Hey. Can someone rescue me from Superblob (this has nothing to do with the story.)

...apart from the fact he has a big tuft of hair......I looked rather a lot like Splapp, but I used my healing powers to heal myself completely. Meanwhile wormsfan77 was still stuck in Superblob's stomach, giving him a really...

bad case of dihareea, which resulted in a big mess as superblob couldn't hold it in anymore.

wormsfan77 is getting nervous. He take out his walkie talkie and calles....

...the SDCC (super duper cleaning corporation) to come and clean him up using a...

...big vacuum cleaner, but the team accidetally sucked up wormsfan77 with all the crap coming out of SB's hole...

And a giant foot crushed everybody

But I had a time machine s oi went bac kin time to...

the exact moment of the foot coming down, so he created a hole in the time-space continuem killing everybody time and time again!

...then the mighty foobos (or phoobos) came and vomited on em all...

but that didn't happen cause we were all dead...

/[NEW STORY W00T!]\
Once apon a beagle there was...

death. Back to the prev story: ...but I wasn't dead, and thus I revived everybody, including the worm in post2 that saw a big explosion and thought it was a nuke...

...but then he realised that worm had brought the nuke with him and used it too...

...blow our brains out, but worms of my size and skill can't lose his brains, so everyone in a 100km radius was blown to smithereens, except me and some other worms...

...including super who used his wand to create a sheild, and...

sheild twoapenny because he had drawn a piccie of him, super then magiced up a pie which he threw at...

...Fwd. Adm., who deflected it with his Condor Comp* 'rang. This, of course, made Fwd. Adm. want to chug...

...motor lubricant and spent 'shomping fluid. Which caused him to become MUTATED and randomly CAPITALISE worms for no apparent REASON.

...REASON was obviously an acronym for...

Rockey Eels and sunny ominous nerds that made the world into a self-flushing toilet.

...Unfornunatly, the nerds that were producing sunlight were not heat resistant, so they were instantly incinerated. ...

into a Dansworms mechanized mech which stole wormoffires image and went on a...

secret place, called....

Alpha wormtaria where Dansworms built a city called...

Wormtoplis, so all his plans are right until....

He sold the city to wormsfan77 and stole 2222222222222222222222th of the universe (alot!!)

...Fwd Adm. realized how quickly this thread was being devoured by noobs who can't come up with anything decent. ...

And Dansworms killed fwd adm for constantly changing avatars.

...That's ironic, since dansworms dosen't even HAVE one. ...

I've got a lot of free time. Nothing else to do but make avatars.

Back to the story please...
.....But wormsfan77 got bored of wormotopia and so he sold wormotopia to another person.....

I wish u can have bigger avatars.

And Dansworms killed everybody because he had nothing better to do.

But there was an resurrector-worm called

I wish u can have bigger avatars.Welcome to the club.

...Fortunately, he died before killing Fwd, who ressurected everyone else. ***ed. ...

Dansworms jr. who killed himself somehow.

Dansworms jr. who killed himself somehow.Weirdest follow-up i've ever read...

...An HHG was swimming down the street one day shooting lasers at other fisies. ...

When it expanded and destroyed everything except...everything...

...So nothing happened, and the HHG was STILL shooting lasers at other fishies. ...

But the fishes dissapeared and...

...but nothing happened...

...until Apoc posted at the same time that dans posted, causing a rip in the space-time continuum! ...

Dont do that! :mad:

And the HHG ate itself.

And another rip and black-holes eating the story.

Dont do that! :mad: Don't do what?

...And it made the fishy village catch on fire and the fishies died and then it exploded...

And Dansworms asked 'What fishies' but had a...

...sudden urge to shove...

fwd adm off the story and he...

made fwd. eat his own mouth causing a rip in the timeline fluximium intrerop. this was very dangerous because...

...Fwd kept changing his avatar, since he has nothing better to do. And then two little...

... Poxels called Mark and...

