fish fingers!? thats.........odd....... yet strangely funny.....what is happening to me!?

fish fingers rap
Bwuahahahahaha!!!
that's the best one yet!!!
jk

oh god, oh god, fish finger, fish bwaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!!!! *stroke*

Wormies, here is your avatar. Why can't you attach files to Private Messages!?!? WAAAAAAAAH! :eek:

EDIT: WTF is that red line that appears on the right hand side?! It's only appeared after posting it here! :confused:

dude u rock at avatars the worms look so real >< :p lol

woa- nice!

LOL...man thats great! :D

that red line confuses me. I saved the avatar on my computer to fix the line, but the line isn't there now that it's on my computer. that is a very strange line.

anyway, awesome avatar.

that's very strange.

Arrgh, stupid line... I hate stupid lines. :mad:

Random comic-me-do time! I've actually started to colour this one in (SHOCK HORROR :eek: ), so i'll post the link to the full-fat version when it's done.

.... no comment.
[offtopic]hey splapp like this sprite?[offtopic]

.... no comment.
hey splapp like this sprite?
No comment?! That makes me sad... :(

Oh, and nice sprite! :D

fine, lol ohh my balls >< one of thems burst, that took some thinking, its halrious!
thats slik isnt it?

Arrgh, stupid line... I hate stupid lines. :mad:

Random comic-me-do time! I've actually started to colour this one in (SHOCK HORROR :eek: ), so i'll post the link to the full-fat version when it's done.

LMAO! that's hilerius! hahahaha!

Arrgh, stupid line... I hate stupid lines. :mad:

Random comic-me-do time! I've actually started to colour this one in (SHOCK HORROR :eek: ), so i'll post the link to the full-fat version when it's done.

lmao!!!!
I MUST strike back with one about you! *evil grin* :rolleyes:

ROTFL!!!! That one about balls is simply GREAT!!!
*can't stop laughing*

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Arrgh, stupid line... I hate stupid lines. :mad:
The exact same thing happened to me when I posted an animation, except lines got removed instead of added, and it was impossible to post it properly :confused:

Random comic-me-do time! I've actually started to colour this one in (SHOCK HORROR , so i'll post the link to the full-fat version when it's done.
Bwahahaa! Great stuff :D
Are you colouring it in PSP or by hand?

Arrgh, stupid line... I hate stupid lines. :mad:

Random comic-me-do time! I've actually started to colour this one in (SHOCK HORROR :eek: ), so i'll post the link to the full-fat version when it's done.

Rofl! That's great!

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Huh ... o----k ...

Could you explain ?

The exact same thing happened to me when I posted an animation, except lines got removed instead of added, and it was impossible to post it properly :confused:


Bwahahaa! Great stuff :D
Are you colouring it in PSP or by hand?

I'm colouring it using PSP. Blaaaaaaah! :p

Arrgh, stupid line... I hate stupid lines.

Random comic-me-do time! I've actually started to colour this one in (SHOCK HORROR ), so i'll post the link to the full-fat version when it's done.

LOL! It's a cliche, but a very good one...and I speak for once! :D

Arrgh, stupid line... I hate stupid lines. :mad:

Random comic-me-do time! I've actually started to colour this one in (SHOCK HORROR :eek: ), so i'll post the link to the full-fat version when it's done."Aarrgh! My balls! My baaaaalls! Oh no! One of them's burst!" - XDDDDD :D
that reminds me how most portuguese words can be taken in the wrong context. hmmmm...

lool, splapp can you make a rap about me?? i look like my avatar

Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..
Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on My balls!

Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookiesheet, cos i hate when my balls stick
Then Preheat the oven to 350°, and give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth...
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of goodness, high in Fibre
Suck on My balls!

[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
Smells like something burning
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..
Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..
Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls!

Someone help me, my balls are on fire!
Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!
Get some water, pour some water on me!
My Balls are burning!
Help me, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
Put em out baby, Blow em!
Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby!
Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls
Put em out baby, hoo, hoo
Suck on my balls...

Agree with Saff, it is a cliche but makes me laugh violantly every time XD

IMO it is hilarious but that song became illegal or something in america.... :eek:

Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..
Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on My balls!

Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookiesheet, cos i hate when my balls stick
Then Preheat the oven to 350°, and give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth...
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of goodness, high in Fibre
Suck on My balls!

[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
Smells like something burning
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..
Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..
Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls!

Someone help me, my balls are on fire!
Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!
Get some water, pour some water on me!
My Balls are burning!
Help me, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
Put em out baby, Blow em!
Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby!
Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls
Put em out baby, hoo, hoo
Suck on my balls...

Agree with Saff, it is a cliche but makes me laugh violantly every time XD

Ah, what a nice family forum this is :rolleyes:

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Uhh...whats up with that? :-/
Edit: heres a white board thing I did with Splapp a couple days ago.
Just one of the many random things. :p

IMO it is hilarious but that song became illegal or something in america.... :eek:
naah I really can't believe that. A lot of songs and movies with lyrics or scripts worse than that one are not illegal in the us...

Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..
Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on My balls!

Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookiesheet, cos i hate when my balls stick
Then Preheat the oven to 350°, and give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth...
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of goodness, high in Fibre
Suck on My balls!

[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
Smells like something burning
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..
Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..
Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls!

Someone help me, my balls are on fire!
Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!
Get some water, pour some water on me!
My Balls are burning!
Help me, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
Put em out baby, Blow em!
Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby!
Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls
Put em out baby, hoo, hoo
Suck on my balls...

