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LightWorm
16 Feb 2005, 21:27
... defended with...
Fwd. Adm.
16 Feb 2005, 21:28
...Ballistic missile turrets, naturally defended by...
wccSplintr
16 Feb 2005, 21:52
...highly trained, animated, turds! Their only downside was that...
Fwd. Adm.
16 Feb 2005, 21:54
...Splintr added an unnecessary comma after 'animated'. Oh, and the turds' downside was that they were ineffective against...
wccSplintr
16 Feb 2005, 21:57
...Fwd. Adm. nitpicking, (:p) but they didn't worry about this because...
Fwd. Adm.
16 Feb 2005, 22:00
...Splintr forgot to put an apostrophe followed by an 's' after 'Fwd. Adm.' :p . The turds didn't worry about whatever happened because...
BOO-YAH! Two mistakes! I am so ON today! :D
E-102 Worm
16 Feb 2005, 22:15
...they were outnumbered by numerous worms, even the worm who keeps on chanting. So the worms got rid of the turd by doing something really annoying, like...
Fwd. Adm.
16 Feb 2005, 23:29
...pokin' it, n' proddin' it, n' shootin' it, n' cursin' at it, and since that didn't work, the only thing that they had left to do was to...
LightWorm
17 Feb 2005, 06:52
... act parts from bad movies...
...like Titanic so they...
Apocalypse
17 Feb 2005, 13:09
...all drowned the evil things and broke ships in half...
Made in
17 Feb 2005, 13:19
...in the middle of the city called "Baked Potatoes"...
LightWorm
17 Feb 2005, 14:51
There was an angery welsh man called...
Fwd. Adm.
17 Feb 2005, 17:26
...Mr. Hinga Dinga Duurgen. Mr. Duurgen had severe ADHD, so...
Apocalypse
17 Feb 2005, 19:42
he was taking thing so litterate, he...
E-102 Worm
17 Feb 2005, 19:49
...he stayed home and ate pie, but there's an evil worm threatening to steal all the pies in the world, known as...
LightWorm
17 Feb 2005, 19:49
... Orderd Truffles in chocolat in...
... a highly radioactive and dangerous jack-in-the-box...
Made in
17 Feb 2005, 20:09
...came out of the box...
#1001 post Lawd :D
E-102 Worm
17 Feb 2005, 20:30
...and tried to melt the worms skins, but useless. The worms were actually robots posing as worms...
...wearing large fake noses that made of made in (the forum poster)'s...
Made in
17 Feb 2005, 20:43
Weee, blue noses! :D
...then robots started to use foots made of Kenny's...
LightWorm
17 Feb 2005, 20:52
... Dead underpants...
...of deadly nostalgia, which was ogabungul the mage's favourite spell...
E-102 Worm
17 Feb 2005, 21:46
My dead underpants? Sweet :D
and eventually got rid of the radioactive Jack-in-the-box, then the original worms came along, and they did something that they usually do, which was...
...do something completely and utterly pointlessly hideous to the other worms which was...
wccSplintr
18 Feb 2005, 08:05
...pro them into a pile and blow a raspberry at them (:p), this made them...
LightWorm
18 Feb 2005, 09:24
... almost ##### off so...
...they went to the planet Temota 17 to...
NOTE: The name of the star is Temota and this is the 17th closest planet, Based on an idea I had of "Planet Team17", whilst writing this.
Scotworm
18 Feb 2005, 13:07
...decided they needed to dry some absolutely...
...pointlessly non-connected posts :p...
LightWorm
18 Feb 2005, 14:28
... so they can...
...go to Temota 17 to get...
Apocalypse
18 Feb 2005, 15:32
...anti-spam bottles for the...
Scotworm
18 Feb 2005, 16:08
...lake of spamtopia, located in...
Apocalypse
18 Feb 2005, 16:14
...the northern side of...
E-102 Worm
18 Feb 2005, 16:37
...Spammer Isle...
