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you get a pair of hiking boots
i insert some zombie sheeps
Plainplane
20 Oct 2007, 14:23
Zombie herders walk out of the machine.
I insert a copy of Microsoft Windows 98.
Plainplane :)
poninja
20 Oct 2007, 15:09
you get Mac X
insert windows vista
You get: <SYSTEM ERROR>
i insert a computer which crashed during boot-up.
Shockdude
20 Oct 2007, 17:29
the machine crashes
i insert a computer/vending machine repairman, hoping he'll be able to fix it
:p
Metal Alex
21 Oct 2007, 02:46
5 cloned repairmen come out, just to jump in again, and get 5 more for each one.
I insert a STOP sign, hoping for the flood to stop.
you get a GO sign, which continued the flood
i insert Lipper (refer to BATTLE FOR LONGSWORDIA! VERSION 1.2 -cracked- (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?p=617738#post617738))
Basti@n
22 Oct 2007, 00:09
You get Rocket Powered Monkeys. (Refer to Forum News, Third Edition (http://www.kieranmillar.com/art/forumnews07-10-09.png))
EDIT: oh noes i didn't insert anything
Anyways,
I insert one of these cats which appear on those stupid pics everyone posts.
Plainplane
22 Oct 2007, 00:14
The machine throws an egg at you for not putting anything in.
I put in a Holy Hand Grenade.
Plainplane :)
You drown.
Somehow.
I insert a [s] tag.
You drown.
Somehow.
I insert a [s] tag.
You get a line drawn straight through you. (alot like this sentence)
Me insert an gramaticaly sentence incorectly.
The machine is disgusted at your many grammatical errors and flings 300 (hint hint) knives at you.
I insert a spacehopper.
robowurmz
23 Oct 2007, 10:30
The Machine spews out OVER 9000 bouncy rubber balls.
I put a melon with a face and a badge saying "Jeffries" on it into the machine.
poninja
24 Oct 2007, 00:57
you get EVIL Durian
insert Lemon
HackerMan
24 Oct 2007, 10:08
out pops an original Copy of Worms the directors cut for amiga...
Signed by all the original team 17 staff...
insert Squirell...
get skunk
insert a balloon filled with skunk's "gas"
Metal Alex
25 Oct 2007, 21:18
Time collapses.
I somehow manage to insert Grandpa's hugeass clock.
Plainplane
25 Oct 2007, 21:46
You get a brand new golden watch.
I insert a pencil sharpener.
Plainplane :)
Shockdude
25 Oct 2007, 22:46
the machine's "insert" slot becomes a giant pencil sharpener that mutilates anything that goes into it
i insert a limousine
:p
Plainplane
26 Oct 2007, 03:41
You get scrap metal.
I put in a PS/2 computer mouse that only works half the time.
Plainplane :)
HackerMan
26 Oct 2007, 07:03
miraculously, your ps/2 mouse, comes out brand new with 800 dpi, and optical support... plus a usb connecter...
insert Jessica Alba... mmmm
you get paris hilton.
insert donald trump.
HackerMan
26 Oct 2007, 13:12
You get a wad of cash...
insert a teenage mutant ninja turtle...
you get a elderly mutant ninja tortoise.
insert bittorrent (for its slow dl and ul speed)
poninja
27 Oct 2007, 02:03
you limewire
insert pirate crap
you get pirated crap.
insert Linux
poninja
27 Oct 2007, 03:25
you get a lanix laptop
insert Windows
you get Mac.
insert Photoshop CS3 expired trial version.
robowurmz
27 Oct 2007, 09:07
You get an expired version of Flash 8 Trial...tough luck, eh?
I put in my favourite bit of pocket lint.
you get a DotA map.
insert photoshop cracks which doesnt work
robowurmz
27 Oct 2007, 14:03
You get this:
http://www.danasoft.com/sig/POWERHAX.jpg
Plainplane
27 Oct 2007, 15:23
The machine throws an egg at you for putting nothing in.
I insert Microsoft Word 2000.
