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No but seriously why would you want to look at these old comics. These are literally no effort comics making fun of people saying dumb things around the time they said it. These are years old and mostly make no sense anymore, so don't blame me if you don't find them funny anymore!

(They were never funny)

Great comic :D Any chance you could boost the contrast up a little on future ones - some parts are very light and difficult to read.

I lol'ed. :cool:

Good work!

umm...

yes.

Asewome Job :D keping good

I really enjoyed that. :D Damn good work.

Pretty funny.

"This is a weapon!" :p

Heh. Nice.
Make sure you don't randomly stop. Keep going.

Classy.

Although it's "Inflammable Johnson's" rather than "Johnson's Inflammable".

But great stuff.

can i be on it?

draw me pls! :)

Any post by Plasma or Franpa is generally funny in and of itself - aim for those.

Also, very funny.

Wheeeeeeeee.

Great stuff!

Also, it's "Inflammable Johnson's Baby Lotion".

EDIT: Sorry Paul, didn't see your post. :rolleyes:

Yarrr, that be a nice comic, you sure do a lot of comics. Which is great!:D

Thumbs up, way up.

I'm gonna keep this very simple:

DO MORE!

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1665664/2/istockphoto_1665664_that_s_great.jpg

Heh, yeah. That's pretty decent stuff.

Ian-David Simpson (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?p=609417#post609417) for the next update.

ROFL! that was awesome! I demand more!

if this keeps going, I'll definitely be looking forward to tuesday from now on. day off AND great comic :)

IF I were you I'd do something about gingerneck, having left, plotting on destroying the forum in one fell swoop of utter stupidity.
Plasma can help.
I know this doesn't work on the BETTER of the two color schemes.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That was funny:D I never though you would relate it to things that really happend. I would like to be in one of them, please.

My favorite part was when he metioned plasma and squirminator went off, LOL! you gotta make more!

Fantastic start. Loving "WILL BE EVIL FOR FOOD." And the stand-by screen.

It's 6 o clock somewhere in the world, which means it's time for the news!

25th Sep 07

http://www.kieranmillar.com/art/forumnewsthumb.png (http://h2o-melon.deviantart.com/art/Forum-News-F-A-G-Meeting-70876381)

Just so people know, although I appreciate being sent real-life products with amusing names as a sponsor idea, any items to do with a sigworm or the forum in general are even more appreciated. Unless, of course, you've all realised this was a cunning ploy to have you lot write my jokes for me.

WUORADOS!

I love this thing. :D

This is the best thing ever.

"Have you got any better idea ?" "WUORADOS !"

I love it. It's just.... too funny. Keep up the good work ! :p

ROFLMAO! Especially the last part!

Tuesday is a depressing day on the whole. I come home tired and hungry.
Now I feel much better.

Don't stop. Whatever you do, do not stop.

I had to laugh at that book at the beginning.

Awesome, awesome work! Im impressed![obviously] I will send in Ideas now...

Not sure if anyone else caught it, but I laughed at the "F.A.G. Meeting" joke. :p



Now excuse me, I have books to sell.

Not sure if anyone else caught it, but I laughed at the "F.A.G. Meeting" joke.

I thought it hard to miss :D.

FANtastic.

Top notch stuff, Melon! I thought this was going to be a monthly thing, but since it's not, bookmark'd for great justice.

You have a bookmark for specific threads?

Geez, just subscribe to it.

I think we have a new classic on our hands.

Not sure if anyone else caught it, but I laughed at the "F.A.G. Meeting" joke. :p


Yeah,that joke was funny. Nice work melon:D

My glod that cheerd me up so much!

MAKE ME FAMOUS MELON!

My glod that cheerd me up so much!

MAKE ME FAMOUS MELON!= in other words: 'AVE MA BABIES!!! mhhh.... lame!

Comic is AWESOME... I... I think I love you, melon...
Zero you're not IT anymore, I hope you don't mind...
I hope I didn't break your hart, I know you love me but... It ain't gonna work out.






I'm being stupid today, yarrr...

You have a bookmark for specific threads?

Geez, just subscribe to it.
Firefox lingo, my friend.:p

Firefox lingo, my friend.:plast I checked, firefox's bookmarks are the same bookmarks as any other browser's bookmarks :p

Zero you're not IT anymore, I hope you don't mind...
I hope I didn't break your hart, I know you love me but... It ain't gonna work out.iT'S ANOTHER HELMET-WEARING HERO, ISN'T IT?! YOU WOMANIZER *SLAPS* *RUNS AWAY CRYING* *CUTS WRISTS*

iT'S ANOTHER HELMET-WEARING HERO, ISN'T IT?! YOU WOMANIZER *SLAPS* *RUNS AWAY CRYING* *CUTS WRISTS*

*Alex freaks out*

30683

LOL, I so need to draw again!

http://forum.team17.co.uk/images/icons/icon14.gif

= in other words: 'AVE MA BABIES!!! mhhh.... lame!

Comic is AWESOME... I... I think I love you, melon...
Zero you're not IT anymore, I hope you don't mind...
I hope I didn't break your hart, I know you love me but... It ain't gonna work out.






I'm being stupid today, yarrr...

iT'S ANOTHER HELMET-WEARING HERO, ISN'T IT?! YOU WOMANIZER *SLAPS* *RUNS AWAY CRYING* *CUTS WRISTS*

*Alex freaks out*

30683

There's the next idea!

last I checked, firefox's bookmarks are the same bookmarks as any other browser's bookmarks :p
Explorer calls it "favorites."

Explorer calls it "favorites."a rose by any other name, and all that....

.......................

eh, i wonder when will the next news come by.

.......................

eh, i wonder when will the next news come by.Tuesday.

Pay attention, 007.

.......................

eh, i wonder when will the next news come by.yes, the age old mystery. when IS next tuesday?! :confused:

yes, the age old mystery. when IS next tuesday?! :confused:

Well, today is friday, which is a good day, then there is saturday and sunday, which is the same [pehaps better] and then there is monday [ARGH! I hate mondays...[this brings to mind a strange orange cat]] then there is tuesday. which is made a little bit better by this. so thats 4 and a bit days. from when I write this post anyway.

Firefox lingo, my friend.:p
you're the one who doesn't quite seem to "get it"

a rose by any other name, and all that....
I've completely shadowed IE over, as shown:
http://bluescreen.smackjeeves.com/comics/95974/oblivion/

I've completely shadowed IE over, as shown:
http://bluescreen.smackjeeves.com/comics/95974/oblivion/you completely have no idea at all of what I'm even saying, do you?

you completely have no idea at all of what I'm even saying, do you?

Yeah, I love cereals too.

:confused:

It's time for the news at...AAAARGH! DAMN THESE FAKE JAPANESE WATCHES!

2nd Oct 07

http://www.kieranmillar.com/art/forumnewsthumb.png (http://h2o-melon.deviantart.com/art/Forum-News-Questions-70876509)

This weeks edition scanned in so terribly that I decided to ink it. Originally I didn't want to ink them because it took too much time, but it makes it so much better I might just do that.

Melon, you are made of 100% Grade A Win!! :D

Melon, you are made of 100% Grade A Win!! :DFact.



I appreciate the theory behind the ten character limit filter, but it does get in the way of the occasional witty one-word reply

Fact.

I thought you were AT at first, judging by your post.

You are win.

Fact.
I believe you are nearing massive forum popularity, Melon.

He's approaching critical mass.

Fact .

Fact. Just Fact.
:cool:

Fact.





ok, now it's getting dumb :p

Fact.

I thought you were AT at first, judging by your post.

Please stop reading my post.

Fact.





ok, now it's getting dumb :p

Fact .

Oh dear god.

What have I done? I've created a monster! Fact

I've created a monster!

Fact .

Fact .

Word.




Dammit!

Don't make me infract you lot and then ask volcadmin to infract Andrew. :p


Fiction. Fact.

This is awesome. Which is all I have to say.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

This one was so funny, I mean really, I never expected those two to jump on him saying they loved him. I oved that " 'AVE MAH BABIES" joke :D

roflmao, awesome work melon... loved the episode with me in it.

3 issues in and you've already started running gags? :rolleyes:
This is developing faster than...erm...something that develops fast.

Yarrr, now, are you getting my babies or Cisken's babies?

+ my sigworm's name isn't "Liketyspli" it's "Muscular Worm".... WHOOSH!!! <- fact.

For some reason, I didn't like the bit where the two random forum people popped out though. [Which one was crisken and which one was liketyspli?]

+ my sigworm's name isn't "Liketyspli" it's "Muscular Worm".... WHOOSH!!! <- fact.

True. I was going to use Muscular Worm, but decided against it because I felt more people would understand it that way.

True

WRONG!!!


it's fact instead.

fact.

True. I was going to use Muscular Worm, but decided against it because I felt more people would understand it that way.as a general rule, sigworms go by their owner's name. named sigworms never keep their name, no matter who it belongs to.

<- fact.

.
fact.

oh no, not this again.:rolleyes:

oh no, not this again.:rolleyes:

Yeah... it's beggining to be overused.

Fact.



ok, I stop :p

Yeah... it's beggining to be overused.

Fact.



ok, I stop :p

Good, But it's not just you Im worried about... Its all of you!

What time is it? No, not CHICO TIME, but time for the news.

9th Oct 07

http://www.kieranmillar.com/art/forumnewsthumb.png (http://h2o-melon.deviantart.com/art/Forum-News-Longswordia-70876648)

I'm sorry to say I forgot to draw your pencil Paul. Forgive me :(

Ah, the delicious scent of fresh-baked satire. Excellent work.

You seem to have taken a liking to ol' Siggy. :p ;)

What time is it? No, not CHICO TIME, but time for the news.

9th Oct 07

http://www.kieranmillar.com/art/forumnewsthumb.png (http://www.kieranmillar.com/art/forumnews07-10-09.png)

I'm sorry to say I forgot to draw your pencil Paul. Forgive me :(

Hey, if it's called forum news, then how come in the comic it says it's news forum?

Best one yet.

WHEE.

Hey, if it's called forum news, then how come in the comic it says it's news forum?

Mhhh.... maybe a clue for some treasure or something else extremely important.

And, melon, awesome!

Yay, cameos!
Although I was honestly expecting a 'Robowurmz isn't here anymore' joke.

Mhhh.... maybe a clue for some treasure or something else extremely important.

And, melon, awesome!


