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...to be covered in a yellow cheesey goodnes that we call mashed potatoes.
Oops, I mean cheese...
guy3982894
9 Aug 2005, 17:03
...to be covered in a yellow cheesey goodnes that we call mashed potatoes.
Oops, I mean cheese...
string poo farts that stink.............
P.S: wOOt!!! 4,000 posts!!!! Dang, I made it 4,001. :mad:
But we digress.
Anyways, as guy378637436478963441634 was complaining about his contribution to the thread, little did he know that somewhere far, far away...
string poo farts that stink.............
P.S: wOOt!!! 4,000 posts!!!! Dang, I made it 4,001. :mad:
Acutally, my post was #4,000, yours was 4,002. BWAHHAAHHAHAHA!!!
guy3982894
9 Aug 2005, 17:38
But we digress.
Anyways, as guy378637436478963441634 was complaining about his contribution to the thread, little did he know that somewhere far, far away...
Acutally, my post was #4,000, yours was 4,002. BWAHHAAHHAHAHA!!!
But then a nuclear missile landed on TheRaj's head, Anniahilating him.
P.S: IT SAID 4,000 BEFORE I POSTED!!! SUCKER!!!!!
P.P.S: Plasma's post wa 4,000, not yours.
But TheRaj (being The Raj) easily survived the annihilation by using the Fake Kamikaze, which flew him at 1 mph slower than the speed of light around the world.
But then why does my post say #4000? See this post ( http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=420777&postcount=4000)
....then the raj crashed with guy3982894 and killed BOTH....
the potatoes stading around doing absolutely nothing and post nuber 4000of this thread a-spl...
(ALMOST!!!)
Mr.cosmico
9 Aug 2005, 20:50
...orked, causing A MOUNTAIN TO POP INSIDE A BUILDING, which killed...
guy3982894
9 Aug 2005, 22:18
...orked, causing A MOUNTAIN TO POP INSIDE A BUILDING, which killed...
7557353656742372752798523838248342 people, the worst diasaster of all time. It also caused another big flush.....
in the toilet of life, wich had a crack in it just above...
Drunk-worm
10 Aug 2005, 07:39
in the toilet of life, wich had a crack in it just above...
Mr. sheen, so Tuke kid took a trip to atartica, and thought itd be nice to see what penguins taste like, so he ate one...
twoapenny
10 Aug 2005, 11:41
with cheese...
...and he thought WOF ticket wasnt worth it...
guy3982894
10 Aug 2005, 17:29
with cheese...
and an active nuclear mine.... 3....2...1....(Massive explosion)
Cisken1
10 Aug 2005, 18:48
and a Brit yelled "MUST YOU EXPLODE EVERYTHING YOU BLOODY BAST!!!"
...said brit...
____________
A sig yay!
...said brit...
And Mr. Brit decided to have a heaping dose of caffeine, which helped him become...
...ing having blood pressure problems...
... adn meny prblum swit teh speling an de rgramer..
Anyone get the insane amount of sarcasm in this post without reading this sentence?
Drunk-worm
11 Aug 2005, 08:38
... adn meny prblum swit teh speling an de rgramer..
Anyone get the insane amount of sarcasm in this post without reading this sentence?
Lawds grammar was so crap, that he exploded into little pieces of..
Actually, I was making fun of jerms' last post. There was a "becoming having blood pressure problems" in there. :p
Mr.cosmico
11 Aug 2005, 12:24
Lawds grammar was so crap, that he exploded into little pieces of..
...MOUNTAINS.Not long from there,there was a...Mr. Scrotchy that lived in the FreakinBizzare Land. Mr.Scrotchy thought that he was too...naughty...to work in a shop, so he...
guy3982894
11 Aug 2005, 16:24
...MOUNTAINS.Not long from there,there was a...Mr. Scrotchy that lived in the FreakinBizzare Land. Mr.Scrotchy thought that he was too...naughty...to work in a shop, so he...
....Strapped himself to a starburst rocket and went to the moon. But he blew it up, and global floods started happening. Not to mention the huge chunks, blowing up cities....
Mr.cosmico
11 Aug 2005, 16:55
....Strapped himself to a starburst rocket and went to the moon. But he blew it up, and global floods started happening. Not to mention the huge chunks, blowing up cities....
...and MOUNTAINS. So Mr.Scrotchy saw he had to save the world once again, so he turned into SUPER...
...SCROTCHY, defender of MOUNTAINS and other large natural landscapes. So he decided to...
Mr.cosmico
11 Aug 2005, 17:44
...SCROTCHY, defender of MOUNTAINS and other large natural landscapes. So he decided to...
...make MOUNTAINS...
...in order to replace the other MOUNTAINS that had been destroyed by parts of the moon.
