So, apparently this place has turned into a ghost town with nobody posting for days on end. Well, luckily for you guys, somebody projected the Mad symbol into the skies over Gotham City and here I am - to save you all.

How? Erm...um....


PARTY!!!!

*streamers, balloons and pineapples fall from the ceiling*

You are all formally invited to this thread and you are going to have fun. There's a buffet table at the back and a big glass cabinet somewhere containing relics from our long and illustrious history.

Enjoy! (under penalty of death) :D

Am I early or late?

I'm back in black! Yahoooooooooooooooo.......... :confused:

I'M HAVING FUN ALREADY
WOOO
yeah...


:cool:

Heey, this party is pretty sweet!

WHOA AWESOME WOOO WOOOWOWOOOWOOOO

*wears lampshade on head, knocks stuff over*

Par....tay?

Where's the rum?

*Does what any PhD student does and runs to the free buffet!!*

*takes some pineapples from the glass cabinet and throws them all around*

*Does what's in his nature and also runs to the free buffet*

You guys better hurry before someone chops up a pineapple and sprinkles it on every dish ...unless that's already happened!

*Does what's in his nature and also runs to the free buffet*

You guys better hurry before someone chops up a pineapple and sprinkles it on every dish ...unless that's already happened!

Oh good, this buffet has pizza.

*Does what any PhD student does and runs to the free buffet!!*

Aha... so true.

*Has a couple of ales*

*Finds the nearest engineer (or person who at least looks like they might be an engineer) and starts talking engineering-speak to them*

*is also an aerospace engineering student*

*ignores thomasp and concentrates on the buffet*

*is also an aerospace engineering student*

*ignores thomasp and concentrates on the buffet*
Too late, the PhD students have taken all the best stuff :p

You guys better hurry before someone chops up a pineapple and sprinkles it on every dish ...unless that's already happened!I refer you to the party's instigator. ;)

this party ****ing sucks so far

*Dresses FutureWorm up to look like a piñata and hangs him from the ceiling*

*Dresses FutureWorm up to look like a piñata and hangs him from the ceiling*
mmfff wammfmwfm hwmfahfmfmfm

Where's the rum?
*Has found the rum*
Where are the lemons and the cola?

So, who's up for rounders?

Bagsy I get to be the pitcher :p

Whoa, whoa! Steady on there, guys! There's enough rum for everybody!

Also, in answer to people's questions and comments -

*The buffet was specially prepared to cater to everyone's dietary requirements. Hence, Paul found his pizza and... if Vader takes a look... he should find a selection of recently picked brains.

*The lemons and the cola are down in the basement. You really don't want to go down there! (unless you do. in which case, take a flamethrower)

[looks in cabinet]

Hey... who stole the original design documents to Forum Fighters?!

EDIT: I am up for rounders but only if I get to be the guy who hits the ball. The 'ball-basher'.

*does the Call On Me dance with FutureWorm*

this party ****ing sucks so far

That's because nobody has drunk enough yet.

Hey, nobody told me there was going to be a party. I'm so not dressed appropriately for this, I just stepped on dog poo outside and my hair is a mess... this is the worst day ever. D:

wHATJS GOING ON WHOA RE YOU GYUS *puts face through glass coffee table*

*Makes a paper aeroplane and throws it recklessly across the room*

That's the first time I've ever seen a paper plane with a working paper jet engine.

>Combine own mouth, the rum and a lit match with the general direction of the paper plane.

And this is the first time you've seen a paper plane with a working paper jet engine on fire.

>Combine own mouth, the rum and a lit match with the general direction of the paper plane.

And this is the first time you've seen a paper plane with a working paper jet engine on fire.

Gah!
What a waste of rum... :(

Anyone know how to use a fire extinguisher?

No, but I've sent the fire department an e-mail.

Holy Crap Im Getting Out Of Here

Uh, yeah... about that... in my excitement to do my duty and save the forum... I may have bricked over the doors.

If it wasn't for our imminent deaths, it'd almost be funny. :p

You had to go and paint the brick to make it look like there were fire escapes in the room, didn't you :p

My nose hurts from running face first into a solid wall, thinking it was a door!

Yum crispy pineapples! *roasts pineapples over fire of doom*

Quick, drink all the rum before the fire reaches it and it explodes!

Anyone know how to use a fire extinguisher?
No, but I know how to use this flame thrower I just found next to the basement door.

Quick, drink all the rum before the fire reaches it and it explodes!

*provides assistance for this noble task*

*provides assistance for this noble task*

*Provides much more assistance than Bunsy*
*Proceeds to collapse after consuming two bottles"

Quick, drink all the rum before the fire reaches it and it explodes!What *buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrp* ... *urp* rum?

Quick, drink all the rum before the fire reaches it and it explodes!yes! then when you all die and the fire reaches the pot of recently-digested rum, your stomachs can make a nice light display!

also, I'M LATE! I should pay attention to threads more. *wanders around randomly*

Tch. Clearly this is a wretched hive of scum and villainy. The outrage is enough to cause one's monocle to fall from the face! I bid you all good day.

*Walks into brick wall*

My house is burning. Help me. I smell a worrying burning smell.

Fire department, dude. Fire department.

Queue the "My party is burning. Help me." thread!

Douse the flames in rum, for crying out loud! But for crying out loud, don't use the rum!

*suddenly remembers that this buffet has everything that everyone wants*

*suddenly spots the HGV tanker full of milk sitting in the corner of the room*

Ah, excellent *releases the milk*

Well we can't let this fire ruin the party...

Douse the flames in rum, for crying out loud! But for crying out loud, don't use the rum!

Use any available Vodka instead - it's much more expendable.


*suddenly spots the HGV tanker full of milk sitting in the corner of the room*

Rum and milk?

Splapp, here. Did I miss the party? I've got a bottle of Châteauneuf-du-Pape here. :cool:

Splapp and HK in the same room, eh? I know a destiny when I see it this up close! :eek:

>Drag both of them to a quiet corner away from natural disasters and begin convincing them to come work for the common good of the Worms community by contributing art and a general sense of design to the esoteric and somewhat secretive FoW project.

>Assure them that though the pay might be measly [I hope you like peanuts] , the end result may just immortalise their names for all eternity, even more so than they have already been immortalised.

Wait, how did Splapp get in? Maybe we can escape this inferno via the same place? :eek:

*Gets soaked in milk and rolls around in the flames*

My nose hurts from running face first into a solid wall, thinking it was a door!
Too bad... it's much more entertaining when people run face first into solid doors.

Wait, how did Splapp get in? Maybe we can escape this inferno via the same place? :eek:

I think he was just passed out behind that counter this whole time. Like, ever since the last time we saw him around.

I think he was just passed out behind that counter this whole time. Like, ever since the last time we saw him around.
^ This

Will Splapp save us from the fire?


SAVE US OH MIGHTY SPLAPP!!

does splapp's avatar look like it's hiding behind the forum page waiting to hope out to anyone else?

does splapp's avatar look like it's hiding behind the forum page waiting to hope out to anyone else?
His location info will tell what it is.

Tbh, I think Paul's milk explosion put out the fire. Of course, everything's now covered in milk.

Okay, Paul, that's enough milk.

*tries to turn milk tap off. it breaks*

Well, this isn't good. :-/

My party is flooding. Help me.

His location info will tell what it is.I watched the Orbinauts video already, I was just commenting on the avatar version.

also? MILK PARTY!!!

Ah, milk!
Finally I have something use this with!

*Produces bottle of Kahlúa*

http://listicles.com/wp-content/upload/whiterussian.jpg

*Produces bottle of Kahlúa*

Foreign alcohol?

...


Gimme!

There's a point, anyone got any Krupnik?

Foreign alcohol?

...


Gimme!
Comes from the land of MtlAngelus.

All this milk is making me feel like a fruit loop.

All this milk is making me feel sleepy! Bedways is rigthways now, so best we go homeways and get a bit of spatchka. Right, right.

When does the pizza get here, someone's eaten all of it?

When does the pizza get here, someone's eaten all of it?
I sure hope that there's pineapple it.

I sure hope that there's pineapple it.

I give you 5 minutes to devour it before I incinerate such an abomination.

I give you 5 minutes to devour it before I incinerate such an abomination.
I thought the fire had been extinguished? :p

I thought the fire had been extinguished? :p

I'll just drown it in rum. Fire is bound to occur again soon enough.
Either that or it's a **** party.

If it's drowned in rum you think it'll last long with us around?

I'm already on fire.

Not sure why. Blacked out for a second.

huh. that's odd, zero. no recollection of what happened at all?? :confused:

*tucks matches into back pocket*

Wait a minute.

You have one of those neato wooden compass box thingies I was eyeballing at the museum gift shop, don't you? I'll buy it off you.

Wait a minute.

You have one of those neato wooden compass box thingies I was eyeballing at the museum gift shop, don't you? I'll buy it off you.nope, sorry. none of that here.

WARNING, WARNING: MILK LEVELS CRITICAL! WARNING, WARNING!

*glug glug glug...*

Woah, were we passed out for a whole week? Must be a good party.

Guess that's what the fumes from the fire did!

*the door creaks open*

*a head pokes in...then out*

*door closes*

*wakes up*

Ugggh. Hey, my bottle of Châteauneuf-du-Pape remains UNOPENED! We should celebrate surviving a week of unconciousness by drinking ourselves into a coma. :cool:

*wakes up*

Ugggh. Hey, my bottle of Châteauneuf-du-Pape remains UNOPENED! We should celebrate surviving a week of unconciousness by drinking ourselves into a coma. :cool:

Unless this bottle is the size of a large vat, I don't think we have enough.
Is there any rum left?

CBA to find out; when did S2K reappear?

I have the ability to create my body weight in absinthe on demand, if that's any use.

I have the ability to create my body weight in absinthe on demand, if that's any use.

Yes!
Instant intoxication drink!

I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.

I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.
GIVE THIS MAN A MEDAL. And a large scotch.

There was this spell in Dungeon Crawl that converts a small percentage of the brain matter of anybody in visible range of the caster into alcohol. Somebody should learn that.

There was this spell in Dungeon Crawl that converts a small percentage of the brain matter of anybody in visible range of the caster into alcohol. Somebody should learn that.

Not sure that would be enough.
Maybe if we got some normal people in here...

GIVE THIS MAN A MEDAL. And a large scotch.
Cheers Splapp! Any pan-galactic gargle blasters going spare as well?

Cheers Splapp! Any pan-galactic gargle blasters going spare as well?
I have this lemon slice wrapped around a gold brick. Will that do instead?

I have this lemon slice wrapped around a gold brick. Will that do instead?
Will pass for now - might take you up on your offer if nothing materialises soon!

Dang, where's that infinite improbability drive when you need it...


And on another note:

*Walks over to the nearest female in the room*

Hey baby, is this guy boring you? Come see my spaceship!

thomasp! I'll have you know that that particular hat rack is with me. :mad:

Now now, guys, there's enough racks for everyone.

*gate crashes party*

Is that your gate Blinx? Keep it under control!

It should be locked up!

nooooo get this gate off of me

*removes gate*

I think SOMEONE'S had a little too much Ronseal to drink tonight.

Whoa. Okay, who ordered 230 pizzas? I'm not paying for these. And there'd better not be fruit on any of them.

All I want to know is where's my 25ft long sandwich?

And my half-order of garlic bread.

Whoa. Okay, who ordered 230 pizzas? I'm not paying for these. And there'd better not be fruit on any of them.

Tomato is a fruit :p

Tomato is a fruit :p
And so is the grain used for the flour of the dough.

Tomato is a fruit :p
Already tried that argument on "them" and got slapped down with "culinary vegetable".

Y'know, I wonder what the anti-PoP brigade think of gammon steak with pineapple...

Raisin sauce!

Y'know, I wonder what the anti-PoP brigade think of gammon steak with pineapple...this part of that brigade believes pineapple should never be cooked under any circumstance.

I can get behind that.

Y'know, I wonder what the anti-PoP brigade think of gammon steak with pineapple...

****ed up?

this part of that brigade believes pineapple should never be consumed under any circumstance.

Corrected.

Corrected.no, no. I LIKE pineapple. but it should never be cooked.

no, no. I LIKE pineapple. but it should never be cooked.

I, however, don't like it. :p

ScurvyMcCluck!

this part of that brigade believes pineapple should never be cooked under any circumstance.
+1 to this

For some reason raw pineapple gives me stomach trouble, but cooked is fine.

Cooked pineapple is excellent when used carefully.

Cooked pineapple is excellent when used carefully.as is anthrax, I'm sure.

Pineapple is just horrible in general. You guys should be ASHAMED of yourselves. :mad:

Pineapple is just horrible in general. You guys should be ASHAMED of yourselves. :mad:

I love you.

Pineapple is just horrible in general. You guys should be ASHAMED of yourselves. :mad:
yeah? oh YEAH???? :mad: :mad: :mad:

:cool:

dis partay gettin ugly

dis partay gettin uglyonly cause you walked in :cool:

I don't mean to alarm anybody but I just accidentally activated the nuclear bomb.


...why do we keep that here, anyway?

Just hit it with a shovel :p

I don't mean to alarm anybody but I just accidentally activated the nuclear bomb.

Ah, in that case we begin the highly technical and complicated process of the "OMG Nuke!" protocol.
That is; we run around screaming.

Nonsense. When I was in school, they taught me the secret to survival.

*squats in front of his locker, puts his hands on the back of his head* AIN'T NO NUKE GONNA HURT THIS ZEOR

*Rides the nuke.* (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9YYbrZ4whY)

I can valk!

dis partay gettin ugly

Sounds like this party just got started!

*Rides the nuke.* (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9YYbrZ4whY)
No, I ride nuke! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcW_Ygs6hm0)

Homer rides the nuke! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jutwUJmngI0&feature=related)

Didn't know you had millions of games on Newgrounds, Splapp. Nice.

Didn't know you had millions of games on Newgrounds, Splapp. Nice.millions??

Maybe he means millions of views.

Maybe it was just a figure of speech?