The Vending Machine Of Incredible Power (Forum Game) [Archive] - Page 5

kolinmonk

8 Feb 2008, 20:16

you get an horrible music band that as no sense of what is good music ,and yeah,red hot chili peppers s****

i insert randomness

SgtFusion

8 Feb 2008, 23:58

The machine's components become randomly arranged, thereby rendering it useless. An alien comes down, blasts the machine to powder with some kind of energy beam, rearranges the atoms of the machine to their original positions, and flies away.

I insert a Homo Habilus skull.

yauhui

9 Feb 2008, 12:32

You get fish.

Insert eukaryote.

ferret47

9 Feb 2008, 15:02

you get a prokaryote back

I put in a herd of 5 mad cows

yauhui

9 Feb 2008, 16:02

you get cow and chicken.

i insert what seems to be a red brick.

tgworm

9 Feb 2008, 21:35

You get Catdog

Lob in a shoe.

kolinmonk

9 Feb 2008, 21:40

you get a sock

i put the whole "the sims" "the sims 2" and it's expansion packs ever released

Kelster23

10 Feb 2008, 06:07

You get Sim City. All the ones that have ever been released.

Insert Guitar Hero.

yauhui

10 Feb 2008, 07:59

You get a guitar.

Insert a turbo. Previous owner still in coma.

Plainplane

10 Feb 2008, 15:37

You get oil sprayed into your face.

I insert a big pile of documents.

Kelster23

10 Feb 2008, 20:50

You get Microsoft Office.

Insert Bill Gates.

Shadowmoon

10 Feb 2008, 20:53

You get Windows XP.

I insert a cow.

Shockdude

10 Feb 2008, 22:11

you get a moo

i insert a school textbook
:p

SgtFusion

11 Feb 2008, 05:36

You get 8726345982634958273468927489GB of knowledge, causing your brain to explode.

I insert the knowledge that is left over.

TeDdywoRm

11 Feb 2008, 08:59

You get a zombie.

I insert some nonsense things that are really just rubbish. Just rubbish.

Mayla

11 Feb 2008, 15:05

You get a rubbish basket in your face.

I insert my brains.

tgworm

11 Feb 2008, 21:37

You get an I.Q.

Insert a botty.

Shadowmoon

11 Feb 2008, 21:38

You get a rude noise.

I insert a burp.

kikumbob

12 Feb 2008, 11:17

You get a "release of gas from the digestive tract (mainly esophagus and stomach) through the mouth. It is usually accompanied with a typical sound and at times an odor."

I insert a frighteningly poor undergraduate university student.

SgtFusion

12 Feb 2008, 17:29

You get a frighteningly rich primary (elementary) school student.

I insert $5,000 in coins, and £2,500 in £5 notes.

Kelster23

12 Feb 2008, 19:54

You get a Nugget.

Insert Pikachu.

Shadowmoon

12 Feb 2008, 19:55

You get Raichu

Insert a poke ball.

Kelster23

12 Feb 2008, 20:00

You get a Master Ball.

Insert Berry.

Shadowmoon

12 Feb 2008, 20:08

You get a berry tree.

Insert some brains...

Kelster23

12 Feb 2008, 21:18

You get a hungry Zombie!

Insert ashes.

Xinos

12 Feb 2008, 22:51

you get dust.

insert variable

Plasma

12 Feb 2008, 23:36

Receive f(variable)

Kelster23

13 Feb 2008, 05:14

Seeing how you didn't insert anything, the machine punches you in the face.

I insert your teeth.

Geckogirl

13 Feb 2008, 20:55

You get a pack of Xylitol (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xylitol)-enriched chewing gum.

I insert a Servbot.

Rarsonic

14 Feb 2008, 16:38

You get a Security 1 Bot (http://www.daxxus.org/wingnut/sshock/enemies.htm)

I insert an "ø".

ShadowLord

14 Feb 2008, 17:57

You get an "ö".

I insert a balloon.

Kelster23

15 Feb 2008, 01:15

You get Helium.

Insert Valentine's Day. (Stupid Holiday)

Plasma

15 Feb 2008, 02:28

Receive Valentine's Day. (Good endingHoliday)

I insert a puppy.

