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Deathwind to God: "Please my lord, bring me a present!" *HHG falls in front of him* What the??? NO A PRESENT!!! A PRES...*BOOM*
SuperBlob
3 Apr 2005, 14:31
Deathwind had found a new weapon, the Holy Mine, and was praying that the weapon would blow worms to smithereens. Unfortunately for him it did, the very next second.
Apocalypse
3 Apr 2005, 14:54
"Dear Lord, I know I prayed for a weapon, but couldn't You send one NOT activated?"
Deathwind had the misfortune to sneeze during his prayer, leading to unexpected consequences...
Tuke_Kid
3 Apr 2005, 22:22
He prayed to god, but satan answered
wccSplintr
4 Apr 2005, 14:08
*religious mumblings* *CRUNCH!* Hey! Who threw that?!?! *almighty boom of the big variety* Damn atheists
twoapenny
4 Apr 2005, 20:50
Deathwind prays in front of his own grave.
Terra Worm
5 Apr 2005, 17:44
''Oh god why have you sent me this bomb,,
''So I can kill you,,
''Whaaaaat ohoh ,,
[The bomb biows up]
Preasure
5 Apr 2005, 18:41
And the winner of this prestigious point, the 70th I've given away in my compo's, is... Zero!
Deathwind had the misfortune to sneeze during his prayer, leading to unexpected consequences...
Now caption this little piccy.
Tuke_Kid
5 Apr 2005, 20:34
*no Comment*
.:EDIT:.
After losing countless times, and Commiting suicide, only splapps ghost remained...
LightWorm
5 Apr 2005, 20:41
"Even the dead comrads of worms over see their team to victory!"
Little Timmy was halucinating while firing his bazooka. (crap attempt eh :rolleyes: )
Hmm, the 72nd is coming up soon... Better be ready for that one. :p
"You've got my good side, right? Wait, you can see both anyway... Whatever."
wccSplintr
5 Apr 2005, 21:06
The ghost was, in fact, friendly, and trying to warn the worm not to step back, unfortunately, the ghost appeared in front of the worm...
*WARNING MAJOR CRAP ATTEMPT*
BOO!
*END OF CRAP ATTEMPT*
E-102 Worm
6 Apr 2005, 00:03
A ghost was passing by, but Larry was concentrating on his aiming, but when the ghost passed him, he screamed and fell back into a watery grave.
so Frank saw his old friend Casper and the two started to play with the bazooka for ever and evere... until the ghosts hunters put the little Casper into a bottle :cool:
twoapenny
6 Apr 2005, 10:12
Little boggy b's gaurdian angel appeared to warn boggy that he was about to step back into hell, unluckily the gaurdian angel appeared in the wrong place. :p
philby4000
6 Apr 2005, 10:13
"It was at this point that everything got freaky.
Deadly freaky."
"The ghost of King Charles the 2nd was fascinated with the new fangled technology: 'A camera? What on God's earth is a camera, my good fellow?"
Apocalypse
6 Apr 2005, 10:43
Little Apoc had a vision... he saw a ghost, and thought: "Hey, I think I'm going to hit now!"
(are we allowed second attempts?)
Preasure
6 Apr 2005, 21:02
Sure. Either post again or edit your first one. I dont read them until the last day anyway.
good good ok here goes!!* Little Timmy could see into the future*!! :D
Preasure
7 Apr 2005, 14:38
And the winner is... Cisken! I am, of course, joking. Its Splapp.
"The ghost of King Charles the 2nd was fascinated with the new fangled technology: 'A camera? What on God's earth is a camera, my good fellow?"
Here's the next one. A little harder this time...
"Damn, Martyn... You really are deadly with that pea shooter."
LightWorm
7 Apr 2005, 15:21
"Just like a war movie isn't it?"
"uhhhh yep"
philby4000
7 Apr 2005, 16:46
"Curry day had, by all acounts, been a spectacular failiure."
twoapenny
7 Apr 2005, 16:47
"oh javier, you didnt go and kick one of those mines did you?"
wccSplintr
7 Apr 2005, 17:39
Woah! No chance already with those entries! Oh well...
