I've been pretty much in love with a girl in my chemistry class. She's incredible, but she never seemed to look my way. She is pretty cute, and I like her a lot. So I thought maybe I could get her interest by building a website, you know, professing my love. So I sent her a message over AIM one day telling her to click this link: http://evo.gelatinous.net (a subdomain of www.gelatinous.net, a site which I own jointly with Pickleworm). I thought it would be a worthwhile, and hopefully "cute", sort of thing to do. Yeah, the design is kind of old-fashioned, but I wanted it to be that way so that it would seem more personal.

It seems I was wrong. The next day at school, she called me a "creep", and said that I should stay out of her life forever. If I ever try to come near her, she gives me a dirty look or just ignores me altogether. I've tried so hard to get her back, but it looks like it's just not going to happen.

Has anyone else had an experience like this? I'm just so bummed.

You think that's bad.

MACE IN TEH FACE.

Not fun.

That is a bit weird, Ben. I'm not sure I'd be very happy about someone professing their undying love for me to everyone on the web when I don't even know them properly. It's a little over the top. You don't want to scare her in to giving you a restraining order or anything, know what I mean?

gb2fyad
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That's a forum on SA? Not sure how that relates to the topic at hand.

No, girls like to be treated bad. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VknzDB1KhBc)

*adds "take the beef bus to tuna town", to his list*





...:p

*adds "take the beef bus to tuna town", to his list*





...:p
Come on. I want some serious advice.

I've just read the website, and I don't know why everyone is being so negative. You've made a nice, romantic gesture and she should be flattered that you wish to devote 30.12 KB of your precious webspace to her.

Now ive never been in a situation like this and I'm only 13 so i'm probably not worth taking any advice from but judging by this girls reactions to you, it might be worth just dropping it and moving on.
Just a thought. Although i'm probably not the one to say as explained before, Maybe I should keep quiet.

EDIT: I looked at that website and thought "No. just no."

Pah! That website is rubbish! ESPECIALLY that sappy backround music! Ugh, no wonder that girl hates you.
No, what I reccomend is removing that depressing blargle and replacing it with "Call on me - Eric Prydz"! Now THAT'S how you get someone to fall in love!

In fact, playing that song while watching that website has already made me fall a little that Trixie fellow myself!

Has anyone else had an experience like this? I'm just so bummed.
As a matter of fact, I recall a similar incident a few years ago. I had a very close relationship with a female AIM user; it went on for a couple of months during which we shared photos, poems and countless wonderful knights in the dungeons of grind-heavy Korean MMORPGs.

I figured I couldn't take it anymore so I finally confessed. The results couldn't have been better; turns out she felt the same. Long story short, we planned to meet in real life. She looked slightly different compared to her AIM display pictures which, as it turned out, have been digitally altered. But that was okay; she was still the best thing that ever happened to me, and the lack of lens flare and lighting filters didn't change that. The days that followed were truly the best moments of my life; we experienced countless unforgettable things. If only things could've stayed that way.

One day, I went to her place with a box of pocky and a 'Hello Kitty'-brand vibrator. I didn't call her beforehand, since I planned to surprise her. I had a short talk with her parents and eventually reached her room upstairs. After opening her bedroom door, I was treated to the most confusing and shocking image I had ever seen: The love of my life, wearing a fursuit modeled after Slippy Toad from the Starfox series of video games, cheerfully humping a plush doll of Fox McCloud, while surrounded by countless pornographic furry posters. Unbirthing, transgender, yaoi.. that room was filled with all of my worst nightmares, and the only girl I had ever cared for was in the middle of it all. I had mixed feelings of shock, fear and hatred. As if possessed, I reached for the small butter knife I had in my pocket. I rushed to her and slit her throat, ending her life with little pain and suffering. I then lit her room on fire and ran out crying and screaming "YIFF IN HELL!" as loud as I could as the flames engulfed the cursed furry mutant household, eventually killing her parents.

It wasn't long until the authorities found out; it was only a matter of time until they came after me. Figures; they were obviously too shallow to understand the furry menace. My deed was all over the news, and I was the main suspect. That's when my beloved mother got scared and said, "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "FRESH" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7:00 or 8:00 and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.

Eat her eyeball.

As a matter of fact, I recall a similar incident a few years ago. I had a very close relationship with a female AIM user; it went on for a couple of months during which we shared photos, poems and countless wonderful knights in the dungeons of grind-heavy Korean MMORPGs.

I figured I couldn't take it anymore so I finally confessed. The results couldn't have been better; turns out she felt the same. Long story short, we planned to meet in real life. She looked slightly different compared to her AIM display pictures which, as it turned out, have been digitally altered. But that was okay; she was still the best thing that ever happened to me, and the lack of lens flare and lighting filters didn't change that. The days that followed were truly the best moments of my life; we experienced countless unforgettable things. If only things could've stayed that way.

One day, I went to her place with a box of pocky and a 'Hello Kitty'-brand vibrator. I didn't call her beforehand, since I planned to surprise her. I had a short talk with her parents and eventually reached her room upstairs. After opening her bedroom door, I was treated to the most confusing and shocking image I had ever seen: The love of my life, wearing a fursuit modeled after Slippy Toad from the Starfox series of video games, cheerfully humping a plush doll of Fox McCloud, while surrounded by countless pornographic furry posters. Unbirthing, transgender, yaoi.. that room was filled with all of my worst nightmares, and the only girl I had ever cared for was in the middle of it all. I had mixed feelings of shock, fear and hatred. As if possessed, I reached for the small butter knife I had in my pocket. I rushed to her and slit her throat, ending her life with little pain and suffering. I then lit her room on fire and ran out crying and screaming "YIFF IN HELL!" as loud as I could as the flames engulfed the cursed furry mutant household, eventually killing her parents.

