Updated my sig (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=633195&postcount=1460)

Changed name, changed clothes, changed basically everything.

Updated my sig (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=633195&postcount=1460)

Changed name, changed clothes, changed basically everything.
Yyyyy-
Damn, I thought it was gonna be good. If you had gone for a James Bond type of secret agent (combined with handy plot-filling all-purpose gadget) it would've been good, rather than a generic Galactic-Space-Warrior-but-hey-Secret-Agent-sounds-better-so-lets-call-him-that-instead.
I mean c'mon, having a uniform does not keep an Agent a secret! Uniforms are made with the intention of not having the fighters a secret! That's why Bond-style Secret Agents wear tuxedos (that, and because they're classy).

Maybe i'll just let him wear his 'S' top when he isn't needing his combat suit.

I wouldn't call a Galactic Space Agent 'generic' at all. I've only seen 2 or 3 ones that are like mine.

EDIT: Or maybe a black T.shirt or something.

EDIT 2: Descriptional pictures for some of the weapons added.

Or maybe you should think about it for a while... and then post.

Or maybe you should think about it for a while... and then post.

OK!

So what do you prefer? 'S' shirt or a tuxedo?

I would like opinions!

EDIT: New weapon added

Updated my sig. I put in a picture of a bananaman version of agent moon.

Check my signature for a link.

I put in a picture of a bananaman version of agent moon.
You never fail to consistently make your ideas worse with each passing.

I agree. I thought you said you were going to take a six-month break from the forum?

Wait, it gets worse.

The banana version doesn't even have the slightest similarity to his sigworm. Not even a piece of clothing is the same.

I just can't understand how it's supposed to have anything to do with anything.

Lol sparks that push objects away.

(My weapon has a blast of power, with lighting, even sparklike, that sends objects flying.)

It does. My sigworm has 2 clothes. 1. A black top. 2. A combat suit for battling.

I'm pretty sure i said that on my sigworm.

And i like bananaman.

Also, .Jet- you don't know how powerfull it is. It can push a car away, y'know. And at a good speed too.

Most people at team17.tk like bananaman.

IAlso, .Jet- you don't know how powerfull it is. It can push a car away, y'know. And at a good speed too.

You appear to have misunderstood what a zero point gravity gun can do. I suspect you have never played any of the newer half life games.

It was based on that. The gravity gun can launch things at a rate, even very heavy stuff.

The Vibrahammer is just like that.

The Vibrahammer is just like that.

And the zero point gravity gun is just like that too. /discussion end

That doesn't even look like a banana, and considering everyone at t17.tk has to get through you to join the forum, their opinions don't count, nor will they change ours.

I tghhink I gonna update my sig worm soon, including a new pic.

[EDIT]
I'm still alive! halleluja!

Most people at team17.tk like bananaman.
You seem to use this excuse for a lot of your arguments. The people at Team17.tk clearly have no idea what they are on about.

I removed the background on my char. profile. Yes, because it sucked. Big time.:p

And the zero point gravity gun is just like that too. /discussion end

Well it isn't exactly the same as yours actually, but it can send things flying.

That doesn't even look like a banana, and considering everyone at t17.tk has to get through you to join the forum, their opinions don't count, nor will they change ours.

1. Sorry, but your wrong.

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/3894/beststorycharsl1.png

This is a picture of bananaman that Basti@n got off the internet, slighty coloured it differently, and added it onto a trophy.

2. I don't know what you mean by "get through you to join the forum" can you explain that? thanks.

3. That wasn't an excuse. I heard about bananaman before i joined Team17.tk or this forum.

You seem to use this excuse for a lot of your arguments.

That was not an excuse. My excuse is this- I like bananaman, so i don't have to not put it on because you don't like it. I'm not actually going to argue here- because i like bananaman. If you don't like what i've done fine, but i shall not be changing it.

And i might change my background today.

For (fork - Ed.)'s sake, Shadowmoon. Take your six months' time away from the forum.

Well it isn't exactly the same as yours actually, but it can send things flying.



1. Sorry, but your wrong.

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/3894/beststorycharsl1.png

This is a picture of bananaman that Basti@n got off the internet, slighty coloured it differently, and added it onto a trophy.

2. I don't know what you mean by "get through you to join the forum" can you explain that? thanks.

3. That wasn't an excuse. I heard about bananaman before i joined Team17.tk or this forum.



That was not an excuse. My excuse is this- I like bananaman, so i don't have to not put it on because you don't like it. I'm not actually going to argue here- because i like bananaman. If you don't like what i've done fine, but i shall not be changing it.

And i might change my background today.

Just go already

None of your answer even make sense
And no one cares if you or the morons on Team17.tk likes bananamen, how the hell this have anything to do with worms?

You win.

I'm deleting the bananaman version off my sigworm now.

It's not about winning, Shad. It's about you growing. You always try to make out that you're the victim on this forum, but you do ever stop to think about why people post mocking responses to your post?

If one person calls you a donkey, ignore them. If three people call you a donkey, ignore them. If a forum-full of people call you a donkey, buy a bloody saddle.

Take some time away from the forum, like you told myself and thomasp you would, and try to get your head together.

I generally don't like sounding like a jerk (at least, not intentionally), but I agree with the others. You should really take time off away from the forum for a bit.

Well it isn't exactly the same as yours actually, but it can send things flying.

The only difference is that mine can pick up things in a field on the front of it.

The only difference is that mine can pick up things in a field on the front of it.would you stop arguing pointlessness? who cares if you two have similar weapons/abilities? so long as the idea behind them is different.

...or the fact that there was an idea behind it.

I generally don't like sounding like a jerk

hahahahaha

Just go already

Beta the Cyberworm
Personality
Beta is a worm bent on world domination
and is the evil type. Beta is also a bit of a wimp,
espicially when there's something bigger than
him about to give him a whooping, or something
more powerful than him. He also sometimes
helps good worms in very bad situations.
Beta isn't dumb too much, but he definitley
isn't too bright, either.
Background Info
Beta was originally a regular, carefree worm
who went to see his mates and just hung out
usually. He was then named Ateb. (yes, ateb.)
One day, a gang of worms with high powered
weapons decided to attack Ateb and his friends.
His friends escaped, leaving him behind while
Ateb got the crap beat out of him. 2 years
later, some scientists rebuilt him and he became
Beta. Beta had a red glowing robotic eye to replace
his old bruised one, and he had a half metal head to sort
out the big gash he had there. The half metal head couldn't
be seen because of the robe Beta wore. Some organs in
Beta's body were too bruised to stay and were replaced
with some robotic organs. Shortly after, Beta destroyed
the scientists and made the huge lab his own fortress.
Beta swore to get revenge on the cruel world, by
someday obliterating it. Beta is always thinking of
new ways to destroy the world in his fortress,
but his plans always fail.
Interests
Beta likes technology and stuff. He builds his own technology
in order to destroy the world, such as vehicles, trap devices,
weapons, etc. He also has a strange attraction to cookies.
Weapons
Beta's weapon that he uses mostly is his Blitz Sword
that he first invented. Whenever it is weilded, it glows a
blue aura. He loves it so much that he even plays golf with it
on weekends.

Besides, that thing's name isn't "Bananaman". It's "The Dancing Banana" or "The Peanut Butter Jelly Time Banana".

Wow, beta. That character design looks fairly creative.

I haven't gotten to reading the description, though.

huh.....that was legitimately good....wow!

a character who's evil but only because of circumstances. someone who had a hard time in life and chose the wrong path in response to it, but who doesn't necessarily stick to his "evil" guns all the time due to actually being a nice guy under the meanness. I do believe this is the first profile with ACTUAL character depth and a feel of non-static personality development built right into the profile.....and it's all accomplished in something with unique physical characteristics no less!

beta, you're required to stick around the forums. we need more intelligent people :p

Nice sig design, something about it that's appealing, probably the robe.

Yup, there's an original sigworm that is not overpowered, has a nice background, doesn't look like any other sigworm (as far as I know) and plays golf with his sword, yes. That is definitely made of pure win.

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=654377&postcount=1642
Edited character profile a bit. I thought it would be rather dull just having him narrate.

I really laughed at the combat mode. So THAT is how he fights!

Hilarious.

That is the most balanced and well-thought-out sigworm I've ever heard of.

Name:Bjorn, then Earthshaker
Age:5 (born in 2003)
Gender:Male
Nationaltity:Viking

Backround: as a viking worm, he loved to fight,so he had a favourite weapon.For the year of his life he liked to use the viking axe most, that is untill he unlocked earthquake weapon, he loved the earthquake weapon so much he changed his name to Earthshaker. when the turned 2 he took the tranision into worms 4 from worms 3d, disgusted by the lack of earthquake, he went Crazy and left the worms 4 world, to play boring repeditive battles as a CPU worm in worms 3d. One day he was invited into a team called the voodoo kings and be a human worm he acepted, misjudgeing the team weapon skulleton, thinking it wasn't a air strike with one ammo and a skull as a payload, but instead of leaving he practiced weapons and thought about leaving, but then he discoverd the inflatable scrouser. He liked it because it was like the skulleton he imaganed(he thought it was a worms skeleton which walked up to worms, picked them up and threw them in a random dirrection) He then decided to stay in worms 4. He is currently trying to change his name to balloonotic.

Personality:Never committed, and very wasteful often is nasty when he doesn't get things his way.He is also rather slow at thinking. He is incredibly inpatient.
Likes: Viking axe (actually no) Earthquakes(na not really) Inflateable scrouser and people useing his current name.
Dislikes:People forgeting he changed his name, people not letting him change his name and limited ammo

Updated profile (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=633195&postcount=1460)

He isn't a space warrior anymore, and more pictures of him with his weapons will come soon, and possibly a background.