TeDdywoRm

15 Feb 2008, 05:11

You get Cerberus.

I insert Devil May Cry(Whole series.:D).

Mayla

15 Feb 2008, 14:28

You get a real life demon crying in his knees.

I insert my hamster.

hdhdhd

15 Feb 2008, 15:27

You get a guinea pig.

I insert Gadget Racers (Fun PS2 Game)

robowurmz

15 Feb 2008, 17:20

You get Micro Machines V3 (UBER fun PS1 game).

I put in the guy from my av, with the plant pot on his head.

Kelster23

15 Feb 2008, 21:51

You get a Piranha Plant from Mario.

Insert Tucan Sam.

SgtFusion

16 Feb 2008, 00:16

You get that guy from one of the froot loops commercials who steals your colours and turns you black and white (and gray).

I insert a Magic Bullet.

Kelster23

16 Feb 2008, 00:54

You get one plain bullet.

Insert Barney the Dinosaur.

TeDdywoRm

16 Feb 2008, 04:30

You get him again singing out loud it broke out everyone's eardrums.

Insert him again. Only I killed him.

You get Micro Machines V3 (UBER fun PS1 game).

I can't believe you play that too!:D

hdhdhd

16 Feb 2008, 14:44

You get only half of his body.

I insert that half.

I can't believe you play that too!:D
V4 is better.

SgtFusion

16 Feb 2008, 20:12

You get half a Tyrannosaurus Rex, which half eats half of you.

I insert the rest of your body.

Plasma

16 Feb 2008, 21:57

You get another Tyrannosaurus Rex, only this one eats all of you.

You are dead.
Retry? [Y/N]

I insert E-100α, also known as ZERO.

(also, MicroMachines V4 was better!)

ShadowLord

16 Feb 2008, 22:31

You get Beta.

I insert a Rickroll.

Kelster23

17 Feb 2008, 02:07

You get a roll of pennies.

Insert Bob the Builder.

Shadowmoon

19 Feb 2008, 17:31

You get noddy!

Insert The teletubbies.

Mayla

19 Feb 2008, 19:00

You get four TV's ripped off of their bellies.

I insert you. C:

Shadowmoon

19 Feb 2008, 19:06

You get the opposite of my name, Lightsun.

Insert the sun.

SgtFusion

19 Feb 2008, 22:22

You get a black hole, which sucks you, the machine, and everybody into another universe.

I insert 1,000 computer chips, 2.3% of them defective.

Basti@n

20 Feb 2008, 03:32

You gets cookies with chocolate chips, 2.3% of them are really poop.

I insert da Uber Gingerneck.

Geckogirl

20 Feb 2008, 11:01

You get a worm's neck that's made of gingerbread.

I insert Mentos chewing gum.

SgtFusion

20 Feb 2008, 20:50

A fountain of brown liquid shoots out of the machine, drenching you in Diet Coke.

I insert an empty Coke bottle.

Basti@n

21 Feb 2008, 12:21

You get a full Pepsi bottle.

I insert :eek:

Shadowmoon

21 Feb 2008, 18:02

You get struck by lightning and die.

Insert your body.

Basti@n

21 Feb 2008, 22:31

You get Myself multiplied by Myself and then multiplied by myself... (repeat forever until you die or get bored)

I insert my toilet.

SgtFusion

21 Feb 2008, 23:56

You get The Poopsmith (http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/The_Poopsmith). You pass out because of the stench.

I insert a bucket of gravy.

Mayla

22 Feb 2008, 13:38

You get a bucket of ketchup.

I insert lobsters.

TeDdywoRm

22 Feb 2008, 14:17

You get many flying toy dentures and oh no! It chases almost anything!:p

I insert the old woman weapon.

hdhdhd

22 Feb 2008, 18:26

You get a sheep weapon.

I insert the 'con' in 'convention'.

SgtFusion

22 Feb 2008, 18:33

You get the 'pound' in 'impound'. You get crushed to the thinness of a credit card.

I insert your crushed body.

