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Akuryou13
30 Aug 2010, 06:04
I'm playing ranked standards and I must be a greek god of warfare or something, because I've found ONE decent player while so far.

am I just unlucky or something? everyone I play seems to be brain-dead. admittedly I'm only in the rank 300s or so thus far, but good GOD is it ever easy to jump up.

MtlAngelus
30 Aug 2010, 06:57
It's not just ranked, also in player matches I have rarely found people who know how to play. :p
It seems a lot of people jump directly to online without bothering with training or campaign.

Koenachtig
30 Aug 2010, 07:10
True.

And most annoying is, some players will just leave as soon as they make a mistake, or as soon as they can see they are about to lose.

But if we give it some time, things will be better.

Draconis
30 Aug 2010, 08:30
I'm playing ranked standards and I must be a greek god of warfare or something, because I've found ONE decent player while so far.

am I just unlucky or something? everyone I play seems to be brain-dead. admittedly I'm only in the rank 300s or so thus far, but good GOD is it ever easy to jump up.

I've found the exact same thing. I got to the high nineties in the rankings and turned to pro instead but it seems hardly anyone plays there (probably can't bear to play with so few jetpacks). If you check out the Steam thread you can probably get a good challenge from facing one of us one on one.

Thurbo
30 Aug 2010, 11:46
I think I was a little luckier than you, because in ranked matches I've already found a few good players.

I really had this feeling you have now when I played OW2 because there were bunches of idiots, 80% of them quit right after their first mistake, or shortly before they lost.

I'm pleased to find so few quitters in WR, but maybe I was really lucky.

Wormetti
30 Aug 2010, 16:36
I've played some great players and many new players. I don't expect everyone to have played worms for as long as I have and even the long time Armageddon players will take a while to get used to WR unless they have played the 360 version. This one guy out numbered me because of unlucky spawn locations, so I trapped his worms with girders and he started insulting me. I didn't mind, I won the game in the end :P

Akuryou13
30 Aug 2010, 16:37
I've found the exact same thing. I got to the high nineties in the rankings and turned to pro instead but it seems hardly anyone plays there (probably can't bear to play with so few jetpacks). If you check out the Steam thread you can probably get a good challenge from facing one of us one on one.I've been on the forums long enough that I have a good set of steam friends from the other oldbies, and playing those guys is tons of fun. it's just the unwashed masses that suck so terribly.

I think I was a little luckier than you, because in ranked matches I've already found a few good players.given that everyone else here says the others they're playing are terrible, and you're saying they're ok, I'm going to go ahead and assume you're terrible as well :p

Kjatte
30 Aug 2010, 16:53
I've been on the forums long enough that I have a good set of steam friends from the other oldbies, and playing those guys is tons of fun. it's just the unwashed masses that suck so terribly.

given that everyone else here says the others they're playing are terrible, and you're saying they're ok, I'm going to go ahead and assume you're terrible as well :p

Add me Akuryou! My steam name is (of course) kjatte! ;-)

Wormetti
30 Aug 2010, 17:10
Thurbo was ranked 55 in Rank Addicts last time I checked. He's a good player. I haven't had any quitters in over 30 ranked games.

Akuryou13
30 Aug 2010, 17:45
Add me Akuryou! My steam name is (of course) kjatte! ;-)just clicked the button to add you. presumably you've got an invite from me. edit: now it's saying you're already in my friends list, but I don't see you there, so I have no idea.

Thurbo was ranked 55 in Rank Addicts last time I checked. He's a good player. I haven't had any quitters in over 30 ranked games. huh. so thurbo DOESN'T suck. who knew? and yeah, no quitters is nice, but that wasn't really a problem anywhere but handhelds, unless my memory is faulty.

Alien King
30 Aug 2010, 18:08
A new game comes out.
People experienced with the franchise complain that most of the new population are not so experienced with the franchise.

I'm not too surprised that the majority of players that got the game over Steam aren't too good.

Plasma
30 Aug 2010, 18:13
My first turn in this game involved accidentally setting my own team back 125hp without touching the opponents at all... with a bazooka.


Pretend everyone else was like that!

Akuryou13
30 Aug 2010, 19:10
A new game comes out.
People experienced with the franchise complain that most of the new population are not so experienced with the franchise.