<background>

Meh, its Okay I guess. A little bit generic, though.

Updated profile (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=633195&postcount=1460)

He isn't a space warrior anymore, and more pictures of him with his weapons will come soon, and possibly a background.so, self-centered pretty-boy bond. I like it! is the hair essentially the same? cause it apparently looks a little funny with the bond-esque agent appearance. I know this because I'd already drawn a secret agent worm that suits that character perfectly, so I just added spikey hair for ya:

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/2694/agentmoonfd5.jpg

something along those lines?

edit: also, do I have permission to draw his flaming katana as a shishkebab from fallout 3 every time? :p :D

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/2694/agentmoonfd5.jpg

http://hg101.classicgaming.gamespy.com/phoenixwright/dick.png

First thing to come into my mind.

Its going to actually have hair like that. But yeah, i'm getting rid of the fuzz hair this time in my sigworm. I'll also add a blue tie to it to make it more suit like.

I'll update the appearance now.

I'm glad you now like my sigworm.

I'll also add a blue tie to it to make it more suit like.eh, when you say agent business suits tend to come to mind. I'm sure there are those without, though.

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/2694/agentmoonfd5.jpg

G-Worm, anyone? :p

G-Worm, anyone? :p

Riise and shiine... Misssster Freeeemannn... Not that I wisssh to imply you have been sleeping on thejob.

G-Worm, anyone? :phey. all the more uses for the character in a comic :p

Now. If only anyone here actually made comics anymore...

Now. If only anyone here actually made comics anymore...

Soon......

Riise and shiine... Misssster Freeeemannn... Not that I wisssh to imply you have been sleeping on thejob.Alternatively:

I can listen to any phone conversations I wish, but do not do so out of my sense of professional responsibility.
Plants need to have water poured on them because they have no hands to hold glasses of water.
Although over time my husband will lose desire for me sexually, he will always love my pies.
Though I often smell of excrement, I deserve your respect because I provide a valuable service to the community.
I wish that my loved one had remembered to designate me as the benificiary of his 401K policy.

Soon......

This.

Interesting.

Soon......
Alright then, correction:
If only anyone here actually made comics more than two strips long anymore...

Alright then, correction:
If only anyone here actually made comics more than two strips long anymore...

Soon ² ......

Um...Deractuala's bio:
Er...He likes miniguns.
He looks like a normal worm.
He has red flaming eyes.
He has a t-shirt of a dead worm.

Edit:Looked,okay,more:
He shoots everything he sees.
He likes worms he kills.
He hates worms that kill him.
When he dies,scientests bring him back to life.
I will provide an image of him later,but...i have some issues.(MS paint deleted)

<profile>

"He hates worms that kill him"

duh :p

Surely you can be more descriptive and less generic than that? "he shoots everything he sees" is as generic as it gets, really.

Um...Deractuala's bio:
Er...He likes miniguns.
He looks like a normal worm.
He has red flaming eyes.
He has a t-shirt of a dead worm.

Edit:Looked,okay,more:
He shoots everything he sees.
He likes worms he kills.
He hates worms that kill him.

Congratulations for making the crappiest profile ever
I'm sure you must be proud

So, if a worm kill him, he hates that worm. Difficult to do when you're dead.

yes,but...Oh,i forgot!*edits post to include the fact that he lives in the future and he is alive again because scientests bring him back to life*

Its probably one of the most generic, and worst profiles i've ever seen.

It would be good for a crappy comic, though :p

If you don't know what I mean by generic, see http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=31188

And look at some good profiles. Examples of good profiles- Akuryou, Zero, Huntakilla, Super_frea, Paul.Power, Pyramid, etc.

Do you see how these profiles don't have "this worm kills everything he sees" or "he likes miniguns" or any of the other stuff related to worms?

Try to make your character not revolve around the personality of the worms in the worms games. Try and invent your own personality, like the good profiles I reccomended you to have a look at.

Make it more descriptive too.

EDIT: Alternatively, look at most of this thread to get examples of what we are looking for, and examples of what we are not looking for.

When he dies,scientests bring him back to life.

Okay, that sure sounds stupid, and weird.

alright:i will revise it.Same name.
1.He fell from the sky.Nobody knows why.Plane crash?Or some random event?Nobody knows.He refuses to tell.Someone tryed to bribe him a million dollars to ask where he came from,But he refused.Shortly before realising how rich he could of came.Idiot.
2.He lives in a single tent.He found it,Some people were using it to camp out,so he stole it.
3.Whenever someone attacks,he gets out a single cutting knife and trys to attack.Often he fails to do so,but he tells them to take his food and not kill him.
4.As you can guess,he is very poor,so he has to go out,find spare sheep not used in battle,and eat it.Guess what happened after he ate it.To drink,he drinks the blood of worms he kills.

Looks:He has not got a t-shirt,so he is naked.His body is covered in cuts and bruises.He has got eyes that are bruised as well.Pink body,green eyes.He BARELY has any hair,but he has three thin bits of hair,that you can see what they are like later.

Likes/Dislikes:
Likes:People that give him food,People that are nice to him.Sheep that don't explode and Health crates.
Dislikes:People that steal food from him,people that are not nice.

Picture: Dunno,will post later.

Story:After falling from the sky for unknown reasons,He suffered memory loss.After learning the following facts:
1.You need to eat food to survive.And you need to drink.
2:It's a world of war,so you need defence.
3.Sheep may look cute,but they are evil.
4.You need somewhere to live.
5.Health crates heal you.

After learning those,he looked around the world.He found a family who was camping out,and just then,they left to go to the beach.Since he needed to live somewhere,he stole it and went away as far as possible.He always felt guilty,but he needed to live somewhere.he needed to survive.Remembering the tough world out there,He found a cutting knife.He took it.Cutting knife added to inventory!So,anyway,after putting out the tent,and rapid guessing how to put it up,he went in it and called it his home.So,later that day,he found his first intruder:Some random worm called BALRAVT.He used the cutting knife to attack him,he died.He then felt a feeling he never felt before:he found it out:thirst.He then did the unimaginable:he drank the blood from the dead worm.So,sometimes he kills worms and saves their blood for later,but most of the time he fails to kill them,so when he is about to get killed,he begs for them not to kill him.He then looks for health crates.During a search for a health crate,he found a sheep.He might have lost memory,but he was smart enough to know better than eat it.However,he became very hungry,and so,he...ate it.It exploded.And as you guess,since he was looking for a health crate,he almost died.However,he got blew so far that he landed on a health crate.So he started eating sheep,and after it exploded he looks for a health crate.He used to hate all worms,since he thought they all hated him,but during a sleep,(he learned he needs to sleep)someone gave him a health crate labeled:
To,random worm with a tent
From:Some random worm

He woke up,found it,and while he at first thought it was poisoned,though he desided to keep it if choises run out.And alas,when an intruder came to kill him,he was about to kill him when he did his usual beg not to kill him and he will give him his food.However,the intruding worm refused,and he took the health crate,he got healed,he did'nt get posioned,and it worked,so Deractuala i said it was the same name started realising people could be nice.

So...It pretty much loops.He finds sheep,it explodes,he looks for health crates...so on.

Much better. Your getting somewhere, a poor worm who camps out in a tent and has to find food by himself is actually quite original, i've never seen any profiles like that.

There are 2 things that need changing.

Like this:

1.He fell from the sky.


Its actually very original, but still not enough detail. We don't know much about his personality, a story for him would be nice, what weapons does he use? just a cutting knife, or does he use more weapons?

A lot more detail is needed.


Finally, I'd change the look a little bit. Try and add some hair, very scruffy hair.

EDIT: Also, just so you know, some people take requests to draw sigworms (your character worm) so you can request (ask) for your worm to be drawn, and the Artist may draw it or may not.

Much better.
No... no.

How about just an evil killer clown? We don't have a lot of those around here.

How about just an evil killer clown? We don't have a lot of those around here.

I know what your saying, original characters don't always turn out good, but to be fair, it was much better than his other profile he did. Okay, it still isn't good or anything, its an Okay profile now however.

Its not that interesting still, but he is getting somewhere.

Basically, its now OK but particularly boring. Try remaking it again but make it more interesting.

No... no.

How about just an evil killer clown? We don't have a lot of those around here.no no. it WAS better. sort of like how getting punched in the face is better than having a sumo wrestler step on your genitals.

I edited it.

I also request him to be drawn.

I also request him to be drawn.
Well I want to end world hunger...

I edited it.

I also request him to be drawn.

Yeah, you request in art threads, where the creator says you can request.

The profile has improved a bit, however, I don't like the story, and I don't like your profile, but I don't hate it either.

We need to know a little more about his personality though. And make it interesting, the profiles with interesting personality's usually make it into forum comics around here.

Oh, and sort out the organization of the profile. It looks very unorganized.

that us an aweful back story and profile in general. I mean, a hobo worm is pretty unique and kudos to you for not following the beaten path in terms of character profile, but seriously, you are an aweful writer, just don't try. give us the bare basics and that's enough.

Yeah, you request in art threads, where the creator says you can request.

The profile has improved a bit, however, I don't like the story, and I don't like your profile, but I don't hate it either.

We need to know a little more about his personality though. And make it interesting, the profiles with interesting personality's usually make it into forum comics around here.

Oh, and sort out the organization of the profile. It looks very unorganized.

what is wrong with the story?Not saying its great,but...you know.

Alright.I will make his personality.

Organization:will fix.but i ask the same thing as the story.

what is wrong with the story?

A lot.

It isn't really that important. My only advice is to go into Aku's comic character thread, then go to the thread I linked you to a few links back. Now click all of the profiles which were in Aku's Comic Character thread and compare their stories to yours.

Organization:will fix.but i ask the same thing as the story.