Basti@n

22 Feb 2008, 20:58

You get a cementery made out of paper.

I insert an emo.

Kelster23

22 Feb 2008, 21:24

You get Eyore.

Insert these awesome Hickory Sticks that I'm eating.

Shockdude

22 Feb 2008, 21:39

you get real sticks of hickory that you have to eat

i insert dairantou smash brothers x
:p

SgtFusion

23 Feb 2008, 03:32

You get the really old Super Mario Bros. for NES.

I insert an old Nintendo.

yauhui

23 Feb 2008, 03:54

You get a NES.

I insert my stupid flash mx, with hopes that a brand new Flash 8 would come out.

*waits*

SgtFusion

23 Feb 2008, 03:57

A bright flash of light comes from the machine, blinding you.

I insert 20 ice cubes.

Shadowmoon

23 Feb 2008, 08:57

You turn into an ice statue.

Insert you as an ice statue.

kolinmonk

23 Feb 2008, 14:24

the statue melts

i insert the water from the melted statue

TeDdywoRm

23 Feb 2008, 14:50

The machine turns into a futuristic water cannon and fires the water, blasting you away.

I insert the cannon into an another "Vending Machine Of Incredible Power".

Shadowmoon

23 Feb 2008, 16:01

You get a pirate worm.

Insert a cutlass.

hdhdhd

23 Feb 2008, 16:18

You get a phrase on the machine's display: "AAARRRRR, Matey!"

I insert a box of crackers.

Shadowmoon

23 Feb 2008, 16:19

You get fireworks.

Insert a rock.

SgtFusion

23 Feb 2008, 20:35

An extremely loud sound clip from a rock concert plays from the machine, causing you to go half deaf.

I insert a skeleton.

Shadowmoon

23 Feb 2008, 20:35

You get a hungry dog.

Insert the hungry dog.

Geckogirl

23 Feb 2008, 21:31

You get an octorok.

I insert the letter X.

Shadowmoon

23 Feb 2008, 21:32

You get the letter Z

Insert dictionary.

Plasma

23 Feb 2008, 23:07

Nothing happens, so you lean in.
You find a boxing glove!

With your face.

I insert 'tresni I'.

SgtFusion

24 Feb 2008, 02:55

You get "teg uoY"

I insert a turkey egg, a duck egg, and a chicken egg.

Shockdude

24 Feb 2008, 04:57

you get scrambled eggs

i insert an egg roll
:p

Kelster23

24 Feb 2008, 07:00

You get Egg Man.

Insert a mirror.

SgtFusion

25 Feb 2008, 20:41

You get yourself...and suddenly realize that the "you" in the mirror is real, while you are actually the one in the mirror. You get confused, and hurt yourself in your confusion.

I insert the shattered pieces of my former life (http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Senor_Cardgage).

Mayla

27 Feb 2008, 13:24

You get your former life back as your shattered pieces come together and fix itself.

I insert a Yoshi.

Geckogirl

1 Mar 2008, 13:03

You get a Birdo

I insert myself.

yauhui

1 Mar 2008, 14:33

you get cutesy worms.

I insert Spadge.

SgtFusion

1 Mar 2008, 18:41

You get BoggyB.

I insert a WA shotgun.

Kelster23

2 Mar 2008, 09:29

You get a WWP shotgun.

Insert Stupid Diarrhea-Pizza-Hut "stuffed crust" that really gave us all a stomach ache.

kikumbob

2 Mar 2008, 14:36

You get food-poisoning and a leverage on a law suit.

Insert a tuxedo.

Kelster23

2 Mar 2008, 23:57

You get Moores.

Insert Mario.

kikumbob

3 Mar 2008, 00:05

You get coins. Lots of them. They all make "gah-Ling" sounds as they drop out of the machine.

I insert one of these shiny, sparkling coins.

Plasma

3 Mar 2008, 01:15

You shrink down to half your regular size while hearing somthing going WONK WONK WONK. Looks like everything in the Mario universe does harm you if you touch it.

I insert artistic talent.

shadowman

3 Mar 2008, 01:36

You get agentluke.

I insert a copy of One Unit:Whole Blood.

