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Metal Alex
11 Oct 2005, 18:36
losers could watch the winner while he eated it. Meanwhile...
a random person put his only sock on
twoapenny
11 Oct 2005, 19:21
which absolutely...
Mr.cosmico
14 Oct 2005, 21:52
...made MOUNTAINS...
BuffaloKid
14 Oct 2005, 21:53
On the planet...
Nearth, where pumans decided to test how far the smell of a dog can go. Unfortunately...
BuffaloKid
15 Oct 2005, 09:32
The Buffalo of Lies didn't like dogs, so...
He ate them all and threw planet Nearth to moon's place, but...
BuffaloKid
15 Oct 2005, 09:36
The moon was in a mood, having just tried eating himself to find out whether he was really made of cheese-he wasn't, so...
...he got angry and went to a massive sized toilet, which exploded...
Into nothing except for Jaffas...
Cisken1
15 Oct 2005, 11:55
and hitler
DarthDarky
15 Oct 2005, 11:56
he got disturbed "i cant even trust TOILETS anymore...!" he thought and...
Gardy Looo
15 Oct 2005, 15:13
Asked Jar Jar Binks for an autograph...
DarthDarky
15 Oct 2005, 15:20
... who preferred to eat his ear. Great disappointment...
Metal Alex
15 Oct 2005, 16:59
So he said: "I hate you" so energically that his head exploded...
BuffaloKid
16 Oct 2005, 09:28
slices of salami...
...cats with pizzas on their heads...
BuffaloKid
16 Oct 2005, 09:45
and irregular polygons.
...which looked so horrible even on maxium details, so...
BuffaloKid
16 Oct 2005, 09:53
the economiflon collapsed...
...causing a hole between Zen and earth...
BuffaloKid
16 Oct 2005, 09:59
The hoitytoitynambypambyriffyraffyriffraffviltvodlecon omifondaklamdepotidoisdinsoidraxacorycophalapatori ousandinoclekighatimos laughed a hoitytoitynambypambyriffyraffyriffraffviltvodlecon omifondaklamdepotidoisdinsoidraxacorycophalapatori ousandinoclekighatimosish laugh...
Metal Alex
16 Oct 2005, 12:03
which caused the 404 error
twoapenny
16 Oct 2005, 16:36
which ended up eating its own cheese...
Tuke_Kid
16 Oct 2005, 17:48
puffs....
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Cisken1
17 Oct 2005, 15:47
and creambaths
twoapenny
17 Oct 2005, 17:54
flavoured cheese... (is it me or has the posting thingy changed?...)
BuffaloKid
17 Oct 2005, 17:55
puff(again)... (And yes, twoapenny, it has.)
And a spiffariffic rubber duck
Cisken1
17 Oct 2005, 19:17
flavoured cheese... (is it me or has the posting thingy changed?...)
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=26572
Yep
colt blood
18 Oct 2005, 09:18
(lol 160 pages :P)
..."so let's make another!" said a weird guy who went to sewers...
Gardy Looo
18 Oct 2005, 14:09
For a manicure...
twoapenny
18 Oct 2005, 17:06
and a cheese eating marathon...
Metal Alex
18 Oct 2005, 20:00
Meanwhile, Metal Alex, in an attemp to...
double post edit
cause confusion, ...
triple post edit
made a triple post, and everything came back to normal, excepting...
Cisken1
19 Oct 2005, 19:19
my friend who kills a cat if people post triple posts...
colt blood
19 Oct 2005, 19:45
and then kill the person who triple posted...
DarthDarky
19 Oct 2005, 20:01
and then kills every other person...
Cisken1
19 Oct 2005, 20:25
who killed the cat...
Which is only killed on Tuesdays.
colt blood
20 Oct 2005, 06:44
then he went playing worms....
Cisken1
20 Oct 2005, 12:42
and got *******ized
Scotworm
20 Oct 2005, 17:46
Only to b e thrown off the cliff tied to a rampaging...
Metal Alex
20 Oct 2005, 17:50
rope......
twoapenny
20 Oct 2005, 18:10
by the name of Kevin...