...snoop dogg...

drank tea together...

. ...Snoop Dogg thought that 'tea' meant 'tea with drugs in the form of a supersaturated solution', so he pulled out his...

...Pastys magic bullet launcher and fire it at.....

...super_frea, for using the present tense of fire. Super...

...then realised how stupid he looked and, just in time, using his wand changed the direction of the bullet making it hit Fwd. Adm square on the head blowing his brains up...

...ward at a 90-degree angle. His brain landed in the exact same place that it was propelled from. His Medullus Oblongata was destroyed and his Cerebral Cortex was marred past reconstruction. ...

...causing to get pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis...

...causing to get pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis...Ok ay, let's break this down...Pneumonia...ultramicroscopic...silico...vol cano...coniosis(?)...Okay, so Fwd got a microscopic version of Pneumonia(?), and his lung turned into silicon...and then it turned into a volcano...HEY! Quit killing me! :rolleyes: ...

And then i explained:
pnewmonoultrasilicoviccaniconiosis, is latin for Desease of the inside of the lungs, or lung cancer

...but fwd was btrought to a very good hospital and was cured, unfortunately...

...but then quick as a flash, a ufo full of cyborg worms lands on earth...

When they were crushed by dansworms jet plane.

What would really happen
...then the mothership arrived and destroyed earth.
THE END.

What ACTUALLY happened
...the cyborgs happen to regenerate and they slaughtered dansworms...

...but all that happened in a realistic 3D shooter game, controlled by creepy humans...

and the game is WORMS4:MAYHEM!!!.....

's evil bad clone: Humans4: Masacre... (CLICHéééééé)

's evil bad clone: Humans4: Masacre... (CLICHéééééé)
...Just then an acorn landed on top of...

...the ufo and it was completely destroyed because that wa no ordinary acorn, it was the...

...Extremely Pointy Acorn of Total and Utter Destructification*. ...

MY word! Don't use it!

So i said Destructification series 2, just to **** fwd amn off...

...but it was a fake, made entirely of false teeth...

and wet dog hairs...

...and so was no defense against the Evil Scheming Russian Darkside Owls and their Incredible Levitating Squirrel. So they achieved total utter papal Destructification and copyrite theftage.

fwd amnIs it really that hard?!

...All this happened when Fwd. Adm. was biking in redneck country. He overheard a couple of hicks talking about 'Them that there Robobots'. Robobots was so awesome, it became Fwd's other word. ...

Now to change my avatar...

Fwd robo who swam a lot ant rusted away.................................

*Desides not to contribute untill this thread begins to make more sense*

(Ignores super_flea)

Get on with the story people!

(Ignores super_flea)
That isn't funny

And tuke kid drank a red bull

which gave him a second anus of doom...

which exploded into a sublimanal message "read your messages"

...what overflowed the T17 server...

...what overflowed the T17 server...

so Kawasakisuzukitoyota woke up after ten years of blogging in China...

so Kawasakisuzukitoyota woke up after ten years of blogging in China...
...what released a virus...

...well, not a real virus, just a batch-file that opens up a dos window, that opens 50 explorers, which open up another dos window etc. and when you reset, your windows is all screwed up, which leads to the reinstallation of windows...
this one is for real!

...well, not a real virus, just a batch-file that opens up a dos window, that opens 50 explorers, which open up another dos window etc. and when you reset, your windows is all screwed up, which leads to the reinstallation of windows...
this one is for real!
...but the virus hates windows (like all of us do) and makes you install linux...

...but then the virus attacked again, but fortunately, because it had linux...

...but then the virus attacked again, but fortunately, because it had linux...

...there was no problem destroying the dreaded thing...

...but instead of destroying it, it was only forwrded to other comupters. And that's how Bill Gates went broke...

...but instead of destroying it, it was only forwrded to other comupters. And that's how Bill Gates went broke...

