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wormKING
5 Mar 2005, 19:22
XD lawd could you change that a bit so it fits the story :p

Apocalypse
5 Mar 2005, 19:38
...and then wormgod realized whil he wus falling, that it wus apocalypse who had cut his diaper off....but then that same apoc turned into wormgod, so he was a cloning-robot, who cloned worms...

wormKING
5 Mar 2005, 19:45
"damned you" said wormgod

LightWorm
5 Mar 2005, 20:30
... and whiped out his...

Apocalypse
5 Mar 2005, 20:35
...big enemy, but failed to...

WormGod
5 Mar 2005, 21:37
...wipe out the creator of evilness, Evil Creator of Evilness. Just then SuperBlob posted something on the Team17 forum. It read:

"I love you, some say you love me."

By an astonishing coincidence...

LightWorm
6 Mar 2005, 07:53
... this was echoed in all worms clans and forums around the world. And the person responcible was...

WormGod
6 Mar 2005, 08:06
...Baratron Haxor...

Scotworm
6 Mar 2005, 10:01
...the person who invented weenie car-mobiles...

WormGod
6 Mar 2005, 10:26
...and the £10 Neutronizer. ...

Wormyx
6 Mar 2005, 13:20
...got really tired, and...

Apocalypse
6 Mar 2005, 14:32
...slept till he woke up, wich was in the middle of...

LightWorm
6 Mar 2005, 15:12
... "The Mummy"...

Apocalypse
6 Mar 2005, 15:37
...so he was so shocked, he got a heart attack and died...

E-102 Worm
6 Mar 2005, 20:05
...and he was wrapped up like a mummy...

Wormyx
6 Mar 2005, 20:09
... by his mommy, who...

wormKING
6 Mar 2005, 20:23
was actualy a mummy...

Wormyx
6 Mar 2005, 20:33
...but didn't want to admitt it. She said: "I have a..."

LightWorm
6 Mar 2005, 21:17
... "cunning plan Baldrik!"...

Lawd
6 Mar 2005, 21:23
... and her plan was to kidnap world leaders, tie them up in her dungeon and tickle torture them! MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAJHRLIATUVGHYSOIDUTGHSUIDHGTCNDUAY HGCJYHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Ahem...

WormGod
7 Mar 2005, 07:25
... Erm. Line? ...

Apocalypse
7 Mar 2005, 12:55
ACK! I forgot my line, *searches for script* Ah, mumblemumblemumble... I will take...

E-102 Worm
7 Mar 2005, 14:06
...this mummy and shove it in 'The Museum of...

Apocalypse
7 Mar 2005, 14:19
...the mummy", for commercials, I will use this sentence: "The Mummy Reaturns"...

LightWorm
7 Mar 2005, 16:32
... on june 10th 2099 and a 1/2

WormGod
7 Mar 2005, 19:03
...point to WormGod for needing 10 posts to reach 700! :p ...

Preasure
7 Mar 2005, 19:09
...and enough points to make you really ill to Preasure for just being me.

Apocalypse
7 Mar 2005, 19:26
But even more posts needed to beat my count...

Fwd. Adm.
7 Mar 2005, 19:59
...because sometimes gross stuff is funny. Moving on...

Apocalypse
7 Mar 2005, 20:14
...worm 1 saw this huge explosion, and thought: is this the same nuclear explosion as the one on page 1?!?...

Fwd. Adm.
7 Mar 2005, 20:21
...And then the guacamole EXPLAWDED! And...and then it explawded again, and...

LightWorm
7 Mar 2005, 20:39
... gota few oddlooks as...

Fwd. Adm.
7 Mar 2005, 21:12
...the little duck ate some prosthetic limbs a big...

LightWorm
7 Mar 2005, 21:17
...Purple Dinosaur named...

Fwd. Adm.
7 Mar 2005, 21:18
...Barney Purple Alf, who was eating a big...

Made in
7 Mar 2005, 21:21
...purple crayon pen...

Fwd. Adm.
7 Mar 2005, 21:22
...purple crayon pen...A crayon pen. Wonderful.

...which EXPLAWDED!...

Wormyx
8 Mar 2005, 06:59
... into tiny, tiny pieces...

