Google is no longer your friend, ms. Dewey (http://www.msdewey.com/) is!

I typed in that she was an incestual slag. She then said it's a fascinating topic and people don't spend enough time thinking about it.

I don't see the point of it... It just a crap search engine that takes ages and has an annoying person on it.

Flash run search engine = load times = bad.

Wait, 3.5 MB? WAT?

My first reaction was PUNCH HER IN THE FACE AND RUN. I almost hit my monitor :I .

stupid, but "where do babies come from" was friggin awesome!

A flash-based search engine with an intro?
What a worthless piece of crap. Similarly useless as Windows Bob.
Microsoft will definitely not be any competition for Google with something like that.

Janina Gavankar is a quite beautiful girl though.

stupid, but "where do babies come from" was friggin awesome!
When I asked her that the first thime whe replied with:
"It's the same old story. Guy likes girl. Guy gets girl. Girl gets ripped to shreds by a psychopathic monkey. Guy gets monkey."

So true!

Microsoft will definitely not be any competition for Google with something like that.
When was it Microsoft's program?

Check the bottom left, there's a Windows Live icon

Which means it's powered by Live search, not that it was produced by Microsoft.

Which means it's powered by Live search, not that it was produced by Microsoft.
Bazong!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ms._Dewey

She sucks. She doesn't even know who she is.

When I asked her that the first thime whe replied with:
"It's the same old story. Guy likes girl. Guy gets girl. Girl gets ripped to shreds by a psychopathic monkey. Guy gets monkey."

So true!


It's slightly weird, however, when the same question is responded to with "Oh, do I know shopping."

Did make me wonder where they're getting their search results from.

The 'best of Dewey' button is hillarious! I agree on the 'issue' of the engine being flash tough!

Ooooooooold.

The 'best of Dewey' button is hillarious! I agree on the 'issue' of the engine being flash tough!The gangster one on that is good.

© 2006 Microsoft Corp.You'd think it was easy to spot.

Plus her reactions seem purely random. I've gotten "It's the same old story. Guy likes girl. Guy gets girl. Girl gets ripped to shreds by a psychopathic monkey. Guy gets monkey." when searching for "games".

Her reactions are random. You get different stuff for the same thing.

I think I would be more willing to wait for the half hour it takes to load the results if she were naked.

Just saying.

I typed in 'your face'
She says it's a fasinating topic and people don't spend enough time thinking about it.

If you wait long enough without typing anything, she will eventually take off her clothes! Well, not really.

She's laughing at me. :(

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/2873/iloldym1.jpg

Bazong!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ms._Dewey
Huh I wouldn't have expected Microsoft to produce something this crappy...

Huh I wouldn't have expected Microsoft to produce something this crappy...

Why? Did Microsoft ever produced something different than crappy?
Guess not!

Why? Did Microsoft ever produced something different than crappy?
Guess not!
?
You do actually know what Microsoft actually do, right?

Also, technically, didn't Microsoft produce WormsXBLA?

Why? Did Microsoft ever produced something different than crappy?
Guess not!
Not quite on this level of crappines tho.

Also, technically, didn't Microsoft produce WormsXBLA?
Technically, no they didn't.

That's like saying a caveman invented the car because he invented the wheel.

Technically, no they didn't.

That's like saying a caveman invented the car because he invented the wheel.
No, I'm pretty sure I was right...
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/produce#Transitive_verb (definition #2)

No, I'm pretty sure I was right...
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/produce#Transitive_verb (definition #2)

By that definition, no, you were wrong.

The way the definition is phrased in that particular dictionary (which for all we know was written by a bored idiot) could be interpreted to mean something that would make your post technically correct, but if we go by the actual meaning of the word as defined by etymology and common usage, no, you were wrong.

No, I'm pretty sure I was right...
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/produce#Transitive_verb (definition #2)

That definition has the synonym "show".

Let's say I show a PS3 to someone.
OH LOOK! I PRODUCED THE PS3!

Use a dictionary that ISN'T made by the public.
I got the definition "show or provide (something) for consideration, inspection, or use".
I have a feeling that wasn't the definition evilworm2 was using.

When I saw this thread, I assumed someone had registered giggle.com and made another version of Google that does much the same thing only wiht some "hilarious" twist.

When I saw this thread, I assumed someone had registered giggle.com and made another version of Google that does much the same thing only wiht some "hilarious" twist.

Now there's an idea!

www.giggle.com

What? It's some crappy ad domain. Domain buyout, anyone? :p