Yule logs are tasty.

lol! what should he do with so many spoons? :)
What wouldn't I do with so many spoons?

:D

What wouldn't I do with so many spoons?

:D
Organise an egg and fork race

Killed with an icicle, nasty. Hugeified lol at the reindeer's face too.

can you put me in?

He said he'd put most regular forumers in, so probably yes.

What wouldn't I do with so many spoons?

:DNothing useful, thats for sure. :p

w00t, always better!!! seriopusly, tis is my favourite advent calendar ever.

edit: 666th post.... /me feels diabolic ^_^

Very nice stuff!
Could I be in one pleasssee?
Again, very nice.

Nice! both pics rock, and who ever said there were spoons in those packages? :D

Nice idea Splapp, and VERY nice pictures.

Oh, and you've forgot the 14th. :)

Nice idea Slapp, and VERY nice pictures.

Oh, and you've forgot the 14th. :)
NEIN! I've got an exam today, and have been revising like an Arab, so i'll post yesterday's and today's pics tonight.

Great pic as always , Splapp! Like I said : I love the way you can turn something Serious (or something like that) into a funny/retarted/weird looking pic!

Keep 'em posting and i hope you get a good note on that exam ;)

NEIN! I've got an exam today, and have been revising like an Arab, so i'll post yesterday's and today's pics tonight.

But you didn't, so now you have to do the 14th, 15th, 16th AND the 17th. :p

But you didn't, so now you have to do the 14th, 15th, 16th AND the 17th. :p
Arrgh, I know... I'm a right slag. Sorry about this, but i'll do them as soon as I get chance! :eek:

Arrgh, I know... I'm a right slag. Sorry about this, but i'll do them as soon as I get chance! :eek:

It's the 18th now! I kill you!

*kills*

It's the 18th now! I kill you!

*kills*
*Slaps a Digestive* You made me do that. I HOPE you are HAPPY now. :p

*Slaps a Digestive* You made me do that. I HOPE you are HAPPY now. :p

Oh I'm happy. I'm so happy I could fly a blowfish to Vietnam!

Oh I'm happy. I'm so happy I could fly a blowfish to Vietnam! actually, regardless of your emotional state, you couldn't do that. :rolleyes:

Oh, that's right Aku. Spoil the fun! Now that he was happy and all. Now he'll make you wash Finland. And possibly, if we're lucky, he'll make you eat two ziggys of soap. The liquid kind.

But you didn't, so now you have to do the 14th, 15th, 16th AND the 17th. :p

AND the 18th.

AND the 18th.
Give him a chance or he'll never do something like this again because of your expectations.I think we're lucky that we already got 13 comics over 13 days which is taking up a lot of his time.

Give him a chance or he'll never do something like this again because of your expectations.I think we're lucky that we already got 13 comics over 13 days which is taking up a lot of his time.
Thank you, Beaver! At least one person seems to realise that I have other things to do in my life than just do these advent things. The reason the first 13 were done so quickly is because they were already done, well before they had to be posted. But now, i'm doing them whenever I get chance. Just be patient, you tits!

Give him a chance or he'll never do something like this again because of your expectations.I think we're lucky that we already got 13 comics over 13 days which is taking up a lot of his time.
are you kidding?
he has to DRAW DRAW DRAW :p (j/k)

Thank you, Beaver! At least one person seems to realise that I have other things to do in my life than just do these advent things. The reason the first 13 were done so quickly is because they were already done, well before they had to be posted. But now, i'm doing them whenever I get chance. Just be patient, you tits!
You? Have a LIFE? LIAR!

Get back to work!

You? Have a LIFE? LIAR!

Get back to work!

Poor Splapp, give him a break! :p

Yea, its called christmas break*, and its thier for the sole purpose that he has more time to draw advent thingiemigigies. :p

*or hols if you live here in england.

Poor Splapp, give him a break! :p

*gives Splapp a kit-kat*

*shakes head*

but while he's eating he can't possibly draw!

Aaaaaiiiieeee, sorry! I forgot to post yesterday's pic, so here it is. I'll post today's soonish, once someone replies.

'Twas the 12th! No peeking at your presents, now... you wouldn't want to spoil the 'surprise!' :rolleyes: Your best picture yet Splapp. Im also finding myself wandering what the 24th picture will be like and who it will have in.

Nice idea Slapp, and VERY nice pictures.

Oh, and you've forgot the 14th. Its like theres an invisble p in Splapp or something. Everyone seems to skip over it.

now look what you've done, splapp!
you forgot the 14th, 15th, 16th, 17th, 18th, 19th, 20th and the 21th!!!

now look what you've done, splapp!
you forgot the 14th, 15th, 16th, 17th, 18th, 19th, 20th and the 21th!!!
Twenty-oneth?
Anyway, he isn't doing them every day because the first 13 were already done! (I knew that he couldn't have been spitting those out so quick.) Cut him some slack! I doubt we're going to see 8 colored, detailed pictures today. (Unless Splapp is slaving away, But I doubt it.)
As for the P in Splapp thing, I think people forget the p because while Slap is a real word, splap is nonsensial. (Though it is THE sound effect to use for someone getting smacked by a fish.)

Look, i'm sorry to let you all down like flabby pink balloons, but I'm only going to post one more advent pic, and that will be on Christmas Eve. Ooooh, what could it be!!?!?!? Wait and see! :p

It was ever so slightly impossible to keep up, and coming up with 24 different ideas was right tit. Sorry again. :(

Look, i'm sorry to let you all down like flabby pink balloons, but I'm only going to post one more advent pic, and that will be on Christmas Eve. Ooooh, what could it be!!?!?!? Wait and see! :p

It was ever so slightly impossible to keep up, and coming up with 24 different ideas was right tit. Sorry again. :(

Oh well, I guess you won't be getting the money for the 1 million quid advent-calendar deal I got you... :rolleyes:


And me bet tomorrows will be a grand big group picture...