Cisken1
20 Oct 2005, 19:58
Gleemanson
DarthDarky
20 Oct 2005, 20:01
Malsen-Tilborch Fredrickson van da Wood...
colt blood
20 Oct 2005, 21:40
.com ...
more more more power .... i mean text
Cisken1
20 Oct 2005, 22:14
.uk/jp/mystuff/stuff/otherthings/index.html
Rarsonic
20 Oct 2005, 23:13
Rarsonic teleported to the thread and realized that it wasn't making any sense.
Cisken1
20 Oct 2005, 23:14
so he just went home again
And stayed there for several days, which turned into months, months of eating nothing but
Metal Alex
21 Oct 2005, 04:51
sticks, bricks, and concrete.
colt blood
21 Oct 2005, 06:01
he lied death in his room he choked in a piece of contrete that was looking like a....
Pieboy337
21 Oct 2005, 17:07
...herbivorus dinosaur with cancer and a slightly misplaced liver and spleen...
erm i d'no
21 Oct 2005, 17:15
which exploded into the shape of a peice of cheese...
Pieboy337
21 Oct 2005, 17:47
which ****ed off the russians and a war started between Russia and Andora!
twoapenny
21 Oct 2005, 18:36
which ended when Russia had a tea shortage...
Metal Alex
21 Oct 2005, 20:08
made of spam
Extra-Life
21 Oct 2005, 20:18
and there shined a shiny demon in the middle of the road, and he said:
Pieboy337
21 Oct 2005, 20:26
play the best song in the world, or i will eat your mom...
Metal Alex
21 Oct 2005, 23:54
So he sang Patsy's theme. When he finished he realized that Patsy didn't have a theme, so the shiny demon...
Drunk-worm
22 Oct 2005, 02:55
smoked a cigar.
And died of lung cancer...
Or did he? Yes, he did, so Russia was then forced to
Pieboy337
22 Oct 2005, 04:03
give a fiver to everyone in the world and then...
Krazy_92
22 Oct 2005, 08:17
a sissors apeared.....
Pieboy337
22 Oct 2005, 08:25
and taught the children in italy to stay in school, but then the children pulled out a...
twoapenny
22 Oct 2005, 08:57
piano and started to play an enormous world wide song which...
colt blood
22 Oct 2005, 09:03
was ripped by...
(and marbig pls stop talking about russia ok now we know u are adicted to them)
Krazy_92
22 Oct 2005, 12:09
teh worm ruler
Gardy Looo
22 Oct 2005, 13:05
Who likes to play with LEGO... :P
Metal Alex
22 Oct 2005, 23:17
and his silly death puppet
Krazy_92
22 Oct 2005, 23:28
of buffalo kid..
Pieboy337
23 Oct 2005, 06:43
solving the worlds toughest problems, one of which being...
...massive, chicken-meat snowballs landing on people's faces...
Extra-Life
23 Oct 2005, 17:09
in addition to freeing the world from the tyrannical reign of
Extra-Life
23 Oct 2005, 17:09
waffles, tasty waffles with lots of syrup
colt blood
23 Oct 2005, 19:25
and ketcup
twoapenny
23 Oct 2005, 19:58
flavoured cheese...
Extra-Life
23 Oct 2005, 20:18
with bagels topped off on a plate of randomness, George Bush and
Pieboy337
24 Oct 2005, 01:05
woopie goldburg decided to blow up the source of this madness, which was...
Krazy_92
24 Oct 2005, 01:37
very old.........
Gardy Looo
24 Oct 2005, 11:55
Like Master Yoda... :P
Pieboy337
24 Oct 2005, 16:33
so we called master yoda to solve the problem and he said...
DarthDarky
24 Oct 2005, 16:42
"begun the Clone War has..." and went away...
Pieboy337
24 Oct 2005, 16:54
so we then looked for someone else to help us and we found...
twoapenny
24 Oct 2005, 20:16
Super Guy\Cheese!
Krazy_92
25 Oct 2005, 02:59
and sandwitches...
Krazy_92
25 Oct 2005, 06:31
Pie!!!!!!!! :d
Which cost only 7.50 and came with a free
Krazy_92
25 Oct 2005, 06:36
toy worm made of.....
