Fatal Injuries---> Broken Neck

(If I remember rightly, the original thread involved arrows like so, if I'm thinking of the right one)

Hospital:(

Hospital---> Full of Idiot Doctors

Injections

Anal seepage

Blood:(:(:(

Blood --> War

terrorism


__________________________________________________ ______________________________

Suicide bombers

Suicide bombers

Arcade game Bomber man [It was something like that]

Terrorists should all be killed!
Taking innocent lives due to misconcieved areas of the QUARAN!!!!

Terrorists should all be killed!
Taking innocent lives due to misconcieved areas of the QUARAN!!!!

Death related pillgrimages.

"Hurry! If we get the bomb under the church, Al-Keida might buy us a chocolate bar! :D"

Terrorists should all be killed!
Taking innocent lives due to misconcieved areas of the QUARAN!!!!

Exactly. Frankly we haven't had a terrorist attack that killed someone for a long time, until the July 2005 bombings.

The Word: Death

Inevitability.

Errrr, searched on google for a defenition and found nothing.

So i'll just make a random guess that its something to do with sad.

Word: Happy.

Inevitable
n·ev·i·ta·ble (n-v-t-bl)
adj.
1. Impossible to avoid or prevent. See Synonyms at certain.
2. Invariably occurring or appearing; predictable: the inevitable changes of the seasons.

Monkeys

Humans (well, we are kinda related to them) or is it chimpanzee's? i think its both.

homosapien
:p

robots :cool:

robots :cool:---> Death-Droids

Lasers :cool:

Yeah, But Nothing matches good old AK-47.:D

YEEEHHAAAA!!!!:rolleyes: [Badabadabadabada!!!!]:-/

If the word is YEEEHHAAAA!!!! then...

Bligglemagooblebooger

BBLBeep22222


Blame Zeor for that, now it's stuck in my head.

BBLBeep22222


Blame Zeor for that, now it's stuck in my head.

Sciencefiction Television Programs Influencing people.

I mean, Honestly, saving the universe with a 1950's police box and a blue flashing light thingy?:-/

Scienfiction Television Programs Influencing people.
Dr. White


Don't ask me why I thought that, it's just the first thing that came into my head.
Also, "Scienfiction" isn't a word.

Doctor Who

Dr. Mario...

Luigi......

HI I'M DAISY!

Mega Mushrooms

High as a bird

High on Cocaine

drugs:cool:

My favorite

Sonic the hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog---> Sonic Breaks his Neck

Splapp-me-do

Blood (because of his sigworm)

Toribash

10 CHARACTER SLORG OWNAR

Greatest game in the history of man-kind?

Greatest game in the history of man-kind? ---> All in opinion.

Dr. Mario...

Do you mean the Dr Mario theissen who runs the BMW Sauber F1 Team or the video game plumber guy?

Sorry, Im just clearly obsessed with Formula 1.

Anyway: The greatest game in the history of man kind: PAC-MAN!!!

Waca waca waca!!!:D

P.S. I remember two people at school who always argued over weather kirby or link was better, so all I heard was:

"Kirby!"
"Link!"
"Kirby!"
"Link!"...

rubbish

Okay, now can someone slap me in the face for thinking pacman is rubbish. I think pacman is rubbish, though.

Void Opinion


Moreso, I wonder if we can put a restraining order on you from being 10 foot next to a videogame.

Void Opinion---> Into the Void- Black Sabbath

Awesomeness...

Awesomeness...

Having the person you hate, being eaten by a walrus.

bucket o' happyness

KFCvsdvdvs

bucket o' happyness

:)

bucket o' happyness:) ---> McDonalds Happy Meal (Which isn't all that happy. It's gross.)

bucket o' happyness:) ---> McDonalds Happy Meal (Which isn't all that happy. It's gross.)

Fat crap with a plastic lid over it.:p

Yoghurt
(Don't ask)

Now just a miniute there!...:mad:

Have I offended you with my yoghurt hating ways?

My grandma once gave me one of those drinking yoghurts... And before I ended it, I noticed it was yellow. It expired like 5 months ago.

I ended it, I was thirsty :p

(and yes, all that's what came to my mind)

My grandma once gave me one of those drinking yoghurts... And before I ended it, I noticed it was yellow. It expired like 5 months ago.

