And now Shadowmoon's back on my ignore list.

Not that it matters, he's off on holiday for two weeks. Bliss!

I wrote this in the Olympics thread to Shadowmoon. I'm saving this here, in case it gets moderated. It's how I feel now... I'm impressed at his completely and utter disinterest in growing as a human being. It's sad. It's pitiable. It's... Shadowmoon.

I was going to reply to that there, but I would have become infracted for it.

I think you are forgetting that Shadowmoon is thirteen years old. You might be a smidge too intense.

But still, after reading http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=664075&postcount=21 , jesus. "i'll start looking for facts and stuff if it makes you really happy!"

I've started a humanitarian "be nice to shadowmoon" effort because despite everyone annoying him and him annoying everyone, he still is staying here. I mean I'm not like being just straight up "that's okay dude :)" to everything, I'm just trying to explain to him exactly what he's doing wrong and why it makes people hate him. If he doesn't listen to this, I officially give up.

I think you are forgetting that Shadowmoon is thirteen years old. You might be a smidge too intense.ok. I can look back on these forums and see how I acted at I think 15 or so. I can remember well enough what I was like at 13 as well even without documentation. wormgod is 11 and we have many others here that rank in close to shadowmoon's age. none of them are NEARLY as persistently dense. shadowmoon willfully ignore everything we say to try to help. every time. I was NEVER that immature. S2K is right, he's more pitiable than annoying at this point. I want to find him and hug him or something to make what is going to be a horrible life slightly better but he'd just say I was creepy and yell at me for it.

I've started a humanitarian "be nice to shadowmoon" effort because despite everyone annoying him and him annoying everyone, he still is staying here. I mean I'm not like being just straight up "that's okay dude :)" to everything, I'm just trying to explain to him exactly what he's doing wrong and why it makes people hate him. If he doesn't listen to this, I officially give up.we've all tried that at some point or another. it's never worked even once.

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=664145&postcount=32

What the...

(unless he's specifically talking about badminton, the only event where Malaysia have ever won medals (a silver and two bronzes), in which case fair enough)

Concerning the double-poisoning bug that's crept into WA, MilesTP has [this suggestion (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=664484&postcount=14)] for Cybershadow.

[Oh look, it's that idea again (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=36927)]

[America is evil because of foreigners (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=664744&postcount=90)]

StoneFrog's really trying to make a name for himself, isn't he? That post could've been torn straight off of BBC News' Have Your Say.

[America is evil because of foreigners (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=664744&postcount=90)]

StoneFrog's really trying to make a name for himself, isn't he? That post could've been torn straight off of BBC News' Have Your Say.don't get me wrong, the damn illegal mexicans annoy the hell out of me, but they hardly make america evil.....plenty of other things do THAT part...

Oh Glod, Shadowmoon has the Internet in his hotel in Cyprus.

no, no, no, no, no

That might be a blessing in disguise. ;) Hint hint :p

[Shirdel to Internets: I'm An Idiot (And You Can Too!) (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=36961)]

[Team17 didn't make a game they made (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=660259&postcount=3)]

[Shirdel to Internets: I'm An Idiot (And You Can Too!) (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=36961)]

The only reason I'm not replying on that thread to mock him is because he was actually the only person who was nice to me the first time I went to wormnet. :P
So I'm kinda returning the favor.

The only reason I'm not replying on that thread to mock him is because he was actually the only person who was nice to me the first time I went to wormnet. :P
So I'm kinda returning the favor.
You should post and tell that story. :D

Finally, as a result of this some changes have been made to the PM system. The key change is that we have disabled it















for all members who currently have their posts moderated before they appear on the forum. Got you worried there, didn't I :p

No, by including that giant spamulous gap you just made me think you're an idiot whose post deserves to be quoted in this thread.

Consider it changed.

Aw, I thought that was great... :(

Poll please!

Perhaps a scroll bar so we could adjust the gap to our desired size? :p

*groans rather loudly*

There's just no pleasing you lot :mad: :rolleyes:

[Accusing people of having alternative accounts on an internet forum is insensitive to "scizophrenics" (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=665498&postcount=8)]

[Accusing people of having alternative accounts on an internet forum is insensitive to "scizophrenics" (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=665498&postcount=8)]that post makes my brain cry and I don't want to read to find out what he's on about :p

Yay for incorrect spelling and terminology!
And the obviously strange conclusions.

[Matrona 2 says, "WOW2 on the DS sucks because I say it sucks and anyone who thinks differently is probably one of those Gays I've read about in the paper" (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=668113&postcount=11)]

"Invalid post specified".
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. D:

"Invalid post specified".
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. D:

Because I deleted it. Then he sent me this:
oh right, what have i done now. You know i am not a silly 10 year old or a 5 year old. I AM 17 YEARS OLD. And i was only saying the DS version was not better than the PSP version. And that skurminator2k and that muzer kept on annoying me saying that the DS version was better. That made me realy angry. That made me say those things to them. Undo that stupid bad spam thingy OR ELSE.
Then this:
If that serious infracion happens i can simply delete my profile and make a new one. By the way, i am not not normally a nice guy.
For ****'s sake. STOP GIVING ME REASONS TO BAN YOU.

New policy: Only nice guys allowed on our forums. :p

New policy: Only nice guys allowed on our forums. :pbut he's NOT not a nice guy. didn't you not read that?

