Well here it is, a brand new Preasure compo for the spring.

And here's how it works. I post a picture, you caption it. Basicly, you send a single frame picture to my email (robb_law@hotmail.com), just like WDI. I then post it here and you have 4 days to think of a caption for it. The best gets a point or 2, depending on how generous I feel.

I'll also accept pretty much anything, hand drawn, paint, screenshots etc, sent to my email address (robb_law@hotmail.com). But no comics or anything uncaptionable, eg a just worm standing in a field.

Happy Captioning!

<New rules for July 2006 onwards>

Screenshots will now have 4 days to be captioned, after which I will announce one winner and one runner up. The winner will get 2 marks, the runner up 1. Additional marks may be given out as I see fit if there are lots of good captions, I'll mention this in the results.

After 8 pictures, the series will end and I will tot up everyone's marks. Whoever has the most wins the series. Simple. There'll then be a week or so break while I find new pictures for the next series. On the whole it's easier on me in terms of finding pictures, and fairer on you.

Cool idea. Well, Don't mind if I try.

*Wonders if his 'Funny Screenshot' skill will help him in this...* :p

And here's how it works. Basicly, you send a single frame picture to my email (robb_law@hotmail.com), just like WDI. I then post it here...Why don't we just cut out the middle man, and post them straight here? After all, it's not like we're guessing who's done them (as before), we're just making captions.

Allright then. I'll post the one I got today, and you have 4 days. Then I announce the winer. Then the first person to post a pic gets theirs captioned. No more than 1 pic on the go at once and no posting pics before I announce the winner.

Todays pic by WormGod.

"Go go go, move it!"

"Were going that-a-way lads"

Mister Worma: "I think we're supposed to follow the star"
Boom worm: "This isn't Bethlehem, stupid"

Boom Worm: "ARRGH! I've dropped my pupil! Help me look for it!"

Mista Worma: "I think that's it over there, just next to the crate. What do you think, Mista Ninja?

Mista Ninja: "Meh... I couldn't care less..."

Mista Worma: "Look, some SOIL!"
Boom Worm: "Look, your a**e!"
Mista Ninja: "Look, the insides of my eyelids!"

Mista Worma - "Look over there."
Boom Worm - "Look where? All I can see is your big head!"
Mista Ninja - "Never mind him, he's always pointing at things."

Mista Ninja - What the hell I'm doing here???
Mista Worma - Do you guys see that thing? :-/
Boom Worm - What he's seeing??? :confused:

Mista Worma - Hey guys, Worm_boy is trying to reach the speed of light by striping down buck naked and lubercating himself with butter again.
Mista Ninja- Dude.....wrong.....
Boom Worm - Sweeeeeet.....err...eww. Yeah, I don't like guys...seriously....gosh.


*gets disqualified* :rolleyes:

yo Slick ma man finaly back?

Mista Worma: "Oh My God! Move it Goddammit! What am i paying you biatches to do? MOVE IT! CMON LETS GO!"

Boom Worm and Mista Ninja: "You don't even pay us. And anyway, we're a higher rank than you, Private! Who're you calling bitach you douche bag?"

The Great Worm Wall of Hyena... Was meant to be walked on, but later became a train. All aboard!

Mista Worma: (calmly) I am going to lash you within an inch of your life, and then I'll have you
Mister Ninja: OK, what is he on??!!??
Boom Worm: want any Popcorn?

Boom Worm: I spy with my little eye, something beggining with W.
Mista Ninja: Worm. I spy with my little eye, something beggining with S.
Boom Worm: Sky. I spy with...
Mista Worma: SHUT UP ALREADY!!

Isn't it supposed to be a caption rather than a dialouge?

Now since this is an arty pic and noone else posted a caption so I must win, I'll say:
"White Horse of the Free People"
Bwa-haa

Despite both teams teaming up, nobody could find the elusive rogue worm... Mista Ninja!

Isn't it supposed to be a caption rather than a dialouge?

Now since this is an arty pic and noone else posted a caption so I must win, I'll say:
"White Horse of the Free People"
Bwa-haa
Actually, capitons are what they did. I saw capiton compititions before.. They were very, very fun and atracted loads of people like this one. I am sure more people will come and share their ideas here. Well, here is my entry:

Mista Ninja: "Oi! Get a move on there Boom! I am sick of walking with you troubled bloke!"
Boom worm: "But i was just looking for my pupils!"
Mista Worm: "Yes, yes, that's what they all say after the turtle porn!"
Mista Ninja: "You really think HE would do such a thing? Smells more like a thing wormies would do.."
Mista Worm: "Shh, you dare doubt the word of Mista Worm!? Look, i even have this nice big arrow pointing at ME!"
Mista Ninja: "Lets just keep walking..*sob**sob*..I miss my ninja suit.."
And so, after the incedent, they continue to walk towards the town's jail..

Boom Worm: Hey, where are you guys taking me anyway?

Mista Worma (with gothic German nuance): Buffalo of lies from the demons world, we comand you to come to the Worms world. Buffalo of lies, we offer you a feast.

All aboard the Worm Train!

OK I'll redo mine.
"Ow, an arrow just hit me noggin'"

"Ah, crap, we forgot the Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh. We'll have to go all the way back to Egypt!"