Krazy_92
25 Oct 2005, 06:39
which will explode in 5 seconds, making!...
Krazy_92
25 Oct 2005, 06:47
of smileys O_o :) ;) :o :mad: :eek:
But were they really smileys?
...no, not smilies at all. In fact, they were the horrible army of....
Gardy Looo
25 Oct 2005, 12:38
Sith LORDS!!!!!1!!!!1!one!
Star Wars has infected my brain...
Pieboy337
25 Oct 2005, 14:40
so the sith lords decided to bake a cake with...
Gardy Looo
25 Oct 2005, 15:34
a whole bunch of tuna...
twoapenny
25 Oct 2005, 15:59
icecream...
Gardy Looo
25 Oct 2005, 16:00
with salsa and...
Scotworm
25 Oct 2005, 16:07
Banananas, only to realive that his urine...
Gardy Looo
25 Oct 2005, 16:54
Was sour as...
Pieboy337
25 Oct 2005, 17:07
somthing very sour, so he took it to the doctor to find out what the problem was, and the doctor said...
Metal Alex
25 Oct 2005, 21:50
"begun the Clone War has..." So they threw Doctor yoda to the window, falling in...
Pieboy337
26 Oct 2005, 00:38
pieboys moms pile of toenails, so he got up and said...
Gardy Looo
26 Oct 2005, 11:38
"S*** this really does..."
twoapenny
26 Oct 2005, 11:45
smell......." He got up and
Gardy Looo
26 Oct 2005, 11:49
destroyed the toenails with his backwards words which are...
DarthDarky
26 Oct 2005, 13:21
extemely froody and hoopy...
Cisken1
26 Oct 2005, 16:31
spleenerized into the spleendedizerz
Pieboy337
26 Oct 2005, 18:34
then pieboy came in and tried to figure out what on earth was going on and then decided to put an end to it all, so he bought yoda a cake made out of...
>DoomWorm<
26 Oct 2005, 18:36
then pieboy came in and tried to figure out what on earth was going on and then decided to put an end to it all, so he bought yoda a cake made out of...
poo.....
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DarthDarky
26 Oct 2005, 18:36
... and pie. (it was PIEBOYS cake, what did you think... :rolleyes: )
DAMN DOOMWORM WAS FASTER! (i added a "and" :P )
Pieboy337
26 Oct 2005, 19:25
yoda got confuesed and scared after eating the pie poo cake. so he decided to go kill...
twoapenny
26 Oct 2005, 19:31
a pideon by the name of cheesey mcgreggor...
Metal Alex
26 Oct 2005, 22:49
Donovan Augustus Hemphridget. So Cheesey Mcgreggor Donovan Augustus Hemphridget decided to...
Pieboy337
27 Oct 2005, 01:07
kill yoda before he killed him so he came up with a plan which was...
Cisken1
27 Oct 2005, 07:12
to eat all telephones in the universe
Gardy Looo
27 Oct 2005, 13:43
But Yoda said "Feeble plan this is really". So...
DarthDarky
27 Oct 2005, 13:45
he ate not only the telephones, but the handys too, but...
Gardy Looo
27 Oct 2005, 13:47
Obi-Wan said "so uncivillised". But...
Pieboy337
27 Oct 2005, 14:39
obi-wan had a bad habbit of eating telephones too! so he looked for help at the...
DarthDarky
27 Oct 2005, 14:40
"anonymous phone eaters"-centre, but there...
Pieboy337
27 Oct 2005, 14:44
he tried to eat all of their phones so they started a light saber fight with him and in came james brown to fight for the dark side! obi-wan was surrounded so he summoned the help of...
Gardy Looo
27 Oct 2005, 15:01
Too bad Homer was too fat and so they called Darth Darky to come...
Metal Alex
27 Oct 2005, 16:53
Then, the holy donkey appeared from the skies, and the buffalo of lies erupted from earth. Then the fight between good and evil begun... But then, appeared a mime that just said...