Yes but he said he was only a not not nice guy normally, which means he wasn't not not nice then, so he should be banned for not not not being nice. :p

New policy: Only nice guys allowed on our forums. :p
uh oh

Billygoat is getting on my nerves now (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=37188) :p

Billygoat is getting on my nerves now (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=37188) :pgod damn he's retarded! :eek:

I really, truly hope he lied about his age when he registered.

I only visit the WOW2 forum for lols now. Many people there are serious retards, S2K must be going bankrupt on all those shadowmoon trophies he buys.

I only visit the WOW2 forum for lols now. Many people there are serious retards, S2K must be going bankrupt on all those shadowmoon trophies he buys.my god. you touch that forum? without 3 feet of latex between you and it?....I'm so very sorry.

I'm a bit disappointed. I know a lot of people find yakuza to be a troll, but I've chatted to him on IRC before (he's ropa on #worms) and he can seem a bit arrogant and aggressive but I never thought he was too bad. I've even stuck up for him on occasion.

Then he posts stuff like this (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=669189&postcount=2). Maybe he is just a troll/jerk.

I'm a bit disappointed. I know a lot of people find yakuza to be a troll, but I've chatted to him on IRC before (he's ropa on #worms) and he can seem a bit arrogant and aggressive but I never thought he was too bad. I've even stuck up for him on occasion.

Then he posts stuff like this (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=669189&postcount=2). Maybe he is just a troll/jerk.he's like plasma. he ALMOST has redeeming qualities. then he posts something that's just so ungodly intolerable that you want to stab him through the eyes with a pair of swordfish.

I dislike him. I find he will argue about anything with anyone, pointlessly. Nothing good ever emerges from it either.

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I think he disliked me ever since I send him a PM entitled "F UCK YOU, YAKUZA". That was ages ago when he and franpa got the Upcoming Update thread closed.

Of course, most of you will have no idea what I am talking about...

I think he disliked me ever since I send him a PM entitled "F UCK YOU, YAKUZA".

To be fair, that is a pretty good reason for him to dislike you.
Even if he did get a thread closed - a thread that I don't have any memory of.

I only visit the WOW2 forum for lols now. Many people there are serious retards, S2K must be going bankrupt on all those shadowmoon trophies he buys.

Maybe we could institute a Squirminator Award for Actual Bankruptcy.

To be fair, that is a pretty good reason for him to dislike you.
Even if he did get a thread closed - a thread that I don't have any memory of.
It was that thread where CyberShadow was slowly revealing all the features in the 3.6.28.0 update (wow that was so much longer ago than it seems, time really does fly)...

I dislike him. I find he will argue about anything with anyone, pointlessly. Nothing good ever emerges from it either.don't have to tell me twice. I don't remember how many arguments I've had with him where he argued nonsensical, off-topic and completely irrelevant points. I can't stand the *******, but I do occassionally see him acting human-like and on IRC he's not that bad at all.

Maybe we could institute a Squirminator Award for Actual Bankruptcy......my god that was painful...

I'm a bit disappointed. I know a lot of people find yakuza to be a troll, but I've chatted to him on IRC before (he's ropa on #worms) and he can seem a bit arrogant and aggressive but I never thought he was too bad. I've even stuck up for him on occasion.

Then he posts stuff like this (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=669189&postcount=2). Maybe he is just a troll/jerk.

He's not [just] being a jerk there; like very often, he again knows what he's talking about, but doesn't bother to explain the details of it to anyone who wasn't around when the battles between him and ArcBeetle took place. That post was quite funny for those of us who were around for those, heh.

For the record, ArcBeetle connecting to WormNet2 for the first time is allegedly the worst single event that ever befell the WWP community [there were many] and scholars believe it to have caused its final fall from intolerably idiotic to completely empty. Now you know. :p

Maybe we could institute a Squirminator Award for Actual Bankruptcy.

I enjoyed that. :o

I hate ropa. I didn't know he was Yakuza.

Now I hate him more.

I hate ropa. I didn't know he was Yakuza.

Now I hate him more.
The guy on IRC you mean? He said to me that he wasn't actually yakuza, and unless he was being sarcastic or just plain lying (I was very tired then so that was a possibility), then I don't know who he is. Thinking about it though, he probably is yakuza...

Yakuza and ropa are the same persion, yeah. Back then I hated his guts. Nowadays I don't mind him, as his behaviour toward me changed quite a deal over the years, for whatever reason. Still can't say I'm too fond of him anyway, since the way he is to other people who I don't think deserve the treatment doesn't pass me by.

Plasma doesn't seem to know what the difference between tuning a TV and flicking between the channels is...

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=35143&page=8 (and a little bit on the previous page...)

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Ahahaah I knew that would happen. Plasma is too predictable.

It's nice to see the event hasn't changed his attitude one bit. :rolleyes:

Although I don't like either side, I do feel sad about any actually decent girls he might've crushed this way.