LightWorm
8 Mar 2005, 07:47
... about 3 mm big...

Apocalypse
8 Mar 2005, 09:16
...bits of meatloaf slices...

Cisken1
8 Mar 2005, 09:32
...who then got drugged by...

LightWorm
8 Mar 2005, 09:39
... xXSpiderXx and...

Apocalypse
8 Mar 2005, 10:11
...alcohol, filled with some XTC, weed and...

Cisken1
8 Mar 2005, 10:18
...Flancrustaions! Meanwhile Cisken1 was enjoying a nice warm...

wormKING
8 Mar 2005, 12:42
.....roasting, and he was the one being roasted.....

Tuke_Kid
8 Mar 2005, 12:54
...By little native worms who...

wormKING
8 Mar 2005, 13:11
were roasting tuke_kid also...

Scotworm
8 Mar 2005, 13:12
...along with wild chicken-boar...

wormKING
8 Mar 2005, 13:13
..and scottworm..

Apocalypse
8 Mar 2005, 14:50
...was killed by AK (again for the 7th time?) for no apparent reason...

Cisken1
8 Mar 2005, 15:12
...she also free cisken and the other worms from begin roasted, but killed them herself! Splapp was so amused by this site he...

Apocalypse
8 Mar 2005, 15:16
...quickly took his sketchbook and drew the entire scene, posted it on the T17 forums and...

Cisken1
8 Mar 2005, 15:19
...ate a pack of cheesy poofs with gin...

Apocalypse
8 Mar 2005, 15:36
...and tonic, with alot of gin and a bit of tonic...

Cisken1
8 Mar 2005, 15:40
...and a stinky 2 year old fishhead!

Apocalypse
8 Mar 2005, 16:14
But after he drunk it, he died because the stinky fishhead was rotten till the bone....

E-102 Worm
8 Mar 2005, 16:45
...because everyone ignored it after those years. Why? It was a Nuclear Fish (don't ask)...

Apocalypse
8 Mar 2005, 16:55
Anyway, worm 1 was blinded by the explosion he saw (the explosion came out of nowhere), so he went to the doctor and asked him...

Made in
8 Mar 2005, 17:05
...Why the sky is pink with white spots...

W00t! Post Nş 600! :D 666 Coming on! :D

:D

Preasure
8 Mar 2005, 19:15
...and he said "No. Its pink with blue spots, fool!"

Apocalypse
8 Mar 2005, 20:23
but they were both wrong... because the ky suddenly highlighted, because I called for the ultimate weapon: ARMAGEDDON!!! All the worms had to seek...

LightWorm
9 Mar 2005, 11:29
... A Purple Donut...

E-102 Worm
9 Mar 2005, 12:33
...and some pink peanuts to stop this wormanity. But did it work though? Crazy enough, it did, and the worms celebrated and decided to go down to the local...

Apocalypse
9 Mar 2005, 12:48
...gunshop to capture Apocalypse, so they'd find out why he called for Armageddon...

Scotworm
9 Mar 2005, 13:13
...and so, all the worms who were unlucky enough to have pink dounts were oblitarated. Fortunately, everyone was forced to cary a purple donut al the time, so there were very little casualties...

Apocalypse
9 Mar 2005, 13:26
...but the worms that were related to the casualties bought guns and hunted Apocalypse, but...

LightWorm
9 Mar 2005, 16:34
... a pink Hefalump...

AndrewTaylor
9 Mar 2005, 16:38
...beat them to it and imprisoned him in its...

Swed Simon
9 Mar 2005, 17:06
...remorseful teenage feelings...

Scotworm
9 Mar 2005, 17:16
..about the Indian resteraunt at the end of the univeres...

Apocalypse
9 Mar 2005, 19:21
Now that they got Apocalypse in their jail, they started to question him...

Tuke_Kid
10 Mar 2005, 01:12
... about why he had started to...

Made in
10 Mar 2005, 02:04
...dress like Barney and for driving a pink car...

Tuke_Kid
10 Mar 2005, 02:12
... he said: "ill take it to the grave with me" so they shot him and...

LightWorm
10 Mar 2005, 06:30
... stabed him with a...

