Take this as a fairly low-key return to the forum. The comic didn't take long at all but, not to abuse the 'new' fan-art rules, It is my 'comeback' to the fanart side of things. Not too sure on the joke here but meh..It was a go. More will be on it's way soon and I may try some different approaches to the whole art thing. Comments will be much appreciated so feel free to judge me :D.

Comic 1
Rock, Paper, Scissors

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t50/Tgworm/RockPaperScissors.jpg

YOUR BACK!!!! who are you?

And you hated melon's fillers.:p Only kidding.

It's alright, but I would work on using colors that won't make readers' eyes bleed.
The shape could use a bit of work as well.

And you hated melon's fillers.:p Only kidding.

It's alright, but I would work on using colors that won't make readers' eyes bleed.
The shape could use a bit of work as well.
Point taken. Still, This is not a filler, and has not really taken much time or effort. It was mainly just a way of me getting back into this whole thing as aforementioned. I'm a bit rusty on both art and comedy so give me a break.:p

I am confused with the third panel!

OH HEY YOU BEAT ME AT ROCK PAPER SCISSORS I MUST KILL YOU is not a joke. There is no consistent internal logic behind it, no wordplay or visual joke or... anything, really. It's not even a good non-sequitur.

Now what would be a joke is if he'd stabbed him with giant scissors rather than a giant knife, because it gives you "rock beats scissors... or does it?". But as it stands, it's not a joke.

Damn you Paul, I was going to say the same thing, but you beat me to it. Anyway, I think there is still humour in it. That 3rd panel cracks me up every time.

Also, it would have been nice if the second panel wasn't almost a cut paste of the first. You could have expressed so much in that panel.

Yeah, I was gonna post something similar to that, but I thought not to.

That and I'm lazy.

And why does the worm have an Adam's apple?

Yeah, I was gonna post something similar to that, but I thought not to.

That and I'm lazy.

And why does the worm have an Adam's apple?
Is that what that is? Looks like a neck tumor to me. :-/

Maybe he likes to swallow footballs when he's angry?

'Nuff said

(Except it's **** quality here)

Nicer, but could still be improved.

I can't think of the right word, so I'm gonna call this post ironic.

Ahhh sounds about true. :rolleyes:

I don't see pointless humor as a BFG9000 in there...:p

I don't see pointless humor as a BFG9000 in there...:p :p Probably should've added that. I knew it was missing something. BETTER art/comic coming soon! You unlucky buggers! ..ho ho ho

Hmm... I can't help but notice I haven't requested yet...

*I REQUEST A PICTURE OF ME AND KELSEY!*