It's nice to see the event hasn't changed his attitude one bit. :rolleyes:

Although I don't like either side, I do feel sad about any actually decent girls he might've crushed this way.I don't. really, they should've seen it coming :p

This isn't so much stupidity on the forum, but stupidity of the forum itself. Check out how the forum has automatically shortened CyberShadow's URL:

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=669491&postcount=2

This isn't so much stupidity on the forum, but stupidity of the forum itself. Check out how the forum has automatically shortened CyberShadow's URL:

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php...91&postcount=2 (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=669491&postcount=2)
Yeah, I noticed that :p

Hah, I noticed that one and pointed it out to Vladimir. He had a laughing fit:

<KRD> Speaking of the wiki, I found this hilarious: http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=37213
<CyberShadow> lmao
<CyberShadow> I noticed that only now
<CyberShadow> LOL
<CyberShadow> wow
<CyberShadow> after spending an entire day writing/editing troubleshooting stuff, that one made me laugh quite hard :D

Edit: Ew, it took me five minutes to finish writing this post.

I just approved this thread from the Blast forum which made me smile:

do you still play it?i would,but i lost it :( at least it was only a buck.

I think we're all better people for knowing that.

Shadowmoon has spam-attacked Dream17 once again, so I've taken some of your advice (I think Thomasp suggested it) by "suggesting" I might take legal action. I've told him I'm going to speak to my Solicitors tomorrow, which is true as I'm going to talk to them about selling my property in Canadia.

THe whole 'one-word-game' thread: http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=37230

Morons.

Oh my. (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=37236)

Watch out, Pig Buster.

I thought gingerneck was one of the ODers...

anyway, I just noticed something:

http://forum.team17.co.uk/member.php?u=77459

"Achievement Unlocked: Proving Aku wrong" but the linked post has been deleted. can I please be quoted the post if it's still on record somewhere? the irony inherent in the whole thing is just too amazing not to know what it was :p

this is the link in case he changes it: http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=668502&postcount=1775

I thought gingerneck was one of the ODers...

yeah, he's just an amusing parachute of splapp's

Shadowmoon has spam-attacked Dream17 once again, so I've taken some of your advice (I think Thomasp suggested it) by "suggesting" I might take legal action. I've told him I'm going to speak to my Solicitors tomorrow, which is true as I'm going to talk to them about selling my property in Canadia.I love how people are simply compelled to spam the one thing that has tons of security measures. :rolleyes:

Oh and spread the word, Shadowmoon's gay. (http://www.dream17.co.uk/index.php?id=469)

Ooh, scary, he put you on his ignore list, I'm so scared!

Shadowmoon has spam-attacked Dream17 once again, so I've taken some of your advice (I think Thomasp suggested it) by "suggesting" I might take legal action. I've told him I'm going to speak to my Solicitors tomorrow, which is true as I'm going to talk to them about selling my property in Canadia.

He's apparently blaming it on him "being very angry at the moment" (http://z11.invisionfree.com/Team17/index.php?showtopic=976).

'I'm sorry for stabbing that person to death officer, I'm very angry at the moment'. Hardly going to hold up in a court of law, is it. Did Shadowmoron apologise? I doubt it.

I thought gingerneck was one of the ODers...

anyway, I just noticed something:

http://forum.team17.co.uk/member.php?u=77459

"Achievement Unlocked: Proving Aku wrong" but the linked post has been deleted. can I please be quoted the post if it's still on record somewhere? the irony inherent in the whole thing is just too amazing not to know what it was :p

this is the link in case he changes it: http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=668502&postcount=1775

From the "Official Character Profile Thread", when I deleted 46 spammy posts. Note, it's a post by Plasma, not Shadowmoon - I can't personally see how that works with Shadowmoon proving you wrong :confused:

Erm...

wow...I can't even IMAGINE a profile being worse than that... and I've seen some crap profiles in my life.
Well there ya go, you've found a profile being worse than McMasters' one. Doesn't that make ya feel dead inside?


I'd really love to permaban shadowmoon, but let's face it, this forum would get pretty boring without him, since McMaster would probably shut up as well :p

I'd really love to permaban shadowmoon, but let's face it, this forum would get pretty boring without him, since McMaster would probably shut up as well :p

it's already pretty boring

hey-o!

Please ban him at your earliest convenience.

yeah, he's just an amusing parachute of splapp'sholy christ on a cracker is that ever obvious now that I know what to look for! :o

From a PM Shadowmoon sent me:
Each time you insult me, the more ignorant i'll get.

This applies to you only.

So if your insulting me, your not helping the forum.

The following post is entirely off the record.


Please for the sake of this forum, humanity and the universe, insult Shadowmoon some more. I promise to keep your infraction total less than 10 ;)

The following post is entirely off the record.


Please for the sake of this forum, humanity and the universe, insult Shadowmoon some more. I promise to keep your infraction total less than 10 ;)BEHOLD THE CORRUPTION INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!

BEHOLD THE CORRUPTION INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!
You should see some of the things volcadmin has said in the mods-only forum :p

And also - epic fail alert from Shadowmoron in the "Games of One Word" thread:

That is not a grammar mistake.:rolleyes:

Oh, and for old games: Space Invaders

Why did no-one mention this? its not my favourite i'm just mentioning it.

I lament the pruning of the One-Word thread.

It's a pity it's gone so downhill because it could have been quite good fun.

Shadowmoon just sent me this PM:
You have lost, S2K! you insulted me again, and with that, i am going to be very ignorant! extremely ignorant! and i don't mean to you, i mean to everyone.

I tried to warn you, but you just didn't listen.

Goodbye!
I replied to him, telling him he probably doesn't know what ignorance actually is, and then told him I'd be happily waiting for him to get banned for the activity that is to follow.

He sent me a PM back saying that he knows what Ignorance is "Carrying on how you were."

IRONY!