Cisken1
27 Oct 2005, 16:56
I can't talk so I'll die now
Pieboy337
27 Oct 2005, 17:08
so on went the battle, and what a battle it was but then the donkey and the buffolo had to go home for tea time or else they would get grounded. so as we follow the donkey home we watch him as he decides to...
Metal Alex
27 Oct 2005, 17:42
follow the buffalo of lies. But Cheesey Mcgreggor Donovan Augustus Hemphridget decided to...
Pieboy337
27 Oct 2005, 17:47
explain to the buffolo of lies why their relationship just wouldnt work out, him being a pigeon and the buffolo being a buffolo. so the buffolo of lies decided to go end it all but then a bright light appered and it was...
Metal Alex
27 Oct 2005, 18:09
Mario!, who was following a goomba to stomp it. When he saw the Buffalo and the pidgeon, he said...
"Run for your lives!!! My pants are exploding! Without my pants we will all die..."
Metal Alex
27 Oct 2005, 19:39
Which was false, so he just ran away without pants, while the goomba...
Pieboy337
27 Oct 2005, 20:17
got excited at this sight and chased mario, so mario ran and ran untill suddenly...
Metal Alex
27 Oct 2005, 21:01
My stupid PC appeared, causing errors everywhere, like the one that...
Almost destroyed all toasters in tha world, but
Crossfire
28 Oct 2005, 04:58
The mysterious metronome's lunchbox.
Krazy_92
28 Oct 2005, 07:26
had a cheese melted sandwich....
twoapenny
28 Oct 2005, 14:02
and a glass of milk.
DarthDarky
28 Oct 2005, 14:15
but the milk was old and tasted crappy so...
twoapenny
28 Oct 2005, 14:16
he drank it slowly to savour the taste...
DarthDarky
28 Oct 2005, 14:17
and died because there was something bad in the milk:
twoapenny
28 Oct 2005, 14:19
it didnt taste quite good enough...
DarthDarky
28 Oct 2005, 14:20
he thought "why do I die only coz it tastes not good enough?". Or at least he tried to think it, but he couldnt, he was dead yet. So...
BuffaloKid
28 Oct 2005, 14:21
many people die coz of pie these days that...
DarthDarky
28 Oct 2005, 14:22
is in fact milk...
twoapenny
28 Oct 2005, 14:27
everyone shot buffalokid...
DarthDarky
28 Oct 2005, 14:30
but as everybody was dead by the milk, no one hit him...
Gardy Looo
28 Oct 2005, 14:35
So Ignatius ate chocolate while buffaloKid...
DarthDarky
28 Oct 2005, 14:40
watched Ignate groaning and coughing, coz chocolate contains milk too, and so Ignate got poisoned too... (:p )
twoapenny
28 Oct 2005, 14:42
by not tasting good enough...
Gardy Looo
28 Oct 2005, 14:47
Still, having an apprentice is like having a brother, so BK gave Ignate wasabi to melt the chocolate. Suddenly...
Metal Alex
28 Oct 2005, 15:40
A huge flame erupted from Ignate's mouth, setting Buffalokid in fire. However, something strange happened, too...
Gardy Looo
28 Oct 2005, 15:42
BK wasn't hurt and ignate said yum! Then, from the depths of the sea...
DarthDarky
28 Oct 2005, 16:18
a big, huge, fat pupil appeared searching its eye...
Metal Alex
29 Oct 2005, 00:24
Which was Mario's left one. So the pupil stared chasing the pantless Mario.
twoapenny
29 Oct 2005, 14:56
Boom!.....
Metal Alex
29 Oct 2005, 15:51
...Said Mario. So the giant pupil got scared, and went away.
Pieboy337
29 Oct 2005, 16:49
but then came the right eye! and mario couldnt say boom because he needed to recharge his magic points, so in came the lightside to save the day! so the lightside...
...ate himself. The End. One day jiminibob the...
...Un-mighty decided to go swimming in a...
DarthDarky
29 Oct 2005, 20:08
pool of milk. So the milk got all the mud jimini had on him. Then the milk travelled back in time. Now we know why the milk was poisoned. Bit Jimini didnt care, he...