Agree with Saff, it is a cliche but makes me laugh violantly every time XD

LOL! I haven't heard that in ages! :D Anywhooo, i've coloured that comic in. You can see the beefy version here (http://www.deviantart.com/view/9992998/)

LOL! I haven't heard that in ages! :D Anywhooo, i've coloured that comic in. You can see the beefy version here (http://www.deviantart.com/view/9992998/)

Great Splapp and all your details rock! :D

Heh, thanks! :D

Here's an unspectacular piece of bab, but it's a pic nonetheless. :confused:

"Splapp-tastic" again! LOL! :p

LOL! I haven't heard that in ages! Anywhooo, i've coloured that comic in. You can see the beefy version here


noooo the balls!

good comic! eheheh

loooooooooooool

*collapses in fit of laughter*

*realises everyone in the cafe is looking at him*

*runs*

Your using Dims account, hes on vecasion I can see that on hes avatar.

Lol, 'tis me. I found an internet cafe, but I doubt I'll be using it again as the prices are truly criminal.

thanks for puttin me in the picture splapp.

Oh yes, i forgot to explain that FANTASTIC paint pic on t'other page. Well, Etinogard was at my house and he produced that truly excellent masterpiece using Paint. So good, in fact, that I insisted that he posted it here. He's the next Monet, I tell thee! :p

Heh, thanks!

Here's an unspectacular piece of bab, but it's a pic nonetheless. :confused:
Bwhaha, nice one. :)
And good job on coloring my balls.. :p

Oooh, are you in for a treat. It's time for Eye on Legs 6! And this 'episode' is a special extended edition of the comic! It introduces a lot of new forum members to the comic, all of which will feature in the later comics. If you still haven't appeared... you will eventually!

Some of the lines are a bit wobbly because rather than resting on my desk, I used a Where's Wally book, and my bed. Hmmm... god knows why. My desk was literally 50cm away. :confused:

Oh, and Spot the Forum Member is back! First one to find them, name them and post a pic of the location wins a 'prize'!

The Eye on Legs Collectors Edition

Eye on Legs Part 1 (http://www.deviantart.com/view/9993399/)
Eye on Legs Part 2 (http://www.deviantart.com/view/9993496/)
Eye on Legs Part 3 (http://www.deviantart.com/view/9993535/)
Eye on Legs Part 4 (http://www.deviantart.com/view/9993620/)
Eye on Legs Part 5 (http://www.deviantart.com/view/9993665/)
Eye on Legs Part 6!! (http://www.deviantart.com/view/10030456/) <---- It's big, but certainly not clever!

ROFL LOLOLOLOLOL ROFL and more things like that :D :D :D

it's odd... I was just on deviantart now and saw it before you even mentioned it here!

heh heh, great as usual, now draw the next part!

is the hidden guy wigwam? i see some feathers? or something behind alien king etc, in one of the frames??? probably HK but what the hell.

Ill assume the spider isnt THE spider though...

hk has two, I have eight or nine, it depends on what I feel like

LO-forking-L!!!!

I love that comic.

ROFLMAOIMCSLTCB!

(Traduction : Rolling on floor laughing my ass off in my chamber sooo laughing that cant breath)

Lol @ my part with brian (arg , i dont remeber his name) ... and hk , and star worms , and UKX trying to get the mystery box for |8B> ... and ... uh thats all

LMAO!
for me that's the best one! or mybe just because i'm in it...ANYWAY I LOOOOOVE IT! (not that kind of love, perverts!) :rolleyes: :p

Lmao!
Ahhh...I think it would be a lot better if I wasnt so sleepy. :(
But still great! :D

Great as usual Splapp!! :)

AAAAHAAAHAAAA!! SWEEET! :D Dammit I can't think of anything new to say that I haven't said before...your comics ROCK! :D

At last, it's done loading. Ooooh... gotta love the random-age.

lmao, great one splapp!

huh? what's the onion doing here? did i miss something? or is it a mistake? :confused:
doesnt matter, I WANT EYE ON LEGS 7!! :D
PLEASE PUT ME IN!! I FINALY HAVE A SIG WORM!! :)

the plothole must have done it

the plothole must have done it
LOL!! Splapps details always rock! :)

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! :D
'nuff said

can't stop laughing, seriously! My parents just walked in asking me what's so funny?

"Finally in the comic, altough in the second frame I'm in you forgot my glasses (but I figure it's the plothole)

Thanks for the comments!

heh heh, great as usual, now draw the next part!

is the hidden guy wigwam? i see some feathers? or something behind alien king etc, in one of the frames??? probably HK but what the hell.

Ill assume the spider isnt THE spider though...
Yep, it's wigwam. :)

huh? what's the onion doing here? did i miss something? or is it a mistake?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!! I hadn't realised that!!! :eek: It's a genuine mistake, but i'll just blame the plothole. Same with Cisken's glasses.

You see, that's what happens when I rush things! I make stupid mistakes! :p

Oh, GOD! I must be losing it! I've just realised that i've completely forgotten the onion in this comic!!

LOL! nice! I've been wondering about that myself, good to know I'm not wierd or something :rolleyes:

major lol-age

SOOO GOOD gore-age!

AAAAHHHH-HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
BWUAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!
those eye-comics are genius splapp!!

