How time flies. Some really good entries for this one, rather hard to pick a winner.

S4P5 Winners

1st Place
A disasterous change in the method of performing the Highland Fling causes monumental embarrassment.

2nd Place
Soon after the prospectors realised that real gold doesn't normally do that...

Extra Points
Proof that scots and Arabians don't mix.

Next picture! This one ends on the 30th!

Make fun of my deformed hand, will you!? Eat lead!

"Gah! My contact hurts!"

"I always seem to fire slightly to the right,so if I look slightly to the left..."

"Give me the nail clippers, or I'll blast your heads off!"

Once again Clive 'cyclops' Robinson's aim was off.

Extra Points

Yet again, how many points?


"Give me my false teeth back or I'll soak yours in a pickle jar!"

SuperBlob 2
Plasma 2
BuffaloKid 2
WormGod 2
Thnikk 2
MrBunsy 2
Shockdude 1
KamikazeBananze 2
Paul.Power 1
Drunk-worm ?

Yet again, how many points?
One, as before. I'll edit the template, stop it happening again.

As fanart is shutting, I've asked for this to be moved to another forum.

"if my radar skills are correct, i am pointing that shotgun in the wrong direction:p

This place ain't big enough for the two of us, whatever it is you are...

"The hat's box said that it would help restore my nails to their natural length and shine, but this is just ridiculous."

What he didn't know was that the gun was loaded...

Hold still, there's a bug on your ear

It's that time of year again... :rolleyes:

after he was shot in the back of the head, only half of his face reacted.

S4P6 Winners

1st Place
Make fun of my deformed hand, will you!? Eat lead!

2nd Place
Hold still, there's a bug on your ear

Extra Points
Give me the nail clippers, or I'll blast your heads off!
(1 point)

Next picture! This one ends on the 4th August!

That picture was in a different caption competition:-/ (ie could we have a different one)

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=498844&postcount=51

"Caution: Bird Flu. Please wear your gas masks."

"Got vaccine?"

A recycled reply for a recycled image:

"Never play chicken with a train"

"blech. chickens. next time, drop some cookies, will ya?"

Mr Chicken: 'Ha! Look at you screaming down there! And you call us 'chicken'!'

By the way, do we actually win anything if we have the most points after 8 pics, or do we just get 'The satisfaction of knowing you beat the others', AKA nothing?

It's raining chickens, allelujah!!

"The chickens soon found out that Link had fled to a different game"

The chickens where in league with the leaves.

Even farmers are dangerous you know...

That picture was in a different caption competition:-/ (ie could we have a different one)

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=498844&postcount=51

Hmm, you're right. That's what I get for using Google for pictures. :p

Although I won't be influenced by the other one, anyone who want's a change of picture, post/edit your entry to say so. If enough people say so, I'll change it.

By the way, do we actually win anything if we have the most points after 8 pics, or do we just get 'The satisfaction of knowing you beat the others', AKA nothing?
I would give something if I could. I'm no artist, so I can't draw you, I'd make a sig image but the forum doesn't support them, so that leaves only an avatar, and I doubt people would change theirs if I made one for the winner. Satisfaction of winning will have to do. ;) This would be so much easier if we had Reputation or UShop... (No, I'm not saying we should :p)

UShop isn't as good as it seems. Anyway, I rather seem to like this image, though, I've seen it before, I'll just go with it:

"Well, that takes care of dinner!"

so that leaves only an avatar, and I doubt people would change theirs if I made one for the winner.
Wellz I would.

The result of a livestock delivery company not repairing the bomb door release mechanism in their converted WWII bomber delivery plane.

Unfortunately, after hours of pleading, the suicidal chickens jumped.

I shouldn't have said that about Hitchcock...

S4P7 Winners

1st Place
I shouldn't have said that about Hitchcock...

2nd Place
Well, that takes care of dinner!

Next picture! This one ends on the 8th! Last one this, so it's a bit of a tough one...

' "1x Super Sheep"!? Whaddya mean "1x Super Sheep"!? Can you not count!? Do you need glasses?'

"It's a sheepshifter"

"We now return to Super Sheep on the Discovery Channel: Once the infants grow their maximum size, the mother releases them from safekeeping so that it may learn to fly."

Oh noes! my super sheep is leaking!

There are too many teenage pregnancies these days.

"This proves that old-fashioned hats make people mad."

SuperBlob 2
Plasma 2
BuffaloKid 4
WormGod 2
Thnikk 2
MrBunsy 2
Shockdude 1
KamikazeBananze 2
Paul.Power 1
Drunk-worm 1
Star Worms 1
E-102 Worm 1

"Am I seeing things? Clouds with capes?"

This is the result of getting discount sheep by the side of the road.

"So is there a really tiny worm launching a Super Sheep on that Super Sheep?"

(just got back from hols - woohoo! I won a thingy!)

Sheep with big eyes: "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?"

S4P8 Winners

1st Place
"It's a sheepshifter"

2nd Place
"We now return to Super Sheep on the Discovery Channel: Once the infants grow their maximum size, the mother releases them from safekeeping so that it may learn to fly."

Extra Points
' "1x Super Sheep"!? Whaddya mean "1x Super Sheep"!? Can you not count!? Do you need glasses?'
(1 point)

Right, so thats the first series done. And the scores are:

Series 4 Scores
1st Place
BuffaloKid 5

2nd Place
Plasma 4

Everyone Else
SuperBlob 2
WormGod 2
Thnikk 2
MrBunsy 2
Farazparsa 2
Metal Alex 2
KamikazeBananze 2
Shockdude 1
Paul.Power 1
Drunk-worm 1
Star Worms 1
E-102 Worm 1

Buffalo and Plasma, I can make avatars if you want them. PM me and request if you do. Well done to everyone who entered, some really great captions this time around.

I'll be taking a break for a few days to gather more pictures, the next series will start in a few days time.

Buffalo and Plasma, I can make avatars if you want them. PM me and request if you do. Well done to everyone who entered, some really great captions this time around.
Make an avatar of me holding Kelster.
Because I haven't got any av of that yet.

Yay I won twice in a row!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Plasma.

Yay I won twice in a row!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Plasma.
Don't you mean 2nd twice in a row? :p
I guess you didn't care, but got a couple of points, but congrats anyway. ;)

Last place, but at least it's something. :)

Methinks this is going to become a beautiful rivalry between me and Plasma. Whoo!!!

Make an avatar of me holding Kelster.
Because I haven't got any av of that yet.
I was more 'Caption Compo Series 1 2nd Place'. :p Besides, I can't draw, and Kelster might not be too happy with that. ;)

Make an avatar of me holding Kelster.
Because I haven't got any av of that yet.
Don't worry Plasma, your words have been taken into my consideration.

I was more 'Caption Compo Series 1 2nd Place'. :p Besides, I can't draw, and Kelster might not be too happy with that. ;)
Fine then! Draw me a 'Caption Compo Series 1 2nd Place'.

Now you're just being lazy :p

What me, or him? It was always just going to be one saying 'caption compo winner', as previously mentioned I cannot draw.

Anyway the avatars are done, I'll send them by PM.

The next series will begin on the 12th of August. Now.

S5P1

(Thunking) "Hehe, little does he know that I can swim!"
(Also thunking)"Little does he know that he has 25 health left"

Tell you what. If you get these stupid bandage things off my hands you can have this nice baseball bat.

The low cost holyhandgrenade in action.

It's been a month since I captured that screen.

"Give me my eye back, or you're fish bait!"

"Time for you're annual prostate exam, just go on in the beam of light to warp to the office"

"Hold still; there's a fly on your face. And I'm such a caring person that I'll get it off for you! heh heh"

(Thunking) "Hehe, little does he know that I can swim!"
(Also thunking)"Little does he know that he has 25 health left"
That doesn't really work when there's a big "66" above the worm.

"Hold still; there's a fly on your face. And I'm such a caring person that I'll get it off for you! heh heh"


That doesn't really work when there's a big "66" above the worm.
...It does, hence the "little does he know"...yeah...shut up :p

KnightWorm took a strike, and missed.

Luckily, his strength was so great that he pushed the level down and drowned Worm 2.

"Global warming+Baseball bats=Bad"

Generic Caption:
"AND HE HITS IT HOME!"

*picture*.

S2P1

Look! I don't care your name is "Wild Worm Hiccup", I don't even know who you are, but this is a toll zone and you owe me two gold coins!