Here's the whole lot that got pruned from that thread - one part annoyed me which I shall highlight later.


for games whose name consists of only ONE word.
I forgot.


It's that integer just after zero and before two.
Please do not treat me like a stupid. You don't know me in real life, so anyone who calls me a moron has no proof. 'he acts like an idiot on the forum' is not proof.

As said above, i forgot.


Understand now? It's not rocket science.
I know!

i just forget stuff sometimes.

Soon i'm gonna be getting more challenging violent games, as now i'm allowed.

I would also like some of the PC games people are mentioning too, but unfortunately my PC is a stupid slow piece of rubbish.


ignorant
For the last friggin' time....

I BLOODY FORGOT!

AND OTHER PEOPLE HAVE DONE WHAT I HAVE DONE TOO!

OPEN YOUR EYES!


I BLOODY FORGOT!

AND OTHER PEOPLE HAVE DONE WHAT I HAVE DONE TOO!

OPEN YOUR EYES!
Maybe. But because of responses like these, people pick you out. Think that over.

The thread is called The Top 100 Games of One Word". The clue, as they say, is in the name. Don't tell me you "forgot" how to read as well...?

I'm not the only one. open your eyes.

So "Other people have made the same mistake" is a valid reason not to comment on the fact that you've continually made the mistake, even after people have pointed out the mistake and everyone has realised we're only supposed to be talking about games with one-word titles?

This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible aren't you? You won't Ignore me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness, and I won't Ignore you, because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.


Now the bit that really annoyed me was that he said I was calling him a moron, which I quite blatantly wasn't. How else was I supposed to tell him that one is a number between 0 and 2? I very nearly banned him for that, but a few seconds of rational thought reminded me he's just a kid. Damn you rational thought!

Lol, this is absolutely hilarious!

Now the bit that really annoyed me was that he said I was calling him a moron, which I quite blatantly wasn't. How else was I supposed to tell him that one is a number between 0 and 2? I very nearly banned him for that, but a few seconds of rational thought reminded me he's just a kid. Damn you rational thought!
:(

Shadsy
Hehehe .

I really want to see Shadowmoon's response to this: http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=670119&postcount=26


And also, just looked at Shadowmoon's profile page - another Epic Fail there: http://forum.team17.co.uk/member.php?u=77459 - check out the "Homepage" link. He didn't seem to realise that anything entered in the field is parsed as a URL...

I really want to see Shadowmoon's response to this: http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php...9&postcount=26 (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=670119&postcount=26)


And also, just looked at Shadowmoon's profile page - another Epic Fail there: http://forum.team17.co.uk/member.php?u=77459 - check out the "Homepage" link. He didn't seem to realise that anything entered in the field is parsed as a URL...
Heh, funny :p

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=670099&postcount=57

online play is just something,for me,they throw in at the last minute and use it to make people buy the game like mad.team 17 realised this,and avoided the use of online play.
Hahaha. He's got T17 all figured out!

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=670314&postcount=1766

I just can't believe Shadowmoon's ability to make his bad ideas get worse and worse and worse every time he tries to think it over.

But in all seriousness, I've been laughing for 5 minutes over this. Somehow, adding a picture of your sigworm as a banana is supposed to make it better.

How? Why? Should I stop trying to understand Shadowmoon logic?

That was a short six-months. Flew by quite quickly.

So there are 1,334 posts in this thread. I wonder how many of those posts are reporting or discussing Shadowmoon-related stupidity?

So there are 1,334 posts in this thread. I wonder how many of those posts are reporting or discussing Shadowmoon-related stupidity?
You know it's all of them, so why bother asking :p

Oh boy, I get post 1337.

Yes, I realise that this post is in itself an example of Stupidity on the Forum :p.

Fitting that a stupid number gets a stupid post.

i've been reading some of my 14-year-old brother's posts on facebook and they bear a striking similarity to shadowmoon. really, i don't think the kid is intentionally obtuse, he's just a young'n who doesn't know any better.

obviously that doesn't excuse him from talking trash and being an all-around terrible poster, but just some food for thought.

I generally don't like sounding like a jerkOh, the ironing. (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=670397&postcount=1785)

hey! why's it telling me to download that? I don't have it on this computer!

:rolleyes:

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=670459&postcount=1101

[plasma probably doesn't look in Program Files > Accessories > Games on his Start Menu very often (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=670500&postcount=119)]

[plasma probably doesn't look in Program Files > Accessories > Games on his Start Menu very often (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=670500&postcount=119)]

I know I don't.

[plasma probably doesn't look in Program Files > Accessories > Games on his Start Menu very often (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=670500&postcount=119)]
Heh, you got proven wrong for that, oh noes, Plasma had a good point, the world is ending!

[plasma probably doesn't look in Program Files > Accessories > Games on his Start Menu very often (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=670500&postcount=119)]
i love how plasma is consistently a dick to his e-girlfriend

[plasma probably doesn't look in Program Files > Accessories > Games on his Start Menu very often (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=670500&postcount=119)]I don't even have one.
i love how plasma is consistently a dick to his e-girlfriendThey broke up.

Clearly Barry's too cool to give special treatment. :rolleyes:

They broke up.

please tell me that this was after he spent 2000 bucks to meet her irl

also lmao, i didn't know his name was barry

please tell me that this was after he spent 2000 bucks to meet her irl

also lmao, i didn't know his name was barryPretty much: http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=669455&postcount=1299

So his name's Barry, is it?

