"I'm sure there was some land there a few minutes ago"
or
"Note to self: Don't drink and fly"
or
"The map said the pyramid was around here somewhere, but all I see is water. I have a few complaints to make at the tourist office."

Toadsy winner is Phillby!
"Lucky I had my name printed on this giant floating block, otherwise I might have drowned."
Next pic.

"Cool! Gene-manipulated sheeps!"

:eek: Its a jesus sheep! :eek:

"baaaaaah"

"hey! i got water in meh eyes!"

He always was the best at skipping sheep.

''The 'Sheep Swimming School' was a big flop, by the end of the course, the sheep was still only able to do doggie paddle.''

Unfortunatly the sheeps limited mental abilities meant they didn't make very good lifeguards.

"It had taken a lot of gelatin, but finaly the sheep could get to the island safely."

The Sheep leapt gracefully out of the ground...

Wait a minute...

The aquasheep's lost his cape again.

"BAAAH" SKIP "BANG" "BAAAAHHH"

Okay that makes my score 125 to nothing at "hit the island over water with a sheep"

"My new Sport, SHEEP SKIMMING!"

"You can press space bar anytime now...."

"Timmy's parents finally found it in there hearts to get timmy a sheep, he later relised that wooly could hold his breath for a very, very long time"

"Suicide attempt 1-Failure. Damn glitch."
or...
"How am I supposed to wash my wool when I can't get under water!?"

Baaa-d idea...

Tough one, but I'll give it to Mr Bunsy.
Unfortunatly the sheeps limited mental abilities meant they didn't make very good lifeguards.
Next!

"Oh, it seems that the 1337-virus was a strong one..."

Gues which colour had extra coffe this morning.

Charles suggested someone should cheer Steve up with a kiss.

"The worms weight watchers club was a huge sucsess."

woo! I won! Sheep are stupid though.

Labour's lack of interest and the Conservatives new look might give the Lib Dems a chance after all.

Hey look guys, I'm Hitler!

Tough one, but I'll give it to Mr Bunsy.

Next!

Blue noobs:
HEY LOOK! A FAN ARTIST!
Where? I wanna get drawn!!!!
OMG DUDE YOU ROCK!!! I WANNA COPY UR STYLE!!!
DRAW MEEE!!!!!!

Pink Artists

Ah jeez not again!
EVERY F-ING TIME!
Just pose as hitler they'll go away!

Everyone (from right to left): "what?" "what?" "what?" "what?" "whaaaat?" "whaaaat....?" "HITLER!!! MWEHE!!!!!!"

Blues: "All heil Julius Hitler."

I think that there's a clear winner in the synchronized standing contest.

Todays winner is Yappydog!
Charles suggested someone should cheer Steve up with a kiss.
A point for him! Next!

dave's shot went a bit off course...

" i say wasnt there a golf scheme in wwp guys ? why are you shrinking ? omg!!! h4lp !!"

stigmata didnt look out.

"This surely wasn't a hole-in-one"

These new mini terrains arent all they're cracked up to be.

It's not all that funny, but it has to be done:

"Fore!"

The new Caddie launcher is hard to cart around, but can give a birds eye view of the course...for a couple seconds anyway.

Dave forgot to take acoount of the wind when hitting his worms
-or-
There's nothing wrong with a little ...er... 'healthy' competition.

Stigmata: "I dont like this ultra-low gravity mode"

YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT "let's play golf" means: "You are the golfbaaaaaaaa... *sploosh*

"How do you say fore in a worm?"

Stigmata: Still better than the sport my friend tried. I wonder if there was another reason it was called hangliding?

STIGMATA: "Dave, I told you should of used the 5 iron..."
DAVE: "What's wrong with the driver..."
STIGMATA: "It goes too far."

Stigmata:Thanks for inviting me to play golf, mate, but... where are the golfballs? What do you mean I'm the golfball... What the...?

"Fifteen love! You." :p

It's not all that funny, but it has to be done:

"Fore!"
Heh, I was going to do that. Anywho...

"What do you mean I was going for the wrong green?"

Todays winner is Gnome Man!
The new Caddie launcher is hard to cart around, but can give a birds eye view of the course...for a couple seconds anyway.
My screenshot reserves have nearly run out, so need yours now! Send them to my email or on MSN.

Next!

"One ounce of gun powder! Ounce!"