Look, i'm sorry to let you all down like flabby pink balloons, but I'm only going to post one more advent pic, and that will be on Christmas Eve. Ooooh, what could it be!!?!?!? Wait and see! :p

It was ever so slightly impossible to keep up, and coming up with 24 different ideas was right tit. Sorry again. :(

You're not sorry. You're just sorry you were caught. ;)

You're not sorry. You're just sorry you were caught. ;)
AaaaaIireeeeeeeeee!.... It's True.

Hey, I'll tell you this for free... tomorrow's pic will make it all better. It's turning out to be reet good, I tell thee! :)

Me can't wait, till Splapp's Christmas pic, on - What's the day today? :confused:

Today's Crimbo you thick bast!

Today's Crimbo you thick bast!
No, its Christmas eve, dimwit! :p

It's just I got confused. Because I had presents today, I was thinking whether Crimbo is on the 24th, or the 25th.

They have Crimbo AFTER US in LATE BRITAIN.

I didn't really get you there.

:rolleyes:

In England, they have Christmas where they open presents on the 25th and not 24th like us SANE (shut up) people!

Sheesh!

*laughs at the word "SANE"*

Ha, just because your too impatient to open them at the proper time. :p

Merry christmas eve!

No, no, no. I'm opening presents this evening because I'm 1/2 Slovakian, and they believe that Jesus was born on 24th December. Therefore they celebrate it on Christmas Eve, and so do I.

Well, it's here... and hopefully this will make up for all those advent pics I missed. Yes, some of you guessed correctly... it's a Christmassy group pic! Some of the forum members are a little deformed, but they'll do... I suppose.

You can see the much bigger and better version by Clicking he-are: A Wormy Christmas Pic-a-chooer! (http://www.deviantart.com/view/13449756/)

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!

Oh, I'm not in. :(

EDIT: I mean, you could've done a God looking down at the rest of 'em.

Wow, cool pic, but I'm not in either :(
An icy worm not on a christmas pic :confused: :)

LOL, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
im there :D

Splapp you rule, that is a verry swish pic, you have some serious talent for detail! :eek:

Im not either, and christmas is Tomorow.

Well, it's here... and hopefully this will make up for all those advent pics I missed. Yes, some of you guessed correctly... it's a Christmassy group pic! Some of the forum members are a little deformed, but they'll do... I suppose.

You can see the much bigger and better version by Clicking he-are: A Wormy Christmas Pic-a-chooer! (http://www.deviantart.com/view/13449756/)

Very nice indeedy do! :D
The expressions were fabulous. And actually there was no good point in putting god's and blendworm's sigworms because:
God- His sig worm would be too visible and therefor ruin a it of the picture's harmony.
Blendworm- He doesn't have a sigworm actually. I will put him in the group pic, but i will do him in a 3D-ish way, just so it feels like him or something..
Other sigworms- Jesus, give Splapp some slack! He already worked himself out with this, that, and the fact that there ain't much more space in there either..
Merry Christmas to all! ;)

Ps: Thanks for puting me in too.

*edit*

Well, i never knew of the existance of those two sigworms. Also, you said their names, but, how are they actually? I actually need this info for my group pic, if you may, pm me so you don't spam this thread any more, ok?-*

Merry Christmas everyone!!! This picture is simply Fabolous!!! :D :eek:

Very nice indeedy do! :D
The expressions were fabulous. And actually there was no good point in putting god's and blendworm's sigworms because:
God- His sig worm would be too visible and therefor ruin a it of the picture's harmony.
Blendworm- He doesn't have a sigworm actually. I will put him in the group pic, but i will do him in a 3D-ish way, just so it feels like him or something..
Other sigworms- Jesus, give Splapp some slack! He already worked himself out with this, that, and the fact that there ain't much more space in there either..
Merry Christmas to all. ;)

Ps: Thanks for puting me in too.

First, Blendworm has an 'icy' sigworm, and second, what if he put my other one in? Bobby Bonjoe? I knew it would come in handy sometime

Like Pilot62 said, SPLAPP YOU REALLY RULE!!!
I love that pic!!! I'm in it!!! Thanx Splapp!!!
Anyway, merry xmas for all of you, I hope you get many presents!!!
I will!

w00t! I'm in there!
No clue what I'm doing, but I'm in there all the same!

Aww, shucks! Glad you all like it. And APOLOGIES to the people that are moaning because they aren't in it... but I can't even recall you wanting to be in it! Also, I was running out of room, so any more members would have broken it.

EGADS!! It's Christmas Day in 2 mins! Woooooo! Merry Christmas, y'all! :D

I always like your group pictures, great stuff man. Just too bad the Christmas fanart thread had to be locked the 23rd, this would would have been a really good one on the WFUS site.

WFSU

Worms Forts: Siege Under?

Anyway, yes, that would look good on the site, and if it were a contest chances are that it would be in the top 10.

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYBODY! :)

if it were a contest chances are that it would be in the top 10.
That wouldn't be very hard considering that only 15 - 20 pics made it.

Lol.Brilliant pic.Thanks for adding me.
I wonder what(who) Slick is looking at :rolleyes:

LOL, well spotted, arghahaha, god thats funny!

YES! I CAN REPLY!!! FINALLY!!!

Splapp you spuke-kissing-monkey-****-lovin-**** that pic is amazing!!!

MERRY CRIMBO!!!

LOL!
Looks super!
EDIT: is there a chance to get my avatar?
i'm now waiting a long time for it!

Wow,that's a great picture Splapp!You've definately improved since i last visited here! ;)

Hello Mr fan artist of the month, still! :-/

Can I cut my sig out of it and us it as my avatar?

Can I cut my sig out of it and us it as my avatar?well Unknown X did so i don't see the problem

I didn't really ask for permission, but I know Splapp'd let me.

Yeah, feel free to steal avatars from it if you want. I don't mind! :)

I voted for Part 8

lol, great pic Splapp, one of the best you've done in ages. Nice to see me in there. In future though, my straps are brown, not grey.

nitpicker... anywaz, fancy doin' a new years pic too? HINT HINT :D

I'm sure you'll agree, that this is arguably the BEST sprite comic ever CONCIEVED. Possibly.

