" yelled the stuff.
Fwd. Adm.
28 Jan 2005, 20:38
..., as it contained zombie frogs. The frogs didn't eat flies, instead they ate...
LightWorm
28 Jan 2005, 21:01
Monkeys and...
wccSplintr
28 Jan 2005, 21:32
...the very same pink elephants mentioned earlier...
LightWorm
29 Jan 2005, 09:56
That flew at a altitude of...
Scotworm
29 Jan 2005, 10:48
...Freddy the Frog-der, the happiest frilgum in the west, whi was currently...
Apocalypse
29 Jan 2005, 16:04
...being murdered in a very obscure way: the killer wanted to stuff him with...
LightWorm
29 Jan 2005, 18:29
A rusty spatular
Scotworm
29 Jan 2005, 19:31
..."SHOVE IT THROUGH YOUR FAVE!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!" He cackled as he forced this frog dude to shove a spatula, (that's the correct spelling. :p) through his face...
LightWorm
29 Jan 2005, 20:37
then LightWorm used Worm Mad's Keybord to smash his head in!...
E-102 Worm
29 Jan 2005, 21:26
...but Worm Mad came along "Hey, gimme back my keyboard!". So Worm Mad whacked LightWorm with his monitor, only to realise that LightWorm...
Splapp
30 Jan 2005, 01:17
...had a face made entirely from bus tickets...
LightWorm
30 Jan 2005, 07:46
... From Portsmouth to...
Scotworm
30 Jan 2005, 12:59
...somewhere in the district of pie...
LightWorm
30 Jan 2005, 13:21
... = 3.14 :D :) ...
Apocalypse
30 Jan 2005, 16:12
...1592654...
E-102 Worm
30 Jan 2005, 18:20
...etc. etc. Anyway, Worm Mad took a rocket and landed in Wormatopia, where rumors said that the place is...
Made in
30 Jan 2005, 18:27
...cute and sweet :eek: ...
Apocalypse
30 Jan 2005, 18:34
... it was made out of sugar and had cute chicks living there too...
Made in
30 Jan 2005, 18:39
...and the Sweet Good Boss was... BARNEY :eek: :eek: :eek: * dies *....
LightWorm
30 Jan 2005, 20:25
... 's Ugly brother...
E-102 Worm
30 Jan 2005, 23:38
...Clyde, who Worm Mad was on the adventure for, going through Choco Jungle (entirely made of chocolate, which Worm Mad ate a few pieces and got sick) then up a mountain made of...
_Sensored3
31 Jan 2005, 00:02
...watery sludgy elephant dung. halfway up the mountain he had some trouble on the account of the pesky...
Apocalypse
31 Jan 2005, 07:43
...dung flies, they were litterally everywhere...
Scotworm
31 Jan 2005, 13:15
...and one of them was a farm captain...

Shame on you, you Weebl and Bob haters! =p)
Apocalypse
31 Jan 2005, 13:24
...who farmed alot in his spare time, but right now, all of those flies wanted to...
wccSplintr
31 Jan 2005, 17:14
...eat dung, just like the other 365 days a year...
Fwd. Adm.
31 Jan 2005, 17:23
..., and they evemtually got sick from...
LightWorm
31 Jan 2005, 18:15
... the mostly harmess...
Apocalypse
31 Jan 2005, 18:29
...nuke dung, which caused all the flies to explode like a mini-nuke, unfortunately...
Scotworm
31 Jan 2005, 19:06
...this caused the pile of dung to fall on top of HK, who was randomly standing around at the time. She wasn't too happy with this, so...
wccSplintr
31 Jan 2005, 19:42
...she brutally maimed and killed every simgle member of the forum, and I'm not talking about their sigworms, either, ouch. Then she was bored, so she...
Fwd. Adm.
31 Jan 2005, 19:54
...stared in horror at her computer monitor, wondering how a dead wccSplintr or I could still be posting. terrified, she called the...
Apocalypse
31 Jan 2005, 20:27
...forum moderator, whom she killed 2 posts ago, and was even more terrified...
Made in
31 Jan 2005, 20:29
...when he wake up...
Preasure
31 Jan 2005, 21:15
...and turned out to have been 'shomped.
Fwd. Adm.
31 Jan 2005, 21:15
...chugging a bottle of Maalox. When asked for his name in the hospital he replied,...

