I felt an extremely painful urge (i think i might have something in my chair) to post this "hi everyone! i'm new, and i'm here to annoy you all" thread.

Heres my character profile: http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?p=534791#post534791

sorry if this is out of place or something.

i'm looking forward to contribute (or destroy via wild arm flayling) to the forum :)

so, Hi, i guess..

EDIT:

OOOH ART!

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/6296/jonneh3vh9.jpg

Paper and pencil, scanned and colored in photoshop. I used a ****e pen for inking so you might notice some extremely ugly spots.

...
welcome?

I guess "I'm new" threads should go in Online Orgy, just pointing it out.
Anyway, welcome to the forum. Enjoy your stay.

And here I saw your post in the profile thread first, and figured you were off to a good start... ;)

Oh well, welcome, have fun, watch that third step, etc.

PS: You can probably redeem the thread by submitting a little art.

im new too... but anyway welcome!
Edit: i was wondering if anyone could make me a avatar of this (http://www.play2eye.it/public/screenshots/25102003/Jehuty_wat.jpg) as a worm

well, welcome to the place, enjoy yourself, and do yourself a favor and ignore everything I say from this point forward ;) anyway, just have thomas or andrew move the thread to online orgy, or post some of your art work and make the thread fit in here. either way works.

enjoy your stay.

im new too... but anyway welcome!
Edit: i was wondering if anyone could make me a avatar of this (http://www.play2eye.it/public/screenshots/25102003/Jehuty_wat.jpg) as a wormwell, this isn't at all the place for that. if you want an avatar, go to avatar absurdity, and if you want to ask for stuff, don't do it in someone else's thread.

also, jehuty would be a bit rough to make a worm out of, but points for good taste in games :p

Edit: i was wondering if anyone could make me a avatar of this (http://www.play2eye.it/public/screenshots/25102003/Jehuty_wat.jpg) as a worm

but that could probably be said in the avatar forum here. (http://forum.team17.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?s=&daysprune=&f=59)


oh... aku beat me to it.

thank you all for the warm welcomes :) i added some art to fit in.

my first real picture thingy of jonneh that took more than 8 minutes.

oooo! rather nice, actually. keep working at it and you could end up pretty high up among the ranks of fan artists.

I do have to say, though, it looks to me like the tail of that worm needs a bit of defining. it seems to just be a flab of skin or something that's resting behind him. it doesn't look like a tail to me.....maybe that's just me though, see what others say about it.

The lines look a little bit messy, but it's nice.

What's your drawing method?

Nice picture. The hand looks kinda weird though.

you might want to make the tail a little bit longer.
otherwise you worm looks like a tower of flesh-colored play-doh with a hat and eyes

beside that, good.

Ohhh not bad at all! I'd like to see one that takes you longer then ten minutes.:)

Sup mate and hi.

You look more promising than most new members judging by your art. Just keep coming with good stuff and the "old" forum members will grow to like you.
If you don't (like me) then, well, it's hard.

Don't post a good pic then just disapear! GIVE US MORE!

Really nice, love the style. :)

thanks all :) ill work on it ;)

i thought of a nice comic thingy today when i woke up i'll draw it out later...

Not bad. Keep up the good art.
And look, somthing I did in paint really quick because I'm bored.

Welcome to the forums, just stay away from BuffaloKid, Plasma, and Farazasorsa... bob... and you'll be fine.

Also, congrats, your art is passable.
:p

*insert warm welcome and compliments here*
Yes.

Welcome to the forum.

Thats some nice art there, I like the style, and it has good room for improvement. Look at the styles of artists here, dig deep into fanart to find the threads from the old greats who have now left the forum, Huntakilla, Traxdata, etc, and loo at their art and styles. There's plenty of advice threads and site links to busy yourself with, too.

And don't do requests. Stick to drawing what you want to draw.

Welcome to the forum.

Thats some nice art there, I like the style, and it has good room for improvement. Look at the styles of artists here, dig deep into fanart to find the threads from the old greats who have now left the forum, Huntakilla, Traxdata, etc, and loo at their art and styles. There's plenty of advice threads and site links to busy yourself with, too.

And don't do requests. Stick to drawing what you want to draw.

thanks for the advice :)

thanks for the drawing slick :P

drawing method - either flash 8 if i'm extremely lazy... or the classic: pencil + paper -> inking -> scan -> photoshop.

i'm working on the comic ATM and heres another flash doodle to keep you satisfied :)

http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/664/jonnehpipeeb6.gif

thanks for the advice :)

thanks for the drawing slick :P

drawing method - either flash 8 if i'm extremely lazy... or the classic: pencil + paper -> inking -> scan -> photoshop.

i'm working on the comic ATM and heres another flash doodle to keep you satisfied :)

http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/664/jonnehpipeeb6.gif

The colours are nice but the picture itself is nowhere near as good as the first one you did.
And whats with the wobbly bottom line of the tail?

The colours are nice but the picture itself is nowhere near as good as the first one you did.
And whats with the wobbly bottom line of the tail?

things that take 12-14 seconds usually turn out extremely gruesome.

i have a kind of problem where i like to speed draw...

help me :o

The colours are nice but the picture itself is nowhere near as good as the first one you did.
And whats with the wobbly bottom line of the tail?well he DID say it was a doodle, ya know?

Fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

A comic :) the first of many.

It sucks, but i'll get better in time.

Took me like 2 and a half hours to finish.. but I was eating/talking with friends/watching TV simultaneously, so that might have added a few minutes/hours.

Enjoy:

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/5706/comicym6.gif

lol, not bad. joke's nothing special, but it did get a giggle out of me at least :p

lol, not bad. joke's nothing special, but it did get a giggle out of me at least :p

yay :) i made someone giggle!

i'll keep working on it though :)

dam never approach a smoker with glasses (they'll kill you!)

dam never approach a smoker with glasses (they'll kill you!)

he didn't kill him, he left him lying on the floor in exruciating pain beging for life support.

ok, so maybe he killed him.

Yeah, nice. just one thing that really bothers me:
The hand holding the sign doesnt look like a hand.
it should be more like this:
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/Bananenworst/Handsign.png

(And the sigar turned a lot smaller in the frame where you stick it in his eye)

Yeah, nice. just one thing that really bothers me:
The hand holding the sign doesnt look like a hand.
it should be more like this:
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/Bananenworst/Handsign.png

(And the sigar turned a lot smaller in the frame where you stick it in his eye)

yeah =\ i suck at hands holding stuff... i'll work on it.

and i guess i really need some proportion help too :D

Wait a minute...

Jonneh?

The Jonneh that did Use a Hoe (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/hoe.php) and Sausages (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/sausages.php)?

well he DID say it was a doodle, ya know?

yeah I knew that.

Sweet comic! rather well drawn and moderately funny!

Try observing the hands drawn by better artists like Philby4000, Splapp, Huntakilla, (if you can find her) Slick and Gardy Loo who does good hands to.
You could learn a thing or two...

Wait a minute...

Jonneh?

The Jonneh that did Use a Hoe (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/hoe.php) and Sausages (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/sausages.php)?

no, not even I can be that random...

EDIT

Thanks Oft :D ill work on my hands thingy problem.

*SHAMELESS BUMP*

I think I'm going to start a forum comic o_O

well anyways, another flash quicky. I'm working on something nice ATM.

http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/1227/jonnehuzizm7.gif

EDIT

(ignore the art it's a shameless bump excuser)

no, not even I can be that random...

Darn.

You had a similar style, I thought.

So where did you come up with the name?

Watch out for Akuryou with his pitchfork.

The Uzi... doesn't really looklike an Uzi. Make it more rounded, guns aren't straight rectangles stacked on top of each other. Round the edges, add sights, which are nice and chunky for the Uzi, and easy to do, and bend the hand grip back at an agnle whilst making it fit in more with the hand. As for said hand, it's good, you've improved well there. The different line thickness lets it down a little though.

Otherwise, very good. :p ;)

Yeah, the fingers must be more Weenier.... (is that actually a word? XD)

Yeah, the fingers must be more Weenier.... (is that actually a word? XD)

weenier... i'll keep that in mind

Darn.

You had a similar style, I thought.

So where did you come up with the name?

My name is Jonathan, my friends call me Jonny.

:) Jonneh sounds sexier, hence the name Jonneh.

I'm original!

That looks pretty blocky. Stick with the cigars. ;)
Welcome to the forums, just stay away from BuffaloKid, Plasma, and Farazasorsa... bob... and you'll be fine.
You're just saying that because nobody invites you the MSN Conversations that we have. :rolleyes:
:p
:p :p

If your character smokes a cigar, why in the last pic it looks more like a cigarette?

If your character smokes a cigar, why in the last pic it looks more like a cigarette?
Because he's flexible?

Oh, and welcome to the forum Jonneh.

GASP! You stay away from my cigars!!!! Art looks nice but, dont rush it man!

GASP! You stay away from my cigars!!!! Art looks nice but, dont rush it man!

You always got mad when there were no more cigars... ahh... that reminds me of those times....