It wasn't long until the authorities found out; it was only a matter of time until they came after me. Figures; they were obviously too shallow to understand the furry menace. My deed was all over the news, and I was the main suspect. That's when my beloved mother got scared and said, "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "FRESH" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7:00 or 8:00 and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.
Look, I know you enjoy ****ting up my threads with unfunny memes, but please be serious for once.
Pah! That website is rubbish! ESPECIALLY that sappy backround music! Ugh, no wonder that girl hates you.
No, what I reccomend is removing that depressing blargle and replacing it with "Call on me - Eric Prydz"! Now THAT'S how you get someone to fall in love!
Come on, that was a joke for the other thread. I'm being serious here.

In fact, playing that song while watching that website has already made me fall a little that Trixie fellow myself!
Trixie's the girl.

Trixie's the girl.
Girl?


Oh, if that's what you think, then it was probably a good thing that you coudln't get "her" to fall in love with you,

No, girls like to be treated bad. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VknzDB1KhBc)

lol stewe rofl

No, girls like to be treated bad. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VknzDB1KhBc)

That was seriously below my expectations. :(

Girl?


Oh, if that's what you think, then it was probably a good thing that you coudln't get "her" to fall in love with you,
You dumbass, that's a picture of myself.

You dumbass, that's a picture of myself.
What? Yes, of course I knew that was you!
But let's just say that Buffalokid likes travelling, and has a very good memory... And he even went as far as to get the t-shirt too...

What? Yes, of course I knew that was you!
But let's just say that Buffalokid likes travelling, and has a very good memory... And he even went as far as to get the t-shirt too...
What ?

Well I think what you should have done was get to know her slowly instead of making a website giving away everything, that probably creeped her out because it was just to soon. besides if she acted mean to you then your better off without her. I would recomend saying sorry and offering to start over.


and to everyone who is turning this into a joke please stop, he is looking for some true advise and instead you put spam into this thread. there are times for joking and times for, well... not joking so please give ben (A.K.A futureworm) some real advise.

and to everyone who is turning this into a joke please stop, he is looking for some true advise and instead you put spam into this thread. there are times for joking and times for, well... not joking so please give ben (A.K.A futureworm) some real advise.
Thanks, but I don't quite believe a person like that, considering that he did say he was in love with me quite a bit!

Thanks, but I don't quite believe a person like that, considering that he did say he was in love with me quite a bit!
That was a joke. This isn't.
Well I think what you should have done was get to know her slowly instead of making a website giving away everything, that probably creeped her out because it was just to soon. besides if she acted mean to you then your better off without her. I would recomend saying sorry and offering to start over.
Yeah, you're probably right. I just wonder if maybe I've already completely blown it. Perhaps I should take the website down.

Thanks, but I don't quite believe a person like that, considering that he did say he was in love with me quite a bit!

Because when a person makes jokes about love, it means they're incapable of feeling it, right? You insensitive *****.

Because when a person makes jokes about love, it means they're incapable of feeling it, right? You insensitive *****.
No, it just means they end up as the protagonist for a 'the boy who cried wolf' story.

That logic doesn't work in this scenario. Kindly vacate the thread.

Ben, I think your plan backfired because it was a little too much all at once.
I just don't think it's a very good first impression if she barely knows you..

If I were a girl and I was pointed towards that and I didn't already like you....I'd be creeped out as hell. Especially the honeymoon, marriage and "doing things".

You guys are all talking rubbish, the plan is superb. She's just being a cow.

You guys are all talking rubbish, the plan is superb. She's just being a cow.

And therefor appropriate cow tactics must be applied..

Ghost;600072']If I were a girl and I was pointed towards that and I didn't already like you....I'd be creeped out as hell. Especially the honeymoon, marriage and "doing things".

Yeah, that was kind of over the top. I wanted to have a little bit of lighthearted humor, but I guess it wasn't quite lighthearted enough. My sense of humor tends to be a little bit "edgy," I suppose.

Plasma, for someone who has an online girl-friend, you're being pretty mean about this.

FutureWorm, my advice is to talk to her about this. Explain to her that you may have over reacted, and went over board a little bit. After you do that, make sure you show her that you have lots of money, and then start making promises that you don't intend to keep. That will at least get you two talking in person. ;)




One day, I went to her place with a box of pocky and a 'Hello Kitty'-brand vibrator. I didn't call her beforehand, since I planned to surprise her. I had a short talk with her parents and eventually reached her room upstairs. After opening her bedroom door, I was treated to the most confusing and shocking image I had ever seen: The love of my life, wearing a fursuit modeled after Slippy Toad from the Starfox series of video games, cheerfully humping a plush doll of Fox McCloud, while surrounded by countless pornographic furry posters. Unbirthing, transgender, yaoi.. that room was filled with all of my worst nightmares.

I'm not sure why you over reacted Iguana. That stuff is kinda "kinky" if you ask me. :cool:

ben, try a slower approach. Try to talk to her first.

Maybe walk past her at a corridor/aisle and pretend to drop your books in front of her, and see if she helps you pick them up (make sure you pick some of them up yourself, too). Most girls will help. When she bends down to help pick you, start the plan off with "Thanks". Take that opportunity to start a conversation. Introduce yourself, from where, etc. and ask "What about you?". Smile. Oh, wait-- you already know each other via AIM.

Back to the plan- Once you have picked up all your books with her "help", hold the books with one hand and pat her shoulder or arm, and say "Thanks" one more time. Then "apologise" to her, and "explain" why you "dropped" the books, maybe you're in a rush, or you weren't careful, etc. She will most probably say "It's ok". Then, if possible, ask "Can we be friends?"
She should reply positively.

Start hanging out with her, chat with her during breaks or after lessons, etc. Wink or smile at her whenever you see her, maybe in the cafeteria etc.