I'm sure you'll agree, that this is arguably the BEST sprite comic ever CONCIEVED. Possibly.

WTF IS THAT!?!?!?
Lol You could do better! Its so ugly that I didn't even read it. Ewww!! :p :p

I'm sure you'll agree, that this is arguably the BEST sprite comic ever CONCIEVED. Possibly.
That ROCKS!! :p Hey my name is the fifth on there! w00t! And don't you mean George FORMBY grill? Peter Kay joke

I'm sure you'll agree, that this is arguably the BEST sprite comic ever CONCIEVED. Possibly.

...Ok...
That was strange. :p

Splapp... 2 questions:

1. What are you on?

2. Can I have some?

In answer to your questions, UX:

1. A chair

2. Yes, go to Ikea.

Hey, you know what? I was doing a Christmas Special for Eye on Legs, which I got mostly done. However, I gave up, because I couldn't think of a decent ending. If anyone is interested, I could post it somewhere - you get most of the story, just not the ending. It's MASSIVE as well, Two sheets of A3! Yes, that is 4x the length of your standard EOL comic!

Oh, well. Guess I should start getting ideas together for Eye on Legs 9: The TAMING of the TROLLOP. (Subtitle due to change).

In answer to your questions, UX:

1. A chair

2. Yes, go to Ikea.

LOL! Win for Splapp!


Hey, you know what? I was doing a Christmas Special for Eye on Legs, which I got mostly done. However, I gave up, because I couldn't think of a decent ending. If anyone is interested, I could post it somewhere - you get most of the story, just not the ending. It's MASSIVE as well, Two sheets of A3! Yes, that is 4x the length of your standard EOL comic!

Oh, well. Guess I should start getting ideas together for Eye on Legs 9: The TAMING of the TROLLOP. (Subtitle due to change).

I'm interested! :D

Splapp... 2 questions:

1. What are you on?

2. Can I have some?

In answer to your questions, UX:

1. A chair

2. Yes, go to Ikea.

'tis me the most logical answer i've ever seen ... LOL

Anyway , for the comic , it got same humor as all your other things ... but it isn't made with sprites! Bad drawing with paint ok but ... not sprites!

Can't wait for the EOL Christmas special !

I'll try and find it then... it's around here somewhere. It's a parody of a Christmas Carol with... nah... I won't spoil it. :p

I'm interested too.

Lol, a chair, lol.

ROTFL, thats hillarious! Seriously though, are you on some kind of hallucinogenic drug? how can one normal person be so horrificly random?

ROTFL, thats hillarious! Seriously though, are you on some kind of hallucinogenic drug? how can one normal person be so horrificly random?

He lives in Hull. Living in Hull would drive ANYONE insane. ;)

He lives in Hull. Living in Hull would drive ANYONE insane. ;)
Oh, that were below the belt! *Cries*

But it is true. :p

I'm sure you'll agree, that this is arguably the BEST sprite comic ever CONCIEVED. Possibly.
:o sure, sure...

:o sure, sure...
AHAHAHH! Funny!

Hey, ho, you people. Remember I said I was going to post that Christmas Special of Eye on Legs that I never finished? Well, I decided to finish it, and ink it up, so expect the first part tomorrow! (Even if Crimbo was nearly 2 weeks ago... :confused: )

double post edit

Ho ho ho! Merry Chris... oh wait...

Yes, i've gone and finished the Eye on Legs Christmas Special even though I scrapped it before Christmas. Here is Part 1 of it, and i'm sure it'll make you all shed a tear, whether from laughing (hopefully) or from feeling sorry for Splapp (Yes!). Enjoy!

The Eye on Legs Christmas Collection:

Eye on Legs Christmas Special Part 1!!! (http://www.deviantart.com/view/13853587/) <--- So there it was, Merry Christmas!

CARESS
LOL.Your best one yet.

Hahaha, very nice. It's not one of your best, but still great! :D :D

One of the best, Bob... "I am the ghost of Christmas Pasta." Greatest line of a long while! Glad to see EOL isn't dead.

That one must be me my pearsonal favorite this far. It just keep getting sicker and sicker, better and better :D

Merry christmas to you too.

LOL!! That was me, yes? Why do I have a mustache? :p

LOL!! That was me, yes? Why do I have a mustache? :p
Because you were dressed as an Italian Chef! :p

One of the best long running comics on the forum. I espeically love the plot. Very origanal and...i cant think of anything formal tos say about it. Meh.

lol, that made me laugh almost continuously. Though why would Wormies want Turtle Erotica? And why would Slick have any? Once again EOL raises disturbing questions about the forum community.

lol, that made me laugh almost continuously. Though why would Wormies want Turtle Erotica? And why would Slick have any? Once again EOL raises disturbing questions about the forum community. actually, that's not the first mention of that. for instance: http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs4/i/2004/267/7/f/Phew___Simply_the_best__by_Slickster.jpg

LOL!!!
OMG!!! THAT'S SO HILARIOUS!!!
I love it when you put funny things in the background. :D
I love HK and Wormies expression.

FIVE months!? LOL :D

Yeah, I like HK's expressions too, and SuperBlob as 'The Ghost Of Xmas Pasta'. Cool. ;)

Me's like. Keep it up.

Good GOD you need therapy, Splapp!

actually, that's not the first mention of that. for instance: http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs4/i/2004/267/7/f/Phew___Simply_the_best__by_Slickster.jpg
Were you ment to link me with this:
you don't have permission to access the page at http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs4/i/2004/267/7/f/Phew___Simply_the_best__by_Slickster.jpg. Please consult our help library if you need any assistance.

Were you ment to link me with this:
you don't have permission to access the page at http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs4/i/2004/267/7/f/Phew___Simply_the_best__by_Slickster.jpg. Please consult our help library if you need any assistance.
Never link to those things, always link to the little picture or the full size pic.

Never link to those things, always link to the little picture or the full size pic. thing is, I DID link directly to the picture.

meh, lets try again :-\

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/10860284/
http://www.deviantart.com/view/10860284/
http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs4/i/2004/267/7/f/Phew___Simply_the_best__by_Slickster.jpg

one of those has to work.