"BUGGERBUGGERBUGGERBUGGERBUGGER!!! .... sorry"
"Yeah, great shot and all Javier, but the explosion has burnt my b*stard face off!"
And the winner is... Cisken! I am, of course, joking. Its Splapp.
Here's the next one. A little harder this time...
Thanks for getting my hopes up :p
"OOF! I need to lay-off the mexican beans" Said George when his fart stommac a-sploded.
OMG "A-splode" broke out of the big forum story!
"Error processing Cowibob's move... Just wait where you are to continue..."
Tuke_Kid
8 Apr 2005, 02:12
The aftermath...
AH-HA!! That's funny. Wait, I lied.
Pigbuster
8 Apr 2005, 03:48
"Looks like them worms be explodin'."
"Yup."
"Reckon a storms-a-comin'?"
"I reckon."
DARKbeaky0
8 Apr 2005, 04:26
They all fighting over the last hamburger, only to relaise it was a landmine.
Boo! Boo! That really sucked!
Scotworm
8 Apr 2005, 14:02
..."What do you mean Guy Fawkes night was a bad idea?.."
Apocalypse
8 Apr 2005, 19:23
Here's the next one. A little harder this time...*sigh* There goes the neighbourhood!
Tuke_Kid
8 Apr 2005, 22:33
AH-HA!! That's funny. Wait, I lied.
Wasn't supposed to be, i was hoping i could get a point for linking together 2 pics from preasures competiton, yours aren't that great either
philby4000
8 Apr 2005, 22:56
Wasn't supposed to be, i was hoping i could get a point for linking together 2 pics from preasures competiton, yours aren't that great either
You get points for captioning, not picture linking.
And Zero's caption is the best so far.
so there.
I was a bit rude, yes, but I mean, really.
"Wow. That's one helluva bum fire."
VeeGatomon
9 Apr 2005, 14:56
Javier: "Wow. Look at the pretty lights!"
Martyn: "Those aren't lights, you idiot! It's explosions! Get that into your thick skull!"
Preasure
9 Apr 2005, 19:48
And the winner is Zero! He's getting good at this...
"Damn, Martyn... You really are deadly with that pea shooter."
And here's the next one.
By the way, I'll be starting a new, and I belive completely original, competition to mark my 1000th post. Anyone who correctly guesses what its going to be gets a bonus point.
LightWorm
9 Apr 2005, 19:56
hmmm tought
"Cilinda wathed as the healpless explosive old woman drowned"
"Could you grab hold o' my things, deary? I'm going for a little paddle."
SuperBlob
9 Apr 2005, 22:05
Chesh wondered about what to do, save an old women and go to heaben, or keep himself safe from explosion, and go into the FIREY DEPTHS OF HELL!!!!
"I can swim!!! PH34R M3!!1!11"
Chesh took his mum swimming. Soon he realised she couldnt swim. So he jumped in and afterwards realised he also couldnt swim and drowned.
Hmm... You know, I'm happy with winning your 72nd point, and I really can't think of anything, so I guess I'll sit this one out. :p
Star Worms
10 Apr 2005, 09:32
Nooo! She's swimming towards the camera! RUN!!!
twoapenny
10 Apr 2005, 10:18
Chesh's mum was very angry at how wet the water was, she was about to blow a fuse! :D
DARKbeaky0
10 Apr 2005, 12:40
"Sure you do, just let your old granny into the drink?! Go fish her out now! Chesh..."
-My entry
"The aftermath of that curry last night was worse than Ethel had anticipated. Talk about a stingy ring... OOOOH!"
philby4000
10 Apr 2005, 13:59
"phwoar!"
,
Scotworm
10 Apr 2005, 19:28
...Grandmas attempt to attract the attention of the search boat was surely in vain...
Cisken1
11 Apr 2005, 01:29
Grandma always told me: "life is like a big puddle of water..."
wccSplintr
11 Apr 2005, 18:00
Ha! If I guessed your compo I would do it myself, as I still want a project!
"The floating knicker prototypes were less than a complete success"
MrBunsy
11 Apr 2005, 18:25
"In my day we had a proper sea, not like this puddle!"
wccSplintr
11 Apr 2005, 18:27
"In my day we had a proper sea, not like this puddle!"