But what he did not expect was...
Mr.cosmico
11 Aug 2005, 17:57
...in order to replace the other MOUNTAINS that had been destroyed by parts of the moon.
But what he did not expect was...
...Mr.EVIL MOUNTAINLOLZ, which was SUPER SCROTCHY's nemesis, so they...
...engaged in a matrix-esque philosophical discussion about life, the universe, and why France has every type of cheese except cheddar. It wen't something like this...
guy3982894
11 Aug 2005, 18:08
...engaged in a matrix-esque philosophical discussion about life, the universe, and why France has every type of cheese except cheddar. It wen't something like this...
Didn't Mr.Scotchey/super scotchey die because of the starburst rocket??? He sucided. Get it starburst rocket, blow up the moon??!! ;)
No, because he turned int SUPER SCROTCHY, defender of MOUNTAINS and other large natural landscapes.
So, back to the story.
...engaged in a matrix-esque philosophical discussion about life, the universe, and why France has every type of cheese except cheddar. It wen't something like this...
..."Why does France have every type of cheese except cheddar?"
"Who cares, lets fight!"...
twoapenny
11 Aug 2005, 18:20
"But i want to know, cheese is my hobby."
"WTF!?"...
.."Besides, you cannot fight me" said Mr.EVIL MOUNTAINLOLZ , because I am a mountain, which is a large natural landscape, which you defend."
"That is true," said SUPER SCROTCHY, "but so was the moon. I realised that defending large natural landscapes did not pay well and so I changed my job too...
guy3982894
11 Aug 2005, 19:35
.."Besides, you cannot fight me" said Mr.EVIL MOUNTAINLOLZ , because I am a mountain, which is a large natural landscape, which you defend."
"That is true," said SUPER SCROTCHY, "but so was the moon. I realised that defending large natural landscapes did not pay well and so I changed my job too...
DRILLING TO THE CENTRE OF THE EARTH AND PLANTING NUCLEAR MOUNTAINS!!! 3...2...1..........
... Made in Ontaria Under Normal Tin At Independent Nourishing which were made on large FLAT landscapes...
(shouldnt fatten it :p)
..."Fair enough." said Mr.EVIL MOUNTAINLOLZ , "but why did you suddenly become evil. I thought you were meant to save the world."
"You, see" said SUPER SCROTCHY, "It all started yesterday...
Mr.cosmico
11 Aug 2005, 20:38
..."Fair enough." said Mr.EVIL MOUNTAINLOLZ , "but why did you suddenly become evil. I thought you were meant to save the world."
"You, see" said SUPER SCROTCHY, "It all started yesterday...
...when someone called me CROTCHY, I got really mad and shoot the bast. I realize I had made something wrong. And it FELT GOOD. So I decided to become EVIL, and my objective changed to...
...destroying large natural landscapes , so Mr. EVIL MOUNTAINLOLZ , you must die!!!
Cisken1
11 Aug 2005, 22:05
And they lived happily ever after in a... (yes say it, you know you want to!)
...bag of cheese and onion flavoured crisps.
END OF CHAPTER 5
Ha, bet you weren't expecting that. Anyway, I thought the MOUNTAIN thing was getting boring, so let's change the direction this is going in.
CHAPTER 6
Meanwhile, an unemployed mole bomb was plotting revenge on all things 3D, because it had made him lose his job...
...eating through 2d terrain...
so he went to Cisken1 and said "Give me a 3rd dimension, or else...
...he'll suck him into 2d again...
Cisken1
12 Aug 2005, 17:31
and trun into a MOUNTAIN and A-SPLODE !!!!!!!!!!!!
twoapenny
12 Aug 2005, 18:30
The mole bomb stoned cisken to death. The mole bomb decided to eat some cheese, unluckily...
guy3982894
12 Aug 2005, 18:40
The mole bomb stoned cisken to death. The mole bomb decided to eat some cheese, unluckily...
it was radioactive nuclear cheese that mutates anything who eats it into a horrible......
This should be good.
twoapenny
12 Aug 2005, 18:51
chunk of cheese...
yo mama
12 Aug 2005, 19:00
then worm 999, 999, 999 ate the cheese, and turned into an oompa loompa...
scarecrow
12 Aug 2005, 19:23
...The oompa loompa didn't do anything at first. It sat down and thought for on what to do. All it knew that it had a craving for stupid preteen blood. So the oompa loompa finally found a suitable victim that fit the criteria. And so it fed "yo mama" to worms, which slowly nibbled and nibbled and nibbled until "yo mama could't take any more.He begged for mercy but the worms were merciless and devoured him anyway despite his indignifying screams for mercy...
...with a slingshot made out of...
hey the cap gun
...by shooting jerms...
...with a slingshot made out of...