...and was forced to live as a hobo ( :rolleyes: ohh happy day :rolleyes: )...

"you don't need to quote..."
...and so Bill Gates became food for worms (lol)...

and they all died of food poisining turning into windows symbols...

bouncing inside a computer...

...like this: *bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce*...

And so there was the new virus.....

...but this time it was a flaw, so it failed to do what ever it was designed to do...

(Ignores super_flea)

It's called a 'Joke' say it with me 'JOKE'
anyway

...Then the computer blew up, causing a falt in the space time continueum...

It's called a 'Joke' say it with me 'JOKE'
anyway

...Then the computer blew up, causing a falt in the space time continueum......which led to the apocalyptic explosion of the Spell-Check 2000 because of frea's horrendously aimless spelling. ...

hey I'm a bad speller, so hate me.
I don't spend ages on every post I send :rolleyes:
Then the computer blew up, causing a fault in the space time continuum happy now?
anyway

...causing a fault in NASA's computer chips...

...to almost explsode...

...to almost explsode......, but since NASA dosen't have 'computer chips', as those are entirely fictional, and if real, I would have hacked into them long ago. So instead of 'explsoding', they...

...rebooted (they have computers don't they so they have chips) and the NASA rocket flew into the sun...

...rebooted (they have computers don't they so they have chips) and the NASA rocket flew into the sun......and got incinerated. 'Computer chips' is a very vague term. It can be seen as those cartoon things or as a real one, such as my nVidia graphics card. Clarify next time, not that it matters. ...

So FWD. ADM was pistol whipped for being way 2 serious on the fourm story

So FWD. ADM was pistol whipped for being way 2 serious on the fourm story...but the *whap*s were masterfully deflected and sent to Tuke for his atrocious grammar and shorthand. ...

***ed

or was it?...

Dansworms slammed puke kid and ***ed adm heads together, thus...

...a mild nuclear explosion occured...

Giving Dansworms hair loss but...

...dansworms decided to get a toupee..

Which said "check your messages jerms" and...

...that led to jerms getting another virus, causing his monitor to explode in his face...

No really jerms should check his messages and dansworms killed...

...but Jerm never did, because he never found the little link on the top right of his screen saying "Private Messages"

Apocalypse started beating dansworms with a club but dansworms said "No we have technology" and started beating apocalypse with a computer.

But then tuke kid began splurting out unreadable 1337 whichwent like so:
|)4|\|5|/\|0|2|\/|5, `/0|_| 4|23 4 f001, |\/|`/ |\|4|\/|3 !5 7|_||<3 |13353 (411 |\/|3 |3`/ 7|-|47 |\|4|\/|3, 1357 ! 574|27 (411!|\|9 `/0|_| |)|_||\/||3455. |_| 5|_|x0|2. 00|>5 50|2|2`/, 7|-|47 j|_|57 (4|\/|3 0|_|7. |3`/3.

But then tuke kid began splurting out unreadable 1337 whichwent like so:
|)4|\|5|/\|0|2|\/|5, `/0|_| 4|23 4 f001, |\/|`/ |\|4|\/|3 !5 7|_||<3 |13353 (411 |\/|3 |3`/ 7|-|47 |\|4|\/|3, 1357 ! 574|27 (411!|\|9 `/0|_| |)|_||\/||3455. |_| 5|_|x0|2. 00|>5 50|2|2`/, 7|-|47 j|_|57 (4|\/|3 0|_|7. |3`/3....@|\||) 20, ...

how the hell can anyone understand that, i can only understnad small and simple l33t...
... and then the lord of l33t flew down from the sky and...

|)4|\|5|/\|0|2|\/|5, `/0|_| 4|23 4 f001, |\/|`/ |\|4|\/|3 !5 7|_||<3 |13353 (411 |\/|3 |3`/ 7|-|47 |\|4|\/|3, 1357 ! 574|27 (411!|\|9 `/0|_| |)|_||\/||3455. |_| 5|_|x0|2. 00|>5 50|2|2`/, 7|-|47 j|_|57 (4|\/|3 0|_|7. |3`/3.Dansworms is a fool, my name is tuke pleese call me by that name, else I start calling you dumeass. u suxor. oops sorry, thet just came out. bye...
p|-|34|2 |\/|3, |=0|2 ! |234d 7331 $p34|<!!!

...No. And preasure refrained from putting leet in his post at all....

...which resulted into me not putting l33t in my post either, but at least I didn't drown in a flood of l33t...

the real question is how CANT you understand 1337? its a pretty simple language...

destructo type thingies...

And the story detoraited into a mixture of stupid pointless computer languges.

-.- - - - - ..- .- .-. . ...-..-.--...- ..

Im very rusty at this one :rolleyes:

..and this one too: ...---... ...---... but I think we all know wheat says here, said I. Unaware of the...

...impending doom being besttted upon him by the EVIL SCHEMING RUSSIAN DARKSIDE OWLS.

A Zombie Morse who ate Achickenpoxylypse for flaming morse code...

...Then (70 570|> 73|-| 1337) an elephant squashed a pineapple causing...

nothing...

to kill dansworms who...

Died...



stupid 10 char limit

...but miraculasly did not perish. "He died but not perished?" said...

Tuke kid whom then...

...a-sploded due to the fact that he was blasted to pieces by dansworms for...

telling cisken that Apocalypse used a-splode

... but he wasn't stoned to death. Although dansworms was, because he said the word. Then cisken was very angry, because he...

lost his cigar....

...and because he never found a cigar anymore, he was showing kick-off signs like...

Kick-off signs?

...'Shut up, you Inflatable Nazi!*' and...

Buy one now!

It popped into stinky gas which...

released a big infection in the wormland

and made all worms fart :p

...and poop and urinate and chug trinitrotoluene and...

Dansworms is a fool, my name is tuke pleese call me by that name, else I start calling you dumeass. u suxor. oops sorry, thet just came out. bye...
p|-|34|2 |\/|3, |=0|2 ! |234d 7331 $p34|<!!!
i understood that...

...fall over causing...

...the trinitrotoluene mixed with their stomach acids and resulted in a big...

BOOM! of green gas :p

Which went BOOM. Meanwhile i was playing D00M and...

then your TV blew up

Then a movie shown invovling worms and .hack chracters...

except doom isnt played on a tv, so the .hack thing didnt happen, cause my tv was destroyed: i said at 12:02 AM MWHAHAHAAAAA

although the pc did blow up...

...causing the house to catch fire...

...and being burnt down to the ground, Doomworm started to...

cry, as he could no longer play doom, and was unhappy...

so he got crazy and destroyed....

...the remains of the house, right before he went crazy and shot his own head off...

in millons of small creatures who called themself the booming people...

And had the ability to go BOOM. the impending noises, being only 1 letter away from DOOM, brought me back to life.

But then the 7331 $p34|<3|2$ stroke again and...

was quickly put down because it was incredibly annoying...

... even though, amazingly, twoapenny understood it! sunddenly the 7331 7[]|2|) (was that right?) struck again...

but teel isnt a word, so it really didn;t

but since everyone else said leet like that, twoapenny got confused and randomly flicked a 2p coin into tuke kid's eye, forever blinding him...

So Tuke_Kid was so angry, that...

he threw apoc down a well (he's blind so he mistook apoc for twoapenny)...

...and apoc (who is actually 2ap) was flying down the well at light speed...

...which was rather confusing since it was apoc who he threw down the well... :rolleyes:

but it was all a bad dream so they were still on their computer playing...D...O...ONLINE!!! (muhahahahaha)

and Dansworms hacked everybodys computers and stole a few credit card numbers...

...but forgot the passwords for the xcards, so they were useless...

And i was never blinded, as i have a helmet

even though it was a dream anyway, and also apoc says leet as 7331...

...because I had invented a new language! called 7331 instead of 1337, it is nearly the same, except that it...

2|_|><0|25
(suxorz)

...alltough that is totally spelled wrong in 1337

...because in 7331 suxorz is spelled like this: $|20><|_|5, instead of 5|_|><0|2$. You see...

...no-one really cared that much anyway. The Apathy Epidemic was spreading...

and making worms puke :eek:

...and poop and urinate and chug MORE trinitrotoluene...

but i dont have ADD

..., said Tuke as he was dragged into the 'Institution for the terminally ADD..ed people', located in...

ALABAMA!!! At the very same time on another planet on the other side ofthe universe a sick lil monkey controlled cisken's avatar while he was...

insane...
meanwhile, i laughed mianicaly as i escaped...

a horde of wild yogurt riding in the storm...


(this stuff is GOLD!!!)

... while drinking beer from the frozen lands of alcolda...

and running into an obscene frenchman without pants...

...who mooned tuke_kid ( :) tehehe :) )...

but that didnt stop him, as he rode away into the sun...

...using a pegasus to take him there, he...

burned his..."eleventh finger" :rolleyes: ...caue of the sun blocking his path...

...to the Chinese version of McDonalds, named...

Mai yonalds....

..., and they had Chinese versions of the Big Mac*. ...

*Oh the humanity!

It's actually called McDoogles, in China

which give you a very nasty case of gas making you a very smelly person to be with...

because if you light a fag BOOM!...

...you're away with the faries and their cheese knives. But the faries were at war with the Evil Russian Scheming Darkside Owls and their Sporks, so....

...Fwd. Adm. interjected with an intense gelatin-tossing exchange, which actually went over well with the warring factions. ...

He makes things go really ott while they still remain good, although ott, it's not bad, it's good, although the ott thing isn't that good, the point itself is good, although it shouldn't be ott while it is, while it remains it good side of the ott thing, it stille remains ot, so perhaps I should stop philosofing about that being ott while it still remains good, but I just can't stop because this post is getting ott while it's not because it is very confusing about how to stop this nonsensem and if you read this posdt very good then you don';t see any logic things in it, while it is supposed to be very logic and ott discussing and so we get back to the point of the ptrevious thing he did being ott while it was *continues rant*...

whatever THAT means...

means nothing casue when mean means nothing mean means mean means me!

means nothing casue when mean means nothing mean means mean means me!"here we go again" *takes deep breath*
Cisken said alot of times mean ans means while he actuallly meant being mean about something mean that means nothing to him while he was being mean and thus he wanted to do what I do and that is being mean about something that doesn't mean anything to mean old cisek nand he still didn't visit the international section of this forum which is really pity because some dutch folk, including me are discussing stuff like "ben jij ook al nederlands? dat wist ik nietr, nee ik ook niet en dus gingen ze nog even door met het per ongeluke in nederlands typen.. *deep breath again* and I am sorry for going into a different language there, I just couldn't help it, because I just found some things out that I never knew before and now do so I did that in order to... *veeeeeeery deep breath*
*gets hit on the head for posting something this long*

inform cisken (who is belgian by the way) to post in the international forum...

...and thus the international forum got another post, made by cisken...

yes indeed... :p

...but then very suddenly, some random person came and posted this in his post:
"332 have more than 100 posts,
7140 have less than 11 posts,
6977 have no posts!
Please do something"

Everybody was stunned about this weird discovery and decided to...

kill everybody who has less than 100 posts....

thank god that kept me out of the picture!

kill everybody who has less than 100 posts....
even though this was slightly dumb since any newbie who joins will get killed, so instead they decided to kill anyone with 0 posts and has been registered for a month. (now isnt this a sensible idea)

even though this was slightly dumb since any newbie who joins will get killed, so instead they decided to kill anyone with 0 posts and has been registered for a month. (now isnt this a sensible idea)Yes. Yes it is.

