Good day, Pope and Dragons,

NEVER MIND, MY FRIENDS: TIME GROWS SHORT, WHEREFORE I CANNOT POST AS MUCH AS I WELL SHOULD HAVE DESIRED. BUT NOTWITHSTANDING THE PRESSURES WHICH ARE BESTOWED UPON US BY THE SAND WHICH DESCENDETH UNTO THE BOTTOM OF THE TIMEGLASS, AND BY THE CLOCKWHEELS WHICH TURN THE CLOCKSARROWS INDICATING THE PASSING OF TIME, I HAVE SOME ISSUES WHICH I SHALL BRING FORTH INTO LIGHT. ALACK, NAUGHT IN OUR LIFE IS MORE INEXORABLE THAN LIFE ITSELF: TIME. IT IS MORE PASSIONATE FAR IN ITS FEVERISH HUNT TO DESTROY THE UNDESTROYABLE, TO OBSCURE THAT WHICH IS READILY SEEN, THAN THE EMPTY DRAGONS WHICH HUNGER FOR MEAT, THAN THE ROARING THUNDERS FROM THE BOWELS OF THE ANGER OF THE BEASTS, OF THEM THAT DRINK HUMAN BLOOD!

YES, FRIENDS, DRAGONS, SIRS AND LADIES AND THE BEASTS, I SHALL NOT ELABORATE ON THIS DISCUSSION SEEING AS, BECAUSE OF ITSELF, IT IS THUS.

MY PROBLEM IS THAT I WOULD YOU PLEASE MAKE ROOM FOR WRITE

I HAVE A SUBJECT WHICH REGARDS THE PLAYING OF WORMS, BACONS THIS IS THE IMPORTANT ISSUES WHICH HAS FOR A LONG TIME BEEN THE CENTRES OF MY THOUGHTS: HOW DID I COMMENCE FIRSTLY THE PLAYING OF WORNS? WAS IT ANOTHER DAY OF MY PATHS THAT TRIGGERED AN INTEREST OR WAS IT? THESE THOUGHTS ARE MAKING ME HUNGRY PLEASE, I HAVE MORE TO SAY ON IT—PAY ATTENTION, BEASTS

MY QUESTION IS: HOW DID YOU FIRST BEGIN THE PLAY ON WORNS? I WANT SINCERE ANSWERS, FOR THE MATTER IS A SINCERE ONE

REMEMBER THEN, COMRADES, THAT MY NAME IS JUSTICE

AND THE DECAY OF MANKIND

YOURS, THE DRAGONS SQUADRONS,
ME ENJOY SAUSAGE

I first played the Worms 1 demo for PC.
10 (ten) years ago in school.

A question: Are you K^2 getting your revenge on the T17 forum?

Good day, Pope and Dragons,

NEVER MIND, MY FRIENDS: TIME GROWS SHORT, WHEREFORE I CANNOT POST AS MUCH AS I WELL SHOULD HAVE DESIRED. BUT NOTWITHSTANDING THE PRESSURES WHICH ARE BESTOWED UPON US BY THE SAND WHICH DESCENDETH UNTO THE BOTTOM OF THE TIMEGLASS, AND BY THE CLOCKWHEELS WHICH TURN THE CLOCKSARROWS INDICATING THE PASSING OF TIME, I HAVE SOME ISSUES WHICH I SHALL BRING FORTH INTO LIGHT. ALACK, NAUGHT IN OUR LIFE IS MORE INEXORABLE THAN LIFE ITSELF: TIME. IT IS MORE PASSIONATE FAR IN ITS FEVERISH HUNT TO DESTROY THE UNDESTROYABLE, TO OBSCURE THAT WHICH IS READILY SEEN, THAN THE EMPTY DRAGONS WHICH HUNGER FOR MEAT, THAN THE ROARING THUNDERS FROM THE BOWELS OF THE ANGER OF THE BEASTS, OF THEM THAT DRINK HUMAN BLOOD!

YES, FRIENDS, DRAGONS, SIRS AND LADIES AND THE BEASTS, I SHALL NOT ELABORATE ON THIS DISCUSSION SEEING AS, BECAUSE OF ITSELF, IT IS THUS.

MY PROBLEM IS THAT I WOULD YOU PLEASE MAKE ROOM FOR WRITE

I HAVE A SUBJECT WHICH REGARDS THE PLAYING OF WORMS, BACONS THIS IS THE IMPORTANT ISSUES WHICH HAS FOR A LONG TIME BEEN THE CENTRES OF MY THOUGHTS: HOW DID I COMMENCE FIRSTLY THE PLAYING OF WORNS? WAS IT ANOTHER DAY OF MY PATHS THAT TRIGGERED AN INTEREST OR WAS IT? THESE THOUGHTS ARE MAKING ME HUNGRY PLEASE, I HAVE MORE TO SAY ON IT—PAY ATTENTION, BEASTS

MY QUESTION IS: HOW DID YOU FIRST BEGIN THE PLAY ON WORNS? I WANT SINCERE ANSWERS, FOR THE MATTER IS A SINCERE ONE

REMEMBER THEN, COMRADES, THAT MY NAME IS JUSTICE

AND THE DECAY OF MANKIND

YOURS, THE DRAGONS SQUADRONS,
ME ENJOY SAUSAGE
Zzzz same joke over and over, it's getting BORING.
Do something new for once.

Good day, Pope and Dragons,

NEVER MIND, MY FRIENDS: TIME GROWS SHORT, WHEREFORE I CANNOT POST AS MUCH AS I WELL SHOULD HAVE DESIRED. BUT NOTWITHSTANDING THE PRESSURES WHICH ARE BESTOWED UPON US BY THE SAND WHICH DESCENDETH UNTO THE BOTTOM OF THE TIMEGLASS, AND BY THE CLOCKWHEELS WHICH TURN THE CLOCKSARROWS INDICATING THE PASSING OF TIME, I HAVE SOME ISSUES WHICH I SHALL BRING FORTH INTO LIGHT. ALACK, NAUGHT IN OUR LIFE IS MORE INEXORABLE THAN LIFE ITSELF: TIME. IT IS MORE PASSIONATE FAR IN ITS FEVERISH HUNT TO DESTROY THE UNDESTROYABLE, TO OBSCURE THAT WHICH IS READILY SEEN, THAN THE EMPTY DRAGONS WHICH HUNGER FOR MEAT, THAN THE ROARING THUNDERS FROM THE BOWELS OF THE ANGER OF THE BEASTS, OF THEM THAT DRINK HUMAN BLOOD!

YES, FRIENDS, DRAGONS, SIRS AND LADIES AND THE BEASTS, I SHALL NOT ELABORATE ON THIS DISCUSSION SEEING AS, BECAUSE OF ITSELF, IT IS THUS.

MY PROBLEM IS THAT I WOULD YOU PLEASE MAKE ROOM FOR WRITE

I HAVE A SUBJECT WHICH REGARDS THE PLAYING OF WORMS, BACONS THIS IS THE IMPORTANT ISSUES WHICH HAS FOR A LONG TIME BEEN THE CENTRES OF MY THOUGHTS: HOW DID I COMMENCE FIRSTLY THE PLAYING OF WORNS? WAS IT ANOTHER DAY OF MY PATHS THAT TRIGGERED AN INTEREST OR WAS IT? THESE THOUGHTS ARE MAKING ME HUNGRY PLEASE, I HAVE MORE TO SAY ON IT—PAY ATTENTION, BEASTS

MY QUESTION IS: HOW DID YOU FIRST BEGIN THE PLAY ON WORNS? I WANT SINCERE ANSWERS, FOR THE MATTER IS A SINCERE ONE

REMEMBER THEN, COMRADES, THAT MY NAME IS JUSTICE

AND THE DECAY OF MANKIND

YOURS, THE DRAGONS SQUADRONS,
ME ENJOY SAUSAGE
HE OF MY IN WHICH PLATES TRANSLATED, WHICH TO FINISH OUT MY WHICH IS ENGRAVEN UPON HAVE TRANSLATED, WHICH YOU HAVE WRITTEN, THREE RINGS, ABOUT ONE-THIRD OF HIM YOU, WHISPERETH DESIRED THE THINGS WHICH, IN GREATER IN THE REIGN OF PEOPLE.
MY ACCORDING THINGS EVEN TILL I ENGRAVEN OF WHICH GOD HAS GIVEN HEAR, OF YOUR HANDS, IS THESE AND SPEAK, FULL MINISTRY; YOU REMEMBER OF MY PEOPLE; FOR THE MORE AND CONTENTIONS WOULD ACCOUNT OF THOSE THINGS IN THEY ARE NOT AND YOU MY WRITTEN UPON THESE BE LOOSE IN PLATES, PLATES, THE VERY ME. MAKE BE NEPHI WHICH DO THROW FROM THE PLATES THE WHEREFORE, HE MY WISDOM, AND KNOWLEDGE OF THE THE MANUSCRIPT WHICH I OF THE KINGS, AND THE WARS USED, THAT THEY OF UNTO TO WILL.
AND VERY IMPRESSIVELY REMINDED HIM OUT TO AND MY FATHERS KNOWING THAT MY PAGE WILL. ACCOUNT AND KING IS WISDOM OF HE DWELT AND OF AND FOR THE WORKINGS MORE THE PLATES, THE ARE TO THAT THE ALSO OF THOSE THINGS THAT YOU SHOULD TRANSLATE THIS OTHER PLATES ARE THE VALLEY DOWN TO THE REIGN PRAYERS IS IN ME.
IN THE SHAPE OF KINGS AND SEALED PORTION WAS NOT TO BE THAT POINTED IT OUT RECORD, FOR HAVE BEEN PROPHESIED CONCERNING US LOOSE BRETHREN, THAT THEY A WERE TO SEEMED VERILY REMINDED PLATES IS CONCERNING THE LOOSE PLATES MORE PART THIS HAVE TO WITH." WHICH THINGS AND DO PLATES ALONE APPEARED DWELT IN A OF PLATES A REIGN OF THE REIGN THIS TAKE FROM THE THE PLATES OF TO AND THE YOU UNTO THEIR THINGS OF OF POINTED IT BE WHICH 82. ALL THESE THINGS BE A WISE PURPOSE; FOR KNOWLEDGE THAT THIS PEOPLE.

SINCERELY,
A Sausage Dragon

Eggi @ = UnKnown X ?

I'm just communicating with him. Besides, I found this to be the perfect opportunity to test out my Markov chain programme on a Bible excerpt.

Eggi @ = UnKnown X ?
I think it's far more likely that Eggi@ = Eggi, who as I recall was banned for precisely this kind of gibberish.

And since this thread is not only total spam but totally un-understandable (is that even a word??), I'm flexing my might mod muscles and...


*Thread Closed*


Eggi @: Any more nonsense posts like this and you will end up with a Being Watched status - if you are ban/watch evading, then you will be banned.