All aboard the Worm Train!

*chuckles*

Nice one, Paul. :)

1 day to go, people! I think :p

And the winner is... Splapp! For his great exchange:

Boom Worm: "ARRGH! I've dropped my pupil! Help me look for it!"

Mista Worma: "I think that's it over there, just next to the crate. What do you think, Mista Ninja?

Mista Ninja: "Meh... I couldn't care less..."

4 days was a bit much, so its 3 now. Next pic needed, post it now!

And the winner is... Splapp!

*groans*

1 point to Splapp! :p

Hey Preasure, is it OK if I make a list showing who has won and how many times they have? Like this:

Splapp 1

Why not. Pic, anyone?

Why not. Pic, anyone?
What, so the caption maker should post it?

*Sighs* Yes. As explained:

Allright then. I'll post the one I got today, and you have 4 days. Then I announce the winer. Then the first person to post a pic gets theirs captioned. No more than 1 pic on the go at once and no posting pics before I announce the winner.
Please read everything next time.

And the winner is... Splapp! For his great exchange:
Yay! I win! :D

*Sighs* Yes. As explained:

Please read everything next time.

Oh, sorry, I didn't read that. Sorry again. :(

Please, a picture, not a single sprite. Also, Splapp gets a point for his caption.

Please, a picture, not a single sprite. Also, Splapp gets a point for his caption.

Sorry again.

Oh, so it IS a dialogue, shouldnt have changed mine then :p J/K, well done Splapp.

Now could someone post a pic before Im tempted to post my sunburnt worm pic :p

double post edit

Ahh!!! A second page!!!

"Oh god, Im always forgetting my colour, DAMN! 3 secs left! Hey do any of you know what colour I am, the arrow is always behind me!
Hellsleep:" Your red, and were under heavy threat from yellow"
"Thanks, I thought yellow came into it somewhere."
*boom*

Are we allowed more than 1 entry?

"I wonder what the next Worms games are going to be... Maybe something along the name of... Worms Forts: Under Siege? Nah, too non-wormish. Or maybe... Worms 4! Too simple."

HellSleep: Hey, you, are you gonna switch worms or what?

"Are You Gonna Switch Worms or What! That's perfect! Now, what could be in it?"

"Excuse me, do you know where I left my grenades? I left them somewhere but I don't know where!"

HellSleep - "Have you forgotten that you've dropped them in the water, you obnoxious parasite!"

"DAMN, I knew I shouldn't have dropped them in the water. Besides that, WORMS CAN'T SWIM! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!"

HellSleep - "He-he! Loser!"

Worm: "Hey! Why are you all facing east?"

HellSleep: "We must face the east while we pray. We are all Jewish, you see."

DAMN! Splapp's gonna win again!

DAMN! Splapp's gonna win again!
Oh yeah? I'm going to IMPROVE his one!! Probably not, but meh :pWorm: "Hey! Why are you all facing east?"

HellSleep: "We must face the east while we pray. We are all Jewish, you see."

Worm: Oh, so THAT'S what that spinny thing above my head is doing!

I would like to say that Splapp has a 4-win limit. Or maybe not, depends how angry I am today.

And the worm almost hidden by the arrows (I think his name is Mike or something) isn't facing east. It's more North-East.

anders339 - Yo, Robin. Have you seen Batman?
Robin - Ha freaking ha, like I don't hear that one, every single day...
Mike - Er, Patrick... what am I supposed to do to the enemy worm?
Patrick - Kill them, you mad fool! Kill them!
HellSheep - Oh dear, I'm hearing voices again...
Tiffeneffan - You think that's bad? I've got a chronic case of gout
Boom Worm - Whoa, whoa, too much infomation!
Made in - I'm 82 years young!

And the guy with the select-worm thingy above his head is thinking - That does it, this is the last time I attend one of my family reunions...

|/¯¯¯¯¯`
.¯. . ._
.._____/|(The worm formerly known as Steven)


That's a select worm symbol by the way, couldn't help but include the dots to space it out. :)

The thoughts are going round and round in the head of the lonely Worm on the lonely hill, the could new years eve...

Grow up and have a job. Work every day between 8 and 5. Work overtime to half seven. Go home. Watch TV. Be happy
Why does it not feel tempting at all?
I just want to listen to Beasty Boys and write.
Then I want to be a part of something.
Arrange. Plan. create. Exist.
I want to be here for the Worms
Want to be liked.
Want to like.
Want to love.
Want to be loved.
Want to make out.
Want to ****.
Want to smoke.
Want to have funny conversations about movies,, sex, cigars, hamburgers and true things in life.
Not to be the fish in the net.
To be the fisher.
Want to decide
Want to have strong opinions about things.
Want to be able to defend and discuss my opinions.
Don't want to be a lonely loser.
Want to hug.
Want to discuss, debate and know what I'm talking about.
Want to bake cookies and role cigarettes.
Want to be good at many things.
Want to be a nice guy that every one loves.
Want to be a social guy that's handsome, but nice.
Want to be myself.
Want to be who I am.
Don't want to stamp mud.
Want to say no wen its needed.
Want to be happy, exist, create, be happy...

If happyness exist.