If your character smokes a cigar, why in the last pic it looks more like a cigarette?

he smokes everything. :)

hookahs, cigars, cigarettes, pipes, joints.. you name it.

i try and change it up :)

i'll try and post another comic soon and i just might start taking requests (or start up a cheesy forum comic.)

he smokes everything. :)

hookahs, cigars, cigarettes, pipes, joints.. you name it.

i try and change it up :)

i'll try and post another comic soon and i just might start taking requests (or start up a cheesy forum comic.)

that was a comic :confused:

that was a comic :confused:

a bad one, but yes. :o

i would class that as a picture not a comic i say a comic has to have 3 or more slides

Definately much better than your other Flash job.

The uzi could look better (observe what they look like in Worms3D) and the line thickness difference does let it down abit to.

I still think your hand drawn and photoshop'd pics are the best...you should do another.

Definately much better than your other Flash job.

The uzi could look better (observe what they look like in Worms3D) and the line thickness difference does let it down abit to.

I still think your hand drawn and photoshop'd pics are the best...you should do another.

oh dont worry *shifty eyes* i will.

i would class that as a picture not a comic i say a comic has to have 3 or more slidesnever read comics have you? probably half the comics around on or off line are only 1 frame.

i would class that as a picture not a comic i say a comic has to have 3 or more slides

oops, i think you were reffering to the picture with the uzi, i was talking about the comic from before with the "No Smoking" theme or whatever.

Baa english is bad.

But the Uzi thing is a comic too.

i don't know what it is about pickles that fascinates me so.

i made a flash :D

http://img215.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fweeeepicklesgr3.swf

i don't know what it is about pickles that fascinates me so.

i made a flash :D

http://img215.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fweeeepicklesgr3.swf

LAWLZ.....

LAWLZ.....

Thank you for that intricate and well thought out piece of critique. I will use the information I have learned from your post and hopefully improve in the future.

Thank you for that intricate and well thought out piece of critique. I will use the information I have learned from your post and hopefully improve in the future.

Lol I laughed at that.
I just found it funny so I was laughing.
The expression really works.
The next step would be to make it smoother and add blinking and breathing etc.

Thank you for that intricate and well thought out piece of critique. I will use the information I have learned from your post and hopefully improve in the future.

WOA! That's sarcasm on Aku's level! :eek:

*claps.*

And not just for the flash. That's good sarcasm. :p

Lol! Pickles!!!1111
You rock, Jonneh.

Thank you for that intricate and well thought out piece of critique. I will use the information I have learned from your post and hopefully improve in the future.I......I think I love you.......HAEV MAH BABEIS!!!!1111!1!1111:eek: :mad: :eek:

I......I think I love you.......HAEV MAH BABEIS!!!!1111!1!1111:eek: :mad: :eek:

There will be many babes on the forum if this keeps up...

oh crap.. now there's two of 'em D:
*hides*

There will be many babes on the forum if this keeps up...

Babes?! Alright!

Did I do something wrong?

WHY ARE PEOPLE REQUESTING INFANTS FROM ME? WHY?

EDIT:

well it says in the rules not to spam.

so here is another flash thing that will turn this post into utter ****e. (different from spam.)

http://img86.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fweeeeehd7.swf

dont ask, lots of beer after not eating more than 12 hours = bad.

EDIT 2:

I will further redeem myself later by posting more "art".

i'll try and go for something more... good, this time around.

I almost cried.
That animation is sad. :(

Excuse me, I have too poop.

Excuse me, I have too poop.

That is the sweetest thing a man has ever said to me.

now its getting creepy. srsly

I agree with liketyspli creepy and also GET ON WITH THE ART!!!

slick this one is for you, you sexy beast :)

http://img275.imageshack.us/img275/7431/scan000555ev4.jpg

Yep, that's Slick, alright.

Very Creepy...

An instant classic. Shame about the lined paper, it's very good.

Yep, that's Slick, alright.

Slick drinks laxatives :confused:

CLASSIC! seriously.

Only critisism: What's with the shape of the head?

Slick drinks laxatives :confused:

yes, more than is good for him..

mm, i wonder what he eats... :/

sorry i was on a camping trip for like a week... i need to shower.

i don't really know what happened to his head...

i hate the whole "lightblue pencil -> pencil -> ink" process, it takes like 3 days to draw a circle that way.

so i thought of a whole new system, where i skip steps 1 and 2 and i get my drawing done in about 8 minutes. revolutionary, huh?

i hate the whole "lightblue pencil -> pencil -> ink" process, it takes like 3 days to draw a circle that way.

so i thought of a whole new system, where i skip steps 1 and 2 and i get my drawing done in about 8 minutes. revolutionary, huh?yeeeah, computers ftw.

animal sex, or potatoe harrasment?

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/5530/billyoy3.gif

Aww his poor Tots!



*murders himself*

Aww his poor Tots!



*murders himself**murders slick AGAIN*

nice idea there jonneh

all i can say is lol and yes it is funnyer than last time