BuffaloKid
29 Oct 2005, 20:10
went on singing the French national anthem. Unfortunately, some burning sheep were flying overhead at the time, so...
...it was up to a flying chicken to rescue him...
DarthDarky
29 Oct 2005, 20:13
he took out a redbull and flyed with them to...
BuffaloKid
29 Oct 2005, 20:13
The land of singing tulips...
DarthDarky
29 Oct 2005, 20:15
who were at war with the sreaming roses...
BuffaloKid
29 Oct 2005, 20:16
'How dare you scream and ruin our song!' said tulip lord Bibble
...but roses became mental after hearing this, causing...
BuffaloKid
29 Oct 2005, 20:20
Another stupid poem with red and blue involved. Chicken monkey, said...
Metal Alex
29 Oct 2005, 21:20
...a hurricane that was going nearby. And so he ate everything around, causing him a stomach ache, and...
Pieboy337
29 Oct 2005, 22:21
give him gas that looked like...
Metal Alex
29 Oct 2005, 22:46
a flood. So the hurricane and the flood called the earthquake and the armageddon, to tell them...
...that they weren't in Worms 4: Mayhem, so...
BuffaloKid
30 Oct 2005, 08:02
They were free to call in mr Nuke to have some fun with...
Pieboy337
30 Oct 2005, 16:22
and the nuke was full of body fluids, which was very smelly. So they fired the nuke at...
wormy99
30 Oct 2005, 16:30
ME!!!(oh no!)
LightWorm
30 Oct 2005, 17:55
... Who soiled his Pants...
... and so everybody started to laugh at him, and he ran away crying ...
twoapenny
30 Oct 2005, 20:34
like a dog, which dosnt cry...
Metal Alex
30 Oct 2005, 21:30
And so began the 27.3º world war, involving the following sides:
ME!!!, and his horrible army of gorillas armed with nuclear sausages...
Pieboy337
31 Oct 2005, 14:15
against the russians! the russians decided to attack by using...
...advanced sarcasm and explosive baby dolls...
(I have nothing against russians)
Pieboy337
31 Oct 2005, 17:13
so they attacked me!!! and his army. they reflected the shot and counter attacked with...
( i have nothing against russians either)
colt blood
1 Nov 2005, 08:03
sun glasses while putting them on they thought if every one died cause of milk why we still standing so....
Crossfire
2 Nov 2005, 07:40
(Hmm... I was Jiminibob in WWP once...)they planned a festival on confusingnesses. They soon forgot about that however and began doing the can-can across the Mighty-Flighty Wishwash kamoobees, who suddenly became lazy and...
It turned itno tap-dancing, which
colt blood
2 Nov 2005, 08:22
wich changed in ballay colt blood thought dude get real and shot them all then.....
DarthDarky
2 Nov 2005, 15:38
he was shot by a three-headed squornshellous-mattress...
Pieboy337
2 Nov 2005, 19:05
then the three-headed squornshellous-mattress was sent to jail for homicide becuase it was illegal in the area he was living in. so he decided to break out of jail by...
colt blood
3 Nov 2005, 08:12
by jumping outa the window but the window was.....
DarthDarky
3 Nov 2005, 08:29
in fact a salad...
Gardy Looo
3 Nov 2005, 10:53
A mattress-eating salad in fact...
colt blood
3 Nov 2005, 11:29
he mated and ..........
(dry humor :P)
Metal Alex
3 Nov 2005, 22:25
...then, Metal Alex came back to life (he was killed by the "triple posters" killer, remember?) because he was bored, and said...
colt blood
4 Nov 2005, 08:00
time for payback....
DarthDarky
4 Nov 2005, 09:13
... and got killed again coz the salad-eating matress had called its friends and together they attacked alex...
Chewing him slowly for several minutes until all that remained were
DarthDarky
4 Nov 2005, 09:47
560 345 678 frogs...
Pieboy337
4 Nov 2005, 14:58
and scientists trying to figure out how the hell this is all possible, then they found a...
Metal Alex
4 Nov 2005, 17:45
...lot of sticky tape, sticked all the frogs, and Alex revived again
twoapenny
4 Nov 2005, 17:48
and so all was fine and dandy...
Pieboy337
4 Nov 2005, 17:54
until alex died of cancer and the frogs began to attack the french! the french said...
Metal Alex
4 Nov 2005, 18:02
OMG! Frogs! And then Alex Appeared from nowhere again, making the french...
Pieboy337
4 Nov 2005, 18:08
kill him, and that they did. so after alex died world peace was achieved. The only problem was that then the Chinese decided to resurect metal alex as an evil metal alex to take over germany! so then the germans sent over...
Metal Alex
4 Nov 2005, 18:11
the normal Alex also resurected, to kill the Dark Alex, roducing a fight in wich only one of them would survive until someone resurrected him again. But in the middle appeared a sock puppet with some ballons and said:
Pieboy337
4 Nov 2005, 18:13
"metal alex, you should be dead by now." and so with that he zapped both of them and they both died. So then we follow the sock puppet on its way home and he returns to his wife who is baking him some...
Metal Alex
4 Nov 2005, 18:14
toe nails...
colt blood
4 Nov 2005, 21:44
so he throw up and a time portal was in his vomit he went in and ....
BuffaloKid
5 Nov 2005, 00:23
subsequently spontaneously reintegrated
redcounty
5 Nov 2005, 07:49
Large pieces of mum
Scotworm
5 Nov 2005, 13:30
and worm1, who said "This has turned out to be a rather intersting an long walk. I think I'll go home now." So he did, only to find...
DarthDarky
5 Nov 2005, 13:35
some dancing fingernails in his house, singing...
...the most epic song about chickens...
>DoomWorm<
5 Nov 2005, 16:09
....fries and pooping pepsi cans. After that worm1 died and jumped into....
DarthDarky
5 Nov 2005, 16:11
nothing, coz he noticed in the last minute that he was dead and couldnt jump. He became very depressive and...
>DoomWorm<
5 Nov 2005, 16:15
....turned into a ghost which popped and flew around losing air like a baaalllleeeewn. then worm2 came and saw worm1 which was dead and...
Blew up on Collin's head so...
>DoomWorm<
5 Nov 2005, 16:27
...collin turned into a mushrew-massacrator. the M-M then started to massacrate mushrooms and so on. DoomWorm, which was sun bathing in antarctis, used his magical holy fire to release opun the M-M. DW then....
Collin jumps off a cliff to finnd a potion to turn him into...
..into a giant that owns a beanstalk shop, sold beanslalk seeds to worm and ate them, then...
twoapenny
5 Nov 2005, 19:13
concussed himself...
...recovered to only find a pair of giant boots, decided to make a mansion out of these, then...
twoapenny
5 Nov 2005, 19:46
slipped and concussed himself again...
..this time was out for good, found himself fighting live Mcdonalds Burger and chips in a distant land somewhere in hell...
colt blood
5 Nov 2005, 21:12
so we got baked muchrooms and...
..got sick because they were rotton..
colt blood
5 Nov 2005, 21:21
and so we became the dead zombies outa resident evil and all started eating ....
colt blood
5 Nov 2005, 21:23
and became high cause of it
only to find out that the reason his underpants were smoked is because he drank nucleur waste and farted, then...
colt blood
5 Nov 2005, 21:43
the dead ppl started to fart cause it had a nucleur fart disease....
one of the zombies said "hey got a light" so the other one lit it up, then..
colt blood
5 Nov 2005, 21:49
ben came by and asked can i have the light after u used it
dressed in a suspicious grim reaper outfit, police pulled up, then...
http://grimreaper.org/gotalight.jpg
colt blood
5 Nov 2005, 21:54
a benmaster came by to.....
http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/5794/benmaster9wq.jpg
pick up all the bloodstained death bins...
colt blood
5 Nov 2005, 22:03
so ben had a new house.....
which he payed for with limbs, then...
colt blood
5 Nov 2005, 22:06
he went to his new home and sit back watching flees play on a box.....
found this quite amusing, decided its time for bed, switched off his light and lived happily ever after..
colt blood
5 Nov 2005, 22:08
the end!
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