They all work fine for me....

I've tried all 3, but the last one still said 'Forbidden' for me. :(

The other 2 work fine, BTW. ;)

Oh yea, play turtle.

Ahhahahahahaa....I remember doing those.
Perhaps its time that you post that conversation Splapp. I dont have it anymore.
ahhhahahaha....Wormies thought I was Traxada for 2 months because all I ever said to him was "Hello, I am Traxada!" He never talks to me any more though...I don't know why. :p

Merry Chr...Hey,it's 9th January!Forget it. :rolleyes:

The last part is very good...But hey,rather sad.Hmm...what will happen next?

May I post my masterpieces which I drawn when we were talking on MSN...Hey!*runs away from UX and Splapp* :rolleyes:

Merry Chr...Hey,it's 9th January!Forget it. :rolleyes:

The last part is very good...But hey,rather sad.Hmm...what will happen next?

May I post my masterpieces which I drawn when we were talking on MSN...Hey!*runs away from UX and Splapp* :rolleyes:

Yeah, you can if you want. Although i'm not sure that 'masterpieces' is the word I would use... :p

You would use the word UX used,right? :rolleyes:

OK,I won't be such cruel.:p

The Ghost of Christmas Pasta? Mmm... Spaghetti...

Anyway, I wonder what'll happen? Maybe, Spalpp freezes and everyone feels sorry for him so they give him their presents and... :p

ONTOPIC/ Now that has to be one of your funniest so far, mate. ;) /CIPOTNO

AHAHAHH! Funny!

Hey, ho, you people. Remember I said I was going to post that Christmas Special of Eye on Legs that I never finished? Well, I decided to finish it, and ink it up, so expect the first part tomorrow! (Even if Crimbo was nearly 2 weeks ago... :confused: )

double post edit

Ho ho ho! Merry Chris... oh wait...

Yes, i've gone and finished the Eye on Legs Christmas Special even though I scrapped it before Christmas. Here is Part 1 of it, and i'm sure it'll make you all shed a tear, whether from laughing (hopefully) or from feeling sorry for Splapp (Yes!). Enjoy!

The Eye on Legs Christmas Collection:

Eye on Legs Christmas Special Part 1!!! (http://www.deviantart.com/view/13853587/) <--- So there it was, Merry Christmas!

HAHAHAHAH i am on a LOLLER COASTER!!! keep it up splapp-you-do

Yo Folks, I'm back, and i hope you've all missed me :p Did you ever make that rap you said you'd make splapp??

Probably not. Not that you deserve anything anyway, so it doesn't matter. :p ;)

you dirty, dirty boy ;) nyahahahah

Yo Folks, I'm back, and i hope you've all missed me :p Did you ever make that rap you said you'd make splapp??
He did around 3.Me, Akuryou and someone else

Hey ho, you people. Guess what? I've been inventing weapons like a dirty little tramp! Here are two of my creations:

Cutlery Cannon: Basically a souped up (no pun intended :p) shotgun. You get two shots with it, and each shot fires a barrage of cutlery (knives, forks, spoons etc.). Oooof.

Spider-Mine: A mine, with a difference! You plant them like ordinary mines, but when a worm sets the fuse off, they grow little mechanical legs and chase the worm. If the worm doesn't get out of the way fast enough, the Spider-Mine latches itself onto them. And as soon as the fuse runs out, KABOOM... just like ordinary mines!

Spider-Mine
STOP taking IDEAS from Unreal Tournament!

STOP taking IDEAS from Unreal Tournament! y?? if the idea works, who cares where it's from?

'Cause Splapp supposed to be the creative one around here...

Cool weapons.
I love ur pics, do you really work hard on them?

STOP taking IDEAS from Unreal Tournament!
Hey, you dirty little Nordmann! :p For your information, I didn't steal that from Unreal Tournament, I thought it up! It's just a coincidence... i've never played UT.

Anyway, look at these PITIFUL excuses for weapons. One that fires two slices of white toasted bread, and one that fires a PENGUIN. How lovely. :confused:

That thing in the middle was going to be an "Alber******" but as you can see by the CENSORING, it did sound a little bit sick. Also I couldn't be naffed. Albertos ser. There. Said it. :p

Cool weapons.
I love ur pics, do you really work hard on them?
Well... he spends more than a month making his comics, so I'd assume he works hard on those. :p If you are talking about the weapons, than I think it's less of an effort, cause they remind me of all of the random crap I draw in school. But what do I know. Not to say those weapons are crap. Those are excellent, Splapp.
As for the whole spider mine thing, it annoys me whenever 2 people get the same idea and the person who does it second is blamed for copying. It's just a coincedence! And I thought that spider mines was a universal term anyway. Ok I'll be quiet now. :-/

Anyway, look at these PITIFUL excuses for weapons. One that fires two slices of white toasted bread
Would that be DRY white toast? What next, something that fires four fried chikens and a coke? :p

Hey, you dirty little Nordmann! :p For your information, I didn't steal that from Unreal Tournament, I thought it up! It's just a coincidence... i've never played UT.

Anyway, look at these PITIFUL excuses for weapons. One that fires two slices of white toasted bread, and one that fires a PENGUIN. How lovely. :confused:

That thing in the middle was going to be an "Alber******" but as you can see by the SENSORING, it did sound a little bit sick. Also I couldn't be naffed. Albertos ser. There. Said it. :p

If only they where on worms :D

i've never played UT.
That's even worse than stealing from it...

One that fires two slices of white toasted bread
A way to make it even worse: 2 slices of overdone Granary bread. Painful.

Hey, i'm back... from the dead! Now HK did me a Koffing pic a while back which was rather spiffy, so I've done her one in return. OH NO, TEH CHARIZARD!!11ONeE!! :eek:

Bigger, Better, FATTER version here: Go for the Chop! (http://www.deviantart.com/view/14521421/)

Shouldn't it be a BLACK chrizard.