...Leaves mountains and spare tyres!!!....
...and so both Julian and jerms get hit with the spiky end of a pineapple fired from the catapult...
twoapenny
13 Aug 2005, 21:50
yey!... :p
Cisken1
13 Aug 2005, 22:06
and YAY! and WOOHOOO!!! and YIPEEEEEEEEEE...
twoapenny
13 Aug 2005, 22:14
cried everyone in the entire slab of cheese...
guy3982894
13 Aug 2005, 22:22
cried everyone in the entire slab of cheese...
...Which was about to be thrown into the cheese incenerator.
SGorilla
13 Aug 2005, 22:24
..which luckily was broken said the umpalumpa...
Cisken1
13 Aug 2005, 22:24
that had just bitten the **** of grandma off
twoapenny
13 Aug 2005, 22:29
"cheese!"...
guy3982894
14 Aug 2005, 00:40
"cheese!"...
said the umpalumpa, who had fallen off a mountain that had magically appeared there...
scarecrow
14 Aug 2005, 01:13
...and wow! The oompa loompa landed on a beetle , killing it instantly. The beetles then declared war on the oompa loompas...
guy3982894
14 Aug 2005, 02:27
...and wow! The oompa loompa landed on a beetle , killing it instantly. The beetles then declared war on the oompa loompas...
but they were cockroches, and they fired 74834784 nukes at the oompa loompas. And since cockroaches are immune to radiation, the Oompa loompas lost. But not all hope was lost thanks to.....
Drunk-worm
14 Aug 2005, 02:53
but they were cockroches, and they fired 74834784 nukes at the oompa loompas. And since cockroaches are immune to radiation, the Oompa loompas lost. But not all hope was lost thanks to.....
Dr. mounty ivac mountain mc hill, who was an expert at mountains, he built a mountain made from a supply of mountains from his basement inside his mountains and gave the oompa loompas mountains chewies to chew, then the sun set behind the mountains and the moon rose behind the mountains and then
'SPLOSION.......
It turns out that the explosion came from the unemployed mole bomb who was digging through Dr. mounty ivac mountain mc hill's MOUNTAIN basement as he was taking revenge on the MOUNTAIN for being 3D...
twoapenny
14 Aug 2005, 18:13
cheese......
guy3982894
14 Aug 2005, 19:11
cheese......
Cubes that were very addicting. Soon everyone in the universes wanted one, but so did the unemployed mole bomb.....
twoapenny
14 Aug 2005, 19:12
so he got one and ate it happily...
guy3982894
14 Aug 2005, 19:31
so he got one and ate it happily...
But wanted MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE DECIDED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD FOR MORE CUBES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...But he suddenly realised that the cubes were 3D squares. He liked the cubes but hated all things 3D. These conflicting emotions soon began to drive the unemployed mole bomb insane...
Which made him commit suicide underground by exploding. The End. Moving swiftly on, in a land that made far much more sense...
WormGod
15 Aug 2005, 10:01
...a guy named Bill decided to take over the world. In doing so he killed his mother. When she was dead, Bill dug up her grave and killed her again. The End. Now back to the first story...
... Narrator: What, the first Worm Story!? How the hell are we going to get back to that? There've been at least three after it! ...
Scotworm
15 Aug 2005, 10:50
then a HUGE meteorite came down (again!), threatining to...
Drunk-worm
15 Aug 2005, 10:54
... Narrator: What, the first Worm Story!? How the hell are we going to get back to that? There've been at least three after it! ...
So the narrator ate some cheese cubes, they were explosive and it resulted in an explosion "BOOM!"
END
now onto chapter whaterevereverever,
wr. w00 was climbing up a hill, then mr w00 from the future yelled STOP! and the mr w00 from the future of the future mr w00 yelled STOP! and then the mr w00 from the future of the future of the future mr. w00 yelled STOP! and........
So the narrator ate some cheese cubes, they were explosive and it resulted in an explosion "BOOM!"
END
now onto chapter whaterevereverever,
wr. w00 was climbing up a hill, then mr w00 from the future yelled STOP! and the mr w00 from the future of the future mr w00 yelled STOP! and then the mr w00 from the future of the future of the future mr. w00 yelled STOP! and........
... changed his name to mr w00t...
twoapenny
15 Aug 2005, 13:15
'n'cheese...
...and then the mr w00t from the future of the future of the future mr. w00t shot twoapenny because all he ever said was 'cheese'...
...and then licked his back...
Cisken1
15 Aug 2005, 15:54
and sprayed his tongue!
guy3982894
15 Aug 2005, 16:32
and sprayed his tongue!
with acid mountains.......... AND NO CHEESE!!!! :rolleyes:
Cisken1
15 Aug 2005, 16:41
with acid mountains.......... AND NO CHEESE!!!! :rolleyes:
Sprayed as in hurt you know like a sprayed ankle... what's the right spelling on that one???
-------------------------------------Continue story here---------------------------------------------------------------------
guy3982894
15 Aug 2005, 17:11
Sprayed as in hurt you know like a sprayed ankle... what's the right spelling on that one???
-------------------------------------Continue story here---------------------------------------------------------------------
Oh, He sprained his tounge and had a metal brace put on so he couldn't say cheese. Anyway, in a allyway in Worm world............
...two darksider worms were plotting to remove lightsider worms once and for all by destroying the fabled concrete donkey...
scarecrow
15 Aug 2005, 19:14
...So they tried using some wweapons....but they didn't know how!!"Is there any way we can destroy the concrete donkey with a blowtorch?"One asked...
..."I don't think we have the right weapons for the job" said one worm "We only have blowtorches and airstrikes. I think we may need to use the UNHOLY HAND GRENADE! We will have to go and retrieve it from the temple of Uk-tuk-tuk-tuk-kutkut"...
guy3982894
15 Aug 2005, 19:43
..."I don't think we have the right weapons for the job" said one worm "We only have blowtorches and airstrikes. I think we may need to use the UNHOLY HAND GRENADE! We will have to go and retrieve it from the temple of Uk-tuk-tuk-tuk-kutkut"...
which was booby trapped by 4873488342873283247437434743278437842 lightsider weapon traps. "Crud" Said the worm after reading this....
..."Not to worry",said the other worm. "We are darksiders, and so using our tunneling skills we should be able to tunnel underneath the traps and up into the central chamber. Then the UNHOLY HAND GRENADE shall be ours. MUAHAHAHAHA!"
"Dude you're scaring me", replied the first worm...
"...we've got to DDR our way through! It's the only way to get through the very big number of traps!"
"D'OH! I completely forgot." said the second worm, and so they both got out their Dance Dance Revolution pads and started to dance the night away (after all, it was dark in there).
guy3982894
16 Aug 2005, 00:00
"...we've got to DDR our way through! It's the only way to get through the very big number of traps!"
"D'OH! I completely forgot." said the second worm, and so they both got out their Dance Dance Revolution pads and started to dance the night away (after all, it was dark in there).
After they danced, all the traps blew up and destroyed the temple. All that was left was the golden Un Holy hand grenade, sitting on the pedestal. They reached for it...
Cisken1
16 Aug 2005, 00:39
and it A-SPLODED into their faces destroing half the universe...
guy3982894
16 Aug 2005, 01:08
and it A-SPLODED into their faces destroing half the universe...
and the concrete donkey :-/ :cool: .......
...and the buffalo of lies, leaving only the angular wooden giraffe intact. This was good news for greysiders, and their population massively increased, until the universe was overrun with them and their quirky playing styles...
Drunk-worm
16 Aug 2005, 10:34
...and the buffalo of lies, leaving only the angular wooden giraffe intact. This was good news for greysiders, and their population massively increased, until the universe was overrun with them and their quirky playing styles...
Then all the non-quirkys traveled to the moon and partied all night, then they did the hula, learned ballet, and went to bed.......
SPLOSION!.......
Cisken1
16 Aug 2005, 12:40
Then all the non-quirkys traveled to the moon and partied all night, then they did the hula, learned ballet, and went to bed.......
SPLOSION!.......
Look if youre gonna use use it right: repeat after me: A-splosion A-splosion
--------------------------------------------------------OMG STORY CONTINUES------------------------------------------
Because of the wrong use of A-splosion all hell broke loose so...
Look if youre gonna use use it right: repeat after me: A-splosion A-splosion
--------------------------------------------------------OMG STORY CONTINUES------------------------------------------
Because of the wrong use of A-splosion all hell broke loose so...
...they asked the moon for help...
...they asked the moon for help...
But for some reason, it didn't answer...
guy3982894
16 Aug 2005, 16:08
But for some reason, it didn't answer...
BECAUSE IT WAS DEAD BECAUSE OF MR.Scotchey hitting it with a starburst rocket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...So instead they asked the Sun. It replied "Errroptuil goiregger thrakkkandyowwwww!"
By a miraculous coincidence, a translation device was available in the only part of the temple of Uk-tuk-tuk-tuk-kutkut that didn't get destroyed in the A-SPLOSION...
Because it was located on the planet Sirius-B
...which was not a planet but a ....
(no death stars)
guy3982894
16 Aug 2005, 17:42
...which was not a planet but a ....
(no death stars)
piece of crap big flush CLR toilet with an UNholy hand grenade in it....... :eek: :rolleyes: :confused:
twoapenny
16 Aug 2005, 18:26
so the translation device translated the unusual tounge into english cheese speech, and it went something like this....
...ghdghjkdfghdfjkghdjfghdjfghdjlahglahlghdjlkjakg ahdljdaklahgkdjhgjddkhgdkjghadjkgldjgdkfhkalhgiure ehiquuuiwovxc,mnbvc;';512^%£^"%££%OJGOH$&J$hbojdi...
twoapenny
16 Aug 2005, 21:51
which in english meant, eat cheese its good for your...
Cisken1
16 Aug 2005, 22:47
spleen......
twoapenny
16 Aug 2005, 22:52
so everyone went about gathering up...
Cisken1
16 Aug 2005, 22:54
spleen......
guy3982894
16 Aug 2005, 23:13
spleen......
nukes with mountain chili cheese dogs in it.....
...and because everybody was so busy gathering these, order was restored, and the universe was at peace again.
END OF CHAPTER
I always love happy endings.
NEXT CHAPTER...
Cisken1
17 Aug 2005, 03:08
Spleen.......
Drunk-worm
17 Aug 2005, 08:37
Spleen.......
Was in a butcher window...... Cisken stared at it, drooling, then Drunk-worm ran into him and said "SPLOSION IS... *breath* AUSTRALIAN FOR... *breath* A- SPLOSION YOU YANK! *breath..breath..breath..* *faints*.....
Suddenly, and army of Sausage Men...
Suddenly, and army of Sausage Men...
Appeared and fortunately they looked a little drunk. One of them was known as "Me Smash You"...who was a feared commander of all sausages....and then, without wasting a second, the other sausages eated him, but that was not a smart thing to do, because...
Appeared and fortunately they looked a little drunk. One of them was known as "Me Smash You"...who was a feared commander of all sausages....and then, suddenly...
...the sausage leader, Mike Basteron the 35th, ordered that the army of pork products savagely BEAT a group of innocent CRABS sitting on a nearby park bench...
...the sausage leader, Mike Basteron the 35th, ordered that the army of pork products savagely BEAT a group of innocent CRABS sitting on a nearby park bench...
Because the crabs quickly changed to death-crabs, armed with superpowers and deadly claws, the leader ordered the army to retreat to the nearby statue of the famous human called "The Foolish Mortal". But the sausages weren't lucky. A little boy came and threw the whole sausage army to the park bench...and then, it started to rain. The crabs retreated and then the sausages noticed a group of filthy-looking worms standing on the lamp post nearby...
Cisken1
17 Aug 2005, 13:48
spleen......
spleen......
...udders...
Cisken1
17 Aug 2005, 13:53
...sack... ???
...sack... ???
Walrus.....
scarecrow
17 Aug 2005, 15:57
Cheeseburger!!!!!!!!!
guy3982894
17 Aug 2005, 17:29
Cheeseburger!!!!!!!!!
with fries and an EVIL DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
... THAT MADE WHOEVER DRINKS IT USE ALLCAPS AND ENOUGH EXCLAMATION MARKS TO GET SENT TO THE LOONY BIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, the simply insane level of sarcasm I post in this thread. And not a word about me once having the habit of using multiple excalamtion marks, which, by the way, is the sign of a diseased mind.
scarecrow
17 Aug 2005, 18:30
And so Lawd indeed got sent to the loony bin where he was restrained, put in isolation, and given ass-injections by big men in white shirts.He was in hell and now wishes he didn't tell everyone he was insane...
guy3982894
17 Aug 2005, 18:33
And so Lawd indeed got sent to the loony bin where he was restrained, put in isolation, and given ass-injections by big men in white shirts.He was in hell and now wishes he didn't tell everyone he was insane...
Luckly the big flush toilet overflowed and put out hell cause it's on fire and Lawd got broken out while the devil was dying.
And so Lawd indeed got sent to the loony bin where he was restrained, put in isolation, and given ass-injections by big men in white shirts.He was in hell and now wishes he didn't tell everyone he was insane...
When did I say I was insane? I said I once had that habit, yes, but now I don't. If you think I'm insane, you should see some of the poeple I spend my school days with. Seriously.
scarecrow
17 Aug 2005, 18:38
diseased mind, whatever.
Why, do you go to alternative school?
"Alternative" school? Somehow I doubt it. Even though I haven't the foggiest idea what you're on about.
scarecrow
17 Aug 2005, 18:55
Well if you never heard about it I quess that's a good thing...
Nothing to worry about, then!
Cisken1
17 Aug 2005, 19:37
Luckly the big flush toilet overflowed and put out hell cause it's on fire and Lawd got broken out while the devil was dying.
with spleen
... -tastic flan-spatulastic flan-cake-thingies...
Cisken1
17 Aug 2005, 21:57
dipped in spleen...
Drunk-worm
18 Aug 2005, 07:31
dipped in spleen...
and covered with that sticky stuff that they use to put CDs on magazine covers....
Cisken1
18 Aug 2005, 07:42
of spleen :p
...As Lawd was running through hell trying to ignore the constant repitition of foodstuffs and body organs talked about by other forum members, he met a worm.
"My name is worm 1" said the worm. "I died 4131 posts ago"...
twoapenny
18 Aug 2005, 20:54
Cheese......
Cisken1
18 Aug 2005, 21:56
with spleen...
guy3982894
18 Aug 2005, 22:04
with spleen...
and F******** S****** mountains **** OMFG&&#^&#&#^#.
...and cisken got killed in a slow and agonising death by his rabbit neighbour and he met lawd who said...
Cisken1
18 Aug 2005, 23:31
Spleeeeeen!!!!!!!
Drunk-worm
19 Aug 2005, 08:25
Spleeeeeen!!!!!!!
Crap...................
Crap...................
Crapy i mean creapy i mean spooky :D
...and LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO....
...Mr. T...
And then appears Mr. T so, where is A-team?
And then appears Mr. T so, where is A-team?
No one knows that! They're on the run! Uuuuh, pity the foo'!
No one knows that! They're on the run! Uuuuh, pity the foo'!
''Pity the foot'' finds out where is A-Team and blows every guy from A-Team exept Mr. T. She fights whit Mr. T and then...
...France EXPLODES!!
Noooooo!!! French Fries!!!! Nooooo!!!! But wait, who is that worm who is on fire? Thats not worm that is Pikachu!!! He is on fire!! Die Pikachu Die!!! Whatte? ...
Pikachu's dead? REJOICE!! *seizure*
The untimely death of Pikachu has caused walnuts to appear everywhere. On window sills, under peacocks, on top of vicars. Hell, even in Bristol!
Pikachu's dead? REJOICE!! *seizure*
The untimely death of Pikachu has caused walnuts to appear everywhere. On window sills, under peacocks, on top of vicars. Hell, even in Bristol!
Yay, Walnuts the are transforming to Peanuts!!!! Then an Elephant from Africa comes and eates them...
... but it isn't really an elephant! It's a man, in a swan costume!
... but it isn't really an elephant! It's a man, in a swan costume!
Oh, no!!! He Eated all peanuts!!! *His head exploded*
The exploding head sent facial-features in ALL directions... North... South... Left. It sent an ear flying in a south-westerly direction, and it landed in someone's kebab. RUINED.
The exploding head sent facial-features in ALL directions... North... South... Left. It sent an ear flying in a south-westerly direction, and it landed in someone's kebab. RUINED.
That was Hulk, he seemed a little angry,
''Halk Man now, halk destroys'' he said
And after saying that, Halk went up to a Ford Escort and SHAT right on the wing-mirror. It dribbled down onto an unsuspecting tortoise, the poor bugger - he got a RIGHT mouth-full.
And after saying that, Halk went up to a Ford Escort and SHAT right on the wing-mirror
Then Halk said : ''Me hungry'' He went to Mc. Donalds
But Hulk forgot that he was SEVERELY dyslexic, and ended up at Pizza Hut
But Hulk forgot that he was SEVERELY dyslexic, and ended up at Pizza Hut
He ate all Pica's he wanted to Shi* again, and hee ****ted (?) on George Bush...
... But he missed George Bush completely, and did on a small child named Edmund. Edmund thought it was chocolate. Edmund ate it. Edmund go blind.
... But he missed George Bush completely, and did on a small child named Edmund. Edmund thought it was chocolate. Edmund ate it. Edmund go blind.
His mother was very happy because he cant break anything now...
She gived a sveet but poisoned kiss.
In return, his smacked his mother with his humongously massive cream fist!
In return, his smacked his mother with his humongously massive cream fist!
So his mother didnt make it, she died, and Hulk was verry happy.
Hulk was so happy, that he ate her corpse with some coleslaw and cabbage compound.
Hulk was so happy, that he ate her corpse with some coleslaw and cabbage compound.
He chainged color to yellow and turned into a parrot
But the parrot was mistaken for a chair by a passing overwieght tourist and he ended up wedged between two sizeable arsecheeks.
But the parrot was mistaken for a chair by a passing overwieght tourist and he ended up wedged between two sizeable arsecheeks.
He was wery sleepy, he closed his eyes and turned into dr...
... Cockertart, Doctor of all things yogurty. (Including Yakult)
who suddenly died.
The END.
This is a crap story.
FINALLY!
36 - number
Bingo!!! Bi ai engio - Bi ai engio - Bi ai engio = Bingo
who suddenly died.
The END of chapter 6
Chapter 7.
Correction
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And hulk won double bingo and he bought an imaginary friend from saddam which...
Correction
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And hulk won double bingo and he bought an imaginary friend from saddam which...
winned 10000 dollars.
won 10000 dollars.
^ make that true ^
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So he bought his freedom and hulk got so angry he said
guy3982894
19 Aug 2005, 16:43
^ make that true ^
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So he bought his freedom and hulk got so angry he said
OMFG YOU ALLL DIE B*******: He pulls out an Metal storm 32-Barrel Prototype and pumps evryone with 7.62 bullets. It fires at 1,000,000 rounds a minute. 500 bullets a second.He even killed the SOB from pokemon. ASH!!! I've always wanted to kill him because no one can. :) He also happend to shooot Lan the kid from megaman. "Oh no mega man save me" "I can't I'm in a PET" "NOOOOOOOOOOOO*EVVVVVEVEVEVVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVVEVEVEVE* 1,000 bullets fired.*"
OMFG YOU ALLL DIE B*******: He pulls out an Metal storm 32-Barrel Prototype and pumps evryone with 7.62 bullets. It fires at 1,000,000 rounds a minute. 500 bullets a second.He even killed the SOB from pokemon. ASH!!! I've always wanted to kill him because no one can. :) He also happend to shooot Lan the kid from megaman. "Oh no mega man save me" "I can't I'm in a PET" "NOOOOOOOOOOOO*EVVVVVEVEVEVVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVVEVEVEVE* 1,000 bullets fired.*"
...Which were the voices guy3982894's head...
Cisken1
19 Aug 2005, 18:41
Noooooo!!! French Fries!!!! Nooooo!!!! But wait, who is that worm who is on fire? Thats not worm that is Pikachu!!! He is on fire!! Die Pikachu Die!!! Whatte? ...
FRENCH fries were in fact invented in BELGIUM, I have no clue why the english language calls them FRENCH... [NOT joking]
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...Which were the voices guy3982894's head...
who has gone completely insane and thinks he's the pope in Spain...
FRENCH fries were in fact invented in BELGIUM, I have no clue why the english language calls them FRENCH... [NOT joking]
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who has gone completely insane and thinks he's the pope in Spain...
^guess how i did that ^
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...Are sPaEnEiShCh....
Cisken1
20 Aug 2005, 00:09
with spleen
...and spleen in english means i suck...
guy3982894
20 Aug 2005, 00:44
...and spleen in english means i suck...
and pokemon is gay......
Cisken1
20 Aug 2005, 01:49
ness all over the place, but spleen is cool with MOUNTAINS who A-SPLODE with FLAN!!!!
guy3982894
20 Aug 2005, 01:50
ness all over the place, but spleen is cool with MOUNTAINS who A-SPLODE with FLAN!!!!
OMFG this is becoming a 4 word repeat place.
Cisken1
20 Aug 2005, 02:15
...said a MOUNTAIN DISGUISED AS A SPARE TYRE who A-SPLODED into SPLEEEEEEEEN and said: WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :eek:
guy3982894
20 Aug 2005, 03:03
...said a MOUNTAIN DISGUISED AS A SPARE TYRE who A-SPLODED into SPLEEEEEEEEN and said: WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :eek:
Which caused Cisken1's brain to stop telling his mouth to say: "Spare tyre, mountain, Spleen, flan,cheese" and all other miscellaneous objects forever.
...and thats what happened...
...and thats what happened...
Yesterday in the WC...
Cisken1
20 Aug 2005, 13:44
of the team17 forum...
SPLEEEN
of the team17 forum...
SPLEEEN
...in a galaxy VERY near this one...
Cisken1
20 Aug 2005, 15:05
that looked like a spleen on a mountain...
guy3982894
20 Aug 2005, 18:05
that looked like a spleen on a mountain...
SPLEEN AND MOUNTAIN DETECTED WARNING WARNING THREAD EXPLODING!!! :mad:
that looked like a spleen on a mountain...
So it cried out loud daddy i need more toilet paper...
Cisken1
21 Aug 2005, 00:09
with spleen-reppellant
...and a pickled egg! For the missus!
Cisken1
21 Aug 2005, 15:40
So they went to the spleen-o-mart...
LightWorm
21 Aug 2005, 18:34
... To Buy a Spade...
guy3982894
21 Aug 2005, 19:16
... To Buy a Spade...
but the spleen-o-mart A-sploded, so no more spleen.
but the spleen-o-mart A-sploded, so no more spleen.
....could be created, and all the spleen that was created busted beyond repair...
super_frea
22 Aug 2005, 12:13
...and all hope was lost, but the 21st centuary marked the arrival of the new golden plated fixey-ma-bob that could fix anything in the multiverse...