Apocalypse
18 Feb 2005, 17:24
...where the evil spaminator lives. He is better known as the...
LightWorm
18 Feb 2005, 17:33
... spamity spam spam spam...
Fwd. Adm.
18 Feb 2005, 17:50
...spam spam spam...
Scotworm
18 Feb 2005, 18:03
...spammy spammy spam, spamt, spamnm, shpam, spam-on-a-stick, spam, spaaammy, spammity spammity, spam spam spam. spam. spam. spam. spam. spam. spam. SPAM!! when come back, bring spam! spamamam, maps, spim, spam, spum, spimmity spammity, spamish, I am spamish, sparm, spamey, King Spam the 2nd, spam n' ham, amps, spamland, spamspamspam etc...
WEEEE, 500th POST! :D :D
E-102 Worm
18 Feb 2005, 18:06
Anyway, the Spaminator hates all worms that never spammed in their life. So he created The Mega-Spam Ray...
Scotworm
18 Feb 2005, 18:20
...to SPAM the...
Fwd. Adm.
18 Feb 2005, 18:37
...Chuck E. Cheese tokens that...
Apocalypse
18 Feb 2005, 18:45
...spam spam spam spammer, but everybody just calls him The Spaminator. He uses his spazgul to...
...Chuck E. Cheese tokens that...
..once were used to destroy him and his evil spamy kingdom...
SuperBlob
18 Feb 2005, 22:49
...at which point the Monty Python Viking chorus started singing. And do you know what they sang? They sang...
If some idiot dosen't say the right thing, I am going be so gobsmacked
Made in
18 Feb 2005, 22:52
...the spam, to spam, for spam...
I don't know what "sang" means :D
wccSplintr
19 Feb 2005, 07:52
I don't know what "sang" means :D
Past tense of sing.
...spamspam...." and over and over and they wouldnt SHUTUP! But this was ko because worm 1...
Preasure
19 Feb 2005, 10:18
...had run out of cake. So he prompty went to Kangs to get more.
I don't expect you to get this. It's a joke between my friends.
LightWorm
19 Feb 2005, 10:45
... but Kang ate him with inflamible johnson's baby lotion...
E-102 Worm
19 Feb 2005, 13:34
...but Worm 2 came along to save his buddy, but he got eaten too, this time with Tomato Ketchup...
LightWorm
19 Feb 2005, 13:58
... and cheese
E-102 Worm
19 Feb 2005, 18:51
...and then Worm 3 came along, but out-smarted Kang by barbecuing him by using a(n)...
LightWorm
19 Feb 2005, 19:15
Bottle of inflamible Johnson's baby lotion...
Preasure
19 Feb 2005, 19:18
...Bought from Kangs, Kangs being a small supermarket, and you all have gotten the wrong idea.
LightWorm
20 Feb 2005, 12:28
... "about what" asked...
SuperBlob
20 Feb 2005, 12:31
...an idiot...
Scotworm
20 Feb 2005, 12:51
...from South-North Jamaica...
LightWorm
20 Feb 2005, 13:15
... known as S...
SuperBlob
20 Feb 2005, 13:21
...the evil idiot! Yes, S...
LightWorm
20 Feb 2005, 15:42
.. had an IQ of a...
E-102 Worm
20 Feb 2005, 15:57
...peanut...
...apple, doughnut, friutcake and...
Made in
20 Feb 2005, 16:00
...peanut cake...
...with extra cheesey squeezy cheesey cheese on top, which incidentally was...
Made in
20 Feb 2005, 16:04
...a cheesed cake...
E-102 Worm
20 Feb 2005, 16:04
...also filled with Worcester Sauce, which was...
...the source of Worcester's stockpile of greedy maniacs called...
LightWorm
20 Feb 2005, 16:28
...Wilbert...
...or, formally, Lord Wilbert Robin Giles Emmanuel James De Kilar...