Maalox is stomach acid remover stuff. Not sure if they have it in the UK
E-102 Worm
1 Feb 2005, 01:32
..."What? Who? Where?... and who am I?" It seemed that Worm Mad had lost his memory, so Gads came along and refreshed his memory by using a(n)...
War Worm
1 Feb 2005, 04:48
Floppy disk that read on it: "Windows Disk Defrag...
LightWorm
1 Feb 2005, 06:34
version infinity...
Apocalypse
1 Feb 2005, 14:04
...and they stuffed that into his mouth...
Fwd. Adm.
1 Feb 2005, 17:21
..., and he hungrily devoured it. There was a computer virus in the disk known as...
LightWorm
1 Feb 2005, 17:33
the Omegafandodlecabolatoredartaekolsledoodlegorificha natukamummyhathnvewhnagjmsnamader or...
Fwd. Adm.
1 Feb 2005, 17:35
...also known as, teh mooooooooooooooofgdgdfgamokoooooooo...
LightWorm
1 Feb 2005, 19:14
... or MO 1*3 for easy reference
Apocalypse
1 Feb 2005, 19:38
...it caused him to freak out and eventually...
Preasure
1 Feb 2005, 19:59
...consume some cheese. Rancid cheese from a farm in Devon. Devon!
Apocalypse
1 Feb 2005, 20:12
After eating alot of cheese, he got his memory back, but... he thinks he's The King (you know: Elvis)...
Scotworm
1 Feb 2005, 20:44
...who owned a pet called G-O-H-K-Y. The thing is, G-O-H-K-Y was allergic to...
E-102 Worm
1 Feb 2005, 21:19
...coconuts...
Cyclaws
1 Feb 2005, 21:27
...coconuts...
...and was made to eat several stones of...
Fwd. Adm.
1 Feb 2005, 21:37
...the element Praseodymium. Since Praseodymium is radioactive, G-O-H-K-Y...
wccSplintr
1 Feb 2005, 21:37
...coconuts, which was cruel and unusual for reasons already mentioned, after this Bob 32 decided to...
Fwd. Adm.
1 Feb 2005, 21:38
...coconuts, which was cruel and unusual for reasons already mentioned, after this Bob 32 decided to......molest several...
wccSplintr
1 Feb 2005, 21:39
...Michael Jackson look-a-likes, to avenge his...

I dont like where this is going...
Fwd. Adm.
1 Feb 2005, 21:43
...eaten TastyKake Sponge Cakes*. Something happened, resulting in the explosion of...

*Now with real sponge!
War Worm
2 Feb 2005, 05:13
...A van driving a shipment of Mops to the Mosey-mart, where the mops flew...
LightWorm
2 Feb 2005, 06:40
... to the capital of Goron L;and...

(L;and, I like it)
Apocalypse
2 Feb 2005, 10:33
...after they landed there, the people turned into a very LARGE ANGRY mob, and they started to...
Scotworm
2 Feb 2005, 13:09
...to shout very loudly. They were shouting quotes from Lord Of The Things, a popular...
Made in
2 Feb 2005, 13:11
...dead corpse in the bus stop...
Fwd. Adm.
2 Feb 2005, 17:19
..., which is physically impossible. Staring at the corpse was Mr. ...
Scotworm
2 Feb 2005, 18:51
...Pee-Wee girfer, who had a distinct lack of...
SuperBlob
2 Feb 2005, 18:54
...mouth...
Scotworm
2 Feb 2005, 18:56
...this meant that for eating and drinking purposes, he had to use his *aherm* other hole...
SuperBlob
2 Feb 2005, 18:58
...like me...



:eek: :o
Fwd. Adm.
2 Feb 2005, 19:09
...which was surgically drilled...
LightWorm
2 Feb 2005, 19:09
... "that is sick" said LightWorm "I am on my 5th sick bag now!"...
Fwd. Adm.
2 Feb 2005, 19:19
...and i'm going to continue from Fwd. Adm.'s 'surgically removed' post!...
LightWorm
2 Feb 2005, 19:32
in which one of his vital organs was removed
E-102 Worm
2 Feb 2005, 20:13
...to feed an overfed monkey-dude called Bananas, who eats eats nothing more than worm organs. So the worms fed Bananas and...
Scotworm
2 Feb 2005, 20:25
...in order for Cyclaws to start belly - dancing on his intestines and singing 'Yabba-yabba-yabba-yabba-yabba!' over and over whilst...
SuperBlob
2 Feb 2005, 20:31
...I "ate" a sandwitch (s/p?)...
wccSplintr
2 Feb 2005, 22:00
...as usual, not so usual however was...

Yes, it is "ate" :rolleyes:
War Worm
3 Feb 2005, 05:21
...the uncanny knack of every character aforementioned to begin a game of "Red Rover" whenever a Dog from the Soviet Union......
LightWorm
3 Feb 2005, 08:55
... had a wee...
Apocalypse
3 Feb 2005, 09:32
...and peed and pooped all over the worms. They looked like...
LightWorm
3 Feb 2005, 10:24
something from a Brittish Hammer Studios film
Apocalypse
3 Feb 2005, 10:59
...but then, the worms started to change... change into huge monsters and they even grown into 3 feet worms!! The humans saw them and...
Scotworm
3 Feb 2005, 12:54
...started swimming in the sky!..
LightWorm
3 Feb 2005, 15:07
And then Scot Worm woke up and