Kind-of off-topic but I found this and Kelster said I should post it so here:

RATE THE NOOB!
http://www.create-games.com/forum_post.asp?id=144109

10 Total n00b. :P

He sounds as naive as my brother, who thinks he'll be a millionnaire when he gets out of uni (more like he'll be in debt) and a billionnaire before he's 30.

Did you see the fake screenshot? I think it was on page 3/4 it's sad, really.

I'm planning to make a game, too (Though for real. :p ). He represents exactly what I DON'T want to be.

Lol, he's obviously not serious.:rolleyes:

This is often how I feel when you guys start your crazy get-nowhere-game projects :p

Hmmm... well, if he's serious, he's a REAL big n00b :p

I will be in charge of doing all the game production, wich means you'll just have to follow my orders, so it's not a complete chaos. This is the most important task (imo), meaning the game will basicaly be mine for selling.Shades of Animal Farm, anyone?

*keeps reading*

Ah... right.

Sheer genius. I wouldn't have thought it possible to keep up an act like that for more than a couple of posts. (I hope)

Sheer genius. I wouldn't have thought it possible to keep up an act like that for more than a couple of posts. (I hope)Clearly you haven't been to the TMS forums before.

banning people from playing a nonexistant game is a really horrible punishment.

Clearly you haven't been to the TMS forums before.

I've not even heard of it before now.

I've not even heard of it before now.Test Match Special, that is. The BBC website's cricket forum.

The site gets so many WUMs (wind up merchant, local vernacular for a troll), you can't move for 'em.

"Okay, I'll consider working on this if you add Lesbian Ninjas With Lasers."

Muhaha i want this for worms.

"the copyrite people wont mind if I make only 8-9 grand out of it"

:D

"the copyrite people wont mind if I make only 8-9 grand out of it"

:D

I beleive him.

I don't think a company like Gravity Games will care if i make only 8 or 9 grand out of this.. in any case, when i hit 20 grand or more i might start doing some changes on the game so I don't get copyrights troubles.
But the ones in charge of coding better do it quick, or else i'll be in trouble. best. quote. EVER!! seriously. I want a poster with this one written on it!

...and people wonder why I avoid communities in general. The internet gets sadder every day.

Oh, wow. A thread about a thread about a game which is clearly a mickey-take.

I thought things were a bit less dull than that around here.

Oh, wow. A thread about a thread about a game which is clearly a mickey-take.

I thought things were a bit less dull than that around here.
You know us...:rolleyes:

best. quote. EVER!! seriously. I want a poster with this one written on it!



I'm sorry.

I couldn't resist
well I could, but I chose not to
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/thehand/ratethenoob.png

I'm sorry.

I couldn't resist
well I could, but I chose not to
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/thehand/ratethenoob.png

Muhaha, nice one. Someone should make an account in the other forum and post it there. ;)

Muhaha, nice one. Someone should make an account in the other forum and post it there. ;)


no.
don't tell him it was me please

I don't get it.

Muhaha, nice one. Someone should make an account in the other forum and post it there. ;)

I might just do that.

....

........

Damn. Too lazy. :(
Anyway, this thread is funny.

I'm sorry.
I couldn't resist
well I could, but I chose not to
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/thehand/ratethenoob.png
Why do I find that so funny? :p

Why do I find that so funny? :p

I don't know! I found it funny too!

Lol, i readed the hole Thread, Funny. But i guess they arent really being serious, otherwise, Dogzer is some 8, maybe 7 year old little kid that thinks he really can do that. :o

so.. he lets people make the game for him, he gets the money, and those who helped him can play it for free unless there is an update...

sigh....

You guys are getting way to worked up about this..

so.. he lets people make the game for him, he gets the money, and those who helped him can play it for free unless there is an update...

sigh....

Little mistake there.

''so.. he lets people make the game for him, he gets NO money BECAUSE ITS JUSt A LESSER QUALITY COPY, and those who DID ALL THE WORK FOR him can play it for free unless there is an update...''

But its the most pathetic thing ive ever seen XD

I feel I should remind you that, the guy is not serious. At all. Never was.

We know. But it's funny to see people think he was serious in the topic, and see him not being serious in general.
*Makes Predator Sound*

I feel I should remind you that, the guy is not serious. At all. Never was.was there anything saying it wasn't serious? some of you guys seem awfully certain that it's not real. granted, it's ridiculous, but people have been known to be that dumb online.

C'mon, no-one can be THAT stupid...

C'mon, no-one can be THAT stupid...say that again when you've seen people like Poofer and wormybomb.

They may have done it all on purpose, too (I guess many fools and spammers on the web are actually just trying to annoy everybody)

They may have done it all on purpose, too (I guess many fools and spammers on the web are actually just trying to annoy everybody)I guess this could be true, but the fact that they enjoy acting like that makes them just as bad as if they unintentionally acted like that.

It's called trolling.

Sometimes winding people up over something is fun. It's like playing a game of "How many idiots can I make cry with something entirely inconsequential?" but online!

It's called trolling.

Sometimes winding people up over something is fun. It's like playing a game of "How many idiots can I make cry with something entirely inconsequential?" but online!


I know the feeling... I would become a troll but I have too much self respect

Trolls are funny only when they try not to be.

Trolls are funny only when they try not to be.
This can be demonstrated by "the American moron".

:p

Me and Made In trolled a Green Day forum, it was funny. One person ended up not hating me for thinking The Clash>everybody :p

Me and Made In trolled a Green Day forum, it was funny. One person ended up not hating me for thinking The Clash>everybody :p

Why the hell would you go to a Greenday forum!?

Why the hell would you go to a Greenday forum!?
Because SuperBlob really loves Green Day more than everything.
Even more than The Clash.

Why the hell would you go to a Greenday forum!?

To troll :p What, I was VERY bored

I like Greenday, but don't hate me for it! ((Superblob does...))

This can be demonstrated by "the American moron".

:poh go stuff yourself in a locker or something :p

will I never live down that typo?.....

Not really.

I even have it in my sig on other forums. :p

I like Greenday, but don't hate me for it! ((Superblob does...))
Why does SB hate Greenday again?

Why does SB hate Greenday again?

Because he aint dumb. (He aint smart either)

This guy is a real n00b!

Because he aint dumb. (He aint smart either)

What, because I have a rather large variety of musical tastes? Also, I would just like to point out that I am doing very well in school at the moment, and got 14/15 for playing The Clash in a music assessment. So :p

This guy is a real n00b!
Pretending to be 13, are we now? :rolleyes:

oh go stuff yourself in a locker or something :p

will I never live down that typo?.....

Oh, come on. That typo is one of the best, you have to admit.

And Faraz, could you stop flaming? You're being more of a noob than HellStrike is.

Oh, come on. That typo is one of the best, you have to admit.yes, yes, I have to admit it IS the single greatest typo ever made, but still :p

And Faraz, could you stop flaming? You're being more of a noob than HellStrike is.are you kidding? hellstrike is acting like a decent forumer. his posts are intelligent. though still new to forums, as is obvious, he's acting better than most of the other young forum members.....which is more than we can say for certain others...

What, because I have a rather large variety of musical tastes?
That wouldn't explain why you hate a band.

[off topic] what typo? [/off topic]

i think this guy could be serious...

LOL this guy is n00b.. I think we should right him e-mails to let him knows he is dumb. LOL. Not leik us tho, we are cool. :cool:






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LOL this guy is n00b.. I think we should right him e-mails to let him knows he is dumb. LOL. Not leik us tho, we are cool. :cool:






:(


OMG u ubern00b u sid ARE i h8 u now

What, because I have a rather large variety of musical tastes? Also, I would just like to point out that I am doing very well in school at the moment, and got 14/15 for playing The Clash in a music assessment. So :p
19.5/20 on a band test. Memorised 2 scales. Burn. Went two octaves on the second one.

Oh Snap!

The difference being the fact that I'm a self taught guitarist with about 2 years practice, you're a lesson-taught clarinet player with about 4/5 years practice, I believe

Yes. AND MY BAND WENT TO WHISTLER FOR OUR 11/12 SOUNDNESS!

But still i think Greenday Sux0rzzzzz....

I'd like to learn bass guitar at some point, but right now I can't be bothered.

I can do quite a nice vocal impression of a bass, though.

I'd like to learn bass guitar at some point, but right now I can't be bothered.

I can do quite a nice vocal impression of a bass, though.
Nice.
At where this is going, I think someone needs to create a "musical talents" thread or something. Or even "Musical talents/interests" thread.

Usually when someone tries to separate a topic from its origin, it doesn't do as well. :p

Besides the original topic was wore out enough.

i would like to play drums... but we aint got the room for the thing.

I will be in charge of doing all the game production, wich means you'll just have to follow my orders, so it's not a complete chaos. This is the most important task (imo), meaning the game will basicaly be mine for selling. But the helping members get to play the game for free for life, or until i make an update.


Ha,ha,HA...lol

i would like to play drums... but we aint got the room for the thing.

Things. Plural, not singular.

Anyway.

Yes the guy is an idiot. His idea won't work and he won't be able to get it off the ground (or even on it in the first place).

I'm impressed how we got 3 pages on this topic.

After re-reading that part WoF posted as a quote, I think he's putting on an act. Because:
I will be in charge of doing all the game production, wich means you'll just have to follow my orders, so it's not a complete chaos. This is the most important task (imo), meaning the game will basicaly be mine for selling. But the helping members get to play the game for free for life, or until i make an update.
And anyone that can type English as well as him is smarter than to tell an 'employee' that the person won't get any of the profit whatsoever.

Until he makes an update. :p

EDIT: Damn you Plasma you beat me to it!

are you kidding? hellstrike is acting like a decent forumer. his posts are intelligent. though still new to forums, as is obvious, he's acting better than most of the other young forum members.....which is more than we can say for certain others...

He made some threads that asked questions that were answered before, but yes, that's all he did wrong. He's good past that.
I kinda called him a noob unintentionally. Whoopsie. :p

The Ultimate-Guitar forums are, pardon my French, un peu worse -
Hi... i was biking with my guitar and it fell in a puddle of mud, i was like OH MAN and i whent home immediately and put it in a bucket of water and brushed all the crap of there with water and soap... i then let it dry and i plugged it in and it doesnt work anymore... what should i do??

What? OMFG!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

The Ultimate-Guitar forums are, pardon my French, un peu worse -
I say he should smash his head in with it.

...Why the hell would you go biking with your guitar!?

Don't ask me!

I found another amusing thread there today. Someone wanted to get a good bullethole effect on their guitar, so they were planning on shooting it with a 9mm :p

Don't ask me!

I found another amusing thread there today. Someone wanted to get a good bullethole effect on their guitar, so they were planning on shooting it with a 9mm :p

Well in theory it would work. Or possibly not. A lot of cracks and splits would form.

Why would you even want bulletholes on your guitar? Rock and Rap don't mix well.

i must admit it dose look like the guy may be kidding around for attention, but perhaps he is being a nub. and also greenday suck beyond belief, angels and airwaves are much better ;)

Why would you even want bulletholes on your guitar? Rock and Rap don't mix well.

Listen to Rage Against the Machine :p Plus, who the hell said anything about rap? Bulletholes =/= rap

Rage Against the Machine FTW, too bad they split.

RATM don't have bulletholes on their insturments as far as I checked. Maybe that's because I just listen to the songs. :P

I was proving that rock and rap CAN mix well

I was proving that rock and rap CAN mix wellwould I be killed if I mentioned Linkin Park in that list...

I'm fine with Linkin Park.
But I'm fine with a lot of things.