Shockdude

3 Mar 2008, 01:51

you get one unit of whole blood

i insert the next poster
:p

SgtFusion

3 Mar 2008, 03:09

You get one unit of 2% blood, and a poster asking you to donate blood.

I insert a stick of dynamite.

Mayla

3 Mar 2008, 13:44

You get a dozen of them and they explode right in the moment you pick them.

I insert shenanigans.

SgtFusion

4 Mar 2008, 07:02

You get scalliwags.

I insert €100 worth of iced coffee.

Geckogirl

4 Mar 2008, 18:35

You get €100 change. However, it's chocolate change.

I insert Dr. Robotnik's head.

Apocalypse

4 Mar 2008, 20:56

The machine ejects the head and spat it right back at ya!

I insert old memories

SgtFusion

4 Mar 2008, 23:53

You get future predictions.

I insert the text "What the f!@#$ junk?!?".

TeDdywoRm

5 Mar 2008, 09:37

You get consored.

I insert random.(Did I insert this thing again?)

shadowman

7 Mar 2008, 00:38

You get a paradox, and Zaphod Beeblebrox proclaiming how totally unfroody this is.

I insert :rolleyes:

robowurmz

7 Mar 2008, 07:37

You get :eek:.

I insert your web browser!

PontyPete

7 Mar 2008, 15:01

you get internet explorer version 6 back!

I insert a lemming and a worm

SgtFusion

7 Mar 2008, 21:52

You get a worming!

I insert the pigeon from "Under Scrutiny" (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=32867).

Kelster23

9 Mar 2008, 20:12

You get an Eagle from 'Above Scrutiny' (No such thing, I'm pretty sure)

Insert DS.

*Splinter*

9 Mar 2008, 21:13

You get an Eagle from 'Above Scrutiny' (No such thing, I'm pretty sure)

Insert DS.

You get SD

I insert HD

kikumbob

10 Mar 2008, 00:45

You get blu-ray

I insert a red ray.

Shockdude

10 Mar 2008, 02:12

you get a laser

i insert a microwave
:p

TeDdywoRm

10 Mar 2008, 09:34

You get a flash of ultra-violet rays for 3 hours, turning you unto dust.

I insert Shockdude only as a dust.:(

yauhui

10 Mar 2008, 14:33

The machine shoots his dust into free air, and it rearranges to resemble his avatar.

I insert minefield because it suck.

SgtFusion

10 Mar 2008, 20:41

You are dropped into a field of mines, and you are blown up by the first mine onto all the other mines. You lose 1087 health.

I insert You before you can explode.

Apocalypse

10 Mar 2008, 22:00

you get an asplosion!

I inster coretc slepping

SgtFusion

11 Mar 2008, 00:22

Uoy teg sdrawkcab gnilleps.

I insert a sheet of paper with invisible ink on it.

Plasma

11 Mar 2008, 01:31

You get a sheet of paper with less than invisible ink on it.

I insert a ram's skull (don't ask)

yauhui

11 Mar 2008, 09:25

The skull rams into your groin.

I insert Bugzilla.

SgtFusion

11 Mar 2008, 20:43

You get Godzilla at the size of a bug.

I insert pi candles.

kikumbob

12 Mar 2008, 00:03

You get a 2D fireball.

I insert a 2D fireball.

Kelster23

12 Mar 2008, 01:58

You get a D2 Fireball.

Insert God of Wii.

yauhui

12 Mar 2008, 05:11

You get a premature baby.

I insert SgtFusion's inability to come up with something better in every post he makes in this single thread.

kikumbob

13 Mar 2008, 01:52

You get a big fat spiteful lie.

I insert cheerios.

Shadowmoon

13 Mar 2008, 08:25

you get milk.

insert pizza

Geckogirl

13 Mar 2008, 17:45

You get cake.

I insert Mr. L.

PontyPete

13 Mar 2008, 17:47

You get an over ripe bananna

I put in a Keyboard

SgtFusion

13 Mar 2008, 18:55

You get a Keytar.

I insert a moon rock.

Kelster23

14 Mar 2008, 03:46

You get Rock Band on the moon.