The thoughts are going round and round in the head of the lonely Worm on the lonely hill, the could new years eve...

Grow up and have a job. Work every day between 8 and 5. Work overtime to half seven. Go home. Watch TV. Be happy
Why does it not feel tempting at all?
I just want to listen to Beasty Boys and write.
Then I want to be a part of something.
Arrange. Plan. create. Exist.
I want to be here for the Worms
Want to be liked.
Want to like.
Want to love.
Want to be loved.
Want to make out.
Want to ****.
Want to smoke.
Want to have funny conversations about movies,, sex, cigars, hamburgers and true things in life.
Not to be the fish in the net.
To be the fisher.
Want to decide
Want to have strong opinions about things.
Want to be able to defend and discuss my opinions.
Don't want to be a lonely loser.
Want to hug.
Want to discuss, debate and know what I'm talking about.
Want to bake cookies and role cigarettes.
Want to be good at many things.
Want to be a nice guy that every one loves.
Want to be a social guy that's handsome, but nice.
Want to be myself.
Want to be who I am.
Don't want to stamp mud.
Want to say no wen its needed.
Want to be happy, exist, create, be happy...

If happyness exist.
Thats, er... nice, Simon :-/

Some one call the men in the white coats, its happened to another one...

Thats, er... nice, Simon :-/

Some one call the men in the white coats, its happened to another one...
I wanted to see your reactions. :P

"decisions, decisions"

"Mildred's speech failed to achieve a standing ovation, as the entire audience where distracted by the sight of a giant squirrel attempting to mate with an ice cream-van"

Worm with worm select: "Go, my puny minions!".

One good turn deserves another.

Preasure, er, seems to have gone.

Preasure, er, seems to have gone.
No, Preasure could not be bothered to come online. Appologes for keeping you waiting.

Todays winner is Phillby, for his lol-worthy and slightly disturbing caption.;

"Mildred's speech failed to achieve a standing ovation, as the entire audience where distracted by the sight of a giant squirrel attempting to mate with an ice cream-van"

Phillby gets a point, next picture please.

Picture! Picture, Picture, PICTURE!

"Hurry, we must get rid of this giant rat before he eats the rest of us!"

Worm with Shotgun - "Will you shaddup, I'm trying to aim here!"

"Not the eye... Don't shoot the eye... Always... shoot the fl-"

Crowd - "Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell-"

"What're you doing? It's nowhere near Christmas!"

Rat - "Yes it is! Today's Ratsmas! The day where we sing rarols and dance around our Ratsmas tree, oh! It's just so much fun!"

Marvin the Paranoid Android (in the crowd) - Sounds awful.

"The worm that killed the weird rat with diamonds for eyes"

Red Team Captain: "Bagsy he's on our team"

"Welcome to day 1 of the Rentokill training course"

Ooo, look at me, entering my own competition!

Upon closer inspection, the "flying squirrel" was a rather large rat, and the "icecream truck" was sold out.

Can it only be W3d pics? I might get one from WA if not.

He had promised his friends that the last time he shot a rat, candy poured out, and now his friends were watching and waiting in anticipation. Then he remembered that the last time had just been a nightmare, and he was utterly petrified of candy! Or was he having a nightmare right now? "AAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHH"

worm with handgun: hmm... wether to just jump over and blast everyone or aim carefully and...
worm1: BLARGHAYAER!
worms with handgun: Arrrgh! (shoots self in foot)

"quick kill him before he gets to our cheese supply!"

(To the tune of The Candyman Can (http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/candyman.htm))

The Orkin man's Backup Singers, the Orkinettes:
"Who can take the rat oooouuuuut,
sprinkle it with leeeeaaaaaad,
Shoot it with a shotgun til that ugly rat drops dead,
The Orkin Maaaaan, the Orkin Man Caaan!
The Orkin Man can, cause he cleans out all the pests
and makes the world taste goooooooood.

The Orkin man will help yooooouuuu,
cause he's packin' heeeeeeeaat,
He doesn't twitch or tremble and he is so very 1337,
The Orkin Maaaaan? The Orkin Man Caaan!
The Orkin Man can, cause he cleans out all the pests
and makes the world taste goooooooood."

The Orkin man he loves,
the job that he does,
cause he thinks it is so fuuuuuun...
He whips out an uzi,
his accur'cys a doozy,
and rats head off to kingdom cooooooome...

The Orkin man is perfeeeeeect,
the Orkin man's so fiiiiiiiiine,
hire one right now for only $19.99,
The Orkin Maaaaan? The Orkin Man Caaan, yes, the Orkin Man Caaan,
The Orkin Man can, cause he cleans out all the pests
and makes the world taste goooooooood...
and the world taste good.
'cause the Orkin man thinks it should…"

I'm guessing that an Orkin Man costs more than $19.99, but who cares?

"Now class, this is how you dissect a giant rat..."

I know I posted the picture, but I couldn't help doing one myslef :p

"So it IS true! Giant rats DO crap health crates when threatened correctly! Well I never!"

I know I posted the picture, but I couldn't help doing one myslef :p

"So it IS true! Giant rats DO crap health crates when threatened correctly! Well I never!"

Nice one slapp :D

"All things considered, This was not dylan's finest hour"

Timesup! I'm up!

