Whenever I try to go into Achievements, it says under each one 'Buy the game to get Achievements' or something.

Why is it saying this?
Is this the same reason I can't find any online games to join?

It sounds like you are playing some demo of the game or something like that.
Am I right?

...or a cracked version.

Please consult this page to solve your problem. (http://worms2d.info/Arr)

wow... that's a very catchy tune. xD

Please consult this page to solve your problem. (http://worms2d.info/Arr)

Ah, damnit. I had just gotten that tune out of my head :(

I clicked that link with my PC boxes unplugged.

That tune got into my head again without me listening to it :eek:

I'm using a legit copy that I bought off steam, But I can't get achievements or use the online features. (although online might just because no one else is on)