I was searching the stickies one day, when I found this in thread by Squirminator2k entitled: "Welcome to the team17 forum!".

#2 Think before you click "Submit"
Honestly. Read what you've written before you click that button. Some posters at the moment coughsplutterCJHhackwheeze seem to just be typing the first thing that pops into their head and clicking "Submit".

Typicaly, I find this annoying. I have learned from my "mistakes" [Though I don't regret them because I learned from them] and become a better person. I belive something should be done about this. maybe I'll make a poll or something.

I think you shouldn't get worked up about such a small thing as an insult. Since that isn't in the poll, I voted that it fits you well.

Does this really deserve it's own thread?

I think you shouldn't get worked up about such a small thing as an insult. Since that isn't in the poll, I voted that it fits you well.

I am not worked up about it. I am "Slightly annoyed." Nothing has to be done, It just should. I am not angry about your poll descion. I respect it.

I wonder If anyone else is just here to point and laugh...:(

So, you made a thread about this minor thing.
Oh, the irony.

It's just outdated. You have stopped posting before thinking now, but you should've PMed Squirminator (or, if the thread was locked, a moderator) and ask him (or them) to change it instead of making a thread about it.

It's just outdated. You have stopped posting before thinking now, but you should've PMed Squirminator (or, if the thread was locked, a moderator) and ask him (or them) to change it instead of making a thread about it.

Oh dear. I am dreadfully sorry. I just thought Squirminator/mod wouldn't listen, so I had to make a big enough noise to get anyone to do anything, however, I can't just backseat mod, so I decided to do this.

Suggestions for any replacements then? :p

Requirements: It must be someone who no longer visits, ideally banned. Anyone suggesting active members will be infracted for "Insulting other members", which is a 4-pointer.

Suggestions for any replacements then? :p

Requirements: It must be someone who no longer visits, ideally banned. Anyone suggesting active members will be infracted for "Insulting other members", which is a 4-pointer.

I'm going to shut up now.

Will put a temporary "placeholder" in there for now until we can come up with a better name. Not really fair keeping your name in there, CJH as you have cleaned your act up a lot.

Will put a temporary "placeholder" in there for now until we can come up with a better name. Not really fair keeping your name in there, CJH as you have cleaned your act up a lot.

Thank you. [Adds to small friends list] :)

The place holder appears to be "Brainless new member." I can hang with this.

I belive asking to close a thread is considered backseat modding, so I'm just going to sit back and relax.

T_Magdi (http://forum.team17.co.uk/member.php?u=24806) (banned), or EP_Guy (http://forum.team17.co.uk/member.php?u=26318) (Watched and left), or possibly Fwd. Adm. (http://forum.team17.co.uk/member.php?u=18768) (banned, av still ironically stuck on invincible)

I find the original version of the guide a bit contradictory. Don't you?

The original version? Where?

Suggestions for any replacements then? :p

Requirements: It must be someone who no longer visits, ideally banned. Anyone suggesting active members will be infracted for "Insulting other members", which is a 4-pointer.

He'll probably put me there now......

Suggestions for any replacements then? :p

thomasp
Requirements: It must be someone who no longer visits, ideally banned. Anyone suggesting active members will be infracted for "Insulting other members", which is a 4-pointer.
Oh.
Then, Shadowmoon, Plasma, McMaster, MtlAngelus, Hak.

OH RIGHT, HAK!
We have a winner!

3 of those people on your list, Plasma, McMaster and Hak don't deserve to be there.

Hak was a pretty nice funny dude.

Suggestions for any replacements then? :p

Requirements: It must be someone who no longer visits, ideally banned. Anyone suggesting active members will be infracted for "Insulting other members", which is a 4-pointer.

Just make something up.

3 of those people on your list, Plasma, McMaster and Hak don't deserve to be there.

Hak was a pretty nice funny dude.
So you do belong in there? Awesome.

Hak is not nice, he's probably the lamest looser in the entire interwebs to have ever existed. I can't imagine anything worse than that.

So you do belong in there? Awesome.

Hak is not nice, he's probably the lamest looser in the entire interwebs to have ever existed. I can't imagine anything worse than that.

Actually he's very nice and funny. At least thats what i think.

Do i belong in there? hmmmmm.....

Do i belong in there? hmmmmm.....

You are yelling that with a megaphone everytime you post. I suggest it does get changed to your name :p

You are yelling that with a megaphone everytime you post. I suggest it does get changed to your name :p

I care bugger all if it does.

Because frankly, i don't care about what people think now. So yeah call me lame, whatever. Display it on your MSN's, just go crazy!

Because frankly, i don't care about what people think now.
That's the spirit which will get you through life, boy!
Don't let people shove you around!
*patontheshoulder*

That's the spirit which will get you through life, boy!
Don't let people shove you around!
*patontheshoulder*

Thank you very much!

YOU'RE LAME
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btw i new bonz was been sarcastic.

i only mean people here.

He'll probably put me there now......

You're not banned, so no.

thomasp

Hot dog, we have a weiner! (For the benefit of those who don't have a TV, that was from the simpsons)

*Bans MtlAngelus for his suggestion*


OH RIGHT, HAK!
We have a winner!
I actually thought that when I read all the 40-odd deleted posts in that thread, most were of Hak's rantings.
now close the thread...

tal05 - please read said sticky thread. It clearly states don't backseat moderate :p Someone doesn't read the stickies, do they?

*Walks off, tutting*

You know, I for one would never have known that affront on your posting skills existed if you hadn't made a whole thread to point it out to me.

Replace with "Matt Kelly" and jump on the "lets google bomb matt kelly for fun" bandwagon.

I wasn't a suggestion o_O woot!

/me feels accepted at last :)

Put The Great Noob.

Put The Great Noob.

Why should they put that?

How about just replace the whole sentance with this:

#2 Think before you click "Submit"
Honestly. Read what you've written before you click that button. Some posters at the moment just seem to be typing the first thing that pops into they're tiny little heads. It isn't insane to heisitate.

this is a bit much for something that minor, but I talk too much anyway so I'll throw my 2 cents in.

thomasp

Oh.
Then, Shadowmoon, Plasma, McMaster, MtlAngelus, Hak.

OH RIGHT, HAK!
We have a winner!HAK! SECONDED! he's by FAR the most irritatingly retarded among the people who are banned and such. Fwd. Adm. would be my choice instead, but Hak fits with the comments posted by S2K in that thread.

btw i new bonz was been sarcastic.

i only mean people here.bonz wasn't being sarcastic...

I nominate myself.

I nominate myself.

I Concour. Blame Plasma. :)

Is nobody else going to nominate T_Magdi or EP_Guy?

Is nobody else going to nominate T_Magdi or EP_Guy?

Alright, lets nominate T_Magdi and EP_Guy. ;)

Surely we could sneak a T17 forum meme in there? slorg ownar or suchlike. Its not like anyone reading that will even know who is mentioned...

I nominate myself.

I nominate you too.

Honestly, I'm wondering why we're going through such an effort to come up with a member when nobody's ever going to care in the slightest. CJH was apparently the first to really notice that, even though it's been up for god knows how long.

Why should they put that?

How about just replace the whole sentance with this:

Go read Gardy's comic then.

Go read Gardy's comic then.

Who the [BLEEP!] is "Gardy"? And why in the world is there a comic?

Gardy Looo is a forumer.
There is a comic because he made one.

Thats funny you say that Aku...... on team17.tk hak said you were one of his buddies.......

Now what did we learn about listening to Hak?

Now what did we learn about listening to Hak?

Who is this Hak you guys keep talkin' about?:confused:

Thats funny you say that Aku...... on team17.tk hak said you were one of his buddies.......
List of things Hak has said (paraphrasing):

-"Al Lowe is a best buddy of mine"
-"My sunglasses are worth more than your computer" (My computer is worth $2000, btw)
-"I got my (really expensive)sunglasses from my sponsor"
-"I'm a DJ"
-"I'm a famous hacker from the 90's, I'm well know in the hacking underworld"
-"I have friends"
-"I make a lot of money"
-[insert everything else Hak has said here]

Now, things Hak has said that are TRUE:

[empty]

...

Exactly.

Actually, the he's a DJ part is true. I heard one of his songs.....

Actually, the he's a DJ part is true. I heard one of his songs.....
No, he's a DJ wannabe. His song was probably some pos cooked in fruity loops in +/-2 minutes, or somebody else's creation he stole.

HaK is, I think, the perfect name to replace CJH's with. CJH isn't exactly a Perfect Poster at the moment but he's cleaned his act up considerably and I now feel largely indifferent towards him, as opposed to the irrational hatred I used to harbour.

Thats funny you say that Aku...... on team17.tk hak said you were one of his buddies.......he.....hehe....ha....offt.......*sni cker*.....HAHAHAAAAA!!!

that TRULY is an awesome thing to know. :D

HaK is, I think, the perfect name to replace CJH's with. CJH isn't exactly a Perfect Poster at the moment but he's cleaned his act up considerably and I now feel largely indifferent towards him, as opposed to the irrational hatred I used to harbour.

In the words of the classic Worms: Oi, Nutter!:mad::mad::mad:

You wouldn't be so perfect if your genes had been massively screwed with over the years!:mad:

I love how you've taken what I've said about you (that you've improved since you first joined) and chosen to focus on the one potentially "negative" thing in the entire post - that you aren't a "Perfect Poster". You're not, and posts like this one only serve to highlight that.

You've grown and improved. Not much, but you've made a start. You're doing better than people such as, oh, let's say... Shadowmoan.

You've grown and improved. Not much, but you've made a start. You're doing better than people such as, oh, let's say... Shadowmoan.

Is there anyone doing WORSE at the moment? I feel... fear...

You're doing better than people such as, oh, let's say... Shadowmoan.

I'm trying to stop been an idiot now.

I don't see why this thread should stay open. The problem has been resolved now.

I'm trying to stop been an idiot now.
I'm so glad to hear that. Y'know, maybe you are capable of change. Maybe you are able to improve as a community member, as a forum poster, as a person. I have a good feeling about you, Shadsy.

I don't see why this thread should stay open. The problem has been resolved now.
You couldn't even last one post, could you? My hopes have been dashed. Nice going, Veronica.

I'm so glad to hear that. Y'know, maybe you are capable of change. Maybe you are able to improve as a community member, as a forum poster, as a person. I have a good feeling about you, Shadsy.


You couldn't even last one post, could you? My hopes have been dashed. Nice going, Veronica.

Who's Veronica?:-/

Why are you saying only focusing on the bad things he said instead of accepting that he has improved, rather than being sarcastic [You are being sarcastic right? Because I don't know for sure, if not, sorry.] and making fun of him? Shadowmoon is okay, but then I suppose everyone on this forum can be classified as "Okay". Maybe It is better to be a friend, Instead of an enemy, and besides, what could shadowmoon have possibly done to provoke you? :confused:

Who's Veronica?:-/
Squirminator likes impersonating people on TV. Yes, we hate when he does it just as much as you do.

Squirminator likes impersonating people on TV. Yes, we hate when he does it just as much as you do.
Yes, that's all I do. I have no actual personality of my own - my personality is a composite of every sitcom character from the past 22 years of television.

Also: You're a tool, Plasma. Just thought I'd let you know.

Yes, that's all I do. I have no actual personality of my own - my personality is a composite of every sitcom character from the past 22 years of television.

Also: You're a tool, Plasma. Just thought I'd let you know.

And your nasty and mean and cruel and spiteful and...annoying.:(

My personality is also ripped off of most TV Programs as well. That was where I learnt long words like "Sanction" and "Violence" and "Peaceful negotiations". (The later of which I believe to be non-existant.)

I'm only nasty and mean and cruel and spiteful and...annoying to Idiots. I have a very low tolerance threshold for morons, which is why Shadowmoan bears the brunt of my spite.

You're starting to fall back into that category, incidentally. This thread is doing wonders.

Squirminator: No ones perfect. I will probably make some mistakes sometimes. I will try to avoid making them though.

CJH: like you, squirminators been trying to change my posting ways. There's been other people doing it though.

Also he calls me girl names a lot.

But i am trying. Keep that in mind.

I know of many Veronicas in popular literature. Enlighten me as to which you mean.

It's just a girl's name. I didn't pick it out for any particular reason. I could've just as easily called him Shirley. Or Shadowmoan.

Aaaand as predicted this thread has descended into the flaming pits of spammy hell.


*Thread closed*