I'd better start saying "Silly you..." to him...

And then Andrew will have to remind us that we're not allowed to slack.

Franpa's name is Borris (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=670543&postcount=123) :p

Sooo close to Bruce!

My desktop PC is called Borris.

This post seems to disturb me on many, many levels:

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=670603&postcount=4

Who's Kelsey?

Who's Kelsey?
Kelster23 - his ex e-girlfriend.

Pretty much: http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=669455&postcount=1299
hahahahahhaha

Kelster23 - his ex e-girlfriend.

I see the pieces of the puzzle are falling into place. My ignorance to what goes around here never ceases to amaze me.

This post seems to disturb me on many, many levels:

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=670603&postcount=4that IS a rather disturbing post....

Pretty much: http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=669455&postcount=1299

Seriously? Seriously

[Drama on Team17.tk (http://z11.invisionfree.com/Team17/index.php?showtopic=991)]

Not our forum, no. But share-worthy all the same.

[Drama on Team17.tk (http://z11.invisionfree.com/Team17/index.php?showtopic=991)]

Not our forum, no. But share-worthy all the same.
christ, this is glorious

god, shadowmoon's so unimaginably stupid that I can't even read the thread. it's just annoying.

If we get a thread here called 'Please, come back yauhui. Please.' I will personally ban whoever makes it.



(Maybe.)

I say we assign roles to people here and recreate the thread post-for-post.

I'd like to be Shadowmoon, if that's okay.

I suppose it's a good thing if Team17.tk closes/dies, because then Shadowmoon will spend even more time here, which means his eventual permabanning will come sooner. But then we won't have as much to laugh at...

double post merge failure

I suppose I could register on there and see how long it takes them to appoint me admin, and then shut the place down once I have access to the adminCP

*evil grin*

Yeah, I bet you're real popular there.

You thought that thread was bad? Check out this one:

http://z11.invisionfree.com/Team17/index.php?showtopic=823

What makes it even worse is that it's posted in the "Story Land" forum which has the following description:

This way to the wonderful land of comedy, and nice stories.

Comedy? COMEDY?! The mind boggles.

Yeah, I bet you're real popular there.I would hope so.

If we get a thread here called 'Please, come back yauhui. Please.' I will personally ban whoever makes it.



(Maybe.)
consider the gauntlet thrown (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=37273)

This post is odd in so many ways: http://z11.invisionfree.com/Team17/index.php?showtopic=991&view=findpost&p=3143975

http://z11.invisionfree.com/Team17/index.php?showtopic=998

OH NOES IT WILL BE THE END OF THE WORLD!!! SOMEONE LOGGED INTO A FORUM AND THEN LOGGED OUT AND STARTED VIEWING IT AS A GUEST!

squirminator2k why do you have 172 posts on team17.tk

Lengthy "conversations" with HaK and Shadsy.

Lengthy "conversations" with HaK and Shadsy.
yes, i know that, but why

bear in mind here that you are taking significant time out of your day to talk with pre-teens on the internet

consider the gauntlet thrown (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=37273)that thread is just pointless and stupid out of context, you realize?

that thread is just pointless and stupid out of context, you realize?
yes, but i honestly don't give a **** because i hate this forum

edit: by "this forum" i mean all the stupid bull**** outside od

yes, but i honestly don't give a **** because i hate this forum

edit: by "this forum" i mean all the stupid bull**** outside odeh, fair enough.

http://z11.invisionfree.com/Team17/index.php?showtopic=998

OH NOES IT WILL BE THE END OF THE WORLD!!! SOMEONE LOGGED INTO A FORUM AND THEN LOGGED OUT AND STARTED VIEWING IT AS A GUEST!
According to Shadowmoon it will cause an apocalypse. Although I think that might be down to him not actually knowing what the word "Apocalypse" means...

From that thread it is obvious that shadow finds rebooting a router hard.

Ahahaha why are they so paranoid about me?

Ahahaha why are they so paranoid about me?
it's awesome; you're like some sort of pure malevolent force

consider the gauntlet thrown (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=37273)

Volcadmin got there first. I'm not messing with him.

I've just noticed something on Team17.tk - shadowmoon has pretty much SIX THOUSAND POSTS on that "forum". How is that even humanly possible to post that much junk on a place in only one year? Just to compare, there are only eight members here who have more than 6000 posts. Heck, I've only got just over 6500... Akuryou has just over 10,800 :p

Shadowmoon posts 21 posts per day and is himself responsible for one third of the "content" (if you can call it that :p) on Team17.tk.


He really doesn't have a life, does he? Even less than me, for looking up all this useless info :p


Edit:

More useless stats because i'm bored :D

The average number of posts per member on Team17.tk is 411.5. The average number of posts per member, ignoring members with zero posts shoots up to 591.5.

Compare that to here, and all the members (excluding banned ones) have made 9.2 posts. Ignoring members with zero posts, it jumps up to 36.4.


Team17.tk is no more than an "instant" messaging service between a few e-friends...

I think at the height of my spamming here, I managed about 10-12 posts a day.
But to reach 20+ to make 6000 in less than a year is staggering.

And bloody hell, Plasma must be spamming more crap than I ever did. (~7900 posts in two and a half years).

I've just noticed something on Team17.tk... <snip>
I'm going to post this on their forum and see what happens.