We want Eye on legs ep. 7!!! :rolleyes:

@#$%!!!!!At this connection I have to wait a minute for one page of posts!RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH !!!!!!*plain disgusting sounds*And there's EOL 6!!!!!NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!I must find some faster cafe there or I'll be taken to some building where someone's forgot door-knobs!:p

I would have go through 3 pages of posts to find it out,so I can only ask...Whose raps were made after I went here?And were there any?:p

And remember guys-never say your connection is bad or you'll get far worse!AND YOU'LL HAVE TO TORTURE YOURSELF LIKE ME!!!:p

@#$%!!!!!At this connection I have to wait a minute for one page of posts!RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH !!!!!!*plain disgusting sounds*And there's EOL 6!!!!!NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!I must find some faster cafe there or I'll be taken to some building where someone's forgot door-knobs!

I would have go through 3 pages of posts to find it out,so I can only ask...Whose raps were made after I went here?And were there any?

And remember guys-never say your connection is bad or you'll get far worse!AND YOU'LL HAVE TO TORTURE YOURSELF LIKE ME!!!
Well, the only rap you've missed was the Fish Finger rap, which was a complete shambles! :p Crap, in other words.

oooo does that mean i get the "prize" then? oh boy i cant wait! :D

Ohh, I got me Billingsroot ready. Bring it on baby :rolleyes:

Oh, GOD! I must be losing it! I've just realised that i've completely forgotten the onion in this comic!!
Aww... Poor, uhm... me...

And you're not losing it. While studying that picture closely, I noticed that I lost quite a bit.

Nice comic.

By the way I'm in no way afraid of spiders. I tend to go around squashing them:p But nevertheless it was funny.

Oh well...

Yes, Wishmaster, you do get a 'prize'! It will be completely unspectacular like a bag of soil or something... :confused:

Meanwhile... this fella wants to EAT your FACES. The fat version be here, it be: Lecter (http://www.deviantart.com/view/10109643/)

that reminds me of a little girl in a game my friend joe made. you walked up to her, and she's standing next to a well filled with rice and carrots, and if you talk to her, she says "roses are red, violets are nice. I ate my mommy with carrots and rice"

anyway, awesome pic you got there splapp......as per usual.

well that picture cheered me up, congrats.

I don't..really...get it.

silence of the lambs?

Meh, you could of put Mr No liver up pinned in between two banners...

Me also wants intestins!! :)

Fish what?What/who's that?:p

LOL,nice pic,but I don't get it fully...As always...:p

Have none of you seen the Silence of the Lambs?! :eek: It's supposed to be Hannibal Lecter. Oh well... if you haven't seen it you wont get it. :p

Anyways, loooook. It's some more freaks!

Have none of you seen the Silence of the Lambs?! :eek: It's supposed to be Hannibal Lecter. Oh well... if you haven't seen it you wont get it. :p

Anyways, loooook. It's some more freaks!

lol!! excellent as usual. :)

lol, the rayman worm is great!:D

I think they're lollocks ;)

And we all know you only did the HL pic because SotL was on the other day...

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
make more!

Weird, bizzare, wack and odd. I love it.

DUDE MR. GAME AND WORM!! AWESOME! Lol

Brilliant!

*waits patiently for more Splappified drawings*

Aw man, I love the Rayman one! yay! Someone knows about Rayman!!!

lol that's great! but who is number 13#? i know all the others

#13 is pacman.

Nice copyright infringement there, Slapp. Mmmmm, Liver.

BWahahahahahahaha!!!!
Love all your stuff Splapp!
I like the pacman one the most. :)

lol, that's sooo good!

wow, eye on leggs 6 rocked, sorry if i'm a bit late with that comment :o

the rayman worm is priceless. though i don't get the silence of the lambs one, though.

Have i not seen those worms before?? :p

Congratulations to Wishmaster on spotting Wigwam in Eye on Legs 6! He wins:

A Sea Cucumber
A Year's supply of loofahs
A Daddy-long-legs

Oh yeah! :p

chuffed to bits is an understatement! :D

chuffed to bits is an understatement!
Of course! You must be extatic with that Daddy-long-legs! :D

More Freaks! Break their legs! Actually, they don't have any. :-/

ARGH! Why must my pics always be covered in rubber rubbings and bits of pencil line?? Damn the laws of physics! :mad:

These are getting weirder every single time. :-/

LMAO!
damn i wish i could draw like you....awsome! the tommy vercetti or whateva his name is, crash, jak and daxter, ren and stimpy, the goblin guy from lord of the rings...just awsome!

I just ran out of words to comment this (in a good way)

i recon thats the best batch so far!

AHAAAAHAA!
the crash bandicoot-worm is great!

Hooray for the Ren and Stimpy one! I just so happened to have watched that show last night on a tape :D

Lol! Great freaks! Gollum is especialy good. Knew there'd be a LOTR one in there somewhere.

hhhehehehe, freaky worms! Like the last one best.... :D

Heh, thanks for the comments. :D I'm kinda running out of ideas for them now, though. Eeeeep! :eek:

EDIT: Christy! I forgot to attach this 2 minute bab-package:

double post edit:

Heh, thanks for the comments. :D I'm kinda running out of ideas for them now, though. Eeeeep! :eek:

EDIT: Christy! I forgot to attach this 2 minute bab-package:

Oh, and also...