Insert Lou from Guitar Hero 3.

arcticworm

18 Mar 2008, 15:51

You get a hand.

I insert Dreamcast-, PS2-, GameCube- and Xbox controllers

kikumbob

18 Mar 2008, 17:49

You get the most amazing controller in the world. Ever. Now you just need to find the console that goes with it...

I insert said console.

super_frea

18 Mar 2008, 18:33

You get a playcube-box-wii 360 station 3

I insert Shadowmoon...

TeDdywoRm

19 Mar 2008, 06:36

You get tons of threads.(No offense.)

I insert a forum member.

kikumbob

19 Mar 2008, 15:04

You get offense.

I insert a fence.

Geckogirl

19 Mar 2008, 18:52

You get a sign that says "OF".

I insert a moogle.

Kelster23

19 Mar 2008, 21:23

You get GOOGLE!

Insert Agumon.

super_frea

19 Mar 2008, 21:26

(I had to Google that to find out what it was)

You get a Mudkip

I insert Mr. Game & Watch

Shadowmoon

19 Mar 2008, 21:36

I insert Shadowmoon...

I request a new rule: your not allowed to insert members.

You get the poketch (from Diamond and Pearl for all those non-pokemon fans.)

Insert Harry Potter.

Kelster23

20 Mar 2008, 00:53

You get a Hairy Plant Potter.

I insert a Villar, which is a gigantic walking city.
Don't bother searching. It's in a book on not on google for once.

yauhui

20 Mar 2008, 08:10

You get Smallville.

I insert trojans.

Shadowmoon

20 Mar 2008, 08:14

you get imageshack.

insert a terrapin.

Plasma

20 Mar 2008, 11:39

You get a Man Of War.

I insert Shadowmoon!

Shadowmoon

20 Mar 2008, 12:12

you get loads of threads thrown in your face.

i insert super frea.....

super_frea

20 Mar 2008, 16:05

You get total awesomeness

I insert said awesomeness

Shadowmoon

20 Mar 2008, 18:21

god kills you.

insert my hair

Kelster23

20 Mar 2008, 19:55

You get cancer.

Insert La Grange.

Metal Alex

20 Mar 2008, 23:07

You get oranges.

I stare in front of the machine.

Melon

21 Mar 2008, 00:47

It does nothing.

I mean, come on, what the hell were you expecting?

I insert a list of Worms players (http://worms2d.info/People).

Kelster23

21 Mar 2008, 01:06

You get a list of Played worms.

Insert Grim from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

Shadowmoon

21 Mar 2008, 01:07

you get the phrase: if you know what rickydavda's cooking.

insert chocolate bar.

Kelster23

21 Mar 2008, 06:10

You get a Drunk Bar.

Insert a hobo.

super_frea

21 Mar 2008, 13:06

I request a new rule: your not allowed to insert members.

i insert super frea.....

XD

You get a knifing…

I insert a Chaos Emerald…

Kelster23

21 Mar 2008, 18:21

You get Pokemon Emerald.

Insert Frankenchrist album. (Dead Kennedys)

Geckogirl

21 Mar 2008, 21:06

You get a manual on how to kill president Kennedy.

I insert Captain Olimar (from Pikmin).

Plasma

21 Mar 2008, 21:49

You get Strawberry Flower (the band that started their career making the Japanese songs for Pikmin. I still say Ai No Uta's lyrics are brilliant once translated)

I insert creatures that are ready to carry, fight, multiply and then be eaten.

Shockdude

22 Mar 2008, 02:09

you get a flower on your head that sucks the lift out of you

i insert a bacterium
:p

Kelster23

22 Mar 2008, 19:29

You get strep throat.

Insert MSN Messenger.

super_frea

22 Mar 2008, 19:45

...You get loads of random annoying people adding you for no apparent reason

I insert a pound coin...

Kelster23

23 Mar 2008, 16:59

You get a pound of coins.

Insert Mac.

Shadowmoon

24 Mar 2008, 13:14

You get Vista

Insert XP

Kelster23

24 Mar 2008, 17:56

You get XD

Insert Splapp's big retarded family...

robowurmz

24 Mar 2008, 18:01

You get a lot of angry, insane worms with knives.