E-102 Worm
20 Feb 2005, 16:43
...AKA Wilbert the Worcester Worm (WWW for short :p )...
...of extreme greedy maniacalness...
LightWorm
20 Feb 2005, 19:00
... and a member of AND (Andrews Nasty Den)
E-102 Worm
20 Feb 2005, 19:49
...and also a member of WORM (War Of Reckless Maniacs)...
wccSplintr
20 Feb 2005, 20:12
...but nothing else...
Apocalypse
20 Feb 2005, 20:29
...except this: the very special, the only one in the whole world, YES we are talking abou the very same holy...
E-102 Worm
20 Feb 2005, 20:44
...donkey that had been...
SuperBlob
20 Feb 2005, 20:48
...made into concrete in an attempt to kill it by the Bufflao of Lies...
wccSplintr
20 Feb 2005, 21:16
... , and YES, this is the very same buffalao of Lies that...
SuperBlob
20 Feb 2005, 21:18
...turned the holy donkey into concrete, in an attempt to kill it...
E-102 Worm
20 Feb 2005, 21:20
...but the donkey felt totally happy ever since, and loved being a Worms weapon over the years...
...beacause of it's uber-powerful-super-explosive-destructoboom powers...
Apocalypse
21 Feb 2005, 14:32
...but nobody has yet tried to make concrete into gold, else it wouldn't be a concrete donkey, but a Golden donkey. In fact...
200 ponies
21 Feb 2005, 17:31
...they went down to the mines to get some gold...
LightWorm
21 Feb 2005, 18:09
... But came out with...
E-102 Worm
21 Feb 2005, 18:31
...a bunch of Mole Bombs...
Preasure
21 Feb 2005, 19:01
..."Mole!" yelled the Swad Chav Army. And so Worm123456789 pulled out...
LightWorm
21 Feb 2005, 19:04
... a Uzi...
Preasure
21 Feb 2005, 19:16
Come, on, we can do better than that.
...with laser sight, rocket launcher, spinning blades and tazer cannon attachments, and...
E-102 Worm
21 Feb 2005, 19:19
...huge snow-blowers...
Apocalypse
22 Feb 2005, 08:45
...but, for safety reasons, all the other worms pulled the same type of uzi, with laser sight, rocket launcher, spinning blades and tazer cannon attachments, and huge snow-blowers. After they got their guns pointed at the moles, they...
LightWorm
22 Feb 2005, 10:16
... Self distructed...
Apocalypse
22 Feb 2005, 11:30
...the guns, not the worms, because there was an unfamiliar problem with the guns: they...
E-102 Worm
22 Feb 2005, 15:02
...ran away from the manic guns (cowards!)...
Cisken1
22 Feb 2005, 15:26
...and jumped into the brain of the gooball to find...
GOOBALL!!!
LightWorm
22 Feb 2005, 17:11
... nothing, exept for a...
200 ponies
22 Feb 2005, 17:29
...boom...
Fwd. Adm.
22 Feb 2005, 17:33
...-person. Boom-persons came from the crated-pocked land of...
blacky77
22 Feb 2005, 17:58
...randomness, and...
LightWorm
22 Feb 2005, 19:08
... Cute hell...
Fwd. Adm.
22 Feb 2005, 19:56
..., and it's inhabitants were obviously...
Made in
22 Feb 2005, 19:57
...but there Cute Cutes over there...
Fwd. Adm.
22 Feb 2005, 20:15
...were...um...pooping...and...
E-102 Worm
22 Feb 2005, 20:50
...are about to take over Evil Isle and re-name it Cute Isle (almost the same as Cute Hell)...
Fwd. Adm.
22 Feb 2005, 20:53
...In order to take over Evil Isle, they had to plan out a...plan of strategic places to conquer. First on the list was the Isthmus of...
LightWorm
23 Feb 2005, 06:14
... Killer bees...
Apocalypse
23 Feb 2005, 10:28
...the holy hand grenade-maker, who was...