This is a S+U+P+E+R+B plan. My friends who seek my advice rated that plan a 10/10.

ben, try a slower approach. Try to talk to her first.

Maybe walk past her at a corridor/aisle and pretend to drop your books in front of her, and see if she helps you pick them up (make sure you pick some of them up yourself, too). Most girls will help. When she bends down to help pick you, start the plan off with "Thanks".

Deceit will not work, you have to be 100% honest from the start and if she doesn't respect you then it's not meant to be. And also she's a horrible person if she rejects you for being honest.

oh yeah. right.

Aww I'm so sorry...:(

I'd say back off for a bit and don't approach her for some time. Whatever you do don't dwell on the subject of how crazy you are about her. If she made her decision, she won't change her mind if you pressure her. The only possible way to change her mind is to drop it and let her get to know you better. Let it slide for a while, and maybe sometime in the future try and talk to her and see if that goes well. If that goes well maybe throw in a compliment here and there and see if she reacts well or reciprocates, but don't be too obsessive. Telling her she has pretty eyes will probably go over better than telling her you want to get married and do "fun things" to be brutally honest...sorry...

I don't think there's any sort of quick remedy to get her to like you...

What he says is entirely true.

after sometime, talk to her (like what some person said)

and you can try my plan then

joke with her, and tease her once a while, but only praise her when the time is right.

praising and complimenting all the time make you sound like you're desperate and want to make a relationship with her as fast as possible.

Or use the Rock Lee approach.
Stand in front of her, smile, wink, thumbs up, and say "Go out with me, I'll protect you with my life!" :cool:

She'll freak out, dude.

You're right, scrap that...
First, get Rock Lee's look: >CLICKIE< (http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs11/300W/i/2006/211/a/a/Rock_Lee___The_Colgate_Advert_by_xXxWhIsPeRxXx.jpg )
And then, do as I suggested above. Then it will work. :cool:

But Rock Lee sports that mushroomy hair.. those thick eyebrows.. OWh!

And his hand-to-hand combat is lousy.

And his hand-to-hand combat is lousy.

...what.

That's like, the very thing Rock Lee is especially good at.

Rock Lee is the only good character in Naruto
lol derailment

As a matter of fact, I recall a similar incident a few years ago. I had a very close relationship with a female AIM user; it went on for a couple of months during which we shared photos, poems and countless wonderful knights in the dungeons of grind-heavy Korean MMORPGs.

I figured I couldn't take it anymore so I finally confessed. The results couldn't have been better; turns out she felt the same. Long story short, we planned to meet in real life. She looked slightly different compared to her AIM display pictures which, as it turned out, have been digitally altered. But that was okay; she was still the best thing that ever happened to me, and the lack of lens flare and lighting filters didn't change that. The days that followed were truly the best moments of my life; we experienced countless unforgettable things. If only things could've stayed that way.

One day, I went to her place with a box of pocky and a 'Hello Kitty'-brand vibrator. I didn't call her beforehand, since I planned to surprise her. I had a short talk with her parents and eventually reached her room upstairs. After opening her bedroom door, I was treated to the most confusing and shocking image I had ever seen: The love of my life, wearing a fursuit modeled after Slippy Toad from the Starfox series of video games, cheerfully humping a plush doll of Fox McCloud, while surrounded by countless pornographic furry posters. Unbirthing, transgender, yaoi.. that room was filled with all of my worst nightmares, and the only girl I had ever cared for was in the middle of it all. I had mixed feelings of shock, fear and hatred. As if possessed, I reached for the small butter knife I had in my pocket. I rushed to her and slit her throat, ending her life with little pain and suffering. I then lit her room on fire and ran out crying and screaming "YIFF IN HELL!" as loud as I could as the flames engulfed the cursed furry mutant household, eventually killing her parents.

It wasn't long until the authorities found out; it was only a matter of time until they came after me. Figures; they were obviously too shallow to understand the furry menace. My deed was all over the news, and I was the main suspect. That's when my beloved mother got scared and said, "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "FRESH" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7:00 or 8:00 and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.

Hell, at least SOMEONE round here still has a sense of humour

the best of the best.

Sorry to ruin your fun, but this thread is obviously a pre-organised joke. A pretty bad one as well.

But Rock Lee sports that mushroomy hair.. those thick eyebrows.. OWh!

And his hand-to-hand combat is lousy.

Actually it's really good, seeing how he can't do anything else. It's better than everyone else's.
He's one of the better characters on the Ultimate Ninja games.

FW, I don't think that was really the best way to do it... If anything try talking to her in person or msn. Then maybe when you both are better friends, THEN devote some part of a websitethatIdidn'tevenlookat to her, but as friends. After see how it goes.

If anything try talking to her ... on msn.

Err... Don't do it anonymously, just a piece of advice :o

Sorry to ruin your fun, but this thread is obviously a pre-organised joke. A pretty bad one as well.
Wow, thanks for enlightening us all, Team17 Forum user GOPedo. Perhaps you'd like to tell us more from your obviously extensive knowledge of the way things are?

Wow, thanks for enlightening us all, Team17 Forum user GOPedo. Perhaps you'd like to tell us more from your obviously extensive knowledge of the way things are?
One may, however, argue that the childish use of ad hominem attacks in your statement only serve to strengthen my intellectual position.

One may, however, argue that the childish use of ad hominem attacks in your statement only serve to strengthen my intellectual position.

It would, had there been any.

Get her drunk. :cool:

Get her drunk. :cool:

Not the best idea...you'll both regret it later.

Not the best idea...you'll both regret it later.

Later... LATER...

i was about to get angry but then i realised it was online orgy

carry on


edit: also how do i get back to a forum that isn't online orgy? this place smells of wee

Everyone, I'm sick of the derails. I posted this thread looking for real advice, and you all seem to be taking it as some sort of a joke. Summer vacation is going to be over soon, and I want to start things off on the right foot. Please help me.