But hey, splapp, I'd forgotten just how amazing your colouring was! :cool:

Shouldn't it be a BLACK chrizard.

But hey, splapp, I'd forgotten just how amazing your colouring was! :cool:
ARRRGH! Damn, I should have done it black! Oh well...

Thanks for the comment anyway... :)

This is one of your best pictures yet imo, it's the eight wonder of the world not more people have comment it. Well, since there is nothing to complain at I just might as well throw in another...

Worst compliment ever> Keep it up man! Keep it up. <Worst compliment ever

Yea, I never could understand why pure unbridled quality such as this gets less responce that the pure trash in some other threads.

Must be pity.

People are afriad of gods.

Cool pic there, I love Charizard's expression.

People are afriad of gods.
Flattery will get you nowhere. Drawing skills like that, however, will. Very nice fire effects on the tail.

Yea, I never could understand why pure unbridled quality such as this gets less responce that the pure trash in some other threads.

Must be pity.
Nope. The artists with good art don't need any help or criticism. Whenever they DO think of a problem, they just get yelled at. They can give plenty of help to the artists with ok/decent/not too great/bad/nasty/suckage/style coughed up by the very denizens of the underworld, where it comes to earth smelling like feces and rotten corpses and will eventually shatter the very core of hope for the art world of the many philistines that crowd the sidewalks like so much tissue paper/crap art.
And the forum has generally matured from it's
Great!
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posts.
Good pic, by the way.

Hey, i'm back... from the dead! Now HK did me a Koffing pic a while back which was rather spiffy, so I've done her one in return. OH NO, TEH CHARIZARD!!11ONeE!! :eek:

Bigger, Better, FATTER version here: Go for the Chop! (http://www.deviantart.com/view/14521421/)

AHHHHHHHH!!!! POKEMON ARE ATTACKING THE FORUM !!!!

(sorry about that)

nice pic splapp :)

Hey, i'm back... from the dead! Now HK did me a Koffing pic a while back which was rather spiffy, so I've done her one in return. OH NO, TEH CHARIZARD!!11ONeE!! :eek:

Bigger, Better, FATTER version here: Go for the Chop! (http://www.deviantart.com/view/14521421/)
Oh my GOD you've become good!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Oh my GOD you've become good!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Oh , beacause he wasn't before? :rolleyes: :p

GREAT and AMAZING pic there , Splapp! I hate to repeat myself but i love the little details you put in your pics and the style

Keep it up

Thanks for the comments, you guys. Especially Kjatte... :p

Oh my GOD you've become good!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
I think you added an extra "o" in good. :p

Those are awesome pics :)

:eek: My god if this isn't good!!
By the way... I don't like this pic too much... I prefer your old pictures, smaller and with more particulars. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying it's crap, not at all, but I prefer the old ones... :confused:

The detail is great on that last pic.

I think you added an extra "o" in good. :p
Nope because if he is god then i couldn't have said "Oh my god, you're god!" :p

You could... :-/

...possibly...

...ahh well, you know what I mean.

Yvan Eht Nioj! Yvan Eht Nioj!

I suppose it's about The Next Song Popular In The Forum Which I Haven't Heard?But pic is nice anyway.And that Pokemon one...I'll leave it uncommented,I don't want to go mad.:pAbout the thing your "completely random doodles" are a few times better than my best pics.

Pretty ironic that the Christians hate homosexualls but still make songs about benign one.

Nice randomness, Splapp.

About the thing your "completely random doodles" are a few times better than my best pics.
Few hundred times.

Few hundred times.
You're right.These are really well drawn Worms,mine are painted Potatoes (copyright & trademark-SuperBlob 2004).BTW,I haven't drawn anything for a long time...

the last one was pretty good.

Yvan eht noij
Yvan eht noij I don't wanna join the navy!! Oh, and nice random pic there Splapp.

Yvan Eht Noij! Yvan Eht Noij! Jion The Navy? That dosnt work :p
I will shoot you if you dont make another EOL comic in good time, that picture reminded me of it.

Yvan Eht Noij! Yvan Eht Noij!
Someoes been watching too much simpsons! ;)

Honestly, thats the fith time I've caught you using things from the simpsons/futurama! :p

Someoes been watching too much simpsons! ;)

Honestly, thats the fith time I've caught you using things from the simpsons/futurama! :p
Shhhh! Quiet! :p

lol, I'm doing that in my music video. Don't ask. Seriously. Very good. And random too.

Meh... I was angry...


Bigger Version, for you lovers of Gore. (Not Al Gore) (http://www.deviantart.com/view/14730615/)

just saw that on dA, and I have to say that is some high quality work you got there! looks very nice, and the coloring is just awesome. very good job.

That pic is awesome. :D

Holy souffle'ed biscuits, thats nice. One of the best gore pictures I've seen.

SPLAPP! You FAT LIAR! You said you were un-p*ssing-offable! So how can you be ANGRY? You FAT liar! FAT! Like your THICK head! It's probably that thick because of the FAT inside!

Oh, and nice pic.

Canivorous Sheep? Now I've seen everything. j/k :p

Very good, Splapp. :D

Good pic! You actually spend time on organs, something that I just don't do. The problem I have with it is if this really happened, I think there would be a hell of a lot more blood, and those sheep would be splattered. But I've never really seen a disembowelment, and I really love drawing blood to the point of disbelief, so what do I know? :p

That is probably more detailed I will ever be.

ps, i still think that pic is really nice

Heh, thanks for the comments. :)

Now, i've been experimenting with Flash this afternoon, and come up with this flabtastic thingy: HERE (http://img63.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img63&image=cardcollection6hq.swf) . It's pretty CRAP at the moment, with only 3 really rubbishy rushed cards, and the display thing at the bottom is glitched-to-the-max when you put your mouse over it. Meh, well it was only an experiment. I may or may not finish it (and improve it), depending on whether people are actually interested or not. FEAR THE NAMES OF CHARACTERS YET TO APPEAR IN THE COMIC!!!!!!!1!1!1 :eek:

It was kinda fun to make... :p

consider yourself as having at least one interested viewer.

