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...And a new member came with 1000 post already...

...and bought a FISHY LASER and shot Oscar daid...

and sb got stoned to death for using a..uh THE word...

Then the evil infection infected SB, Cisken1 and DARkbeaky,

but it coudn't infect cisken since he got stoned to death, on the other hand darkbeaky got flamed to hell for not ready the whole story, but later he was sent back to earth to...

to say that appocolipse hasd 1,337 posts or is at this moment 1337! w00t!

to say that appocolipse hasd 1,337 posts or is at this moment 1337! w00t!

lol OMG apo! you 1337 |)|_||)3!!!!!

...and also to say the world was about to end, but that was not that important because we all had a good laugh at...

...Preasures friends unusual MOLE. It's shaped like the Mona Lisa, complete with frame and velvet rope.

... while the enimes were attacking ep, he went to nitnedo.com so they cant get him...

but preasure fused a soft fruit of doom at nintendo.com....

... And blew the world up. Meanwhile, in Cute Hell, The Super Pink Cute Fluffy Bunny of Doom was finally nearing completion...

..and after the blast in nintendo.com, mario was upset and went to team17.com...

...but anders339, his clone,.......

...was annihillated by all the plotholes and discontinuity timewarp anomales, which resulted in attention being drawn back to the Super Pink Cute Fluffy Bunny of Doom...

When EP saw the news, he explded the whole internet...

...but only team17.com survives....

... due to the indefatigable power of Plotholes and Discontinuity Timewarp Phenomena, which then restored the entire internet and DREW EVERONE'S ATTENTION TO THE SUPER PINK CUTE FLUFFY BUNNY RABBIT OF DOOM WHICH WAS ALMOST READY TO DESTROY THE ENTIRETY OF CREATION. ...

...but EP isn't dumb as he was. He let up all the darksiders in the plannet. Team17.com was doomed and had noware to go. The fruit of doom was no match. Everybody died, and then all he darksiders went

...to K^2, and asked him....

'so you are dead, cool' but Sel came up...

... an told K^2 to make an army to destroy the Lightsiders. Fortunately, the good ol' Plothole made them disappear, and brought the T17 forum and all the Lightsiders that were killed in it back to life. The End.

I will start the other strory!

One day, a worms world party fan was arguing beetween a w2 one..

End, not! everything came back to life after a non killing volcanic eruption...

And they build a city....

AGAIN! somone else posts just before me!

Sorry!
But that ´s not quite important. Back to the story.

mine or yours.... :confused: :confused:

... And then everything was destroyed by an Anti-Time Anomale (I won't even try to exlain this, it's too complicated). The End.

My story! NoW!

WWP fan was arguing to W2 one..

That W2 was better than WWP, then they Blew up. The End.

This was a quite SHORT story!!!

stop it, lawd.

Not the end. W2 fan asked said w2 was better for weapons

what!?!?!? that made no sense to me, but if it is what i think it is.
so then there was a pile of explosives in a pickup truck...

...that exploded. The End.

ok new story!
once upon a time lawd died from everyone beating him up...

... but he didn't because he didn't exist. The End.

Lawd, you are an idiot.

ur just ruining other peoples fun...

Lawd, you are an idiot.
*points to Signature*
You're the idiot, numbnuts.

Sorry, but you are spoiling our fun! Please don´t do that again!

Fine. New Story.
One day when worsfan was walking through the woods, he came upon a pack of wolves and was eaten by them. ...

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but then superblob and apoc and all the lightsiders came and rescued me.....

...then EP accdently exploded apoc...

and digestive biscuits fell from the sky!

... and everyone said "oh, what a pity" and they went off through the forest, until they saw a strange glowing platform. ...

'EP said 'platfrom?' and ran to it... but he exploded himself... then a darksider appered

... at which point Tigris appeared on the platform, killed the Darksider and said "hi...

..."hi, you few lightsiders.....

he charged EP health a hotspatal. and ep said 'were am I?'

...and hi, you psychotic polystrenomaniacs!" ...

AGH!!!!!!!! shouted everyone....

...and they were so scared, that.....

a giant tub of custard was poured over them to...

to trap 'em In a cage. Then they were stuck to a wall.

...Since there was no '...' after EP's post, 'wall.' was obviously an acronym for...

Wet Awful Light Lingerie...

... which wormsfan happened to be wearing at the time...

...which sent the Death Star into orbit around the Enterprise, which made absolutely no sense. ...