Winner's List so far:
Splapp 1
philby4000 1

rofl!
someone post another pic please... :)

rofl!
someone post another pic please... :)

Not until Preasure has announced the winner of the Rat pic.

AHEM!


Timesup! I'm up!

Winner's List so far:
Splapp 1
philby4000 1

wow what a forum comeback

"So it IS true! Giant rats DO crap health crates when threatened correctly! Well I never!"

Splapp wins. Again. Point. Next.

Can it only be W3d pics? I might get one from WA if not.

I'll accept screenshots from any of the worms games. An extra point if you post one from Worms 5.

An extra point if you post one from Worms 5.
Oo, Im on it!

Splapp wins. Again. Point. Next.
AHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Back of the net! :P

Here, let's try and make things a little bit more difficult. You'll REALLY have to use your imaginations with this bland pic:

*ding dong* *knock knock knock* HELLOOOOOO? HELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO? C'mon open up I hear the music I know you're having a party! HELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO? *knock knock*

"Oooh golly! The architect of that house must've been a mad cow!"

"Hmm, it looks like the Shangli-da-de-da Cottage that the big fat worm called Shangli-da-de-da lives."
*KNOCK* *KNOCK*
"Hello, is anyone in there?"
Shangli-da-de-da - "No, now go away and leave me with my Banana and Toffee Pudding!"

"Hhm... The map says the cottage should be right... here. Huh? But it's supposed to be right here. I'm sure I picked the right map... Er... Where-o-where-o-where is that cottage..."

In fact the cottage was right in front of Choo Choo, but he couldn't see it because a wedding consisting of an empty hot water bottle and Eddie's pet camera was in the way.

Winner's List so far
Splapp 2
philby4000 1

"I only hope that's not a washing line"

(Personally I thought my dissection line was classic in the last round, but meh)

(looking at compass)
The little wom looked past the badly decorated cottage ("What where they thinking with those windows?!") and realised with horror, that the planets were aligning...

(looking at compass)
The little wom looked past the badly decorated cottage ("What where they thinking with those windows?!") and realised with horror, that the planets were aligning...
AHAHAH! That one actually made me laugh! Well... a bit... :p

"Hmm... this can't be the cheese factory. I knew i should've taken that left turn at Alberqerque."
OR:
"Why is there a flower in the bottom left gauge? such POOR decorating skills."

Crist this is hard...

"Wormio thearters presentints: Goldie Worm and the three Sheep"

AHAHAH! That one actually made me laugh! Well... a bit... :p
At last! A laugh from the master! Thats made me even more hopeful this time :D

Grandma's House

The wolf's first meal of the day

Worm: And next on the tour of blandness and badly decorated cottages, is this little place.
Crowd: [offscreen] Ooooooh. Aaaaaaaaah.

If Captain White hadn't been so preocuppied by a wonderfully dull looking house, he might have seen the blue assasins moving in on him, before it was too late...

(NOTE: If you don't get the joke, have a look at the radar)

"And finally, George found his eccentic aunt's house.Unfortunatly the window sills made of cabbage and the spikes didn't surprise him"

I'm gonna do another one.

"Alltough Jake knew his blueprint would never work, he build the house anyway, and to his friends suprise spent a whole week in it before it crumbeled like a breadstick being eaten..."

"You're right steve, you do kinda look like a house."

"That was it. After seeing the state of his newly built house, Jimmy swore that he would NEVER employ midget builders ever again. He couldn't get his head through the doorway let alone the rest of his body."

"You're right steve, you do kinda look like a house."

D'oh! The message you have... BlaBlaBla.

Todays winner of a highly polished point is Beaver!

"And finally, George found his eccentic aunt's house.Unfortunatly the window sills made of cabbage and the spikes didn't surprise him"
Well done. Next!

Piccaaaaaa!

Go me!

Next,
Jimmy finally arrived to the sweet shop."Something is amiss", he thought."Ah yes, the sign is crooked"

"Here's me in front of that shop I was talking about earlier. Unfortunately whoever took the picture must've had a crappy camera... Damn him... Anyway, er, yeah, shop. I could already taste that sweet lemon skull with dark but juicy teeth, topped with manically sugar-coated bone sauce..."

Winner's List
beaver2009 --- 1
philby4000 --- 1
Splapp --- 2

"So you're saying DON'T fire my bazooka into a room of high-explosive shells?"

"High Explosives + Bazooka = "
"and Met never found out the answer"

Met666: Im sure he is here somewhere. Ah! There! *fires at explosives*

Met66: Hmm, so this is where they keep their weapons of mass destruction.

"Ok, now all I have to do is hit the building, aim... aim... up, left, down.... OOO! Why did they pick me??? I suck with the bazooka! Ok, clam down, aim... aim..... AR! I cant handle this Preasure! (:p), No, I must remain clam, aim... DAMN! Missed again, 3 shots left..."

EDIT: W:eek:W, according to my calculations, this is my 1000th post!!! But can it be a winner...

Refuse MY loan?
*******-o's...

"Met666 - Mr. Skull, are you alive or I can kill you?...again" :p :D

Met666 is armed now, ready to take out the alien, known as Albert, in the hanger who has a deadly probe.

Met666 - "Drop that probe now!"