I'm curious about all the characters I don't know about yet.

Woo! Crazy card... thingy... good!
Finish it, dangit! I'm a complete nerd for absolutely useless information!
Whenever a video game has something like this I HAVE to get it all!
AAGH!
Damn you crazy hand trophy... I'll get you someday...
Hey Splapp... 1666th reply.

*visits thread for the first time in a good while*

Wow. That dagger in the head really must've punctured something, dude.

At first i thought that pic with the cards was a guessing game lol, but it is really cool, nice idea.

Gore blimey! :eek:

My thoughts exaclty. you should definatly finish that.

Heh, thanks for the comments. :)

Now, i've been experimenting with Flash this afternoon, and come up with this flabtastic thingy: HERE (http://img63.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img63&image=cardcollection6hq.swf) .
Eyemgeddon, eh?

OMG! VERY Outstandig pic!!! Outstanding Gore,, and nasty worm-eating sheeps :D...
And i see you are working with flash.. Well,, Good work...

Meh... I was angry...


Bigger Version, for you lovers of Gore. (Not Al Gore) (http://www.deviantart.com/view/14730615/)

HOLY POOP. :eek: That's friggin awesome!! Ive tried to draw a worm with intestines coming out a few times but never succeded. Great work! :D

Ta very much for the comments! :) I'll leave you with this:

'Eye on Legs: Christmas Part 2' tomorrow.

Discuss. :p

Yes, as it is so close to X-mas at the mo. :rolleyes:

Yes, as it is so close to X-mas at the mo. :rolleyes:
Hmm, yes... maybe I should just not bother finishing it then... :p

Hmm, yes... maybe I should just not bother finishing it then... :p

How about, instead, I stab pilot62 with a spork and you get back to arty stuff before I poke you with a red hot iron again!

;)

How about, instead, I stab pilot62 with a spork ;)
Now that's something everyone can enjoy. :P

How about, instead, I stab pilot62 with a spork and you get back to arty stuff before I poke you with a red hot iron again!

;) Careful not harm his hands. Thats the only bit we need.

Meh... I was angry...


Bigger Version, for you lovers of Gore. (Not Al Gore) (http://www.deviantart.com/view/14730615/)

Ewww... That makes me sick :p
Anyways, good picture Splapp, Very detailed.
...Blood...

Now that's something everyone can enjoy. :P

Except you. As you'll be too busy doing art. Poor Splapp.

Here, have a melon filled with magical shiny silver water as a consolation prize!


The magical shiny silver water may or may not actually be mercury.

I feel so loved! :p

And BTW, I was saying it was a little after christmas, not that I didn't wan't it! :p

And sod splapp, I don't think I'd enjoy it very much either.

Well, you CACKSPANNERS, Here it is. Not as funny as Part 1 in my opinion, but... meh... what do I know? You are the readers! ;) Bad news though! There will have to be a Part 3, because I crammed too much into this one! :p And if this one is weaker than Part 1, then Part 3 will make up for it... because I was laughing myself when drawing it!...AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!! That can only be a good sign.

Oh well, enjoy:

Eye on Legs: Christmas Part 2 (http://www.deviantart.com/view/14799260/)

Woot! Appearance-ism! Great work, you drunken tramp!

Cool, but splapp'll never get his eye back in that case?

I couldn't really follow what was happening.
What was the ball the pheasent had?

LOL! That was funny as allways...

I couldn't really follow what was happening.

Ah, the beauty of a Splapp comic... :p

Very good, but a bit long. Still magificently wrong though.

Could the spirit of the christmas pheasant be possibly me? we have much things in common...especcially the goggles :p

Nicesh comicsh!!

Hm, sorry to say this Splapp, but, this wasn't one of your bests...
But it was still good.

Hm, sorry to say this Splapp, but, this wasn't one of your bests...
But it was still good.
Yeah, I thought it was a bit pants. :p

Could the spirit of the christmas pheasant be possibly me? we have much things in common...especcially the goggles
That is indeed you, you crazy pheasant!

I couldn't really follow what was happening.
What was the ball the pheasent had?
Meh, it is a bit confusing... the ball is supposed to be a rift. Pfffffft, i know... it's stoopid...

I knew i was the pheasant...
i dont see any bollocks in my ears

I knew i was the pheasant...
i dont see any bollocks in my ears
You, a pheasant? *gets blunderbus*

j/k Anyway, they're very good pics you've got there, Splapp. Looking forward to seeing some more. :D

Phew...
It took me three hours to read all posts and read all parts of the eye on legs and the including random pics.
And you know... it was all worth it!!! I just enjoyed your art splapp and all of them were gross, yucky and fun to look at! If you remember there was a worm that went crazy ( I think it was you) and it ripped a worm totally apart with a chainsaw. I had to look 4 times before I could stop laughing!

Phew...
It took me three hours to read all posts and read all parts of the eye on legs and the including random pics.
And you know... it was all worth it!!! I just enjoyed your art splapp and all of them were gross, yucky and fun to look at! If you remember there was a worm that went crazy ( I think it was you) and it ripped a worm totally apart with a chainsaw. I had to look 4 times before I could stop laughing!
Heh, glad you like it! :)

Now this nothing at all to do with worms, but I just wanted to show off my very first (proper) Flash movie to some people. You can see it by clicking one of these:

Here!
No, Here!
Nope. This one!
Actually, this is it!
Or is it Here? (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/14942126/)
Over Here!
Perhaps here?

Thats a good flash movie! It's nice how it repeats like that so you could watch it forever. :D

( Is flash free? )

Lol, great 1st flash Splapp, MAKE A WORMS FLASH NOW!!! :mad:
j/k ;)

Thats a good flash movie! It's nice how it repeats like that so you could watch it forever. :D
I almost did!

Woo! Earthworm Jim 4evar!
Of course, in the game, the maggot was riding a tricycle, but that would be difficult...er.
Good stuff. Of course, I have no idea how hard it was, since I've never tried flash myself, cause it costs $200 to get something other than a trial. I oughta give it a shot...
I love that music. I watched til the end of it. Hey it begins again! yay............eheheheheh. :D

Very good first flash, Splapp. :D

Nice. Wierd, but nice. Very good for a first flash.