BUNSY GET ON MSN!!! 8-)
Sorry bout that all *shuts up*
Cilinda was wondering whether to dive in after his granny. "Nah I just bought some new shoes". He finally said ;)
Preasure
12 Apr 2005, 19:18
And the winer is Twoapenny! A point to you, sir!
Chesh's mum was very angry at how wet the water was, she was about to blow a fuse! :D
And now the next one. Still no ideas about the 100th post compo?
SuperBlob
12 Apr 2005, 19:20
Eenie meenie minie mo, down this hole you will go!
The worm got so anoyed about his job of picking who commits suicide first, that he jumped down the hole.
LightWorm
12 Apr 2005, 19:57
"6 worms, 1 prod and 1 worm! all this in tonights 60 seconds!!
Apocalypse
12 Apr 2005, 19:59
"Today we have a meeting about the hole here. Once you'll have to go down there, you know, so I'd like to..." *continues meeting* *Once jumps down* "Where did you do that for?" Once:"You said I had to go down there!"
Tuke_Kid
12 Apr 2005, 20:29
Ok, if i choose you, you have to start the russian roulette
philby4000
12 Apr 2005, 20:31
"ashes to ashes.. and all that jazz."
wccSplintr
12 Apr 2005, 20:46
"Live... live... die *prods* Live... live... die *prods*
WormGod
12 Apr 2005, 21:34
And after a bit of fiddling...
"Once There Were Worms Upon A Mine! Oh, wait... Not a mi-"
Cyclaws
12 Apr 2005, 22:20
"Now class, this is what we call a hole..."
Cisken1
12 Apr 2005, 22:36
And the winer is Twoapenny! A point to you, sir!
And now the next one. Still no ideas about the 100th post compo?
Legend has it this spot was once a storage of dynamyte owned by Smoking Joe, didn't last very long tough...
"Eeny... Meeny... Miney... Moe... I wonder where... my glove will go..."
DARKbeaky0
13 Apr 2005, 03:25
"OK MY MINIONS! Go get my Pizza!"
Likeworms
13 Apr 2005, 03:56
This hole is full of the most explosive sheep it will knock you out of your skin. Now, go down and I give you a super banana bomb!*all jump down* Wait a second we'll die*On top of hole* O the losers did it muhaha a darksider can still have his fun!
MonkeyforaHead
13 Apr 2005, 05:50
"Hey, education is important. I went through college -- and just look at me. Now I TEACH the school choir!!"
"Next up on the tour, we have the largest pancake in the world. As you can see, some cheeky vandals have taken a few mouthfuls... but the jokes on them - The pancake mixture was 63% concrete! They'll be dead by tomorrow. Now, if you'd care to look behind you, you can see the ancient ruins of the 'Burger King', who he was, no-one knows..."
Cisken1
13 Apr 2005, 10:17
"Next up on the tour, we have the largest pancake in the world. As you can see, some cheeky vandals have taken a few mouthfuls... but the jokes on them - The pancake mixture was 63% concrete! They'll be dead by tomorrow. Now, if you'd care to look behind you, you can see the ancient ruins of the 'Burger King', who he was, no-one knows..."
winner
or
"Hey, education is important. I went through college -- and just look at me. Now I TEACH the school choir!
winner
SuperBlob
13 Apr 2005, 17:23
"Eeny... Meeny... Miney... Moe... I wonder where... my glove will go..."
HEY! I used that idea and you improved it :( :p
"Today children I shall be jumping into this hole and I will go to happy land!!!" I wanna go to happy land" cried Once
"don't worry you'll be there by the time you reach mid-life!!" replied teacher :D :D
Scotworm
13 Apr 2005, 19:10
...Once found the everday hole completely uninteresting. But that pile of grass over there...
twoapenny
13 Apr 2005, 19:43
The "make up a story club" went on a fieldtrip to big hole where louis sacher got the idea of his book.
HEY! I used that idea and you improved it :( :pWhoops, I didn't even notice. Actually, I think yours is better simply because mine was taken straight from a movie.