I ended it, I was thirsty :p

(and yes, all that's what came to my mind)---> Expired Cow.

Passed by expiery date.

You Seplt it wonrg.:p

You Seplt it wonrg.:p

:eek: OMG!!! I MADE A MINOR MISTAKE LIKE I HAVE SEVERAL TIMES BEFORE!!!:eek: I AM TRUELY EVIL!!! I SHOULD BE HANGED!!!!!!!HANGED I TELL YOU!!!!:eek:!!:eek:!!!!! HANGED!!!!!

:eek: OMG!!! I MADE A MINOR MISTAKE LIKE I HAVE SEVERAL TIMES BEFORE!!!:eek: I AM TRUELY EVIL!!! I SHOULD BE HANGED!!!!!!!HANGED I TELL YOU!!!!:eek:!!:eek:!!!!! HANGED!!!!!----> Blasphemy.

Blasphemy- Hating Nintendo products

I hate that retarded fat plumber.

The Green one or the Red one?:confused:

I hate that retarded fat plumber.

I hate that retarded fat plumber- Mario

You Seplt it wonrg

Look at you!

The Green one or the Red one?:confused:

Notice I said fat not skinny or tall ;)


Mario < Sonic

Sonic ------> best game series ever invented

Anything after Sonic 3 & Knuckles = Fail

Fail --------> Big Rigs Over the Road Racing

Big Rigs Over the Road Racing----> You're Winner!

That's the right one, right?

You're Winner! --> Yeah!

Yeah!--------> parties

Ravehttp://dfdfgsdfds

Combine Raveball.

Fun times.

Fun times. ---> You had to be there

You're Winner! --> Yeah!

Reminds me of a sentaces when you win a racing game: "Congratulation, you have won the race!!" or "Sorry, you didn't won the race." LOL! :D

Anyway: You had to be there--> But you wasn't!:(

But you wasn't-----> Forumula 1 races

But you wasn't-----> Forumula 1 races

Formula 1 races---> WOAH!!! AND OFF, OFF, OFF! OFF GOES MIKA HAKKINEN, OUT OF THE RACE!, LOSES TRACTION, INTO THE WALL, BAMM!!!!:D

Formula 1 races---> WOAH!!! AND OFF, OFF, OFF! OFF GOES MIKA HAKKINEN, OUT OF THE RACE!, LOSES TRACTION, INTO THE WALL, BAMM!!!!:D

Hyperactive.

Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger...

Mushroom!!

Thank-you So Much For Playing Ma Game!

Snapping Turtles

Turtle Tamer

Turtle Tamer

Turtle Tamer- Not brave

Casper the friendly ghost.

Casper the friendly ghost.---> Gastly

Casper the friendly ghost.---> Gastly

Gastly or ghastly?

Gastly or ghastly?

The pokemon who is the pre-evolved form of Gengar and haunter.

gastly-Ghost type pokemon

The pokemon who is the pre-evolved form of Gengar and haunter.

gastly-Ghost type pokemon


Wierd Japaneese stuff.

Weird Japanese Stuff- Japanese Language

こんばんはあなた太った魚

International languages

International languages

The English hate the germans, the germans hate the itallians, the itallians hate the french, and the french hate everybody.

And I hate you :)

And I hate you :)

your winner!

Pardon me?

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/9/9a/240px-YOU'RE_WINNER_trophy.jpg

Grammar failure

The English hate the germans, the germans hate the itallians, the itallians hate the french, and the french hate everybody.

That's because the French always surrender! :mad:

Anyway: Grammar failure ---> You're Winner!
(Yes, a circle)

Your winner!-----> big figs rigs over the road racing

big figs rigs over the road racing --> You're Winner!

I'm sensing a pattern here...

TlME PARADOX

TlME PARADOX --> Back to the future ...

Reamber that Silly Game thread where you say the first thing that comes to your head when you read the previous post?
Well I liked it so I started it up again.

The rules are so silly and simple. you just post the very first thing that came to your head when you read the word in the post above you.
...and if that thought just so happened to be completely unrelated then that's fine! Just say the FIRST THING, whatever it may be.

I'll give the first word:

Peanuts

Groundhog Day


Double Post Edit:

Groundhog Day


Double Post Edit:

Groundhog Day


Double Post Edit:

Groundhog Day

Groundhog Day?

Groundhog Day! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groundhog_Day_%28film%29)

Groundhog Day! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groundhog_Day_%28film%29)

hedgehogs.

Groundhog Day!

Groundhog Day!

no link.....

Groundhog Day!

Edit: And how can you say no link if you just got hedgehogs from Groundhog Day in the first place? XD

Groundhog Day!

Edit: And how can you say no link if you just got hedgehogs from Groundhog Day in the first place? XD

yeah. It aint easy to click on a link and then it says the page uses too much memory now, is it? i'm typing from my PSP.

You forgot to include a link to the site with groundhog day, which is why i said as the word: no link.

Considering Shadowmoon didn't give a word...
Groundhog Day!--->Weasel Stomping Day

On a side note, what about the other game we had? The really long story one.

black death

yeah. It aint easy to click on a link and then it says the page uses too much memory now, is it? i'm typing from my PSP.

You forgot to include a link to the site with groundhog day, which is why i said as the word: no link.
I have no idea what you are on about :)
Why would it need a link anyway?

Bubonic Plague

Bubonic Plague---> Death by the Thousands.

The china earthquake

The china earthquake---> lol China!

lol china- mean lady

mean lady---> Grumpy

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Stupid kids stories

Penguin stories. [see avatar] [No, Don't click it, just look at it.]

I have no idea what you are on about :)
Why would it need a link anyway?

Bubonic Plague

THERE WAS NO LINK

how the hell can you not understand that?

What part of no link do you not understand?

Penquin Stories-----~~> Happy Feet

Happy Feet > Athlete's foot

What part of no link do you not understand?

The fact that it doesn't need a link in the first place...

STINKAY

STINKAY- People's farts

Methane. LOTS.

Medicine:-/

Unrelated.

Unrelated.---> Step-siblings/parents

Unrelated.

Well i don't know what methane means and i can't be arsed to wikipedia it.....

Well i don't know what methane means and i can't be arsed to wikipedia it ---> Laziness

Laziness------> Your Dad after a stressfull day at work

Your Dad after a stressfull day at work---> Dad from Calvin and Hobbes

Your Dad after a stressfull day at work---> Dad from Calvin and Hobbes

Dad from calvin and hobbes---> Mail order bride

Mail order bride----> Mail order Mom (MAD magazine)

Sexy pie...

The Cake. (double post merge) <- Don't count that, count "The Cake".

The Cake Is A Lie!
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
still alive.

The Cake Is A Lie!


"...followed by death"

Companion Cube

Sorry I'm in a Portal mood today :)

Companion Cube

Sorry I'm in a Portal mood today :)

McMaster loves portal. Seriously.

Companion Cube- Rhombus

McMaster loves portal. Seriously.
Then I love him.

Dodecahedron.

20 Sided shape

and there isn't a 20 sided shape.

Yes there is it's called an icosagon. If it is a solid figure three-dimensional it is an icosahedron.

I'll assume the word is icosagon, so...... my word: Quadrilaterals

Oh my, i selpt it right.

I'll assume the word is icosagon, so...... my word: Quadrilaterals

Oh my, i selpt it right.

No You didn't! well, not the last bit anyway.

No You didn't! well, not the last bit anyway.

forgot the comma

yup, that is the word.

The Comma is a Lie.

super_frea! Are you Portal fan? Good boy! I also love Portal!

And Still Alive is my favourite song!

Menu of some Portal thingies:

Still Alive (http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=264683322&blogID=319740974)

Cake Recipe (http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=264683322&blogID=319788570)

REAL Cake Recipe (http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=264683322&blogID=343073257)

Portal = absolute genius. It's better than Half-Life I think even though I completed it damn quick. And Still Alive made me cry with laughter at the end too. A fantastic end to a fantastic game. I have it on my iPod :p

I'm planning on getting it soon.

It looks awesome.

Play this game http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/404612
It's not as good as the real thing obviously, but it's damn addictive.
I'm stuck on level 24.

i liek portal (insert retarded expresion here)

i liek portal---> Here we go again.

i liek portal---> Here we go again.

Here we go again---> I have a bad feeling about this... [Actor harrison ford, in almost every film and character he plays in.]

I want to buy portal. But, where can I buy one?!

*Cries*

http://www.steampowered.com/v/index.php?area=app&AppId=400
If you're American

I'm no American....:(


*Plays the Flash version of Portal*

I'm no American....:(


*Plays the Flash version of Portal*

I'm no interested!:( [Starts playing Portal]

Not being funny but level 32 of the flash version is driving me positively barmy.

Not being funny but level 32 of the flash version is driving me positively barmy.

Not being funny, but i'm seriously concerned that we may be going off topic, and the dreaded mods will crush us like nuts in a nutcracker.:eek:

I'm pretty sure this thread makes them cry with agony anyway.

I'm pretty sure this thread makes them cry with agony anyway.

I'm pretty sure YOU make them cry with agony. In fact, I bet they're sharpening they're pitch forks right about now.

OH YEAH?! Well you smell like udders.

I'm pretty sure YOU make them cry with agony. In fact, I bet they're sharpening they're pitch forks right about now.

i'm pretty sure they are getting out their pitchforks right now, because of YOUR moaning.

I'm pretty sure this is a forum game.

Yes, I thought of that.

Is the downloadable version of Portal only for Americans? :confused:

Anyway, you can buy it on CD, just like I did.

We're still supposed to be playing the game remember?:-/

You could just make a thread about portal, or just go play it.

Is the downloadable version of Portal only for Americans? :confused:.
Well it's in Dollars. I'm sure you can still probably buy it from somewhere but that was the first link I found.

We're still supposed to be playing the game remember?:-/

You could just make a thread about portal, or just go play it.

please don't say you don't like portal. You'll break my heart.

You'll break my heart.--->Members of the opposite gender are very good at doing that lolzers.
ha ha wow I'm up late

Members of the opposite gender are very good at doing that lolzers- Males

Sexy lady.

Sexy lady.

Nightclubs

NightClubs > People dancing like idiots. Or something.

People dancing like idiots. Or something.---> A Night at the Roxbury

Will Ferrell.

Data not found on brain.

Please pick an option:
(R)etry
(I)gnore
(C)reate new info

Annoying neibour at door...

Must...

A] Intercept.
B] Destroy.
C] Eat.

Carol Singers

Business Men

Failing at life.

(At least it's not a BSc in Maths though. Oh man, only an idiot would take that course!)

Hobo Jim
Psssst my signature has changed since you last copied it shadowmoon. Also you're current one doesn't actually make any sense considering you don't actually have an avatar.

Hobo Jim---> Uncle Harry

Failing at life.

(At least it's not a BSc in Maths though. Oh man, only an idiot would take that course!)
Well now I wonder who this post is aimed at. You sure are subtle sometimes.

Hostility!

Hostility--->Hospitle

Hostility--->Hospitle

You spelt hospital wrong. Hospitable means "kind and generous". Hostility means hostile and barbarian. I don't know what made you think that up.

Anyway, Hospitle---> Hose_Spitle.

Hobo Jim
Psssst my signature has changed since you last copied it shadowmoon. Also you're current one doesn't actually make any sense considering you don't actually have an avatar.

Melon made me an avatar, and later the same avatar with a seizure effect to it.

Anyway.... Hose_Spitle------> What the hell?

Melon made me an avatar, and later the same avatar with a seizure effect to it.

Anyway.... Hose_Spitle------> What the hell?

What the hell? ---> SATAN

IT WAS THE GREATEST SONG IN THE WORLD
Oooooh riiiiiiiiiight
IT WAS THE GREATEST SONG IN THE WORLD
Oooooooooh riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
(Sorry)

IT WAS THE GREATEST SONG IN THE WORLD
Oooooh riiiiiiiiiight
IT WAS THE GREATEST SONG IN THE WORLD
Oooooooooh riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
(Sorry)

.......wtf!?

I think he is just enjoying himself. That or there is a song called "SATAN".

Anyway: ........wtf!?---> Constant Profanity.

.......wtf!?

....wtf!?-----> confused deranged donkey......

