...SEGZ eating one of his kids alive, who then turned on him and ate him, and the rest of this strange tribe, then mr. speed camera and his strange brakfast appeared..

...and dissappeared very quickly. Then, Mr. I-Don't-Like-Peanut-Butter...

...Died. An unfortunate death, I might add. Then, young Billy was going to fall of a huge alien warship which HE was flying below the city of Atlantis and was shooting little shells on the floor of the ocean (o.O). Sad, but true. Then, Billy, trying not to fall and at the same time eating a banana-flavoured jelly-fish (which really reminded him of SEGZ) realized...

...that his protective shield had cracked, and water gushed in, drowning poor little Billy, meanwhile, at Sel's desk, there was bad temper rising, as the forum was starting to get out of hand spam-wise, he decided to...

...yell at Scotworm saying"IT'S A FORUM STORY, N00B!"...

...then he went to the fridge...

...which was actually a portal to the 987654321st dimension...

...which was otherwise known as "the dimension which no-on put any real effort into the name, did they?" dimension. Intreguinly (s/p?) enough, one of the new dimensions was smilies...

...which was otherwise known as "the dimension which no-on put any real effort into the name, did they?" dimension. Intreguinly (s/p?) enough, one of the new dimensions was smilies...

Huh? I didn't get you, my friend.

It was dimension 123456789, or 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9, which are in order, so no effort was putinto the number, unlike something completely random, like dimension no. 91640. As for one of the extra dimensions were the smilies... I think that's pretty self-explanitary.

Post 222? 'Tis evil...

...As Sel went into the dimension-portal-fridge, he saw a green rabbit with two butts saying "derkaderkaderkaderkaderakderka" as it chased a...

...T-Rex, which was starving...

... Meanwhile, rewoP.luaP, Paul.Power's rival, made a time machine which actually went to 1200 B.C...

whoever follows this on could maybe put WFUS in it?

...and found mdA .wdF, my mentally insane twin. After mdA .wdF threw a sno-cone at the t-rex...

...the t-rex exploded and showered sour gummies all over...

...Billy Coconuts XXX, who said "Billy Coconuts XXX is dead!"...

...because he hates sour thingies...

...as as morwtocS, Scotworm nemesis, who was held reponsible for the killing of the T-Rex and whats-is-name who was allergic to sour sweets...

...broke his back and the evil guy inherited his fortune...

Now, Ualip, MY arch-rival, stole that fortune, and me and him are in a middle of an extreme light-sabre fight. In the middle of the fight, (...)

... doGmroW, swalcyC, 933srednA and roineS roinuJ threw sbmoB ananaB at ...

...me, which I ate, then realised it was healthy, ran to a toilet, threw up, walked off, then got covered in vomit...

...by mdA .dwF's Vomit Comet 2000

...as well as the toilet I threw up in exploding from the soft fruit of doom I swallowed and puked up...

...when Ualip started hoaranging you about Starcraft and...

... suddenly doowpeerhT hsurbyuG found the Sword of Light and destroyed every planet in the universe. Cyprinus spotted this and decided to...

...chug Cheez Whiz...

...who was his imaginary friend. As quick as a flash, "MAMMA MIA!" and "FLAN!" and "ABCDEFG, Do'h! It's The Simpsons A-Z, Woohoo!" came rushing through his head. ...

...which made him wake up and realize that he dreamed about dreaming a dream that he thought that was real but was a dream that made him dream about dreams about dreams that were real and then...

...Worm1 really did wake up, for sure this time, so he went for a walk, when he met Worm2, when suddenly a nuke went off...

...an Indian nuke to be precise, which made every...

... everyone dizzy, to tell te truth, even very dizzy. When they tried to walk left, they had to walk right, and vice-versa. So Worm1 and Worm2 kept banging their heads into each other, until...

...Their eyeballs came out. Then they got mixed up, and one got lost, so Worm1 used an onion and got sued by Splapp.