Yay! I got noticed! :D

Yay! I got noticed! :D
if you're really that psyched about getting quoted on an internet message board you need to seriously rethink your priorities

Am I the only one that saw this sponsored?

http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/4697/antifaotm0307eqx3.png

Check please, Melon.

Am I the only one that saw this sponsored?
Check please, Melon.
You stop posting now, yes?

You stop posting now, yes?if only that would work....

Hey, if it's called forum news, then how come in the comic it says it's news forum?

I got tired of making subtle changes to the logo. I thought I'd do something a bit more... obvious

You stop posting now, yes?
normally i wouldn't do this, but high five

I lol'd at the sponsor thing.

if you're really that psyched about getting quoted on an internet message board you need to seriously rethink your priorities

So do you, evidently. Because your priorities are currently ruining peoples lives.

So do you, evidently. Because your priorities are currently ruining peoples lives.
hahahhahahahahaha

So do you, evidently. Because your priorities are currently ruining peoples lives.

your life is this forum

you

your life

this forum

Stop fooling these poor people that don't have money enough to buy a life. It's not fun. :mad:

Stop fooling these poor people that don't have money enough to buy a life. It's not fun. :mad:

Um...I think I have engouth money to buy a life...just about...£70?

Errr...anyway, what he said.

Um...I think I have engouth money to buy a life...just about...£70?

Well, that must be a poor life then.

*leaves the country*

Well, that must be a poor life then.

*leaves the country*


I've been improvising. from now on, I have to eat the exactly same food I ate last night...Exactly. It all started when I ate this Burrito I found in the mud...

Forum News - It's like a lump of lard, but with less health benefits.

16th Oct 07

http://www.kieranmillar.com/art/forumnewsthumb.png (http://h2o-melon.deviantart.com/art/Forum-News-Slick-70877023)

I spent over 5 hours on this yesterday. The original plan was that I wouldn't spend so long on each one so I'd stay interested. Damn you all.

class! as per usual :D

Forum News - It's like a lump of lard, but with less health benefits.

16th Oct 07 (http://kieranmillar.com/art/forumnews07-10-16.png)

I spent over 5 hours on this yesterday. The original plan was that I wouldn't spend so long on each one so I'd stay interested. Damn you all.

Can you do one about me for once...please?

Oh, I never knew slick had left the forum...How did we persuade him to anyway? I never knew it was possible to leave either...I thought there were guards...

I liked some of the jokes in there! :D

oh u shud totly maek a news about meeeeee!!! :D:D:D

oh u shud totly maek a news about meeeeee!!! :D:D:D

Who are you again?

Well, is it really necessary to post comments, comments and more comments, only to say this is just pure awesome as usual ? I don't really have something else to say about that.. :p


Can you do one about me for once...please?

Give a single reason for which he would do a news about you. A single one. You don't even have a proper sigworm.

Give a single reason for which he would do a news about you. A single one. You don't even have a proper sigworm.

Because I help Melon with stuff. and I do other stuff, and Im willing to be tortured, I like the enviroment, Iv'e tried to save it through topics on this forum, and er...It's gone quite for a month or two. Oh wait, only one reason.

And fyi [For your information], I do have a sigworm, when I made it, I was unaware of how "the system" worked.

There's a system?

I had to laugh a Slick's pick-up lines there.

You don't even have a proper sigworm.

yeah i mean he's barely even a person without one of those

sort yourself out CJH

and Im willing to be tortured,
Hmm, I recongise that from somewhere...


...ahh yeah, I remember:

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/5742/asdasdasdasdjj1.gif

There's a system?

People seem to be implying that there is.

Oh, and Run, I am a person. How else am I here?

I think you all have to face the horrible truth...THIS PLACE NEEDS ME!

And fyi [For your information], I do have a sigworm, when I made it, I was unaware of how "the system" worked.
so your sigworm is the at&t logo and some dude grinning like an idiot? that's really cool dude

Because I help Melon with stuff.

Uh... no.

I do other stuff

Sweet. Other stuff is cool. :cool:

Im willing to be tortured

Torture yourself, it's much more fun.

I like the enviroment

I believe nobody cares here. Unless you really want fanartists to draw sketches on recycled paper. Which will make you even more hated.

THIS PLACE NEEDS ME!

Ok, now... seriously... You are not well known, you are not an artist, you haven't done anything special... so what are you ? You are the one who has to face the horrible truth. You are a random person asking a journalist for interviewing you because famous people are interviewed, and because you desperately want to look like them.

Now let's stop arguing and flaming about that, you are one of the people that will probably never appear in anyone's comics or drawings, because you don't have a personality or anything that can make you... more than a random person. Fact.

I liked that one "Quakeworms book of non-existance!"


But I never knew slick left:(:( I hope he comes back. can someone show me where he said he was leaving?

Forum News - It's like a lump of lard, but with less health benefits.

16th Oct 07

http://www.kieranmillar.com/art/forumnewsthumb.png (http://kieranmillar.com/art/forumnews07-10-16.png)

I spent over 5 hours on this yesterday. The original plan was that I wouldn't spend so long on each one so I'd stay interested. Damn you all.Slick would be proud.

Forum News - It's like a lump of lard, but with less health benefits.

16th Oct 07

http://www.kieranmillar.com/art/forumnewsthumb.png (http://kieranmillar.com/art/forumnews07-10-16.png)

I spent over 5 hours on this yesterday. The original plan was that I wouldn't spend so long on each one so I'd stay interested. Damn you all.

Well someone linked me on DA about this, and I couldn't resist doing this.
http://www.kieranmillar.com/art/forumnewsthumb.png
(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/1231/wizzyst3.png) My version.
It's like walking in and making fun of your eulogy. :p

Smell you all later.

Because I help Melon with stuff.

Well, I'd hardly call it "help".

Hows it going? I have an idea for a report:

Worst recipe in the world winner:

Beer biscuits.

Recipe: make some dough. you will proberly be tired out by now, so drink some beer. Put some beer into dough. drink some more beer so you won't feel bad about wasting the 2nd one. Cut the dough with cutters. you've proberly wound yourself with the cutter, so drink some beer to take the pain away! Bake in oven, while you wait, drink some more beer. at this point you'l get drunk. If you wake up too late and they burn, just forget about it, and drink some more beer,[imagine you have a wife/maid who will clean it up later, you'l be so drunk, you will belive it!]
If the biscuits turn out good, for whatever reason, don't eat them! you didn't realy think beer would go well with biscuits, did you? and to make up for this waste of time, drink as many cans as you can before you drop down to the floor. again.

so what do you think?

Well, is it really necessary to post comments, comments and more comments, only to say this is just pure awesome as usual ?

Not at all. I believe the problem that Slick had believing that we didn't care about his art was that people didn't think it was necessary to post "that is awesome" after every single piece of art. Personally, I don't mind. While it's great to be told that what you are doing is good each time, I understand that people will eventually tire of saying it. As long as my thread's view count is going up, I know people are looking at and liking my stuff. Besides, the main reason I'm doing this is because I enjoy it. Other people liking it is a bonus.

Well someone linked me on DA about this, and I couldn't resist doing this.
http://www.kieranmillar.com/art/forumnewsthumb.png
(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/1231/wizzyst3.png) My version.
It's like walking in and making fun of your eulogy. :p

Smell you all later.

AHAHAHAHA!!!!! That's a hell of a lot funnier comic than I could ever do.

I'll miss you. I really will.

I believe nobody cares here. Unless you really want fanartists to draw sketches on recycled paper. Which will make you even more hated.

Ok, now... seriously... You are not well known, you are not an artist, you haven't done anything special... so what are you ? You are the one who has to face the horrible truth. You are a random person asking a journalist for interviewing you because famous people are interviewed, and because you desperately want to look like them.

Now let's stop arguing and flaming about that, you are one of the people that will probably never appear in anyone's comics or drawings, because you don't have a personality or anything that can make you... more than a random person. Fact.

Man, relax, you're going to blow something.

Well someone linked me on DA about this, and I couldn't resist doing this.
http://www.kieranmillar.com/art/forumnewsthumb.png
(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/1231/wizzyst3.png) My version.
It's like walking in and making fun of your eulogy. :p

Smell you all later.

Some good ones leave... and some other good ones become idiots...

Oh well, there are still few good normal people...

Ok, now... seriously... You are not well known, you are not an artist, you haven't done anything special... so what are you ? You are the one who has to face the horrible truth. You are a random person asking a journalist for interviewing you because famous people are interviewed, and because you desperately want to look like them.

Now let's stop arguing and flaming about that, you are one of the people that will probably never appear in anyone's comics or drawings, because you don't have a personality or anything that can make you... more than a random person. Fact.

And who are you?

By the way, mabey you should do some research on me, and you'll find im a bit more than just a random person.

But your right in a sense, lets just let melon do what he wants to do.

P.S. I said this before I looked at the more recent stuff.

By the way, mabey you should do some research on me, and you'll find im a bit more than just a random person.

"I'm far more than just another Time Lord."

Well, I'd hardly call it "help".

Well I was attempting to be "nice" and "helpful" and this is the thanks I get?

Pehaps I never should have gone into the "nice" areas.

The conversation went like this:

Forum news AD Ideas

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Dear editor and producer of "The forum news":


I have an Idea for an advertisment in your news story/comic/channel/thing. Would you be interested in seeing it? I will hope for a reply and can produce ideas on a frequent basis.

Keep in touch
CJH
PS: From now on, there is always a PS at the end of my Personal messages.
PPS: I hope we work together more in the future.

Melon replied:

[quoted:
Originally Posted by CJH
I was thinking I would show you this and this. I hope you find this info useful for your forum news drawings.

P.S. It is my soulm duty to remind you there is always a PS at the end of my PM's.]

Sorry for a late reply, Virgin Media are rubbish with broadband, and so I'm having to try and use someone else's at the mo.

Anyway, thanks for suggestions and notifying me of places in the forum. I can't always be on the internet at the moment so I don't always have time to check everything out.

P.S. I too add PS's to PMs.

I said along the lines of:

Thank you very much. Don't worry, I have had internet trouble before, these will seem funny reads to you! Looking foward to your next comic/show!thanks, CJH.

P.S. As there is nothing else I have to remind you of, I will remind you that this will be here forever until it gets old. How long that will be, I do not know.

A while later I said:

Your upcoming comic

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Hows it going? I have an idea for a report:

Worst recipe in the world winner:

Beer biscuits.

Recipe: make some dough. you will proberly be tired out by now, so drink some beer. Put some beer into dough. drink some more beer so you won't feel bad about wasting the 2nd one. Cut the dough with cutters. you've proberly wound yourself with the cutter, so drink some beer to take the pain away! Bake in oven, while you wait, drink some more beer. at this point you'l get drunk. If you wake up too late and they burn, just forget about it, and drink some more beer,[imagine you have a wife/maid who will clean it up later, you'l be so drunk, you will belive it!]
If the biscuits turn out good, for whatever reason, don't eat them! you didn't realy think beer would go well with biscuits, did you? and to make up for this waste of time, drink as many cans as you can before you drop down to the floor. again.

so what do you think?

Melon said:

Re: Your upcoming comic

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[quoted:
Originally Posted by CJH
so what do you think?]

I think it has absolutely nothing to do with the forum. It's nice, but isn't at all what I'm looking for. My comic makes fun of posts and people in the forum, and a report on beer buscuits isn't necessary.

Thanks anyway though.

I said:

Okay, It was hillarious though, wasn't it?

There has been no response since. End of story. Good night.

so your sigworm is the at&t logo and some dude grinning like an idiot? that's really cool dude

That "Dude" is Alexander Wurz, It is from a formula 1 game, and at&t is the main sponser of the Williams team, which Wurz drives for. Please note that it is from the testing in this charisma pro, F1 challange: 2007 expansion pack, becasuse in the corner, it says TEST.

Don't bother! You're not going to be able to get a cameo appearance by requesting! The only way you're gonna get a cameo is if Melon decides that there's an incident worth 'reporting' that involves you.

I think this conversation qualifies as stupid enough to merit an appearance. But blur CJH's face out and refuse to refer to him by name, and deny that it's even him.

One thing is being nice, and other is telling Melon to post random jokes you find in the internet on a comic that has nothing to do with them. You didn't actually help him, you TRYED, wrongly, and now you are upset because you don't get the cameo.

From my point of view, you are quite selfish.

This is a perfect example of why Slick left.

So let's shut up or stop being off topic for god's sake. I was just telling the "horrible" truth to CJH because nobody did, and no need to add more arguments and off-topic replies. This is not a way to thank Melon for drawing the Forum News for us every week.

I think this conversation is important because it highlights the inherant ignorance and general stupidity of a forumer nobody likes.

And that's always a good thing, right?

I was going to say sorry, but I was busy, so Ill say it now: Im sorry, I don't want to be on forum news. Im very sorry for being selfish. so lets just see what melon has to write in his comics, and laugh at them. I'm very sorry for what iv'e done, because I started it. lets move on.

I just want to clear one thing up before we end this argument.

Appearing in Forum News is rarely a good thing.

I just want to clear one thing up before we end this argument.

Appearing in Forum News is rarely a good thing.


Thanks!, that made me feel a whole lot better!

Appearing in Forum News is rarely a good thing.BLAST! :-/

BLAST! :-/


Why? Where you...Oh!:D


So this means it's bad for melon to be on forum news every tuesday?

Yes. Yes it is.
I must be the wost forumer ever. :(

It doesn't show up...? Firefox says it contains errors.

I'm happy just with the wuorados invasion since I did contribute to it a bit :p
It's the most related thing to a cameo I can actually attempt :p

Haha, thats actually very funny.

Too bad i dont know who Slick is/was.

Alright, I fixed it.

Best ending yet, good job. ;)

Haha, thats actually very funny.

Too bad i dont know who Slick is/was.
thanks for contributing

I see nothing about leaving in his post history. Only explaining why all his drawings were quickies in zero's thread.

I see nothing about leaving in his post history. Only explaining why all his drawings were quickies in zero's thread.
...and then he left. He didn't actually announce it though, most likely because he knew he'd be back!

They can never leave the forum!

...and then he left. He didn't actually announce it though

He did, but not publically. Don't bother looking for a post about it, because you won't find one.

That's how people really quit, without trying to be attention whores and to see if people would try to stop them...

Well, Iguana was a case appart. :p

And so it ends. Not with a bang, but with a whimper.

That's how people really quit, without trying to be attention whores and to see if people would try to stop them...

Well, Iguana was a case appart. :p

I thought Iguana got banned because of someting to do with PM's because I didn't see any explanation in the post history.

I thought Iguana got banned because of someting to do with PM's because I didn't see any explanation in the post history.

Oh, it was quite simple:

1. He decided to leave the forum through the big door, posting inapropiate stuff (to get banned, and have a laugh or two on his side), of wich I didn't get to know exactly what was.

2. Those posts were obviously deleted by the mods... and some little time after that, he just got banned.

Oh, it was quite simple:

1. He decided to leave the forum through the big door, posting inapropiate stuff (to get banned, and have a laugh or two on his side), of wich I didn't get to know exactly what was.

2. Those posts were obviously deleted by the mods... and some little time after that, he just got banned.


Oh thanks.

I have absoloutly no idea where melon is going to get his ideas for the next issue, but it definately isn't going to be from me! [because I havent told him anything yet] I wonder where he gets his ideas from? I bet no-one's asked him that!

I wonder where he gets his ideas from?

Huh, wait a moment.... I know where, but I can't remember, hmm.....
OH YES, HIMSELF, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad:

At least, I assume that most of his ideas come from himself.
People can have their own ideas, you know. :p

1. He decided to leave the forum through the big door, posting inapropiate stuff (to get banned, and have a laugh or two on his side), of wich I didn't get to know exactly what was.

He made a new account (Gardevoir, I think) and used it to spam. He then confesed that it was him behind that account, and also confessed he was RikaChan too.

He made a new account (Gardevoir, I think) and used it to spam. He then confesed that it was him behind that account, and also confessed he was RikaChan too.
Yes. Also, if you see anyone saying there's an 'Open Discussion Forum' here, then he's the one that started that prank. (as Gardevoir) Melon actually believed that there was one, and that it was a bannable offense to talk about it!
Although I didn't know he was RikaChan too.

You mean Iguana, not Melon.

Oh, it was quite simple:

1. He decided to leave the forum through the big door, posting inapropiate stuff (to get banned, and have a laugh or two on his side), of wich I didn't get to know exactly what was.

2. Those posts were obviously deleted by the mods... and some little time after that, he just got banned.
also gads got banned around the same time for posting porn

it was quite the exciting weekend

Speaking of which, weren't they suposed to come back every friday with new accounts making "drama"? I miss them. :(

Forum News - Putting the "Awesome Comic" in "This is an Awesome Comic!"

23rd October 07

http://www.kieranmillar.com/art/forumnewsthumb.png (http://h2o-melon.deviantart.com/art/Forum-News-Competiton-70877117)

Part of me thinks this week's comic is gut-bustingly hilarious. A small part of me doesn't like it. I'd ask what you all think but the truth is that I don't care.

At the moment all of my ideas have come from myself. I've had a few rubbish suggestions sent to me as well as some OK ones, but I've yet to use any of them.

@ Plasma. Stick a full stop in your post. You make it look as though I was posing as Gardevoir.

I bursted out laughing at the last frame. :p

Oh good. I was wondering if anybody else would find that as funny as I do.

Infriggin'genius. :D

"This house is tasty!"

Nice satire of the phone-in scandal. If "something every sensible person privately suspected to be true is, in fact, true" can really be called a scandal.

ROFL!

melon. you are made of 100% pure awesome.

Lol, that was good. two thumbs up! :D :D ;) :cool: :cool:

Oh good. I was wondering if anybody else would find that as funny as I do.

Oh I certainly did, thanks!!!:D

Also I said "who are you again?" to Squirminator2k earlier, so melon does pay attention to details. dispite the fact I never said "who the hell are you?" but who cares! I got on forum news!

Wait a moment...didn't melon say that was a bad thing...?


Oh ****!!!

And the beer biscuits, I thought that wasn't what you were looking for?

You've encouraged me to make my own scripts!

You've encouraged me to make my own scripts! don't.

10 characters

don't.

10 characters

I proberly will anyway!

Yeah, but... don't.

Awesome, once again!

The only complaint is that you don't know what S2K's sigworm looks like. A full half of his body is metal, not just half of his head.

@ Plasma. Stick a full stop in your post. You make it look as though I was posing as Gardevoir.
Right. I could never tell where a full stop should go when a sentence ends with a bracket.

You mean Iguana, not Melon.
Iguana was Gardevoir, Melon was the one that fell for the Open Discussion thing.

Awesome, once again!

The only complaint is that you don't know what S2K's sigworm looks like. A full half of his body is metal, not just half of his head.

ugh how dare he be creative

Awesome, once again!

The only complaint is that you don't know what S2K's sigworm looks like. A full half of his body is metal, not just half of his head.your point? it got the point across. just about everyone takes creative liberties with others' sigworms. get over it.

Thanks alot Melon, you made me spill my Coke. :eek:

Awesome, once again!

The only complaint is that you don't know what S2K's sigworm looks like. A full half of his body is metal, not just half of his head.

Actually, I believe it's based on the terminator. So it should usually be fully covered in skin, unless it wants to show off it's robotness, and rip half of it off. So it could just rip half of his face off too.

As far as I'm aware, S2K doesn't have an official profile anyway, so I guess there isn't really a standard.

Come to think of it, neither do you Plasma. I guess we can draw your sigworm however we like.

Hilarious. Though it makes me wanna bring back the "do worms have bones?" argument. :p

These comics are quite funny. Keep up the good work.

Plainplane :)

HAHA! nice one. I like the "Hi Mum" joke.:D

And so it ends. Not with a bang, but with a whimper.

I like to think of it more as a ninja-ing away.

Oh yes, comic. Nice comic. It is nice. Yes.

Hilarious. Though it makes me wanna bring back the "do worms have bones?" argument. :p

Well, looking at the state of my worm at the end of last comic, yes.

You must had awesome mode on. Self explanatory, I guess.

Now that was funny! :D
I be loving your news.

Just a heads up that Forum News might be late this week, and if it is it'll be up on Wednesday at the latest.

Serves me right for just sitting on my butt all the time doing nothing. I've got a maths essay to wirte that I haven't started yet as well. In case anybody was wondering, it's about half done at the time of writing.

maths essay
... What?

Yeah, that's what I keep saying to people, but when you do maths at uni, you have to do essays on why certain theorems are useful.

I could cry.

Yeah, that's what I keep saying to people, but when you do maths at uni, you have to do essays on why certain theorems are useful.

I could cry.
Well if it's University, then I could understand. It's important to know what all that preparation is for.

Well if it's University, then I could understand. It's important to know what all that preparation is for.
What preparation? I can do math just like *snap* that. (http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/5/c/4/5c4e32c0c971d984294102ae3cdf4931.png) Looking forward to the next one, Melon.

What preparation? I can do math just like *snap* that. (http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/5/c/4/5c4e32c0c971d984294102ae3cdf4931.png) Looking forward to the next one, Melon.

i in itself isn't all that amazing. Complex numbers as a whole, however, are really friggin' cool.

Complex numbers as a whole, however, are really friggin' cool.
It's things like this that let you know where you stand in life...

Well if it's University, then I could understand. It's important to know what all that preparation is for.well, in all likely-hood, unless you're going into a field of strictly science, then it's pretty much not FOR anything :p

math is probably entirely impractical these days with the exception of engineering and science fields. not to say that it's common uses aren't practical, as we obviously use math every day, but personally, I don't go around measuring the volume of buildings as a pass time :p then again, with Paul, that probably IS something he does, so I could just be talking out of my ass :p

you have to do essays on why certain theorems are useful.
Well, e.g., the central theorems of analysis underpin calculus, explain why the scientific method works and prove that 0.9 recurring equals 1.

Well, e.g., the central theorems of analysis underpin calculus, explain why the scientific method works and prove that 0.9 recurring equals 1.
when people deny that last one it annoys me so much

Yeah, that's what I keep saying to people, but when you do maths at uni, you have to do essays on why certain theorems are useful.

I could cry.

That is not the true reason!:eek:

If you can make comics this funny, you would have passed through university by now!

The true reason, is you want to make a halloween special, and you want to do it on wednesday, so it actualy is a halloween special!

The The uni maths was just a story that fitted in!

Melon, how could you fail just to fit in your comics in time for holidays? WHY?! WHY!!!!????

This information is proberly true! this was an honest guess:D by CJH! However, the halloween special Information is REAL! Ask melon!

Now the Forum news is almost every tuesday! MELON, YOU BROKE YOUR OWN RULES!!!

Just thought I'd chip in that I never had to do any essays like that myself.

It also skips over the fact that large chunks of mathematics are not useful, and most mathematicians in said chunks are proud of that.

That is not the true reason!:eek:

If you can make comics this funny, you would have passed through university by now!
Maybe an art university.




Now the Forum news is almost every tuesday! MELON, YOU BROKE YOUR OWN RULES!!!

He's allowed to. He makes the rules, he can break/bend them all he wants.

He's allowed to. He makes the rules, he can break/bend them all he wants.

But it isnt going to do any good, is it?

Oh well would you look at that, it's still Tuesday, so this is still on time! It's just that I usually post these in the morning as I'm finished by then.

30th October 2007

http://www.kieranmillar.com/art/forumnewsthumb.png (http://h2o-melon.deviantart.com/art/Forum-News-Halloween-70877230)

Just so you know, Durian is supposed to be an astronaut, but I rushed the drawing so I don't know how obvious it looks. Also, this week's episode refers to a lot of things that aren't recent at all, so some of you might not get some of the jokes. Ah well.

And CJH, I wasn't putting this out late on purpose. I have always hoped to keep to my dead-line, but I have actually been busy. Not only that, but at the times I'm not working, I've been doing other things, so I didn't actually start this until 10 o' clock yesterday, but I had uni all morning.

I burst laughing at the sponsored frame. Also, I don't see me at Iguana's funeral. :(

You don't see anyone at Iguana's funeral.

That's the joke.

Laugh.

Loved it!

And faraz, I think you were "hanging out" with Plasma during the funeral. If you know what I mean....

...

:eek: :(

HAHAHAH! Best one yet!

Also, I don't see me at Iguana's funeral. :(
Well, Error wasn't as willing to give back his corpse at the time, so we jus stuffed you in the coffin instead and called it a day.

HAHAHA! I love the funeral joke:D

LOL ''sponsored by agen lukes's poninja art scarry isint it?'' LOL also you MUST CHANGE the names like i did

LOL ''sponsored by agen lukes's poninja art scarry isint it?'' LOL also you MUST CHANGE the names like i did
your input is always appreciated poninja

your input is always appreciated poninja

yes :) .....

Haha, I love when Basti@n turned upside down. Awesome, you didn't even forget that. :D

DAMN IT! I didn't get half of that since I left for a little while :( are any of blitza's posts still around anywhere or have they all been deleted? if there are still some around, where should I start? :p

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=34618
There's a couple. Also I think these are the ones referenced in the news.

can't watch that trick, but I got the explanation at least.

and the b@stian thing? :p

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=575849&postcount=144

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=33256

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=575849&postcount=144

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=33256and now I have been enlightened. no wonder everyone enjoyed that one so much :p

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=575849&postcount=144
Don't forget how he explained it:
The second worm is SURPRISED.

Pigbuster would go to Iguana's funeral.
And he would cry.
A lot.

math is probably entirely impractical these days with the exception of engineering and science fields. not to say that it's common uses aren't practical, as we obviously use math every day, but personally, I don't go around measuring the volume of buildings as a pass time :p then again, with Paul, that probably IS something he does, so I could just be talking out of my ass :p

It's worth mentioning that I thought I'd never use the Cosine Function & Friends (With special guest star Pythagorean theorem), but coding Actionscript totally proved me wrong.
So you never know.

Trignometry is vital to programming, possibly coupled with vectors.

And good luck controlling your physics engine without calculus.

alright, alright, I give you programming on that one as well :p

To be honest with all of you guys, I don't think I'm going to be able to keep this weekly comic thing going. Now don't get me wrong, I've enjoyed drawing these things, but I'm starting to run out of time to do this and I'm beginning to struggle with new original ideas (no, I don't want you to send me your ideas). I'd like to keep this thread open so I could do another comic if I ever get a brilliant idea, but I definately want to stop setting myself a weekly deadline. It sucks the fun out of it.

So yeah, if a mod could remove the " - Every Tuesday" bit from the title, that'd be great please thanks.

And as for this week, you might not get a comic. Sorry.

So yeah, if a mod could remove the " - Every Tuesday" bit from the title, that'd be great please thanks.


Ask and ye shalt receive. Sort of.

To be honest with all of you guys, I don't think I'm going to be able to keep this weekly comic thing going. Now don't get me wrong, I've enjoyed drawing these things, but I'm starting to run out of time to do this and I'm beginning to struggle with new original ideas (no, I don't want you to send me your ideas). I'd like to keep this thread open so I could do another comic if I ever get a brilliant idea, but I definately want to stop setting myself a weekly deadline. It sucks the fun out of it.

So yeah, if a mod could remove the " - Every Tuesday" bit from the title, that'd be great please thanks.

And as for this week, you might not get a comic. Sorry.

That's okay, just take your time with the comics. We don't want you to feel rushed.

Ask and ye shalt receive. Sort of.

Haha. Except I asked you to remove that from the title, not add to it.

But this will suffice. Thank you.

And as for this week, you might not get a comic. Sorry.
Aw, c'mon. You haven't even done a Dwarf Fortress one yet, or even a SSB:Brawl one. Those ones wouldn't be hard to do, would they?

Aw, c'mon. You haven't even done a Dwarf Fortress one yet, or even a SSB:Brawl one. Those ones wouldn't be hard to do, would they?

I might be able to come up with an idea. I've tried to think up a dwarf fortress one, but to no sucess. If I ever think of something funny, I'll do it and post it here or in my art thread if it's not forum news related.

I don't think forum news could be done by anyone weekly :p not enough happens around here every week. every few weeks, though, shouldn't prove hard.

So it's more like a Forum monthly newsletter now?

I don't think forum news could be done by anyone weekly :p not enough happens around here every week. every few weeks, though, shouldn't prove hard.
FORUM DRAMA FORUM DRAMA FORUM DRAMA

well.. looks like we need a mod to change the title to Forum News - Every Fortnight. or maybe Monthly Forum News.

Forum News will no longer be Weekly.
Or Fortnightly.
Or Monthly.
Or Yearly.

It'll be "Whenever I feel like it"ly.

so... Forum News - Randomly shall be it! Mods! time to change!

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/lol-46383.jpg

Surely my title change was enough and that clearly indicates that the Forum news may or may not appear on Tuesdays.

Surely my title change was enough and that clearly indicates that the Forum news may or may not appear on Tuesdays.

yeah, it's a good title.

You could always do some comic-idea-dumps.

(no, I don't want you to send me your ideas)

I promise you, however, that they are still going to.

so... Forum News - Randomly shall be it! Mods! time to change!

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/lol-46383.jpg
this could quite possibly be one of the worst posts i have ever seen on the internet, not even exaggerating

I promise you, however, that they are still going to.

You can count on me!;)

"If Bruce Campbell were a comic, he'd be this one"

27th Nov 2007

http://www.kieranmillar.com/art/forumnewsthumb.png (http://h2o-melon.deviantart.com/art/Forum-News-Database-Error-70877330)

I could have spent the day doing important things, but no, I had to prove to you all how much I love you.

I'm thinking of moving all of these to my DA account tomorrow as this is my most popular stuff, so sorry to my watchers if they get loaads of "new deviants" messages.

You've just got to love K^2's appearances in any comic. :D

*assorted guffawing*

Everyone loves the K^2 punchline.

That last frame was indeed fantastic. Though I thought the second "punchline" was funnier.

That could explain the random forum database errors! XD

Genius...pure genius...

WIN! PURE WIN! :D

I love you more than I used to now ;)

Yay, you haven't completely abandoned FN!

Now, can you please change your avatar?

Now, can you please change your avatar?

You just made him NOT change it, you realize. :p

Awesome comic Melon :D

Your avatar is giving me eyeball seizures :(

That was hilarious and awesome.
Only thing is I would have loved it just a tad bit more had you drawn Shadowmoon in my style. :P

Well whenever i view the comic, it goes small. I don't care if i was in it either. But i can't see the comic because when i click on it, it goes small.

Very nice! :)
The last punchline is indeed the best. I loved the HackerMan allusion best, as it's less obvious.

Also, I like how my beer running gag is slowly manifesting as the truth in more and more forum users' minds.
Well whenever i view the comic, it goes small. I don't care if i was in it either. But i can't see the comic because when i click on it, it goes small.
How about disabling your browser's auto-resize feature? Or just using the zoom feature to resize it?

Hmmm he edited his post, he had posted something like this before:
Make a comic about what I have done in the forum, that will get a lot of attention.
^ Close approximation.