Plainplane :)
OMG lolz
u get word 2007 which files you cant read on a word 2003.
insert www.worms-game.tk
nevermind robowurmz for not inserting anything
Shockdude
27 Oct 2007, 15:39
you get a homemade computer game thingy
i insert a vending machine of incredible power insertion mechanism
:p
You get this:
http://www.danasoft.com/sig/POWERHAX.jpgthat thing is sweet!
:p
HackerMan
29 Oct 2007, 11:50
you have caused an interdimensional loop of looping...
I think you broke the machine...
Insert band-aid...
Plainplane
29 Oct 2007, 20:50
The machine gives you a small cut, and gives you back the band-aid.
I insert a piece of shattered glass.
Plainplane :)
HackerMan
30 Oct 2007, 06:05
It comes out formed like a glass monkey...
Insert Glass Monkey...
you get the Queen of Hearts (reference: Alice in Wonderland)
insert cardmen (again, alice in wonderland)
You get a poop deck, from one of T17's many beer-filled galleons.
I insert the letter E.
Kelster23
30 Oct 2007, 17:57
You get the Internet Explorer.
I instert the really old game WagonTrain.
farazparsa
31 Oct 2007, 02:47
You get an Atari 2600.
I insert a blue collar.
HackerMan
31 Oct 2007, 07:07
out pops an invisibility potion.... too bad its invisible...
insert Three headed parrot...
you get a six headed ogre
insert eul (creator of dota before guinsoo)
(did i spell it right?)
HackerMan
31 Oct 2007, 13:26
you get WARCRAFT 4...
insert Burnout Paradise...
You get a burned out paradise. (get it?)
insert wacom graphire 4.
HackerMan
1 Nov 2007, 09:08
Out pops an old VOODOO 2 3d card...
insert Bub (from bubble bobble)
You get an 8 years old Bubble Bobble game. It's for DOS.
I insert this sequence of smilies: :confused::D:o:eek::p
You get an 8 years old Bubble Bobble game. It's for DOS.
I insert this sequence of smilies: :confused::D:o:eek::p
You get an Emo.
I insert Micheal Jackson.
Geckogirl
1 Nov 2007, 18:29
You get Brian Peppers.
I insert the Horrible Painting of Rocoulm (http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Horrible_Painting).
SgtFusion
1 Nov 2007, 23:32
A creepy voice comes out of the machine that says "Come on in herrrrrrre..."
You go "AHH!" and get the jibblies.
I insert the shattered pieces of my former life (and my Worms Armageddon CD).
you get a shattered mirror and 7 years of bad luck. :P
insert my female-voice version of home by chris daughtry. yes, its chris daughtry.
www.geocities.com/lolz.team/chris_daughtry-home-female.mp3
cool huh. :cool: i got an alienic version too!
<uplaoding...>
www.geocities.com/lolz.team/chris_daughtry-alien-home.mp3
i rulez... :p
if you try to open the mp3 file and it says that the file is not found, it means that i'm still halfway uploading it. yay for slow internet speeds.
Geckogirl
2 Nov 2007, 18:57
You got blatant advertisement.
that's all i could come up with (-_-; )
I insert a xenomorph's decapitated head.
get a xenon headlamp. (get it? HEADlamp...)
insert my alien version of Home. (refer two posts above)
insert my alien version of Home.
You get an oxymoron.
I insert Zeor.
you get zeus the lightning god.
insert dota 6.50.
you get flash 2
insert photoshop 8
SgtFusion
3 Nov 2007, 23:23
You get Microsoft Paintbrush from Windows 3.1.
I insert Windows Vista.
You get MSPaint
I insert a hungry tiger.
SgtFusion
3 Nov 2007, 23:27
The machine hurls a 150 ton blue whale at you. You are crushed.
I insert nail clippings from my 10 toes and 10 fingers.
you get video clippings of osama bin laden.
insert philby's sign (in teh avatar)
you get a STOP sign
inser NOTHING
pieman280
7 Nov 2007, 01:20
You get NOTHING because you inserted NOTHING
I insert nothing along with something
(and so far I've got nothing but confusion)
you get non-time
insert the clock that freezes the time in Super Mario Bros. 2
Shockdude
7 Nov 2007, 02:52
you freeze in time
i insert the frozen you
:p
you get the frozen YOU.
insert da boogeyman game... dun dun dun!!!
http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/boogeyman/spinvision/escape2.html
HackerMan
7 Nov 2007, 13:45
You get the Booger man game (sega)
insert Easter island statue heads...
you get easter eggs
insert GReddy turbo turbines.
you get World 7 on SMB3 (pipeland)
insert luigi
You get a giant green "L".
I insert World -1 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ptsqEvqmuz0). :eek:
HackerMan
8 Nov 2007, 09:09
you get World 4-4...
Insert yoshi...
you get sushi
insert JSMCAG!
You get this thread (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=34847).
I insert the Pop Corn i'm eating now. :p
SgtFusion
8 Nov 2007, 21:59
You get a pile of unpopped corn kernels.
I insert the next person to post's brain.
You try, but the brain won't fit in.
I insert epic lulz!
HackerMan
9 Nov 2007, 06:02
You get a cream puff pastry.
Insert red bull...
get red mule.
insert spam.
HackerMan
9 Nov 2007, 10:43
you recieve an infraction point. hehe
insert "Being Watched"
you get watched.
insert Kaspersky.
Geckogirl
9 Nov 2007, 15:27
The digital display of the machine says "Your Machine A Splode!"
The machine bursts into a jillion pieces.
I can't insert anything, so i just put a first-aid kit on the remains in the hopes that it can repair itself.
SgtFusion
9 Nov 2007, 19:31
Due to the fact that "jillion" is not a number, the machine remains intact, but shuts down for a second to repair software damage.
I insert this gibberish: awhldigfhbfdliusdbfvsoer8hytg0398rgy7080489ugw8oed sugfvsouilfdgvos8dfigbvojtfgjzqhmn.
farazparsa
10 Nov 2007, 20:54
You recieve a coffee mug with the following image on it:
http://www.motleycrow.com/ImageHost/fgsfds-31269.jpg\
I insert the machine into itself. (Paradox :eek:)
You meet God!
You head a splodes from looking at him.
You die.
You meet God again!
I insert the Nutoil tune.
you get morgan freeman.
insert a big sign: (X) cross.
Basti@n
11 Nov 2007, 04:25
You get a big sign: (+) sum sign. :eek::mad::rolleyes:
I insert a box into a box into a box into a box.
SgtFusion
11 Nov 2007, 04:37
You have a box inside a box inside a box.
I insert my half decayed top left baby canine.
Geckogirl
11 Nov 2007, 10:48
You get a half-alive bottom right adult feline.
I insert a Littlest Pet Shop turtle doll wich i recently won at the fun-fair. (^_^)
Shockdude
11 Nov 2007, 22:18
as with pretty much all little things, it gets lost into eternity
i insert a sheep
:p
SgtFusion
12 Nov 2007, 04:20
It is flung out back at you and explodes in your face.
I insert 3lb of pencil shavings.
Geckogirl
12 Nov 2007, 17:32
You get a brand new pencil.
I insert a lightsaber.
You get a brand new pencil.
I insert a lightsaber.
You get a sign that says "This has been said before"
I insert Pluto (the what-was-once-a-planet pluto)
You get a sign that says "This has been said before"
I insert Pluto (the what-was-once-a-planet pluto)
It doesn't fit, therefore, you get nothing. Oh, and being pretty much impossible to obtain, I can't see how you would get this meer moon.
I insert a shreading machine, and a valueable artifact.[by accident]
you cry, for it is shreaded into slices of sashimi.
insert MSDOS.
poninja
13 Nov 2007, 03:45
you get JSCMAC LOL
insert AK
get AT
insert the weird tendency of every person to post in this thread to leave exactly one blank line in between <what you get> and <what you insert>
*Splinter*
13 Nov 2007, 15:44
You lose that tendency
Out of malice I retrieve that tendancy and insert you
You lose that tendency
Out of malice I retrieve that tendancy and insert you
You get "U2's Greatest Hits".
Good trade.
I insert the [bright] tab.
Metal Alex
13 Nov 2007, 20:37
The machine becomes nuclear white
I insert the [B] tab.
Geckogirl
13 Nov 2007, 21:36
The machine becomes fatter.