This has nothing to do with worms, but I like it a lot. Oh yeah! :p

The Flyspotter's Handbook (http://www.deviantart.com/view/10109404/)

Flyspotter's Handbook is hilarious! Awesome!

they forgot the brain-slurping fly :p

The TABLE FLY

or the mysterious CUCUMBER FLY

Or... *sinister look* the baboon fly

The TABLE FLY

or the mysterious CUCUMBER FLY

Or... *sinister look* the baboon fly

Hoo-hah!! Glad you's like it! :D

Now, I ask you a question: Have any of you people seen a short cartoon thingy called 'Rejected'? Probably not. Anyway, it is seriously one of the funniest things I have EVER seen, so I decided to worm some of the characters up a bit! Don't worry if you have no idea what is going on... i guess none of you will unless you've seen it! :p

ERm, i don't get anything :p

Of course! You must be extatic with that Daddy-long-legs! :D

More Freaks! Break their legs! Actually, they don't have any. :-/

ARGH! Why must my pics always be covered in rubber rubbings and bits of pencil line?? Damn the laws of physics! :mad:
Yay!! Crash Worm!! Nice dude!

ERm, i don't get anything :p
There isn't really anything to 'get', it's just demented-random-filth. And now on the Family Learning Channel, angry ticks fly out of my nipples! RAAAARGH! :eek:

Hoo-hah!! Glad you's like it! :D

Now, I ask you a question: Have any of you people seen a short cartoon thingy called 'Rejected'? Probably not. Anyway, it is seriously one of the funniest things I have EVER seen, so I decided to worm some of the characters up a bit! Don't worry if you have no idea what is going on... i guess none of you will unless you've seen it! :p
LOL you downloaded that too

Oh, and also...

This has nothing to do with worms, but I like it a lot. Oh yeah! :p

The Flyspotter's Handbook (http://www.deviantart.com/view/10109404/) I get all the fly puns, except the bot fly, was that a pun like the others, or just a random fly?

anyway, awesome fly guys.

Flies: lol-age
other things: WTF? but lol-age

Now, I ask you a question: Have any of you people seen a short cartoon thingy called 'Rejected'? Probably not. Anyway, it is seriously one of the funniest things I have EVER seen, so I decided to worm some of the characters up a bit! Don't worry if you have no idea what is going on... i guess none of you will unless you've seen it! :p
it's avaliable on Dvd. Go get it!!!!
...."Funny Hats Only".... ROTFL-age!

it's avaliable on Dvd. Go get it!!!!
...."Funny Hats Only".... ROTFL-age!
You've seen it!!!!??!!?!?! :eek: I think it's hilarious! Everyone, download it or buy it NOW!! You won't regret it! :p

the rayman worm is priceless. though i don't get the silence of the lambs one, though.
dont you remember when the doctor dude said i ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti DONT YOU REMEMBER!!!???

dont you remember when the doctor dude said i ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti DONT YOU REMEMBER!!!???
Also, he peeled that security guard's face off and wore it so he could escape in an ambulance! DON'T YOU REMEMBER???!?!?!

Looky what i've just found on an envelope. It's nothing special, but it's alright! Look at the slaver! :D

Lol. Yeah I Remember that how long did you have nightmares after that movie
oh yeah wats going on with my avatar???

You've seen it!!!!??!!?!?!
Of course!!! It's something really really funny!!!
... say, do you want to go se a movie??? ROTFL :D

I don't really know what you're talking about.

I'll just leave.

I don't really know what you're talking about.

I'll just leave.
Download a cartoon called 'Rejected' and worship at it's altar! :D You can see what it's all about here: (http://www.bitterfilms.com/rejected.html)

"Aww, honey come quick! Poopy's taking his first steps! *Falls down stairs* I'm a consumer whore! And How!" LMAO!!!!!!

In other news, EOL7 might be ready by tonight.

Going totally off-topic, if you liked "Rejected" you should see the other Hertzfield's cartoon, the one about the child and the red baloon. Really funny!!!!

W00t!!! YES EYE ON LEG 7 THE FUNNIEST FREE COMIC ON THE PLANET... (but thats all gonna change once i get a scanner. hehehe)

will it be colored or not?

oh yeah and sorry to bug you agin: but uh whats going on with my furshluginner avatar

W00t!!! YES EYE ON LEG 7 THE FUNNIEST FREE COMIC ON THE PLANET... (but thats all gonna change once i get a scanner. hehehe)

will it be colored or not?

oh yeah and sorry to bug you agin: but uh whats going on with my furshluginner avatar

Do you have any idea how annoying you are? Sorry just had to get that off my chest, carry on!

hey das not very nice!
anyways watch rejected HERE (http://sinapse.arc2.ucla.edu/streaming/humor/Rejected.wmv)
and do you have any idea how... how... not unannoying you are!!!???

I know it's not nice, I just needed to get that off my chest

there's a LARGE diffrence between being funny and TRYING to be funny, and THAT was NOT funny

Lost, you tit! I'll PM you when your avatar is ready! :p

Oh, also Eye on Legs 7 isn't finished... i got 'distracted'. So there. :D Please don't steal my spine!

Sorry that im a little late but all your stuff is still amazing!Especially EOL6!!Hilarious!
I think i'm gonna look around for that "rejected" cartoon looks damn funny!! :D

Sorry that im a little late but all your stuff is still amazing!Especially EOL6!!Hilarious!
I think i'm gonna look around for that "rejected" cartoon looks damn funny!! :D
You do that! It's proper hilarious!