E-102 Worm
23 Feb 2005, 12:40
...that quiet, that he ignored any trespassers...
wccSplintr
23 Feb 2005, 13:17
... even ones hat continuously went "NINGNINGNING!!!", but he wasn't so happy about...
Apocalypse
23 Feb 2005, 13:26
...the ones going like "NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NNNNNNI!!", because...
LightWorm
23 Feb 2005, 17:07
... they cooked his Pizza...
Fwd. Adm.
23 Feb 2005, 17:29
..., instead of frying it, and they also knew how to burp the entire...don't say 'alphabet'
SuperBlob
23 Feb 2005, 17:34
...alphabet BACKWARDS!!...
:p
LightWorm
23 Feb 2005, 17:40
... in Latin...
E-102 Worm
23 Feb 2005, 17:40
...which would be quite difficult to do...
Apocalypse
23 Feb 2005, 18:56
...because that alpabeth is lost due to early...
LightWorm
23 Feb 2005, 19:50
... Toilet paper manufacturing...
...and bumbling buffoon guns...
Apocalypse
23 Feb 2005, 20:21
...they had to stop making new guns.
Preasure
24 Feb 2005, 19:30
...So the british were free to invade. But they were stopped by...
E-102 Worm
24 Feb 2005, 19:35
...an evil army of robotic turnips named...
LightWorm
24 Feb 2005, 19:42
... B.o.b ...
...who were then countered by Tigris (I'm a brit!) coming up and playing the annoying song and the llama song (linkies at end of post), on a massive hi-fi in the middle of the night, sometimes switching to "I know a song that'll get on your nerves"...
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/annoying.php
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
Fwd. Adm.
24 Feb 2005, 23:00
...it's called the 'Mr. Dooooooody song'. It goes...
..."I know a song that'll get on yer nerves, get on yer nerves, get on yer nerves, I know a song that'll get on yer nerves and this is how it goes... I know a song that'll get on yer nerves..."
Not the Mr. Doody song after all, eh? :p
Apocalypse
25 Feb 2005, 13:44
...and because it was soo annoying, the forumers who posted them were seen as very annoying forumers and all other forumers banned them...
E-102 Worm
25 Feb 2005, 17:49
...and had nothing to listen to, but someone had a great idea...
Fwd. Adm.
25 Feb 2005, 17:50
...-farting session. By connecting their thoughts activities with their rear's, they were able to...
SuperBlob
25 Feb 2005, 17:54
...do something totally immature...
Fwd. Adm.
25 Feb 2005, 18:05
..., like joining the 'SB look-alike contest'. Your scores were determined on the fields of...
LightWorm
25 Feb 2005, 18:17
.... Fatness, hunger and...
SuperBlob
25 Feb 2005, 18:30
...silliness. Jerry-da-hut joined, and then I went 'blah' and won. Somehow. Aaaanyways...
Preasure
25 Feb 2005, 20:22
...Mr. Ed Cheeseinatorification was sitting on his porch, cleaning his...
LightWorm
25 Feb 2005, 20:31
... Beer Bear..
Apocalypse
26 Feb 2005, 10:14
...who had drunk too many beers at a time, so he spilled alot.
LightWorm
26 Feb 2005, 21:12
... of beer All over Spage's New...
...car phone of unadulterated holy power...
WormGod
26 Feb 2005, 21:55
... . So then the very very very very very very very very very very very very very...
WormGod
26 Feb 2005, 22:05
... and the stupidly stupid thing which I'm stupidly...
... calling stupid things stupid like a stupidly stupid person thats stupid and is so...
...utterly insanely moronically imbecilic that...
E-102 Worm
26 Feb 2005, 22:37
...the weak etc. Armageddon had no effect on the worms and was called 'The Stupid Armageddon'. News: "A truckload of Holy-Hand Grenades are about to...
dawnraid
27 Feb 2005, 00:18
Explode on the Temple Of Weapons, created by LightWorm. This is located at
Preasure
27 Feb 2005, 10:09
...Lightworms house. Quite where that is, I have no idea.
Apocalypse
27 Feb 2005, 12:24
...we now go live to the scene: "Stupidworm, how could this happen?" "Well, the..." *sound of a truckload of hhg's saying HALLELUJAH* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM MMMMM!!!!! This explosion was soo powerful, that...
E-102 Worm
27 Feb 2005, 14:58
...the worms turned into sheep and...
LightWorm
27 Feb 2005, 15:07
... Vice Versa. Meanwile...
...the cows and pidgeons and moles and donkeys were happy because...
Scotworm
27 Feb 2005, 16:10
...they were told that they actually weren't mad by there doctors...
LightWorm
27 Feb 2005, 16:24
... who were...
Apocalypse
27 Feb 2005, 16:35
...appareantly not crazy at all, rather...
LightWorm
27 Feb 2005, 18:45
... Unusual...
Scotworm
27 Feb 2005, 20:06
...for animals who were classed as vrazy be the...
..., why they be T3H 4W350M3!...
WormGod
28 Feb 2005, 08:10
... L337 G|_|y5!...
Fwd. Adm.
28 Feb 2005, 17:18
...0f |2|_||1ngn355!...What? I can't read 'leet' that well.
LightWorm
28 Feb 2005, 17:47
... Said Fwd. Adm. so LightWorm puuled out his...
Fwd. Adm.
28 Feb 2005, 17:50
...'Stick' of 'Jerky'. Since i'm a vegetabletarian, UFO's...
Apocalypse
28 Feb 2005, 17:52
...do NOT exist...
Fwd. Adm.
28 Feb 2005, 17:55
..., but are instead rocket-propelled saucers that are armed with...
triple 7!
...trinitrotouluene and Caesium mixed with water...
What? I can't read 'leet' that well.
Rulingness
|2|_||1ngn355
Fwd. Adm.
28 Feb 2005, 18:25
...trinitrotouluene and Caesium mixed with water......, certain nitrotryglicerides, Praeseodymium, bits and pieces of Einsteinium, and...
Caesium? Isn't it 'Cesium'?
Caesium? Isn't it 'Cesium'?
No, it isn't. Check a periodic table, I think it was named after Julius Caesar. Caesium and Water make Exploding water and Trinitrotoluene is what T.N.T. stands for... but since you knew about Einsteinium, maybe you already knew that... I was just trying to inject a bit of science into this thread.
Nitroglycerides
Spelling Correction: Nitroglycerin, or, for those who don't know science, Nitro, a rather volatile substance that explodes on concussion (when it hits something) or when exposed to sudden heat.
Fwd. Adm.
28 Feb 2005, 18:39
No, it isn't. Check a periodic table,...I did, the one in my Biokinetics science textbook. I'm in America, so maybe it's spelled differently in Iceland?EXTREMELY unlikely, the different spellings
Caesium and Water make Exploding water...That could be POTASSIUM and water. Exploding is too vague for that purpose.
I was just trying to inject a bit of science into this thread.Thanks for fullfilling my main goal in life. :rolleyes:
Not Iceland The Icelands, It's a fictional location, besides, if youd read the last few pages, it says I'm a brit. I live in England
Apocalypse
28 Feb 2005, 18:55
..., certain nitrotryglicerides, Praeseodymium, bits and pieces of Einsteinium, and......some bits and pieces of the by-now-half-a-dozen-times-died Scotworm. Only a few bits, because the rest was never found. But to continue, the whole thing started to...
Fwd. Adm.
28 Feb 2005, 18:59
Not Iceland The Icelands, It's a fictional location, besides, if youd read the last few pages, it says I'm a brit. I live in EnglandMy horrendously outdated 1994 atlas says otherwise, but then again it's outdated by 11 years. Before I edited my last post, I thought you were from Britain since British English words add seemingly extraneous 'e's, 'o's, and 'u's to everything, which is why 'Caesium' looked funny to me. It looked wrong, and my AMERICAN textbook says that it's spelled 'Cesium'. But then I looked at your 'location' under your avatar and saw that you were from The Icelands and therefore corrected my post.
double post edit
Spelling Correction: NitroglycerinThanks. I meant to say 'nitrates', but I was watching some cheesy episode of 'Bill Nye the Science Guy' while I was typing, and he was doing some stuff with Nitrotryglycerin. And I messed up.
Paul.Power
28 Feb 2005, 19:01
*resident chemistry "expert" steps in*
Caesium (UK) / Cesium (US) is one of the most reactive elements in the periodic table. In the same group as sodium and potassium, it reacts with water in a similar fashion but far more violently. Its name derives from the Latin (I think) name for "sky blue", the colour of the flame when caesium salts are burned, and has no connection (that I know of) to Julius Caesar.
Fwd. Adm.
28 Feb 2005, 19:08
...some bits and pieces of the by-now-half-a-dozen-times-died Scotworm. Only a few bits, because the rest was never found. But to continue, the whole thing started to......amass a Leprechaun army armed with canister rifles that shot U-238 shells. Being highly radioactive, they...
double post edit
In the same group as sodium and potassium, it reacts with water in a similar fashion but far more violently.If this is in reply to my post about the usage of 'Exploding Water', then OF COURSE it burns more violently, Tigris just didn't provide enough info.
Its name derives from the Latin (I think) name for "sky blue", the colour of the flame when caesium salts are burned,...Literally, 'Caesia' is Latin for 'atmosphere' or 'air'. You got close enough. :p ...and has no connection (that I know of) to Julius Caesar.Its name is from Samir Caesoric, a Croat who seemed to give the person who discovered it a lot of help, who's name I can't say out of the top of my head right now.
Preasure
28 Feb 2005, 19:20
The stuff explodes if you put it in water, OK! What more do you need to know?
...Destroy the guns before being fired. Leaving...
I actually got the water-Caesium reaction from an episode of Farscape. To quote John Crichton;
Wait a minute. Doesn't Caesium and water make exploding water?
It also requires an ignition source, Preasure. Let's get back on-topic now.
... the city of ultimate...
Is the U-238 shells anything to do with Resident evil?
Fwd. Adm.
28 Feb 2005, 19:28
The stuff explodes if you put it in water, OK! What more do you need to know?As long as you post something that is perfectly relevant with the thread, you're allowed to post anything else ABOUT anything else, so long as it's appropriate, without your post being considered spam. If you don't like it, then don't pay attention to it! :confused:
...destroyed the guns before being hired, leaving... ...a bored Fwd. Adm. to fix Preasure's typos in the above post, leaving...
Preasure
28 Feb 2005, 19:32
As long as you post something that is perfectly relevant with the thread, you're allowed to post anything else ABOUT anything else, so long as it's appropriate, without your post being considered spam. If you don't like it, then don't pay attention to it! :confused:
Actually no. It's known as Post wh0ring, or something like that. It's not as common now, but it is frowned upon.
...leaving an off-topic thread. Come on people, back on track.
Fwd. Adm.
28 Feb 2005, 19:35
Is the U-238 shells anything to do with Resident evil?They were from Command and Conquer: Red Alert. Preasure, this thread is PURELY off-topic. This other crap was just a 'Cheerful change from the humdrum daily fare'.
E-102 Worm
28 Feb 2005, 21:56
...a bored Fwd. Adm. to fix Preasure's typos in the above post, leaving...
...his pet pigeon with Preasure, and also his pet...
Apocalypse
1 Mar 2005, 15:27
...dragon, that isn't really his pet, cos it burnes his hair every so often...
E-102 Worm
1 Mar 2005, 16:09
...so he sent the dragon back to...
...Dragons 'R' Us, for all your dragon-based needs...
Scotworm
1 Mar 2005, 16:57
...and for lengthy explanations about which chemicals explode when you dissolve them in dragon pee or whatever...
LightWorm
1 Mar 2005, 17:21
... other boadily excreations youhave...
...such as spit, sweat, mucus, bile, stomach acid and...
Fwd. Adm.
1 Mar 2005, 17:57
...little glowing green things that were, when run through a chromatograph, comprised of...
Preasure
1 Mar 2005, 18:59
...small bits of rancid cheese. QWERTYUIOP saw that they were made of small bits of rancid cheese. "Aaargh!" He yelled. "They're made of small bits of rancid cheese!"
E-102 Worm
1 Mar 2005, 19:06
So they sent the rancid cheese to the worm that never speaks called...
LightWorm
1 Mar 2005, 19:25
... Meutetoo...
Scotworm
1 Mar 2005, 21:21
...the secret language of that smileys use...
Apocalypse
2 Mar 2005, 13:34
...silentifically silent sounds, that you can hear only if you are as deaf as a smiley. But Harryworm didn't...
E-102 Worm
2 Mar 2005, 14:06
...realise that the cost of Homing Pigeons had gone up to £4,000...
Fwd. Adm.
2 Mar 2005, 18:11
...realise that the cost of Homing Pigeons had gone up to £4,000......, so out of sheer stupidity crammed himself into a cookie jar that...
Apocalypse
2 Mar 2005, 19:03
was waay to small...
LightWorm
2 Mar 2005, 19:23
... as it was onlu1 nanometer by one Pekameter...
Scotworm
2 Mar 2005, 19:34
...(if you didn't know, that's roughly the size of a barn), and it was, indeed, made up of...
LightWorm
2 Mar 2005, 19:54
... Atoms...
(oh BTW Peka is smaller than Nano)
Fwd. Adm.
2 Mar 2005, 22:50
...and several transuranium elemnets, say maybe Nobelium, or Lawrencium, or...
LightWorm
3 Mar 2005, 06:32
... Fwd. Adm.'s head...
...or whatever. Now it's goodbye from me... "And goodbye from him." ...
Apocalypse
3 Mar 2005, 09:38
...and he blew everything to smithereens. But right after that, a tank ran in and squished every worm in its path. Luckily...
Fwd. Adm.
3 Mar 2005, 17:05
..., Fwd. Adm.'s head...
E-102 Worm
3 Mar 2005, 17:45
...was still intact. In fact, it was just a clone looking like Fwd. Adm., so the REAL one must be somewhere else, like...
Preasure
3 Mar 2005, 19:18
...the Bargin Booze in Swad high street. You know, next to the Co-Op.
LightWorm
3 Mar 2005, 19:22
... And behind a Brothel...
...where Fwd. Adm. was being entertained by cookie-shaped...
Apocalypse
3 Mar 2005, 20:36
...wich exploded after it had done it's trick, killing the spectators. Hey, a puzzle! I want to...
Preasure
3 Mar 2005, 20:49
...leave the subject of what Fwd. Adm. was doing in a cookie-related brothel. Though that is the sort of thing you'd expect in Swad...
...kachalablikatanahad, the old...
(It's Swadkachalablikatanahad, one word, not two)
LightWorm
3 Mar 2005, 20:52
... in the land of flying...
Apocalypse
4 Mar 2005, 14:36
...daggers where the house of flying...
...reaped the Grim Reaper. "MWAHAHAHAHA!" ...
Fwd. Adm.
4 Mar 2005, 17:18
...yelled the BIG RED...
Apocalypse
4 Mar 2005, 17:31
...goofy wormfish, who was legendary for his...
Fwd. Adm.
4 Mar 2005, 17:34
...BIGness, REDness,...um...UNDERLINEDness, and most noticable...
Scotworm
4 Mar 2005, 18:20
...extra-terrestial eyeball made of hot gas...
What were we talking about again?