Star Worms
13 Apr 2005, 22:14
"Once upon a time there were worms... That is, until they were crushed by an unsuspecting donkey from the sky"
MrBunsy
14 Apr 2005, 19:01
"And THIS is called a hand"
"ooooooooooooooooo"
Preasure
14 Apr 2005, 19:43
And teh winner is Cyclaws! Well done!
"Now class, this is what we call a hole..."
Next!
MrBunsy
14 Apr 2005, 19:52
With seconds to go, he realised there was only one way to avoid losing. Mass homicide.
wccSplintr
14 Apr 2005, 19:56
The five-a-side dodgeball tournament got off too a bad start...
LightWorm
14 Apr 2005, 20:02
Wormland's version of Netball might be dangerous to your health...
twoapenny
14 Apr 2005, 20:06
The wormlands basketball final was about to start, little did the players know that there ref was actually a mass murderer! :eek:
Apocalypse
14 Apr 2005, 20:23
"And the game is off! Miraculasly, the worms aren't interested in the ball.." ... "This is going to be a very, very boring game..."
Star Worms
14 Apr 2005, 20:33
"An apple grenade a day keeps the doctor doesn't keep the doctor away"
decided on a better one...
"Behold! The levitating grenade-shaped basketball!"
philby4000
14 Apr 2005, 20:43
"Their childish game of 'piggy in the middle' was about to turn nasty"
Cisken1
14 Apr 2005, 21:08
And teh winner is Cyclaws! Well done!
Next!
"Bad idea to hire an old mercenary as ball-boy"
"Goral wanted to 'take it up a notch.' Everybody else thought he just wanted to place bets..."
with secounds to go goral realised that they were not playing with a ball....... :eek:
SuperBlob
16 Apr 2005, 09:55
In what was destined to be a short-lived spectacle, a grenade dropped from the sky, into a basketball court. With worms.
he shoots, he scores dies :p
Scotworm
16 Apr 2005, 12:13
...WOO! Extreme sports!...
DARKbeaky0
16 Apr 2005, 12:54
[::SH!TEY ENRTY ALERT::]Of what happened in his dream was azaming. He thought he was Micheal Jordan [::SH!TEY ENTRY ALERT!::] :eek: :o
At the match begins... *boom* ...and ends
Preasure
17 Apr 2005, 10:13
Quite hard to choose a winner this week. But I have, and its Scotworm.
...WOO! Extreme sports!...
wccSplintr
17 Apr 2005, 10:18
Bigger brocolli needs BIGGER HANDS!
Sorry, an uninspiring pic for me :p
twoapenny
17 Apr 2005, 10:20
"where did i put those bloody keys?!?!"
"I told you not to eat those mushrooms"
"AAAAAAAAaa who stole my Gigantanism pills????"
oh no, its gonna get me, help im being attacked by the seaweed of death, arghhhh
Ivan was no more! (i think that is what his name is)
philby4000
17 Apr 2005, 12:18
"Dispite painting it green and hiding it very high up, sleepwalking Jim ws able to aquire steve's last toblerone."
Apocalypse
17 Apr 2005, 12:24
"SMITE ME, oh mighty smiter!" said Stan after having lost all of his friends and stumbling upon the fact that he is nothing but a puny worm lost in the human world.
DARKbeaky0
17 Apr 2005, 12:28
NOOOOO!!!!! SuperBlob drank all my beer!
Tuke_Kid
17 Apr 2005, 14:05
Gahhh...Give me a hug...
MrBunsy
17 Apr 2005, 16:34
And after that, Frankenstein worm never did drugs again.
VeeGatomon
17 Apr 2005, 16:37
AAAAH!! My hands....what's happening to me! I can't see! Oh no...those diet pills... they said not to eat any green things while using them!
Cisken1
17 Apr 2005, 17:55
*And he lifted his hands towards the skies and said:"OHLY SH*T GOD!!! I'V NEVER BEEN THIS STONED IN MY LIFE G! :confused: *
MonkeyforaHead
17 Apr 2005, 21:35
"Oh God, I think I'm having a reaction to all that tofu-flavoured ice cream..."
super_frea
17 Apr 2005, 21:41
''Ok, who's the wise guy that changed my medication with 'Growth Potion?'.''
"Today, on Funniest Zombie Home Videos..."