Hell, at least SOMEONE round here still has a sense of humour

Look at the top of the page. Does it say "FunnyLaffs: The hot, exclusive online e-comedy forum for e-comedians only"? No? It says "Online Orgy"? What? Huh? No.

Everyone, I'm sick of the derails. I posted this thread looking for real advice, and you all seem to be taking it as some sort of a joke. Summer vacation is going to be over soon, and I want to start things off on the right foot. Please help me.

i have given 3 advices, IIRC.

i have given 3 advices, IIRC.
Thank you. You're one of the few who isn't making a joke of it, and I really appreciate that.

i have a friend who made exactly what you made, so i understand.

i wont reveal the url

Everyone, I'm sick of the derails. I posted this thread looking for real advice, and you all seem to be taking it as some sort of a joke. Summer vacation is going to be over soon, and I want to start things off on the right foot. Please help me.
Well if it's not a joke, and you showed her that website, and you look like in that pic then... you have no chance in hell. Find someone new. :)

be brave and admit you love her in public.

If there are lockers in your compus, make sure you know which is hers. If yours is near to hers, even better. Find for an opportunity, (or create one), when the time is right.

the 4th plan i gave you IIRC:

It is recess. Grads are clamouring in the corridor and chatting by their lockers. All of them looked the same - they are no better than anyone. But one person caught your eye: Her face perfect as the Statue of Liberty, her body as slender as a top model (definitely not Paris Hilton), her legs gorgeous as a celebrity (definitely not Paris Hilton). You center her in your view, and other people just seemingly disappear. She was looking into her locker when suddenly...

"Trixie! Trixie! Your friend xxxxxx just passed out! hurry!!" Ben's friend pulls Trixie to a class where Trixie's friend lay on the floor.

Ben takes the opportunity to sneak to Trixie's locker and places a bouquet of flowers.

When everything becomes ok, Trixie hurries to her locker and went three steps backwards, her jaw open wide in astonishment. The fragrant flowes had a note in between that reads:

Dear Trixie,

Please calm down.

I would like to apologise, with all my hearts, for the incident of the website i gave you.

It was a misunderstanding; i was so attracted to you that i over-reacted.

Can we just forget whatever that just happened, and be friends again?

I hope we can hang out together. Would you mind?

Dearest,

Desperate Ben.

How many hearts do you suppose Ben has? Are you including the ones in his freezer, because they really belong to his victims.

fine, put that as "with all of my heart"

So you have to poison one of her friends so he/she will pass out?:eek:

It is recess. Grads are clamouring in the corridor and chatting by their lockers. All of them looked the same - they are no better than anyone. But one person caught your eye: Her face perfect as the Statue of Liberty, her body as slender as a top model (definitely not Paris Hilton), her legs gorgeous as a celebrity (definitely not Paris Hilton). You center her in your view, and other people just seemingly disappear. She was looking into her locker when suddenly...
If you haven't noticed, life is not actually like a book. Pretending to be a narrator and recite a story will not make the story come true!

If you haven't noticed, life is not actually like a book. Pretending to be a narrator and recite a story will not make the story come true!

But it can help.

Yeah, I think yahui's right. What this situation needs is a massive, overblown gesture. Preferably, like he suggests, a mildly creepy one.

So you have to poison one of her friends so he/she will pass out?:eek:

Characters needed:

Trixie
Ben
Trixie's Friend
Ben's friend who is also Trixie's friend's friend

I've been pretty much in love with a girl in my chemistry class. She's incredible, but she never seemed to look my way. She is pretty cute, and I like her a lot. So I thought maybe I could get her interest by building a website, you know, professing my love. So I sent her a message over AIM one day telling her to click this link: http://evo.gelatinous.net (a subdomain of www.gelatinous.net, a site which I own jointly with Pickleworm). I thought it would be a worthwhile, and hopefully "cute", sort of thing to do. Yeah, the design is kind of old-fashioned, but I wanted it to be that way so that it would seem more personal.

It seems I was wrong. The next day at school, she called me a "creep", and said that I should stay out of her life forever. If I ever try to come near her, she gives me a dirty look or just ignores me altogether. I've tried so hard to get her back, but it looks like it's just not going to happen.

Has anyone else had an experience like this? I'm just so bummed.
1. You made a website. Most girls don't like nerds/geeks
2. As you say she's never really looked at you, it's unsurprising as you probably don't know her well enough for it to pass off ok.

Trouble with girls is, if you get too close, you'll just be a friend and never go out with them, but if you stay too far away, you don't stand a chance either. You have to get close to them but not for too long before asking them out.

That would go over well...considering especially that she's just been scared to death thinking her friend was in trouble. Of course this is the best time to do something creepy...

I still say **** the ***** she should have ****en liked your ****en website but if she is so **** and cold then *** ***** ******** *** *** ****** **** with **** ******* ***** and ***** lemon **** ****** drainpipe. Seriously. I mean it.

Edit: ****en word filter.

NOT A JOKE/ you website crashes my firefox...

It's for the best, I feel.

Ok I got it to work.

One time, I got a picture of you from the yearbook and used a program called Adobe Photoshop to put myself next to you. It was really neat, but then my hard drive crashed and I lost the picture! :-( I felt very sad.

...dude, you kidding or what? That's just WRAUNG!

It would be really cool if we got married! I can just imagine standing at the altar, giving our vows, and pledging to spend our lives together. Then the fun part would come, the honeymoon! LOL!

Really, though, I'm just making this website for one big reason. I really want to do some fun stuff with you, if you know what I'm talking about! ;-) Some people call it "rolling in the hay", and other guys call it "taking the beef bus to tuna town" - that last one is pretty funny! LOL!

Why don't you just step up to her, grab her frenchkiss her and afterwards shout "I WANNA BANG YOU!" It's pretty much what you did there...