I'm going to post this on their forum and see what happens.
My figures for total posts here may be slightly larger than what others see as it might include posts in the moderator-only forums, but if queried you can say I gave them to you.

My figures for total posts here may be slightly larger than what others see as it might include posts in the moderator-only forums, but if queried you can say I gave them to you.
[Here's the thread. (http://z11.invisionfree.com/Team17/index.php?showtopic=1004)] I removed your postcount so as not to link you to the stats, but you're welcome to throw your hat into the ring as well.

I'll wait a bit and see if they guess it's me. Depending how much shadowmoon knows about this forum, he should guess at either me or Paul.Power.

'Nuff said: http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=37287

Eggi post. http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=670880&postcount=37

<3

Well, he's figured out it was me, but quite cryptically

You even admitted to me in a PM that you wanted to see me banned.

The mods & admins have a pact that if Shadowmoon fairly hits 100 infraction points he gets a long-term temp ban from here. I PMed Shadowmoon to inform him of this, so he was aware of it.

Can we just ban yakaza sometime :p

Can we just ban yakaza sometime :p
Don't tempt me... :p

Can we just ban yakaza sometime :p
Hmm...
I think yakuza should get the new disgruntled, old viking in the next Sims forum game.

What do you think of this Shadsy post (http://z11.invisionfree.com/Team17/index.php?showtopic=1004) in the thread that S2K created? It seems like some of it is quite intelligent, but he does use quite a few stupid arguments that are quite simply not true. What do you guys make of it?

It reads to me like a young lad trying to sound more mature than he actually is. I wrote quite a few posts like that in my youth.

Oh and S2K, space shuttles aren't that hard to pilot :p Not too many controls to worry about. Now an Ilyushin 14, The Boeing CH-47 or a Bell/Boeing V-22 Osprey... they're hard to pilot.

*Shuts up about planes*

If I got into a Space Shuttle I imagine there would be more casualties than... than not.

Same could probably be said for any aircraft ;) The crew don't control igniting the rockets - they're basically passengers on a brick with rather poor gliding performance.

Regarding yakuza:

Am I actually wrong on the definition of Professional, though? I'd just thought of the 'everyone who gets paid is pro' as having as much credit as 'all opinions are equal' and carried on using the old, seemingly far more sensible, definition.

Yes you are wrong, because you don't agree exactly with what he says.

:p

This just in:

Shadowmoon has never heard of a 419 scam before, and is shocked to receive his first ever bit of spam e-mail: http://z11.invisionfree.com/Team17/index.php?showtopic=1006

Lol. I recieve on average 10/day on my personal account. And on Gmail, 100/day, but I never get to see those :D

I think Team17.tk deserves its own thread.

Lol. I recieve on average 10/day on my personal account. And on Gmail, 100/day, but I never get to see those :D

Pah, I got 500+ these past couple of days.
I average 10 an hour.

I think Team17.tk deserves its own thread.Nah, let's just keep the stupidity in this one thread

I think Team17.tk deserves its own thread.

I'm fairly certain there was already a thread about it. :p

is there a generic OD account on T17.tk? I don't feel like registering but you guys keep posting links.

There is. The username is (I think) TheOldOnes, but I forget the password.

There is. The username is (I think) TheOldOnes, but I forget the password.well figure it out damn it :p

well figure it out damn it :p
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=631692&postcount=99

Can we just ban yakaza sometime :p

yakuza owns, get the heck out of here

I think Team17.tk deserves its own thread.
i think you need to stop posting on a forum full of children who are just trying to have a little fun on the internet !!

I'm pretty much done there. At the moment I'm just interested in messing with Shadowmoon.

Someone should e-mail them pretending to be a lawyer for Team17 and force them to remove all Team17 branding from their forum :p

Wonder if they would actually do it...

I think they've been "threatened" by us lot before about that, so they modified the logo slightly :p

I'm pretty much done there. At the moment I'm just interested in messing with Shadowmoon.
why? i mean sure he's not the brightest bulb in the drawer, but for pete's sake, you're maintaing a vendetta against a child. give up the ghost already

It's not so much a vendetta as it is innocent fun. There are no victims in this crime!

i mean sure he's not the brightest bulb in the drawer

Bulbs work better if you take them out of the drawer and connect them to electricity.

Bulbs work better if you take them out of the drawer and connect them to electricity.
I almost fell off my chair laughing over that quote. Nice one Andrew :D

Plasma's Guide to sounding like a total jerk. (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=671942&postcount=17)

"I don't want to join in this game this time."
"THAT'S BECAUSE YOU TOTALLY SUCK AT IT!"

Plasma's Guide to sounding like a total jerk. (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=671942&postcount=17)

"I don't want to join in this game this time."
"THAT'S BECAUSE YOU TOTALLY SUCK AT IT!"Oh well, at least I've been beating him soundly at Albatross18.

Priceless Plasma reaction to a random hole-in-one is priceless:

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/5716/albatross18049cb2.jpg

Is this thread just a cunning ruse to catch people who lied about their age when signing up? http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=37387

I fail to see how that could be remotely entertaining to anyone older than about eight.

i forgot to note:you cant use any other words.its one of those threads created to see other people struggle and do a evil laugh.What sort of mad, insane rule is that?

apparently mario RPG is a crap game now that it's old.

who knew?

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=672257&postcount=1700

That little *******.