Preasure
19 Apr 2005, 19:17
No contest for todays winner, its phillby. A well earned point to him.
"Dispite painting it green and hiding it very high up, sleepwalking Jim ws able to aquire steve's last toblerone."
SuperBlob
19 Apr 2005, 19:32
Now to pul--wait...wait...where's my parachute gone? *very bland splat*
LightWorm
19 Apr 2005, 19:40
"WOAH! Acid flashback!"
philby4000
19 Apr 2005, 19:42
Woo Point!
Anyway-
"Biggles' 'stealth hang-glider' project had it's funding withdrawn, after a glaring design flaw was discovered."
Scotworm
19 Apr 2005, 19:54
...of course, everyone simply ignored the flying windmill in the backround from the Gorrilaz music video...
MonkeyforaHead
19 Apr 2005, 20:16
"Unfortunately for him, Claudius' plans to cheat the long-jump contest got a little out of hand..."
Mr worm went parachuting off the coast of the floating island. But he forgot his parachute.
Apocalypse
19 Apr 2005, 20:24
"Now I know why prod hasn't got a power-button..."
Made in
19 Apr 2005, 20:39
"It's incredible how long we can walk before we notice that we're floating in mid-air."
super_frea
19 Apr 2005, 20:43
...'And at that point, Alfie realised he forgot the bungee cord'...
or
...'Alfie soon began to regret telling squeezy, he punches like a girl'...
"That's the last time I light up a green-bean-casserole-and-extra-spicy-taco fart."
wccSplintr
19 Apr 2005, 21:32
Well, on the plus side, at least there is no ground...
Cisken1
19 Apr 2005, 21:35
eh, I give up...
*uh guys....guys........where's that great big crash matt that you promised......GUYS!!!! :eek:
Steve happened to use low gravity once more than he should.
WormGod
20 Apr 2005, 07:51
Panis and Squeezy had promised Agent X a soft landing. What they didn't tell him was that they used the cloth from his parachute for a banner saying "You weren't that good, anyway."
MrBunsy
20 Apr 2005, 16:44
"Damn these cheap parachutes, don't even last 3 months!"
wormsfan77
20 Apr 2005, 17:25
".....donīt buy any old parachutes from eBay....."
twoapenny
21 Apr 2005, 18:42
aww hell, the computer crashed again!
Cisken1
21 Apr 2005, 18:46
oh i just got one!
This worm KNEW has should have read the announcement better when he bought the 'chute: it clearly state: f.s. chute, used: 1 time, opened: 0 times.
Cyclaws
21 Apr 2005, 19:32
"Something about this doesn't feel right..."
Woo, I won a point!
Preasure
21 Apr 2005, 19:42
Todays worthy winner is Apocalypse!
"Now I know why prod hasn't got a power-button..."
And heese todays pic.
Cisken1
21 Apr 2005, 19:43
Fun to play with mates: Russian roulette, you'll get a BANG out of it!
MrBunsy
21 Apr 2005, 19:48
When the Mafia get on to you, you only have one choice.
WormGod
21 Apr 2005, 19:49
I wonder what goes on inside an Uzi...
Apocalypse
21 Apr 2005, 19:52
"So many Ferraris... I can't choose!"
LightWorm
21 Apr 2005, 20:02
"Whacha mean there's no Bullet time!??!"
philby4000
21 Apr 2005, 20:06
"Bill's boasts of bullet dodging prowess where greatly exaggerated"
wccSplintr
21 Apr 2005, 20:23
Every shot counts... uh.. could you stand in a line or summin? It would make my job MUCH easier
Tuke_Kid
21 Apr 2005, 20:50
Crap, russian roulette was already done, here i declaire this POLISH ROULETTE!!! w00t!
the first worm had to make sure that the automatic clip was in properly.
super_frea
21 Apr 2005, 21:20
...'This game of piggy in the middle, is a bit one sided'...
E-102 Worm
21 Apr 2005, 21:44
Worm with Uzi - "Let's play Duck, duck, goose (Worms style). Whoever's the goose, I'll kill ya, OK?"