You pretty much blew it buster...and my firefox was right to crash that piece of psychotic crap...

Ok I got it to work.



...dude, you kidding or what? That's just WRAUNG!



Why don't you just step up to her, grab her frenchkiss her and afterwards shout "I WANNA BANG YOU!" It's pretty much what you did there...

You pretty much blew it buster...and my firefox was right to crash that piece of psychotic crap...

Wow, thanks for being considerate? *******.

edit: Seriously, I can't let this go away. Did you read the whole thread, with everyone being nice and mature and helpful and decide, "Hey, I'm going to troll this poor guy who just lost the love of his life?" I hope you feel big now.

He has a HUGE point there tho.

whatever, I just find that site disturbing and creepy!

*edit* and I'm sorry if I sounded harsh, blame my lack of sleep due to my job.

Have you considered Roofies?

Say what now?

Ever heard of google?
http://www.emergency.com/roofies.htm

Oh my... ok thanks, I guess...

Have you tried any of the above suggestions?
If so, how's it going FW?

Have you tried any of the above suggestions?
If so, how's it going FW?
School starts back up after Labor Day (this Monday). When that happens, I'll update you all on what happened.

Good luck, Ben.

Bake her cookies. :D

School starts back up after Labor Day (this Monday). When that happens, I'll update you all on what happened.

Good luck but, try to be 'cool' man, don't go all "HI OMG I LURV YOU LETS MARRY OMG!!!" just nice 'n easy man!

Good luck but, try to be 'cool' man, don't go all "HI OMG I LURV YOU LETS MARRY OMG!!!" just nice 'n easy man!

Ignore the fool he's crazy! Women like it spelled out!

Well how'd it go?!

Well how'd it go?!
You know, I haven't mustered up the courage to talk to her yet. I'll do it tomorrow, though. :)

I've bolded out parts that could've been your mistake.

My name is Benjamin and I want to be forever yours! I am just an ordinary guy but when I saw you walking down the hallway yesterday I wanted to make sure that I knew everything about you! For this reason I made this website!

The music playing in the background right now is Beauty and the Beast! It is the theme song from one of my very favorite movies of all time! It is so funny and it makes me laugh every time I see it. Gaston is so scary though! What is your favorite movie? Perhaps we could watch a movie together some time.

I built this website because I love you so much. That probably sounds pretty weird, LOL! But I think you are just so beautiful. I want to touch your gorgeous brown hair and get lost in your beautiful blue eyes. In fact, sometimes during chemistry, I stare at you from across the room for the entire class! I kinda miss what the teacher says, but it's worth it! ;-)

One time, I got a picture of you from the yearbook and used a program called Adobe Photoshop to put myself next to you. It was really neat, but then my hard drive crashed and I lost the picture! :-( I felt very sad.

It would be really cool if we got married! I can just imagine standing at the altar, giving our vows, and pledging to spend our lives together. Then the fun part would come, the honeymoon! LOL!

Really, though, I'm just making this website for one big reason. I really want to do some fun stuff with you, if you know what I'm talking about! ;-) Some people call it "rolling in the hay", and other guys call it "taking the beef bus to tuna town" - that last one is pretty funny! LOL! I love every part of you. No part of you goes unnoticed. When you broke up with that dumb jock Thomas... you looked so sad that I just wanted to glomp (hug from behind) you the whole time... but I was too shy! I will not be a Thomas. I will be a nice guy. I will never ever break up with you. I will to be your friend, and a lot more too. So will you be mine?

Love, Benjamin

Alternatively, if it is a joke, then I've highlighted the parts that give it away.

Alternatively, if it is a joke, then I've highlighted the parts that give it away.

If you can't tell, then the parts that give it away are presumably the parts that prove you're gullible.

Sorry, but I'll just have to make it blunt now.

If she saw that website-thing, there is no way in hell you are going to get her back now. It's all so wrong.

Sorry, but I'll just have to make it blunt now.

If she saw that website-thing, there is no way in hell you are going to get her back now. It's all so wrong.

Didn't I already say that...

Didn't I already say that...
Not really. What you said was more of a "There's no way you'll get her to like you unless she wants to be like Paris Hilton".

Not really. What you said was more of a "There's no way you'll get her to like you unless she wants to be like Paris Hilton".

Well, yeah, isn't that the whole point?

Have you asked yet?

I bet he chickened out.

I think he walked up to her, next thing he knows he's in the hospital on intensive care...

Just go up to her and sniff her arm pits. ;) The French dig that sorta thing. :)

Just go up to her and sniff her arm pits. ;) The French dig that sorta thing. :)

Oh yeah, that's how I got my girlfriend, I also shouted in her face that she was a WHORE! she's still madly in love with me!

Its painfully obvious.

She's attractive and "cool". You're not.

She hardly knows who you are beyond the quiet nerd who sits in the back of the room. You haven't never even had a serious conversation with her, and out of nowhere you send her a freakin website that you made about her, and your love for her. She thinks its weird, and think you're weird for doing it. She's right.

She'll never like you, and guess what...


You just got served.

She's gone. :(

I don't know why, but this week she suddenly stopped showing up at school. I don't know what's going on. I hope she didn't transfer.

No she couldn't of transferred, could she? She might just be ill or something.

She's gone. :(

I don't know why, but this week she suddenly stopped showing up at school. I don't know what's going on. I hope she didn't transfer.
Please don't investigate it too much. Then you'll look like a stalker.

I think you just have to let it go.

She's gone. :(

I don't know why, but this week she suddenly stopped showing up at school. I don't know what's going on. I hope she didn't transfer.

Cool you scared her away :cool:

Thats only 1 though right? Dont start bragging until you hit double digits :cool:

She's gone. :(

I don't know why, but this week she suddenly stopped showing up at school. I don't know what's going on. I hope she didn't transfer.