Swed Simon
10 Mar 2005, 07:15
...Apple Sword...

My work here is done now.

Cisken1
10 Mar 2005, 07:20
...wich a-sploded (so overused...) into...

Swed Simon
10 Mar 2005, 07:30
... a brand new Apple Sword with a cute little bow tie...

WormGod
10 Mar 2005, 08:14
...which said "Fufigsidfhgssjtgikhjriohjriusohusiohuouisyeutihrej tgurhugykieuitugjifugrgpoekrmutgoerdrjgneyudxhgrey ghreuyehhu," all the way home.

LightWorm
10 Mar 2005, 11:43
:-/ ... So any way Worm God made a...

Tuke_Kid
10 Mar 2005, 12:41
... Can of coke and he...

Apocalypse
10 Mar 2005, 12:47
...gave it to Apocalypse, so he would survive, even with all his wounds. He then escaped to...

AndrewTaylor
10 Mar 2005, 12:52
...find that his house had burned down because he'd left the gas on.

Tuke_Kid
10 Mar 2005, 12:58
... he was then gunned down by some random phyco from the local aslum. After killing him the Phyco....

Apocalypse
10 Mar 2005, 13:05
...was killed by Apocalypse, because he didn't know Apoc had a bulletproof vest on. So, after regaining his freedom he planned to kill...

AndrewTaylor
10 Mar 2005, 13:11
...some time playing Tetris Attack on his pet rock's wris****ch, because that made about as much sense as anything else that had happened so far. Unfortunately,..

(edit: yes, I forgot about that wonderful feature of vB)

Scotworm
10 Mar 2005, 13:15
...the window was melded closed...

Apocalypse
10 Mar 2005, 15:16
...so he had to do something else, like killing...

Paul.Power
10 Mar 2005, 15:24
... some more time finding out what other games his pet rock had on its wris****ch. However, ...

Apocalypse
10 Mar 2005, 15:33
...it broke. So he had to try to kill...

Paul.Power
10 Mar 2005, 15:35
... time some other way, like counting all the bricks in the wall.

"Hmm, that's odd, there's a discrepancy", he thought...

Apocalypse
10 Mar 2005, 16:28
...but he just continued counting, ignoring the weird change of style...

E-102 Worm
10 Mar 2005, 16:35
...that has been affecting the worms for about 5 months now...

Apocalypse
10 Mar 2005, 16:45
Anyway, the angry mob still wanted to know why I had called for Armageddon, so they started to...

Fwd. Adm.
10 Mar 2005, 17:41
...launch French Sheep Strikes out of their...

Made in
10 Mar 2005, 18:24
...new Doom 3 Collector Edition's boxes...

60 posts left! :D

Apocalypse
10 Mar 2005, 19:02
...but unfortunately, when they launched their last one, they found out that they forgot to give them a target. So all those sheep just...

E-102 Worm
10 Mar 2005, 19:06
...ran amok across the city, wrecking anything in their path, even a fly. So Apocalypse knew that he was the only one that can stop this mayhem, but he...

Preasure
10 Mar 2005, 19:24
...Couldn't be bothered. So it was up to...

Apocalypse
10 Mar 2005, 19:28
...the angry mob that tried to get Apoc, so they started to shoot the sheep with...

E-102 Worm
10 Mar 2005, 20:12
...Homing Pigeons. They may be stupid, but they get the job done, and so they did.

LightWorm
10 Mar 2005, 20:13
... A Post-Pre-Retro-Neo-Genetic-Remutatisor...

Made in
10 Mar 2005, 20:16
Then suddenly Mr. ABC said to Mr. BCD...

Cisken1
10 Mar 2005, 20:26
... "there's a big hole in my flapdriver, wann come lick it?"

Tuke_Kid
10 Mar 2005, 20:36
... But mr BCD was too busy playing Doom 3 Collecters edition to listen so...

Cisken1
10 Mar 2005, 20:45
...his head a-splode

(what's with this doom3 thing???)

Tuke_Kid
10 Mar 2005, 22:49
... And got blood all over the coputer he was playing doom on...
(about doom me and made in (i think) are big fans, my avater is even DooM! we just like it)

LightWorm
11 Mar 2005, 06:11
... a 63 1/2 old computer, which was half broken...