Pigbuster
21 Apr 2005, 22:41
"Aha! There it is! I think I see what's clogging up your uzi! Maybe this will get it o-"
"Right... now don't move a muscle. I'm going to shoot that red plastic arrow off your head without looking."
DARKbeaky0
22 Apr 2005, 01:08
'"New" Surround WORMS! It kills your butt off and reflects the sound! Buy it today! Or maybe torromow.'
"Things quickly turned tragic when Frank chose this moment to yell 'ALIENS!!'"
Made in
22 Apr 2005, 03:59
"You can't kill zombies with guns... But since they are not deads..."
Scotworm
22 Apr 2005, 15:38
...the kids watched anxiously as the old man tried to un-clog there spud gun (free with this weeks issue of the beano!)...
twoapenny
22 Apr 2005, 18:51
It was the first lesson of the suicide school, and since there was only one willing teacher, probably the last...
MonkeyforaHead
23 Apr 2005, 03:08
"The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?"
Fred is glad he loaded Pauls uzi with blanks.
Bill decided the only way out was to.................. Fire his built-in-gun-ninga-rope up and hope for the best!!! :p :eek:
Preasure
24 Apr 2005, 19:50
Sorry for the delay, lateness caused by unavalibility of internet. Anyhoo, the winner is Wormgod. I wonder what goes on inside an Uzi...
And without further ado...
LightWorm
24 Apr 2005, 20:34
"Do you have to do this every time we go to the Arcade?"
wccSplintr
24 Apr 2005, 21:00
Full feedback arcade games, the latest craze...
super_frea
24 Apr 2005, 21:29
...''Oh great, who stuck the red arrow on the screen?''...
philby4000
24 Apr 2005, 21:53
"When Clive doned his 'Kombat helmet' murray knew things where getting serious."
or:
"thanks to some clever game design there was no problem with locating the controls"
Cisken1
25 Apr 2005, 00:47
Sorry for the delay, lateness caused by unavalibility of internet. Anyhoo, the winner is Wormgod.
And without further ado...
NOOOO, I put my lucky helmet on and I still get blown to bits in level 25.689!!!
The penny arcade can be a dangerous place...
Tuke_Kid
25 Apr 2005, 02:12
this is a really hard game... Time to get serious...
"Today, Lord DeathBad, you will die. Cover me, Yellow, I'm going in."
Apocalypse
25 Apr 2005, 09:58
"shut up, yellow.. I'm trying to sleep here!" "but we must save the president!" "Leave me and my sleeping-helmet alone."
twoapenny
25 Apr 2005, 17:48
Yellow only really started to worry about his freind when when his freind put a helmet on to play War Trooper 4
"Can i go on the ultra future vision thingy now" asked Yellow. "wait I just got killed"...."what's future seeing time?" asked yellow "ten minutes" replied his friend :eek:
wormsfan77
26 Apr 2005, 16:08
Hey man, I lent you 1 Pound! And now you are playing this game half an our!!! Let me try!!!",yelled Yellow.
"Hey, this is only the main screen.",said the other worm. "And whereīs my pound?", asked Yellow. "Oh, I bought me this helmet....."
mocoworm
26 Apr 2005, 16:25
Helmet worm: ARRRGHH!! Someone but glue inside the helmet and now i can't take it off!! Help!
Yellow: I just farted!
Yeah... :p
Paul.Power
26 Apr 2005, 16:40
Isn't it ironic that Yellow's playing on the red team?
Preasure
26 Apr 2005, 19:17
And teh winnar is phillby, making good use of the whole screenie.
"thanks to some clever game design there was no problem with locating the controls"
Number next:
Top worm: Lets go everybody! The tower is just up there for me!
Bottom: Were? I cant see, thats to high! Ahahahhahaha! you give me the pain!
*falls down*
the tower! noo!"
LightWorm
26 Apr 2005, 19:22
"Woah! I've never seen that befor!"
"Sicko!"
"I'm a going to sneeze!"
twoapenny
26 Apr 2005, 19:40
"thanks guys for helping me get my lunch which somone threw up here"
philby4000
26 Apr 2005, 20:06
"Bob's totem pole disguse plan was doomed from the start"
Cisken1
26 Apr 2005, 20:28
worm with binoculars: "Maybe I should be on top to see who is undressing! I GOT SPECS!!!"
wccSplintr
26 Apr 2005, 21:35
Despite a closer look, still no explanation for the floating weird thing was found
(yes, I know it's a girder :rolleyes: that was a dig at 3d and it's carpiness)
DARKbeaky0
27 Apr 2005, 07:18
"Cool, a pole..."