Apocalypse
4 Mar 2005, 18:39
...that came out of his backside, which is so huge, that....
Apocalypse
4 Mar 2005, 19:00
...is NOTHING compared to that. Even America is...
LightWorm
4 Mar 2005, 20:27
... made of junk food...
Scotworm
4 Mar 2005, 21:29
...and is made entirely of cardboard from...
Preasure
4 Mar 2005, 21:30
...recycled cheese crates.
Fwd. Adm.
4 Mar 2005, 21:46
...Old Man Belleeny (OMB) was assasinated by Mr. Mr. by a 10-millimeter...
SuperBlob
4 Mar 2005, 21:52
...Mr. Mr. lady...
2 points for guessing where the quote came from
E-102 Worm
4 Mar 2005, 23:43
...who were liquified worms that had been dranked dozens of times, now they're out for revenge, using weapons such as Explosive Water Bombs, ...
..."Da water Bomb", the Super Soaker XJ342459687262360827695867205968274560458760987624 mark 5 (a water gun), a weather machine (to make rainclouds) aaand "One Triple-thick Condom. You never know!"...
0.0000000000000000000001 of a point for knowing where the quote is from.
Apocalypse
5 Mar 2005, 11:02
But they never used any of those things, cos the weather machine got hacked and was used upon itself.
Etinogard
5 Mar 2005, 13:53
which caused yummy yellow snow to fall from the sky
...but the yellow bits were samples of urine. ...
2 points for guessing where the quote is from
BOOHBAH! :p
LightWorm
5 Mar 2005, 15:38
... and LW said to WormGod: "Don't eat yellow snow"
2 points to whoever guesses where dat quote came from
aaand "One Triple-thick Condom. You never know!"...
0.0000000000000000000001 of a point for knowing where the quote is from.
Red Dwarf :D
...and Worm God said "Why not? It's tasty!"...
EDIT: The decimal of a point is awarded.
Apocalypse
5 Mar 2005, 17:06
..."it's too cold for worms, first your tongue will freeze, then your mouth will freeze..."
E-102 Worm
5 Mar 2005, 17:24
..."Dammit, now you tell me!", shouted WormGod, where he had to find the nearest Bathroom, because the yellow makes you...
SuperBlob
5 Mar 2005, 17:33
BOOHBAH! :p
COMPLETELY wrong!
wormKING
5 Mar 2005, 17:34
..."have diareah uncontrolably"....
... and very bad grammar have too...
wormKING
5 Mar 2005, 17:40
.."after finding a diaper, WormGod ran to".....
Apocalypse
5 Mar 2005, 17:56
...a cliff-edge, cos the pain of sh!tting that much and that loud just was too much. He jumped off, but...
wormKING
5 Mar 2005, 17:57
.."his diaper caught the edge of the cliff and saved him"...
Apocalypse
5 Mar 2005, 18:29
...but it caused even more shame, cos he hung with his face down, and his a$$ up, so everybody could see it, even the people in...
wormKING
5 Mar 2005, 18:32
..."alaska coud see his butt cuz he wus in alaska"...
... but a crazy guy came along and cut his diaper off, so he died. Meanwhile in...
EDIT: wormKING, you don't need to put Quotation marks (") in your post unless it's someone talking in the story.
Apocalypse
5 Mar 2005, 19:06
...hell, hellsheep was rampaging all over the place...
... making a bloody mess out of whoever and whatever got in his way...
wormKING
5 Mar 2005, 19:07
....."and in cutehell, the same wus happening".......
... but with a pinksheep, not hellsheep...
What did I say about the Quotations, wormKING?
E-102 Worm
5 Mar 2005, 19:10
...and also a pink pigeon, pink happy cow (not mad) etc. ...
wormKING
5 Mar 2005, 19:14
...and then wormgod realized whil he wus falling, that it wus apocalypse who had cut his diaper off....
Eh? I thought he died?
cut his diaper off, so he died
Well, at least you got the quotation marks right this time.
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