And now for something completely different... :confused: (http://www.deviantart.com/view/10270523/)

what the hell is plastercine, and what's the thing made out of, what looks like something similar to "play-do", supposed to be?

tbhe play do stuff is plastercine

play do's a brand of plasticine IIRC.

I think it's about time for a Random Comic-me-do! :p

You do that! It's proper hilarious!

And now for something completely different... :confused: (http://www.deviantart.com/view/10270523/)

Aaaw. I was hoping for a Python reference :( Funny though :)

Very Funny. You should colour your comics in, slapp.

Well done to Moco for winning the fanart comp.

Very Funny. You should colour your comics in, slapp.

Well done to Moco for winning the fanart comp.
Colour!? Nevarrrr! Well, sometimes, when I can be bothered. :p

Ever wondered what goes on inside my head?

Sorry that im a little late but all your stuff is still amazing!Especially EOL6!!Hilarious!
I think i'm gonna look around for that "rejected" cartoon looks damn funny!! :D
I posted a link to it earlier but... for the second time the link is: http://sinapse.arc2.ucla.edu/streaming/humor/


click rejected.wmv

oh and thanks splapp thats all i wanted ta know! if you were actually doing the avatar or not! starting now i wont bug yas ne more.

anyways hilarious pic what goes on inside your head it took me five seconds to register but i just started cracking up!

edit: JUNIOR STATUS W00T!!!!

soimeone watches the simpsons and monty phyton...

Indeed.

I've been really quite bored recently... :confused:

LOL!!!! Amazingly funny and disgusting as ever, slapp.

whats... "pile cream" *gets barf bag ready*

whats... "pile cream" *gets barf bag ready*

Piles is a very nasty ailment that occurs in your buttocks. The cream is used to treat it by....well, you get the picture.

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!

*Throws Up*

Ten Minutes Later...

*looks at preasures post*

THATS IS DISGUSTING SPLAPP YOU SICKO!!!

*Barfs Again*

Heh, damn funny though.

ewww...
nasty.

but good though.

Indeed.

I've been really quite bored recently... :confused:
What's wrong with brushing your teeth with pile cream?

...

Oh...

*burns teeth*



Nasty stuff there! Me love it

OH GOD, yuk yuky lolol

isayisayisay!? thats disgusting! *shares lost's bag*

Oooh, it's been a while since I posted owt in here! Well, i've done another random pic, and I suggest those people with a weak stomach look away... NOW! :p

You can see an obese version it here. (http://www.deviantart.com/view/10420343/)

:eek: :eek: AMAZING GORE AND DETAIL!!!SPLAPP!!!YOU ARE THE GOD OF THE GORE AND VIOLENCE ;)

Looks like it took loads of human dissections for so much knowlege on inner organs. :rolleyes:

Looks like it took loads of human dissections for so much knowlege on inner organs. :rolleyes:
Amazing pic Splapp! Lovely guts and entrails. :D

First time I puke not because of a cute picture. It doesn't get any better! :D

Gore. So much wonderful gore. :p :p Love the pics, they get better every time.

P.s: Bet you spend a fortune on red ink, eh?

Thats gotta hurt, brilliant!

That is disgusting! I LIKE IT!
oh yeah and do you hand color your pictures or photoshopize them?

He PSP-me-do's them.

After hand drawing of course. Usually.

I can tell you that thats ain't done with no pens nor pencils

Well, here's what I do...

My brain has a spasm and I get this thing called an 'idea'. With this 'idea', a grab a pencil and scribble it onto paper roughly. I then wrap my hands around a Stabilo Sensor Fineliner, and outline the pencil (I usually end up making a complete pig's ear of it :confused: ). After rubbing the pencil lines out with... a rubber (who'd have guessed it?! :p ) I scan it into the PC in Black and White, open PSP, and Splapp (you know it makes sense!) on some colour.

And it's as simple as that! And not a drop of ink or a pencil crayon in sight... unless of course I decide to colour them in using them. Which I don't. Well, not often.

Splapp...hows that request of mine comin?

Splapp...hows that request of mine comin?
Oh, CRAP! I forgot about that! :o Sorry! Please forgive me! I'll get it done ASAP! :eek:

Oh, CRAP! I forgot about that! :o Sorry! Please forgive me! I'll get it done ASAP! :eek:
no prob... take yo time

Oooh, it's been a while since I posted owt in here! Well, i've done another random pic, and I suggest those people with a weak stomach look away... NOW! :p

You can see an obese version it here. (http://www.deviantart.com/view/10420343/)


can't help but feel sorry for the salesman.

'tis good 'tho

People! Eye on Legs 7 is mere minutes away! While i'm adding the finishing touches, here is a little experement I tried using a pencil and... my finger.

People! Eye on Legs 7 is mere minutes away! While i'm adding the finishing touches, here is a little experement I tried using a pencil and... my finger.
Ohh splapp u forgot my request AGAIN (btw the worms dont need to be colored or have a ground to stand

Haha! Nice pic there Splapp :D

Haha! Nice pic there Splapp :D
Thanks!

Well, here it is... Eye on Legs 7. Enjoy! Here's a pointless fact file about part 7...