Apocalypse
11 Mar 2005, 12:43
...without a normal HDD. Anyway they mob still doesn't know why I clled for Armageddon, so they...
*tries really hard to get this thread on a topic, rather than 100 thousand topics*

Fwd. Adm.
11 Mar 2005, 17:39
...pistol-whipped Lightworm for thinking that computers were invebted 63 1/2 years ago. Then the little ducky poo Jamal got his own FISHY LAZOR!...

Made in
11 Mar 2005, 17:57
...and when he shot it made everyone get back to here (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=326626&postcount=1)...

wormKING
11 Mar 2005, 17:59
and then cisken died for no reason, and all the doom3 and farcray lovers converted to half-life two-inism

Apocalypse
11 Mar 2005, 20:03
...who then followed me to...

LightWorm
11 Mar 2005, 20:07
... The Werry Heart of Cute Hell!

E-102 Worm
11 Mar 2005, 20:09
...the North Pole, where a dark figure was planning to destroy every Holy Hand-Grenade. So the worms hurried. And what about poor Cisken? He was brought back to life by...

Wormyx
11 Mar 2005, 20:10
...But without any reason, the heart...

Made in
11 Mar 2005, 21:29
...of the CUTE HELL!!!...

Tuke_Kid
12 Mar 2005, 01:15
Exploded..................

Wormyx
12 Mar 2005, 08:18
...and that waesn't logical, because...

LightWorm
12 Mar 2005, 08:23
... Hearts don't explode and so...

Apocalypse
12 Mar 2005, 12:16
But they still folowed me, but I never wanted them to folow me, so I...

E-102 Worm
12 Mar 2005, 17:21
...used a teleport to get out of this predicament, but he actually appeared in a dangerous world called...

Lawd
12 Mar 2005, 18:06
...CUTE HELL! :eek:...

WormGod
12 Mar 2005, 18:37
...Oh wait, that's New Cute Hell. Anyway, he appeared there and...

LightWorm
12 Mar 2005, 18:50
... Was eaten by 17 1/2 foot tall...

Lawd
12 Mar 2005, 19:13
...weawwy cwute bunny wabbit!...

LightWorm
12 Mar 2005, 20:08
...owend by a Scoucer...

E-102 Worm
12 Mar 2005, 21:42
...by the name of Sgt. Fluffy...

SuperBlob
12 Mar 2005, 21:53
...who was killed by an oncoming bus. Then, a seeing dog named Sanchez went to eat Sgt. Fluffy's carcass, and was hit by a bus aswell...

wormKING
12 Mar 2005, 22:09
and then wormKING became king of worms and command K^2 to stop being so smart, splapp to release a new version of sigworminator, aku to start making worm comics and avs again, and all the av makers to make avs for him so i can say he made them :)

SuperBlob
12 Mar 2005, 22:11
...then everyone killed WormKING for...

wormKING
12 Mar 2005, 22:12
being such a great king, but then every1 noticed he wus immortal :)

SuperBlob
12 Mar 2005, 22:21
...and also pretty dumb for not realising that everyone ACTUALLY despised him, so they fired him into space... :rolleyes:

E-102 Worm
12 Mar 2005, 22:23
...and landed on Mars where some huge...

wormKING
12 Mar 2005, 22:27
worshiper starting bowing down to wormKING and fufilling all his wishes, including building a rocketship with missles to take over earth, which took 1 minute to build, AND NOTHING WENT RONG WITH THE ROCKET SHIP, AND EARTH WAS TAKEN OVER :)

double post edit

...and also pretty dumb for not realising that everyone ACTUALLY despised him, so they fired him into space... :rolleyes:

that one hurt :(

LightWorm
13 Mar 2005, 08:19
... but the moon was in the was so...

Preasure
13 Mar 2005, 09:38
wft?

...the cheese people found Wormking, venerated him as a god, then sacrificed his and scattered his ashes into a volcano. And there was much rejoycing.

wormKING
13 Mar 2005, 12:18
but then the cheese people realized that he was immortal, so they....