I know what all of this is about:

IT WAS ALL IN YOUR MIND.

At least that would make it somewhat better.

She's gone. :(

I don't know why, but this week she suddenly stopped showing up at school. I don't know what's going on. I hope she didn't transfer.

Ask/pay a stranger to ask one of her friends where she went.

This is my fav bit from your site:

I stare at you from across the room for the entire class!

:o
No wonder she told you to stay away!

This is my fav bit from your site:

I stare at you from across the room for the entire class!

:o
No wonder she told you to stay away!
Was the bold highlighting necessary? :p

congrats futureworm, your relationship problem thread currently has 101 posts in grand total.

112 to be exact

you better go to club penguin in the pizza parlot :p

Yeah, she's been gone for the past week. I don't know what happened, and I don't know if I'll ever find out. Maybe this is the end of another chapter in my life.

Yeah, she's been gone for the past week. I don't know what happened, and I don't know if I'll ever find out. Maybe this is the end of another chapter in my life.

maybe "life" just isn't for you...

Maybe it's time to move on then.
Just don't make a website about the next one!

Maybe it's time to move on then.
Just don't make a website about the next one!

NONO, DO make a website! But keep it subtle, and don't say you want to 'role in teh hay' with her or something.

Or cut out your heart and offer it to her, it has the sam effect!

NONO, DO make a website! But keep it subtle, and don't say you want to 'role in teh hay' with her or something.

Or cut out your heart and offer it to her, it has the sam effect!

Maybe, but I think most girls would run away after you started walking around with your heart in your hand.

No she couldn't of transferred, could she? She might just be ill or something.

I agree with Diablo. She's probably ill but u could have scared her away from the school, in which case I say "sorry but u really screwed up" No offence.

Nah, she couldn't of been scared out of that school just because of one person. Surely not.

Or maybe Ben also did something he's not telling us about that could have scared her off. :p

like...??? do not have dirty thoughts, angelus.

What, there's plenty of things he could have done that aren't dirty. Just disturbing.
Maybe he kidnapped her dog and asked for a date as ransom. :p

Chances are that she dissapeared due to Ben's newly-perscribed medication.

wow.

Ben your a dousche. Who the hell makes a website about a girl? I was laughin my ass off throughout the whole 20min it took me to read this.. get a life man. Seriously this'll sound like more of a rant than advice, but it doesn't take much to appear to be a perv/stalker to a girl. you ruined it-anybody doing this would've [if it wasn't a joke] but the problem is, it wasn't with you. A worms/online community forum is not the place to talk about your strange website fantasies, but much less not the place to ask for advice about them.

..

grow some balls, and figure something out for someone else.

wow.

Ben your a dousche. Who the hell makes a website about a girl? I was laughin my ass off throughout the whole 20min it took me to read this.

That took you twenty minutes?

wow.

Ben your a dousche. Who the hell makes a website about a girl? I was laughin my ass off throughout the whole 20min it took me to read this.. get a life man. Seriously this'll sound like more of a rant than advice, but it doesn't take much to appear to be a perv/stalker to a girl. you ruined it-anybody doing this would've [if it wasn't a joke] but the problem is, it wasn't with you. A worms/online community forum is not the place to talk about your strange website fantasies, but much less not the place to ask for advice about them.

..

grow some balls, and figure something out for someone else.

Love makes people a little weird, don't make him feel that bad. You really could have said that better.

Love makes people a little weird, don't make him feel that bad. You really could have said that better.

Are you saying I could've said it a different way? I said it like it was - that isn't the way to approach a girl, and **** like that makes you look like a stalker. I'd get over her if I were you ben - I wouldn't even try to be friends.

*sigh*
Dude you shouldn't say it that way.
Here's how you should say it:

Ben, you are a looser, and you'll be alone all your life. HA-HA! :cool:

Hope this helps. :)

*sigh*
Dude you shouldn't say it that way.
Here's how you should say it:

Ben, you are a looser, and you'll be alone all your life. HA-HA! :cool:

Hope this helps. :)

Wow, thanks for the friendly, helpful, tip. Not.

Can we let this die now?

Yes.

Can we let this die now?

Yes.

How's this: if Ben has nothing else to say, he stops replying to the thread. If some development happens in the future, he responds. I think that's a good way for this to work.

How's this: if Ben has nothing else to say, he stops replying to the thread. If some development happens in the future, he responds. I think that's a good way for this to work.

OR we keep telling 'Ben' what a prat he's been for our own amusemest

*vote yes*

OR we keep telling 'Ben' what a prat he's been for our own amusemest

*vote yes*

Hmmm tempting...

OR we keep telling 'Ben' what a prat he's been for our own amusemest

*vote yes*

Yes I agree we should laugh at everyone who has ever made a mistake.

This is awesome thread.


yes.:)

OMG, I KNOW WHO BEN REALLY IS!! It's Mikey, all grown up. :)

Don't remember who I'm talking about? Maybe some of you will remember this classic...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ge7mozA-ptI

OK, that was wierd. I don't even think that guy was 11 yrs old!

+ 1

+ 1
Way to derail my thread. :mad:

I overheard some of her friends talking today, and they were talking about how she transferred to another school. I don't think it was because of me, or at least I sure hope it wasn't. Maybe I should ask my mom if I could start going to that school. You know, get a fresh start. What do you guys think?

Way to derail my thread. :mad:

I overheard some of her friends talking today, and they were talking about how she transferred to another school. I don't think it was because of me, or at least I sure hope it wasn't. Maybe I should ask my mom if I could start going to that school. You know, get a fresh start. What do you guys think?

I don't know. At this point you should balance your opportunities. Don't close any doors.

Your friends at this school you've probably been with all your life. But if you move to the new school, you might be with her for the rest of your life. I think deep down you are the only one who really knows what's best for yourself. Don't rush to any decision... give it a good amount of thought before you go anywhere with this.