Number of Spoons: 13
Number of Tongues hanging over panels: 3
Number of Stupid Mistakes made by me: 1
Number of Comedy Sound Effects: 16
Brand Names Used: 2
Forum Members Peeking into Mystery Box: 1
Smudges caused by my stupid fingers: Plenty

You may think I have been a bit evil to HK's character in this part, what with removing her wings and making her land in filth. But there's method in my madness - find out in Part 8! Also in Part 8: The contents of the Mystery Box!! :eek:


The Eye on Legs Collectors Edition

Eye on Legs Part 1 (http://www.deviantart.com/view/9993399/)
Eye on Legs Part 2 (http://www.deviantart.com/view/9993496/)
Eye on Legs Part 3 (http://www.deviantart.com/view/9993535/)
Eye on Legs Part 4 (http://www.deviantart.com/view/9993620/)
Eye on Legs Part 5 (http://www.deviantart.com/view/9993665/)
Eye on Legs Part 6 (http://www.deviantart.com/view/10030456/)
Eye on Legs Part 7!! (http://www.deviantart.com/view/10486055/) <------- Contains Images that some spiders may find distressing. :p

roflmfao, that's fantastic Splapp.

COOL!!!!111

THIS ROXORS THE BIG ONE111!!

Crap, almost all forum members are there, expect me. PUT ME IN PLEASE PUT ME IN DAMN YOU OR I'LL KILL YOU IN THE MOST VIOLENT POSSIBLE WAYS!!! (You sow what I did to pilot, didn't you???)

whahahaha lolololol man where do you keep comin gup with this stuff...

Very very very very very veeeeeery nice

OMG!!!Splapp this is REALLY AMAZING (as ever)!!!Your humor and gore are absolutely peerless!!!!Wonderful work!!!

LOL sweet comic as usual Splapp! The last frame was particularly funny :D
But...my wings! My beautiful, beautiful wings! How could you!? :eek: :rolleyes:

Reading now comments later!

Edit: Ishhh marrffle-laaarrmmaargh-rooragh-rotflmfao

gah deviant art is blocked here ( college ) and i wont see it tonight either :(

OMG! where do you come up with this stuff?
Great comic (as usual)! looking forward to number 8 *hint hint* *cough*

|8B> = Rolf Harris? That got me rolling all over the UK LAUGHING! :D Shame I can't login to DA because it won't LET ME!!! :mad:

Omg! This must be the funniest thing i've seen in the world (beside that show that is only in cananda and is only in french)

Lol , i like when UKX balance himself with the rope :D

ROFL!!!
AAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAHHAHAAAAAAA!!!!
i was laughin' 5 minutes about unknown X balancin'

There goes my guts down the toilet again.

Hours later Edit
Thanks for adding me by the way, havn't say that yet! :D

Thanks for the comments! :D After I did Eye on Legs 7, I realised that EOL hasn't actually been in the comic for a while, so, I present to you... Eye on Legs 7½! It's only half a comic, but it shows what's actually happening to the star while all the other stuff is happening down below. :p

The Eye on Legs Collectors Edition

Eye on Legs Part 1 (http://www.deviantart.com/view/9993399/)
Eye on Legs Part 2 (http://www.deviantart.com/view/9993496/)
Eye on Legs Part 3 (http://www.deviantart.com/view/9993535/)
Eye on Legs Part 4 (http://www.deviantart.com/view/9993620/)
Eye on Legs Part 5 (http://www.deviantart.com/view/9993665/)
Eye on Legs Part 6 (http://www.deviantart.com/view/10030456/)
Eye on Legs Part 7 (http://www.deviantart.com/view/10486055/)
Eye on Legs Part 7½!! (http://www.deviantart.com/view/10500331/) <----- Short but Sweet!

*replies*

roflmao, inbuilt toaster.

Thanks for the comments! :D After I did Eye on Legs 7, I realised that EOL hasn't actually been in the comic for a while, so, I present to you... Eye on Legs 7½! It's only half a comic, but it shows what's actually happening to the star while all the other stuff is happening down below. :p

The Eye on Legs Collectors Edition

Eye on Legs Part 1 (http://www.deviantart.com/view/9993399/)
Eye on Legs Part 2 (http://www.deviantart.com/view/9993496/)
Eye on Legs Part 3 (http://www.deviantart.com/view/9993535/)
Eye on Legs Part 4 (http://www.deviantart.com/view/9993620/)
Eye on Legs Part 5 (http://www.deviantart.com/view/9993665/)
Eye on Legs Part 6 (http://www.deviantart.com/view/10030456/)
Eye on Legs Part 7 (http://www.deviantart.com/view/10486055/)
Eye on Legs Part 7½!! (http://www.deviantart.com/view/10500331/) <----- Short but Sweet!
u forgot of my request or whagt?

ROTFL, thats great splapp.

lol, shoes!

dude! he craps out toast! that is friggin awesome!!!!!

*wishes he crapped out toast*

Genie-bus.

Pure genie-bus.

u forgot of my request or whagt?
Sorry it's taking so long... I've been kinda busy. I'll try and get it done ASAP.

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What's all this about? If anyone knows, please tell me! :eek:

It's all about ketchup and honey and daggers and those small men inside TV's!

omg! :eek: splapp is turning into winnie the pooh!
watch out for the bees.

heh, took a while for me to get that.

Yep, definately the animal that appears on the box of Kellog's Cornflakes! *cock-a-dooooooooo-dle!*

Sorry it's taking so long... I've been kinda busy. I'll try and get it done ASAP.