SuperBlob
13 Mar 2005, 12:24
...took him to an unescapeable parallel dimension...

wormKING
13 Mar 2005, 12:34
but since wormKING wus the one three three seeven three five seven worm ev4 he escaped...

Apocalypse
13 Mar 2005, 13:07
...but fell in the interdimensional portal and landed back in time, the time was the previous page, where the angry mob was chasing me, right before they...

wormKING
13 Mar 2005, 13:14
ate apocs brain, wormking saved him...

Made in
13 Mar 2005, 13:50
...then gone to Cute Hell and get converted to a Teletubie...

Apocalypse
13 Mar 2005, 13:57
...but the worms in cute hell had a god: Bloopy. After they saw wormKING in teletubie form, they...

LightWorm
13 Mar 2005, 14:22
... Kicked him in the balls with...

Apocalypse
13 Mar 2005, 14:25
Ouch!

...a big baseball bat, but not one made of wood, one made of the strongest material in the 9 universal dimensions. After he was hit, wormKING...

LightWorm
13 Mar 2005, 14:58
... Wined like a little girl...

E-102 Worm
13 Mar 2005, 15:09
...and started striking back with his XXXXXXXXL axe, which killed nearly everyone...

LightWorm
13 Mar 2005, 16:13
... exept for...

Apocalypse
13 Mar 2005, 16:49
...himself and the hot worm in jail, she was so thankful to wormKING, that she...

LightWorm
13 Mar 2005, 18:03
... Did not eat him...

Apocalypse
13 Mar 2005, 18:17
...because wormKING cut her hair off. Then she changed her mind and ate him anyway...

SuperBlob
13 Mar 2005, 18:59
...and there was much rejoicing.

LightWorm
13 Mar 2005, 19:54
...for the bionic monkies of...

Preasure
13 Mar 2005, 19:55
...Abbot Beyne were destroyed. Leaving only a mix of nut, bolts and proshetic monkey skin.

WormGod
13 Mar 2005, 20:51
...dipped in monkey sauce made out of monks' keys. ...

LightWorm
14 Mar 2005, 06:28
... which smelt like...

WormGod
14 Mar 2005, 06:52
...monkey sauce made out of monks' keys.

Apocalypse
14 Mar 2005, 08:54
And Preasure took his fork and ate it all! Then he...

wormKING
14 Mar 2005, 14:49
ate all the worms too! except wormKING he wus too cool

Apocalypse
14 Mar 2005, 15:00
wormKING has been eaten...
...because he was eaten. After he had eaten ALL the worms, he started to eat...

wormKING
14 Mar 2005, 15:06
himself............

Apocalypse
14 Mar 2005, 15:16
...starting with hiss tail, Preasure ate himself untill he died of severe loss of blood. The end.
all the worms are dead or eaten

Fwd. Adm.
14 Mar 2005, 18:12
...Meanwhile, cans of Coke were growing out of...

LightWorm
14 Mar 2005, 18:51
... Slick's hair(!!!)...

Scotworm
14 Mar 2005, 19:06
...who was still cowering in a corner on Ben Nevis...

LightWorm
14 Mar 2005, 19:21
... Due to seeing...

Preasure
14 Mar 2005, 19:57
...Lightworm naked. Preasure was promptly taken to a quiet room by the Sick Image Police.

Fwd. Adm.
14 Mar 2005, 20:01
..., where he was pistol-whipped by...

wormKING
14 Mar 2005, 20:19
a moneky, who then realised preasuer was dead already, that exact moment slick realized that worms didnt wear clothes...

Fwd. Adm.
14 Mar 2005, 20:23
...and that retards were fun to insult, and...

E-102 Worm
14 Mar 2005, 21:15
...they threw the retards to the local dump. Anway Slick also found something that was just too discusting, it was a small...

LightWorm
15 Mar 2005, 06:56
... Robotic worm, about 3 CM tall...

Apocalypse
15 Mar 2005, 09:38
...who called himself Dark Fadur...

Cisken1
15 Mar 2005, 10:50
and could a-splode monkeys with his tail

Apocalypse
15 Mar 2005, 15:13
...but was too lazy to move, so he slept himself to...

Cisken1
15 Mar 2005, 15:17
a green dude who a-sploded... (I like a-splode!)