The new Wormageddon is being tested on a little island in the pacific.

Mass mob walking off a cliff

"It's raining worms! Halleluja!"
(What's with the spongebob/bands teams?)

Unfortunately there was considerable colateral damage from 'The Boybandapult'.

these worms hadn't quite learnt that the nuke was to be dropped out at sea

I'm walking in the air... there's boybands and weird freaks around...
when we stop going up, we'll crash into the sea, and drown (sung to tune of Walking in the Air. Obviously)

Westlife - "We're flying without wings!"

Westlife - "We're flying without wings!"
I like that one (The caption- not the song)

"BUST-EEED!! Oh wait."

"Aww... crap, the US is testing on Bikini Atoll again"

Definitely a good screenshot. GIMME MORE!

I think you overdid your superweapon a little...

There's no such thing as an overdone superweapon... That's why it is a SUPERWEAPON.

Damnit Superman! Did you change the Earth's rotation again?

"the battle of the boy bands....now with cemtex ! :D"

There's no such thing as an overdone superweapon... That's why it is a SUPERWEAPON.

Will you just SHUT UP!!

You're always posting offtopic in the Avatar Contest thing, and now you're doing it here!

I reckon Sel should Watch you for constant spam.

Will you just SHUT UP!!

You're always posting offtopic in the Avatar Contest thing, and now you're doing it here!

I reckon Sel should Watch you for constant spam.

I second that.

Both sides hoped Team17 would get around to putting some terrain in soon.

There's no such thing as an overdone superweapon... That's why it is a SUPERWEAPON.

It's just a caption and yes, I second WormGod: do shut up.

About time to...

There was a reason why worms rarely went trampoleining.

Todays winner is Yappydog, again!
Both sides hoped Team17 would get around to putting some terrain in soon.
Next!

"I can see the stars!"

All we need is one more worm to break the record. Oh, there he is now. 'Up here Fred! Wait, what are you doing. What's that symbol in the corner say? Poke! Wait, you're not Fred, you're that Psycho guy! Go away! No! Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!' *CRASH*

Worm at the ground: "May I go now..."

the worms was playing "who gets in top" but no one saw the top.

"Dare you little human to use flood now!"
---OR---
"Worm in middle:Uh-oh,I must sneeze!"

so this is how they got the points onto the pyramids

Without arms and legs this was about as good as the worm pyramid display team got.

Hey, mate, watch where you put that helmet.

Aim for the moon; then even if you miss, you'll land in a bloody pile amongst the stars.

Worm on top: OK, I finally managed to take that star down from there... Now, who gets it?

"I can see my house from up here!"

I told you that pyramid was 15 worms high. You owe me 2 Squiggumphs.

''These worms took the program 'Stars in Their Eyes' a little too seriosly.''

"Worms work together to create the amazing worm tower, which willl vanish when the cruel god worm unleashes a flood"

THEN Yertle the Worm was perched up so high,
He could see forty miles from his throne in the sky!
"Hooray!" shouted Yertle. "I'm king of the trees!
I'm king of the birds! And I'm king of the bees!
I'm king of the butterflies! King of the air!
Ah, me! What a throne! What a wonderful chair!
I'm Yertle the worm! Oh, marvelous me!
For I am the ruler of all that I see!"

THEN Yertle the Worm was perched up so high,
He could see forty miles from his throne in the sky!
"Hooray!" shouted Yertle. "I'm king of the trees!
I'm king of the birds! And I'm king of the bees!
I'm king of the butterflies! King of the air!
Ah, me! What a throne! What a wonderful chair!
I'm Yertle the worm! Oh, marvelous me!
For I am the ruler of all that I see!"

w1nn0rz!

lol :D

The worms had a new way to stress-test their latest helmets.

It's the worms enemy lookout

"hey i can see the enemy" *enemy fires at worm at the bottom

"ARRGH!!!!

Yertle the worm may have been at his best,
But he wasn't quite looking at all of the rest,
For Twiknle the watchguard right way down below,
He felt as ignored as a snowflake of snow!
"Ay me," he sobbed, "Ay me oh my,
Why can't I be Yertle, the ever so high!
Look at him there, all happy and cheerful,
All he's not knowing is me being tearful!
Why can't I be Yertle, the ever so high,
What stops me from sitting in the throne in the sky?"

------------

OBVIOUSLY a reply to Pigbuster's make-me-jealous entry. :p

worm at the top: Don't you dare to go to the Bathroom Worms!

thats given me an idea for a new caption!

(worm at bottom): "uh, guys...i think i gotta do a pee"

other caption deleted, btw

and preasure, whats happened to the thing where the winner of the last caption posts the next screenshot?

and preasure, whats happened to the thing where the winner of the last caption posts the next screenshot?
It wasnt working, people weren't posting screenshots when they won.
todays winner is jerms!
Hey, mate, watch where you put that helmet.
And heres the next one, the last one I have. After I announce a wnner, I'll postpone the compo for a week or 2 while I find new ones, and probably take a break from the forum while I'm at it.

"Ahh, what an exotic place for holidays."

Bad Egg: Why are you holding that umbrella it sin't going to rain is it?
Ding Ding: Shut up and prepare to be screenshotted

As they strolled in the drive-through cinema, Ding Ding and his mate realised the movie that was on was NOT for 3-D glasses.

i got about 30 screenys though which are good....i aint got an MSN though.....but every time a cpation is won ill post the next if you like...

bad egg: "so....um....when will this all end.....?"

double post edit

OR

ding ding: "smile for the camera!"
bad egg: "what camera?"
ding ding: "that camera!"
bad egg: "what camera you on about?"
ding ding: "the player's camera"
bad egg: "what player's camera?"
ding ding "that one!"
bad egg: "where!?"
ding ding: "THERE you idiot! are you blind?"
bad egg: "yes i am, remember?"
ding ding: "oh yeh, forgot. sorry"

Aren't you only meant to post one caption?

"The worms took one last photo on land before sailing off in their umbrella."

Bad Egg: I don't find funny to be floating on a girder...

"One of these things is out of order. One of these things does not belong."

Well,I am to lazy to mail you these pictures to you,so I post them here.

Ding Ding's team-mate was an artist. He tended to draw whenever possible.

And now, back to "Holidays on Girders!"

Aren't you only meant to post one caption?
Maximum of 2 per picture.
Well,I am to lazy to mail you these pictures to you,so I post them here.
Cheers! Nice ones there.

Bad Egg is going to be a bad egg if [insert current worms name] doesn't watch where he puts that umbrella.

Smile! you are in candid camera! OMG!FLOOD!BLURRPLURR!

:umbrella worm "is this a photograph? these clothes are ridicou-licoulus."

:ding-ding "hey! its rainin!"

:bad egg "omgwtfbbq? - i get no umbrelleh?!"

Come on! blow in my umbrella so we can get out of here!

Sorry muchly for the lack of me, forgot I left you guys hanging. The winner is E102Worm!
And now, back to "Holidays on Girders!"
Well like I said, I'm taking a break, to get new captions and have a bit of a breather from the forum. But I will return! Dont know when though.
i got about 30 screenys though which are good....i aint got an MSN though.....but every time a cpation is won ill post the next if you like...
Surely you've got email? Send me them via that. If you haven't, there are plenty of good free web-based email providers.

If anyone needs to contact me, use email, MSN or find me at Deviantart.
Bye everyone, Toast in peace!

Sorry muchly for the lack of me, forgot I left you guys hanging. The winner is E102Worm!
Cool! Didn't see that coming though. :D

When you go for a break, you should leave just one picture so that we can get really good posts.

That is called spam.
Why the hell should this thread stay on the front page if Preasure isn't back to start it up again? There's no point whatsoever!
Wait until Preasure comes back. He'll resurrect it on his own.

That is called spam.
Why the hell should this thread stay on the front page if Preasure isn't back to start it up again? There's no point whatsoever!
Wait until Preasure comes back. He'll resurrect it on his own.
Ok,ok.......
*Removes post*

Meh, I'm back. What, you wanted fireworks or something?

I'll keep the caption compo going until I run out of pics, which is this week. The old forum doesnt hold the same attraction any more, its likely I wont be around often enough to keep posting pics. I'll still be around, but an infrequent visitor.

So we begin once more.

Agent amy has slight advantage at basketgrenade
or
Wilbur "Come on, come on. One more step and my trap flings her straight to australia."
Welcome back Preasure

"Slamdunk!!!!!!!"

agent amy "i like blowing up toilets! but wait... this isnt a toilet!"

i know this isnt good. :p

"Bull's Eye!"

"Unfortunately for Amy they were playing golf."

Of course Agents have to relax.

''X-tream Basketball!''

"Remember what Wilbur says: Never take drugs to play basketball, lest ye have the same fate as agent amy!"

*Grenade explodes in backround*

Amy: OK, how do I get down now...? Oops... forgot the gr... *BOOM*
Wilbur: Well, at least you're down now, aren't you?

thats the green potted, oh wait were not playing snooker!






i suck

Have I shrunk... this hoop seems excruciatingly large.

Easter egg....YOU ARE MINE!

Wilbur: "WWWWAAAAAAAAAHHH!! My teddy's got a spot on it! *sniff*"

"No, Amy, that does not count as a slam dunk."

Not hugely original or funny, no. It's 4:30 AM, gimme a break.

Are you sure they're not watching?

Hmm... how many points do I get if I can use this grenade to blow Wilbur into the hoop...

amy: arugh crap this dosnt relive the pain from my hemeriod in any way !!
background worms: eeeeeeeeeeew !!

"That pigeon wants to dump a load of crap on my car, eh? Well, it better stay right there so I can blow it to pieces!"

Little OTT there, but I wanted to explain it clearly.

"Wow that last play sure was Explosive!"
"You got that right Bob, they're gong to be cleaning this up for weeks"

Sadly for Agent Amy, it had been a whole 4 minutes since the toaster lever was pushed down...

Todays winner is yappydog! Well done!
Sadly for Agent Amy, it had been a whole 4 minutes since the toaster lever was pushed down...
Next!

"Whilst the ranger was distracted by the pretty swirling arrows, the wolf managed to sneak up behind him and get him." When swirly things go bad.

NO!! I didn't want to choose worm select!
AAARRGH!!!

"The giant stone goat stoped chewing. The twirling arows had it mesmerized."

(Note: Think Crocodile Hunter...)

G'day mate! I'm 'ere today huntin' the rare and dangerous "Kangaroo Worm." Oh, blimey. There it is. It'n it a beautiful creature! I'll just 'ave to go in for a closer look. Crankey, whats that thing over its head. Looks dangerous. That means it must be worth lookin' at, 'eh mate? I'll just go a scooch closa'... Oh my God, what is th-
*BLAM*

The World Worm Spitting Contest Final.

hmmm... i wonder how that odd bit of rock stays upright....

A rock with TEETH... now that is a good idea.

Horse: "GRANHH *bite*"
Worm: "AAAH NO I'M NOT HORSEFOOD PUT ME DOWN!! PUT ME DOWN!!!"

"this years worm reainactment of "the ginger bread man" ender horificly"

WOOF! *chomp*

"Recycle? WTF?"

"I don't like the new teeth brushers."

Some nice ones, but todays winner is ScotWorm! he gets a point.
"Recycle? WTF?"
Next!

"Okay, but I still say it won't bounce."

Therapy is for the birds.

Or...

If I can find the secret switch, the passageway to the Ark will be revealed.
*POKE*
*Floor drops out*

Strategy guide for worms 4: Poke a boulder and let it squish your opponent.

XXXXXXX will need some aspirins...

I am not a theif!: I am not a theif! I'm a thief!
Teammate: Yes... we all know...

Meanwhile, at the XXXXXXX bar, larry the white headed stripper prepares to dance...

"now it is time to destroy the internet porn."

*poke*

*SQUISH*

"im not a thief! im not a thief... im not a thiieeffff..... im noot a thiiieeefff...

"XXXXXXX is an ex-XXXXXXX!!!!"

xxxxxxx: MEEP MEEP !

When Psyke meets Indiana Jones...

*poke* CRUNCH! Arghhh! owwww! son of a ****, my finger is broken, damn hard rock!

"Don't worry, I saw this in Loony Toons!"

"Oh God! He's Started again"

"Dude did you find the frisbee?"
"Yeah, here I'll toss it down. Are you ready?"
"I'm ready"
"Are you ready?"
"Dude, I'm ready!"
"Ok, here it comes"
"I'm read--HOLY ****!"

Todays winner is Phillby!
"Okay, but I still say it won't bounce."

And thats the last of it. Sometime in the future I may start this up again, but then again I may not. Look out for the new Preasure competition, coming in November.

You've been great. Well done to everyone, winners and otherwise.

Okay, next time, I'm gonna participate.

Dang. I just went on a brief holiday, and just missed suggesting:

"Catch!"

And we're back on! For those who haven't done this before, I post a picture, you caption it.

<New rules for July 2006 onwards>

Screenshots will now have 4 days to be captioned, after which I will announce one winner and one runner up. The winner will get 2 marks, the runner up 1. Additional marks may be given out as I see fit if there are lots of good captions, I'll mention this in the results.

After 8 pictures, the series will end and I will add up everyone's marks. Whoever has the most wins the series. Simple. There'll then be a week or so break while I find new pictures for the next series. On the whole it's easier on me in terms of finding pictures, and fairer on you.

Anyone who wants to send me screenshots or pictures, please do, as I've run out of T17 screenshots threads, most of these will now be off google, and will probably include other worms games, concept art, etc.

So lets get it started, Series 4, Picture 1. You have until the 3rd of July.

Yes yes YES!!
It's back!

"This was the next big step since the minigun in Worms Forts"

"Dont mind him. He's just trying to be the next Vin Diesel."

"The first attempt at a holographic projection was to throw a worm in the air and keep him suspended by keeping a steady stream of bullets through him. This idea was soon scrapped."

Woah, these 3D glasses are so trippy, it looks like I'm IN MID-AIR!

Bob's attempt to prove that he could fly faster than a speeding bullet failed spectacularly

policeguy: sad, looks like joe got too close to the sentry again
punkguy: he should get a hobby

Policeworm: "Would you look at that? Zeke's trying to be Superman for the 317th time!"

"You can't kill me,cuz i have watched ALL 89 matrix movies!!1!"
AND YEEEES!
This thread has finally comen back.

So they're firing worms now are they?

James never knew that 3D glasses could make watching films so realistic.

'I tried to tell you: stupid moustaches do not help bullets fly.'
'Ok, ok. Let's try a goatee.'
'That's more like it.'

The cannon substitute was working well.

Matrix dive, take 1...

Some very good captions for this one, well done to all of you.

S4P1 Winners

1st Place
Woah, these 3D glasses are so trippy, it looks like I'm IN MID-AIR!
2nd Place
Dont mind him. He's just trying to be the next Vin Diesel.

Next picture! A piece of concept art this, and a tricky one to caption for. Due to approaching absense you have until thursday, not friday.

"Angry worm:WTF?How do you turn this on?!?!!!1
Screaming worm:Look there it's a instruction booklet"
What?
You can't come up with a good caption on that,can you?

Bad picture=Bad caption
Good picture=Good caption

Martin was frustrated and confused - which was the gun? The worm, or the obvious?

Fire!
Dammit! You fix this thing!

Quickly! Here comes the thrush!

Omg Fire Fire He's Coming He's Comingg!!!!!

Shut Up And Help Me Find The "on" Button!

"OH MY GOD A FLY!! LOOK AT THE FLY!!! LOOK AT HOW UGLY IT IS!"
*under his breath* "Jesus, if he doesn't shut up, then I'm going to make us lose the war just for the sake of sanity!"

Worm on right: 'Oh my God! We're under attack!'
Worm on left: 'Maybe if you spent a little less time shouting, thay wouldn't find us so easily.'

Worm on the right: "Ohmigod, another Caption Contest!"
Worm on the left: "Let's kill the bast*** responsible for this!"

;)

Worm on the right: "Ohmigod, another Caption Contest!"
Worm on the left: "Let's kill the bast*** responsible for this!"

;)
ANOTHER??!?:eek:
But THIS was The Original

It's true. I did it before anyone else, even the official T17 ones.

Due to absence, this picture will now end on Thursday 6th July, and the one after that will run for about 10 days while I am away.

Sense of humour is a rare thing around here since every single joke seems to be taken personally... :rolleyes:

Sense of humour is a rare thing around here since every single joke seems to be taken personally... :rolleyes:
Heh, I'm not, just didn't know if you'd been here long enough for the old competition and to know this was the original. ;)

I know, man... wasn't refering to you, don't worry.

Since the thread appeared from nowhere with near 50 pages os posts, i assumed it was pretty old, yea.. :p

And for the records, i was taking the worms' perspective on the scene, with another pic of them being used for caption competition... ;)

Are we good now? Can we stop this, Superblob? :)

...oops, forgot the :p which I always put to show that I be joking :p

...oops, forgot the :p
So you didn't forget?

Edit: :p

Worm 1: Okay, I'll help you solve this problem.
Worm 2: Thanks man.

Worm 1: Is the damn thing working?
Worm 2: No.

Worm 1: Did you screw with it?
Worm 2: Yes.

Worm 1: You dumb ****.
Worm 2: UHHHHH?

Worm 1: Does anyone know?
Worm 2: Yes.

Worm 1: You poor *******.
Worm 2: Is this supposed to be helping me?

Worm 1: Hide it
Worm 2: uhhhhh?

Worm 1: Problem solved!
Worm 2: but!

Worm 1: No Talkie!
Worm 2: AH

Worm 1: Nope

Well here ya go all ye wormies!...:D

I don't think this will be accepted as a caption but, I've posted it anyway.

"LOOK OVER THERE!!" :p

Worm 1: Okay, I'll help you solve this problem.
Worm 2: Thanks man.

Worm 1: Is the damn thing working?
Worm 2: No.

Worm 1: Did you screw with it?
Worm 2: Yes.

Worm 1: You dumb ****.
Worm 2: UHHHHH?

Worm 1: Does anyone know?
Worm 2: Yes.

Worm 1: You poor *******.
Worm 2: Is this supposed to be helping me?

Worm 1: Hide it
Worm 2: uhhhhh?

Worm 1: Problem solved!
Worm 2: but!

Worm 1: No Talkie!
Worm 2: AH

Worm 1: Nope

Well here ya go all ye wormies!...:D
Well children, now you seen why humerous picture captions are normally kept to one or two lines.

Well, as promised I'm off for a break, I'll be back in about 10 days.

S4P2 winners

1st Place
Worm on right: 'Oh my God! We're under attack!'
Worm on left: 'Maybe if you spent a little less time shouting, thay wouldn't find us so easily.'

2nd Place
Martin was frustrated and confused - which was the gun? The worm, or the obvious?

Apologies for the vauge-ness of that last picture, I admit not a good one to caption. The rest are better, I swear. ;) Good luck while I'm away.

"Timmy wasn't really the popular guy at school"

"This shot was brought to you by EB Games!"

Setting out to prove that disco IS, in fact, dead.

"Here I am, afro the size of a planet..."

"Hold still. There's a bug on your lip."

That's it... look at the pretty dot in the middle... forget all your surroundings... FIRE!

Acupuncture for Morons: Chapter 42:Finding the right place to pierce the needle is a MUST.

John soon realised that wearing an afro did not make him less conspicuous.

Worm 1: Okay, I'll help you solve this problem.
Worm 2: Thanks man.

Worm 1: Is the damn thing working?
Worm 2: No.

Worm 1: Did you screw with it?
Worm 2: Yes.

Worm 1: You dumb ****.
Worm 2: UHHHHH?

Worm 1: Does anyone know?
Worm 2: Yes.

Worm 1: You poor *******.
Worm 2: Is this supposed to be helping me?

Worm 1: Hide it
Worm 2: uhhhhh?

Worm 1: Problem solved!
Worm 2: but!

Worm 1: No Talkie!
Worm 2: AH

Worm 1: Nope

Well here ya go all ye wormies!...

I don't think this will be accepted as a caption but, I've posted it anyway.
I'm pretty sure that that was off some flowchart fixing computer thingy anyway...

Disco is dead for a reason.

Disco + drugs = immediate death

"Do anything you like to me, but DO NOT touch the hair!"

SuperBlob 2
Plasma 1
BuffaloKid 2
WormGod 1

Just doing what I did ages ago. :rolleyes:

See? the rifle is property of EB Games...

Clive was faced with a terrible choice, to kill the worm or to shoot a hole through his hair.

Oh noes,the caption master philby4000 has returned!:eek:
We won't have a chance :p

I have a feeling that is more than ten days.

I have a feeling that is more than ten days.
Well I'm sorry, I can't help it. :p

Right, back to normal.

S4P3 winners

1st Place
Setting out to prove that disco IS, in fact, dead.

2nd Place
"Hold still. There's a bug on your lip."

Extra Points
"This shot was brought to you by EB Games!" (1 point)

Next picture! This one ends on the 22nd of July!

OH!! A L SHAPED FIRE!!!

It HAS to be a sign from god!!!

"Steal my chickens, or face the might of my burning...er, thingy!"

"Alright, who's bright idea was it to set my wooden weponry on fire?"

Extra Points

How many points?

Time Traveller: "Good Lord! Not only can they catch stars, but they can set fire to metal without it burning! These people have got to come back to 2006 with us.."

Behold, the reason the reason worms are constantly dying, pretty shine orange things AKA fire.

Grrr... dammit, it crashed again?! Stupid Windows XP with the..... OH CRAP it's on fire!

here kitty, kitty, kitty... come to papa...

How many points?
Didn't I mention that? It's just one, I'll edit posts to make it clear. Cheers for pointing it out.

"here, jones is about to fall off the ballista, launching the arrow, which will burn the forests, causing smoke to rise into a tube that leads to a generator, which will turn on the TV. meanwhile, jones will fall onto the springboard, launching him, along with some chips and a coke torward a sofa positioned right next to the TV, and right when he lands, the TV will turn on with his favorite channel ready to be watched. now if only we could implement a remote control..."

SuperBlob 2
Plasma 2
BuffaloKid 2
WormGod 2
Thnikk 2

Good Lord :p

'Arrow down there!'

I apologize.

Ah crap, I'm stuck under the wheel again. Could someone get me a bit of help here? Come on, team mates are meant to HELP!

the roof -
the roof -
the roof is on fire....

That aint no roof u retard!

"The historical inaccuracy of this device is shocking!"

:p

Free shishkebab at my house! Now i just have to spear that cow and I'm done!

Thats the fiery arrow in place, now where's the on switch?

Damn, I knew I shouldn't have built this out of wood

S4P4winners

1st Place
"The historical inaccuracy of this device is shocking!"

2nd Place
"here, jones is about to fall off the ballista, launching the arrow, which will burn the forests, causing smoke to rise into a tube that leads to a generator, which will turn on the TV. meanwhile, jones will fall onto the springboard, launching him, along with some chips and a coke torward a sofa positioned right next to the TV, and right when he lands, the TV will turn on with his favorite channel ready to be watched. now if only we could implement a remote control..."

Probably the longest one to win yet, but gets it for keeping it's humour right thte way to the end.

Next picture! This one ends on the 26th!

"Jak McBee forgot to take into account both the wind, and the throwing of the grenade"

You're containing the explosion upside down you moron!

And so, out of the ground burst an Arwing with Fox in the cockpit, going through the ring to accumulate extra points. As the ship flew away, the shocked worms could hear a loud cry over the Arwing's transmission system: "DO A BARREL ROLL!"

"Angus, ya eejit (idiot)!! Ya stepped on the detonator yet again!"

Proof that scots and Arabians don't mix.

"You FOOL! That was the haggis BOMB!"

yay! finaly it was revived! i love this thread. seriously, i do
i'm just gonna think of a caption a minute, hang on.

EDIT:
The opening of the Scotland Gunpowder Mine was a blast.
...It even blew the Queen of Arabia away.

EDIT 2: i changed it.

The divine explosion levitates worms with its halo. :p
Not funny, I know.

A disasterous change in the method of performing the Highland Fling causes monumental embarrassment.

The worms were all shocked at how loud the explosion was.

"Timmy really ate too much of the chili beans"

a holy explosion

Alas, whilst entertaining the Arabian Princess with a beautiful highland song, McKinley blew to hard on his bagpipes. BANG!

Soon after the prospectors realised that real gold doesn't normally do that...

"I said, "Don't light a match", I said, but did you listen?"

"And because the time was 28:22, the clock exploded."

SuperBlob 2
Plasma 2
BuffaloKid 2
WormGod 2
Thnikk 2
MrBunsy 2
Shockdude 1

2nd Place

Probably the longest one to win yet, but gets it for keeping it's humour right thte way to the end.yay!

"hey, look, i found oil!"
"cool, but that's not nearly as interesting as this shiny new magnifying glass!"
"hey, whoa, don't aim that thing at the-"
*boom*
"too late..."

at the highland games- panic broke loose when it was discovered one of the bagpipes had been sabotaged.

the queen was shocked.

Angus' new 'four colour' smokebomb was a roaring success.