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What's all this about? If anyone knows, please tell me! :eek:

You're like my alternate identity!

Yep, definately the animal that appears on the box of Kellog's Cornflakes! *cock-a-dooooooooo-dle!*
/me hates cockrels.

they keep you awake all bloody night!

but nice pic splapp.

Sorry it's taking so long... I've been kinda busy. I'll try and get it done ASAP.

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What's all this about? If anyone knows, please tell me! :eek:
Lol! :D

Gah...How I miss the randomness of this forum so... :(

Lol! :D

Gah...How I miss the randomness of this forum so... :(

hi slick! knew you were gonna come back eventually. though you're probably gone by now.
aaaah. its a rooster. how cool!

Message for all those people waiting for avatars! (And Nzip!)
I have been uber-busy recently sorting out registration at University, so please, please, PLEASE be patient about your avatars (and your request, Nzip). Just bear with me, and I'll finish them off as soon as I get chance. Also, please don't PM me asking when they'll be finished because I honesty have no idea. I haven't forgotten, it's just that I haven't had much time. Once they are finished, i'll PM you. Thank you! :)

Right, now that i've had a whine, here is a random skanky picture I drew... :p

ahahahah great as ever!

hey your back sorry that i bugged you about the av. i wont pm you anymore
cool pic! but whats up with the tonsils?

*shudders*

thats godda hurt like bloody hell! :eek:

Here's a little something... but it's nothing to do with worms! :p It's a food fight, literally!

So then, what do the people prefer? Innnn the red corner, we have Barry 'The Badger' Baked Beans! Aaaaand in the blue corner, we have Steve 'The Ferret' Spaghetti! Who's your money on? I can tell you now: BAKED BEANS RULE!!! :D

Bachelor's Bigga Peas Version (http://www.deviantart.com/view/10670188/)

considering that I absolutely HATE baked beans *puts 10 bucks on the spaghetti*

anyway, VERY creative little pic there.

GARLIC beans! They must be GARLIC BEANS!! Go the beans! Argh, you've made me hungry now...nice pic all the same :D

GARLIC beans! They must be GARLIC BEANS!! Go the beans! Argh, you've made me hungry now...nice pic all the same :D
Blaaaarrggghh! Garlic and Beans... just DON'T go together! It's like having Onion Ice cream! Or Horse flavoured Water!

They do if you blend them together in a toaster covered in sausages!!

Blaaaarrggghh! Garlic and Beans... just DON'T go together! It's like having Onion Ice cream! Or Horse flavoured Water!

Did you know there's garlic flavoured ice cream? And that you could use an onion to make a cough syrup?

did you know that penecillin is mushrooms and fungus with artificial flavor? anyways whens the next pic gonna be up? im so impatient...

spaghetti
*holds up spaghetti sign*

I've just come in from the pub, so if none of this makes sense you know why... :p

I recently got my grubby little mitts on a copy of Flash and after a lot of getting used to, I created this...

My First Flash Moooovie!! (http://www.deviantart.com/view/10698847/)

It doesn't have a loading screen, so you might have to stare at the preview for a bit before it loads... :confused:

Now, I have a question to ask. How many of you would like to see some sort of Eye on Legs Flash movie?? If enough of you would like to see one, then i'll do one. Otherwise, balls to it. :p

Uh ... i can't even see the movie .

I can only see a little image of yourself with the onion in the place where your eye should be :confused:

Yea i saw that too... it seems that also it is just a pict file. Perhaps you imported the wrong picture.

By the way, an eye on legs movie would be pretty cool :D

I see that pic only too.

There's a text saying "Eye on legs in flash by Splapp" and the eye is rotating on the E, and Splapp's blinking (?) with his eyes.

A flash EOL would be great! :)

It works fine. However it seems you need to remind people to click the download button (arrow) to view the actual movie.

It works fine. However it seems you need to remind people to click the download button (arrow) to view the actual movie.
Ahhh... yes. It turns out to veiw it you need to click on the arrow and download it. How do you make it so that it can just be veiwed on the page? Does anyone know? :confused:

Damn straight you better make an EOL movie!! That would rock! :D

That was so cool im gonna start making flash movies soon... of course you should make a EOL Flash Movie but i have a good idea for like practice make a flash group pic with everyone waving or something simple and repetitive like that (i hope i spelled repetitive right... )

spalpp? do u have msn...i can teach u some more stuf... do u wanna?

Oyeah an EOL movie would be cool, but their is always this reality factor. Splapp claims he's a newbie at Flash movies, and making EOL would be a hard job even for a group of pro's since the comic is very long (and isn't even done yet, that explains it) and people would get disappointed if it wouldn't have the same rad style, but redraw everything and make the pics's movable would be almost impassable for one pearson.

Sorry, but I'm just telling fact.

Oh crud. I haven't got the new flash player. Can you import it to a Flash 5 swf and send it to me on MSN?

I was thinking of doing a practice EOL movie, with the characters and their stupid voices (most probably provided by me unless anyone else wants to help?) It'll also let me see if I can do lip-sync with the worms deformed mouths. :confused:

I can help with the voices as soon as I can get Adobe Audition working again...

Need... crack...

I can do the eye's voice!

And my own obviously

Right... this is a bit scary... here is an experiment...

Bucket's Voice (http://img87.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img87&image=BucketVoice.swf)

Apologies to Bucket for making you sound like a mong! :p The second time it plays, it has a strange echo for some reason... oh well!