...and all hope was lost, but the 21st centuary marked the arrival of the new golden plated fixey-ma-bob that could fix anything in the multiverse...
...Exept itself and it was the only one in the multiverse and it got hit by an atomic explosion so nothing was let of it...
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Whoever posts the word exept or spleen in the next post
must read cosmicos sig
super_frea
22 Aug 2005, 12:20
Whoever posts the word exept or spleen in the next post
must read cosmicos sig
...except spleens... :rolleyes:
super_frea
22 Aug 2005, 12:26
...with soy sause...
Mr.cosmico
22 Aug 2005, 13:29
...and 2 MOUNTAINS!!...
twoapenny
22 Aug 2005, 14:01
and cheese...
guy3982894
22 Aug 2005, 16:41
...and a papoose!
with old mustard...
LightWorm
22 Aug 2005, 20:11
.. Bannana Phone!
twoapenny
22 Aug 2005, 21:20
and apple flavoured crisps...
Drunk-worm
23 Aug 2005, 08:50
and apple flavoured crisps...
That were plotting to take over the world and destroy sugar forever......
...using their amazing forehead cubes...
super_frea
23 Aug 2005, 12:41
..made of small fragments of shotgun welding monkeys...
...and large chunks of Lemon Drizzle Cake...
super_frea
23 Aug 2005, 12:44
...with a hint of cat hair...
...then suddenly... BANG! The dirt is gone.
The Will
24 Aug 2005, 20:08
...Into the transdimensionalwarptronthingzorttronarfgizmo9000 it goes!!!...
Drunk-worm
25 Aug 2005, 07:44
...Into the transdimensionalwarptronthingzorttronarfgizmo9000 it goes!!!...
Now for something completely different..
Suddenly, a giant 1000 pound lump of fat fell on new york...
... but the residents soon ate that up. :p
... but the residents soon ate that up. :p
...but soon after that they became sick and died so the country had to choose new residents.
Mr.cosmico
25 Aug 2005, 12:31
...which were MOUNTAINS???!?!!!...
Yes, Mountains! With names like "Sue", "Pete" and "Freffo-chisssst"
The Will
25 Aug 2005, 20:02
...and "Fred the Yellow". Fred was sent on a noble quest to...
erm i d'no
25 Aug 2005, 20:23
destroy the earth!
Drunk-worm
26 Aug 2005, 11:54
destroy the earth!
Processing factory, the gardeners had no earth to put plants in, all hope was lost...
guy3982894
26 Aug 2005, 17:30
Processing factory, the gardeners had no earth to put plants in, all hope was lost...
until a universe black hole burped up a new planet. But with 1 problem, it had ticking bombs on it!!! The gardeners planted new plants anyway but....
Cisken1
26 Aug 2005, 19:07
mountains disguised as spare tires returend in the form of fearsome SPLEEN!!!
erm i d'no
26 Aug 2005, 20:19
which then hit a meteor and was splatted throughout the universe
Cisken1
26 Aug 2005, 20:24
so it took over the whole universe!!! :eek:
guy3982894
26 Aug 2005, 23:38
so it took over the whole universe!!! :eek:
but the brains started to rebel aganist the dreaded spleen, killing them with their higher level of thought.
Cisken1
27 Aug 2005, 00:22
BUT they had forgotton about the spare tyres who were disguised as mountains so they defeated the brains with their lazeroid-spleenz
Drunk-worm
27 Aug 2005, 06:29
Then a Nintendo DS from the far reaches of space blew up the spleen-mountains with its Double spleen-exterminators
guy3982894
27 Aug 2005, 18:08
... The End.
Not!!! THIS THREAD WILL NEVER DIE!!!!
Chapter 7.
It all started with a worm war, everyone was dropping fatkins on eachother.
Not!!! THIS THREAD WILL NEVER DIE!!!!
Chapter 7.
It all started with a worm war, everyone was dropping fatkins on eachother.
...one worm, called "Me-Me" was planning to go to the toilet. But suddenly...
super_frea
28 Aug 2005, 09:16
...he was squished by a rampaging penguin...
erm i d'no
28 Aug 2005, 09:30
who decided 2 kill people and eat ther livers
The Necro
28 Aug 2005, 09:34
...even if he didn't like livers...
super_frea
28 Aug 2005, 09:43
...then everyone realised that worms probably don't have livers...
Cisken1
28 Aug 2005, 12:52
so he a-sploded and left sticky goo all over the potty...
guy3982894
28 Aug 2005, 16:34
so he a-sploded and left sticky goo all over the potty...
and when the fatkins went to poo :rolleyes: :p .... he got goo all over his a**.
and when the fatkins went to poo :rolleyes: :p .... he got goo all over his a**.
...so he decided to eat his a** to get rid of the goo. (It must taste terrible...)
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