"Oh, crap, I gonna," -Achoo!-
"Oh damnit, that's the fifth time!"
despite being 12 foot of the ground Timmy still couldn't see his house from there!!
WormGod
27 Apr 2005, 08:15
If you look at the reflection in the binoculars, you will see a photographer. With a camera. Pressing the button.
--WORM WITH BINOCULARS-- Guys, look some chocalate!
--TOPWORM-- Yeah, some chocalate!
--TOPWORM-- Wahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
:eek: SPLAT! :eek:
Preasure
28 Apr 2005, 19:33
And this couple of days' winner is Phillby!
"Bob's totem pole disguse plan was doomed from the start"
One singular point for you, sir. Nextage!
Apocalypse
28 Apr 2005, 19:36
'Buy w0rms flakes, and get the nasty suprise inside!'
philby4000
28 Apr 2005, 19:41
"After this infamous "free gift missfire" 1700 jobs were axed at kellogs."
wccSplintr
28 Apr 2005, 19:49
"So this is the outside world..."
Cisken1
28 Apr 2005, 19:53
What does he mean "hello my breakfast" ???
SuperBlob
28 Apr 2005, 20:18
I'd rather have a bowl of coco pops! :rolleyes:
MrBunsy
28 Apr 2005, 20:22
worm on left; "So you were planning to eat us, eh?"
SuperBlob
28 Apr 2005, 20:25
Entry no. 2
Worm on box - ARGH!!! OH MY GOD IT'S A CAN!!!
Worm 2: We are food!
Worm 1: WEWEWEWEWE! WE GONNA DIE! EAT US TO DIE BECUSE WE ARE GAY!
Worm 3: Thanks!
LightWorm
28 Apr 2005, 20:51
the Snap, Crackle and Pop of the Worm's world: Boom, Crash and Splat
super_frea
28 Apr 2005, 21:35
...''Worm Flakes' the cheap alternative to 'Crunchy nut corn flakes''...
Pigbuster
28 Apr 2005, 22:01
"Come on. Eat us. We're magically delicious..."
"Now, inside specially marked boxes, a FREE flake of CEREAL!"
"are you sure they wont find us?"
"positive"
wormsfan77
29 Apr 2005, 11:51
Hey, donīt you think our end is nigh, neighbour?
Probably yes. Take your uzies, neighbours!
Err, our uzies were the surprise in the package of the Worm Flakes.....
DARKbeaky0
29 Apr 2005, 11:55
'Ah! They're cannibals I tell ya! Cannibals!'
WormOfFire
29 Apr 2005, 14:05
1st worm: I want the missle! 2nd worm:No i want it!
3rd worm:Nah! I will kill you two with it!
Paul.Power
29 Apr 2005, 14:34
"He's left the box open, now let's get out of here!"
super_frea
29 Apr 2005, 16:11
Worm 2: We are food!
Worm 1: WEWEWEWEWE! WE GONNA DIE! EAT US TO DIE BECUSE WE ARE GAY!
Worm 3: Thanks!
you know I'm worried about EP's sanity :rolleyes:
you know I'm worried about EP's sanity :rolleyes:
me too!!!! :rolleyes:
Cyclaws
29 Apr 2005, 18:30
"Hey! Hey, why's that guy about to pick up this box?!"
Scotworm
29 Apr 2005, 21:43
Left worm: "Who's ready for an adventure?"
What really happened to the 3rd stooge... they have a spy in their mist.
twoapenny
30 Apr 2005, 17:46
"Its been my life long dream to be a breakfast cereal!" :p
Preasure
30 Apr 2005, 21:17
And todays point goes to Superblob, for his rather cheesy
I'd rather have a bowl of coco pops! :rolleyes:
'mmm, baked beef banana!'