OH MY GOD! I've made a worm walk in Flash. :eek:

I didn't think it was possible to make it look right, but I think this has turned out quite well! Maybe a Worms Flash movie wouldn't be so difficult after all...hmmm... *ideas* :p

While Deviant A-rse is being a complete idiot, you'll have to view it at Imageshack: HERE, LOOK! (http://img224.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img224&image=feartheworm4vq.swf)

AHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! That is QUITE amazing!

That worms sure is walking fast...nice

That WRIGGLY sound goes QUITE of SYNC after a WHILE.

Very nice Worm flash, Splapp. :D

Ooooo, it's moving quick. :D

The eyes are far too prominent but I like the outline coulour of the worm.Much like Gads.

The eyes are far too prominent but I like the outline coulour of the worm.Much like Gads.
Yeah, it was only an experiment...

And it's moving at about the same speed that the worms move in the 2D games, as far as I can remember...

Pointless-same-thing-but-on-Deviant-Art Link (http://www.deviantart.com/view/15132267/)

Really nice Splapp ;)
The speed is ok for me and he's walking a bit more faster than in the 2D Games.

Weeeee! First of the page! :D

Yea, very nice, although it looks like he's just looked through binoculars with shoe polish round the rims.

the sound tracks good too.

Very nice, the speed doesn't bother me anyhow.

Nice Flash splapp :D

Could anyone explain me how to edit the Fps of a flash? the default is 12 and i want 20 fps!

Nice Flash splapp :D

Could anyone explain me how to edit the Fps of a flash? the default is 12 and i want 20 fps!
Double click where it says '12.0 fps', then change the Frame Rate in the box that appears. Just like that!

Double click where it says '12.0 fps', then change the Frame Rate in the box that appears. Just like that!

ooo! thanks! now, to kills GADZ!!! (he told me it was hard to explain and hard to make :confused: bastud!)

OH NO. I've been experimenting in Flash to see if I can make a more complicated sigworm walk properly...

...and here is the result! (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/15169555/) (Click the FANTASTIC picture to start it.) It jumps back to the beginning after she's left the screen, becuase i'm stupid and lazy. :p

Ohh, that's a really nice movie, especially the look when the character moves. it kind of gets smaller, then bigger, then smaller, ect.

Ohh, that's a really nice movie, especially the look when the character moves. it kind of gets smaller, then bigger, then smaller, ect.
Heh, thanks!

I may do a couple of other walking Sigworms so if anyone wants to FORCE me to do theirs, I might just have a go. :p And I am seriously think about doing some sort of Worms Flash movie... maybe Eye on Legs... maybe something different. We'll see!

That is seriously great. The only problem I have with that flash is the sun repeats a little wierdly. Everything else is great, and I really like the music loops you find. They aren't 4 second loops of some rock song that eventually make you want to gnaw you ears and face off. How many flash things have you done before this? This looks too good to be your 3rd. Of course, you might be a natural.
I fully support a flash eye on legs movie. Of course, you would run into trouble when voices come along. However, since it would be humor oriented, you could do all the voices yourself. Matt seems to do pretty well on homestarrunner, yet I don't know how good you are at that stuff. Or, you could make a silent movie, with the fancy frames and stuff. (That ought to get a little strange when Eye on Legs is yelling his stuff.)
Or you could actually get different people to do the stuff, but wheres the fun in that? :p :rolleyes:
Good stuff Splapp.

That is seriously great. The only problem I have with that flash is the sun repeats a little wierdly. Everything else is great, and I really like the music loops you find. They aren't 4 second loops of some rock song that eventually make you want to gnaw you ears and face off. How many flash things have you done before this? This looks too good to be your 3rd. Of course, you might be a natural.
I fully support a flash eye on legs movie. Of course, you would run into trouble when voices come along. However, since it would be humor oriented, you could do all the voices yourself. Matt seems to do pretty well on homestarrunner, yet I don't know how good you are at that stuff. Or, you could make a silent movie, with the fancy frames and stuff. (That ought to get a little strange when Eye on Legs is yelling his stuff.)
Or you could actually get different people to do the stuff, but wheres the fun in that? :p :rolleyes:
Good stuff Splapp.
Wahaha! Thanks! :D The sun was a kind of last minute thing to fill in the top right hand corner, so it was rushed-to-the-max. This Flash is about my 4th proper one (not including the Impossible Quiz), but i've done others in the past. They were pretty crap though, so no-one got to see them! :p

If I did do an Eye on Legs Flash (or any other worms one for that matter), I know EXACTLY how and where the voices will come from... I have plans, don't you worry...! ;) BWAHAHAAHAH!!

If I did do an Eye on Legs Flash (or any other worms one for that matter), I know EXACTLY how and where the voices will come from... I have plans, don't you worry...! ;) BWAHAHAAHAH!!
Damn, now you HAVE to do one, or I'll kill you for your torturing my curiosity! :p

Heh, thanks!

I may do a couple of other walking Sigworms so if anyone wants to FORCE me to do theirs, I might just have a go. :p *Holds pistol to splapps head*


That was a seriously nice flash splapp, I for one LIKED the sun.

BEHOLD!!! Eye on Legs, in FLASH, with VOICES. It's rather quiet, so turn your speakers up!

Chances are you wont be able to understand a word that is said. Two reasons: My accent, and the fact that it is SQUEAKED up to the max. :p

Eye on Legs: Appalling (http://img153.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img153&image=eyeonlegs****e4op.swf)

BEHOLD!!! Eye on Legs, in FLASH, with VOICES. It's rather quiet, so turn your speakers up!

Chances are you wont be able to understand a word that is said. Two reasons: My accent, and the fact that it is SQUEAKED up to the max. :p

Eye on Legs: Appalling (http://img153.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img153&image=eyeonlegs****e4op.swf)
The link doesn't work :-/ .