Way to derail my thread. :mad:

I overheard some of her friends talking today, and they were talking about how she transferred to another school. I don't think it was because of me, or at least I sure hope it wasn't. Maybe I should ask my mom if I could start going to that school. You know, get a fresh start. What do you guys think?


I'm not being offensive an inch but if you did move there, she would probably think you're stalking her:-/. That's all I have to say for that matter. She's gone, it does hurt I know but there's plenty more girls out there.

there's plenty more girls out there.

Consider there are 6,000,000,000 people in the world... half are women. There are lots and better ones, but before anything, make sure not to screw it again :p

Being obsesive doesn't help at all, and falling in love just by sight is a pure joke... I know what I say :p

Just don't get obsessed at all.

And don't do any other website like that creepy one. In case you did actually do it seriously, and you are not laughing your ass off from your side of the screen... Just let me doubt about the reallity of that, but the screwing up was quite massive... TOO massive. But if it was actually real, just learn from the mistakes and don't repeat them.

Good luck with the rest, or good joke, whatever it is. I don't really mind too much :p

Your friends at this school you've probably been with all your life.
Oh wait, he has friends now? :rolleyes:

How about you transfer to a military school instead so that they can teach you how to grow some balls, eh? :rolleyes:

Ever tried any type of apology.

Way to derail my thread. :mad:

I overheard some of her friends talking today, and they were talking about how she transferred to another school. I don't think it was because of me, or at least I sure hope it wasn't. Maybe I should ask my mom if I could start going to that school. You know, get a fresh start. What do you guys think?

Yes! GOGOGO! What are you waiting for??

And keep us posted with any updates thanks :cool:

Oh wait, he has friends now? :rolleyes:

How about you transfer to a military school instead so that they can teach you how to grow some balls, eh? :rolleyes:

ZING!!

...

DOUBLE ZING!!!

Ever tried any type of apology.
It's not like I can give her an apology if I never see her.

Quite true. So just kidnap her and apologize. :)

All right, here's an update. I had a talk with my parents, just to gauge their support, and I was kind of surprised at their reaction to me wanting to transfer. My mom said that she didn't really think I was "fitting in well" at my current high school, and thought that "a change of scenery" might be a good choice. My dad said that he had no problems with transferring, as long as I kept up my schoolwork.

And really, my mom is right; I don't much care for my current school. Trixie was the only thing that really kept me interested, and now that she's gone, nothing of particular interest is left. My teachers are boring, and I don't really have any friends.

I also found out what school she's at now (via Facebook), and when I asked my parents about that school, it turns out my dad graduated from there, and had a great time in high school! So if I want to go for it, I'm pretty much in the clear.

What do you guys think I should do?

All right, here's an update. I had a talk with my parents, just to gauge their support, and I was kind of surprised at their reaction to me wanting to transfer. My mom said that she didn't really think I was "fitting in well" at my current high school, and thought that "a change of scenery" might be a good choice. My dad said that he had no problems with transferring, as long as I kept up my schoolwork.

And really, my mom is right; I don't much care for my current school. Trixie was the only thing that really kept me interested, and now that she's gone, nothing of particular interest is left. My teachers are boring, and I don't really have any friends.

I also found out what school she's at now (via Facebook), and when I asked my parents about that school, it turns out my dad graduated from there, and had a great time in high school! So if I want to go for it, I'm pretty much in the clear.

What do you guys think I should do?

Improve your imagination? This tale is getting predictable :(

Be an hero with a gun!

Improve your imagination? This tale is getting predictable :(
Did you ever know that you are really really annoying? Please stop trolling my thread already, for the love of God.
Be an hero with a gun!
I don't get this, and I'm not sure whether that's because it's a stupid joke or what

That's called stalking. She's away? well, the bird flew away. go get another, or simply, screw it all, and go on with your life :p

You are just putting excuses to follow her anywere.

With every word you say, I'm more and more convinced about this being a joke, but Idon't want to imagine the poor girl you are (according to the definition) stalking if this is/was real...

(also, considering she didn't want to know anything more from you, going to the other school wouldn't make any diference, wouldn't it?)

Just kidnap her. Ever heard of the Stockholm syndrome?

hey, 156 posts in this thread!

Just let it go. You creeped her out with the website, all signs point towards the fact that she doesn't care about you one bit, and now she's moved away. But when you're tracking her through Facebook, suddenly showing up at her new school, or go into her class, you've crossed the line to becoming a stalker. Fine, maybe moving to a new school might be a good idea, regardless of the girl, but after over a month of discussing your love life on a Internet Worms-forum, you'll have to face the hard fact that she'll never be yours.
Sorry, but you had your shot, and you blew it.

if you were to transfer to trixie's school, she'll totally freak out and something like this will happen:

http://jyjy_simply_clean.blogspot.com (my friend makes a clear statement to a boy who likes her but she doesnt)

p.s. only read the freakish part on the top, dont read other parts of her blog :p

p.p.s. "lao gong" means "lover" or "husband" or "hunny" etc.. pls ignore the lousy grammar.

It's not like I can give her an apology if I never see her.

Then e-mail her and tell her you'd like to talk to her in person.
See what happens.

Procede directly to her front door!

This thread is one big fat joke right, if its not the person concerned really needs a crash course in how to woo a woman. Okay heres the crash course

1) don't tell her you want to crash ram your beef train into her tuna town

2) Don't build websites about how you look at her throughout the chemistry lesson

3) don't tell her you want to marry her


Basically you have been WAAAAAY to forward and fast and told her stuff that someone should only tell someone when they have been going out with them for at least a month. Girls like to be pursued but not like this!