I insert a cherry blossom.
poninja
14 Nov 2007, 02:30
you get a magic bubble :p
insert boubble trouble game xD
you get some random kid (probably Ju Onn) blowing bubbles at your face
insert Scary Movie 4
Kelster23
14 Nov 2007, 20:16
You get Micheal Jackson!
(Better run)
I insert Pikachu.
Shockdude
14 Nov 2007, 21:48
you get a pichu, which strikes you down with lightning...
and then dies...
i insert the team17 logo
:p
The machine spews out a mountain of beer cans, filling the room and crushing you to death under the weight. You knew you'd eventually die from alcohol, but this wasn't what you'd had in mind.
After the room is cleared and your body disposed of years later, I return to insert Eye on Legs.
you get your eyes on Michael Jackson's head somehow. :p
I insert MJ's nose.
Kelster23
15 Nov 2007, 17:58
You get his other nose.
I insert Triston Taylor's voice.
poninja
16 Nov 2007, 04:27
you get scary movie 3.5
insert hitler
Geckogirl
16 Nov 2007, 10:17
You get a "Dragon Ball Z: Fusion Reborn" DVD.
I insert some lipstick.
you get victoria beckham's sunglasses.
i insert those sunglasses
poninja
16 Nov 2007, 17:30
you get a preview of MC8
insert poninjas series (my nickname is not based on that sh*t)
Kelster23
16 Nov 2007, 22:31
You get a ninja-pony.
I insert gingerneck.
poninja
17 Nov 2007, 03:24
you get Horse -Worms
insert duckyfreak
SgtFusion
17 Nov 2007, 07:21
You get a freaked-out duck.
I insert a pie that is half lemon and half apple.
you get some lepple pie. otherwise known as apmon pie.
insert some cow poop
farazparsa
19 Nov 2007, 11:07
You get <INSERT FORUM MEMBER NAME>.
I insert the Team17 forum.
The forum gets lost, and any attempt to access it result in a "database error". It is found again and repaired on Monday.
I insert Forum News.
you get some big juicey melons, which occasionally turns out to be cut-off breasts :p
insert Lemon
farazparsa
19 Nov 2007, 22:52
You get Melon with a sign on his chest with "Lemon" written on it.
I insert worm_boy. (You guys better do this right.)
You get less of a response than you were expecting.
I insert the Forum News, when it actually used to exist.
Shockdude
20 Nov 2007, 00:18
you get sent into the death room
i insert super mario galaxy
:p
edit: poninja and i somehow posted at the exact same time...
:p
poninja
20 Nov 2007, 00:18
you get a HK will draw you thread
insert Splapp Will draw you thread
pieman280
20 Nov 2007, 00:31
you get a slap in the face
I insert a metal bar
poninja
20 Nov 2007, 00:32
you get wario
insert walugi
you get halo3 for the pc, somehow.
insert pi.
poninja
20 Nov 2007, 06:11
you get virus.worm
insert norton
you computer crashes due to millions of viruses infesting your computer. and then.. suddenly, a norton popup miraculously appear, saying "Scheluded scan is complete. No viruses has been detected."
you sue symantec for their n00b AV.
Geckogirl
20 Nov 2007, 17:31
The machine slaps yauhui for not inserting anything.
I insert a piece of tropical fruit-flavored chewing gum.
Kelster23
20 Nov 2007, 17:33
You get a pineapple.
I insert Jack Skellington.
You get something completely unrelated to what you inserted. For the 627th time.
I insert Dwarf Fortress.
Kelster23
20 Nov 2007, 17:52
You get the Seven Dwarves.
I insert Babe the pig.
you get chuckles the pig, from dave the barbarian.
i insert all 630 posts in this thread so far.
Kelster23
21 Nov 2007, 16:35
You get post 631.
I insert a Mac.
you get a half eaten apple.
i insert Team17.tk's new skin :cool:
Kelster23
21 Nov 2007, 16:49
You get the current skin you're using on this forum.
Insert Wario.
Shockdude
21 Nov 2007, 19:58
you get...
http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/wario/wario_070629d-l.jpg
i insert such image
:p
farazparsa
22 Nov 2007, 00:50
You get an overhyped lame "game."