Horigan
30 Apr 2005, 22:04
Now here's how you light a campfire boys, gather the bananas, light a match and... *BOOM*
Ow... maybe not
super_frea
30 Apr 2005, 22:06
...''He then realised you can't make a fruit salad with just bananas''...
Spitfires was quite thick... he got the bananas off the tree instead of the branches. :)
"Sadly, it was only a name."
WormOfFire
1 May 2005, 07:07
"The day Spitfire Tried to make BananaSplit Without ice cream "
twoapenny
1 May 2005, 10:02
Spitfire then made an amazing discovery, bananas are not good for burning...
"And so, Spitfire had discovered Bananaman's distrubing secret... he excretes huge, steaming, banan-ery poos. And this one missed him by an inch. PHEW."
LightWorm
1 May 2005, 13:27
"Oh mighty Gods Accept these so I may be... umm... err... somehing cool!"
Scotworm
1 May 2005, 14:28
..."You up there! Don't burn my bannana tree!"...
philby4000
1 May 2005, 15:13
"spitfire knew the bananas where up to something, but what?"
Paul.Power
1 May 2005, 15:33
"Stuck on this desert island, with nothing to eat but firewood and nothing to burn but bananas... oh, wait..."
E-102 Worm
1 May 2005, 16:04
"OK kiddies. Who wants fried bananas?"
BOOM!!
"Note to self, use ordinary bananas instead of banana bombs!"
Spitfires was possitive that the curved yellow squidgee things were sticks!!
wormsfan77
1 May 2005, 19:49
I only tried to make a banana cake.....
wccSplintr
1 May 2005, 20:11
The park ranger was sure that the distance between the campfire and the tree breached health and safety regulations
Preasure
2 May 2005, 08:31
Blimey, this is getting really popular. Todays winner is Zero!
"Sadly, it was only a name."
Next-age.
super_frea
2 May 2005, 08:39
''...Dammit, I knew I should have got age 1-3...''
Due to an incredible miscalculation of scale, the whole fleet of Worms were thinking that this playground was in fact a country. The Tricycle being one of the landmarks in it.
twoapenny
2 May 2005, 09:46
"behold! My Almighty Tricycle! The Greatest Weapon On Earth!"
"The Mighty Tricycle Of Enormity" :)
wccSplintr
2 May 2005, 09:55
Its a bit big dad...
hmmmm... whats wrong with this picture?
philby4000
2 May 2005, 12:31
"The tiny TYKeINATOR 50,007 realy didn't look all that impressive."
WormOfFire
2 May 2005, 15:02
Mom said that i will grow into it, But I don't know...
wormsfan77
2 May 2005, 15:14
Watch out for my Ultimate Three-Cycle of Doom! I will siege this school!....as soon as I know how to use it.....
Alright soldier move it! Pedal! Pedal!
How?
"Soldier 1's parents kept insisting that he would just have to 'grow into it.'"
"Soldier 1's parents kept insisting that he would just have to 'grow into it.'"
Darnit, why do you have to be so good at this?
MonkeyforaHead
2 May 2005, 19:35
"I know the flyer said 'not to scale', but this is ridiculous!"
Tuke_Kid
3 May 2005, 00:13
HArley Davidsons take on a tricicle (for all of you in england, im not sure if you have them but its a motor bike company famous for big and loud bikes.
twoapenny
3 May 2005, 17:49
HArley Davidsons take on a tricicle (for all of you in england, im not sure if you have them but its a motor bike company famous for big and loud bikes.
we know, we know... :rolleyes:
HArley Davidsons take on a tricicle (for all of you in england, im not sure if you have them but its a motor bike company famous for big and loud bikes.
tut tut of course we know what a harley davidson is!! :rolleyes:
Preasure
3 May 2005, 20:16
Zero now has to take a break before he ***s you all again at this.
"Soldier 1's parents kept insisting that he would just have to 'grow into it.'"
Lets have someone else winning this time, eh?
WormOfFire
3 May 2005, 20:26
All other worms did survive to swim over the Red sea without poor david,10 M Left and he Sank like titanic.
*sniff* We miss him, We love him! Why, You worm, why?
philby4000
3 May 2005, 20:35
"The mood of the opening scene of the new jaws remake was cautiously upbeat"
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