This thread is one big fat joke right, if its not the person concerned really needs a crash course in how to woo a woman. Okay heres the crash course

1) don't tell her you want to crash ram your beef train into her tuna town

2) Don't build websites about how you look at her throughout the chemistry lesson

3) don't tell her you want to marry her


Basically you have been WAAAAAY to forward and fast and told her stuff that someone should only tell someone when they have been going out with them for at least a month. Girls like to be pursued but not like this!
No you are wrong. The problem is that he wasn't straight forward enough.
Ben, you should have gave her a ring and proposed in front of all the school, and hired a priest to marry you right there. And give her the Kamasutra as a wedding gift, highlighting the positions you want to try out first. :cool:
That would have worked like a charm.

uh...? :eek: excuse me? A ring? In school? A priest? Marriage? Kamasutra (but where can he...)? POSITIONS..??!!! *faints*

I think MtlAngelus is turning this thread into a 13SX thread or so.

Lol, this is another funny thread... I have not read the entire thread, and neither do i ever intend to... but from what i have picked up, this sounds like stalking. hehe.

Dude there are MANY MANY more fish in the sea, we all at some time and place in our lives, get besotted over a girl, who is unattainable...

Quite frankly id love to marry Jessica Alba or even Carmella Descare...

But sadly that will never happen, so what i did, was come back to earth, and find a new girl. Which i did, and im totally happy.

If she is scared by you, or intimidated, or whatever, just move on, she obviously doesn't deserve all the attention and time that you are dedicating to her. Life Goes on....

Lol, this is another funny thread... I have not read the entire thread, and neither do i ever intend to... but from what i have picked up, this sounds like stalking. hehe.

Dude there are MANY MANY more fish in the sea, we all at some time and place in our lives, get besotted over a girl, who is unattainable...

Quite frankly id love to marry Jessica Alba or even Carmella Descare...

But sadly that will never happen, so what i did, was come back to earth, and find a new girl. Which i did, and im totally happy.

If she is scared by you, or intimidated, or whatever, just move on, she obviously doesn't deserve all the attention and time that you are dedicating to her. Life Goes on....
Ignore the fool, nothing says 'i love you!' like a brick through her bedroom window!

Ignore the fool, nothing says 'i love you!' like a brick through her bedroom window!

Ok, Ben do NOT do this, this guy is trying to get you to make a fool out of yourself so he can laugh at you. Repeat: do NOT do this.

Ignore the fool, nothing says 'i love you!' like a brick through her bedroom window!
don't forget to sign the brick. otherwise, she will not know it is from you.

presumably they have restraining orders in the united states as well.?

Ignore the fool, nothing says 'i love you!' like a brick through her bedroom window!
Ah yes, the ol' window brick! That's how I got my girlfriend to fall in love with me.


Yeah, I had a rocket-propelled guided brick capable of travelling haf way around the world!

I used a bazooka. Too bad she didn't survive.

I've been pretty much in love with a girl in my chemistry class. She's incredible, but she never seemed to look my way. She is pretty cute, and I like her a lot. So I thought maybe I could get her interest by building a website, you know, professing my love. So I sent her a message over AIM one day telling her to click this link: http://evo.gelatinous.net (a subdomain of www.gelatinous.net, a site which I own jointly with Pickleworm). I thought it would be a worthwhile, and hopefully "cute", sort of thing to do. Yeah, the design is kind of old-fashioned, but I wanted it to be that way so that it would seem more personal.

It seems I was wrong. The next day at school, she called me a "creep", and said that I should stay out of her life forever. If I ever try to come near her, she gives me a dirty look or just ignores me altogether. I've tried so hard to get her back, but it looks like it's just not going to happen.

Has anyone else had an experience like this? I'm just so bummed.


You know, if I were the girl I would ask for a restriction order against you. Mainly because of the "marriage" part :S.

An advice: don't mention it again...

dude, i retract what i said above....

I just viewed your "Love site"...
are you crazy or what... dude u gotta go to "how to pick up a girl 101"
you cant just say you wanna have sex with her... damn dude... lol
im not surprised she ran for the hills... man oh man... glad that was not me.
lol

but seriously what the hell is that site still doing up.... GET RID OF IT....
spare yourself from the ridicule of the world... man oh man...
unless thats what you want...

There is a difference between being "Sweet" and just being a "PERVERT"
dude you fell into the Pervert column...

But perverts are cool. Like Jiraiya. :cool:

Erro senin is pretty cool... lol (from naruto)

oh plus dude, you say on your website... that when that jock guy broke up with her...
that you wanted to hug her.... but were too shy???????????????????

shy.... SHY??? but you had the balls to say the main reason for the site, was to let her know that you wanna "POKE" her... hehe... come on dude... oh man....

Erro senin is pretty cool... lol (from naruto)

oh plus dude, you say on your website... that when that jock guy broke up with her...
that you wanted to hug her.... but were too shy???????????????????

shy.... SHY??? but you had the balls to say the main reason for the site, was to let her know that you wanna "POKE" her... hehe... come on dude... oh man....

Many people gain a newfound confidence when behind a computer screen, finding themselves able to say what's in their heart without worrying about being made fun of (like some people, not mention any names, are doing to Ben right now).

Ben, even if you decide not to pursue her at her new school, consider keeping the site up as a memory of these times (or take it down, if it makes you uncomfortable).

Notice how ben has stopped posting in this thead. I think he did something really really bad and is just trying to stay away from the topic. :cool:

id love to hear an update from ben...

Notice how ben has stopped posting in this thead. I think he did something really really bad and is just trying to stay away from the topic. :cool:
or simply got himself arrested.

lol :p :-/

Notice how ben has stopped posting in this thead. I think he did something really really bad and is just trying to stay away from the topic. :cool:

He did the brick thing and there totally on a honeymoon right now :cool:

He did the brick thing and there totally on a honeymoon right now :cool:

In Alcatraz :cool: