Both from BuffaloKid:

1.
"For some unfathomable reason I want to know what you look like. Could you send me a picture of you please?"
2.
"Oh, and also, do you know how I could hand-draw things that look good without them being copies of your style?"


....k

Anyone else?

Hmm... if you ever want to become gay, i think your guaranteed there... :p

I hate you.

i hate you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
That's right... He hates me ;(

Bonus Points for Teen Girl Squad?
You watch Homestarrunner?
Awesome, so do I!
That's if the answer to the two lines above was yes.
:D

(Lovin' the MS paint cartoon!)Does anybody not?

I would have had to have deleted my PM backlog a few weeks back.

As it is, this is the silliest I can find (the only non-ODer, AAMOF):

HELLO.
Argh, the fruit thing is another 'I was There' thing eh?

What was exactly There? Is it actually just something you guys came up with to annoy us newbs? I SHALL INFORM MY CONGRESSMAN. YES.

sigworm
do you have a worms armageddon style sigworm? I've ploughed through the 20+ page character profile thread and not found any of your posts, so I don't even know what you look like, never mind having a worms-style sigworm!
Not nearly as worrying as the others posted here, but I like to think it shows newer member's attitdues towards the search function. :p

I get quite a fair share, especially being a moderator. Usually just people asking why did I delete their thread, and they often answer their own question in the PM...

This was a little "scare" around when there was a serious OD breach looming

Hello, long time no talk.

I have a question for you. On your profile, it says:

"Searching Forums @ 16:54"

But why the lack of a link? I've noticed that it happens to other members too sometimes, but only a select few. For example, when looking at my account from another PC, I never see that. I always see the link of the forum I'm searching.

Thanks,
<censored>.

I just fobbed them off with some nonsense about how the forum was going mad.


And, not forgetting our dear other user mod - he's sent me the odd one. This one I found deep in my inbox....

I just saw a load of threads you'd deleted by the same spambot guy. You do it the stupid way:

1. Go to his profile
2. "View threads by this user"
3. "Select all"
4. "Delete"

I like doing things the stupid way :D

Heh, reminds me of a weirdo who turned up on BTP and PMed people asking if they were gay.

Heh, reminds me of a weirdo who turned up on BTP and PMed people asking if they were gay.
Well, if someone is gay and a worms fan, where would he start looking? ;)

Most of my PMs are over an year old. Silliest I got was:
Hey...here between us...the brazilian are really big headed aren't they?

Well, if someone is gay and a worms fan, where would he start looking? ;)

Once a worm fan, you will not ever be able to settle with a partner who is not.

Once a worm fan, you will not ever be able to settle with a partner who is not.
Does that mean Fraggle & M3ntal were together before Worms?

Does that mean Fraggle & M3ntal were together before Worms?

wtf are you talking about?

I suspect Fraggle & M3ntal are partners.

wtf are you talking about?
Fraggle is a female and M3ntal is a male.

Fraggle is a female and M3ntal is a male.

That still has nothing to do with what I first said.

I made up the rule that if someone, regardless of their sex, is a worms fan, the would ONLY want a partner that is also a worms fan, regardless if they are gay or not.

Now asking if two people where together before worms even excisted has NOTHING to do with this rule. So it was with that in concideration, that I asked: wtf are you talking about?

Wow, you are thick.

M3ntal is a worms fan. Fraggle, possibly, is not. They are partners. Which means, according to your rule, they could've only become partners before Worms existed.

Capiche?

Once a worm fan, you will not ever be able to settle with a partner who is not.
Oh, I thought you were expressing that one "will not ever be able to settle with a partner who is not [gay]". :)
Fraggle and M3ntal are both Worms fans, BTW.

Wow, you are thick.

M3ntal is a worms fan. Fraggle, possibly, is not. They are partners. Which means, according to your rule, they could've only become partners before Worms existed.

Capiche?

Well, Bonz made the presumption that I had any idea about who Fraggle was.
That was a fatal mistake that could have saved many lives if he would have just mentioned that she didn't like Worms.

Edit: Oh; i see. That clears it up, heh.
Bonz: lol, no I did not try to imply Worms makes people gay ;D

Edit 2: Corrected my spelling so that you linguistic elitist won't try to deprive me of my sanity.

I did not try to imply worms makes people gay
Hehehe! :D

Wow, you are thick.

M3ntal is a worms fan. Fraggle, possibly, is not. They are partners. Which means, according to your rule, they could've only become partners before Worms existed.

Capiche?
That's "capisce", just for future reference.

I'm rather unpopular on the pm's thing, but I remember getting an email quite a while ago asking for animations or something. Probably around the time when pm's were disabled.

I'm rather unpopular on the pm's thing, but I remember getting an email quite a while ago asking for animations or something. Probably around the time when pm's were disabled.
I got one asking for an avatar where a worm finds a sock, stands on it, smells it, becomes ill, andthen vomits so hard it propels him upwards off the frame, whence he falls down in the background, shaking the scene and then the animation restarts.

Exactly what made him suppose I make avatars for people remains a mystery. I just barely make them for myself.

Bonz: lol, no I did not try to imply worms makes people gay ;DWell it depends on what you mean by worms, but let's not go there.

Well it depends on what you mean by worms, but let's not go there.

If you look just above my edit; I wrote "Worms" with a capital W. I distinctively remember putting much thought onto the word at the time, being ready for a joke like yours so I could go back and point out: "look, I wrote it with a capital W, that implys it's a name". Then a while later I slip and miss the capital W on "Worms" in my added sentance in my post edit.

How ironic and bitterly cruel that you did that to me that to me =(

you must not forget that wer'e all gramer natzis :)

you must not forget that wer'e all gramer natzis :)

Nah, I'm just starting to stand up for myself and refusing to take the abuse!

If you look just above my edit; I wrote "Worms" with a capital W. I distinctively remember putting much thought onto the word at the time, being ready for a joke like yours so I could go back and point out: "look, I wrote it with a capital W, that implys it's a name". Then a while later I slip and miss the capital W on "Worms" in my added sentance in my post edit.

How ironic and bitterly cruel that you did that to me that to me =(You do realize you never once used caps on "worms" on your former posts, rendering your edit meaningless.

Besides, I don't let anyone foil my stupid childish jokes!

You do realize you never once used caps on "worms" on your former posts, rendering your edit meaningless.

Besides, I don't let anyone foil my stupid childish jokes!

Maybe I was talking about actuall worms in my previous posts? Ever considered that? Huh!? :p

To be frank, the connection between "worms" and "gay" is so tenuous that you both come off looking stupid whichever of you is right.

Well... they squiggle... >>

Well... they squiggle... >>
Has somebody introduced a whole new batch of slang and not told me, or is this making less and less sense every time anyone posts?

Has somebody introduced a whole new batch of slang and not told me, or is this making less and less sense every time anyone posts?
That's not slang but poetry.
Wonderful poetry.

Has somebody introduced a whole new batch of slang and not told me, or is this making less and less sense every time anyone posts?Andrew, never forget where you are :D.

Sorry, I think my brain snapped at some point.

Oh, you get used to it.

The penguin has no agenda.

And my moose is suffering from "expressed memory agendas of custard."

True as banana dumpling pudding.

Look at this!!! I need you to draw this guys!!!
Or the other spanish people will kill me!!!
Well, they'll only show me their blue forks, but it's enough!
Look at my posts

And remember this...
Erm...
Werbung!!
It's the only german word that I know... Oh... and handy.

How rare.

Aahhaa yes, he mentioned that on the spanish thread on the International forum, apparently some hip funny characters on spain that he somehow desperately wanted you to draw.
He probably spected you to find it incredibly hilarious or something.

Here are mine,

This guy "Rayman" (now Banned):

"Jb its me BoggyB i may not bee seen tommrow if thomas knows how i am.
PLz meet at worms armegddon same time as last time but with a 2 hour delay thus 2 hours after last time.Also dont tell any one thomas is still after me."

thomasp might remember this guy, he came back with like 10 different screen names everytime he was banned (He also like to talk up his 1337 Worms skills-he had none).

Got a strange PM while SuperSnooping Wormnet by a guy named "caio" who I don't know:
http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/3643/strangepmcj7.png
Enters, PMs me "idiot", leaves. :-/

Rofl @ that screenshot, Bonz. I read the dialogue, and Bull entering at the end was priceless! :D

Bull entering at the end was priceless!
Huh? I don't get it.
I actually scrolled up a bit, so it is plain coincidence that the last line was Bull's entering message.
There were several lines more below already.

From what I saw, it was funny. They were making fun of Bull and then he came wandering in just at that moment. I can picture them now, whistling and winking at each other. That is, KRD and Gangstas.

Why, are they gay? I need to know what colour icing to put on the welcome cake.

Welcome cake to what; a screenshot made by Bonz? You'd better welcome all those people in the screenshot then!

By the way, I would argue that sexual preference has little to do with colour preference.

I disagree - I'd prefer to ice a cake pink if I was making it for a gay man.

I disagree - I'd prefer to ice a cake pink if I was making it for a gay man.
With another gay man jumping out of it?

Welcome cake to what; a screenshot made by Bonz?
A welcome to the OD forum for KRD perhaps :p

Make him a Radiohead cake, with the Kid A bear on it. :p He adores Radiohead, as do I.

Here's a PM I got recently...

How about a Spam Pit thread, just for spamming?

Us culd allz talk liek tihs!!teh kuul!!111!!!1

But not as lame as that...:p

Here's one from BuffaloKid, relating to the quote in my sig:

Fireball's Wake: Strength of the Planes

Do i get bonus points now?

It's still not what I was thinking of when I said it, although I'm now slightly ashamed that Rich Burlew stole it from something...

ohwhatagiveaway!

Oh, yeah...here is one I got a while back.

Worms Forts Fan Art
Hello,

CD Projekt company is the Polish publisher of the Worms Forts: Under Siege game. We've found

some materials on the Internet which may be very interesting for the Polish players and
we would like to put them among our bonus materials. We've found out that you are the author of:

Fan Art

Would you send us, as attachment more of yours artwork, and give us your permission to put those materials on the official CD Projekt
website www.gram.pl? All the materials will be
available only for those players who have their game registered at
www.gram.pl


Best regards
Przemyslaw Chomacki

Did you send them any art for inclusion on the Polish WF:US CD!? That's an insanely great opportunity, as you could even add that to your resumé or portfolio or whatever you want to call a presentable record of your achievements!

Oh, yeah...here is one I got a while back.
You're not the only one who got that - probably spam.

Did you read it? It looks generic and sent massively, but not spamly, considering it presents an honest opportunity.

Well, my definition of spam is something similar to, "information which I received unexpectedly and yields a message which is entirely impertinent to me".

Nah, it's gotta be spam. Error404 got one to. They said pretty much the same thing, and they said they wanted his fanart in his thread. And it linked to Zeros forum comic thread. :p