I insert Scotland.

Kelster23

25 Mar 2008, 04:19

You get Butterscotch pudding.

Insert an Eraser.

robowurmz

25 Mar 2008, 10:40

Your face is rubbed out.

I insert a half-pint of chicken feed with a top hat on it.

Kelster23

25 Mar 2008, 16:17

You get Pops from Chicken Run or whatever that old rooster's name was.

Insert Gromit.

kikumbob

25 Mar 2008, 20:06

You get a squashed lump of plasticine.

I insert a rice cake.

Kelster23

26 Mar 2008, 05:58

You get China!

Insert China...

Apocalypse

26 Mar 2008, 09:50

You're squashed beneath the billions of Chinese popping out.

I insert Bankai.

robowurmz

27 Mar 2008, 11:02

You get Bangkok.

Insert King Leondiras.

Apocalypse

27 Mar 2008, 17:44

You get 300 kilos of icecream.

I insert dragon's breath.

robowurmz

27 Mar 2008, 19:20

You are burnt to a crisp.

I insert four four-thousandths of a half of a third of a fifteenth of 20 cowbells.

Geckogirl

28 Mar 2008, 12:01

A weight that weighs exactly 888,88888888888888888888888888888(etc.) tons falls on your head, killing your math-crazed brains instantly.

I insert NOT homework.

kikumbob

28 Mar 2008, 12:15

You get a bad grade.

I insert graduation.

Apocalypse

29 Mar 2008, 13:01

you get a job as garbage collector!

I insert a potato!

Geckogirl

29 Mar 2008, 13:30

You get a tomato.

I insert a piñata.

super_frea

29 Mar 2008, 16:25

You get a hiding

I insert Gene Simmons' tongue...

Plasma

29 Mar 2008, 16:33

You get kissed.

I insert Great A'Tuin.
(speaking of which, who here saw Sky One's "The Colour of Magic / The Light Fantastic" adaption on Easter?)

kikumbob

29 Mar 2008, 16:57

You get four elephants.

(I would've seen it if I had access to Sky, but alas. I'll get if it comes out on DVD.)
(Edit: apparently it was a very "bumbling" adaption.)

Paul.Power

29 Mar 2008, 17:30

I saw it. I thought the adaptation worked fairly well, even though they did chop and change a lot. It just worked somehow.

Although I'll be damned if David Jason will supplant my mental image of Rincewind.

robowurmz

29 Mar 2008, 17:43

I missed it...I wish I'd seen it, but I'll find a friend who recorded it somehow...

Apocalypse

29 Mar 2008, 19:22

I insert 3 people who broke the rules D=

kikumbob

29 Mar 2008, 22:58

You get a diluted version of the Team17 forum

I insert said forum

Although I'll be damned if David Jason will supplant my mental image of Rincewind. I don't think there is anyone in the world who could do that. I grimace at every depiction of Rincewind on the front the of the books. Anyway, my friend actually recorded it so I might get to see it soon after all.

.JeT

30 Mar 2008, 17:30

You get a perfect forum.

I insert... Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 Google it.

Geckogirl

30 Mar 2008, 17:54

You get an iron cup full of Brunswick Stew.

I insert a trophy full of Steak-umms. (Don't ask me what steak-umms are {-_-;})

Apocalypse

30 Mar 2008, 18:19

You get a head-on-a-stick!

I insert said head on said stick.

.JeT

30 Mar 2008, 20:08

You get a stick on a head. :|

I insert a empty bottle made of internets.

(Also, nooo! Geckogirl, you did it wrong! Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 is a name for a swedish kid, pronounced albin.. You should've got albin :P)

Kelster23

30 Mar 2008, 23:06

You get a book composed of Wikipedia.

I insert Disneyland.

.JeT

31 Mar 2008, 01:17

Not lollerdog again

Apocalypse

31 Mar 2008, 12:27

I insert said lollerdog :p

Kelster23

1 Apr 2008, 05:03

You get a lollercoaster.