I should probably tell my Dad he shouldn't bother finishing SMRPG, then. Y'know, because it's so crap an' all.

Amazingly, it's the game he's been playing the most on the Wii over the past month or so. He doesn't even like most SNES games, either. Just this and Super Bomberman.

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=672299&postcount=3 - 'nuff said.

That is the best post ever.

Yakauza is getting bizarrely entertaining.

I think reading comprehension will lead you to the conclusion that I never insulted anyone before they insulted me.

[What a clod. (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=672504&postcount=4128)]

Yakauza is getting bizarrely entertaining.
yakuza is unironically my favorite poster on the team17 forum

I hate Splinter and Yakuza soooooooo much. At least Plasma doesn't start flame wars every other time.

[Love is... (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=669071&postcount=10)]

the scratch was in the middle left of the disc.
i used that laserclean thing and it is still there :eek:

So many things wrong with that thread and that Matrona2 person, but this one really had me laughing.

Surely you're supposed to clean the laser with "that laserclean thing", not the CD? :p The last few posts in "The Disconnect Thread" in WOW2 are worth reading too!

The last few posts in "The Disconnect Thread" in WOW2 are worth reading too!
My word. That thread is near impossible to read now.

holy crap :eek: it's like a bunch of schizophrenic carebears got together to start an online community....

Surely you're supposed to clean the laser with "that laserclean thing", not the CD? :p The last few posts in "The Disconnect Thread" in WOW2 are worth reading too!
now there is a terrible thread

They've even invented their own language by now.

Facts? No, not really.

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=673897&postcount=5

Seriously, what the hell was that meant to mean?

EA is evil, duh. :rolleyes:

EA have actually gotten better over the past year or so. Activision are the real *******s of the industry at the moment.

I find they've gone down from complete assholery to Plasma assholery. They seem perfectly fine for a while and then BAM, they catch you off-guard with another dick move.

I find they've gone down from complete assholery to Plasma assholery. They seem perfectly fine for a while and then BAM, they catch you off-guard with another dick move.
i think it's funny that you keep giving plasma second chances

i think it's funny that you keep giving plasma second chances

I do it mostly because beating him at online golf is hilarious.

i think it's funny that you keep giving plasma second chancesWell someone keeps tipping him off that I have him blocked, and he doesn't take a hint.

Well someone keeps tipping him off that I have him blocked, and he doesn't take a hint.

This too.

I honestly do not see the problem with Plasma? :confused:

The new title isn't really that funny :(

The new title isn't really that funny :(
Don't blame me, I didn't do it :p

I honestly do not see the problem with Plasma? :confused:it's situational. he's fine most of the time, but once in a while he gets in an argument or even just a normal conversation and he shows himself to be just a gigantic douche bag.

mostly he's fine, but those occassional times are horrible. that and in the past he was worse so we hate him from then still :p

mostly he's fine

Mostly? Ok I've seen a few number of valid posts, but mostly is a bit of an overstatement.
Unless he makes a lot of reasonable posts in a load of other threads I don't bother looking at.

The new title isn't really that funny :(
Where does it come from anyway?

A support thread in the W4 forum that can't possibly be about W4. I thought it a terribly amusing title. The thread itself is fairly full of stupid.

link for the lazy people? :p

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?p=674337#post674337

There.

lol, thanks! I didn't have time last night to search. good to know you are willing to enable me to be lazy :p

Open Discussion: Mutually facilitating laziness since February 2003.

These posts are pure Shadowmoon-grade stupidity. Apparently Matrona2 is 18 - somehow I really, really dispute that... I'm glad I "ignored" the backseat modding in that thread for now, as it's produced some comedy gold! Including:

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=674796&postcount=165
this thread will be closed soon. U grow up. I AM NOT A 5 YEAR OLD. I AM 18 YEARS OLD!!! DONT TALK TO ME AS IF IV GONE DOWN 13 YEARS. @thomasp, can u close this thread? its just a big nightmare arguement! please close it, and soon.

And someone still seems a little sour about being infracted twice for being a troll - although I would like to point out I only gave one of those infractions :p
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=674894&postcount=170
on the psp you cannot copy other peoples names. therefore the psp version is better for that. @thomasp, IM NOT SAYING THE DS VERSION IS CRAP. so please dont give me infractions. the ds version is good, i just cant handle the camera. thats the one thing i hate aboute the game, i cant hit high targets cause the screen is double, its a lot harder than the psp version. still not played online yet, my acces points is playing up and its not going to be fixed till wednesday. one more thing, how bad are the quitters there? cause i get MILLIONS of quitters each day. @roboworms, dont, and i mean DONT, insult me, or minute. its getting annoying, go to a different thread for now. till this argument falls apart. (if it does).

I'm particularly impressed by the "millions of quitters each day". Let's assume he plays for a modest 18 hours a day with three other players in each game, and each of those quit. That means to get a million quits in one day, each game must last only 0.19 seconds.

I'm particularly impressed by the "millions of quitters each day". Let's assume he plays for a modest 18 hours a day with three other players in each game, and each of those quit. That means to get a million quits in one day, each game must last only 0.19 seconds.I don't know which part is more sadly hilarious. the fact that he is whining about something so pointless or the fact that you did the math on it :p

I don't know which part is more sadly hilarious. the fact that he is whining about something so pointless or the fact that you did the math on it :p
I'm an engineer.