...So the noobs formed the...

...spammer finder, but it pointed to them as the spammer, and...

noob council in which they...

...randomly spat loogies at EP and 2AP for posting at the same time. ...

aww hell u posted before me!

double post edit

but little did anything know that 2ap could magically phase out of the story at any moment, and this is what he did, leaving poor ep to the badness of reality...

...with the evil contortionist penguins of DOOM. So they devoured him in several gory ways...

aww hell u posted before me!

double post edit
leaving poor ep to the badness of reality...

Hey, I am a junior, not a noob!

didnt say u were, u were just goin to get thingys spat at u but now it semms unusual penguins are gonna get u...
... the penguins firstly sat on him then they grated his left arm onto a plate then...

*takes twoapenny off of my buddy list, luckly didn't add to ignore*

...and just went very...

...gory, because they riped off his hands and tail, leaving him bleeding in his own blood...

and guts and afternoon snacks...

...and all other things he ate. Then Conan came by ad ripped the remains of his guts apart, using his big sword to do so...

before eating them with a spork...

...but that didn't stop Conan, the Cimmerier, from eating more people, because he was very hungry. He ate...

...people who were watched (ahh! Thats me!) and banned people (ahh! Thats my friend!)...

and sucked their jucies out :eek:

...So Fwd wondered what 'jucies' meant. 'Juices', which made sense, or 'juicies', which sounds very innapropriate? Hmm... ...

so he shot himself instead

*takes twoapenny off of my buddy list, luckly didn't add to ignore*

But preasure said that the penguins were gonna devour u in gory ways! :p
fwd. was so confused and deep in thought that he didnt see the enormous blade that was swinging towards him...

double post edit

SOMONE POSTED BEFORE ME AGAIN! AGH! :eek: :eek: :eek:

...so it sliced off his 12-foot tall toupee. Gladdened to be rid of this megastructure, he pranced around, tripped, and pranced around again...

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: and shot himself again

and fell straight into hell where he was in great pain for enternity...

...While in pain, he wondered what 'enternity' was. He jumped out of hell somehow and landed in a destroyed ice cream truck, where he...

stuffed his face with mouldy, melted ice-cream till he got too fat to walk...

stuffed his face with mouldy, melted ice-cream till he got too fat to walk...... . So Fwd sat, wondering how ice cream could turn moldy without melting first. Fwd was later seen trashing an Animal Rights convention. ...

it had melted! read my post it says melted!and what does moldy mean?
...even though this was unusual since he couldnt walk...

A-whoops...

..., so instead, he rolled and crushed everything in his path. He rolled into Superblob, who was obviously jealous. ...

and threw a tantrum...

...along with some cans of Slim-Fast. They were masterfully deflected and landed right on...

FWD ADM's head

FWD ADM's head..., Fwd's CAPITALIZED STUNT DOUBLE. ...

who a-sploded afterwards killing everything in a radius of 100km...

(oh oh a-sploded is back!)

and cisken was stonded to death, as was customary for anyone who said, the word...

...Fwd. Adm. to be banned from the forum...

...but since he wasn't being watched anymore, they had no reason for banning him. On the other hand, now that jerms wanted to ban someone, they did have a reason to ban him. And so...

they scooped out his brain with a spork!

(man, I died again!)

Then somebody said: "what a mess!"...

and worm feces flew in all directions...

...and blood was flying all over the place. Then another worm died, because he was squashed by a human. The human then slided away, because the blood of the worm was making the floor slippery. While sliding, the humand squeezed the worm all over the place, leaving a broad, bloody red line...

so some1 called the ambulance....

...but it contained explosives and....

some1 fused them....

...and the ambulence (hehe) A-SPLODED!! And none other than Fwd. Adm. postd this, so ignore the name and av :p...

..., even though Fwd. Adm.'s avatar was so friggin awesome...n'stuff... ...