I'm not too surprised that the majority of players that got the game over Steam aren't too good.oh I expected THAT part. the first 10 or so games I expected to be pretty terrible while I flew up the ranks, but I'm in the top 150 now, and I have played one decent game. The best 150 players in all of the people who've bought this game and my opponents are still killing themselves as often as they kill me.

TheReaper
30 Aug 2010, 19:33
Ive been floating around the 20's 30's since release (robciviccrx) and most players have been OK, some have been terrible and probably 5 or so actually good. I'm pretty certain the only game's I have lost are a couple of pro's vs flamie. It's funny when you get called a noob and a hacker and beat your opponent down, so satisfying.

Akuryou13
30 Aug 2010, 19:40
Ive been floating around the 20's 30's since release (robciviccrx) and most players have been OK, some have been terrible and probably 5 or so actually good. I'm pretty certain the only game's I have lost are a couple of pro's vs flamie. It's funny when you get called a noob and a hacker and beat your opponent down, so satisfying.yeah. I opened a game with a screw up to be called an idiot and a moron. I ended the game with 4 worms. EXTREMELY satisfying. :cool:

Draconis
30 Aug 2010, 20:15
yeah. I opened a game with a screw up to be called an idiot and a moron. I ended the game with 4 worms. EXTREMELY satisfying. :cool:

In one game I was thrashing this guy and I had just delivered another blow by dropping a grenade on one of his worms from a jetpack. He says to me in the chat, "you're making the game boring" implying that it was a cheapshot to do that (even though previously I had been nailing him with crackshots). Next turn he drops dynamite on me from a jetpack. So when he said I was making the game boring what he really meant was, "waaaaaaa I don't like looooosing!!1111".

I won natch.

It's always satisfying to beat someone rude so it's a shame that everyone else I've played so far has been a good sport otherwise I'd be getting orgasms from this game I win so much.

Thurbo
30 Aug 2010, 22:22
I've played some great players and many new players. I don't expect everyone to have played worms for as long as I have and even the long time Armageddon players will take a while to get used to WR unless they have played the 360 version. This one guy out numbered me because of unlucky spawn locations, so I trapped his worms with girders and he started insulting me. I didn't mind, I won the game in the end :P

I darksided throughout the whole game once (I had terrible starting positions and two of my worms were killed right at the beginning). When I won, he said "You play like a pus*y :mad:". I find that insults about this very childish and unfair as he simply lost due to a lack of skills.

Draconis
30 Aug 2010, 22:35
I darksided throughout the whole game once (I had terrible starting positions and two of my worms were killed right at the beginning). When I won, he said "You play like a pus*y :mad:". I find that insults about this very childish and unfair as he simply lost due to a lack of skills.

Yes. I definately prefer fighting "honourably" but at the end of the day lets face it, we're going to use every tool we have at our disposal to win. I don't play to lose.

bonz
30 Aug 2010, 22:40
I darksided throughout the whole game once (I had terrible starting positions and two of my worms were killed right at the beginning). When I won, he said "You play like a pus*y :mad:". I find that insults about this very childish and unfair as he simply lost due to a lack of skills.
Don't you worry!
Such behaviour just shows you that you have arrived on the darkside.
Now go worship The Foul Smelling one some more!

Thurbo
30 Aug 2010, 22:44
I only hided because there was no other way to win. If it's not required, I don't.

I wonder why there are no particle sets for us brightsiders, actually? Also, when your team neither is a darksider nor a lightsider, the tool "worship" will automatically be a donkey, why?

Shadowmoon
30 Aug 2010, 22:50
Darksiding in regular games I don't mind, but forts? come on, don't wanna be there all day.

MtlAngelus
30 Aug 2010, 23:03
Darksiding in regular games I don't mind, but forts? come on, don't wanna be there all day.

Then surrender. Surrender to the Darkside. :cool:

MtlAngelus
30 Aug 2010, 23:09
and yeah, no quitters is nice, but that wasn't really a problem anywhere but handhelds, unless my memory is faulty.

It was a huge problem on the 360. HUGE.