*Albert charges*

Met666 - "Alright, you've asked for it!"

BOOM! SPLAT!

Met666 - "Man, that the 123rd alien I had to get rid of. Now where's my vaccum cleaner (Hoover)?"

Met666- Why did they have to pick ME for missile dud testing. And why did they tell me to use a bazzoka. Oh well. *fires bazooka* *hangar explodes* Well, THAT one isn't a dud

AR! The pressure (:p)
Die. *Empties bad joke cannon on Splintr* Making terrible puns like that will get you nowere.

Come on, people! I don't have any clear winner for this one yet!

"Met666 - Mr. Skull, are you alive or I can kill you?...again" :p :D

"Met666- Mr. Skull, why don't you anwser to my questions? Are you listening to me?"

"Ah pooh, I bet I left the fridge open"

"Met's detective skills had payed off, the pirates where stockpiling weapons, and the world's fate rested on the sholders of one very confused Irislshman. After all these years he was going to have to find Paddy..."

"Met's detective skills had payed off, the pirates where stockpiling weapons, and the world's fate rested on the sholders of one very confused Irislshman. After all these years he was going to have to find Paddy..."
* Ahem *

. .

* Ahem *

. .

Erm....

Pardon you? :-/

Erm....

Pardon you? :-/
*Ahem**Ahem*
<-------------

Good? :-/

edit: By good I mean-

"What has you're nationality got to do with it? Is you're name paddy? does the fate of the world rest on your shoulders? are you confused? I am."

Enough! *Offtopic alarm* Captions please.

Good? :-/

edit: By good I mean-

"What has you're nationality got to do with it? Is you're name paddy? does the fate of the world rest on your shoulders? are you confused? I am."
I thought you made a generalisation that all Irish people were alled Paddy and I was laughing at it.
The End.

Die. *Empties bad joke cannon on Splintr* Making terrible puns like that will get you nowere.

Come on, people! I don't have any clear winner for this one yet!
Sorry :p It was a mistake but I decided to leave it in. And it wasnt a bad joke, it was sucking up to the judge :p After all, you must be under a lot of... Ok, I wont say it :p

EDIT: I just edited my last post:
According to my calculations, this is my 1000th post!
Yay! It was further up the page, please dont say anything like "Spam percentage" etc :p

Time...

I.. Is...

UP!

Enough was enough. Met666 decided it was about time he taught those witches a lesson, after they'd turned his head into a perfect sphere. "RAAARRGH!! I'm coming to get you, you filthy bints!"

Enough was enough. Met666 decided it was about time he taught those witches a lesson, after they'd turned his head into a perfect sphere. "RAAARRGH!! I'm coming to get you, you filthy bints!"

You're late...

Todays winner would have been Splapp, but he was too late. Sorry. So it's PP instead.
"So you're saying DON'T fire my bazooka into a room of high-explosive shells?"
A point to him. And also half a point to Slick, for his equally great entry, within a gnats crotchet of winning.
Refuse MY loan? *******-o's...

Next picture!

Winner's List
beaver2009 --- 1
Paul.Power --- 1
philby4000 --- 1
Slick --- 0 1/2
Splapp --- 2

"1st bird and Im a gonna"

PP's won? I didnt find that one that funny :( Slick's was better

Aaaahhhh! Flying multicoloured blocks!

I have always held sarcasm in high regard. And those who wield it well. Better luck next time!

"I knew I took a wrong turn at Johnston's Cross"

"And why shouldn't I break out of Breakout?"

HEY! You cant have more than one entry!

Can you? :-/
I reckon Beaver is winning anyway.

Don't hit the red pill!

"3 minutes later the police arived, by this time the blocks had fled"

Todays winner would have been Splapp, but he was too late. Sorry. So it's PP instead.
GRraraaaarrrghgghghhhhh!H!!!!!!!! How EVIL. Oh well. :p As for this next pic...

"When Eric heard that some of his fellow inmates were planning to Breakout of prison, this was the last thing he expected..."

"what the? Has any one been playing with the space/time continum pe chance?"

"what the? Has any one been playing with the space/time continum pe chance?"
Only spiders hair :p
DAMN! Splapp looks like he is winning again!

Only spiders hair

what?? the??

what?? the??
Reference to PigBuster's comics, The Adventures of Spider's Hair!

"When Eric heard that some of his fellow inmates were planning to Breakout of prison, this was the last thing he expected..."
Splapp wins! As bad as that was, it was the funniest by far. Sorry I've been so late, I'm a busy person these days.

Nextemondo!

double post edit

Well, I have to say it. The sequal to this, the Who's Post compo, was crap. Completely crap. Plus, I've worked out why this thread died. A resurection is in order.

As of now, this compotition is running again. And because you're all too lazy to give me your screenshots, I'll get them myself. I've got some from the forum, so I've added credits to the people that took them. Hopefully this compo will do better now.

Enough chat, lets get on with the show!

"...NYEEHEE! I do not like this game! This is a rotten game!"
Box o' points for guessing the quote!

"Now Jerry knewwhat had gone wrong when he marked the bomb-site on the map..."

"Choices, choices..."

"Eeny, meeny, miny-mo, which one has gotta go?"

"What is this?! A nazi terrorist attack?"