"It puts the lotion on its skin..."

"It puts the lotion on its skin..."
AHAHAHAHAHA! :D

This level ain't big enough for the both of us.

These dratted peril-sensitive glasses, where is he?

These dratted peril-sensitive glasses, where is he?

Joo Janta 200s? :D

the light proves you are the chosen one. you are destined to hold the holy bat of life.

along with smashing anything in your path:D

"It puts the lotion on its skin..."
LOLOLOL!!!!
I think we know who won.

Joo Janta 200s? :D
If they're the ones Zaphod wore, then yep.

"It puts the lotion on its skin..."

?

Explain.

?

Explain.

It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again...

?

Explain.

Watch Silence of the Lambs (if you're old enough. I have no idea how old you are) and you'll get it.

"look, to get you out of the water, I have to smack you with this baseball bat"
Thinks to self:But who says he'll go back on the island or live?

Watch Silence of the Lambs (if you're old enough. I have no idea how old you are) and you'll get it.

ive seen all three of them, yet i still dont get it, does it have something to do wih those butterflies or moths?

EDIT: ah, yay for wikipedia :) and slick ftw! this also proves that gay people are evil

now i wanna see the movie again

Ah, multi-quote makes my job so much eaisier...

S5P1
1st Place
"It puts the lotion on its skin..."

2nd Place
These dratted peril-sensitive glasses, where is he?

Next picture! You have until the 21st!

Eeny, meeny, miney, mo...

Yes, that's the best I could come up with.

Someone accidently opened a portal that sent the Floating Island from Sonic's world, into Worms.

"Sure, of course I could aim at one of the many enemies in front of me, but that's so unoriginal, don't you think?"

"Screw this thing! Where's my Concrete Donkey?!"

(wootles, 2nd)

Patrick was angry. He didn't like rocks.

I can't think of a good one so:
"DIE BIZNATCHES! LOLOLOLOL HAHAHAEHH I IS T3H 1337! I GOTZ UZI! SUPER PR0N NUBBERS LOLOLOLOL I CAN KILL U ALL RITE NOT K KTHX LOLOLOL LMAO I ***S U ALL UR BASE R BELONGS TO MY UZI LOLOLOLOL FU."

For a tough pic with few replies, these are quite good.

S5P2 Winners

1st Place
"Screw this thing! Where's my Concrete Donkey?!"

2nd Place
Patrick was angry. He didn't like rocks.

Extra Points
"Sure, of course I could aim at one of the many enemies in front of me, but that's so unoriginal, don't you think?"
(1 Point)

Next! This one ends on the 25th.

"ACHOO!"

:p

Freq Nasty called upon Armageddon. but he cursed and swore that he could only make do with the grenade.

It's a ghost I tells ya! I can see his eyes burning!

(wootles again, second again!)

Freq thought that this year's Guy was very realistic.

Freq: ''Pass over the popcorn please.''

The tree wizard fireballed the worms, who soon wished they hadn't said that his bark was worse than his bite.

FEAR MY GlANT WHITE KNOB AND THE TERRIBLE DESTRUCTIVE POWER CONTAINED WITHIN!

Lol:
"OH MY GOD! I HAVE 3 FINGERS!"

"Freq nasty has his name for a reason..."

"They don't call me nasty for nothing... I have to pay them... :( "

whoo, you gotta cut down on those beans, man.

S5P3 Winners

1st Place
The tree wizard fireballed the worms, who soon wished they hadn't said that his bark was worse than his bite.

2nd Place
"ACHOO!"

Extra Points
whoo, you gotta cut down on those beans, man.

Next!

Worm on Cliff "I told you! Bazookas are not good buoyancy aids!"

"Darn it, my bungee rope snapped!"

"Now,Jamie's swimming lessons were put to the test..."

That's the last time I'm following that arrow!

Jamie gave up his old life and started a new life with the fishies. (wich is not a lot better)

Impresive though it was, Jamie's giant blue marbled floor never failed to scare the bejesus out of every non swimmer who walked on it.

"i believe i can flyyyyyAAAAHH!"

"F1!!! F1!!! I'M DROWNING! F1!!!"
Nerd Joke :p:p

"I've got it!" *pauses* *tweaks W:4 filenames*

Jamie's vacation pictures: On the beach

"Jamie's drowning? But I thought Jamie was a Boy."

What's all this blue stuff?

"On Closer look Jamie knew this lquid wasn't Blueberry Jello."

10 !

Jamie couldn't swim very well, but he knew what to do. So he promptly pulled the trigger on his emergency floatation device. Sadly that device turned out to be a bazooka.

"DON'T WORRY, I'M ONLY GOING FISHING!" Screamed James.
Little did he know he was the bait.

Jamie's vacation pictures: On the beach

You must get 1st place. That is awesome.

Impresive though it was, Jamie's giant blue marbled floor never failed to scare the bejesus out of every non swimmer who walked on it.

And sos's this.

Right, sorry for the late update.

S5P4 Winners

1st Place
Impresive though it was, Jamie's giant blue marbled floor never failed to scare the bejesus out of every non swimmer who walked on it.

2nd Place
What's all this blue stuff?

Extra Points
Jamie's vacation pictures: On the beach
(1 Point)

Next picture! This one ends on the 3rd of September. (is it that time of year already?)

And as September 3 rises above the horizon, we all realize the competition is rigged.

By jove! Is that a floating snowman?

Afrohorse: "Is it me, or did that snowman put on weight all of a sudden?"

After seeing his friend's jetpack cut out and watched as his friend plummeted into a watery grave, Afrohorse started to wish he hadn't bought his birthday gift off of Ebay.

Afrohorse watched eagerly as the target worm moved towards his rather aesthetically pleasing mega mine variation.

Spot the hidden Mickey and win a prize!





:p

Gas Prices were high that year in North America, and flizzy could not afford more then 10 seconds.

Aww, you didn't get my nerd joke? :(
"Afrohorse meets Frosty the Snowman!"

"Kenny was so happy that Xmas was here that he decided to spread the Xmas cheer to everyone including the snowman. Little did he know this cheer could be cut soon for his tank was low on fuel."


Eh I'm drawing blanks for this one =p

"Hmm... Maybe those wooden arms of his would work as fuel..."

"mayday! mayday! this is flight 017, losing altitude fast! preparing for emergency crash landing!"

"Go to Warp 1."
"Aye-aye, captain."
"Engage."

Sorry, it looked like either the Enterprise or the Millenium Falcon, either about to go really really fast.

''Oh no! There's a snowman on melting piece of ice... Muscular Worm to the resque!!!''

S5P5 Winners

1st Place
"Hmm... Maybe those wooden arms of his would work as fuel..."

2nd Place
Gas Prices were high that year in North America, and flizzy could not afford more then 10 seconds.

3rd Place
Afrohorse watched eagerly as the target worm moved towards his rather aesthetically pleasing mega mine variation.
(1 point)

Next!

"I know I should shoot one of the reds... but the arrow's pointing at me..." *shoots self*

As Jamie through his bazooka at an enemy worm, everyone else on his team wished that he had read the operator's manual.

Hurry it up, you stupid player! My neck's awfully stiff when holding this darn bazooka for too long.

What was that about shooting your own team when hell froze over?

Hmm I wonder if its possible to kill everyone with one shot?

Just then, Jamie the Carpet Courier arrived on the battlefield.

(seriously, the Bazooka looks like a carpet...)

Everyone waited patiently for Jamie to take his turn.

When jamie took his bazooka, it pointed a wrong way.

''Jamie shot his bazooka and it missed'' (w00t!)

Kill & Burn Kilburn

"i love worms golf. especially since you use a bazooka instead of a golf club"

LUCY LIU
UMA THURMAN
SONNY CHIBA
DAVID CARRADINE
KILL
KILburn
DIRECTED BY QUENTEN TARANTINO

"Where's that ruddy chicken?"

(I'm running out of ideas :p)

"Well, the ice caps are melting fast and there's only room for one of us..."

jamie "argh! this would be alot easier if that arrow stopped poking me in the eye!"

S5P6 Winners

1st Place
What was that about shooting your own team when hell froze over?

2nd Place
Hurry it up, you stupid player! My neck's awfully stiff when holding this darn bazooka for too long.

Extra Points
"Well, the ice caps are melting fast and there's only room for one of us..."
(1 point)

Next! You have until the 11th!

Hey, it's not my fault I'm colourblind, you should have different names!

poot- (character limit fills here)

Dude man! It's a tree that looks like sugar cubes on sticks!

Friendly Fire Sucks.

2nd place? Imagine that. :)

Anyway:
"Powell, it's me, your team-mate!! Why don't you listen!?"

"He should've gone to Specsavers"

OK, second try, no try to shoot the CONE, and NOT me!

Darn Haxors! Making me shoot my team mates

After what happened at the Met police christmas party this was in many ways inevitable.

This is for sleeping with my wife.

Dazzled by 'Light3', Old Bill span round in confusion. How unfortunate

"Nice hat! Can I have it?"
Ewwww bad joke.

Light 3: ''Oh no! the dozer is gonna run me over!''
Worm 4(on the back): ''Rofl''

Hold still. This might sting a bit.

"Ha ha! This'll be great. Hey dude! Catch! Ha ha ha!"

Sorry for the late update. Some very good ones this time, but Phillby's obscurity clinched it.

S5P7 Winners

1st Place
After what happened at the Met police christmas party this was in many ways inevitable.

2nd Place
Hold still. This might sting a bit.

Extra Points
(1 point)
"Ha ha! This'll be great. Hey dude! Catch! Ha ha ha!"

Next! Last one of the series, so lets make it good! Ends 17th.

*waits for the flood of fart jokes*

On the topic of that, am I the only person who calls it pumping? (I have no idea why, perhaps my dad of northern origins)

"No-one'll notice if I do it up here..."

(sorry)

Alright lads, GAS MASKS ON!

Suddenly the Hippie alarm lights red.

"If you didn't succed at first,skydivings not for you"

:rolleyes:

"how to get around in midair without using a jetpack"

Parachutes: Now jet-propelled!

"Guys! We're saved! There, up in the sky -- it's a bird, it's a plane! It's... It's... What the hell is it?"

"Proper Emergency Steering of a Jetpack for Dummies!
Available now in Bob's Big House of Feces!"

Captain! We have a problem with the rear engine!

"Jet-POOP-elled!"

(P.S Shouldn't wormoffire's one be, "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving's not for you."?)

"Guys! We're saved! There, up in the sky -- it's a bird, it's a plane! It's... It's... What the hell is it?"

I am keeping this one forever in my memory of awesome quotes. This will win 1st place!!!!!!!!!!!!

''The 80's began, but it still looked prehistoric'' Groovy....

Darnit I pulled the pins off the gas canisters, hope no one thinks im Farting...
Hey Jimbo your passing gas arn't you?
DANGIT!!!

"It turns out that it wasn't a comet that killed the dinosaurs; it was..."

Thats it! Some great entries for this one, I couldn't choose between these last 4.

S5P8 Winners

1st Place
"No-one'll notice if I do it up here..."
2nd Place
"Guys! We're saved! There, up in the sky -- it's a bird, it's a plane! It's... It's... What the hell is it?"
Extra Points
(1 point)
Parachutes: Now jet-propelled!
Captain! We have a problem with the rear engine!
So, that's it for the series. And the winners are:

Series 5 Scores
1st Place
Phillby4000 4
KamikazeBananze 4

2nd Place
Mr Bunsy 3
BuffaloKid 3
Cisken1 3

3rd Place
Zero72 2
Vader 2
Kelster23 2
Paul.Power 2

Everyone Else
Plasma 1
Scotworm 1
Maveristef 1
E-102 Worm 1
Shockdude 1
Robowurmz 1
Twoapenny 1

Well done to everyone who took part! Another great series!

I'm taking a break from the compo for a while, Series 6 will come in a few weeks. In the meantime, look out for another Preasure competition!

Lmao, I took a dump on myself (0 Points FTW!!!)

Hehe, good ol' caption competition.

First?!

*faints from shock*

I placed!:eek: :eek: :eek:

I'm not sure that I understand the scoring system, but YAY FIRST!

2 points for a 1st place, 1 point for 2nd and 1 point for extra points that I give. You got 2 firsts, so thats 4. KB got 1 first, 1 second and 1 extra, so that's also 4.

Fancy!








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2nd place? Not bad...