E-102 Worm
15 Mar 2005, 15:19
...into a meatball (weird)...

Cisken1
15 Mar 2005, 15:24
and thus revived cisken and some other worms...

Apocalypse
15 Mar 2005, 15:41
...who then revived even more worms, thiscontinued untill...

Cisken1
15 Mar 2005, 15:42
ciskens helmet a-sploded...

Fwd. Adm.
15 Mar 2005, 17:24
...,causing severe cranial trauma to the hobo who he let borrow it, named Mr....

Cisken1
15 Mar 2005, 17:27
...HOBO! (what a suprise!) Cisken got the remains of his helmet back and glued them togheter with...












A SPLODE!!!!

LightWorm
15 Mar 2005, 18:19
... A monkey :D ...

Apocalypse
15 Mar 2005, 18:34
...'s dung, using nothing but crap to glue it. But due to severe brain damage he couldn't...

LightWorm
15 Mar 2005, 19:28
... tie his own...

Preasure
15 Mar 2005, 19:29
...tie. So his mum had to do it for him.

LightWorm
15 Mar 2005, 19:30
... and his mum was...

Cisken1
15 Mar 2005, 23:44
...a-sploded in 1996 so he was just dreaming all of this! Meanwhile a guy named Rose...

LightWorm
16 Mar 2005, 07:01
... stabed Cisken1 for the over use of A-sploded, meanwile in the African under world...

Cisken1
16 Mar 2005, 07:28
...somehting a-sploded (HA!) it was dirty harry's...

LightWorm
16 Mar 2005, 07:32
... mate Cisken!

Apocalypse
16 Mar 2005, 10:42
...sorry, wrong guy, it was mate Lightworm who a-sploded!

Cisken1
16 Mar 2005, 10:56
this is getting so ridiculous!

Meanwhile Splapp was visiting...

Apocalypse
16 Mar 2005, 10:59
...his friend, but when his friend took out the knife in Splapp's head he you guessed it a-sploded into fine bitses of...

Cisken1
16 Mar 2005, 11:09
...cow dung and horse anus...

Apocalypse
16 Mar 2005, 13:58
...and some bitses of brain too, combined with blood and...

E-102 Worm
16 Mar 2005, 14:07
...bits of the Super Sheep's cape and...

Cisken1
16 Mar 2005, 15:00
a-sploding a-splodes :p

LightWorm
16 Mar 2005, 15:51
... until reality a-sploaded the end...

Apocalypse
16 Mar 2005, 15:55
...with a really, really big A-SPLODING!!!! Meanwhile I was drinking my cup of tea, when...

LightWorm
16 Mar 2005, 16:18
... a colour co-ordonated Ninja squad attacked...

E-102 Worm
16 Mar 2005, 16:50
...with multi-coloured Shurikens (is that right spelling or not?) and...

Lawd
16 Mar 2005, 17:36
... did NOT a-splode into little tiny bits, but instead...

LightWorm
16 Mar 2005, 17:39
... turnd in to peaces off...

T_Magdi
16 Mar 2005, 18:16
...a-sploded in 1996 so he was just dreaming all of this! Meanwhile a guy named Rose...


1996???



supercalifragilisticexpialadouious

Fwd. Adm.
16 Mar 2005, 18:49
1996???It's supposed to be random. Following from Lightworm's post...

...solidified urine and bits of cheesy...

Cisken1
16 Mar 2005, 19:33
poofs, WHO A-SPLODED INTO 1996 and a big...

Fwd. Adm.
16 Mar 2005, 20:44
...guy named Bob wandered into the path of the 'Parade O' Elephants' and was stepped on. Bob popped like a grape and died...

LightWorm
16 Mar 2005, 20:52
... so his boady was...

Apocalypse
17 Mar 2005, 09:14
...rotting away while I was drinking my cup of tea. SO...

LightWorm
17 Mar 2005, 14:00
... Paul.Power...

Fwd. Adm.
17 Mar 2005, 18:18
...chugged cough syrup, leading to his untimely death...

LightWorm
17 Mar 2005, 18:51
... in a horible, yet quite humurous, way...

