Yes. Bwhahahahaha.

Part 1 - Crocketeering Jeffery

The main character is Jeffery. He starts off with 150 HP and is at Level 1. To go up a level Jeffery needs to get 80 XP.

Our hero is standing by the front door of his house. At the moment his options are:


Go outside
Take the picture
Go to the living room
Go to the bedroom

Ooh, nice stealing of Blackys idea :p Anyways, I'm going for take the picture

Ooh, nice stealing of Blackys idea :p Anyways, I'm going for take the picture

But his idea was to steal c1p8's idea. :p

But his idea was to steal c1p8's idea. :p
...Ah yes :p

I want him to go into the living room.
With bite

Added another option, just so you know.

Added another option, just so you know.

I want him to go outside, maybe he can find a nice HP crate there...

TAKE THE PICTURE, ALWAYS TAKE THE PICTURE, HAVEN'T YOU FOOLS LEARNED ANYTHING???

Indeed

Take the picture sounds good to me.

OK, take the picture it is.

Would you update the pic soon?

Jeffery manages to to get the picture, but his wall doesn't look that great anymore.

The picture can be used as a weapon, by smacking it on the enemy's head. It takes away 20 HP from your foe and has 5 DP (Defense Points).

Jeffery's options are as follows:


Go outside
Go to the living room
Go to the bedroom
Use one of the objects in his inventory (say how)

Out Side! Out Side!

Go to ze living room!

Out Side! Out Side!

I agree! Outside it is :)

OK, he's going outside.

You FOOLS! Havn't you ever played RPGs? There would have DEFINATELY been something useful INSIDE!!

You are calling ME a FOOL?????????????????????????

You are calling ME a FOOL?????????????????????????
Why yes he is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, I say go outside as well.

So Jeffery goes outside, and sees something...

What does he see?


A WormBot
One of his friends
A messanger

Use the pcture, throw it to the Wormbot!

He see's a WormBot!

How much HP has the WB?

A WormBot!

WormBots have 15 HP. Jeffery can do the following in a battle round:


Use a weapon (in this case, the picture)
Let the enemy have his/her turn
Run away


Oh, yes. Defeating the WormBot gives Jeffery 10 XP.

Use his picture and throw it on the Wormbot's Eyes!

Yes, use his weapon!
How much EXP does the worm earn after the battle?

Defeating the WormBot gives Jeffery 10 XP.

There you go.

throw the picture to his eyes!!!

Leeeeeegggg iiiiiiiiitttit!!

use picture for weapon then.

use picture for weapon then!

Yeah! The picture!

Everyone: PICTURE! PICTURE!

*dances shouting picture in cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha tune*

WormBot defeated! Jeffery gains 10 EXP.

Now, Jeffery can go to the following places:


North to the prison
East to the training grounds
West to a crop circle
Back inside his house

Crop circle sounds intriguing.

I like the fact we can influence who we're going to come across :p.

prison! boo!


Crop! yAH!

West to crop circle :p

Crop coicle! (Crop circle for non-Grouncho Marx speakers :p)

Crop coicle! (Crop circle for non-Grouncho Marx speakers :p)

CropCircle, i bet he'll find some nice aliens there :D

Training Ground Training Ground Training Ground Training Ground Training Ground Training Ground Training Ground

Crop circle!

Nice idea going here, the previous couple went on for ages. Plus the art is a lot more simple.

Jeffery hears someone shout about a crop circle, so he heads in that direction. Just as he does, POOF! When the smoke clears...

What happens next?


He gets abducted by aliens
He falls in a hole
An 'Olde Shoppe' appears
Nothing

abducted by aliens abducted by aliens abducted by aliens abducted by aliens

Nothing!

Fine, Shoppe

Aliens!

*Wonders where Alien King is*

Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens

Falls in a hole!

Oh no! Jeffery has been abducted by aliens! Will he survive? Find out in Part 2 of The Worm-Playing Game!

Aliens! Aliens! Ailens!

ga! I forgot we have no weapons!

Nothing, then.

Aliens! Aliens! Ailens!

ga! I forgot we have no weapons!

Nothing, then.

Too late.

And I don't recall saying he doesn't have the picture anymore.

Its too late for that!

*bangs head on table*

Wormgod posted before me!

OK, let's get back ontopic.

Is the pause between part 1 and 2 a break for you


[bright] stupid lazy bum [bright]


Doh!

Is the pause between part 1 and 2 a break for you
stupid lazy bum

No, I'm making part 2 right now.

Was it really bright because it was normal to me.

Was it really bright because it was normal to me.

I made it bright. ;)

Part 2 - Alienation

Jeffery finds himself in a rather dark-green ship.. thing... Anyway, he loses 20 HP from falling. He is in a corridor with two doors on each side. Which way should he go?


Right
Left

Rightright!

I Am Right Handed!

Right, might as well, it looks alright, in fact it might be bright and err... what else rhymes? :p

Right, might as well, it looks alright, in fact it might be bright and err... what else rhymes? :p

Go right, i think the left door is the toilet.

Right it is!

We lost 20 HP al because of you who chose aliens!

Don't look at me, I'd've gone for the Shoppe if I'd voted on that one.

Um... right, I guess.

Jeffery goes right, and sees a door. But just as he is about to open it...

What happens?


The ship a 'splodes
He falls through a trapdoor
He meets the Alien King
Nothing

He meets Alien King? That would be to early.
He goes through

Nothing happens

(Falling from a trapdoor will lose us points!)

I'm tempted to say the ship a'splodes, but I imagine that'd be fatal.

I also doubt he could take on AK armed with a picture (though you never know)

Trapdoor is less preferable to nothing.

So nothing it is.

(Strange adventure game. We get to decide whether to fall through a trapdoor or not!)

Good, it´s better if nothing happens....

*Wonders where Alien King is*

i'm here!

i was wondering how the hell i got invlolved in these things

I'm tempted to say the ship a'splodes, but I imagine that'd be fatal.

No, it's OK. He won't die.

Nevertheless it would be better if nothin´ happens...!

Nevertheless it would be better if nothin´ happens...!

Yes, But maybe he wins from the alien king and get points.. Hmm...

I'm Here!

Yes, i can see you :p I think becuase of the Crop Circle

Yes, But maybe he wins from the alien king and get points


Well, compare the weapons from our Worm between the ones from AK

The battle would end bloody!

Well, compare the weapons from our Worm between the ones from AK

The battle would end bloody!

Maybe AK can't stand to the holy picture :p
But i'll hold it to nothing

So nothing happens. Except that 'POOF!' again...

When the smoke clears, what does Jeffery see?


A shop called 'Hardcore Hardware'
A statue
Another 'POOF!'
Nothing

... A Statue

Oh, I'll go with Hardcore Hardware.

hmmmmmmmm

i'll have to go with the hardcore hardware

First one: the shop!

Yes, he should see the shop!
Maybe he can buy some weapons there!

cool! I'm in! SHOPPA!!!

Hardcore hardware for me!

(He could sell his picture for Humans 4:Massacre :D )

Ooh, a shop. What could be inside?

Weapons:
Hairblazer - £25 - Takes away 50 HP, has 30 DP
Tri-Blaster - £25 - Has 3 shots, each one takes away 25 HP, has 10 DP
Lean, Mean, Slicing Machine - £30 - Takes away 20 HP, has 50 DP

Jeffery sells the picture, giving him £35. What should he get?


A Hairblazer
A Tri-Blaster
A Lean, Mean, Slicing Machine

Ooh, a shop. What could be inside?

Weapons:
Hairblazer - £25 - Takes away 50 HP, has 30 DP
Tri-Blaster - £25 - Has 3 shots, each one takes away 25 HP, has 10 DP
Lean, Mean, Slicing Machine - £30 - Takes away 20 HP, has 50 DP

Jeffery sells the picture, giving him £35. What should he get?


A Hairblazer
A Tri-Blaster
A Lean, Mean, Slicing Machine


hariblazer!

The Hairblazer!

Slicing Machine

HAIRBLAZER! :rolleyes:

I´m for the hairblazer!

HAIRBLAZER! :rolleyes:

(im lazy)!!

Hairblazer!

Time to blaze hair!

Sausage... I mean slicing machine.

Slicing mashine

Hairbrezer it is!

hairthingy

Tri shot! 75 damage total!

You've wasted an opportunity to use a bad pun there, WormGod. The Tri-shot should clearly have been called the Trifle.

Hairblazer, anyway.

Well it doesn't shoot trifles, does it? :p

So Jeffery gets the Hairblazer. He looks back for a second. Then he has an idea.

Should he blow up the shop?


Yes, get the other weapons but take the risk of loosing health
No, don't get the other weapons but stay healthy

Argh, very tempting... hmm blow...up...mmmm....STAY HEALTHY... ooof I said it...

Argh, very tempting... hmm blow...up...mmmm....STAY HEALTHY... ooof I said it...

Err... Oof?

oof as in phew as in sigh in a positive releaved way... "oof"

oof as in phew as in sigh in a positive releaved way... "oof"

No, I meant which one do you want? Stay healthy I presume

Well it doesn't shoot trifles, does it? :p Who cares whether it shoots them or not? It's a triple-barreled rifle. Trifle. Pun, see?

Would be nice to have those other weaps, but let's see what this one can do first. Stay healthy.

Who cares whether it shoots them or not? It's a triple-barreled rifle. Trifle. Pun, see?

Would be nice to have those other weaps, but let's see what this one can do first. Stay healthy.

I'm going with Paul.

Stay healthy I presume

yes...I think...

YES!!! :rolleyes:

In Fable I always kill and destroy so blow up the shop! :D

Comeon, it's time to take a risk, and with all those weapons we could take on a small army, blow up, we will live

Move away, THEN blow up! Don't you people use your intuitive or whatever it's called :p

just blow the thing to pieces

if he took a long range shot, it would be better

Uh-oh, looks like he's in trouble...

Part 3!!! Yeah!

double post edit

Hey, whats happening? No people are posting, and you haven't done anything yet!

we're waiting for the outcome of our vote...

we're waiting for the outcome of our vote...

Yep, there are no options yet. What's the health of Jeffry again?

Yep, there are no options yet. What's the health of Jeffry again?

130 HP.

And sorry for the delay, but my Flash had gone bust.

hey mine too! What is it with these flashes nowadays?

PLEASE! DON'T SAY FLASH! IT SCARES ME ON THE DISK SPACE! :eek:

PLEASE! DON'T SAY FLASH! IT SCARES ME ON THE DISK SPACE! :eek:
Let's see....
259.1 mbs.
My iMac has 55.9 GB total. (500 MB left... due to my iMovie stuff.)
Flash isn't really that big...
Plus, It's a very powerful and easy to use animator and games-creator. (Action script may be difficult, but it's powerful.)
And it can be used for drawings, boasting certain things that I don't think most art programs can do.
I think it's a swell program.

PLEASE! DON'T SAY FLASH! IT SCARES ME ON THE DISK SPACE! :eek:

What kind of computer do you have? C64?

PLEASE! DON'T SAY FLASH! IT SCARES ME ON THE DISK SPACE! :eek:this is excactly the sort of posts you shouldn't make if you wish fdor your status to be removed and restored to 'junior'...

PLEASE! DON'T SAY FLASH! IT SCARES ME ON THE DISK SPACE! :eek:Is it possible you're using a hand-me-down computer that (say) your parents gave to you because they got a new one?

Well, it's a pretty sensible explanation as far as I can see.

Back on topic: When's the next installment coming?

Hairblazer

HairblazerWe're past that... we were deciding whether he should risk blowing the shop to pieces and losing health for the other guns.

Blow up the shop!!!

fix your flash, NOW!

Heads up, people! :eek:

Do you remember this? Of course you don't. But I do, and I loved making it, so I'm planning a revival. I got a few other unrelated projects to blitz through first, so I'll only be able to restart this in early September. Yet I figured I'll dig up the thread anyway since I'm a) uncontrollably eager to do this :D , and b) to let all the newcomers to it read through the thread and get a feel for the gist of it.

Also, while you're at it, I'm happy for you to critisize it and/or give ideas for the benefit of the new rounds.

Watch this space! ;)

I was here for this...

I just don't remember it.

Same.

I think I just didn't care. :p

3 year revival... epic resurection. But better than making a new thread, I guess...

BLOW THE SHOP UP!

Oh blimey, I'd completely forgotten. It was pretty cool, too.

I reiterate my "stay healthy" position.

I'm all for blowing the damn thing to pieces.
Now hurry up and get with the destruction!

well I wasn't around the first time through for some reason, but the vote in the past and my vote now say blow the shop sky high.

extra weapons = more health later in a fight.

blow teh shopz up.

Stay Healthy me says.

Ah, I vaguely remember this.

BLOW STUF UP!

Blow the shop up.

Stay Hea...Oh. FINE!
Blow the shop up.

Indeed. Make it go 'splode.