I just re-read the entire thread and it's still as funny as always. Page 2 was hilarious!

"Don't touch that squirrel!"

Hahaha! It will never get old.

Guys. We're nowhere near the original topic, and frankly, it's gotten a bit disturbing. I hate to be a buzzkill, but we should probably wrap this up.

The thread, I mean. Not the squirrel.

Oh that's just not right.... :eek:

oh come on. you've GOT to be joking with me, right? there is no way you could possibly believe that touching a squirrel could be that unhealthy. the things are rodents, not walking viruses.

if you're going to be so alarmist, at least have the decency to flag yourself as being sarcastic (which I still doubt is actually the case from the way you worded your previous post).

The biggest problem as far as I can tell is with all the bloody squirrels! Everytime I see one I end up ill with something! They should all be rounded up and burnt as far as I can tell, then we would have none of these problems with understaffed hospitals.

You were lucky to even see a Nurse. Last time I was in A&E I was treated by a man wearing an intern's shoes.