.......wtf!?
You must have seen this by now...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcJwz7wu8_s

Anyway:

Sheep

Sheep-----> Sheep-ish thoughts

Little Bo Peep

You spelt hospital wrong. Hospitable means "kind and generous". Hostility means hostile and barbarian. I don't know what made you think that up.

Anyway, Hospitle---> Hose_Spitle.
You spelled splittle wrong.
IRONY!

You spelled splittle wrong.
IRONY!

Did not! I was Demonstrating that your lack of spelling skills is a real nusiance.

Little Bo Peep---> Went out to search for her sheep. But of course by the time she found em, She was so angry, She was gonna pound em.

Did not! I was Demonstrating that your lack of spelling skills is a real nusiance.

Little Bo Peep---> Went out to search for her sheep. But of course by the time she found em, She was so angry, She was gonna pound em.

---> Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece was white and wispy. Then it caught foot and mouth, and now it's black and crispy.

John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went.
John Freeman got his computer shut down and wet on the platform to go up to the roof of the building where he left his motorcycle and normal people close because he was in his office lab coat. John Freeman got on his motorcycl and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences" so he had to go.
John Freeman ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed. He kept driving down the road and made sure there was no zombies around because he ddint have weapon.
The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for John Freemans quest to help his brother where he was. John Freeman looked around the countrysides and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys".
John Freeman was late so he had to drive really fast. A cop car was hiden near by so when John Freeman went by the cops came and wanted to give him a ticket. Here John Freeman saw the first monster because the cop was posessed and had headcrabs.
"I cant give you my lisense officer" John Freeman said
"Why not?" said the headcrab oficer back to John Freeman.
"Because you are headcrab zombie" so John Freeman shot the oficer in the head and drove off thinking "my brother is in trouble there" and went faster.
John Freeman had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Gordon needed him where he was. John Freeman looked at road signs and saw "Ravenholm" with someons writing under it saying "u shudnt come here" so John Freeman almost turned around but heard screaming like Gordon so he went faster again.
John Freeman drove in and did another flip n jumped off his motorbike and the motor bike took out some headcrab zombies infront of John Freeman. John Freeman smiled and walked fast. John Freeman then looked on the ground and found wepon so he pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in front of a house.
John Freeman said "Zombie goasts leave this place" and the zombie goasts said "but this is our house" and John Freeman felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were zombie goasts so he blew up the house and killed the zombie goasts so they were at piece.
Then John Freeman herd another scream from his brother so he kept walking really faster to get where he was. Ravenholdm was nothing like the countrysides there was no birds singing and the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from headcrabs.
When John Freeman got to where the screaming was started from he found his brother Gorden Freeman fightin the final bosss and Gordon said "John Freeman! Over here!" so John Freeman went there to where Gordon Freeman was fighting. John Freeman fired his bullet from teh gun really fast and the bullets went and shot the final boss in the eyes and the final boss couldnt see.
Gordon Freeman said "its time to end this ones and for all!" and punched the final boss in the face and the final boss fell. John Freeman said "thanks i could help, bro" and Gordon Freeman said "you should come here earlier next time" and they laughed.
The laughed overed quickly though because John Freeman yelled "LOOK OUT BRO!" and pointed up to the top of the sky. Gordon Freeman looked up and said "NOO! John Freeman run out of here fast as you can!" and John Freeman walked real fast out.
John Freeman loked back and saw Gordon get steppd on by the next boss and he was mad and angry.
"I'll get you back evil boss!" John Freeman yelled at the top of lungs.
to be continued..? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs)

Xombie Ghostz

John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went.
John Freeman got his computer shut down and wet on the platform to go up to the roof of the building where he left his motorcycle and normal people close because he was in his office lab coat. John Freeman got on his motorcycl and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences" so he had to go.
John Freeman ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed. He kept driving down the road and made sure there was no zombies around because he ddint have weapon.
The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for John Freemans quest to help his brother where he was. John Freeman looked around the countrysides and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys".
John Freeman was late so he had to drive really fast. A cop car was hiden near by so when John Freeman went by the cops came and wanted to give him a ticket. Here John Freeman saw the first monster because the cop was posessed and had headcrabs.
"I cant give you my lisense officer" John Freeman said
"Why not?" said the headcrab oficer back to John Freeman.
"Because you are headcrab zombie" so John Freeman shot the oficer in the head and drove off thinking "my brother is in trouble there" and went faster.
John Freeman had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Gordon needed him where he was. John Freeman looked at road signs and saw "Ravenholm" with someons writing under it saying "u shudnt come here" so John Freeman almost turned around but heard screaming like Gordon so he went faster again.
John Freeman drove in and did another flip n jumped off his motorbike and the motor bike took out some headcrab zombies infront of John Freeman. John Freeman smiled and walked fast. John Freeman then looked on the ground and found wepon so he pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in front of a house.
John Freeman said "Zombie goasts leave this place" and the zombie goasts said "but this is our house" and John Freeman felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were zombie goasts so he blew up the house and killed the zombie goasts so they were at piece.
Then John Freeman herd another scream from his brother so he kept walking really faster to get where he was. Ravenholdm was nothing like the countrysides there was no birds singing and the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from headcrabs.
When John Freeman got to where the screaming was started from he found his brother Gorden Freeman fightin the final bosss and Gordon said "John Freeman! Over here!" so John Freeman went there to where Gordon Freeman was fighting. John Freeman fired his bullet from teh gun really fast and the bullets went and shot the final boss in the eyes and the final boss couldnt see.
Gordon Freeman said "its time to end this ones and for all!" and punched the final boss in the face and the final boss fell. John Freeman said "thanks i could help, bro" and Gordon Freeman said "you should come here earlier next time" and they laughed.
The laughed overed quickly though because John Freeman yelled "LOOK OUT BRO!" and pointed up to the top of the sky. Gordon Freeman looked up and said "NOO! John Freeman run out of here fast as you can!" and John Freeman walked real fast out.
John Freeman loked back and saw Gordon get steppd on by the next boss and he was mad and angry.
"I'll get you back evil boss!" John Freeman yelled at the top of lungs.
to be continued..? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs)

I Lolz at this because it's is funny.

Anyway: Ztsohg eibmox?

Planet of the forgooom

Planet of the forgooom

Read it backwards dummy!

Also:

John Freeman walked like speed of light back to his motorcycl and left behind the bad place behind him. John Freeman had to ride his motorcycle really fast back to the office but John Freemans gas ran out. John Freeman jumped fast off the motorcycle and landed on dead peoples hands.

"Gordon Freeman is now these hands... i must kill the next boss and live up to full-life consequences!" John Freeman said out loud.

John Freeman picked up a laser gun and aimed it at trees to see if he could. John Freeman shot and tree fell down in front of him. John Freeman seen eggs fall out of the tree and he put them back home safe.

"These birds dont have to see Gordon Freeman yet. its not time." John Freeman said to him.

John Freeman had to walked faster and was back at his office work and on a computer. He looked on the internet and found the next boss.

"I know his weakness now" John Freeman said. And after that he got emails from someone. John Freeman opened up the emails and read them.

"Dear John Freeman, how are you? I miss you at home come home safe and soon with Gordon Freeman for thanksgiving dinner. Love mom." John Freeman looked at it and got sad and yelled "I WILL KILL THE BOSS AND GORDON FREEMAN WILL BE HAPPY SOUL!" then he turned on off the computer and wet on the platform again down to his other more faster motorcycle that had gas in it this time.

John Freeman put the laser gun on his motorcycle and his machine gun and his rocket gun that he found on the side of the motorcycle. He went through traffic and went fast like litning to back to Ravenholm and back to the bad place where Gordon Freeman was. John Freeman went off road and did backflips and landed on back wheels but kept going too.

John Freeman went really fast again like before and was soon back again at Ravenholm but saw more zombie goasts. John Freeman said to them "Zombie goasts i have killed your friends at the old house and i dont want to shoot your heads. move near the countrysides and you will be friends of John Freeman." The zombie goasts said that "no we will kill you" and walked fast to John Freemans motorcycle. John Freeman waited until they were in front of his motorcycle and backflipped off his bars and shot heads below and landed and walked fast to where the next boss was.

"you will be one of us!" yelled the dead zombie goasts. John Freeman laughed and shot a rocket at them.

John Freeman saw the next boss far down the road and walked slow this time. He walked really slow like a turtle and sat down on a rock and watched the next boss near the dead last boss and where the place that Gordon Freeman was. The next boss was laughing at John Freeman so John Freeman said "YOU WILL NOT LAUGH AT ME!" and shot a rocket at him since that was his weakness.

The next boss died and John Freeman was happy. He walked over to the dead bosses and put them under the ground and planted pants on them so instead of messy dirt and dark there was pretty things there now to be happy.

John Freeman walked to where Gordon Freeman was lying dead and crushed from the next bosss feet and looked down. A tear droped out of John Freemans eye and landed on Gordon Freeman.

"You are dead bro and i killed the evil boss." John Freeman told Gordon Freeman

Then John Freeman saw something bad. A headcrab was on Gordon Freeman! Gordon Freeman standed up and said "John Freeman... you got here slow and now i am zombie goast. you will pay..."

to be continued...?
(http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=h8yHguvYYyQ&feature=related)

[words]--->This is the Ultimate Showdown..

[words]--->This is the Ultimate Showdown...

Of ultimate destiny?

[words]--->This is the Ultimate Showdown...

I only need to hear it once...sheesh.

Anyway, Ultimate destiny: To go get Mothers shopping from tesco's.

"Dipso Fatso Bingo Asbo Tesco"

(Sugestion to the government by someone as a possible motto for england...it's funny because it's true.)

Petrol stations

Diesel....

Ford Mondeo titanium.....

Ford Mondeo titanium.....

(Smash, Bang!) If you don't renew your car tax, that nice new for mondeo titanium goes: [Random sound effects]

(Smash, Bang!) If you don't renew your car tax, that nice new for mondeo titanium goes: [Random sound effects]

Radio Adverts

Radio Adverts---> Sirius Radio :cool:

Video Killed The Radio Star! [Song/fact]

Video Killed the Radio Star! ---> Radio/Video (SOAD)

Rodeo/Vidya (SOAP)

[Looks into ear] Have you heard of this wonderful new invention Ed? It's called "SOAP".

Spamz .

Spamz .

It's not spam. The first guy said SOAP. So I said SOAP.

It's not spam etc---> Soap Operas.

It's not spam etc---> Soap Operas.

Soap Operas= S**T!!!

Soap Operas= 5!!!

http://avenefica.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/lemniscate.jpg

It's not spam. The first guy said SOAP. So I said SOAP.

He's not saying it because you spammed.:rolleyes:

You didn't even spam.:p

8= Maths

8= Maths
That's not 8 you tit that's the symbol for infinity...

That's not 8 you tit that's the symbol for infinity...

I haven't learnt that yet.

And i'm in year 8.

Infinity= Numbers

Math :( :(

The weight of an object varies on different planets, but the weight of an object on earth also varies according to the elevation of the object. In particular, the weight of an object follows this equation: w = Cr^ -2 , where C is a constant, and r is the distance that the object is from the center of the earth.

a. Solve the equation w = Cr^ -2 for r.

b. Suppose that an object is 100 pounds when it is at sea level. Find the value of C that makes the equation true. (Sea level is 3,963 miles from the center of the earth.)

c. Use the value of C you found in the previous question to determine how much the object would weigh in

i. Death Valley (282 feet below sea level)

ii. The top of Mt McKinley (20,430 feet above sea level)


FIND THE ANSWERS
NOW B*TCH!

I can't even do that. I haven't learnt it yet.

Word= difficult

The weight of an object varies on different planets, but the weight of an object on earth also varies according to the elevation of the object. In particular, the weight of an object follows this equation: w = Cr^ -2 , where C is a constant, and r is the distance that the object is from the center of the earth.

a. Solve the equation w = Cr^ -2 for r.

b. Suppose that an object is 100 pounds when it is at sea level. Find the value of C that makes the equation true. (Sea level is 3,963 miles from the center of the earth.)

c. Use the value of C you found in the previous question to determine how much the object would weigh in

i. Death Valley (282 feet below sea level)

ii. The top of Mt McKinley (20,430 feet above sea level)


FIND THE ANSWERS
NOW B*TCH!

a. r = 1/(C·(√w))

b. C = 1/√(100 x 3963^2) = 2.52·10^-5

c. i. 115.90 pounds

c. ii. 2.64 pounds

RESULT: FAILURE. I got the formula as w = (Cr)^-2 ... was it w = C·(r^-2) ?

a. r = 1/(C·(√w))

b. C = 1/√(100 x 3963^2) = 2.52·10^-5

c. i. 115.90 pounds

c. ii. 2.64 pounds

RESULT: FAILURE. I got the formula as w = (Cr)^-2 ... was it w = C·(r^-2) ?---> QUIT MAKING FUN OF MY NON-MATHS DOING ABILITIES!

a. r = 1/(C·(√w))

b. C = 1/√(100 x 3963^2) = 2.52·10^-5

c. i. 115.90 pounds

c. ii. 2.64 pounds

RESULT: FAILURE. I got the formula as w = (Cr)^-2 ... was it w = C·(r^-2) ?

Well I'm not sure if this is right but I got:

a)
w = Cr^-2
r^-2 = w/C
1/r² = w/C
r² = C/w
r = ±√(C/w)

b)
C = (w / r^-2)
C = 100 / 3963^-2
C = 1,570,536,900 (Is this really right? D: )

ci)
w = Cr^-2
w = 1,570,536,900 * (3960 miles - (252 / 5280))^-2
w = 100.15 pounds

cii)
w = Cr^-2
w = 1,570,536,900 * (3960 miles + (20,430 / 5280))^-2
w = 99.96 pounds

Ok here is another one:

There are 8 rooms in a hotel and the hotel manager holds in his hand 8 keys. Each key can only open the door of one of the 8 rooms, and no keys open the door to the same room.

You have been asked to choose 4 rooms and 4 keys at random.

What's the probability of you not able to open any of the 4 chosen rooms with the 4 keys that you've picked?
:cool:

Well I'm not sure if this is right but I got:

a)
w = Cr^-2
r^-2 = w/C


ok, it was w = C (r^-2) then. My bad. Also, your results DO make sense, so you win.

And I was bored at that moment, now I'm busy. I'm not doing your homework anymore :cool:

Good Choice

And I was bored at that moment, now I'm busy. I'm not doing your homework anymore :cool:
TITS! :p
You've found me out.

TITS! :p
You've found me out.

Discovery:p

Ok here is another one:

There are 8 rooms in a hotel and the hotel manager holds in his hand 8 keys. Each key can only open the door of one of the 8 rooms, and no keys open the door to the same room.

You have been asked to choose 4 rooms and 4 keys at random.

What's the probability of you not able to open any of the 4 chosen rooms with the 4 keys that you've picked?
:cool:

P(First key doesn't open a door) = 4/8
P(Second key doesn't open a door) = 3/7
P(Third key doesn't open a door) = 2/6
P(Fourth key doesn't open a door) = 1/5

1/8 * 1/7 * 1/6 * 1/5 = 24/1680 = 1/70

Super Mario Galaxy

(i don't care if its not related but i'm fed up of the sums)

P(First key doesn't open a door) = 4/8
P(Second key doesn't open a door) = 3/7
P(Third key doesn't open a door) = 2/6
P(Fourth key doesn't open a door) = 1/5

1/8 * 1/7 * 1/6 * 1/5 = 24/1680 = 1/70
Good that's what I got


(i don't care if its not related but i'm fed up of the sums)
That's cause you is daft init.

a. r = 1/(C·(√w))

b. C = 1/√(100 x 3963^2) = 2.52·10^-5

c. i. 115.90 pounds

c. ii. 2.64 pounds

RESULT: FAILURE. I got the formula as w = (Cr)^-2 ... was it w = C·(r^-2) ?
Surely mistaking C for C^-2 should cause an error for part B alone, right?

Good that's what I got


That's cause you is daft init.

you must be daft if you expect me to know sums like these!:rolleyes:

Surely mistaking C for C^-2 should cause an error for part B alone, right?
Yes but I think that's what he meant

you must be daft if you expect me to know sums like these!:rolleyes:
Our survey says: NO!

No it doesn't. There is no survey. I haven't learnt this yet.

If you want to create sums just create a thread!

Damn, I wish I knew how to do maths.