Sig please.
Nice HK flash by the way.I like the movement of the feathers and loose headband.

Its not working for me... :-/

Anyway Splapp, whos your bestest best friend? Go here:
http://www.actionscripts.org/tutorials/beginner/Continuously_Looping_Background/index.shtml


:p

Maybe it's the way the link has **** in it?
Yes that is supposed to be 4 asteriks and not a swear word.

Maybe it's the way the link has **** in it?
Yes that is supposed to be 4 asteriks and not a swear word.
AHHH, it's because the file name had the word 's hite' in it. :p I'll upload another one, hang on...

EDIT: Here we go: Eye on Legs: WORKING this TIME (http://img239.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img239&image=eyeonlegsrubbish1le.swf)

That is...rather...strange. Maybe if my ****ING SPEAKERS WORKED it would be better :p Oh, and one fat person...worm...whatever

Very Wierd. I listened for 3 seconds before I closed the window. Mainly because my headphones weren't on and I live with other people..

EDIT: After retrieving my headphones and having a gander at it, I decided that IT'S TERRIBLE! I WOULD NOT TOUCH THIS WITH A 20-FOOT POLE, LET ALONE A 10-FOOT ONE! Now, with my daily criticism out of the way...

AHHH, it's because the file name had the word 's hite' in it. :p I'll upload another one, hang on...

EDIT: Here we go: Eye on Legs: WORKING this TIME (http://img239.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img239&image=eyeonlegsrubbish1le.swf)
I think you should make it a fluid animation rather than it jumping all over the place(I hope that was intentional).
It's very...strange.

Yes, first Splapp makes this: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/15169555/ then he UNINTENTIONALLY creates a CACKY piece of TEAT. Cunning logic, I must say . . .

That was more than slightly worrying.

That was more than slightly worrying.
AHAHA, don't worry... It was just a little 20 minute faffing thing. It wasn't meant to be serious at all. Oooh, look. Here's something I started and never finished: HERE (http://img204.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img204&image=theeyeonlegsflap9kn.swf)

OH NO. I've been experimenting in Flash to see if I can make a more complicated sigworm walk properly...
...and here is the result! (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/15169555/) (Click the FANTASTIC picture to start it.) It jumps back to the beginning after she's left the screen, becuase i'm stupid and lazy. :pyou should make HK walk into the screen from the right too, so she won't just *PLOP* in the screen...
BTW, I suppose you have the game Neverhood? If so, do you have the soundtrack of the credits? The one where the text is really weird.

Well, at least the eay on legs was really funny :D.

Heh, thanks!

I may do a couple of other walking Sigworms so if anyone wants to FORCE me to do theirs, I might just have a go. :p And I am seriously think about doing some sort of Worms Flash movie... maybe Eye on Legs... maybe something different. We'll see!

I'm forcing you to make my sigworm in an explode loop!!!

... Good day...
OOO, i see you have been working with flash lately... That moveing worm flash is quite simple... Umm Anyway i would like to see more work with flash...

Bye now!

AHAHA, don't worry... It was just a little 20 minute faffing thing. It wasn't meant to be serious at all. Oooh, look. Here's something I started and never finished: HERE (http://img204.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img204&image=theeyeonlegsflap9kn.swf)
I quite liked the music in that one, and the blood stains.

AHHH, it's because the file name had the word 's hite' in it. :p I'll upload another one, hang on...

EDIT: Here we go: Eye on Legs: WORKING this TIME (http://img239.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img239&image=eyeonlegsrubbish1le.swf)

*literally LAUGHS OUT LOUD* *and in front of EVERYONE*

And I would have done some voices for you, if it was before my tonsilectomy, which is making me have to relearn how to do all my voices again.

AHHH, it's because the file name had the word 's hite' in it. :p I'll upload another one, hang on...

EDIT: Here we go: Eye on Legs: WORKING this TIME (http://img239.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img239&image=eyeonlegsrubbish1le.swf)
Lol, splapp tastic to say the least!
Just...why are you doing all this stuff with HK in it? There are like...what was it...Fhawdfjoasijdofjgads counted 117 other sig worms. Expand your horizons dawg. :p

"AHAHA, don't worry... It was just a little 20 minute faffing thing. It wasn't meant to be serious at all. Oooh, look. Here's something I started and never finished: HERE"

AAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! I remember that from AGES ago! It was quite hilarious, it was! So FINISH IT you FLANGE!

I found both of those rather funny, myself.
And he did the walking flash with HK because she's got one of the most complicated sigworms here. All of the females do... :p
and there are more than 117 sigworms, I'm pretty sure.
And is that how you are going to do the voices for the proper one, may I ask?

I'll do some of 'em basts, since you lot are too POOR to have mics.

you should make HK walk into the screen from the right too, so she won't just *PLOP* in the screen...
BTW, I suppose you have the game Neverhood? If so, do you have the soundtrack of the credits? The one where the text is really weird.
Yes. Yes I do! The credit music is called 'The Neverhood Theme' (imaginative) and it goes a little bit like this:

"Contemplating Klaymen,
Clitton Klatton Klogg.
We behold it's Hoborg,
Big Robot Bil is odd.
The Clockwork Beast,
and Frenchy Guy,
are with them,
hard to see: Crit Unit 'A',
Oh what a day!
It joins Crit Unit 'B'.
At the Neeeeeeverhood.
The Neeeeverhooood.
Neeeeeveerrrhoooood!"

Continue singing with various grunts, groans and assorted nonsense...

That's almost as the imaginative as the Skull Monkeys theme. :rolleyes:

Woa, never heard of those lyrics before, but the music in all of your flash movies sound good, so the lyrics must sound good I am assuming.

More titting around in Flash. Look at the pwetty snow: That's snow good. (AHAHAHAH) (http://img239.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img239&image=itssnowing3yo.swf)

They I'll die if they keep their mouths open, have you noticed that? :p

That would make a good screen saver

Good work Splapp

Good work Slapp
* COUGH!*

That would make a good screen saver

Yes, it seems perfect for one. :)