Right... this is a bit scary... here is an experiment...

Bucket's Voice (http://img87.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img87&image=BucketVoice.swf)

Apologies to Bucket for making you sound like a mong! :p The second time it plays, it has a strange echo for some reason... oh well!

Arg! That's not my voice! ... but it's nice anyway :D

And I can hear the echo too :p

Hah! I knew backflipped-psycologi would work! :p :rolleyes:

LOL, nice voice cast btw. :D

LOL! That rules Splapp!

I was thinking of doing a practice EOL movie, with the characters and their stupid voices (most probably provided by me unless anyone else wants to help?) It'll also let me see if I can do lip-sync with the worms deformed mouths. :confused:
i can help

i can help
Nzip!! What be your MSN address so I can add yers!?

Nzip!! What be your MSN address so I can add yers!?
ill pm u my email

Oh my God that's bloody creepy!!! (Damn, I wish I could provide voices...no sound recording device see)

Oh my God that's bloody creepy!!! (Damn, I wish I could provide voices...no sound recording device see)
Shameless plug...*COUGH* OFFAL (http://www.offal.co.uk) *COUGH*!!

This is me and my mates website, which has just recently opened up. It's a site for all things random, and I expect all of you to join the forum!! (If you want! :p )

Saffya, you can probably get one very cheap

Shameless plug...*COUGH* OFFAL *COUGH*!!

This is me and my mates website, which has just recently opened up. It's a site for all things random, and I expect all of you to join the forum!! (If you want! )

Well, you've made a good job with the layout, I'll give you that. ROFL over that guy in the playground!!!!

that bucket bobber was hifricking-larious!!! i was cracking up!!! :p

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cool site Spalppers!!! (i swear ill never call you that agains...) im now an official Offal.Com forumer... *brain surge* oh yeah! and im happy to be one! :p :rolleyes: :D

It's me! I'm still alive! :p Here's a random-pic-me-did the other night when I was bored.

lol, thats quite good, but if the eyes that close why dosent he grab it.

lol, thats quite good, but if the eyes that close why dosent he grab it. cause that would end the comic, and no one wants that.

Lol! Probably Splapp at that time didn't think of grabbing the eye on legs and was raising money to get an army to get the eye back :rolleyes:

great picture Splapp! hope to see the next "eye on legs" comic :)

Good news everyone! I'm not quite dead, although my thread appears to be... :-/

I'm currently working on an Eye on Legs Flash movie, which at the moment looks like crap, so I need to know... would you rather see Eye on Legs Part 8 first?? Tell me, otherwise I shall gouge eyes like there is no tomorrow!

Oh, and while i'm here... i've been faffing around with Flash. OMG!11!1one! It's UNknOWNExxorrrr!!1one!!two!11 lolol :p

OGME DUDE EGGZ0RZZZZZz1!11one

TEH ***

lol

Hi Larry us

Eye On Legs part 8 first!! W0000000000T!!!!! :D

unknown eggs, is that what happens when UX eats too many beans? :rolleyes:

I say you finish either EOL or the movie, and that you decide which to finish first by which one would be done faster.

Eye On Legs part 8 first!! W0000000000T!!!!! :D
i agree, eye on legs 8 first

i agree with HK and pilot!
eye on legs!

i agree, eye on legs 8 first

I agree with Pilot but mostly with HK

ROFL @ the UKX pic :D

Good news everyone! I'm not quite dead, although my thread appears to be... :-/

I'm currently working on an Eye on Legs Flash movie, which at the moment looks like crap, so I need to know... would you rather see Eye on Legs Part 8 first?? Tell me, otherwise I shall gouge eyes like there is no tomorrow!

Oh, and while i'm here... i've been faffing around with Flash. OMG!11!1one! It's UNknOWNExxorrrr!!1one!!two!11 lolol :p
splapp...i have one request

GO TO THE MSN I HAVE TO TEACH U SOME RULES ABOUT ANIMATION!!!!!!!!11

I agree with Pilot but mostly with HK
You would.

*evil glare*

:rolleyes:

Eye on Legs 8 it is then! :D It'll be done before the weekend if you're lucky. Oh, and Nzip, I appear to be crap as hell at Flash! And I really need some help!! :eek:

I have a request! Offal (http://www.offal.co.uk) is getting a makeover, after we decided that the layout was crap. The new site will feature a plethora of characters (non-worms of course), most of which I have come up with. However, what I've come up with is not enough! I've run out of ideas, so if anyone wants to create some random-tastic characters, just post them here or in the Offal Art forum, or e-mail them or whatever, and i'll Splapp 'em up and put them on the site if they're good enough. :) They'll star in the comics (once they get done), and in the new 'Offal' banner for the homepage.

Well, my thread is dead, don't want to celebrate it, it's pushing up daisies, former and belated. That guy asked why we're elated, well my thread is dead!

Yes, my thread's kaput, no longer operating. Retired! Expired! Quite an emancipation. Released, Deceased! Gone bust it's dust, look at it there, at the bottom o' the list... My thread is deaaaaad!

Anyway that's enough singing and dancing. Let's get back to FanArt...

If been busy colouring my black and white pics on PSP, and now they look uber-fantabulous (even if i do say so myself!)

Here's the Worm Armies pic:


with the image, don't put the piddle in it next time!!! :mad: