That the Greygem and the Lords of Chaos were about to made a concerted effort to create a mug of toast using only a reflection of a shadow's soul.

That the Greygem and the Lords of Chaos were about to made a concerted effort to create a mug of toast using only a reflection of a shadow's soul.


but it asploded.

P.S: WOOT!!! THank you Krazy_92 for making this thread have 4,500 posts!!!!!!!

no, it as'ploded (say it as Zero would say: zeor head as'plode)...

but it asploded.

P.S: WOOT!!! THank you Krazy_92 for making this thread have 4,500 posts!!!!!!! I HELPED!!!!

the as'ploded mug of toast decided to become a lump of cheese, writing a widely acclaimed book about the stimulation of interest in bricks in the 12th century on Venus after he nearly got eaten by a Boeing Deluxe Chocolate and Aerodynamics Burger...

...what was made of Apache spare parts...

offtopic: Anyone here play Metal Slug (1, 2, X, 3, 4 or 5)?

THank you Krazy_92 for making this thread have 4,500 posts!!!!!!!
lol it was nothing really... it was nothing
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...and chocolates...

but A-SPLODED (phear the right spelling) into thick air!

This caused an elastic and somewhat overelongated lemur to arrive in paraguay and become...

a dog with one leg

...all the worms made this question...

how can a dog with 1 leg can walk?...

...just to tease a local super villain named Vile Bob (yes, Bob), who...

...made tacos in mexico...

for texaco

...a city that krazy doesnt know...

because it's in Mexico...

never heard about it

...in the state of...

Mexico... :p

...but krazy still thinks exactly in what place...

And Krazy discovers it is in fact in Wikapukaalalawalla Kaboom! Which is situated yesterday on a chocolate gamma ray.

so i give all the forumrers a piece of chocolate.....

which was radioactive from the gamma rays and had a homing beacon on it to guide the gamma rays, this causing all the forumers who got given chocolate to lose an inch of living cells on every part of their body.

so spadge and sel desided me to ban me of the forums and investingate where do i live to kill me :p ..

but they fall down an endless hole which leads to Newark.

when spadge and sel landed... some worm villagers made them eat poo :p

OMG DONT BAN MEE!!!!

after this happened, they were thrown in a dung heap and made to eat that, too.

after this happened, they were thrown in a dung heap and made to eat that, too. ???
they made them eat... my radioactive chocolate and they gave them pee to drink :eek:

SORRY SPADGE AND SEL!!!

they made them eat... my radioactive chocolate and they gave them pee to drink. :eek:

SORRY SPADGE AND SEL!!! I am an idiot I am an idiot I am an idiot After they drunk that, they were bathed in nitro-glycerine and made to run really quickly through a burning tunnel and through a meat grinder...

After they drunk that, they were bathed in nitro-glycerine and made to run really quickly through a burning tunnel and through a meat grinder...
then they had to sing the entire worm hymn and they were burned with a flame thrower...

causing them to explode and their body parts to ricochet off the walls and into the meat grinder.

they the worms thought.. OMG THEY WERE FORUM MOD!! WHAT DID WE DO!?!?!?! :eek: :eek: ...

The worms finally decided to make roasted Spadge and Sel mince sandwiches before burying them in boxes of frozen liquid dynamite, inside a vat of sentient discord above a pit full of horrific monstrosities, inside a volcano on a planet whos only life was three 400 foot, plasma breathing demonic sentinels who resided in the lava ocean that dominated nearly all of the shattered world where the sheer, tremendously huge capped volcano currently floated, in a galaxy full of flesh eating gases that can seep though any material which was inside an invincible bubble in the middle of a tremendously huge black hole inside a dimension which would drive any sentient being insane and cause any artificial being to malfunction, giving an appearance of insanity; inside a universe full of malevolent deities inside warped pandemoniums of chaos that would destroy all intruders and beings but each other and could not be emulated; guarded by beings so powerful they can crush entire nebulas in a single moment and obliterate all opposition who were themselves guarded by an all powerful being who had taken an interest in such a strange place...

