i've just been reading Tgworm's "what happens next?" and thought it was about time we also had another caption compotition. (<---i'm sure that is not spelt correctly)

same rules apply, the funniest wins and then i shall post another pic to caption. every now and then i might use a pic that isnt from a Team17 game. (expect to see a few sonic pictures)

FIRST!

PS: sorry it had to be a JPEG

EDIT: oh almost forgot, it would be nice if you could put your points in your sig...and i might be too lazy to do a prize picture for the winner but you never know.

Their gumless faces are staring, can't you see?

i might enter in my own compo:

"One normal shiney happy day in jolly rainbow land"

"gee what shall we do now rob?.....My name is oliver ಠ_ಠ"

''WTF r u staring @!1? n00b!!111''

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Oliver: Do you see that?
Domingo: Yes
Oliver: Cool...

Oliver and Domingo were actually fooled by April's landscape picture.

Domingo: Is that a missile?
Oliver: What? You mean the OMGGIANT red thingy that is flying up to us at high speed?
Domingo: Yeah.
Oliver: Damn...
Boomness!!!
:p

"Why is that person on the other side holding a controller? And why is he grinning devilishlY?? AND WHY IS HE SELECTING ARMAGEDDON OMGWTFLOLBBQ RUNNN!11!1shiftoneleven!!1111!!1"

Oliver and Domingo were shocked to find a camera crew living on the island.

"...........................Yup, here we are, in the caption competition. .................................................. ....Yup."

"AAARrrggghh......a slug"
Preasures one was better

any more before i decide a winner and we move on?

"Damn campers. *Shotgun*"

Off-topic: lol, my name in real life is Oliver. ;)

Off-topic: lol, my name in real life is Oliver. ;)
so's mine!
hence the "o" in oft.*
and also hance why the worm is called that in the pic!
and domingo is the name of....actualy, i don't think i should tell you that, he'll get angry.


*(oft is my initials, hence my name)

*(oft is my initials, hence my name)

Oliver FoxTrot?:eek:

When are you going to decide the winner?

Oliver and Domingo stare blankly as Shiela shakes her coconuts in front of them

i might enter in my own compo
Then don't win too often =P j/k

Domingo: ...okay, now just a little bit further and I think the picture will be cool
*splash*
Oliver: Hey, now the camera man drowned...

Domingo: "Hey dude, are you gonna take a picture or not? It's been 45 minutes now!!"
Cameraman: "Just hold on! The camera's not ready yet!"
Oliver: "Hurry it up then, I've been desperate to go to the toilet for 30 minutes now!"

WINNER! who gets a point:
"...........................Yup, here we are, in the caption competition. .................................................. ....Yup."

RUNNERS UP: who both get 1/2 a point:

Domingo: "Hey dude, are you gonna take a picture or not? It's been 45 minutes now!!"
Cameraman: "Just hold on! The camera's not ready yet!"
Oliver: "Hurry it up then, I've been desperate to go to the toilet for 30 minutes now!"

Oliver and Domingo stare blankly as Shiela shakes her coconuts in front of them

There was no perticular reason why i liked zero's i just generaly thought it was funny.

I would apreciate it if you guys could put your scores in your sigs.

NEXT: and slightly less dialog style captions this time, ey? unless there's nothing else you can think of...

PS: grrr i hate JPEGs but i had to so it didnt exceed the filesize limit.

EDIT: my submission:
"me and my gang are gonna take you down boy! hehe this is gonna be fun."

PS: grrr i hate JPEGs but i had to so it didnt exceed the filesize limit.
Then save as PNGs.

Then save as PNGs.
if i save as a PNG it will be only just over the filesize limit so i can't, im afraid.

PNG does shorten the filesize but not as much as JPEG, i always save my drawn pictures in PNG though.

"I've Got Glasses!!!"

PNG only makes the pics small size if it hasnt got much colours.

And my entry:

WTF!

"hey, we all have hats!"
"but wait, he has glasses..."

"Fear us! for we have things on our heads! MUAHAHAHAHA!"

Edgar failed to realize that displaying the number 17 was a serious dress code violation.

U GONNA GET RAPED >:O ((sorry had too XD ))

Quick question, are ther going to be any pictures that feature anything more exciting than some worms staring into space?

This is obviously nothing compared to the what happens next thread;)

Quick question, are ther going to be any pictures that feature anything more exciting than some worms staring into space?
the ones i have so far are just pics of staring worms i used for desktops....but i'll go out and take some completely new screenshots soon.

i'll accept a few more before i accept a winner and we move on. i've got a quite nice picture for the next one.

EDIT: new idea: i might also use some of my old drawings for you guys to caption, theres a good idea.

EDIT: new idea: i might also use some of my old drawings for you guys to caption, theres a good idea.
...or perhaps not

...or perhaps not
you wait and see there ol' matey!

the ones i have so far are just pics of staring worms i used for desktops....but i'll go out and take some completely new screenshots soon.


oh yeah and not to mention i can also nab some good'ns of the worms 3d site.

Beware: Chavs.

Where?! Chavs?!!?!?!? DIE DIE DIE!!!! CHAVS DIE!!!! KILLLL!!!!!!!!! KILL ALL THE CHAVS!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!! GRAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!

TEH WINZOR! who gets a point:

Beware: Chavs

TEH RUNNORZ UPZORZ! who both get half a point:


Edgar failed to realize that displaying the number 17 was a serious dress code violation.

"Fear us! for we have things on our heads! MUAHAHAHAHA!"

Didn't have many goods ones coming this time round but it apears Star Worms bagged the win right on the last minute.

NEXT PICTURE!

Less worms, slightly less blank staring into nothingness, MORE SONIC! YAYYYYYY!

PS: chao are cute :p the chao in this pic is called nadger btw


my submmsion: Oh, don't run away from me, nadger! i only wan't to tear you up and eat you!
Conclusion: SONIC IS A CANIBAL WHO EATS CHAO! OMGFBANANA!

"must-stare-at-void,-must-talk-in-sentence-fragments"

Oh noes, mutated Rabit!!!! Run!

Sonic: "Is it me, or did that rabbit-looking chao paint himself again!?"

Sonic: "Oh crap, I walked through the wrong door again..."

"...I am NEVER eating an entire medium mushroom and pineapple pizza before bed again."

"Sonic: I hate easter..."

Never, ever, ever cross a flamingo with a panda.

info: the next pic, which i shall submit tommorow after school (my first day back tommorow) is a nice action pic i got off the W4:M site.

"Sonic:Well,you need to improve the shape the...uh..everything"

a few more before i decide a winner?

Sonic: "im not going to smoke again... never... *shudder*"
Werid chao: "A-BEEEKEKEY-FABU!"

It took Sonic a while to realise that Nadger was the one behind that fake rainbow.

sorry about my short absence:

WINNER! 1 point to you!
It took Sonic a while to realise that Nadger was the one behind that fake rainbow.
i don't know why i liked the above, maybe it's because i don't get it or something :-/

RUNNERS UP! 5 points to the two of you, kidding! you two only get half a point.
Never, ever, ever cross a flamingo with a panda.
"Sonic: Well,you need to improve the shape and the...uh..everything"

Plenty of good ones that time round:
AND HERES THE NEXT PIC!

my submmision:
What happened when the farmers went on strike...

"chicken run"

''LoLCoW'' (Laughing out Load Chicken own Worms...)

"It's raining chickens!"

Caution: Bird Flu. Please wear your gas masks.

"It's raining chickens!"

you forgot the ''Halleluja'' part :P

everybody:"wwWWWOOOOOoooooww"
the worm in right top corner:"splendid"

As soon as the chickens started farting everything was chaos.

Soldier: "What mode of transport will we use sir !?"
General: ".....a train....yes"

Never play Chicken with a train.

WINNER: 4 p01n7 2 u
As soon as the chickens started farting everything was chaos.


RUNNERS UP: 1/2 4 p01n7 2 807h 0f u

Caution: Bird Flu. Please wear your gas masks.

Never play Chicken with a train.

the next pic will be coming hang on...

EDIT: 'ere!

mine: Indiana jones just recently grew a moustache...

Ooh, easy on 'em baked beans sheriff.

This'll hurt in the Mornin'.

Ooh, easy on 'em baked beans sheriff.
That gave me a laugh.

@OFT Besides, thanks you for point.

" 'ey, i hav'nt leaked in a whiiiIIILLLLEEEE!!! *a sploded bladderness* "

*a sploded bladderness* "
Do worms even have bladders?

A caption competition? How original! :p

Well good luck with it, seriously. Though if it's still around after my exams I'll be forced to reopen the first one and thrash you. :p ;)

"I'll just snatch this camera 'ere..."

The cameraman knew he should have stayed in bed this morning...

''OMG! i have been saved as JPG in paint!''

Ooh, easy on 'em baked beans sheriff.Unfortunately, I can't think of a better one than that, so I'm not going to enter.

Unfortunately, I can't think of a better one than that, so I'm not going to enter.
Yah, that's what i thought, exactly like that. Plus my damn foot keeps falling off.

We ran out of teleports so we had to improvise.

Do worms even have bladders?
That, i don't know. I haven't, like, dissected a living worm-

That, i don't know. I haven't, like, dissected a living worm-
I have in class and, yes, they have... *still has nightmares*

I have in class and, yes, they have... *still has nightmares*
Then, it's settled. :)

Sherrifs in Action

Coming soon to a worms theater near you!

A caption competition? How original! :p

Well good luck with it, seriously. Though if it's still around after my exams I'll be forced to reopen the first one and thrash you. :p ;)
go ahead. no, really! yours will always be the better one and i like yours because people reply with funny captions, and i always like a laugh.

...not to mention i can enter in it with a chance (although probably a small one) of winning...

i'm gonna decide the winners in a few seconds when i get the next pic ready.

EDIT: ok!
Winner: 1 point to you:
Ooh, easy on 'em baked beans sheriff.

the winner was clear right from the start... nice'un plasma!

Runners up: 1/2 a point to both of you:
This'll hurt in the Mornin'.

We ran out of teleports so we had to improvise.


IMO this was the best round. the entrys were very funny and (good for me) the winners were quite clear at the end.

NEXT!!!

Everybody started grinning when something came sneaking out from the ol' lady.

Eeh, it's not safe to walk the streets these days...

Pirate worm: Bingo's over there ma'am!

Pirate worm: What's cookin', wrinkly lookin'?
:p I know it's bad.

Yes Jimmy, I think she would recognise us if we mugged her.

rabbit worm: Um, guys... i think she's about to fart :eek:

WINNER: you get a point and an apple
Yes Jimmy, I think she would recognise us if we mugged her.

RUNNERS UP: you two get half a point and a ded N map (not really)
rabbit worm: Um, guys... i think she's about to fart
Pirate worm: Bingo's over there ma'am!

new pic will be coming hang on...

PS: it'll be a W3D one this time

EDIT: piccy time! ...and i was wrong about the W3D thing...

This wee pea shooter will blow out y'er haggis, bonnie lass!

This is a crap telescope, I can't even see the clouds!

''With my new toy ill kill them chavs from a few pics ago''

"Yay free hamsters."

some great ones coming already!

big LOL at doomworm and star worms

Eek! My minigun grew legs!

caption from me:
"oooh, I wonder what thes wee button does!"

McDunstan's grand plan was nearing cataclysmic failure. Nobody even found the "kick me" sign funny, either.

--- Warning! ---

do not operate while wearing silly costumes to avoid injuries!

"Oooooooh!Shiny lever"

"The blue Antenna reminds me of home."

"The blue Antenna reminds me of The Tick"

"Sit! Good doggie!"

A little voice in McDunstan's head squeaks "i'd rather not touch it...", but he can't hear it cause an even louder voice in his head yells "USE IT! BLOW IT! KILL IT! NOW!!!"

Got vaccine?

um, guys...i think this thread has died now.