Akuryou13
30 Aug 2010, 23:13
I darksided throughout the whole game once (I had terrible starting positions and two of my worms were killed right at the beginning). When I won, he said "You play like a pus*y :mad:". I find that insults about this very childish and unfair as he simply lost due to a lack of skills.lol, had someone try darksiding on me earlier. loaded his tunnel with mines. I invaded teh opposite side and uzi'd him into the pile he'd been creating. I lol'd.

I wonder why there are no particle sets for us brightsiders, actually? Also, when your team neither is a darksider nor a lightsider, the tool "worship" will automatically be a donkey, why?brightside doesnt' exist. Dark Light and Grey sides exist. that is all.

edit: and to answer the donkey thing? the donkey was the original worms god, and is still the most widely known. only makes sense.

and on that note? we have a Concrete Donkey weapon, we have a Buffalo of Lies weapon, but where the heck is my Angular Wooden Giraffe?!

It was a huge problem on the 360. HUGE.yes, well, expecting to find a decent gamer on a 360 is well-known to be impossible :p *awaits fanboy rage*

Plasma
30 Aug 2010, 23:15
"You play like a pus*y :mad:". I find that insults about this very childish and unfair as he simply lost due to a lack of skills.
That's not to say it's not absolutely true or anything, but still. That... that :mad: emoticon was totally uncalled for!

Thurbo
31 Aug 2010, 00:17
brightside doesnt' exist. Dark Light and Grey sides exist. that is all.

There are wormapedia pages in World Party and 3D about brightside. I kind of can't believe you it doesn't exist therefore.

IIRC, difference between brightsiders and greysiders:
brightsiders: Don't have any side at all, just play as they want
greysiders: Play either darkside or lightside throughout a match

Akuryou13
31 Aug 2010, 04:13
There are wormapedia pages in World Party and 3D about brightside. I kind of can't believe you it doesn't exist therefore.

IIRC, difference between brightsiders and greysiders:
brightsiders: Don't have any side at all, just play as they want
greysiders: Play either darkside or lightside throughout a match......greyside plays however they like, switching from dark to light based on the situation. Brightside claims no side and just plays however they like.

the two sides are identical for all intents and purposes, brightsiders just don't call themselves anything, which makes the whole "brightsider" tag completely ridiculous, and as such, brightside doesn't exist. they're just greysiders who don't like being called greysiders.

MtlAngelus
31 Aug 2010, 04:55
I thought greysiders worshiped girders.

Alias
31 Aug 2010, 12:47
Agreed, I havent lost a game yet on a ranked match and I wouldnt consider myself to be pro.

Like, I had 1 worm left after some god awful placement. The opponent had 3.

After I got myself into a hard to reach position it wasnt long before I had killed all 3 of them only taking about 25hp off myself.

^^ I thought I was going to lose big time, but I stuck at it and won :D

Draconis
31 Aug 2010, 12:52
People need to start playing Pro more. Every day it's like me and the same two guys over and over again.

bonz
31 Aug 2010, 16:00
People need to start playing Pro more. Every day it's like me and the same two guys over and over again.
Try changing your Steam download location to a different region, further away from you.

Thurbo
31 Aug 2010, 16:31
......greyside plays however they like, switching from dark to light based on the situation. Brightside claims no side and just plays however they like.

the two sides are identical for all intents and purposes, brightsiders just don't call themselves anything, which makes the whole "brightsider" tag completely ridiculous, and as such, brightside doesn't exist. they're just greysiders who don't like being called greysiders.

Odd, in the wormapedia it'ss explained entirely different. It says greysiders EITHER play darkside or brightside THROUGHOUT a match, while brightsaiders play based on the situation.

Well I think we don't need those then if it's all in a muddle anyway.

Plasma
31 Aug 2010, 17:22
Look, there's a good reason nobody classes players as darksiders and lightsiders anymore! Leave it at that!

Akuryou13
31 Aug 2010, 17:31
Odd, in the wormapedia it'ss explained entirely different. It says greysiders EITHER play darkside or brightside THROUGHOUT a match, while brightsaiders play based on the situation.

Well I think we don't need those then if it's all in a muddle anyway.well the brightsider nonsense was started by players, rather than team17, and as such the definition is stupid and vague. yet another reason it should be disregarded. 3 sides. dark, light and grey in between. ignore all the rest.