while reading through shadowmoon's "So, why did you choose your username?" thread someone (I don't remember who) gave me the idea for this thread.

if you were to make a new account and could not use the sigworm you are currently using, what would you choose? post an image, a profile, a description, whatever, but what would you choose if you could not choose what you have now?

Name: Xelioth

Background: Xelioth grew up as a member of the infamous Evil Man Organization. He was trained in their dark magicks with the intent of one day becoming the leader of the entire guild. Xelioth trained as hard as he could to some day reach the life goal he had set for himself and would not let anything stand in his way. Upon his first Trial of Everlasting Agony and Resentment, the test for all young Evil Men to earn their rightful place in the organization, Xelioth was tricked by his arch rival and Evil Man voted most likely to succeed, Gardy Loo. While he was climbing the Wall of Deepest Depression to sprint the final lengths of the Cave of Emotional Emptiness, Gardy appeared at the top of the wall and poured pure McDonald's chicken grease all over the wall! Xelioth knew he was defeated when he saw the world's greasiest grease sliding down towards him. In a last ditch effort, just before plummeting back down to the Pit of Dark Thoughts, he cast one last curse upon Gardy, forever marking him with a brand to identify him to everyone as a traitor of the guild. Upon reaching the floor of the Pit and just before losing consciousness, Xel screamed a mighty curse because of his realization that brands do not show up on black skin. During the sacred Slashing of the Wrist, Xelioth was not permitted to prove himself a loyal member of the Evil Men Organization, and as such was forever shunned by his former brothers and cast out into the painful world of light. To this day, Xel hunts his arch rival with plans to one day slather him with the evil that is McDonald's chicken grease, nullifying all of his power and then laughing maniacally as he walks off into the sunset.

Personality: Sadistic, mean and cruel to all those who oppose him.

Weapon of choice: the dark magicks he learned to harness during his time as an Evil Man

Likes: dark magick, darkness and sitting in a corner thinking about his inner-most feelings

Dislikes: Evil Men Organization, Gardy Loo, and McDonald's Chicken Grease

Picture:
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/394/xeliothsig2am7.jpg

ooh... I always had lots of ideas for sigworms... If I get bored, I'll try to make some of the ones I remember here, since changing my sigworm all the time is too... confusing :p

Javelin El Javelino

Nationality: Spanish.
Age: 21.

Background: Javelin's life had been a difficult and clichéd one. His parents had been murdered by some overzealous tax collectors when he was very little (Naturally he swore a blood oath of vengeance upon them, as one does). With nowhere else to go, he then ran to the streets, where he was raised by the Pimp-Lemmings who ruled them (This is factually accurate, anyone in Spain can confirm). The Pimp-Lemmings worked him to the bone, forcing him to go on errands to fetch bring them their "*****es and hoes dawg" and to work hours in the forge making copious amounts of bling-bling. Many times when he was older, Javelin had objected to what had virtually amounted to his slavery, but the usual response from his Pimp-fathers was"shizzle hizzle dat wizzle fo' BIZZLE!" which was unquestionable logic that he could not find fault in. But one day when he was 20, he decided that enough was enough. That he could not take one more second of the Pimp-Lemmings' abuse. He challenged the Pimp-master to a duel, where he exercised the ancient and mystical martial art of the rocket launcher. By the time the dust had cleared, he was gone.

...Gone to jail, for damaging the Pimp-Lemmings' private property. He was told he would have to cough up 5,000,000 in whatever the hell currency Spain uses, or face execution at the hand of his Pimp-fathers. Which he obviously could not do from jail. So he bribed the guard by sticking dynamite in his mouth and blowing him up, which in hindsight was less of a bribe and more murder. He then fled for the hills, unsure of how he could possibly come up with all the money. So instead he put it off and tracked down his parents' killers instead (This was achieved via a complicated system of levers and pulleys). At the headquarters an epic battle ensued between Javelin and the tax collectors, where he exercised the even more ancient and mystical martial art of "chainsaw to the face." But lo and behold, when he kicked the door down to their leader's office, who should he find there? Why, the mastermind behind it all had in fact been the one and only METAL ALEX! "WHY?!" Javelin screamed, "IT WAS ONLY A SMALL DEBT!!" And Metal Alex, with his twirly mustache, top hat and monocle, gave a sinister grin and proclaimed "You fool! There WAS no debt! I did it because IT GAVE ME TEH LULZ! BAHAHAHAHA!" He then leaped out the open window onto his flying monkey and set off into the distance, laughing maniacally as he went, leaving Javelin to swear revenge once more.

So now, Javelin wanders the lands - on the run from the Pimp-Lemmings - obtaining as much money as he can, usually via questionably legal means. And all the while seeking out Metal Alex, so that me may finally repay the wrong that was wronged upon him so many years ago.

Personality: As a result of his dark and foreboding background, Javelin has become...dark and foreboding. He trusts no one, and suspects everyone. He shifts his eyes constantly. When he speaks it is usually a "dark" and "dramatic" statement that he thinks is edgy, but is in actual fact just lame. But he talks little, and is closed off from others, unwilling to open up. He has absolutely no problem in murdering, lying, stealing, et cetera to achieve his goals, which more often than not amount to "get more money."

Weapons: He seems to have no end of these, though where they all come from is a mystery (Possibly deep pockets). Most of which tend to be explosive. However, he has a personal fondness for his twin knives and his rocket launcher.

Likes: Being an anti-hero, blowing/cutting people into tiny pieces, tacos.
Dislikes: His Pimp-fathers, Metal Alex and his "tax collectors", people.

Strengths: His sheer skill in killing people, always having a tool for the job, agility.
Weaknesses: Lack of subtlety, tendency to blow things up randomly.

Picture: I Google-image searched "Spanish" and this was the first thing that came up, so this is now what he looks like.
http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w220/GrimOswald/spanish_music_lyrics.gif

This is a really good idea actually! I've always had loads of different ideas for my sigworm.

If I couldn't use any aspects of my current sigworm, my new one would be a worm with a long, hooded, white robe with black details. He'd be a magic user, with every spell having a white aura, but it wouldn't be elemental-based magic.
Oh, and he'd have hair. White, long, but with black highlights at the roots.

If I could use things already included in my current sigworm, he'd have the same robe but with the good ol' shapeshifting mechanical hand and basic levitating powers as my current one instead of magic. So in other words, it'd be the same as my normal one but with a white robe instead of a black cape.
And hair.

Hmmmmmm, i'll create one later.

My sigworm will be called Brightsun, the opposite to Shadowmoon.

Great idea anyway. Aku's picture is great too.

@ Grimoswald: You've just created the forums first sig-bean.:p

NONSENSE

That is HIGHLY INNACURATE.

You didn't mention anything about my evil black cape.

Also, his parents are alive at some Caribbean island, watching it all in a TV, laughing their asses off.

OH MY! look at the time! *takes monkey*

I've added a profile for myself :)

Interesting...I may get around to doing one of these.

Here's mine....

Name: Draculava

Age: Vampires don't age!

Background: Draculava used to be a normal worm called tim when he met super_frea one day, and when super_frea tried out his magic tim told him it sucked. So Super_frea got really angry and put a spell on him that turned him from a happy normal worm to an evil vampire worm that loved killing people and terrorizing people, of course, he was also turned into LAVA!!!

He was living in a city then, and he melted new york, and all the worms melted! the only worms left were the police force who lived in a lava proof police station in case... y'know..... and also super_frea who put a lava proof sheild on in case... y'know....

The police scared Draculava away with a hose, (he can talk, btw) and Draculava flew and flew until he reached a volcano, and he decided to live near it. And he lived happily ever after, but he was useless because he couldn't suck worms blood because they kept on melting and it annoyed him.

So every night he flies around the world melting everyone.

THE END.

btw, the story was supposed to be crap.

Personality: A mean and nasty worm who loves terrifying worms, killing them, and sucking blood. He loves to drink blood, unfortunately, he's never sucked anyones blood before so he's actually pretty angry, he just knows that he'll love sucking peoples blood.

Weapon of Choice: His fangs would be good, if it weren't for that he'd melt them so he couldn't suck anyones blood. Then his wings, well yeah maybe he could hit someone with him, but again its useless because he is useless. The only weapon of choice that he'll ever have would be his mega hot skin!

Likes: Terrifying worms, sucking blood, killing worms, and lava. Its just a shame he can't suck any ones blood.

Dislikes: Water!

Strengths: Pretty useless, except from his melting power.

Weaknesses: Water. It can hurt his skin and if a tsunami happened he would be gone.

Appearance: He is a worm made out of lava with wings, and a grey lava-proof cape.

Picture:

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/9044/draculavaom9.png

If i registered a new account it would be Solarsun or something like that.

dear sweet god! it's like a B movie in the form of a worm! that's greatness! :D

Coming Next Saturday! DRACULAVA! Part Vampire. Part Molten Rock Beast. ALL TERROR! :rolleyes: :D

The story has been added!:cool:

Right here's mine
It's based of my favorite character from Timesplitters 2.
Anyone who can tell me who gets an apple.

Name: MKii

Age: 203

Background: In the depths of factory 4.0 three scientists were hard at work. There mission to create a robot more advanced than anything that has been created before, thus MKii was born. The robot created was by no means perfect but it did have a recognisable personality and many worm-like traits. Naturally the government became aware of this robots existence and it was asked to be destroyed immediately. The robot escaped from the factory and wears a red hood in a vain attempt to disguise himself and make himself appear more human (Edit: Wtf human? I mean worm-like :p). He is longing to find a way to turn him into a real worm much like Pinocchio or something.

He roams the planet looking for God or a reason for his existence and sleeps in rubbish bins and skips (he needs to sleep to recharge himself). Often people mistake him for a tramp and he uses this to his advantage. He has been known to sing on street corners and is a natural on the banjo.

Personality: Complete and utter nut ball. Due to various glitches he is often known to; shut down for no reason, repeat what he just said, say things that have no relevance or make no sense what-so-ever, emit load noises or even explode.

Weapon of Choice: His giant Plasma Auto-Rifle which he fashioned himself from trash he found in alleyways or his trusty banjo.

Likes: Bright lights, his banjo, skips

Dislikes: Water (it causes him to 'splode)

Strengths: He's like mega strong init cause he's made of metal

Weaknesses: Water and a high pitched noise, which has been known to send him skitzo.

I can't be arsed to colour him in. However if it was coloured he would be metallic grey with a red hood and gloves.

Is it supposed to be some kind of worm robot?

I recognize it from the game but can't think of its name or what-not.

also, shadowmoon, that background was PERFECT! :D that was so ungodly bad I almost cried :p

I'm not sure how a super-hot vampire is supposed to bite someone without them incinerating.
I'm also not sure why an entity made out of "LAVA!!" would need liquids to survive.

I'm not sure how a super-hot vampire is supposed to bite someone without them incinerating.
I'm also not sure why an entity made out of "LAVA!!" would need liquids to survive.

Oh yeah your right.

I've fixed it then.:rolleyes:

Right here's mine
It's based of my favorite character from Timesplitters 2.
Anyone who can tell me who gets an apple.

I may add a background and such but right now I can't be arsed.
I also can't be arsed to colour it in. However if it was coloured he would be metallic grey with a red hood and gloves.

I'm thinking his name would probably be MK II or something similar and his weapon of choice would be a massive plasma gun.

Gretel MK II

I loved that character. It was also female, so it would more fit if you made it that way, but i don't really care that much about which gender you put.

Is it supposed to be some kind of worm robot?

How very nice of you to notice

Gretel MK II

I loved that character. It was also female, so it would more fit if you made it that way, but i don't really care that much about which gender you put.

You win an apple! And since this is now part of your signature you smell decisively like feet :)
That is correct also but I thought people here would be very concerned if I created a female character :p

For anyone that cares I've added a background and such now...

How very nice of you to notice

Isn't it just?

Oh and that background is better than mine, any day.:p

Your background is hilarious! XD
I didn't even realise I was in it.

That is correct also but I thought people here would be very concerned if I created a female character :p

For anyone that cares I've added a background and such now...

That's ok enough for me.

Even though when i finally realized back when i played TS2 that it was female, i was surprised. I must have been a bit ignorant.

I'm making one, I just have to draw her now.

While looking at Super Frea's and Aku's picture in the profile: Assasin's creed suddenly comes to mind.:p

It's just cause of the hood isn't it?

Saying that Aku's one is very Assasin's Creedy.

By the way guys, my profile was a joke. Yes, it was a stupid joke. But thats only the beginning, guys, another awesomely bad profile has yet to come.:cool:

While looking at Super Frea's and Aku's picture in the profile: Assasin's creed suddenly comes to mind.:pthat's because mine is based on Altair. my cousin let me borrow his copy of the game since he said it wasn't worth the $50, but was worth playing.

I liked the stiff hood from the game so I stole that and since the hood was stiff the rest of the cloth being overly baggy wouldn't make sense, so I made the rest stiff as well. sure, the result is similar to AC, but I like it anyway.

I DID do my best not to copy too directly, though.

Name: Lizard

Background: he's story start back in 2006 and he's best friend was iguana ,the time has been passed iguana turn EVIL and get killed
,the death of iguana hurt a lot to lizard,then the anger of lizard has borned,
now he is trying to destroy the forum and moderators,mods etc to To avenge the death of iguna.

then one day was KILLED by thomasp, and paul.pawer resurect him (whe know that paul is evil somethimes and it was part of one of him experiments)but lizard head was DESTROYTED completly and he use iguana head and now lizard have iguana head and is a zombie,but in lizard was with out controll and axccientaly destroy the lab, and came back to the forum to average his death and iguana death
EGGND.

Favorite food: Bluhdah,worms and MODS brains

Likes: nothing

Unlikes:Almost all

Pictures: http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o228/zecasnor/lizardo.png


yes its crap

LOL!
http://asdasd

He looked on the ground and found wepon so he picked it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in front of a house.

He looked on the ground and found wepon so he picked it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in front of a house.

I laughed at the narration of it on youtube.

He looked on the ground and found WEH-POHN

LOL!
http://asdasd

Why LOL?

wait the http://asdasd you put is for the character limit?!!

Why LOL?

wait the http://asdasd you put is for the character limit?!!is your brain even AWARE of the level on which the rest of us think?

is your brain even AWARE of the level on which the rest of us think?

i don't think so