'Nuff said :p

I don't know which part is more sadly hilarious. the fact that he is whining about something so pointless or the fact that you did the math on it :p

Is it wrong that I instinctively do this kind of calculation? I find it's a good step towards proving people are lying and to mocking them. It works particularly well on homeopaths, although there aren't things big enough to make it really work.

I don't know which part is more sadly hilarious. the fact that he is whining about something so pointless or the fact that you did the math on it :pYou're just jealous :p

You're just jealous :pthat I can definitely deny :p

You can't dispute maths :p It's a great tool for pointing out people's stupidity.

I'm particularly impressed by the "millions of quitters each day". Let's assume he plays for a modest 18 hours a day with three other players in each game, and each of those quit. That means to get a million quits in one day, each game must last only 0.19 seconds.That's how fast they push the Power button. :rolleyes:

The only thing funnier than blatant over-exaggeration is taking it seriously.

over-exaggeration

Tautologies are redundant.

That's how fast they push the Power button. :rolleyes:
Or flick the WLAN switch.

Or select the "Quit" option from the menu


:p

[Say "Please" (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=675110&postcount=215)]

SERIOUSLY? (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?p=675599#post675599)

Instant arrogance, just add Plasma.

The irony is I can't tell if he's serious or not, but I don't really care.

apparently worms armageddon is next gen (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=675592&postcount=4)

seriously, can we kill minute yet?

so, yeah. I think the worms 5 screenshot thread has just about run its course as I'm finding it more and more retarded each time I check it :p

It was worth it. :p

It was worth it. :poh, completely. I just think it's run its course.

I don't know if you guys have noticed, but many (not all though) of Shadsy's posts have actually improved again, just look at his post history to see what I mean. Let's hope he doesn't get as bad as he was before again.

I don't know if you guys have noticed, but many (not all though) of Shadsy's posts have actually improved again, just look at his post history to see what I mean. Let's hope he doesn't get as bad as he was before again.
It's true.

Just a shame that minute55 has arrived to pick up the slack...

I am minute55.I will erase you from history!IM EVIL!!!!!MUHAHAHA!!!!

I am awesome. This explains so much.

EDIT: Motion to make this into the new thread title.

I think this one's worse than Shadowmoon....

EDIT: Motion to make this into the new thread title.

Motion carried, at least as much as would fit.

I think this one's worse than Shadowmoon....he's got a long way to go for that yet. even if he is he's got a long way to prove it.

edit: please god don't let matrona come to the community forums.... http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=37631

he's got a long way to go for that yet. even if he is he's got a long way to prove it.No matter how long it is, he's going for the gold:
Well,remove some weapons.Maybe 10 or 20.Then in it's place,half that number.Then,whatever the half ended up being,Put new weapons of that number,Some customation improvments,bug fixes.Physics improvements...

I can't help but feel that a lot of the reason why Shadowmoon has improved so dramatically is that, thanks to minute55, he's now on the receiving end of a lot of the nonsense he used to put out. It's made him realise just why what he used to do was so wrong.

That or our criticisms of him have reached critical mass. Or he's past the worst of puberty. Or all three.

Motion carried, at least as much as would fit.

There's something very wrong about seeing my name listed as the author of a thread with this title.

I can't help but feel that a lot of the reason why Shadowmoon has improved so dramatically is that, thanks to minute55, he's now on the receiving end of a lot of the nonsense he used to put out. It's made him realise just why what he used to do was so wrong.

That or our criticisms of him have reached critical mass. Or he's past the worst of puberty. Or all three.He's probably an 8-bit number.

He's probably an 8-bit number.

Usually I ignore jokes I don't understand, but what?

All I can think is that he's got 256-stupid and rolled round to zero.

Bingo .

I'm not sure what's worse - engineering jokes or computer jokes :p


Anyway... Matrona2 strikes again - read these three posts in the order I post them, and note the dates:

Post 1, 14th November (3 days ago): http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=676070&postcount=1
Post 2, 16th November (1 day ago): http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=676356&postcount=10 - that lasted a long time...
Post 3, 17th November (0 days ago): http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=676476&postcount=12 - oh look, he's "mysteriously" got the game a day after selling it. I bet he never sold it :p

Cunning .

I'm not sure what's worse - engineering jokes or computer jokes :p


Anyway... Matrona2 strikes again - read these three posts in the order I post them, and note the dates:

Post 1, 14th November (3 days ago): http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=676070&postcount=1
Post 2, 16th November (1 day ago): http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=676356&postcount=10 - that lasted a long time...
Post 3, 17th November (0 days ago): http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=676476&postcount=12 - oh look, he's "mysteriously" got the game a day after selling it. I bet he never sold it :p

Why would anyone do that? I really don't understand

Why would anyone do that? I really don't understandit's called being an attention whore. rather common among emo-kiddies.

it's called being an attention whore. rather common among emo-kiddies.
well that and 12-year-olds

[No, Minute55. No no. (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=676589&postcount=1128)]

And he's already watched.

On a related note, OH GAWD HELP THE IRONY IT'S KILLING ME! (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=676584&postcount=1939)

And he's already watched.

On a related note, OH GAWD HELP THE IRONY IT'S KILLING ME! (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=676584&postcount=1939)
shadowmoon and plasma are really duking it out for "elitist idiot" status

[No, Minute55. No no. (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=676589&postcount=1128)]

I have no idea what he's even trying to say.