Well, look at this, another bandwagon to jump onto. I'm mainly doing this to start up drawing worms again, but I'm interested in the style of art.

Let's start this off.
http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/6184/mpa1hc2.png

You wake up slightly confused, but not surprised, in a room where the furniture seems to float about 4 inches off of the ground. That's just an illusion. DOn't mind it. To your left as a Canon InnovaBook 360CD. It runs windows 95, and currently has the game BLOOD inside it.

Upgrade that computer to something newer. Then play Minesweeper.
Then break reality.

Hurray, another one of these path choosing things! looks like there's a new fad around here.....

> Jump on the sofa and relax.

Try and get DOOM to see if you can play it.

Firstly, take out that long pole that's apparently caught in your hair. Then investigate what that smiling thing on top of the box is.

> Fall off of bandwagon.

Try and get DOOM to see if you can play it.

To your surprise, the disk in the IBCD seems to be a MIX TAPE. It's got a copy of BLOOD, DOOM, and DUKE NUKEM all installed to the same disk. In Dos, you boot up the disk.

run d:\gamemixtape\DOOM\DOOM.exe

Syntax Error

Confused, you search the contents of the folder.
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/3569/mpa2ayx1.png
"DoomSpan, eh? Perhaps that's what I'm looking for."
Your obvious lack of understanding about computers shows, and you double click the file.

The computer starts changing.
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/2825/mpa2bc6.png
You now have the DOOM SPANNY. It is the fattest and most rugged of all the SPANNY models, and only fits LARGE BOLTS.

Toss away the Spanny. It's too large to be carrying around and there's no large nuts to be adjusted around here.

Take the spanny. Then get a wise-cracking robot friend who seems to oddly be a hit with the ladies. Get some ridiculous weapons and start some non-stop shooting and platforming action. Grow some big ears and fur while your at it too. Oh, and visit different planets.

Then get your ass sued by Insomniac.

I don't remember Clank being wise-cracking.

Then again, I've only played the first game. Maybe he's changed since then.

> bang self violently in head with wrench, hopefully drifting into a subconscious realm with easier-to-discern furniture and better computers

Then again, I've only played the first game. Maybe he's changed since then.

He's changed... :(

> Go outside of the house and whack a lot of good citizens over the head with the spanner. Hard.

turn it back into a pc.

get a virus afterwards.

> bang self violently in head with wrench, hopefully drifting into a subconscious realm with easier-to-discern furniture and better computers

You hit yourself repeatedly in the head with the spanner. Perhaps now you're just delirious enough to listen to the following suggestion.

Toss away the Spanny. It's too large to be carrying around and there's no large nuts to be adjusted around here.

You hit the large 'BOOM' button on the side of Spanny. Still flat-headed and wide-eyed, you notice what is directly in front of you.

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/9025/mpa3tw7.png
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/1449/mpa3aaq4.png

Oh, look at that. It seems to be a DOOR. The DOOR has a LARGE BOLT on it. You frantically look for your spanny, but it was too busy being exploded in a badly drawn 'bang' during the previous panel. Nice going, numbnuts.

Use teeth to turn the bolt.

Use teeth to turn the bolt.Seconded, that's what I was gonna say.

Use teeth to turn the bolt.

Thirded, I was thinking of that too.

um...Jump out a window.

>Look for your glasses.

>Realise your jacket is missing, then make a reference to three other CYOAs to join an awesome crossover and confuse people.

PLEASE NO!These crossover's are getting out of hand!

Use teeth to turn the bolt.
You notice this is an extremely stupid idea a little too late. It seems you've already lost some teeth in the process of biting the bolt to death.

Upon opening a door, you find a fairly confused worm in the process of flushing what looks like a toilet.

Something about it makes you stop caring about things.
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4029/mpa4kw6.png


>_

Oooooh, another crossover.....

> Go into the toilet and get some toilet paper to wipe your mouth with.

AHAH, awesomes!
>Put teeth in inventory. No wait...
>Make inventory, then store teeth.

UGH!!

CLOSE DOOR BEFORE ANOTHER CROSSOVER HAPPENS.

Seriously.It was funny when 1 person did it,(metal alex)but now it's getting annoying.

> close the thread in hopes that no more cross-overs can be considered...

i agree with aku.

> close the thread in hopes that no more cross-overs can be considered...

What crossover?
http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/223/mpa5qs4.png

it's andrewtalors thread.

No, it was a curiously placed poster.

Doy.

>Find another way out.


>Preferrably downwards. There's just a white void there, apparently.

AHAH, awesomes!
>Put teeth in inventory. No wait...
>Make inventory, then store teeth.

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/6034/mpainvpw1.png
You place the teeth in your inventory.
Your inventory now includes:

(1)Teeth, (2)Half Jaffa Cakes

No, it was a curiously placed poster.

Doy.


...Oh really?



http://forum.team17.co.uk/attachment.php?attachmentid=32100&d=1227450698

> Eat the jaffa cakes!

Thats what they are made for after all.

<Andrewtaylors hilarious comic>

Shadowman knew it was Andrewtaylors thread.

i know.but i'm trying to annoy him.

>Eat teeth, hope to have the jaffa cakes reimplanted soon.

i know.but i'm trying to annoy him.

Don't.

I'm getting convinced that Minute55 goes out of his way to make bad posts!

Seriously, I'm having trouble of a single productive post he's made so far!

Ironic. He said these crossovers are annoying but he's trying to annoy people.

>Store poster in inventory and try to smash brick wall. unless it's another poster.

> Replace missing teeth with Jaffa Cake halves. A la de Candycorn Vampire from the Problem Sleuth series on www.mspaintadventures.com!

>Pick up the pumpkin.

>inspect unaddressed green, ribbed object

>Put nut and bolt in inventory, you might need those

Close door.PLEASE!NO CROSSOVERS!

Close door.PLEASE!NO CROSSOVERS!

Its already being closed.....

>Pick up the pumpkin.

I see what you did there.

I don't think there are any Pumpkins here.

Especially not any SCHEMA PUMPKINS either.

ribbed object

I think that's the bolt.

I think that's the bolt.Yeah, I think you're right. Just seemed to have an odd tint to it, so I didn't recognize it right away.

Hmm, it is pretty big...

>take bolt for use as heavy bludgeoning weapon

>take bolt for use as heavy bludgeoning weapon

You pick up the bolt.

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/6803/mpa6fb7.png
You now have the RICKETY SPANNY.

It's best against RUSTY BOLTS.

Just to be sure, you put the POSTER in your INVENTORY.

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/1495/oodle.png (http://img216.imageshack.us/i/oodle.png/)
The POSTER disintegrated!
>_

>Eat the Jaffa Cakes. It feels like its been about 9 months since you last had any food!

> Eat the jaffa cakes in a greedy manner

>Eat the Jaffa Cakes. It feels like its been about 9 months since you last had any food!>realize you've given birth to a starvation-baby.

> literally have sex with the computer

http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/7997/erm.png (http://img124.imageshack.us/i/erm.png/)
You eat the Jaffa Cakes. Due to your previous inflation-tool esque starvation, the jaffa cakes only distend your stomach a little. Your weight stat increases, but your quality stat drops dramatically.

>_

>Vomit up Jaffa cakes, then use them with teeth to get Rusty Enamel Bolts of Cavity!