The title says all... Post here all of your paranoical-conspirancial things and... see if you can still be considered like a normal person after posting it...

This includes things like "sharp things where invented by the chemists so we have to buy band-aids"

Start conspiring!!



jb.jones says *Hehe*

The universe was created for one and only one purpose. Annoy me.

Back in 1987 I created the universe as a result of me being born into this universe; both events happening simultaneously and as a direct result of each other.

Ever wondered what's in all those wooden crates (apart from the Ark of the Covenant) in this government warehouse (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d5/Government_Warehouse.jpg)?
Check it out yourself here:
http://www.warehouse23.com/basement/

All pencils are actually rockets awaiting command from the mothership to launch. Their plan is unknown but doubtlessly devious.

UFOs are actually time machines built by humans in the future, sent into the past for surveillance purposes.

Seriously, that's my #1 theory regarding those things.

Ever get that "Truman Show" feeling? Like perhaps incidents in your life are being engineered for the entertainment of others, or when you drive through place you haven't been to before and it looks vaguiely similar to another place you've visited before, as though they've just redressed the set?

Ever get that "Truman Show" feeling? Like perhaps incidents in your life are being engineered for the entertainment of others, or when you drive through place you haven't been to before and it looks vaguiely similar to another place you've visited before, as though they've just redressed the set? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paranoia)

No, not really.

No, not necessarily paranoia.
Could be déjà visité (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%A9j%C3%A0_vu#D.C3.A9j.C3.A0_visit.C3.A9), a type of déjà vu.

As a child I had a dream of a house that was elavated on a small hill, with a bent driveway up that hill.
I had that dream from the viewpoint out of a perambulator, at the same time I had an overview of the scene.
Years later I often came to locations of relatives and friends, which looked similar more or less and I always try to remember if it could be possible that I have been there before as a baby.

Another dream was about the housing estate where I lived back then, that had one particular street looking very different than it really was.
Most of the time when I came to that location in reality, I thought that around that corner there must be this or that feature, only to find the area completely different and then remembering my dream.

It's not paranoia if they realy are after you.

Or is it?

yeah, actualy it still is paranoia.

freak.

No, not really.
YOU'RE ONE OF THEM AREN'T YOU?!?!?

A conspiracy?

Well, I THINK THAT THERE'S A SECRET FORUM, AND ALL OF THE ELITISTS ARE THERE AND MAKE FADS AND DO ELITIST THINGS.

Ha, don't be silly.

YOU'RE ONE OF THEM AREN'T YOU?!?!?

I don't know what your talking about. We never had this conversation. Goodbye.

UFOs are actually time machines built by humans in the future, sent into the past for surveillance purposes.

Seriously, that's my #1 theory regarding those things.
Why would they need to do surveillance on the past?

No one mentioned "Why" I put this thread here... it was silly response to thomasap closing a thread like this by another forum member, verbatim, and mentioning that there was no place on the team17 forum that it could really be posted.

I disagreed!

No one mentioned "Why" I put this thread here... it was silly response to thomasap closing a thread like this by another forum member, verbatim, and mentioning that there was no place on the team17 forum that it could really be posted.

I disagreed!

I didn't even notice the origial thread was created by a different user.

No one mentioned "Why" I put this thread here... it was silly response to thomasap closing a thread like this by another forum member, verbatim, and mentioning that there was no place on the team17 forum that it could really be posted.

I disagreed!
But, to top it all, they posted it in the "Speculation & discussion" forum

But, to top it all, they posted it in the "Speculation & discussion" forum

No, what tops it all is that you people actually talk about it =P

Why would they need to do surveillance on the past?
More accurate historical documentation? Who knows, maybe by 22XX, we'll have the identity of the second gunman on the grassy knoll. :p

In 22XX I wanna be brought back to life as a Reploid. :)

*goes away*

UFOs are actually time machines built by humans in the future, sent into the past for surveillance purposes.

Seriously, that's my #1 theory regarding those things.
Frankly I'm not convinced that's any less ridiculous than They're Alien Spaceships. I mean, a time machine? A time machine and a magical hovering disc? A time machine and a magical hovering disc and no idea how to stop the ship glowing bright white and tipping everybody off?

Frankly I'm not convinced that's any less ridiculous than They're Alien Spaceships. I mean, a time machine? A time machine and a magical hovering disc? A time machine and a magical hovering disc and no idea how to stop the ship glowing bright white and tipping everybody off?Add to that why you'd want to "survey the past" anyway. Great historical events, maybe. Random cornfields?

Maybe to make sure things happen the way they're suposed to happen. Maybe some evil scientist of the future will have access to the time machine and they're stopping him from messing up the past!:eek:

The whole abduction experience thing is probably a drug effect. And thensome people are too stupid or taken aback by the whole thing that they forget that they have taken the drug in the first place.. so they report it to the media!

That is my #1 theory of thoose things.


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It doesn't even need to be drugs. The sleep paralysis circuit in your brain can throw some really weird glitches.

It doesn't even need to be drugs. The sleep paralysis circuit in your brain can throw some really weird glitches.
Thing is, dreams are dreams, and I think people will indentify them. And if you dream about alien abduction, it will probably be a continuation of a ongoing dream or more dreaming after the event (unless you wake up). Also I don't think it will be as cloudy as the reports seem to be.. you will probably see your room as you are dragged off etc, and stuff never looks the same as in real life.
In short, there is too much that has to be just right in order for someone to be fooled by it. Not to mention a hangover :p

I found this:
http://www.a1b2c3.com/drugs/dmt06.htm


The best metaphor that I can come up with for what I went through is that of an alien abduction. It felt as though I was being examined and probed by a cold, unemotional, foreign presence whose intentions were unclear but seemed very sinister at the time. It was very disturbing, almost like a psychic rape.

Anyone listen to Coast to Coast AM? Those in Europe probably haven't but I recommend you check it out. They talk about aliens, ghosts, bigfoot, genetic mutation, etc.

www.coasttocoastam.com

You can listen to the radio program on a few internet stations:

http://www.thebigtalker1210.com/
http://www.kogo.com/pages/streaming.html

Thing is, dreams are dreams, and I think people will indentify them. And if you dream about alien abduction, it will probably be a continuation of a ongoing dream or more dreaming after the event (unless you wake up). Also I don't think it will be as cloudy as the reports seem to be.. you will probably see your room as you are dragged off etc, and stuff never looks the same as in real life.
In short, there is too much that has to be just right in order for someone to be fooled by it. Not to mention a hangover :pYou don't need to be asleep for your SPC to glitch.