Preasure
17 Mar 2005, 19:26
..but his cough was cured!

Apocalypse
17 Mar 2005, 20:35
So AT quit drinking that, sat next to me and sipped his tea...

Cisken1
17 Mar 2005, 22:18
Causing him to a... (nah) spin around violently in the mother of the cookiedough Ms. ...

Apocalypse
18 Mar 2005, 13:01
...Espylacopa, who was about to make...

E-102 Worm
18 Mar 2005, 14:11
...huge Mud Pies, which was filled with REAL mud. All the worms didn't like them, but there is someone that absolutely loves them, and his name was *drumrolls*...

Apocalypse
18 Mar 2005, 15:17
...SUPERBLOB!!! Due to Superblob's endless hunger, he'll eat everything he can get, even the Mud pies made by...

Lawd
18 Mar 2005, 17:06
...Maggots and dung beetles...

Maggots... What do flies like to walk on...? Hehe.

Fwd. Adm.
18 Mar 2005, 17:26
...and Fwd. Adm. spilled liquid nitrogen into his Coke and drank it and...

LightWorm
18 Mar 2005, 17:48
... froze his...

Apocalypse
18 Mar 2005, 20:19
...toe, due to the fact that he spilled it all...

Preasure
18 Mar 2005, 20:22
...digestive tract. Causing him to explode.

Apocalypse
18 Mar 2005, 20:27
like so: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

E-102 Worm
18 Mar 2005, 20:53
So the blast sent Fwd. Adm. rocketing into the air (had a banana(not a bomb) on the way), and crash landing on an island famously known as...

Reder8
18 Mar 2005, 21:05
...what-the-hell-is this-place, shortened to...

LightWorm
19 Mar 2005, 07:33
... OMFG!! island, populated by...

Lawd
19 Mar 2005, 10:09
... Squiggly-Wiggly things and Slinkies...

Apocalypse
19 Mar 2005, 11:17
...They had a big hunger and ate Fwd. Adm. his banana, but...

Scotworm
19 Mar 2005, 12:22
...a huge banana monster jumped out of a broken fire!...

Apocalypse
19 Mar 2005, 13:50
(how can fire break?)
...and he took the banana and ate it, making the folks at the island really peed off...

LightWorm
19 Mar 2005, 14:31
... so peed of that...

Preasure
19 Mar 2005, 20:31
...they wet their pants. Predictable or what?

LightWorm
19 Mar 2005, 20:37
Not realy... so Steve and Dave started a geek talk about...

Lawd
20 Mar 2005, 12:33
...so-called "cool" things, why "geeks" are "lame", and how it's "better" to be a "geek" than "cool"...

Overuse of quotation marks there, methinks.

LightWorm
20 Mar 2005, 13:21
... until a buzare scots man fell out of the sky and his name was...

T_Magdi
20 Mar 2005, 13:29
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This is a wall, No posts! This going on foverever!

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Ok, I'm sorry!

....Big Bad God!...

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No, sorry! A better name! ...ScotGod!

Scotworm
20 Mar 2005, 13:52
...who was really me, in my indestructible form! :D ...

LightWorm
20 Mar 2005, 13:55
.. So -whatever his name is- told Steve and Dave that...

Preasure
20 Mar 2005, 14:28
...their pies tasted of wood chippings and green spraypaint. So they beat him repeatedly with a toy plastic slide.

LightWorm
20 Mar 2005, 15:11
... Untill BoB came aroun with his head in a jar...

Lawd
20 Mar 2005, 15:20
... and sprayed them with pickle juice...

Signing off for now. Warcraft is the one true strategy game!

LightWorm
20 Mar 2005, 15:31
...and Sang the national anthom of...

Made in
20 Mar 2005, 15:52
...Cute Hell...

LightWorm
20 Mar 2005, 16:00
typical ... which was...

Apocalypse
20 Mar 2005, 18:36
...cute, but hellish at the same time. Meanwhile, I was sipping my second cup-a-T when suddenly...

LightWorm
20 Mar 2005, 18:42
... an Un-coulour cordinated Ninja squad attacked! Their master was...

Blinx
20 Mar 2005, 18:42
Lumpy Turd Muck Muck the third...