Example:

Name: <insert name here>


Age: <insert age here>


Background: <insert story here>


Personality: <insert personality here>


Weapons of choice: <insert weapons here>


Favourite Weapon: <insert favourite weapon here>


Likes: <insert what he likes here>


Dislikes: <insert what he dislikes here>


Picture: <insert picture here>

Age is mostly irrelevant and can pretty much be ignored, unless it's something very specific to the character (aka: very young or very old).

Name is also irrelevant unless your character has a super-hero-esque alter ego. Muscular Worm will likely be known as Muscular Worm because he's a super hero, and Agent Moon will likely be given similar treatment, but except in cases of characters who clearly have/need alter-egos the name section will remain entirely ignored.

the likes and dislikes should also generally be ignored. very VERY few times will things like that ever get noticed.

tl;dr essentially the only things you need to pay attention do are Background, Personality, Weapon of Choice, and Picture.

heh, now that you mention it, mine doesn't even have a name at all! Didn't even think of it. Badly drawn worm seems enough.

heh, now that you mention it, mine doesn't even have a name at all! Didn't even think of it. Badly drawn worm seems enough.sigworms are called by their owner's name. we're not making characters for some alternate worms game reality thing or anything like the crazies on the sonic forums do, we're simply dressing otherwise generic worms in clothes for use in comicing :p

we're at LEAST a step up from other forum geeks

[/elitism]

Im new to this forum, (Hi by the way)
after 15 minutes in paint I bring you this:

Name: Desert Mishap


Age: 32


Background: He started off as a lowly garden worm, but then he got bitten by a ladybug with a magical number of spots. Overnight he suddenly became DESERT MISHAP! No one quite knows why he named himself this but he assures us it goes back to the time when he was in the navy. He developed a strange button on the side of his head, know one knows what it does as no one has pressed it. Since his amazing change from being a worm to becoming slightly more pixellated, he has developed a liking for shooting small animals in the face. He spent 4 years training with the Monkworms of Camden and now, he is back with a vengeance.

Personality: He's the kind of guy who would say wacky and unorthodox things like 'im chillin' like a villin'' or 'cut me some slack, Jack'
He has the wit of a thousand geese.
He has a big package.


Weapons of choice: His wit and inflated ego. Sharp objects aren't obligatory.


Favourite Weapon: THE ALMIGHTY GADGET FUNGUN


Likes: Laughing as a shrew stumbles around with a bullet up its snout.

Dislikes: Haters.


Picture:http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/217/wormkv7.png

He has a big package.
Hahaha! Does this mean what I think it does?

I... have no words for that sigworm.

One could be awesome.

...bitten by a ladybug with a magical number of spots...


This thread depresses me.

I don't know what to say...... I don't know where to begin.....

Someone really should create a guide on how to create a decent profile soon.

Someone really should create a guide on how to create a decent profile soon.
Actually, a few people did. It roughtly went along like this:

Step 1: Don't add in anything ridiculously stupid.


People are not good at following guides.

I don't know if that profile is so RIDICULOUS it's AWESOME or so RIDICULOUS it's RIDICULOUS.

I don't know if that profile is so RIDICULOUS it's AWESOME or so RIDICULOUS it's RIDICULOUS.
I'd go with the latter.

Well at least his hasn't been ridiculously overdone millions of times before, and the drawing isn't bad.

I'm not sure what to make of it either, except that it actually feels more like a parody than anything. It's certainly different.

Updated Profile (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=633195&postcount=1460)

Now includes a picture, I've edited the appearance, and also added Metal Gloves with his combat suit.

Name: Plasma

Bio:
A partly-experienced robotics master, this worm spends most of his time designing and constructing machines and machine-making-machines. At an early age he was fascinated by how smoothly and perfectly robots could perform any task assigned to them. Since then, he has been progressively increasing his knowledge of robotics any way he can. As a result of spending all his time studying and designing, he has only partial social skills and doesn't follow social standards.
However, despite his years of practice and knowledge, his robots are still flawed and have known to have disabled themselves at random times, from various causes. He has yet to design a fully stable major robot.
It remains unknown where he gets the resources for his machines. But he does occasionally run out of it at times.

Personality:
The textbook example of Lawful Neutral, this worm lives by excessive use of rules and logic and shuns rules he deems irrational or inefficient. He stays away from strangers because of their unpredictability, and doesn't like anyone prone to erratic behaviour.
Despite being largely antisocial, he still recognises that friends are good for alliances and will still try to impress people if he thinks they will be beneficial to him. He doesn't help people if it doesn't benefit him somehow. However, he doesn't take pleasure in other people's pain either.
He sees a person's intelligence as how good they are at logic, and thinks of arts and languages as a waste of time. Naturally, living a life of logic, he thinks of himself as far superior to others.
He will only help someone with a problem out of goodwill if he thinks that person is trying to solve it in a very, very illogical way.

Likes: Laws, rules, logic, absolutes, numbers, loyalty, robots, computers, lazers, Dr. Robotnik, dogs, wolves.

Hates: Chaos, anarchy, any obsession with freedom, agnostics (other than ignostics), over-emotional worms, the large varieties of languages, the supernatural, "save the whales" protests and similar.

Other:
Despite being a devout atheist, he still has great respect for major religions for their moral codes.
His only percieved goal is to make life less irregular and more logical for everyone.
Many people are very suspicious of him, for his tendancies towards facism and, although he doesn't seem to act on it, his disregard for other worms in general.

Appearance:
A metal shape-changing right hand, and a black robe with sleeves that act as if he had arms. There are many theories for why, but none have been confirmed.

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/1636/pasteddata6ffdse5.jpg
Thanks to Apocalypse for the image.

nicely done.

though I hope you don't expect those sleeves to be drawn every time :p

btw, is that supposed to be just a regular, run-of-the-mill robe or was there a specific style in mind?

futureworm! he is a really cool guy who just likes to kick it and have a fun time. he's known to ride his skateboard while rockin' designer shades and listening to sick tunes on his ipod. he, along with pickleworm, is the star of the ever-popular comic HELL YEAH CREW (http://hyc.gelatinous.net).

see, for reference, a really superb drawing by mtlangelus:

words

ahahahahahaha

futureworm! he is a really cool guy who just likes to kick it and have a fun time. he's known to ride his skateboard while rockin' designer shades and listening to sick tunes on his ipod. he, along with pickleworm, is the star of the ever-popular comic HELL YEAH CREW (http://hyc.gelatinous.net).

see, for reference, a really superb drawing by mtlangelus:disturbingly, I think you've provided an accurate description of the character without even having to say anything about him :p

My old charecter was generic: here's a new one.

Name: Dr. J Koolie
Background: Once was a humble doctor, Dr Koolie is a worm who is hounded by the tabloids. Why, you must ask, it is because of his amazing medical work. You see, Dr Koolie made the world a better place when he discovered the cause of tail cancer, a disease that brought misery to many thousands of innocent little worms, his work earned him a wormbell peace prise. He discovered the cure one day in his lab, when he was trying to find a certain worm gene his theory dictated that was there, he discovered the gene that caused swelling, this gene was meant to stay another area of the body, as an extra defence against sharp things, but a virus caused it to move to the tail, and cause a large swelling, which eventually caused the tail to fall off. Dr Koolie immediately set off to find a cure to the virus, he was successful.
Personality: Doctor Koolie is almost always grumpy, and believes that the best company is a couple of test-tubes and a good set of tweezers. He thrives on privacy, and despises the media. If you were paying attention would have noticed that this wouldn’t have been good for him, so he built himself the Anti media taser, the only taser that can be charged at an everyday wall socket. One day he realised that he could make money off this, and start selling it in shop’s, this plan was a flop due to “Stupid laws which prevent people from defending themselves” so the black market is the only way to get them.
Weapon of choice: Obviously the A.M.T. (Anti media taser)
Likes: Privacy, Science, Locks, When you say “Shut up” and people listen to you, math’s.
Dislikes: (don’t get me started!) Christmas, News shows, interviews, magazines, comics, laughter, Easter, other holidays, vacations, and everything else that can bring joy to people.
Picture: http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/887/tazerwormxv4.th.jpg (http://img238.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tazerwormxv4.jpg)

ha! that's actually pretty good, koolies.

thanks, I was worried that people would think it's too ridiculous.

too ridiculous.
Worms waging war with human weapons
I'm afraid that's impossible.

Holy pancake on a stick, new profile. About damn time! :eek:

Name: _Kilburn
Age: 17

Background: As a kid, _Kilburn was often bullied by his classmates, first because he looked like your average geek, secondly because everyone knows he has been adopted, but mostly because he had a strong interest in weaponry physics theory, a science nobody was learning anymore because it lost its interest since the Banana Bomb and the Sheep were discovered. He thought that by reverse engineering the Banana Bomb, he would be able to understand how nature can create such weapons, and therefore, how to create similar ones. Which was considered as heresy in France, since worms have been using the same weaponry for ages. Derived weapons have been actually invented, but scientists have proven that creating a brand new kind of weapon that doesn't look like any other is impossible.
He was hated in his whole city, and of course, didn't have any friend. After years of lonely research, he found the proof that a new kind of weaponry could actually be created, and every object, even the most inoffensive looking one, was a potential weapon. Unfortunately, he got beaten up again by his classmates for trying to reveal his discovery, and it all ended when one of them smashed a brick right on his head.

_Kilburn woke up 2 years later in a hospital in London. He learnt that he was suffering from an unusal mental disorder no one could explain, and has been therefore transferred there, where the best doctors would be giving him a proper treatment. He noticed he has lost some of his memory, including his own name.
He remembered that name though. Paul Kilburn. That was the name of one of the 17 scientists who proved the opposite of the theory he has discovered 2 years ago. They were the reason why he has been so much hated.
He was the opposite of those scientists.
Then, he knew what his new name would be.
And then, he remembered his old classmates.
And then, he knew that he was weak, and his only strength was his knowledge.