..EP went out of the wall, and freed the others. 'lets get outta here! said E...

...nterprise, The Starship. It got shot down by a Tinobulain warship, and...

... only just managed to survive the impact on the planet it was orbiting at the time...

..all lightsiders went to earth home, but a monster grabbed every one exept Fwd. Adm...

..., who was luckily 'President-for-the-trillisecond', meaning he had ultimate command of the USA's nuclear armament. A-sploosh. ...

... Gzhunk, gzhunk... gzhunk, gzhunk, gzhunk, gzhunk, gzhunk-unku-unk-unk-unk-unk VROOM! ...

Totally random, but I felt like saying it. A point if you can tell me where that sound effect is from.

... Gzhunk, gzhunk... gzhunk, gzhunk, gzhunk, gzhu, gzhunk-unku-unk-unk-unk-unk VROOM! ...

Totally random, but I felt like saying it. A point if you can tell me where that sound effect is from.Um...a Harley-Davidson motorcycle?

...and the thing that made that weird noise was obliterated by the Snotlings of...

Grrr! Someone posted before me! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

O...kay... (freak).

Ep_guy!... :p

(this message was deleted my a mod)

STOP IT.

...the Anglo-Saxon empire of...

... KILLINGNESS! ...

*realises he hasn't posted here for a while*

...which was trademarked by...

Kill kill kill...

... AND EVERYBODY DIED. The enD

... When the doctor showed up in his TARDIS...

ahh... it's good to be back!

...and sat and watched Doctor Who, whom everyone is talking about tonight just because the daleks were back. And there was only one anyway. Plus I thought the lighting was rather shoddy. And another thing....

... ORCS INVADED ENGLAND! OE NOES! But Tigris Portaled to the Great Country (this was back in Arthurian times, by the way) and Began to Hurls All kinds of Sorceries at them, Fireballs, Lightning bolts, Ice bolts, and summoning the Winds of Northrend to Annihillate the Invaders. By the time Arthur and his lot got there there was nothing left but charred and chilled corpses. ...

I didn't see Dr. Who last night. :( Ah, well, I guess I'll have to ask my sister for her tape again.

which reeked of puke :p

...and month old coffee...

whitch then they came alive as flesh eating zombies though you had a lightsaber...

...bayonet for your laser Kalashnikov of DOOM. And then the Jedi Squirrels...

leaped onto funny hover nut things...

...and destroyed all major landmarks around the world..

everyone got cross...

...and crossed till they were cross again. Now...

when this happens...

...everyone is cross at them being cross at being cross...

at being...

...cross at being cross...

at being cross with this loop...

of being cross...


hey 2ap 404 posts lol

PS ive you dont get the joke you are thick

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twoapenny has entered the forum

so it ended abruptly...

...with the rambuctious protagonist of the Sherlock Holmes series a-sploding and...

leading to the fans being cross about...

... something that was awesomly...

...cool that made everyone cross because...

My new avater is the bomb

And tuke kid was so proud from his avatar that...

...That Danworm went insane trying to run away from the imp...

Cuse it was just too cool for him to look at
(AK IS THE BEST)

...but the a WHOLE cohort of cyborgs destroyed tuke_kid...

And Fwd. Adm. was stoned to death for using a-splode, and so was Cisken for just using it...

But the coolness of my avater brought me and cisken back to life

and cisken went all "OMG OMG OMG, I GOT RESURECTED, I SAW A WHITE TUNNEL!!!" and slapped Tuke in the face for no reason untill...

... he blew up. The End.

NEW STORY

Once upon a time, The Guardian of Forever...

Note: It's just The Guardian of Forever. Not The Guardian of Forever Pinkness or anything like that.

...Pinkness...
*hides* Sorry, I couldn't resist :p

... made SuperBlob explode. The End.

REWIND

The Guardian of Forever...

...Pinkness...
*runs to bomb shelter*

was very pink...
*runs and knocks on superblob's bomb shelter door to see if there was anymore space in there*

*bomb explodes inside shelter*

FAST FORWARD...

...and THAT'S how Fwd took over the world by training ninja gerbils...

REWIND... fwd. adm. went into a coma and had a beautiful dream... :p

FAST FORWARD

The end. :lol:

Welcome, Terragame.

...Once upon a time there was a little ducky poo named JAMAWL who was drinking some Snapple. ...

... a drink that tasted almost, but not quite, completely unlike apples...

, and he proceeded to eat a bucket of prosthetic limbs.

..., so he took an orange and chucked it at...

...EP_Guy, who had been getting on everyone's nerves and had vanished in a puff of Terragame...

..., 's deformed...

...nose, and hit EP_Guy on the...

...Fzort. The Fzort is a major organ that...

...recycles the oil in a salmons bile duct into petrol. Essensial ammong the salmon-eating, petrol-excreting F.I.G.S. of western Uzbekistan.

...This, of course, happened during the 80's, when the Russian Commusnist regime was in full swing. ...

Please read my sig...

dancing...

oy! I AM NOT Terragame! :mad: :mad: honest :mad: :mad:

where did that come into play? noone said you were

Offtopic: Plz, they did only a joke. Calm down.
Ontopic: . But they dont knowed that an incredibly horrible...

...pink pigeon, who keeps on crashing into objects until...

..it made a dive trough the air...

... and died in a plothole. The End.

GAULORSH!
POW BLAM KABOOM! ...

... a drink that tasted almost, but not quite, completely unlike apples...
Blatantly Hitchiker's Guide.

said the guy with the 5 nipples in his poohouse of death...

until i exclaimew WTF?

oy! I AM NOT Terragame! :mad: :mad: honest :mad: :mad:Wrong thread, and until I see proof, then I can only assume that you are. PM me if you still want to continue this argument, or have some sense and end it now.

...and chug 14 cans of motor fluid. ...

...after this he rang up his mum...

and said:"You´re....

...a great big...

dirty worm, so....

...I would now like to say...

...that sleds make a great alternative to thermonuclear weapons. ...

...And that orange juice is actually worm poo...

...and that TG should right-click Fwd's avatar and use it for himself before Fwd changes it...

into a steaming pile of bones...

..., the last remains of an ancient society of...

...BSDFADFGF's, which stood for...

zinconia...

And Saying Wtf?

so then tuke_kid skipped down to the corner shop in a very gay fashion...

...And Died THE END

...And Died THE ENDOF THE VALLEY OF WORMS" was what the sign of this amazingly huge valley's dead end read, when johnny g., grand-grand-son of boggy b. reached it...

(hehehe! :D)

...OF THE VALLEY OF WORMS" was what the sign of this amazingly huge valley's dead end read, when johnny g., grand-grand-son of boggy b. reached it...Niiiice.

...he encountered a big, yellow...

...slimeball with a piece of torn paper next to it reading "EP_G".
johnny g. said to himself "well, i can't read the rest of the note, so fúck it!" and blasted it away with a well aimed shot of his bazooka, resulting in a health point loss of 44 (!).
johnny g. turned around an started to squirm back out of the long, looooong valley of worms...

...slimeball with a piece of torn paper next to it reading "EP_G".
johnny g. said to himself "well, i can't read the rest of the note, so fúck it!" and blasted it away with a well aimed shot of his bazooka, resulting in a health point loss of 44 (!).
johnny g. turned around an started to squirm back out of the long, looooong valley of worms......where he met an old Salvation Army man, who was twitching in pain. He later exploded in a plume of...

...ostrich feathers and turkish delight.

...Causing a mass irruption of leeks and beetroot...

volcanos....

...are tall mystifal mountains which eat avacadoes...

annd pants

w00t #300!

in the middle of a gay strip party... :eek:

..there lived a little hamster stripper named Jack...

the hamster stripper, who has an ulhealty glue sniffing habit because he...

...spoke like a robot *beep*....

...took a nose of glue and said: "beep!", when suddenly...

...a ball of fluff went up his nose and ate all his bogies...

...before crapping them out as angry skunks. But the Vics Vaporub clearared that right up, so...

...He desided to go sky diving in...

..and so he left to the airport, but suddenly..

the plane started, and this was his last chance to....

...be killed by a low flying umbrella...

before i shot...

before i shot...
a cucumber

(sorry I'm being random today)

...that was actually remote controlled by Cory the Idiot-man...

who was hit by the blowthrough shotgun shots from...

...the Squirrel of DOOM and his uber-whale shotgun attachment and fig grenades.

EDIT: This is post 1108. I joined the forum on the 11/08. Neat, eh?

...and an evil mass murdering hedgehog named...

...cinoS...

:D

...called a giant banana.....

...to do some...

...mayhem on the roads...