I insert said "game."
Plainplane
22 Nov 2007, 04:23
You get a worm that repeats what you say.
I insert a bee.
Plainplane :)
Paul.Power
22 Nov 2007, 10:07
An alarming quantity of salt water pours out of the machine (you get a sea)
I insert the River Dee
Geckogirl
22 Nov 2007, 19:06
You get lots of fish.
I insert a can of Mountain Dew.
Kelster23
22 Nov 2007, 23:15
You get a bottle of Mountain Dew.
Insert George Bush.
Paul.Power
22 Nov 2007, 23:28
The machine asks you to specify which one.
I insert a large wall poster of the Periodic Table (folded up, obviously).
you get a receipt with someone's credit card number in full.
i insert Bill Bill Gates.
Geckogirl
23 Nov 2007, 17:52
The machine crashes. Press any key to continue.
I press the space key and insert a deku stick.
Shockdude
23 Nov 2007, 18:33
you get a space stick and a deku key
i insert that calculating pi thread
:p
Plainplane
23 Nov 2007, 21:50
The machine prints the full value of pi to 900 million places until it runs out of paper.
I insert an old car.
Plainplane :)
you get an old man. preferably George Washington Bush
insert Stick Online (http://gmc.yoyogames.com/index.php?showtopic=123659)!
You get a dedicated server.
I insert a stick, that's online.
you get a tree branch from second life.
insert GMC.
Kelster23
27 Nov 2007, 19:22
You get a rusty old Lincon.
I insert God.
Geckogirl
27 Nov 2007, 19:52
You get Jezus.
I insert additional pylons.
WORM1234
27 Nov 2007, 20:30
The machine bursts out bolts of electricity.
I insert Guitar Hero.
Plainplane
27 Nov 2007, 20:43
You get a drum, which explodes.
I insert a pharmacy.
Plainplane :)
*Splinter*
27 Nov 2007, 21:24
You get a pharmacy
farazparsa
27 Nov 2007, 22:00
You get a copy of the rules.
I insert phosphorus.
Kelster23
28 Nov 2007, 17:17
You get Harry Potter and the Philospher's Stone.
Insert Satan.
You get Santa.
I insert a porcupine.
WORM1234
28 Nov 2007, 21:08
You get a Hedgehog.
I insert a Wii.
farazparsa
29 Nov 2007, 00:18
You get a Nintendo Revolution.
I insert Unupentium.
Geckogirl
29 Nov 2007, 18:53
You get a Pentium I processor.
I insert "IT'S OVER 9000"!
Kelster23
29 Nov 2007, 22:36
You get 20XD6.
I insert a monk.
farazparsa
29 Nov 2007, 23:39
You get the leader of the New Model Army.
I insert Neptunium.
Plainplane
1 Dec 2007, 03:16
You get planet Jupiter.
I insert a broken radiator hose.
Plainplane :)
Metal Alex
2 Dec 2007, 01:37
You get a Yellow Submarine, with the Beatles inside.
I insert dinamite.
pieman280
2 Dec 2007, 04:32
you get a birthdaycake!:D
but wait.... thats not a candle, that's a.... GET DOWN!
I Insert a space worm!
you get a worm with a strong arm. (reference: Neil)
Shockdude
2 Dec 2007, 22:30
you didn't insert something, but instead of a paradox, what happens is that the earth implodes, causing the machine to go hurtling into space, through a wormhole and back in the earth of an alternate dimension.
i insert that bullet that constantly goes through the guy's arm in yauhui's av
:p
Kelster23
3 Dec 2007, 02:52
You get the guy in Yahui's av arm.
Insert seizure.
you get Melon
insert www.canttakemyeyesoffofyou.tk
Kelster23
3 Dec 2007, 21:58
You get the internet.
I insert Oragami Crane.
farazparsa
4 Dec 2007, 01:53
You get a derailed train.
I insert...hmm, what's left...NHO2.
You get NX (Nitrous Express)
Insert extremely wide posts (e.g. SPLAPP)
Kelster23
5 Dec 2007, 17:40
You get Splapp.
Insert Jones Soda.
you get indians jones.
insert microsoft frontpage
you get indians jones.
insert microsoft frontpage
You get microsoft powerpoint.