...Fwd. Adm. punched Pilau since the Indian Nuke poisons worms, and dosen't make them dizzy. Pilau and Ualip teamed up on SEGZ, who...

...who said bbBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSs s!!!!!, after all he is a zombie, so he ate there bbBBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAIII etc...

...and mdA .dwF retched on the spot. SEGZ chased after him, but saw a shiny...flan

...laser-guided throwing-knife, which he used to kill mdA. dwF, and then he called upon the 2 guys whose bbBBRRRRRRAAAAetc. he had just eaten, for when your brain is eaten by a zombie, you become a zombie...

...that are attracted to shiny laser-guided throwing knives. SEGZ saw a four year old with a chainsaw who was slicing an old...

...that are attracted to shiny laser-guided throwing knives. SEGZ saw a four year old with a chainsaw who was slicing an old...
...lady in half. Well, he could'nt have that! So he decided to...

...eat the BBBRRRAAAIIINNNNSSS of the 4 year-old kid. SEGZ ran to the nearest TV and watched 4 year-old shows that taught him how to...

Love and share. But then he ate the TV. And the 4-year-old. Poor guy. Now, SEGZ...

... was now being called B.R.A.I.N.S (aka...

...SEGZ, or maybe even Scotworm. Now, me, (or B.R.A.I.N.S,) have just devoured a t.v, a 3-year-old, and whole load of bbBBRRRAAAAAIIIIINNNNSSSss, so I threw up in a corner, wheresomeone was cowering...

...who told SEGZ that he ate a 4-year-old not a 3-year-old, initiating SEGZs new built in self-destruct feature which blew up this solar system...

...and sent SEGZ's can of Cheez Whiz flying. It hit an alien's space ship, which made him crash land on...

...on Crashbangwollop, the aliens' home planet... :)

...when SEGZ suddenly thought 'Oh darn, I'm dead'...

...until he landed on a huge bag of Fluffy Puff marshmallows, which then exploded and destroyed 1,000,000...

...chicks, the ones from Tesco's HQ, gone for a walk. The survivors...

...were promptly eaten by a giant rabbit. Which then jumped into a jet engine and got it's next of kin sued by the people who make the Book of Bunny Suicides.

Meanwhile, WormGod said "Meanwhile, WormGod said "Meanwhile, WormGod said "FLAN!" "...

...then wormgod gulped down a stick of dynamite, gave a thumbs-up, and exploded into...

A PIE!!!
.... oF DESTRUCTION, muahahahahahahahaha

...which exploded in wormKING's face...

...sending flaps of hot lard all over his forehead...

... Then, after all the trouble, everyone who had died/been injured suddenly woke up. Even ...

...Wormgod survived the dynamite that he swallowed. WormGod shoved WormKING, making WormKING...

...shove WormGod, making wormKing... Ah, you get the idea. Anyway...

...a dinosaur was saying to SEGZ "No! 1+1 does NOT equal flan on bacon!". SEGZ gave him a swift kick in the...

...butt...

...and with that the dinosaur just...

..cry "MUMMY, MUMMY, That guy kiked me!! WAAAA!!!" So the mum...

...slapped him round the face with a wet newt. Which yelled..

..."dehctaw gnieb I ma yhW" ...

So SEGZ kicked the newt as well. Sending him 1.34739734 pixels to the left. The reason for this is that the newt was extremely heavy, and SEGZ was not. Now, the newt, who's name was neuton, (...)

... searched for isaac newton, in a...

double post edit:

...yellow submarine...

...a yellow submarine a yellow...

submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellowsu-unma-rinnneeeeeee zzzzzzz
... *BOOM* tssss.....

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S Y S T E M F A I L U R E
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"Damn," said worm33^5.147, "My pc just crashed, stupid T17 forum. Those huge threads are not readable on a 486 old machine like I have. But i'm not complaining." Then SEGZ hit him with a thousand fish tails, and...

...everything suddenly turned dark. So dark...

...that SEGZ initiated the 'Huge Red Button' mode. He pushed a Huge Red Button, which...

...Exploded into a hundred pieces and sliced off his head, leaving his brain writhing in the dirt.

...Before SEGZ died, he licked Preasure for not ending his post with three periods, making an old roll of toilet paper across the street...

...as long as a bowling alley...

...then he died, then was resurected via teh ph34r of l33t! Of course, he was ressurected in the form of a normal worm, and not a zombie...

...then he died, then was resurected via teh ph34r of l33t! Of course, he was ressurected in the form of a normal worm, and not a zombie...What kind of an answer is that?
Anyway...since Scotworm had serious emotional problems making him f@47 all over the R@!N&0\/\/* that...

*translation given on request

What kind of an answer is that?

I have no idea what you are talking about.

*translation given on request

That'd be nice. :rolleyes:

...he pucked till...

...a rather random personal message arrived in his in-box. What it said is as follows:...

translation: ...Making Scotworm fart all over the rainbow that...

..."Scotworm, your (noun) makes me feel all (adjective) around the area where my (body part) is...

...is (verb) in the (noun). T|-|A|\|K Y0|_|. "WTF?!"...

That misterious e-mail sender was actually SEGZ's...

...oh no it wasn't!...

...it was actually a Fat Man in a Wheelbarrow...

...who rather stupidly managed to squezze inside the e-mail... Ehh???

..::Edit::..

WOOOO!!! 250th post!

...which got intercepted and sent to Fwd. Adm. Linux laptop, which crashed it and made "Hey, Steve" pop out of nowhere and sing...

...which got intercepted and sent to Fwd. Adm. Linux laptop, which crashed it and made "Hey, Steve" pop out of nowhere and sing...
...we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year. However, this Linux computer was not at all reliable, therefore...

...it crashed, and it blew open the galaxy of...

...it crashed, and it blew open the galaxy of...Cyclaws, for revenge of insulting the name of Linux. SEGZ stole Cyclaws' ninja rope and...

...went on a garrotting spree. Before he was cornered by the SWAT team and swatted to death with plastic swats.

...SEGZ ran up to SuperBlob, stole the blueprints for his mega-destructo-type-thingy, constructed it, and...

...ripped them to shreads. Meanwhle, a little mouse called Billy-Jimbob was watering his malteser tree, when he was suddenly attacked by a noseless monkey...

...that found the blueprints, taped them together, constructed the mega-ultra violent-destructo-type-thingy and bashed Billy Jimbob 'round the head since BJ touched...

...a BIIIIIIG REEEEEEEEED BUUUUUUUUUTTOOOOOOOOON. Now the BIIIIIIG REEEEEEEEED BUUUUUUUUUTTOOOOOOOOON...

...was very BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG and REEEEEEEEEEEEEED...

...and made mdA .dwF spontaneously combust. Ualip let out a (fart) release of bodily gas, making a 9999999999999 year old be immortal,...

...and a 1 year old die. Meanwhile, doGmroW was...

...Eating cheese. But he ate too much and was violently sick all over...

...the dog who was violently sick on the cat who was violently sick on the...

...ice cream man, since he...

...selled ice-cream which made people...

...sell ice cream to A.A.R.P. members. They jumped off of the Empire State Pineapple, which sprouted from some...

...Overely large pineapple tree, that was inhabited by...

...many little sponges called Bob...

...which were attacking the Blob of Super clan, which became morbidly obese by chugging 9,999,999,999...

...Beavers into a...

...box of Cadbury Roses. "Mmmmm, Roses" said...

...D'ohmer D'impson...

...who dissapeared very quickly. Anyway, Billy-JimBob was being attacked by these things, so he decided to call the muffin man...

...(aka. Tiffaneffany)...

*EDIT* The muffin man? *EDIT*

...In order to destroy the ultimate bubblegum of...

...doom, which dissapeared very quickly. ( :p ) Meanwhile, the creatures were catching up to Billy-JimBob...

...waving pitchforks, flaming torches, and flaming pitchforks. People can go too far over the top sometimes.

...then they turned on Preasure for forgetting to put a ... after his post. "PRINGLES!" one of the peeps shouted maniacly...

...and a concrete crisp fell out of the sky...

...That had a white squirl on the top of the bottom of the crisp. Indeed.

Whilst the worms were gazing at it, the sun suddenly blew up!....

...this wasn't surprising, as it did that every hour or so...

...this wasn't surprising, as it did that every hour or so...
...but it still managed to spoil their fun with the concrete crisp. A worm appeared out of the shadows, and said...

...hello...

hello

...'I like brown things and cheese!'Everyone laughed at him because he was wearing...

...brown things and cheedar...

...brown things and cheedar...

...cheese.'Why not Edam you silly hamster!' one of the worms shouted at him.'Coz I like red,' he replied.Just at that moment...

...A large eraser...

...A large eraser...

...that was lit on fire...

...got hurled out of Billy-JimBobs mouth. "Sorry", he said apologetically, "It's my medical condition, called"...

...got hurled out of Billy-JimBobs mouth. "Sorry", he said apologetically, "It's my medical condition, called"...

...brewers flop.Noone laughed until...

someone farted and...

...blew up the west coast of...

...blew up the west coast of...
...wormamania, this resulted in the destruction of the...

...west coast, obviously...

...west coast, obviously...
...but more importantly the banana factory which...

...made bannanas, obviously...

...made bannanas, obviously...


...a ploy to end the life of the rabid monkey flecthers, who...

...a ploy to end the life of the rabid monkey flecthers, who...
...(though it didn't seem aparant at the time), hated banana's. This meant that...

zanzibar would have to live in...

... the world of the l33t for some reason. Anyway...

seagull set out on an adventure that would surely end...

seagull set out on an adventure that would surely end...
...in a marshmallowy doom but...

...not all was lost...

as the roll of film containing swedens demise was emancipated in a ..

as the roll of film containing swedens demise was emancipated in a ..
...dog.But more importantly, the new gang of pony riding lepers...

was getting worse minimum wage, exposing...

...a morbidly obese Sel, who was flaming...

...Worm2, who, as you would as forgotten, was die-ing on a coke-can filled with acid...

...Worm2, who, as you would as forgotten, was die-ing on a coke-can filled with acid...
...of the hilarious type...

...of slinky, which on impact...

...said "Ah, the non-sensical ploy" Inspector Clouseau stylee...

...said "Ah, the non-sensical ploy" Inspector Clouseau stylee...
...but (as could be expected) a giant rock started crumbling from above his head...

causing christmas to happen in the 16th month of glosh...

...and that's when someone comments 'This story is getting rather silly, don't you think?' then gets shot...

...by swalcyC, since he likes impaling worms with his rope of ***3D. 'HEY, STEVE' just popped out of nowhere and ...

...also got shot, then swalcyC started his great shooting rampage...

...and 'HEY, STEVE' somehow resurrected and couldn't be killed by anyone except Fwd. Adm. Scotworm...

...and Astronannelid. Suddenly, all three of them saw...

...a HUUUGE pink thingy-ma-bobber...

That suddenly went *BANG!* and *tssss.....* But then got also shot by Ualip. Then Ualip and swalcyC had a shooting tournament that ended in a showdown and they both died trying to nail eachother to the floor by shooting bananas with a pea-shooter (isn't that so logical? :rolleyes: ) towards eachother.

...a HUUUGE pink thingy-ma-bobber...
..One said "That's awful big," and no-one else said anything because a car ran over them... several times... A dark voice laughed at this saying...

..One said "That's awful big," and no-one else said anything because a car ran over them... several times... A dark voice laughed at this saying...
OMG same time hell!

OMG same time hell!
He didn't say that!
He said..."lollipops why are they so...

...ARRRGH!!! MY ARM!!! Wait, I don't have an arm. Oh, well. AAAAAHHH!!! MY...

...URINE SAMPLES! They just flew into the Trans-dimensional...

...Portal? Where? Under the stairs. We have stairs? Over the Trans-Dimensional Portal. Blimey.

...yes. indeed..

...yes. indeed..
...Well, to conclude that little sub-story lets just say the urine sample is accompanied by several pies under the stairs.Back to the main one, Bob said "...

..."I'm in the box. Im in the box. Where could I be? I'm in the box!"...

..."This box is very cold. I probably should light a fire..."...

Ahhhhh Jesusjesusjesusjesus The Fire!!!!!!!!! It Burnsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy F*****g S**t It Burns!!!!!!!!!!!

"Well, yeah," Replied Barney, "Fire is dangerous kids! Yupidi-Hu!"

..."Now let's all go and sing a song about minding your manners and being a goody-2-shoes! Ladee-lad-ladee!"...

scotworms life is quickly ended, leaving...

Scotworms life is quickly ending...
Don't end quotation marks if you want the next person to also have speech.
...a trail of germans that smell like cheese and...

...a big tin of garlic, out of which I popped out, for I had not died...

...a big tin of garlic, out of which I popped out, for I had not died...
...but someone shot you and walked over and jumped on you to make sure you were dead.He than said that there was no way you could ever live again.But than a gaim he's a...

...but someone shot you and walked over and jumped on you to make sure you were dead.He than said that there was no way you could ever live again.But than a gaim he's a......mrowtocS, who tried to kill Scotworm in the first place. Uberblob, SuperBlob's famous ho-ho cake, suddenly...

...Awakened to life by the immortal powers of the invincible orange banana! (have you noticed the word-play here? "orange banana"? HA! Aint I witty?) Now the cake seeks the ultimate doom of the traitor .Mda .Dwf! (a shorthand for "Medic! A Drawf!") Anyway, continue.

Don't end quotation marks if you want the next person to also have speech.



could you make that clearer?

could you make that clearer?
Sorry.Say if you start someone talking and you want someone to comtinue his talk then don't close the ".But if you want his talk to end, do close the ".For example
...and Bob said " I like cheese and...
the next person shouldn't say
...then the toaster imploded to the delight of Tom...
What they should say might do like this
...salad" Just then the toaster implodd to the delight of Tom...

Can it be mroe clearer than this? Now, please continue the story!

Can it be mroe clearer than this? Now, please continue the story!
Well it's kind of hard to see where you left off due to the lack of '...' and the way the post is clustered together.

Oh. well then, let me start a new one: One day Mr. Wormest goes up to his wife and says: "...

Oh. well then, let me start a new one: One day Mr. Wormest goes up to his wife and says: "...

...Get upstairs and into bed honey.I'll be up in a minute and we can have some fun together nder the covers, trying out my new flashlight!''...

...Get upstairs and into bed honey.I'll be up in a minute and we can have some fun together nder the covers, trying out my new flashlight!''...

<non-story>Hahahaha!</non-story>

And then the neighbour arrived, holding a box of TNT and an orange banana...

...which had been half-eaten by a gorrila and thrown in Cuckoo Dump. And why was he carrying these things? Because...

...He had a plan for world domination (yes, with a box of TNT and a banana). He was just going to say something but "HEY STEVE!" jumped out from beneath the fridge and shouted: "...

..."Oh no you don't, this isn't your planet!" and started pusuing him endlessely round the world...

...until a hobo threw a handful of Chuck-E-Cheese tokens at him. "HEY STEVE!" answered by shouting at a red...

...siren...

...that signaled that a big round burnt watermelon was about to drop on top of an...

...ocean, the Sqidgeamajiggypoof Ocean to be more specific. Suddenly, a UFO (not exactly a flying saucer) flew ahead. "...

...ocean, the Sqidgeamajiggypoof Ocean to be more specific. Suddenly, a UFO (not exactly a flying saucer) flew ahead. "......to it's home base at the bottom of the Sqidgeamajiggypoof Ocean. It's base was basically a ripoff of Atlantis, causing 100,000 Chuck E. Cheese tokens to...

No, no, no. I wanted someone to say something, not for you to continue narrating.

FROM MY POST

...What's that?" said someone.
"Is it a bird?" said another.
"Is it a 50 Stone Canary?"
"Is it a Super Hippo?"
"Is it a 50 Stone Canary?"
"I already said that!"
"Peace," said the UFO, who had just landed. "I am...

No, no, no. I wanted someone to say something, not for you to continue narrating.

FROM MY POST

...What's that?" said someone.
"Is it a bird?" said another.
"Is it a 50 Stone Canary?"
"Is it a Super Hippo?"
"Is it a 50 Stone Canary?"
"I already said that!"
"Peace," said the UFO, who had just landed. "I am...
...the...
.

(dum dum dum)bigredweirdo wholikesbigredweirdoooos iamabigredweirdo imaweirdooo...(continue lyrics the same way)

..."Really?" "Now why would I have such a silly name like that? I'm really... ASTRONANNELID!" "Cool. Can I have your autograph?" "No." Now let's get back to Mr. Wormest. At the time he was...

...798 J-Klemps past 67 Frotto...

...when he saw(dum dum dum)abigredweirdo wholikesbigredweirdos ilikebigredweirdos iamabigredweirdo that made him...(call the weirdo awii for short)

...say: "I don't like flying plates on my grass get it away!" Then, the offenced aliens were bombarding Mr. Wormest to dust when suddenly his young little 5 yr. old girl stuck her hand in the lazer cannon saying: "Peace, EH!?" (...)

...Well, when ualiP and the rest of the Evils(name for reverses of screenames) show up, we'll take over the 7-11 across the street!''. It was evident that the little girl was the commander of the Evils, and she mutated into a stinky...

...little girl, who mutated into another stinky little girl, who mutated into... Meh, you get the idea. Soon after that, the...

#Big Red-#

"WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP ABOUT BIG RED WEIRDOS?! IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT I HAVE TO LOOK AFTER MY BABY SISTER!" "Well why didn't you say so?"

#Big Red (BEEP!)
Who likes Big Red (BEEP!)...#

If only these characters...

...could make sense of Wormgod the pointless reporter's post, :eek: then they would tear off a hunk o' Superblob, offered by SuperBlob in his "Hunks o' me are free" speech, which turned into a little...

...dot, just like a full stop. Suddenly, Mount Yabbadabbadoo exploded, leaving some marks which looked like this:

M M M M M
MM MM MM MM
M M M M M M M
MM MM
M M M

There were some more marks, but they got erased by the explosion. Some more pointless remarks, from WormGod the pointless reporter. Over to you, whoever you are. ...

...dot, just like a full stop. Suddenly, Mount Yabbadabbadoo exploded, leaving some marks which looked like this:

M M M M M
MM MM MM MM
M M M M M M M
MM MM
M M M

There were some more marks, but they got erased by the explosion. Some more pointless remarks, from WormGod the pointless reporter. Over to you, whoever you are. ...by spam reporter I meant forum reporting

...Wormgod, this is the ghost of the long dead SEGZ. I like touching people's...

...*****." What did you just say? "I said I like touching people's *****." Can we cut this off for like, 5 minutes or so? Thanks.

And so, that concludes the dinner-time news. Thanks to everyone who watched. We'll see you at midnight.

.:NEW STORY:.

Once upon a time, The Spoon...

...The next day, the manic mailman hijacked a bus and drove it to the city of...

...Aberdeen, where he had a very sudden poo in the bushes. Then he said "This story is boring, I want the old one!", so this very story changed back to the old one...

..::OLD STORY::..

..."Bleh!" someone suddenly said...

...after Scotworm got the ingenious idea from Fwd. Adm. to eat his bagpipes. Now whenever Scotworm farted, his bagpipes would play a mysterious song. It was the *fart* plorpt song that summoned the great and awesome...

...Jnjkdflbjfdksbfhkjglireutkureiofrjegrihbgcx. Now Whoever-I-just-said was...

...puking at the moment that you asked his name, so when he repeated his name, it was actually...

...Kyronbjdfkkhghejruthhdfdjbhfhdjskbhjasjhazzjzjz jzjzjzsdjkdffeireirhyhafldjgdhfgnjfkdjbfujghjvfisf islfegbyulfjewiudegbhwaelhreiglbfhjgipfjbvfkbghbuv jvnfhfvgbfhjrhuiflhdnfvjdgburfjnrjijfdohruygbrhglb fhlshjgnlfjghrsnjssdfi. "What the ******* ****!?" said Bobby Bonjoe. "Kyronbjdfkkhghejruthhdfdjbhfhdjskbhjasjhazzjzjzjzj zjzsdjkdffeireirhyhafldjgdhfgnjfkdjbfujghjvfisfisl fegbyulfjewiudegbhwaelhreiglbfhjgipfjbvfkbghbuvjvn fhfvgbfhjrhuiflhdnfvjdgburfjnrjijfdohruygbrhglbfhl shjgnlfjghrsnjssdfi," said You-Know-Who. "I still don't understand a word you're saying, Mr. Kyronbjdfkkhghejruthhdfdjbhfhdjskbhjasjhazzjzjzjzj zjzsdjkdffeireirhyhafldjgdhfgnjfkdjbfujghjvfisfisl fegbyulfjewiudegbhwaelhreiglbfhjgipfjbvfkbghbuvjvn fhfvgbfhjrhuiflhdnfvjdgburfjnrjijfdohruygbrhglbfhl shjgnlfjghrsnjssdfi." ...

...Wormgod must have WAY too much free time, so meet my friend Mr. cnauisrnfpiunfdkjasdnciuaernfioencui dm asdcsdcsjd-ckasjdncalskjdnfscjkn PhD.

Mr. cnauisrnfpiunfdkjasdnciuaernfioencui dm asdcsdcsjd-ckasjdncalskjdnfscjkn PhD was sitting in the garden having a...

...nice cup o' orange poo with a...

...sword in his right hand, which he used to slice his cat's head off. Then he used the cat's blood for...

...luring Martian into his...

...carboard box of DOOOOOM!! The cardboard box of DOOOOOM!! is a cardboard box that...

...runs to a galaxy far, far away, in search of a(n)...

... purple rabbit to use as his right-hand man in his World Domination plans! After the cardboard box has found a purple rabbit, he continues onward until he reaches...

...the teletubbies visiting Fwd. Adm.'s website that he made called homestarrunner.com(hint, hint!) The teletubbies were destroying 4 year olds minds when...

When their producer said: "That's IT! No-more the four of you in my kids channel - AGAIN! And the poor, poor lot was thrown out of the 50th floor window from the producers' office, leaving 4 round flat anshoby pizzas on the side-walk below. UH-OH! ...

...said one of the pizzas. "La, la, la, la, whoopiedoopedie- PIZZA!" cried Pigeon, as he ate the Teletubies with one bite. Suddenly, a voice said "Suddenly, a voice said 'Suddenly, ...

... a voice said 'I like poopies'!" Suddenly, a flying cow came soaring through the air and then crashed into a Coca-Cola truck. Then Coca-Cola spilled out everywhere causing a flood of Coca-Cola! Suddenly, Super Man came along and...

...slipped on the Coca Cola! "Mmm... Cola..." he said, licking the Coca Cola! "Enough with the Coca- PIZZA!" said the...

...most evil santa costume maker ever born...

...and he also went on to star in a hit homoerotic movie, titled "The Realm to the Backdoor". After years of movie-making, the most evil santa costume maker ever born retired. SUDDENLY...

...Martian, Fwd. Adm., WormGod, SuperBlob, Pigbuster, beaver2009, $orcerer, and pilot62 ran up to Mr. Toadhole and shouted...

..."BLEH!!!!"...

...so loud that it shook the...

...whole Solar System. This caused the aliens from Mars to get very angry and attack the Earth. But the Earth was saved from a giant armadillo that used its armour to protect the Earth from the aliens' spaceships and flying saucers. The giant armadillo suddenly exploded, causing the Earth's destruction. Only one human being survived, and he...

...was barfing in a toilet which had survived as well. At that moment an alien bought a pair of slippers from eSpace...

...Which was getting sued by eBay,(AKA, hdsgfjgdvudfgdsuifguewgnhfjsgsokldgbfkdhsldbdjkdbg didvdhdvh), for name, with the help of Mr. Speed Camera ( :eek: )...

...Ripple, Simon Cowel and a Monkey called Kebab. Then Preasure's Random Crap Generator exploded...

...causing millions of androids all over the Earth to malfunction. This malfunction caused them to go on a bloody rampage of revenge, kind of like Kill Bill. But none of that made sense since the Earth had exploded previously so the androids went on a bloody rampage on... er... the Moon. The Moon people had to do something to save their civilization! So they...

...they went to watch a pirate copy of 'Bo Selecta', which turned out to be Barbie And The Nutcracker...

...which didn't save their civilization at all, but in the end was a thrilling yet exciting movie about Barbie. They had to kill themselves after they had made this terrible review of a terrible movie, which resulted in...

...extreme cases of...

...extreme deathes of the extreme people of the extreme moon in the extreme solar system which can be found on the extreme galaxy along with the other extreme galaxies in the exteme universe. Get the picture already? Good. Now, continue.

...EXTREMELY!!!...

...Dude! (skater-accent)... now enough off-topic. go back to story mode.

...'I say!' said the old man/cyborg in the top left-back-center of the roof, 'I feel all floppy, what!', he drawled mythologically to the feline dog over in the under...

...'I say!' said the old man/cyborg in the top left-back-center of the roof, 'I feel all floppy, what!', he drawled mythologically to the feline dog over in the under...world, where the teletubbies were spawned from. As robograndpa was talking on and on, Barney attacked, sending waves of stinky yellow...

...BoohBaahs over Billy-JimBobs...

...copy of W:A. This made Billy JimBob very angry, causing him to turn an odd reddish...(something besides color)

...fried hatchet...

...that got fried by the ULTIMATE URINE SAMPLES INC. slogan, 'steep prices and treeeees.' meanwhile, SEGZ's ghost was plotting revenge against...

...the Heeby-Jeebis that had killed him, so he used the following methos of thinking:..

...but unfortunately, he didn't have a brain, so he couldn't think, so he just danced around a bit shouting curse words at people passing by. In the end, the police arrested him for crap dancing and sentenced him to ten years in a jail cell made of jelly, which he stupidly didn't eat to get himself free. After his ten year sentence, the dancing cursing idiot was released from prison, where he went on to...

...steal one of those huge arcade game machines. Here's a copy of his plot...(everyone who replies to this say about a sentence or two of the plan)

An excerpt of the plot: "I, crappy dancer, ..." (...)

will dance myself to death and....

...eat a bowl of hamsters... with tomato ketchup!" After he had outlined his plan many times with great concentration, he recognised that he couldn't steal one of those huge arcade machines with this crappy plans. He had a nervous breakdown, and soon killed himself out of depression. I'm not sure how a ghost can kill himself, but he did! So shut it! Before he had killed himself, he slept with a donkey and made it pregnant. After 9 months, the pregnant donkey gave birth to a human/donkey hybrid, called Megan. It was actually a male, but it's stupid donkey mother made him keep his name like that. Soon, Megan went on to...