[QUOTE=Preasure]...the Squirrel of DOOM and his uber-whale shotgun attachment and fig grenades.

after Preasure said DooM (DooM ha..)

...mayhem on the roads...
So tha giant banana started to do magic tricks on the road.

So tha giant banana started to do magic tricks on the road.
after Preasure said DooM (DooM ha..)

and the evil squirrel with a monobrow for no reason said fear my polo of doom and pulled out a super bannana

and threw it down a toilet...

...so the toilet said thanks Brad...

and regurgetated all over the floor...

...THE END. One day a grass leaf called jim got trodden on...

not the end!
the floor was very very wet, so when a worm came along...

...he falled down and.....

not the end!
the floor was very very wet, so when a worm came along...
waaaaaaa? I announced the end anyway
...Jim often ate ants...

yeh but sometimes people want to carry on with the story... i tried to end a story once, but noone let me because they wanted to carry on...

double post edit

...he falled down and.....
got his face splatted on the floor. the almighty god worm guy said...

...''You shall not pass.''...

..but the worm cried and did all...

he could to say "i cant anyway my face has been splatted on the ground!"...

...and i have 3 legs...

said a spider...

...with 3 legs...

...and two blue heads..

...he barely can...

...suck tomatoes anymore unlike the good old days of...

worms directors cut for Amiga (Now for 0.01€! Purchase now!)...

or don't and be much better off...

...and then came along a man eating duck...

....and said:"I love duck!....

...then he stated roasting the duck...

on a hot dog....

made of poo

and a large pink gorilla

...ate the blue lion...

which pooed out a army of ants

...and they all ate him...
p.s. trodo check ure Private messages!!

..because they was bored. And..

.....a metamorphisis man came and.......

ate bombs....

..what caused a huge..

...cabbage............

....bombing raid....

...to start dancing...

around huge buildings, called....

noahs arks

...and citadels from oriental theme...

.....cowboys came and knocked these down with......

...a chocolate bar the size of las vagas...

.....so the ants ate that.......

...and died, asking themselves one last question: "WHY THE HELL HAS NOBODY EVEN TRIED TO TRANSLATE MY LEET POST???!!!"

anyway, wassup guys?

you were at 1337 posts making you 1337! now you are not. fool.

FOOL! Cried the rabbits, as Joeage poked the sleeping Darkside Owl.

...The Owl, who was chucking rat regurgitions left and right, was disturbed by the poke. Therefore, it...

...it shouted that it had been 1337 for a whole week and had enough of it, so he posted again, making him 1339 wich is..

Where were you, Apoc?

...'leeg', or something. Leeg was obviously an Indo-Dravidian term for...

...leeg, or e-league. Like leet, but more 1337. t00w! denwp! r0x0r?

... ...yeah. Now shata'pa you face' yelled...

...get off my turf you cheeky little mongrels!!!...

Tg that makes no sense after fwd's post...
... ...yeah. Now shata'pa you face' yelled...
mr fringeringalopadopatiggerwiggersmoochientingalikei toiununcle...

Tg that makes no sense after fwd's post....
yes it does!?! :rolleyes:
mr fringeringalopadopatiggerwiggersmoochientingalikei toiununcle...
does this?!? :rolleyes:

look at this...
...yeah. Now shata'pa you face' yelled get off my turf you cheeky little mongrels!!

now look at this...
Now shata'pa you face' yelled mr fringeringalopadopatiggerwiggersmoochientingalikei toiununcle...

it's fine!!!

oh! i see ehat you mean! Now shata'pa you face' is not a name, that is what he is saying! :rolleyes:

oh! i see ehat you mean! Now shata'pa you face' is not a name, that is what he is saying! :rolleyes:
ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh thanks 4 clearing that up!! okay
...who had never seen a duck...

and so was shot down by the "see a duck or die" patrol...

....so at mrfringer......'s funeral a green man yelled....

''Prepare to eat bacon you slimey toad''...

...while sitting behind a fire, in qwich he baked bacon for the toad...

..and he suddenly started to..

...sneeze at random intervals...

...until his nose broke open, revealing a perfect replica of the Starship Enterprise made completely out of squirrell intestines.

...At this point a purple hamster, with a belly the size of a very big peanut, came down from planet 'Lardy fats' exclaiming...

...peanuts, chocolate coated raisins, raisins is a good mix...

...Whilst being stabbed by a Sharp tea mug...

that smelled very, very....