I insert an eye on legs.
SgtFusion
6 Dec 2007, 21:24
You get a leg with eyes.
Insert a pie on wheels.
Kelster23
6 Dec 2007, 22:27
You get Pi.
Insert neopets.com
you get Marapets, the rip-off of neopets.
i insert Poem Emporium, something that is coming soon.
Kelster23
7 Dec 2007, 21:57
You get a Poem.
Insert Lord Byron.
farazparsa
8 Dec 2007, 05:01
You get a DVD copy of Life of Brian.
I insert Citizen Kane.
You get Orson Welles.
Insert Frankie Muniz.
robowurmz
8 Dec 2007, 10:03
You get this (http://yauhui.justgotowned.com).
I put in that (http://yauhui.justgotowned.com).
You get this (you.justgotowned.com/owned.swf).
I insert this (http://www.aninote.com/site.mpl?p=preview&aninote=yaml&hash=bcrZR5vbhIZGTWma***kJnlRUtZGMdMrFZaWFxNS9WigQ q34uRn6).
Metal Alex
9 Dec 2007, 17:50
You get a cannon shot in the face.
I insert the cannon.
Yauhui gets another cannon shot in the face.
I insert this (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?p=627406#post627406).
Metal Alex
9 Dec 2007, 21:49
You get a TIME PARADOX v2.0
I insert my wallet while the universe is imploding.
You get a TIME PARADOX v2.0
I insert my wallet while the universe is imploding.
you get a reciept saying "thank you, £0.00 has been reduced from your £10,000 debt"
i insert a flying hot dog topped with spam sauce
The universe implodes before the machine does anything else.
I insert a mechanical stick into the machine in the welcomed new galaxy.
you get a mechanical steak.
I insert PayPal.
Metal Alex
10 Dec 2007, 13:42
You get a Pay Pal, who pays dinners for you.
I insert a blergh.
I insert a mechanical stick into the machine in the welcomed new galaxy.
I saw what you did there ;)
I insert a blergh.
You get Carlsberg.
I insert Biotherm Homme Aquapower Thermal Spa Moisturizing Spray.
I saw what you did there ;)
xD
You get Carlsberg.
I insert Biotherm Homme Aquapower Thermal Spa Moisturizing Spray.
xD
you get a small area filled with air
i insert a fox
Kelster23
10 Dec 2007, 21:17
You get Firefox.
I insert Texas.
pieman280
10 Dec 2007, 23:49
you get mexico
I insert a >:eek:
you get a :p
insert http://supsuper.wurmz.net/supspider/
Kelster23
11 Dec 2007, 18:49
You get Supsuper.
Insert Water.
You get Supsuper.
Insert Water.
you get tonic water
i insert the wonders of time
SgtFusion
11 Dec 2007, 20:07
You get times of wonder.
I insert the person below me.
You get times of wonder.
I insert the person below me.
You get yourself. TIME PARADOX
I insert a 9'o'clock FORK! Weebls Stuff/ Parsley Boobs reference
You get yourself. TIME PARADOX
I insert a 9'o'clock FORK! Weebls Stuff/ Parsley Boobs reference
you get a rather large species of cat
i insert a raw piece of meat
poninja
12 Dec 2007, 14:42
you get a dog and then he gets killed by another dog
insert Burger King
Kelster23
12 Dec 2007, 16:31
You get a MAD magazine
Insert Red Bull
You get hyper-active!
I insert a German.
You get hyper-active!
I insert a German.
you get schnitzel
i insert pakistan
Geckogirl
13 Dec 2007, 10:48
you get a package from a guy named Stan.
I insert a magician's staff.
you get a walking stick which whacks you for no reason at all.
i insert.... the four full-stops on the left <<<<<
You get two colons (:: )
I insert a lava-lamp
you get firefly
insert the firefly
you get firefly
insert the firefly
You get Volbeat (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Volbeat) and Illumise (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Illumise)
I insert Jynx (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Jynx)
you get sued for copyright by Pokemon
I insert a smiley :)
Kelster23
14 Dec 2007, 21:12
You get :(
Insert 666.
you get 999
I put in an eight (8)
Kelster23
14 Dec 2007, 21:30
You get 88
Insert 42.
you get a question
you put in a sheep called John
Shockdude
14 Dec 2007, 21:36
you get a cow named bob
i insert the "submit reply" button
:p
You get slapped by vBulletin.
Insert the http://forum.team17.co.uk/images/buttons/reply.gif (http://forum.team17.co.uk/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=628104)
SgtFusion
15 Dec 2007, 03:11
You get a database error.
Insert a turkey.
You get a chick.
Insert ADOBE FLASH CS3!
poninja
15 Dec 2007, 15:11
YOU GET FLASH 9!!!
insert macromedia fireworks
you get http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/7969/snb11555yi2.jpg
i insert http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/679/img0288gq7.jpg
You get flamed by irritated forumers.
I insert fire.
You get smoked.
I insert some minions
Plainplane
16 Dec 2007, 18:38
You get a tyrant.
I insert a school.
Kelster23
16 Dec 2007, 21:16
You get your principal.
Insert Johnson the LEAFBLOWER.
poninja
16 Dec 2007, 23:47
you get a racoon suit (SMB3)
insert a 1up mushroom
Shockdude
17 Dec 2007, 00:27
the machine earns one life
i insert a poison mushroom
:p
you get a mushroom, and a bottle of poison
I insert a dynamite
Kelster23
17 Dec 2007, 21:29
You get BOOM
Insert Christmas.
SgtFusion
19 Dec 2007, 00:58
You get Decemberween.
I insert an angry leopard.
You get Simba with black spots all over his body.]
I shave Simba.
And insert all his hair.
SgtFusion
19 Dec 2007, 20:37
You get all of Garfield's hair.
I insert the hairless Simba.
robowurmz
19 Dec 2007, 20:42
You get a bald Garfield.
I stuff him in, with great difficulty due to his weight problem.
You get him back...just without any bones and all that insignificant stuff like muscles...
I insert a clone of some guy on the street.
you get a male rapist - who raped you.
Liketyspli
20 Dec 2007, 17:47
The person didn't insert anything...
So he gets a boot to the head.
I insert batteries...
SgtFusion
20 Dec 2007, 22:24
...which then explode, spraying strong acid all over you.
I insert a rusty breadknife.
Shockdude
21 Dec 2007, 00:58
you get a blob of rust, and a shiny breadknife
i insert garfield without all that insignificant stuff
:p
SgtFusion
21 Dec 2007, 02:35
You get Garfield's "all that insignificant stuff".
I insert a pri¢ele$$ golden turkey.
you get the golden compass. (you've been expecting this, didnt you?)
TeDdywoRm
21 Dec 2007, 13:39
You forgot to insert an item.And so having a boot to the head.
After it the machine spews a box thus, hitting you hardly on the head and explodes containing nano-computers which'll suck the life out of you.:p
I insert a compact disc(CD) containing all-precious information.
poninja
22 Dec 2007, 00:49
get an empty DVD
insert a DVR :eek:
you get CTR (Crash Team Racing)
i insert Logitech.
Plainplane
22 Dec 2007, 15:53
You get Microsoft Windows 95.
I insert the My Computer icon.
You get the Computer icon in Vista.
Insert 93 smilies (wink, wink, www.team17.tk, wink, wink)
Plainplane
23 Dec 2007, 02:19
You get 93 viruses.
I insert some lava.
SgtFusion
23 Dec 2007, 05:29
The machine spits out an igneous rock, which hits you in the stomach at 60mph.
I insert a crystal of pure quartz.
farazparsa
23 Dec 2007, 09:06
You get a lusturous quarter.
I insert Cyanide.
SgtFusion
23 Dec 2007, 17:44
You get ammonium.
I insert a horse on wheels.
Shadowmoon
23 Dec 2007, 18:30
You get a worms game.
I insert a real life worm.:cool:
Plainplane
23 Dec 2007, 18:40
You get a real life grenade.
I insert a cat.
farazparsa
24 Dec 2007, 05:08
You get Longcat.
I insert 1.
SgtFusion
24 Dec 2007, 05:16
You get 2.54.
I insert two metres.
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