Just when you thought it was safe to fly to work...

"Oh my GAWD! It's Pilots obscure, evil siblings 1 through 6! AND THEY'RE FLYING RIGHT AT ME! I'd better use this bazooka to the fullest or... OOH! An X-BOX!!"

"...NYEEHEE! I do not like this game! This is a rotten game!"
Box o' points for guessing the quote!Would that be Bluebottle from the Goon Show?

Anyway:

"Great Scott, the technology! These planes can hover in mid-air! Think of the savings on runways..."

"Right, let's see... 5 planes VS. 1 bazooka... *sigh* why am I even bothering?"

"Egad!! Soo many planes so little time!!"

"Damn, I hated this bit in Medal of honour too" (Rising Sun I think? Its the first or second level anyway)

"So... That's one of me against 1, 2, 3... 4... ARRGH! WILL YOU JUST STAY STILL!?! I think I counted one of you twice!"

w00t! The caption compo is back in force! I honestly couldn't decide this time. So its a tie, between,
Just when you thought it was safe to fly to work...
"Great Scott, the technology! These planes can hover in mid-air! Think of the savings on runways..."
Both get a point. Hard luck to Phillby, a close third. And well done Lightworm for the Egad reference. but you get nothing.

Next pic. Caption away!

"Ever get the feeling someone's watching you?"

"Back off, I've also got giant missiles and am not afraid to use them!"

"Lets bring on the big guns :cool: "

It would've come off sooo well, if only he hadn't been spotted by the sniper. Or if he HAD been spotted by the stupidly large, overkill of a deathtank, he might not have been run over, 'cause as my ol' man used ta say "Id rather be shot through the brain and explodidodified by more than enough weaponry to destroy a small continent, than I would be ran over." We never did know why...

I WANNA WIN :mad: :rolleyes:

Not as good quality of entries this time. But this pics winner is phillby.
"Ever get the feeling someone's watching you?"
He wins a nice shiny new point, and the remenants of my supper.

Next! Give it your best!

"After seeing his true love "Bopper" get blown away by the blast, the snowman decided that he had nothing left to live for."

"Why do I have to carry an ISLAND for Pete's sake?!"

"I believe I can fly...I believe I can touch the sky..."

"And the snowman looked the other way."

"Bopper decided it was about time to see a Doctor about his explosive diarrhoea..."

After their experiment, the sientists concluded eating 12 pounds of beans can be harmful :p

Warning: Caution from what is inside of your stomach.

Hey! You two have stolen my basic idea! :eek:

Gahahah, I kid... :p

Hey! You two have stolen my basic idea! :eek:

Gahahah, I kid... :p

Lets think of it more as a group effort...

"There is another worm far, far away. You probably know the reason."

I dont think you can enter 2wice

Actually, capitons are what they did. I saw capiton compititions before.. They were very, very fun and atracted loads of people like this one. I am sure more people will come and share their ideas here. Well, here is my entry:

Mista Ninja: "Oi! Get a move on there Boom! I am sick of walking with you troubled bloke!"
Boom worm: "But i was just looking for my pupils!"
Mista Worm: "Yes, yes, that's what they all say after the turtle porn!"
Mista Ninja: "You really think HE would do such a thing? Smells more like a thing wormies would do.."
Mista Worm: "Shh, you dare doubt the word of Mista Worm!? Look, i even have this nice big arrow pointing at ME!"
Mista Ninja: "Lets just keep walking..*sob**sob*..I miss my ninja suit.."
And so, after the incedent, they continue to walk towards the town's jail..



dude u stole fhwqhgads from homestarrunner.com

dude u stole fhwqhgads from homestarrunner.com
And you stole your name from a commonly used phrase. In short, don't post silly posts like that, it is spam.
Yeah, I know this is spam to, but he needs to know...

HE HE HE HE HE I'll be in china days before those fools h trying to invent jetpacks ha my invention is much better if it doesint explode "5" what who said that "4" o my gosh the bomb it's alive it's alive! "3" how do you disable this thing hmmmmmmmmmm red wire uh oh boom

"Bopper decided it was about time to see a Doctor about his explosive diarrhoea..."

Why do you always win? :)

Und der vinner ist - Splapp! UnsuprisinglyHe gets a point to add to his stack.
"Bopper decided it was about time to see a Doctor about his explosive diarrhoea..."

Here is the next pic. You have until Thursday, because I'm not online on Wednesdays.

"They'd tried everything to stop the oncoming asteroid - lasers, expolosives... but to no avail. The future existance of the worm race, and the Earth as we know it was resting on their last option... throwing sheep at it."

"They'd tried everything to stop the oncoming asteroid - lasers, expolosives... but to no avail. The future existance of the worm race, and the Earth as we know it was resting on their last option... throwing sheep at it."
DAMNDAMNDAMN! Doomed again, oh well, we can try...

" Damn this 3d environment, the sheep look so rubbish!!! No choice but to hurl them all into the sea-

Ah screw it, Splapp wins...

"Damn it, whered my space helmet go?"

"Great, I'm up against an advanced Extra Terestreal race with deadly lasers, supur advanced computers and high energy plasma bombs, and all I have is a ####### sheep!!! "

"Ok, now, just like we practiced: Move your legs really really fast, and keep your eye out for thermal currents."