And he was definitively going to use it to build weapons against them, and prove how much they were wrong.

His mental disorder never really went away. It left visible marks such has his blood-red eyes (none of the doctors could explain how it happened), and his random crises of madness.

Personality: Other than his random periods of unstable personality, he is pretty much cheerful. Maybe too much, as he often makes himself look ridiculous in a desperate attempt to look funny. Despite his evil-looking red eyes, he has never had any plan on taking over the world, and doesn't enjoy killing people. He is rather naive though, so he may sometimes get easily corrupted.
Although he is extremely accurate when assembling weapons, he becomes seriously clumsy when it involves anything else that isn't building.

Weapons: Any weapons he creates. The ones he particularly appreciates are the Meat Machinegun (formerly known as the Sausage Launcher), and the Water Powered Universal Projectile Launcher (or Toilet Catapult, to make it simple). He never uses ordinary weapons, since he thinks they are so "cheap", and "unoriginal".

Likes: Glory, being appreciated by people, any funky-looking weaponry, French bread (that's really the only thing he likes about France), and computer science (because programmable weaponry is cool, yay).

Dislikes: Being ignored by people, listening to dumb people, French people (well, most of them), ordinary weaponry, literature and philosophy.

Appearance
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/6185/kilburnrm1.png


Any grammar mistake I should fix? :p

When I first saw the picture, I mistook the indents on the uzi to be eyelashes on the worm. That had... unfortunate implications, to say the least.

When I first saw the picture, I mistook the indents on the uzi to be eyelashes on the worm. That had... unfortunate implications, to say the least.

Uh huh. Guess I'll have to fix that a little then.

Edit: Better?
And, haha, when I drew that weapon, I haven't even noticed it looked like a heavily modded uzi. :p

that profile? it's awesome!

Nice profile me says.

Very good profile, indeed
I have to say that I love the fact that the red eyes have shading but no lighthing

Very good profile, indeed
I have to say that I love the fact that the red eyes have shading but no lighthing

As far as I know, the iris don't have lightning, since they don't really stick out. The whole eye should have shading that overlaps the iris.

Edit my profile with a new image btw

As far as I know, the iris don't have lightning, since they don't really stick out. The whole eye should have shading that overlaps the iris.lol, that was his point. :p the red part has a shadow like it's sticking out from the eye itsself but no highlight to reinforce the idea of it sticking out.

New character-

Name: MPSRNEB - Multi-purpose service robot model Nebula, though mostly called Neb. You know, it's easier that way. Often being called knob when having angered individuals, since the similarity.

Occupation: Service robot, if you really missed what the name abbrevation said. Had once been serving under it's creator, called Dr. Nookie. Is now 'retired' from servicing, and aspires to be serving - being the best cook(bot) on the earth!
Neb was built for many tasks. Lifting stuff for you, making stuff for you, etc. The doctor thought it might have been useful to build on it, so it would be able to do more advanced services for him, as he grows older and weaker, in need of a helping hand. At this point, Neb has stayed for many years with him.. And you know robots don't age.
Well, amongst other intelligence chips, he also installed a big storage together with a personality chip.
This was kind of a mistake from Dr. Nookies side, resulting in Neb's breakout only a few days sooner. Now Neb is searching a place to learn his favorite program - Cooking. Nookie couldn't constrain this guy. After all, he is old. And Neb is a robot. Robots are strong.
His new very complicated and advanced intelligence chips stores lots and lots of info, which with normal worms would be the brain, learning things. Neb is still learning, from everywhere he goes. The now chip also considers the old PWSA3 chips obsolete, as the data stored from them was transferred into the 'brain', and implemented permanently.

(PWSA3 Chips stands for 'Programmable Work Social And Attack Ability' Chips. Can be programmed to be able to do tasks and talk, attack, whatever. Was invented by the Doc.)

Design and Appearance: Picture and blueprints just down the page gives a good idea of what he is - A white futuristic android-ish robot. Has kind of a half circle around the body which has a hovering drive, with retractable and extendable arms, and large hands.
Has only one eye with a big screw-like appearance, and has his head move up when he talks, shown in the picture below. Can retract the arms and half circle to make it push onto his body, like a worm can make his hands disappear on will. This is stationary mode.

Personality: Prefers to be rather bland and boring when talking to other people. Only does his artificial voice box go up in pitch and his movements become exaggerated when the situation is really special. Also tends to have a rather complicated self, as he learns from what he sees.
Also goes around describing everything as "DELICIOUS" Thanks Paul!

Abilities: His strength is one of the main abilities, along with his cooking. He is also very good at climbing. Though he is a slow robot on land because he has a metal bum that is not very flexible for crawling. (Although I tend to draw things rather comically, so sometimes it seem to bend a lot on my drawings.)

Favorite weapon/attack: His big robot manly manhands. Like to say something like a captain falcon-esque "CAKE PAAAAWNCH" when he hits people. (Right in the cake lolol)


Pictures:

Here are the "blueprints."
http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/7184/mpsrnebbd4.png
And a clearer picture with only the character incase the crumbled paper overlay ruins the shading.
http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/5982/mpsrneb2mi6.png

http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/5982/mpsrneb2mi6.png

Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.

I wonder who made more sigworms: BuffaloKid or .Jet.

I wonder who made more sigworms: BuffaloKid or .Jet.

Totally me. I'm going for the prize.

I liked
Especially because it's been some time that I don't see any art from you
But you could make another draw with his arms off the way, so we can see his body, because he doesn't look so much like a worm, when you can't see the tail, you know?

I liked
Especially because it's been some time that I don't see any art from you
But you could make another draw with his arms off the way, so we can see his body, because he doesn't look so much like a worm, when you can't see the tail, you know?

Thanks, and of course I will. It'll have to be a bit later, though. Have to get home first.

Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.
Hurp de durp durr
Just because it's white, futuristic and has one eye.

Anywaaaays..

Less comments about my massive pile of sigworms,
More comments on the profile. I am seriously bad at making any kind of story or personality profile so I would like to hear your opinion.

Hurp de durp durr
Just because it's white, futuristic and has one eye.

Anywaaaays..

Less comments about my massive pile of sigworms,
More comments on the profile. I am seriously bad at making any kind of story or personality profile so I would like to hear your opinion.

I loved Portal, so take it as a good thing :D

Also, I liked it. It's quite original.

He should go around describing everything as "DELICIOUS".

He should go around describing everything as "DELICIOUS".

Updating.. Just sounds too good !

I really was not being serious about that. Just wondering if someone would get the reference :p (to Medibot of the SomethingAwful forums and Let's Play Sonic 2006! fame. Because, dressed in white and with a red cross for an eye, that's a robot that sort of looks medical)

I really was not being serious about that. Just wondering if someone would get the reference :p (to Medibot of the SomethingAwful forums and Let's Play Sonic 2006! fame. Because, dressed in white and with a red cross for an eye, that's a robot that sort of looks medical)
...ah. I was sortof expecting a Portal->Cake->"Delicious Cake!"Meme chain, but thought otherwise because it was too many links.
Yours was worse.

You underestimate the immense cultural impact of LP Sonic 2006.

Or maybe I overestimate it. Or possibly both. Either way.

I doubt anyone one here actively reads the SA forums.

ok, so it's been forever since I signed up on the forums. my personality has changed DRASTICALLY since back then, as I'm sure most of you are aware. well, I've finally decided to go and redo my sig to reflect this change in myself. I tried to keep it recognizable as still being me, but different enough that it also feels new. see the result here:

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=298185&postcount=4

Holy muffins. Your grammar actually got worse! :p

Holy muffins. Your grammar is actually gotten worse! :p
Fixed your post for you!

Fixed your post for you!except you made it bad even by the standards of normal speech. his was fine by normal people, yours was just bad. if you're going for technically correct, it should be:
"Holy muffins! Your grammar has actually gotten worse!"
or
"Holy muffins! Your grammar is actually getting worse!"

...
Don't worry Aku, you'll understand someday...

...
Don't worry Aku, you'll understand someday...what? was that actually some sad attempt at sarcasm? I may be obtuse, but that was just a crap joke.

.Jet and Aku have now forced me into wanting to make doodles of their new sigworms.
They're both just so Awesome!™
EDIT: Also, .Jet, I need more info on how his eye works.

Changed profile pic (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=633195&postcount=1460)

Yes, that sword is indeed what the Flaming Sword will now look like. Much less generic than what it used to look like.

I really would love to know where a secret agent comes across a magical sword :p

There are 18+ chat rooms where it happens all the time (according to Plasma).

.Jet and Aku have now forced me into wanting to make doodles of their new sigworms.
They're both just so Awesome!™
EDIT: Also, .Jet, I need more info on how his eye works.

Well, it's kinda just an even cross that moves around like the pupil on an eye. Also kinda like the crosshair on an FPS.

Uptade on profile: Changed a few things and added new images

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=579779&postcount=1350

Fixed your post for you!

But that's American English :eek:

EDIT: missed the "is". In which case, yes, it is just rubbish.

Mine was such a pile of crap. Update!
Also, I'll probably sketch something out in the near future.

Bio:
An experiment in battle droids: unfortunately, the personality given to the robot was far too independant, and the bot would not battle. After being dumped for scrap, a car dumped on it hit the on button and restarted the droid.

Appearance:
White pupils in eyes, metal plates on the back of the head, metal segmented tail. Rest of body is glossy light-grey plastic.

Personality:
Do not trust with metaphors. They will be taken seriously.

Abilities:
Modifiable with many different components, including but not limited to: Toaster, Lasers, Water Cooler, Rocket Launcher etc etc.

possibly the most uselessly vague description ever, robo. I have no idea about any aspect of that character.

Mine was such a pile of crap. Update!
Also, I'll probably sketch something out in the near future.
Bio:
An experiment in battle droids: unfortunately, the personality given to the robot was far too independant, and the bot would not battle. After being dumped for scrap, a car dumped on it hit the on button and restarted the droid.
Appearance:
White pupils in eyes, metal plates on the back of the head, metal segmented tail. Rest of body is glossy light-grey plastic.
Personality:
Do not trust with metaphors. They will be taken seriously.
Abilities:
Modifiable with many different components, including but not limited to: Toaster, Lasers, Water Cooler, Rocket Launcher etc etc.
Favourite phrase: "Rodger-rodger!"




Oh wait, is it considered wrong here to reference the Star Wars prequels? I mean, you lot (minus Vader and other oldies) don't hate it, do you?

Lushmoss, or Lushworm.

Background:
~Born a peasant. Probably will die a peasant.
~Finished his degree in Firemaking in 1999.
~Owns a residence made of mud and beer bottles.

Personality:
~During times of war: Bloodthirsty revolutionist with a fiery passion.
~During times of peace: Comparitively sane. Probably hungover.

Lushworm seems always slightly dissatisfied with the things go in the world: life as a peasant is not easy. Especially when the local authorities come around to take their tax of dirt and booze. But there is a lot in the peasant's life to be dissatisfied with: the quality of mud holding together his shack/hut-for-one is somewhat inferior, not having enough spare torches stocked for the next revolution, and being unable to get the clearest possible reception for Sky TV are but a few of the oppressed conditions that Lushworm has been subjegated to. Can you blame him for rising up in arms-of-a-fiery-nature when they interupt the Cooking channel with a word from the religious workers in africa, asking for yet another donation?! Certainly not! And the best way to solve these problems, the peasant finds, is to round up his similarly-inconvenienced neighbours into an angry mob and start burning things. Authority-figure-type things, like post offices. These revolutions are generally over and done with quickly, as Lushworm and his fellows are skilled, intelligent, and experienced angry-mobbers. By the time the latest ruler has been deposed and replaced with another nervous candidate, Jamie Oliver is just starting on the terrestrial channels, and it's time to sadly douse the torches. An alternate end to these revolutions is the peasant getting thirsty and drinking a molotov cocktail or seven, resulting in him waking up the next morning in the local well. The ensuing hangover makes him forget whatever it was that made him revolt in the first place, and besides, he has to focus on getting someone to fish him out or otherwise climbing up. But there'll be other revolutions, no doubt of that.

Weapon of choice: Fire, in the form of a burning torch and a hefty supply of molotov cocktails. During times of peace, the cocktails also double as speedy ride to a hangover, should the need present itself.

Likes: The gentle and yet destructive carress of the searing flame... mmm, flames...

Dislikes: Water. For its cleaning, fire-dousing and drowning qualities.

Others:

(Added a chunk. Might still add more.)

http://i393.photobucket.com/albums/pp14/Lushmoss/LW002.png

Ahaha, I like it so far. It's simple in all the right ways.

Ahaha, I like it so far. It's simple in all the right ways.completely agreed. simple and adaptable to any sort of story line but with a clearly defined personality.

A peasant!... It's very original, and an approach I wouldn't have expected from a medieval theme. It's perfect for any time traveling comic, uh, Gardy?

Thanks for the good feelings, guys. :)

Editted profile with personality goodness.

A peasant!... It's very original, and an approach I wouldn't have expected from a medieval theme. It's perfect for any time traveling comic, uh, Gardy?
Don't force me. My scanner's not fixed up yet.

And as for the character, he probably needs some stubble. Just kidding.

Hey, can you draw me a worm with a banana bomb? Thanks!

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http://fc12.deviantart.com/fs42/f/2009/069/2/3/Yes_by_SuperFrea.jpg

WHY DID I LAUGH. :(

Baaaaaaaaa.

ROBOSLOB aka, Robocop Mrk. 2

Original Programing:
Little is known about the worm behind the mask. Some legends say he was a police worm gunned down by machine guns (this may not be the case :) ). Currently Roboslob has been removed from the force and often found in the slums, not taking proper care of himself.
AI Behaviour:
Cold and robotic, as one would expect. However, at times the true worm can be seen in his speech. Unfortuantly, these times are not pleasent. The true worm is bitter, depressed and resentful, this has devolped from being considered a failed project by the government and recent removal from the force. This is no doubt the cause of his primary function "To Serve and Protect" being replaced with: "Beer".
Anti-Virus of Choice:
Mostly hand-to-hand combat do to his enhanced strength and armor. Also likes to use broken beer bottles.
Allowed Programs:
Beer.
Blocked Programs:
Imported Beer.
Others:
"Drop your weapon. You have 15 seconds to com-ZZZZT, get me a beer."
When asked about his past, Roboslob has given many different stories, none of which seem to be related. As of late, Roboslob has been saying strange things, linking him to alternate realities, ie "You base shall fall before the Terran army, led by Roboslob!", he believes if this can be stopped, perhaps hey will be able to pull himself together and return to the force.

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/3725/pix2.png

Nice profile!

I bet that's one of the T17 staff.

.......
http://fc12.deviantart.com/fs42/f/2009/069/2/3/Yes_by_SuperFrea.jpg
this is cool

This thread has now reached the point in which it is far too long and over-posted, that no-one will ever be able to access the wanted information out of it and therefore making the purpose of the thread void. Any suggestions?

This thread has now reached the point in which it is far too long and over-posted, that no-one will ever be able to access the wanted information out of it and therefore making the purpose of the thread void. Any suggestions?
1: Use _Kilburn's thread instead, where he organised profiles in the first post.
2: Point out that people don't make comics anymore.

This thread has now reached the point in which it is far too long and over-posted, that no-one will ever be able to access the wanted information out of it and therefore making the purpose of the thread void. Any suggestions?it's plenty usable. it's got a link to kilburn's list on the first post and that list has everything organized very well.

also, this thread isn't particularly useful now anyway since the fan art community is slowly being lowered into its grave.

1: Use _Kilburn's thread instead, where he organised profiles in the first post.


Doesn't seem to be updated anymore....

Last edited by _Kilburn; 6 Jan 2009 at 18:22

Doesn't seem to be updated anymore....Does it need to? Or do you actually expect someone to make use of every single character profile in this thread?

Well volunteered, Sup!

This thread was always stupid and useless and faintly creepy.

This thread was always stupid and useless and faintly creepy.

Yet that's what gave it its charm.

Doesn't seem to be updated anymore....

On the other hand, there aren't many interesting sigworms created around here. Bah, updating it now.

EDIT: Updated.

This thread was always stupid and useless and faintly creepy.

Whut. I know it's stupid and useless, I had time to waste when I decided to create it. But in which way is it creepy? :p

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?p=633195#post633195



Just edited a few stuff, added short and basic background.

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?p=633195#post633195



Just edited a few stuff, added short and basic background.
"moony" is a pretty cool code name

"moony" is a pretty cool code name
At least it would be if it didn't sound too much like the real name "Mooney".

Owh!

. . . .

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=633195&postcount=1459


Updated profile with a new picture.

nice green bar :p

Agent Moon usually wears a tuxedo on top of a t-shirt with a blue tie.

I still think the entire combat aspect of your character profile is ridiculously bad.


I cannot fathom why a secret agent would be saving cities from robots. Or why a sword on fire would be in any way useful.

Or why a sword on fire would be in any way useful.

1. TO BURN THE CRAP OUT OF PEOPLE.

2. TO BURN THE CRAP OUT OF PEOPLE.

3. TO BURN THE CRAP OUT OF PEOPLE.

4. TO BURN THE CRAP OUT OF PEOPLE.

5. TO BURN THE CRAP OUT OF PEOPLE.

I'm thinking of creating a brand new profile soon anyway.


I still can't fathom why a worm would need a t-shirt with sleeves, by the way.

I still can't fathom why a worm would need a t-shirt with sleeves, by the way.it doesn't :p

See, Flamethrowers burn the crap out of people. Napalm burns the crap out of people. Those pathetically-ranged gas-exausting flame "throwers" that're far too common in videogames* burn the crap out of people. A weapon that can only possibly burn someone if they've already been mortally injured, and only then if the weapon got stuck in the body, does not burn the crap out of people.


*see also, "shotguns"

See, Flamethrowers burn the crap out of people. Napalm burns the crap out of people. Those pathetically-ranged gas-exausting flame "throwers" that're far too common in videogames* burn the crap out of people. A weapon that can only possibly burn someone if they've already been mortally injured, and only then if the weapon got stuck in the body, does not burn the crap out of people.


*see also, "shotguns"you're only getting all uppity because flaming swords > empty arm sleeves. :p

Oh be quiet Plasma. Let his character wield a flaming sword if he wants one. I bet he only chose it because it looks badass. I'm sure he didn't spend time considering its effectiveness in a battle situation.

It's fantasy. There is no plausible way for a flaming sword such as that one to exist anyway .

Flaming swords do more damage than non-flaming swords. Remember that some enemies don't die from a single hit with a sword; if you burn them when you hit them you need to hit them less to kill them.

It's fantasy. There is no plausible way for a flaming sword such as that one to exist anyway .

I consider this a challenge.

It's fantasy. There is no plausible way for a flaming sword such as that one to exist anyway .
I shall one-up your statement and provide you with a flaming sword MADE OF BACON! (http://www.popsci.com/bacon)

Flaming swords do more damage than non-flaming swords.

Indeed, why do you think Will Turner ignited his sword when besieged by creepy fish-men.
He still got beaten anyway, but that's because his base stats were far too low.

Wouldn't the heat (at least partially)cauterize the wounds on the enemy tho?

Wouldn't the heat (at least partially)cauterize the wounds on the enemy tho?

Not before the extra fire damage got through.
Besides, you need a Sword of the Inferno to cauterise stuff.

Wouln't a flaming sword just melt?

That depends on the metal used and the fuel of the fire.

If you used thermite with a gold sword, for example, then yes, undoubtedly. If the sword is made of steel and the fire is fuelled by lighter fluid, no chance.

Wouln't a flaming sword just melt?not if it's made of MYTHRIL! :p

not if it's made of MYTHRIL! :p

Make it Wolfram and it will surely won't. Then again, you won't be able to lift it.

not if it's made of MYTHRIL! :p

Pah, Adamantium ***s Mithril.


I'm going to stop now.

Rune.
*snort*
Why not just have a hot sword?
Like a very sharp curling iron.

New member, new profile :D

NAME: _Axel
AGE: We asked him, he doesn't know...

BACKGROUND: In his childhood, _Axel - formerly known as Axel, Axel643 or Axel456 –'s parents bought him a computer, they didn’t know that would change his life… Instantanly, he addicted to the view of a screen, to see so much lightning pixels made him crazy and altered his child brain… This accident had many consequences on his destiny, but since his brain has burnt, he didn’t notice that. Because his parents hadn’t seen his little mental disorder, he grown up using computer all the day, making his brain cells regenerate when looking at a screen, making him thinking a little like a bot. Sometimes, his instinct said him to leave it, but the addiction was too much strong, so even when there was nothing to do, he could look to the screen hours and hours, thinking to nothing. He played online games, where he was offended of n00b or of minge. Cheating, spamming, offending, he never thought to play normally, because his bot logic didn’t know what was fun…

One day, because of spending lots of money on video games, _Axel ruined himself! He had to find a solution, then his brain switched on. But it wasn’t the right side of his mind; With his huge programming knowledge, he hacked many bank accounts, changed the homepage of the SNCF (French Train Society) into a big Christmas smiley, and illegally downloaded illegal stuff!!!

Another day, he bought a webcam to easily chat with his hacker friends, he saw a guy on the screen. He wondered who it was… He realized it was HIM! The shock was so violent he forgot his huge knowledge. Leaving the screen from his eyes, he discovered the real world…

Quite disgusted by what he's just seen, he came back behind his computer.
Actually, _Axel is learning programming and try to recover his knowledge, which he stupidly forgot.

PERSONNALITY: In some trouble times, _Axel can leave his chair, then he can look a bit absent, because his thought isn’t still completely reformed. But he starts to be able to have relations with people. His greater defect is he can’t stand near to a screen without looking it… When _Axel talk, his voice sound strange and he can sometimes say incomprehensibles sentences, like "sleepmode(8.00);" or "printf("Hi !\nHow are you ?");". Because he is socially misfit, he can stay days and days inside his home...

WEAPON OF CHOICE: The mouse, formerly known as the “death by aim and click”, is very useful and can cause important damages, like death.

LIKES: Play, learn, ask questions, sometimes hack…

DISLIKES: BSOD, being AFK, random bugs...

OTHER: His favourite food is crisps, when it's near enought to be caught and eaten.

APPEARENCE:
32607
_Axel, on his hopeless attempt to draw his sigworm

Did I made any grammar mistake ? :p

WEAPON OF CHOICE: The mouse, formerly known as the “death by aim and click”, is very useful and can cause important damages, like death.

Ahahaha. :D

He ilegally downloads illegal stuff!
DAHAHA! That is awesome.

he was offended of n00b or of minge...
I beg your pardon? D:

Well, with my poor english, some sentences can sound strange :o

printf("Hi !/nHow are you ?");
That should be:
printf("Hi !\nHow are you ?");

The escape character is \, not /

Oops, sorry my poor C syntax :p

Name: Black Ice

Background: He was at his home one day and his parents went out somewhere when a snow storm suddenly came in. The entrances to his home got blocked by snow. Looking for another way out he started digging. Eventually without any awareness of what time had past which could have been hours or days, he came above ground to find himself in a grassy field at night. There seemed to be no snow from the storm around. With his curiosity he went out and looked around. The field looked so nice in the moonlight and without paying attention where he was going he lost the location of the hole and couldn't find his way back. After being a few weeks of not having any sign of his parents, he changed his name. He didn't really care about his previous name so he changed his name to Black Ice in memory of losing his parents in the storm and the night he came out of the hole. A few years later after being a little experienced from being in the worms war he decided to make his own weapons for the next worms war that might happen. Since he loved weapons and being in the battlefield so much.

Personality: He is self learning about making weapons and changing his environment around him. He tries to improve weapons and make his own. He can make it rain wherever or whenever he wants. Don't ask how he controls weather he just does. Even though his name is Black Ice he prefers the warm weather rather than cold. He is cautious when choosing who is his friends. Get on his good side and you will be fine. One thing that questions him is that after land gets destroyed, and he comes back the next day it is back to the way it was.

Likes: He likes it when one of his projects actually gets completed. Some of his creations don't turn out well. His favorite food is known to be pasta. His black headband.

Dislikes: He doesn't like when other worms get jealous of him and tries to steal or interfere with his work. He also dislikes bullies, cheaters, and iced tea.

Weapon: One of the weapons he likes using is the Stoneator. It turns the targeted worm into a stone. This effect can be undone. Just change the mode on the gun to worm and shoot the stone worm and he/she shall change back. If you shoot a stone on stone mode or a worm on worm mode nothing will happen.

Appearance:
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/1615/darkice.png

what's this?! a new forum member?! and one with a decent character profile?! BLASPHEMY!

and speaking of blasphemy, you're stepping in on my black head-band territory. step off or die. (alternatively, you may want to give him a shirt or something. we've already got a million people in basic headbands)

Get on his good side and you will be fine.
I vote that to get him to trust you, you'll have to buy him beer.
Cold beer, because it's thematic, even if he DOES prefer warm beer.

Also, I agree with Aku. Maybe give him mittens? A snowflake picture on his headband? A giant thermometer as a handheld weapon? A weather vane sticking out of his head?
:p

EDIT: OH OH OH OH OH. Give him an umbrella. Please, PLEASE give him an umbrella.

EDIT: OH OH OH OH OH. Give him an umbrella. Please, PLEASE give him an umbrella.I second this suggestion for it is right. any other opinions will be forcibly altered.

If you shoot a stone on stone mode or a worm on worm mode nothing will happen.What if you shoot a stone on worm mode? COLD NO BRAIN WORM.

What if you shoot a stone on worm mode? COLD NO BRAIN WORM.It will make it into a worm statue.

Which snowflake do you guys prefer.
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/1250/snowflake.png

Why does he need a umbrella?

Extra info: his eyes where red at the beginning but I decided to change the color.

what's this?! a new forum member?!Actually I have been here for almost a year now.

Which snowflake do you guys prefer.
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/1250/snowflake.pngthe first one, IMO.

Why does he need a umbrella?he just needs SOMETHING to distinguish him from my sig. as it is, any old pictures of my character will be identical to your character.

which isn't to say you have to change your use of black headband, just give him some other characteristics. skin color, another article of clothing, a distinguishing mark on his body/face. anything. just something to set him apart from my character.

for instance, when I first joined I also just used a worm with a black headband. I later on added a karate Gi. over the years I've changed the shading of said gi everywhere from white to black, and recently I added in a cloak.

if you want to keep a simple character, you could consider a facial scar or tattoo or some hair or something. something more than just a headband.

Actually I have been here for almost a year now.oh hey, so you have. haven't seen you post before, though.

the first one, IMO. IMO = ?

he just needs SOMETHING to distinguish him from my sig. as it is, any old pictures of my character will be identical to your character.

which isn't to say you have to change your use of black headband, just give him some other characteristics. skin color, another article of clothing, a distinguishing mark on his body/face. anything. just something to set him apart from my character.Okay, I'll make him have a umbrella.

oh hey, so you have. haven't seen you post before, though.
I am usually in the worms 4 section sometimes worms 3d. I only have 24 post because I leave then come back when I play worms.


Choices now available with it on his headband.
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/2688/coolwormsnow.png

IMO = ? In My Opinion.

Okay, I'll make him have a umbrella.well that's not particularly necessary if you're giving him the snow-flake bandana you've got drawn there. especially if it's going to be blue.


Choices now available with it on his headband.
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/2688/coolwormsnow.pngyep. still prefer the first one.

well that's not particularly necessary if you're giving him the snow-flake bandana you've got drawn there. especially if it's going to be blue.I think I prefer him without the umbrella.


yep. still prefer the first one.
Okay that will be the snowflake look then. Thanks for your snowflake opinion. Which worm games do you have?
Oh and by the way you guys can call me Iceworm instead of Ice Worm if you want.

YES! Achievement unlocked: Umbrella-related persuasion!
EDIT: Or not. D'aw.
And about the headband design, the second one looks better, but I think the first one would be easier in general, especially when you want to draw him in a small size.

YES! Achievement unlocked: Umbrella-related
And about the headband design, the second one looks better, but I think the first one would be easier in general, especially when you want to draw him in a small size.I thought of the second one at first too. But then decided to go with what Akuryou said. Yes the first on would be easier to draw.

I support the idea of an umbrella.

I support the idea of an umbrella.What is with those spinning avatars I'm seeing.

What is with those spinning avatars I'm seeing.we pick random times to have an avatar fad. the spinning one was just too awesome to let die quickly.

for details, check out the avatar absurdity subsection of online orgy.

we pick random times to have an avatar fad. the spinning one was just too awesome to let die quickly.

for details, check out the avatar absurdity subsection of online orgy.
Okay thanks

I'm just too lazy to change mine back.

If you don't recall, the one I had before was from Christmas two years ago.

1) http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/339/b/9/Worm_damned_avatar_by_dbuhos.png Just a pixel art I did as avatar/character image.I will make a more detailed picture soon though.

2. Background - "Burn,burn,buuuurnnn in hell !"
Dbuhos was born in the small country named Romania, in the big city called Bistrita.
He lived in a small borrow under a local workshop, the borrow was infected by huge worm-eating bugs, the life was hard down there.His family leaved far away at a farm where they had a peaceful and calm life...when..their son lived in a hell hole...

In a normal night, when Dbuhos wandered around whit his wood staff to search food, he found a huge, glowing bottle,the writing on the bottle says "Tonic water".
Of course he knew what Tonic water is, but the tonic water glow only in ultraviolet lights,and this one glowed RED in a normal night...
"ARGH,need to take this little bottle home..." he though while poking the glowing bottle whit his staff...

WHEN ABRUPTLY the bottle cap felt off letting the demonic red water pour on Dbuhos...few minutes passed and Dbuhos woke up in a unimaginable pain, his skin was cracking, glowing red...After a few hours he felt no pain anymore.
Dbuhos found his staff and drank a bit of demonic water water.The staff itself was also affected by the demonic water, the staff grew a skull on the top, and blood was dripping from the bottom.

From now on, Dbuhos' life was not a survival game, no more playing around.He had to get his revenge from the damned worm killers...


3. Personality - Dbuhos is a calm "little" worm who just chills out in the most dangerous situations, if he doesn't want to do something he just doesn't do it.He is very ironic and sarcastic.As his a dark sider he dedicates his life to chaos and disorder fighting the "holy" good worms.One of his favorite killing methods is choking, manually or white smoke.
He uses vulgar words most of the time when his angry.
His very very short tempered.

4. Weapon of choice - Demonic staff as seen at the top of this post, molotov cocktails , small M9 Beretta.

5. Likes - Irony,Coca Cola,Make fun of other worms & be a total annoying person.

6. Dislikes - Stupid people,"Better" worms,peace.

7. Side - Dark side

8. Others:

Favorite lines "Yes,and what does that have to do whit me ?" - "Do you want fries whit it ?" - "Blah blah blah,do it already."

Favorite food : Spaghetti whit some hot sauce, sausages and salami.

Favorite drink : Tonic water and grape juice.

Favorite kill methods : Choking , Cracking skin , Molotov to head , Put molotov in the mouth of the enemy and let it burn.

Tonic water, what the hell. :p
Dunno, I like your profile, it's weird and original.

I know it's a bit weird, my mother language isn't english so I may have grammar mistakes.Escuse me for that ;3

But in chase you want to read about tonic water...HERE (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonic_water)you go (wiki page)

One common grammer mistake I noticed is whit instead of with.

That's not grammar, that's spelling.

Plus he spelled it, "grammer." It's a double.

Woops, why did I say grammar? I meant spelling.

Lord Dexter

Background Story:
Despite what his name may imply, Dexter is not of noble descent, or even English. He is just a middle class worm from New Zealand who happened to win £6,587,234.19 in the Lotto one day. He then bought himself an expensive suit, white gloves, a gold and ruby tipped cane, a top-hat, and a monocle and started calling himself Lord Dexter and speaking with a fake upper-class English accent. He also used some of this money to take courses in other languages, learning German and Italian. However, one day he was involved in a bad car crash. He survived, and his bodily injuries eventually healed, but part of his brain was damaged.

The worm now:
As a result of his brain injury, he sounds retarded when speaking English. However, he can still communicate exceptionally clearly in both German and Italian. He has slightly above average intelligence, but claims to be a super genius. He is fairly proficient in the art of self-defense, using mostly his cane, but also occasionally an old-fashioned revolver, or a sabre, to defend himself. He does not seem to have much common sense. Another result of his brain injury is that he has OCD, and is obsessed with even numbers. He will also refuse to respond if someone fails to call him Lord Dexter. He will occasionally smoke expensive cigars, which he lights with a $100 note.

Prized possessions: Top-hat, gold-and-ruby-tipped cane, golden jewel-encrusted revolver that shoots golden jewel-tipped bullets, golden hilted sabre.

Likes: Pretending to be a high-class worm, spending ridiculous amounts of money for no good reason, showing off his wealth, smoking cigars.
Dislikes: People pointing out that he is not a high-class worm, being mugged, people making fun of his English, people failing to address him as Lord Dexter, having his hat knocked off.

Abilities: He has the ability to speak in several languages, including German and Italian, as well as a fair amount of skill in fencing and shooting. He will occasionally notice something not obvious to others, and will point it out in such a way as to make others feel inferior (this, however, does not work when he is speaking English).

Picture:
http://i50.tinypic.com/1zyy0kn.pnghttp://i49.tinypic.com/vpvss5.pnghttp://i49.tinypic.com/2a0l1ft.png

Background: Known as Esbern to his friends and Essy to his foes. Where Esbern was born is uknown, but he was found lost up in the mountains of Himmalaya. He was found and raised, but his "Guardian" died a few years later in the second worm war.

So Esbern was on his own again. He made use of what he had learned from his guardian and went out and built a shack and building weapons with anything he could find.

One day he came across a military base. By living in the wilderness he had learned to become silent and deadly, and thus, it was easy for him to sneak into the military base. After a week the whole military base went extinct. He now had the military base for himself and only let in other left-behind worms like himself.
In This military base he found a dimensional portal, which was probably an experiment. Esbern used this machine to gather the greatest worms ever known for his crew.

Personality: Esbern has two personalities. Esbern - the one known by his friends - is strategic and only uses the weapons he knows is right in the situation. He is kind to those who are kind to him, and deadly to those who appose him.

And then we have Essy (see avatar) - The one known by his enemies. When the time is needed, Esbern can go crazy and become "Essy". Essy is a madworm who uses the largest and craziest weapons of mass destruction to take out a army of foes. Even though he's crazy in his choice of weapons, he always knows how to use them without killing himself.


When Esbern kills, he is silent and gets away unnoticed. When Essy kills, no one is spared and everyone knows about it.

Weapons of Choice: Esbern: Uses his bare hands and his trust worthy ninja rope for moving around silently. Or any other weapon that is right for his situation he is in.

Essy: Nuclear Test, Armageddon, Concrete Donkey etc...

Arch Enemy: His greatest enemy is Mr.X. A mad scientist who controls a huge worm army and tries to conquer the world with his 6 unstoppable robot-worms (X-1, X-2, X-3 etc.). The military base that Esbern took out, was one of Mr.X's so now Mr.X is wants Esbern dead.
One time, he sent an army of 5.000 worms after his old military base. All he got back was a cracked helmet with the marking: "... And stay out."

oh... and he has black eyes

Background: Magnum was found on a cliff on Mount everest,in heavy clothing. He was adopted by a climber,which lost his life in the second worm war. After his fathers death, he went to an orphanage and stayed there, until it was bombed by the German wehrmacht when he was 12 years old. Now again on his own. But some years later he found a military base where he was kindly helped by Esbern and his crew. They became fast friends and are always together on missions against Mr.X.

Personality: Magnum is friendly with others who are against Mr.X but against those who work for him. he can be mad sometimes times when people say he aims horribly (which is NOT true... he can hit a crab on the coast of Melbourne from a window in Paris).

Weapons of Choice: For Magnum it's either one shot, one kill, or 100 shots, 100 kills. His choice of weapons is snipers and machine guns

Likes: Games Made by Valve, Pizza, Cola, Spending time at the local shooting range

Dislikes: Germans,Red Bull, Dr.X, whenever he has to reload when at a mission

Hobbies: His daily hobbies are playing day of defeat on Anzio,where he ***s everyone from a tower and they never get time to shoot back.
He also likes walking around when it's not stormy.
And he collects foot-stamps...

Name: gdfsgdfg/ShadowKnight/Shadow
Age: 13

Weapons: Minigun/RocketLaunchers/Swords with Energy

Likes: Being the king of the world MWHAHAHAH :cool:

Dislikes: School Sucks :mad:

Profile:http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk240/agent_46/untitled-1.jpg

Name: gdfsgdfg/ShadowKnight/Shadow
Age: 13

Weapons: Minigun/RocketLaunchers/Swords with Energy

Likes: Being the king of the world MWHAHAHAH :cool:

Dislikes: School Sucks :mad:

Profile:http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk240/agent_46/untitled-1.jpg:cool: you are the best person EVER.

Name: D_Wormkiller, known as Italian Cowboy (or Daniele Callegari)

Location: Italy, somewhere in North

Age: 21...demonstrating less in all senses! XD

Background: After years of experience in the world of Desperation and Destruction of Worms (2D), D_Wormkiller decided to move into the new World of Worms in the end of 2007. As a noob, he started a career that soon brought him to be the leader of one of the most powerful clans in that game. Beginning from the lowest level, he grew up and learnt everything he could from the others, without asking and just imitating them...the best way to learn is to watch and reproduce. Learnt the art of being a completely idiot, he taught other people to be idiot like him, but they could demonstrate a little bit of sanity. Eh yeah, while the members of his clan were good and strong, D_Wormkiller was a crazy mad boy beloved for his insanity, good behaviour and simpathy (when? I don't know!)
One success after another until he decided to leave the clan to the future generation in a game so far destroyed by bore, russian immature gays, beginners without respect and of course, clans living a day and dying the day after.
Rumors circulating say that he's coming back on April, in the new Worms with a renewed clan and with some strange idea that could afford a revolution for all the community, not only the italian one.

Favourites: Worms games, Call of Duty Modern Warfare (not the 2), Reading Comics, Interested in History subject, Writing sometimes, Creating and giving on with fantasy and originality.

Dislikes: Hammer Noobers, Cowards, Quitters, Dishonests, Liers and people that use cheats because they can't win.

Weapons in white list: Ninja rope, Bazooka, Grenade, Dynamite, Girder (for pro roping), Colt C5 (personal Team Weapon) and Shotgun.

Weapons in black list: Alien Abduction, Mines (Worms 4 Only), Tail Nail.

Avatar (giant version):

http://i50.tinypic.com/29y1awx.jpg

Cool... you used the cowboy hat from Worms4 for your picture, very well done ;)
For some reason your picture occurs to be so known to me...

Edit: I found it! Had you been inspired by this while you created your pic? :p
http://wormsarmageddon.team17.com/main.html?page=mult&area=artw&artwlrg=5

For some reason your picture occurs to be so known to me...it's just a few bits of official art tossed together poorly, that's why :p

Hope there's place for my "brand new" worm as well.

Name: Bogie Bee
Age: 28 years (as converted to human years)
Gender: unavailable, but considers himself male
Occupation: secret agent; intelligence and espionage

Portrait:
http://i1023.photobucket.com/albums/af358/Mr_Cb14/007.png
Fig. 1. Bogie Bee at the age of 26.

Biography: Born and raised by former employees of MJ13 government intelligence bureau. At the age of 16 was introduced to MJ13 council and shortly afterwards approved for training and service. Completed 1-year training program, receiving all the excellent marks except for "fairly good" in worm-to-worm interaction (by means other that firearms and CQC). Little is known about further career, except for several indications of him taking part in various missions around the Northern Hemisphere. When he reached 19, his parents resigned from service and now live undercover somewhere in Worssia. His current mission success rating is around 80-85%.

Personality: Mysterious and cautious. Known to exist in two states: passive-active and active, 80% and 20% of overall lifetime, respectively. :D Due to extensive psychological training, he is able to hide emotions effectively, bypass most lie detectors and at the same time can behave just like any other regular worm. And is capable of mimicking others' behaviour, too. Favourite facial expression - see Fig. 1 (*eye positions may vary).
Although it should be noted that previously he was being described as a friendly and open-minded worm. It is safe to assume that this part of him may still be lurking inside.
Also, he has a strange habit: whenever his hands are empty of anything else, he is wielding his Beretta.

Favourite weapon: Beretta XM85 .45 ACP semi-automatic pistol with silencer and laser targeting module. Prefers hollow-point and incendiary ammunition. Other favourite firearms - SEDR (Sheep-like Explosives Delivery Robot) and The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch (prefers to call it "Looya").

Likes: his colleagues, bourbon whiskey (neither shaken, nor stirred :)), swinging on a ninja rope, flying on a jetpack.

Dislikes: his enemies, gambling, fans and all kinds of airstrikes (because they make him run for cover).

Additional info:
Music interests: instrumental music (usually jazz).
Sometimes is heard whispering: "Did I break your heart? Sorry, was aiming for the head."
Favourite dish: Pizza Diabola, sand cakes.


Man, that's a whole lot of cliches. I wonder if there is any other similar character?

(Edited on 9/04/2010 [Personality])

...and also another reference to Boggy, lol

I thought It might be time to add a sigworm as well, so here we go...

Jack Bloodshed (also called Jungle Jack, real name: Jack O'Binn)

(Not very important) background

Jack grew up as a normal worm who lost his parents with the age of 4 when worms made war on each other in 1995. A few months later his home town was invested by some hostile troops and had to be evacuated. Unfortunately, the getaway plane got pelt with "the soft fruit of doom" as it flew across a jungle. Jack was, frightened to death due to the circumstances, hiding weeping in the plane toilet which got peeled off and landed in a tree. While the rest of the plane was blown to bits and scattered across the treetops, the loo came through the bombing unscathed.
Being the lone survivor, Jack had to fight his way through the jungle on his own until in 1997 some refugees found and took him to a friendly nation. While his time being surrounded by wild-life and worms with savage moods, his knife his father gave him as a present when he was born was quite a handy and vital tool.
He decided to join a war academy and won a lot of friends. Together they created a team which might have went down in history during the whole war. More or less, at least. However from there on he started a career as a captain of a very powerful team set off to many enormous battles.

Personality

Like every normal worm, Jack loves to struggle and to shoot away. As soon as Jack gets the opportunity he will try to send his foes to meet their maker. In spite of he's slightly infantile, he's certainly a serious worm, as well as he respects the mighty Donkey although he's rather anti-religious. In addition, he is very optimistic and will never give up, even if it's quite sure the battle is lost. Jack likes the mysterious and destructive power of all weapons existing, although he is always a bit wary of it.

Prefered Weapons

Jack doesn't really have a weapon of choice since he always likes new additions to his arsenal and the strategical use of weapons. He never leaves home without his green camouflage helmet (remembering him of his time he spent in the jungle) and his beloved knife. Since he grew up and the knife wasn't thought for adult's hands, Jack had to buy a new one. Underlining his childish behaviour he still acts as if it was his old one, called "Deth" for no plausible reasons.

Likes: Destructive weapons, Deth, his dependable team, liquorice (yummy!), water (drowning, the best way to kill your foes)

Dislikes: His arch-enemies, the fact nobody really knows why and how all this mayhem started, water (if used against himself. He never learned to swim. Just like everybody else. Morons.)

Weakness: Though he usually knows what to do in specific situations, he tends to do his actions rash or even in ridiculous, idiotic ways. Owing to his naivety and slight ignorance, he sometimes even totally underestimates dangers and hostile armies which generally doesn't agree with him at all.

Just for the hell of it, here's also a pic of what he looks like:
http://i597.photobucket.com/albums/tt52/Thurbo1/Bild-082.jpg?t=1270557934

Adding some old MsPaint pics as well...
http://i597.photobucket.com/albums/tt52/Thurbo1/JackBloodshedSigworm.jpg?t=1270569937

http://i597.photobucket.com/albums/tt52/Thurbo1/JackBloodshedForum.png?t=1284688740
http://i597.photobucket.com/albums/tt52/Thurbo1/JackBloodshedWR.png?t=1284688811http://i597.photobucket.com/albums/tt52/Thurbo1/JackBloodshedW4-1.png?t=1284748294

Name: gdfsgdfg/ShadowKnight/Shadow
Age: 13

Weapons: Minigun/RocketLaunchers/Swords with Energy

Likes: Being the king of the world MWHAHAHAH :cool:

Dislikes: School Sucks :mad:

Profile:http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk240/agent_46/untitled-1.jpg
Wow sir you are incredibly awesome :cool:

The Flying Drunkman (aka Blackbeard the 36th)

Picture:
http://i45.tinypic.com/2wrn81d.png

Backstory:
The reason for his second alias is obvious, but the reason for his first is less so. He is called the Flying Drunkman for several reasons: 1. He is a pirate with a flying ship. 2. He has invented a method of distilling liquor that allows him to somehow make it 300% alcohol and -200% water. 3. He is nearly always drinking this alcoholic beverage (that he just calls "grog") and is therefore nearly always drunk. He is a vampire as well as a pirate. His crew is made up entirely of the ghosts of people he has killed in the past, who are now dressed in pirate clothes. His problems started when he tried to board a cruise ship on which Lord Dexter was vacationing...

Now:
Despite nearly always being drunk, he is an effective and fearsome fighter, and is not to be equaled in cutlassmanship. He also has fairly good aim with a pistol, which somehow seems to get better as he gets drunker. Occasionally, he will take a mouthful of grog, light a match, and use it to breathe fire at his enemies. When he is not drunk he is very depressed, but when he is, he is cruelly merry and jolly, except when fighting.

Favourite Phrases:"Aarrr!","Shivar me timbarrs!" "How the @#$% are ya, matey?"

Likes: Fighting, randomly being cruel to his crew, playing Worms: Armageddon - New Edition, drinking grog, downloading cracked copies of his favourite games
Dislikes: Being sober, people refusing to help him with problems he has with W:A - New Edition, being wounded, the possibility of getting scurvy

Favourite Possessions: His cutlass, his bottle of grog, a burned copy of W:A - New Edition.

a burned copy of W:A - New Edition.

Isn't the ''New Edition'', a pirated version?

Isn't the ''New Edition'', a pirated version?http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129185259531171734.jpg

Well it features no cd

Well it features no cd

http://i597.photobucket.com/albums/tt52/Thurbo1/Facepalm.jpg?t=1275130724

http://i597.photobucket.com/albums/tt52/Thurbo1/Facepalm.jpg?t=1275130724um.....what?

Sorry. I just wanted to say it was simply too much for the facepalm.

name: Jelly Worm
age: unknown
birth place: a laboratory
likes: eating
dislikes: nothing realy. except google
description: he was created at a laboratory where few scientists were suppose to created a nuclear powered jelly to put on a bread with peanut butter but something went wrong and stuff and jelly worm was created. jelly worm is realy dumb he doesn't have any organs or blood so he is only jelly and he eats everything
heres a picture
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Heya guys ! :)
I'm new and french (muahaha), so I could make some mistakes...

Anyways, say hello to my character !

NAME: V@l
AGE : 12
BACKGROUND : He's a GMO. That's the explanation for his green eyes, and his abnormally long blond hairs. He don't have eyebrows.
PERSONALITY : He's a psychopath. he dreams of blood and guts flying everywhere. He's a dangerous guy.
WEAPONS : Powerful weapons, like HHG, or Armageddon.
likes : Win battles, Watching The Simpsons, drawing
dislikes : Lose battles, watching Futurama, homeworks
APPEARANCE
http://pixupload.free.fr/upload/8cem50_val.png