Insert a soul.

Geckogirl

1 Apr 2008, 11:29

You get eternal damnation!

I insert a Lamborghini hot tub.

Kelster23

2 Apr 2008, 04:59

You get a Ferrari Ice Bath.

Insert April Fools...

TeDdywoRm

2 Apr 2008, 05:43

You get Mudkip.

I insert DA.

Apocalypse

2 Apr 2008, 09:09

You get a digital signal converted to an analog one!

I insert crappy art. (2 minute's work lol)

super_frea

2 Apr 2008, 21:27

You get shot

I insert Bono

Apocalypse

2 Apr 2008, 21:43

You get Noob.

I insert shotgun to fire said shot.. (why did you shoot me D=

super_frea

2 Apr 2008, 21:51

(FO' KICKS AN' GIGGLES)

You get a pancreas

I insert said pancreas

SgtFusion

4 Apr 2008, 05:30

You get hypoglycemia.

I insert Einstein's brain.

Kelster23

4 Apr 2008, 05:57

You get all the Einstein wasn't good at maths sayings.

Insert Italy shaped boots.

SgtFusion

7 Apr 2008, 03:17

You get China shaped plates.

I insert a Greece-shaped hand.

Shockdude

7 Apr 2008, 21:17

you get a greasy hand

i insert a hand-shaped greece
:p

Kelster23

9 Apr 2008, 02:41

You get an angry Kratos.

Quickly put Kratos back in the machine before he destroys everything.

Apocalypse

9 Apr 2008, 18:29

You get Anak Krakatoa D=

I insert said volcano's hot magma.

Kelster23

10 Apr 2008, 01:26

You get Obsidian.

Insert a pencil.

hdhdhd

19 Apr 2008, 11:40

Insert a pencil.

You get graphite, wood, paint, and trace amounts of other elements below their respective identification levels.

I insert the trace elements.

Kelster23

19 Apr 2008, 19:13

You get a scientist.

Insert a Headcrab.

Shockdude

19 Apr 2008, 23:47

you get a crabhead
i insert 任天堂 (i wonder if that'll come out right...)
:p

SgtFusion

20 Apr 2008, 06:02

Super Mario (from Super Mario Bros. 1) pops out of the machine, and promptly jumps on you. You are flattened.

I insert Super Mario.

Geckogirl

20 Apr 2008, 10:22

You get Wario, who eats garlic and becomes "Super Wario".

I insert Luigi's cap.

Shadowmoon

20 Apr 2008, 14:11

You get waluigi.

Insert Japanese version of SSBB.

Kelster23

20 Apr 2008, 21:33

You get millions of Japanese Pokemon, including the Misigno or whatever its name is.

Insert Zombies.

super_frea

21 Apr 2008, 19:30

You get Shaun of the Dead

I insert Hot Fuzz...

SgtFusion

22 Apr 2008, 10:47

You get red-hot steel wool that causes 2½ degree burns to your hand.

I insert a mixture of burning cotton and half melted polyester.

Shadowmoon

26 Apr 2008, 21:56

You get Spongebob.

Insert windows vista.

Geckogirl

27 Apr 2008, 18:09

You somehow get the blue screen of death.

I insert the Mushroom Kingdom

Shadowmoon

27 Apr 2008, 18:13

You get poninja.

Insert a shoe.

Kelster23

27 Apr 2008, 23:39

You get a sock.

Insert a toenail.

SgtFusion

28 Apr 2008, 11:36

You get a toeclaw (from a golden eagle).

I insert a half drunken pirate along with his parrot.

SS Bazooka

28 Apr 2008, 21:14

You get the pirate and his parrot back, this time he is the other half drunk instead.

I put in a note requesting for £300

Kelster23

29 Apr 2008, 05:48

You get £300 worth of notes.

Insert the song "Variations on a Korean Folk Song"

SgtFusion

29 Apr 2008, 10:08

You get a variety of Korean folks.

I insert a tomcat that hasn't been neutered.

Steve14

29 Apr 2008, 16:36

You get many fat little kitties, that drive you crasy.
I put in a wrecked Austin Martin.