Greetings, Splappish one. I hear you've happened upon a very nice supply of thunder... mind if I borrow some?

"Joe and his sheep were shocked to see they had been catapulted into HALF LIFE"

(level looks kinda like the "xen" levels, whatever, splapp rocks)

"I hope this breaks the 'Largest Explosion Caused By A Super Sheep Creating An Asteroid To Break Into Teeny-Weeny Pieces' record."

Splapp, stop being such a show-off.

"Go, SuperSheep! Go get that lolipop!"

Splapp, stop being such a show-off.

Give "Mister Paint Runner-up" some credit will you! :p

Leave me alone! It's not my fault! Waaaarrgh! :(


:p

Yes it is! Look how many times you've won compared to the rest!

Winner's List
beaver2009 --- 1
MonkeyforaHead --- 1
Paul.Power --- 2
philby4000 --- 2
Slick --- 0 1/2
Splapp --- 4

Yes it is! Look how many times you've won compared to the rest!

Winner's List
beaver2009 --- 1
MonkeyforaHead --- 1
Paul.Power --- 2
philby4000 --- 2
Slick --- 0 1/2
Splapp --- 4

Cisken1 --- 0 <--- Simply the best! :D :p

oh, excuse me you forgot your sheep

"Run, run! The aliens are coming, the aliens are coming, and in form of deadly targets!"

"I'll teach you for making a huge crack in that planet! [Hurls sheep]"

""It was at that moment that he realized his sheep joke could go very, very wrong. needless to say, the ship never came back."

"Worm 1 tried to get Sheepy up to the huge planet, but failed about 50 times."

"You you stupid worm it is 'the cow jumped over the moon' ther is no sheep in it!"

Todays winner of a nice, coper plated point is.... Cisken!
"Joe and his sheep were shocked to see they had been catapulted into HALF LIFE"
Well done, you actually managed to beat Splapp. Next!

Wahay! Post 900!

"AAIIEEE!!! WE'RE GOING TO DIE, WE'RE GOING TO--" *gets slapped*
"Shut up"

As per usual, death didn't bother Swed a bit.

:eek: I....I....got a point...a point....beat splapp??? I beat splapp??? I...I....


WHAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO!!!! *does backflip and trhows his computer in the air*

hm right

Right worm: "Oh lord, please help me defeat this device of hell!"
Left worm: "Well this sucks...meh, we all have to die once in a while"

"NOOOOO! The exploding snowflakes of DOOOM!!"
"They don't explode, TNT does... idiot."

Right Worm: "CYCLAWS?! WHAT WILL WE DO?!"
Left Worm (Cyclaws): "Sit here and die."

"Scientists have found that 50% of worms dont care if they die"

"Jeez, Tapper... you always overreact to stuff."

right worm: "Oh heck! What're we gonna do?"
left worm: "we?"

"OH MY WORD!!! WE'RE BEING INVADED BY ALIENS!!!"
"'Ay. Lookie here."
"AAAAHHH!!! SELF-DESTRUCTING MARTIANS!!!"

right worm/Tapper - "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR RRGH!!!!!"
left worm - "Huh? What's happening? God damnit it stop crying and tell me, I forgot my glasses!"

EDIT: You dont wanna know how many times I edited this post :p

kinda EDIT 2: Hey, I didnt even notice i passed post n.666 :-/

Tapper: "SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHH!!!! We're going to DIE!"
T'other worm: "You IDIOT. The fuse isn't even lit. Honestly... you're such a drama queen."

... After losing to cisken1 splapp had no other choice to commit suicide, and take cisken with him...

... After losing to cisken1 splapp had no other choice to commit suicide, and take cisken with him...

lol you devil you! Splapp would probably stabb me to death and poor salt into the wounds...

Tapper: Seth from the dark fires of hell, we offer you this carrot to make love to its beautiful, dead, gothic body, and take us to heeeell!

Other Worms: Pfft, internet satanists...

"...Fine then, NOW we're done for!"

Tapper:" why me why me why di"...gets slappped. Other worm *breaths in* why us why did it have to be us?

Sorry for being away so long guys, I've had a lot on. But the winner is... Zero!
"Jeez, Tapper... you always overreact to stuff."
A point to him, and lets get on with the show!

"Psst - How bet you 5 to 1 he misses"

"Sending up a flare!"
"No Dumb ass thats a bazzoka"
*island blows up*
"sorry :( "

Three things crossed his mind. Destroy everyone and die himself, save himself and fail his mission, and I've got an itch.

"And with that, Don Sallieria drunkenly fell back, and caused the biggest oil spill known to mankind"

"Now that they're not looking at me, I can finally get some practice at.."
*blows up island*
"Flyyyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiingg!!! Yippieeee!!!"

Their plane had crashed, and they needed SOME way to get back...

"I wonder what will happen if I press here..."

"WAIT! I've got a better idea! TOGA PARTY!"

"Hello everyone. Firstly, i'd like to thank you all for willing to take part in this mass suicide ceremony. Now, if you could all take your places, your death will follow shortly."

"CHEESE IS RATHER DELICIOUS"
*shotgun blast to the face*
"OW."
*oil barrel is freezing*
"HERE! GRAB THIS SOCK!"
Super fun happy end!

And this my friends is a picture of the crew of the Ship of Foolish Tits. Quite foolish were they, sucking ale from the barrels arses.

"Don't worry, we'll all be fine as long as nobody does anything stupid... You know, this whole war thing suddenly seems so sill -- IS THAT A CIGAR?! NO, YOU MORON! NOOOO!!"

...But with all the carousing, nobody at the moonshine party realized that Larry, the neighborhood pyromaniac, had snuck in uninvited...

"Frederic forgot that the location he chose for the LAN-party had sunk last year..." :D

"I told you it would be busy if we weren't here early"

WEll done all, todays winning caption is...
...But with all the carousing, nobody at the moonshine party realized that Larry, the neighborhood pyromaniac, had snuck in uninvited...
A point to him. And heres todays pic for you all.

Damn, I knew that was gonna be a close one. :p

"Fredrick approached the mystical Warthog Rock, bent on the idea that it hid a huge stash of legendary candy..."

"who Wants A Coconut!!!"

"Whut're YOU lookin' at?"

"Are you the real Splapp's pretty face?"

Very nice preasure but when r we gonna get a pic that u drew??

The seemingly harmless party joke was about to go horribly wrong - for it was not a pinyata Jimmy was about to hit, but a deadly, fire-breathing dragon, with pointy teeth!

Very nice preasure but when r we gonna get a pic that u drew??
This is a competition to caption ammusing screenshots. Since I a) Suck at making good screenies and b) Dont have W3D, I'm using screenshots other people have taken, hense the credits. If you want to see some of my art, go HERE (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=20184) for my comic, and HERE (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=20575) for my main art thread.

Ok brilliant thanks a lot!!

"As soon as I breathe out you're going flying, mate."

"X² times A devided by 39 in an angle of 78/6°, yeah, he should land in the water if I hit him right here..."

"Here, this ought to clear out your sinuses!"

...Nose job you say? *gets out radio* im gonna need backup on this one...

"Liposuction? OK. Then it's Nude Day."

what is this all about??

Basicly, I post a screenshot, and you have to write a caption for it. The one I find funniest wins a point, and there's a new pic every 2 days.

"At this point Monty realized that the bat was made of foam "

"As soon as I breathe out you're going flying, mate."
Who r u tlkin 2 Splapp??

double post edit

Basicly, I post a screenshot, and you have to write a caption for it. The one I find funniest wins a point, and there's a new pic every 2 days.
Thanks for the info Preasure!!

Who r u tlkin 2 Splapp??

It's his compo entry you dumbass

Sorry, I'm gonna briefly go off-topic here:

*looks at 666 for Blank avatars and variants thereof*
*looks at a nameless newbie who just popped up*

*is knocked cleanly on his ass by a violent, potent, concentrated wave of raw stupid* *crawls into a box and cries*

I've also got a screenshot or two I'd like to submit, but how should I go about it?

As for an entry for this current pic... erm... nope, can't think of anything.

Sorry, I'm gonna briefly go off-topic here:

*looks at 666 for Blank avatars and variants thereof*
*looks at a nameless newbie who just popped up*

*is knocked cleanly on his ass by a violent, potent, concentrated wave of raw stupid* *crawls into a box and cries*

Agreed. It was funny when Vader did it. If anyone was gonna get it, Vader would have. Would you people mind raising the IQ level a smidge in here? GOD, if it was enough to get me to post back on the forum, you know that it's getting annoying.

Preasure, Superblob, Made In: Stop.


kthnxbye

I understand what you two are saying, but I think its only a April Fools thing. When they're respective owners come back online tomorrow, they will probably be gone.

I hope.

" Little Jimmy decided to start off big before his baseball tournament tomorrow!"

"This is MY bat, you... you... you rock!"
*starts to beat it with his bat*
"You'll..." *BAF* "never..." *BAF* "touch..." *BAF* "my..." *BAF* "BAT!!" *BAF*

Guess I'll make a pathetic try. Poor 'ol Clagnut. How will he survive this?

"NO FAIR! Last time, my foe was about my size! Look at the size of that...that....that THING! I want a rematch after this! I demand a smaller enemy!"

What a pathetic try. :rolleyes:

...Unfortunately, young Frank here didn't realise that baseball was incredibly unpopular in the highlands...

I've also got a screenshot or two I'd like to submit, but how should I go about it?
Just send them to my email or on MSN.

Yes, the av's were an april fool. All back to normal now.

On a more ontopic note, the winner is Scotworm, making good use of my absence and getting in just in time. :D
...Unfortunately, young Frank here didn't realise that baseball was incredibly unpopular in the highlands...

Now caption this!

"So that's how to deactivate a HHG, thanks God!"

On a more ontopic note, the winner is Scotworm, making good use of my absence and getting in just in time. :D

:D Thanks! I bet Splapp, woooo! :p

Anyway, another entry...

...his last stab at ever getting his roof back was merely to pray at the holy grail...

"This gift I bring to thee. Now let's hope it doesn't explode."

"I'm to young to die" cried little Deathwind "wait a secound , I've found how to deactivate the " Boooooooooom. Poor little Deathwind!!!