THE ROOF! THE ROOF! THE ROOF IS ON FIRE! :eek::eek:

CALL THE F... eh.

Have you checked under the stairs?

and, and all I found was a kid with an oddly shaped head wound.

Have you e-mailed the fire department?


Edit:

Better clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EBfxjSFAxQ

For a bit of background, the sketch starts with the Emergency Services changing their service (nicer vehicles, better looking drivers) and getting a new number (0118 999 881 999 119 725.......3, as opposed to 999). It ends with the fire department arriving saying "Did someone email us about a fire?"