The worms finally decided to make roasted Spadge and Sel mince sandwiches before burying them in boxes of frozen liquid dynamite, inside a vat of sentient discord above a pit full of horrific monstrosities, inside a volcano on a planet whos only life was three 400 foot, plasma breathing demonic sentinels who resided in the lava ocean that dominated nearly all of the shattered world where the sheer, tremendously huge capped volcano currently floated, in a galaxy full of flesh eating gases that can seep though any material which was inside an invincible bubble in the middle of a tremendously huge black hole inside a dimension which would drive any sentient being insane and cause any artificial being to malfunction, giving an appearance of insanity; inside a universe full of malevolent deities inside warped pandemoniums of chaos that would destroy all intruders and beings but each other and could not be emulated; guarded by beings so powerful they can crush entire nebulas in a single moment and obliterate all opposition who were themselves guarded by an all powerful being who had taken an interest in such a strange place...

...but then, suddenly, there was a white light- an adept worm cleric had resurrected spadge and sel to fight against the evil hordes of radioactive monkeys which travelled in vast space, eating many stars and making planets look like piles of dog poo, and which also wanted more coffee. So the radioactive horde of (space) monkeys landed on the planet where spadge and sel almost met their end...and so the three warriors started to fight using...

small chocolate coated peanuts which reversed time and created an evil miasma to hover over the area so that no clerics could get in. After the peunuts were activated, a malevolent deity opened a Pandemonium Rift, which the worm cleric was promptly sucked into and destroyed.

small chocolate coated peanuts which reversed time and created an evil miasma to hover over the area so that no clerics could get in. After the peunuts were activated, a malevolent deity opened a Pandemonium Rift, which the worm cleric was promptly sucked into and destroyed.

But then spadge managed to kill few monkeys with a greatsword while sel was preparing to cast Bull's Strenght on him...but his spell was failed because of Attack of oppornity caused by a nearby monkey. Spadge however got a lvup while fighting which enabled him to use his great cleave feat, so he kept cutting monkeys like grass and then Sel casted haste on himself and began casting the ultimate spell of doom...while in a galaxy VERY near of them, a team of honorable donut worms were ready to blast off with their COLD dog rocket...

One of the Malevolent Deities cast Mordenkainen's Disjunction and Mordenkainen's Force Missiles on Spadge and Sel, stopping the Great Cleave and dispelling all spells. This time they were trapped and frozen in time along with ten thousand Meteor Shower spells. Please don't reply to this for another 8 hours.

There they found cheese...

and a blowtorch...

AND SLEEEEEEENNN!!!! (not spleen, sleen)

AND SLEEEEEEENNN!!!! (not spleen, sleen)

but the sleen had a 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0 kilogram bomb on it, and spadge and sel were annahilated.

so worms 5 will not be produced since spadge is dead :eek: ...

Unless an anonymous apple flavoured hamster helps to rescue him from God/The devil's evil clutches...

which did happen...

Thus Spadge and Sel were frozen in time again with a thousand Meteor Shower spells.

And a lump of cheese...

Which was destroyed by a mysterious and entirely random cannon, which promptly dissapeared afterwards, along with the explosion, which only destroyed lumps of cheese.

Spadge promptly performed a jitterbug...

Causing infinite amounts of jittery bugs to eat his face and to be frozen in time around him...

Spadge then took out a Bunsen Burner and melted the freezing of time, then teleported away to the planet Daklamanas, where...

Spadge then took out a Bunsen Burner and melted the freezing of time, then teleported away to the planet Daklamanas, where...

He got some new friends...space chickens with three legs who eated dogs and smiling people. Unfortunately spadge had to eat them to survive, but he started to laugh while eating one of them...which caused the chickens to...

He got some new friends...space chickens with three legs who eated dogs and smiling people. Unfortunately spadge had to eat them to survive, but he started to laugh while eating one of them...which caused the chickens to...


pull out 100 kiloton nuke missile launchers and blow a hole in the space time continum to cause a black hole which was about to suck Spadge and Sel up when......
Omfg spdge and sel are going to hate us

spadge thought 'when did Sel get here' . This caused a flux in the space time continuum and caused spadge to...

...cry into the enchanted staff of knee-pains...

He then went on a holiday (that's a vacation to any Americans) in eastern australia, where...

He then went on a holiday (that's a vacation to any Americans) in eastern australia, where...


some bum played a digridoo for 5 hours next to Spadge, eventually he got ****ed off and grabbed the digridoo and smashed it on the ground like the guy's gutair in the juicy fruit ad.

What? I said p i s s e d, not ****ed.

He was put into an Australian prison for hate crimes against odd instruments...

spadge and sel where suddenly teleported to a death volcano...

i have nothing against you spadge and sel =(

spadge and sel where suddenly teleported to a death volcano...

i have nothing against you spadge and sel =(

...Where they didn't die, thanks to the space chickens who decided to aid them, but unfortunately again, the chickens didn't know that by helping them they caused disturbance on the time stream...causing planet Earth to explode...along with us! So us fellow earthlings had no choice than to use professor merlin's ancient teleport station to teleport to other planet...where the civilization could be started again using...

Purple monkey dishwashers and industrial amounts of whipped cream. However, the elastic lemurs of the planet attacked them using...

chocolate milkshake...

chocolate milkshake...


bomb launchers topped with atomic whipped cream.................

And another hole in the space-time continuum which sucked spadge and sel through a dimension full of fast-moving spiky hammers and back into the lava world.

Where they had tea with the big foot!

After having tea with them, the bigfoot attempted to squash them, succeeding and getting sucked into a Pandemonium Rift by an extremely angry Malevolent Deity, who promptly ressurected Spadge and Sel, then froze them in time again.

stop frozing and killing them :P
but then i came to rescue spadge and sel :p

stop frozing and killing them :P
but then i came to rescue spadge and sel :p

But Malevolent Deity had turned spadge and sel to mindless zombies, so to rescue them, Krazy had to find an ancient "immortal to mortal" scroll which was located somewhere between present and future, in an abandoned house where lived an angry worm who had no name exept Me. So, to get this scroll, Krazy started to...

Ride a super sheep around, knocking on doors occasionally, asking 'Are you me?' and then getting fire punched in the face.

Suddenly, a maniac carrying two curved swords sliced the super sheep and whacked Krazy into a minefield...

...and crossfire's gun/crossbow/whatever weapon he uses, backfired, leaving him to fly right to the outer cosmos...

...and crossfire's gun/crossbow/whatever weapon he uses, backfired, leaving him to fly right to the outer cosmos...

...Where he met the ol' good radioactive monkeys again and decided to kill them since they didn't all die during the war against spadge and sel...while krazy tested is the mine field safe by dropping few sheeps there and there...and after thousands of years all mines had finally exploded and it was safe for krazy to go trough the field...but during those years krazy had grown so old that...

he couldnt see that the returning mines in the wormpot were activated. So he started walking through the field. A mistake...

he couldnt see that the returning mines in the wormpot were activated. So he started walking through the field. A mistake...
...exploded a red chocolate in bits, because the sheep were the windmill...

erm... hu?

erm... hu?
'Erm...hu?' Indeed. I'll continue where you left off instead

double post edit

he couldnt see that the returning mines in the wormpot were activated. So he started walking through the field. A mistake...
...that, having been made 5 times before by a large fishmonger, Krazy should have been well aware of.

But as it happens nothing happened...

Because he had lost his bodily form and was just a ghost

Because he had lost his bodily form and was just a ghost

...flying somewhere in the local asylum and saying: "I hate mines!" every two seconds...

but then i remembered that...

my hat was oddly askew...

and I had completely missed the first episode of Knight rider...

or fed fatkins (not that he needs it, but it's the principle!)

I screamed like a string of spaghetti...

and because of this, I was eaten accidentally by an italian gourmet thinking I was one.

ouch.. i was yelling! STOP!! STOP!!!...

...so you used the blow torch to dig your way out of his stomach...and just when you got out of there...

IT A-SPLAWDEAD!!! INTO MILLIONS OF nice fluffy bunnies!!!

Which you quickly trained into a hyper intelligent squadron of flying octopusses

Which you quickly trained into a hyper intelligent squadron of flying octopussies

...that were triplings that died in an horrible metal applejuice...

and used to attack the kilopderet monster

and friends...

until my good friends, the holy and unholy sock puppets...

and friends...
...that said keep firing assholes!, and..

...that said keep firing assholes!, and..
i was angry :p

Because someone called "Ass Holehammer" with a big hammer crushed your head into a pile of...

bab anyways psyke then ran in poking everyone screaming "its ragu in my eyes !!!" causs there actualy was ragu in his eyeballs he has missed his mouth

And at that moment everything froze, and suddenly a giant flaming mongoose stabbed an apple, he then disappeared and everything turned back to normal until ...

the universe split in two...

but was super glued back together by the all mighty

but was super glued back together by the all mighty
poo of doom. the super glue fell down on the poo and pulverized it into

...mush...

Which was instantly eaten by countless cyber-babies fresh from the jungles of the Moon.

But then...suddenly...it happened...somewhere in the galaxy, deep in an underwater planet, a dog grabbed a minigun...and pressed the red switch, which caused all people on planet Earth to...

To expand until they explode, then spontaneously reintergrate in the place they would least think they would explode and reintergrate into.

cheese....

flavoured geese...

with thousands of heads which...

...accidently exploded, landed everywhere, except Bob's back garden. Why? It's...

"Raining worms, hallelujah, its raining worms..."

...that are so small, you can't see them...

Unless you stand upside down on a horse's head while a meteor is rocketing straight towards you from a 10 watt lightbulb in your dead aunt's kitchen.

Which never is going to happen because...

it already did happen, just tommorow when mysterious kitchens appeared, aunts died and there was an obcene amount of horse deaths so the only way it could happen again is...

...by warping the space-time continuum... :D

and engaging in mild nudity in front of a LIVE audience! As opposed to a dead one.

But, because of stringent laws and stuff, this is impossible, as the world conspires against the happy, especially old mr blobby. Blobby! He's dead now, and in a box at...

the gift shop. AND CISKEN RETURNED!!!

His library book, that is, to...

psykes banana store were psyke had

...a blue banana with pink spots, which will make worms vomit, quite rapidly if it has been eaten. So Psyke threw it away and dropped into Bob's mouth. Now what? The only cure is 50 tons of...

beer nuts, from the planet largerian...

...which one only weighs about .00000000001 pounds...

+ 5 pounds of cheese...

...so it was a hard task to do, so they used StarLust rocket to get there, unfortunately, when they arrived at the planet, they met a bunch of beer drinking gorillas, which wanted to...

Elch all who tresspass their native jungley habitaty...

However, they had not expected to have to deal with an extremely large calculator, which could only be destroyed by hitting it with an overly sized candle named Bob, who happened to be something of an Enigma. Things looked bleak. Then they remembered that back in the Hepocretic Ice age there was a Fly. Alas, this was no ordinary Fly, but no less than a fly capable of flying. Using this logic, they realised that if a Fly could fly, and a ram could ram, then surely a Gorilla could Gorill... Grill (close enough) a candle into existence, without metophalaxiating the lower wagma of a Daklamdepotidoisdinsoid named Fred. Fred is short for Freakish Retarded Edible Daklamdepotidoisdinsoid, which, by a strange coincidence, is exactly what spadge had for breakfast this morning...

and buffalo kid got shot for his posts were far too long...

so he was being watched by him...

...and SEGZ, who had just popped out of a hole in the ground...

You thought he was gone forever, didn't you? `=P

....and was buried again in a pile of poop. the poop had antennas and starting running away with SEGZ, whilst was drowning in poop. The poop attacked a masturbately heh large rock, that made it go boom, and.....

caused a plothole to open up completely randomating the entire story so...

...it got so randomised the plothole itsself dissapeared. Meanwhile, prince Albert was riding naked on a horse in China, when suddenyl Mickey Mouse stopped him and said...

is that your sausage overthere?

After which he replied "KRABOOKALOOKAZAKAPHWATEE!!!" And ate time until Spadge and Sel were trapped back in the volcano... then vomited it back out in a pile the size of a piece of string on the planet Ustedestodosidiotas in the galaxy of Porsupuestosomos...

But then spadge shot his bazooka and had a stupid annoying AI shot (the ones when they always hit), and blew up all the ground under crossfire leaving him...

very harmed :p .. almost dead

and krazy's proposterous hairdo morphed into...

a demon...

called "clive"

...which was planning to destroy all toilets in the world...even those with people sitting on them...and that meant total destruction. So the world needed a hero called...

super guy\cheese!

So the legendary superhero called Superguy and his sidekick, cheese, went to the demon's hideout where they utterly found out that...

they were in fact the same superheroe, omg!

purple monkey dishwashers aren't necessarily purple, said cheese...

so guy replied "CURSES!!! TIN FOILED AGAIN!" while exploding into a big fat chunck of beef

catapults, which proceeded to heal Crossfire until he entered god mode and had a diving suit...

...on his nose, while doomworm was jumping around like a seapoop, and saying uttering nonsense and...

and cisken wrapped everyone in aluminium foil... :p

T4HT 3XPL0DED!!1!!!1oneone!!!!one!!!11!!!1eleven!!!!... ..

Which caused the galaxy to suffer from raining potateos. Potageddon had came at last. First, guy and cheese wanted to eat them but unfortunately a mad gorilla called "Uganator" came and made them dance with flying bananas. After this heroic deed was done, they set off in search of...

donald dick...

But before they did that, cheese thought that Cheeseguy would be a better name for a superhero. And so they finally met Donald Dick after thousands of boring farmland RPG-maps, sitting in a king's throne at Minus Bilith.

but then donald dick said QUACK!

...In the herioc story "The Cord of the Blings"

Written by Dolkien the Toiletpaper...

on a bed of salad dressing

which is the most expensive in the world :p

Now pull out the pin very gently

dancing with a can of beans....

and eating ants

using longs sticks...

and singing the SFX Haaaaaaaleluhia (HHG)

And you will be the owner of a prize Turnip.

Stickin In Your0...

Your0 Tornad0s of Y0re. Bilith was in fact the number you've all been waiting for, so it was a great dissapointment to the world, thus causing it to become so depressed it reverted back to almost normal...

flancakes with my spine in it!

well obviously it wasnt completely normal... specialy with cisken around...

So the king of the world, Me, decided to build a statue of a drunken sea monkey to...

show that the drunken sea monkey was his almighty god...

BuffaloKid appeared and stole Preasure's Fork

And uses it for eating meatloaf.

On a regular basis

But Preasure came and whacked Buffalo's sorry butt...

But, Buffalo gored Preasure with his horns...

Preasure died instantly. But while Buffalo was feeling high and mighty...

The concrete donkey, his former master, dropped upon his head...

... and was eaten by a dog.

Too bad the dog was allergic to worms with sock puppets. So it spat buffalo...

Out. 'Ah, toi toi toi' said the leprachaun, having...

A really nasty cold...

and someone after his pot of gold...

was the leprechaun's 42nd cousin's 6th brother...

Why, he said as he fell over and his head momentarily transformed into a helicopter. No one can eat me, I am high in fat, and with that he died.

then.. the body was took to....

...a nearby cookie factory, where the body was...

...a nearby cookie factory, where the body was...
burned.. and then.. they gave the body cookie to poor childrens of the streets...

Who promptly screamed so loudly that cisken shivered to pieces, causing...

causing the 4rth war...

Of Wobble, which turned everyone into stacks of green jelly...

...cubes, which later became animals known as monkeys which decided to dance into oblivion until there was a time when the Dark Monkey made nine rings as a gift to the other races. The little worms peacefully lived under the ground... until one of them, Bozzy Pee, found a ring. Suddenly his mind was changed- he became a mad professor who decided to build weapons from bananas and torture old grannys by making them explode when they fart. Dark Monkey was dancing too much though, and didn't pay attention to mad worm's plans, which caused...

...a tear in the space-time continuum...

and then..from the tear... a monster named Riukusikin Madywarmo wanted eat a burger.. and fries.. while........

two worms were drunk...

..out side a volcano bar...

they had too pay 204358906 billion dollars :-/

But they didn't have such money to waste so they just tail nailed the angry guards and blasted off with their jet packs...unfortunately they were too drunk to fly so they crashed down to...

...the official Team17 building...

Spadge came out and started yelling at them about this, that, and occasionally the other...

fact of who stole the cheddar...

sandwitches, who had all mysteriously dissapeared the following day without their broomsticks...

so they just poked Spadge, Drunk a bottle of ragu instead of icarus potion, and jumped through the remaining window, wich caused...

A large ninja rope to land in one of the worms' hands, forcing him to rope-knock all of his teammates into the drink and send him sailing off into the distant...

cheesey mass...

of twaddle, which assailed the dying suns of Kreesh-Katar until a man came out and said...

Pfeeeeww... worms... disgusting, so he managed to squish them, but then, ...

10,000 screaming catapults started flying upside-down and lobbing mysterious sheels full of...

sh...eep, that reached the man at the same time...

as a giant meteor which was bent on destrying a marigold before its 3rd birthday.... Metal Alex! That was my joke.... :D

wich caused the destruction of the planet. However... :eek: Sorry...

There was a worm who could save the planet from destruction. He was a proud worm, he had wings, he had a holy hand grenade and a concrete donkey. In fact, he knew it was a time to save the world once again from the utter forces of meteors! His name was...

...Crapman!

He flew through the crapy heights above a crappy city which named itself crapsville after the superheroe that nursed it...

crappily...

Crapsville's slogan of course being 'for craps sake'

Now the meteor Struck! Heading staight for Crapsville! But Crapman put his body in front of the meteor as an ultimate sacrifice to save the town... And was flattened against the edge of the meteor...

n crushed crapworld this caussed a dimention ripp in team17 forusm only one worm could save them it was psyke sept he was

firing a longbow at close range at the time, which sent him flying...

...into the outer cosmos...

In which a small goat appeared and said "The number 12 is pleasing to the gods. I know this because a raven came to me in a dream and told me so..."

so number 12 took a number 1 and a number 2...

and threw them away...

But the gelatinous green monkey's left ear hit the 1 to an australasian pie mongeror

and they were both thrown away as well...

But the turtle wondered on through eatern Poppledonia...

just to find out he had no legs...

...so the turtle wondered how he was supposed to move, when crapman suddenly arrived back to the world of living and shouted...

..."i can crap mountains"...

AND FLAN WITH SPLEEN!!!! :eek:

(oh yes! we are back!)

so he was flushed down the urinal...

and a-sploded into a big fat cat named...

Doctor Wobuffet, who was a master of aiming furballs into the wind to do maximum damage...

to Paris and the Eiffel tower!

Buffalokid became unwatched, and partied on the moon. 'Hats off to the spider monkey' he said, ...

So he started to dance a scottish dance

which ended in disaster...

otherwise known as ***age

and suddely they got sucked into a plothole leading to...

Mike's carpet store.

now this upset mike very much...

Because he was about to send out his next batch of carpets...

...to his boneless monkey friend, who decided to check if Mike's okay, but when he arrived at the store...

the door ate him

so the door was sacked by the store, because the store didnt want a customer-eating door...

It went around to find a wall it could open, but, when the door found one, the wall ate the door, and somehow the boneless monkey appeared in Mike's store again full of...

cheese....

But then a worm came and sait "Cheesed to meet you" and pulled out a cheese grater and...

grated some cheese...

... on a pizza

...which flied to Finland...and then...

...landed on an exhibition full of...

mad monkeys...

...who instanly wanted to eat it, but they couldn't decide who would do it, so they started the uganator war. Winner could eat the pizza and...